时间 英文 中文 [00:15] Oh, my God. 天啊 [00:17] Who did this? 谁做的 [00:20] “We’ve pissed our pants so many a time, 我们多次尿裤子 [00:22] “but this place was first and thus sublime. 但这地方是第一次 因此庄严 [00:25] “You’ll find the next clue where the trash is disposed, 你会在扔垃圾的地方找到下一条线索 [00:28] the cleanest can on the block, 街区里最干净的垃圾桶 [00:30]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] Dude, we are like Jerry Seinfeld right now. 我们现在就像是杰瑞·宋飞[美国单人脱口秀喜剧演员] [00:14] Yeah, we run this city. 是啊 我们主宰着这城市 [00:16] What up, bitches? 怎么样啊 婊子们 [00:18] We own this city! We’re driving! 我们是这里的老大 我们在开车 [00:20] – This isn’t a taxi, this isn’t an Uber! – Nope! -这不是出租车 不是优步 -没错 [00:23] We own you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Thank you for house sitting. 谢谢你帮我照看房子 [00:09] Thank you. 谢谢你 [00:10] I’m taking Oliver for detox in the Hamptons. 我要带奥利弗去汉普顿戒瘾 [00:12] Standardized testing has really stressed him out. 标准测验给了他很大压力 [00:16] Now here, make sure you feed the blue macaw, 这是钥匙 记得给蓝色金刚鹦鹉喂食 [00:18] and make sure the house gets a lot of…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Driver, I’m dying in here, can’t you get the air up a little bit? 司机 我快死了 你能开下空调吗 [00:11] Mom, don’t call him driver. 妈 别叫他司机 [00:13] Yeah. They’re called security this guy, he’s not stopping anybody. 嗯 这人是保安 他拦得住谁啊 [00:17] – Esther Baumgarten? – No, no. That’s my mother, she’s dead….
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Ugh! God, it’s so ridiculous that we can’t, like, 天啊 真是太扯淡了 [00:12] control the heat in our own apartment. 我们连自己公寓里的暖气都控制不了 [00:13] It’s like, we’re old enough to drink, 就好像我们到了可以喝酒的年龄 [00:15] we’re old enough to chaperone a high school dance, to vote. 到了在舞会里当监护 投票的年龄 [00:17] Like that did anything. 就跟你有投出你想要的总统一样 [00:19] But…
时间 英文 中文 [00:25] You don’t have to take that down. 那个你不用拿下来 [00:26] She’ll think it’s, like, a kooky necklace holder or something. 她会以为是挂项链之类的 [00:28] She’ll never think it’s a dildo. 绝不会想到是假阳具 [00:29] Oof, that hurts my heart. 真让人难过 [00:44] I feel like she’s gonna know that you made it. 我觉得她会知道是你做的 [00:47] Why? 为什么 [00:48]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Oyster. Shiitake. 牡蛎 什塔克菇 [00:09] – Ahh– maitake. – Dang. -灰树花 -厉害 [00:11] Touch of Himalayan sea salt. 喜马拉雅海盐的滋润 [00:12] Himalayan sea salt. 喜马拉雅海盐 [00:14] Okay, okay, morels. 我知道 羊肚菌 [00:15] Spongy mushroom in a dark sauce. 像海绵一样的蘑菇蘸着酱油 [00:17] – So good. – So good. -超好吃 -超好吃 [00:19] Fennell seeds, please….
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] It just makes me nuts that this is private. 我不能接受这里竟然是私人的 [00:10] It’s like we’re supposed to just, like, circle it? 我们就只能绕着走吗 [00:12] It’s Gramercy Park douchebags. 格拉梅西公园的混蛋 [00:14] If I had a key, I would go in there 我要是有钥匙 我就每天早上 [00:15] like every morning and read the whole paper 进去看报纸 [00:17]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Do you think that I should keep my bangs growing out long 你说我是把刘海留长呢 [00:10] or cut ’em like Amelie style? 还是剪成艾米丽的样子[电影《天使爱美丽》] [00:12] Keep ’em growing out, more witchy. 留着吧 更有女巫风 [00:14] Bangs growing out are witchy? 长刘海是女巫风 [00:15] Yeah, but das a good thing. 对 但这是好事 [00:16] Witch shit is fucking…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Another one bites the dust. 又一人遭殃 [00:11] The New York City Snipper is at it again this morning, 纽约剪刀手今早再次出手 [00:14] snipping women’s ponytails. 剪掉女人的马尾辫 [00:20] – Oh, God! ?- Ooh, oh, geez! -我晕 -天啊 [00:23] – Shit. – ?Hey, I got it. Hey. -靠 -我来 [00:25] Oh, wow, thank you. That’s…