时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So I was thinking, Woody, you should buy me a new pet. 我在想啊 Woody 你该买只新宠物给我 [00:07] Hell no. Every time I do, you do a shitty job of taking care of it. 绝逼不行 每次买给你 你都照管得一团糟 [00:11] That is nonsense. I am totally responsible. 简直是胡扯 我很负责的好吧 [00:14] Oh, really? 真的吗? [00:21] Who…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Malloy, I am highly disappointed. Malloy 我对你失望透顶了 [00:06] You don’t know a thing about the value of money. 你对钱的价值真是狗屁不通 [00:08] I stand by my purchase. 人家买的有理 [00:10] It’s not your purchase if it’s on my credit card! 刷我信用卡就不算是你买的好吧?! [00:14] How much was this thing? 这玩意到底多少钱? [00:15] I got it at a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Nobody’s home. 家里没人 [00:06] Wait, Bobby, I’m here to collect your camping fee. You’re late. 等下 Bobby 我是来收你的露营费的 你交晚了 [00:09] – I just paid it. – That was two years ago. – 俺交过了 – 你那是两年前交的 [00:12] Man, time flies when you’re blind shit-faced drunk! 天呐 喝得脸红脖子粗 时间就是过得快啊 [00:15] Hold on one…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] I, Henrietta Varnadoe… 我 Henrietta Varnadoe… [00:03] Hereby bequeath all of my wealthy and worldly possessions to… 特此将我所有财富和遗产赠予… [00:08] Denzel Jackson Denzel Jackson. [00:10] Jackpot! 中大奖了 [00:13] Don’t worry. I promise not to spend your dead mama’s fortune on anything frivolous. 别担心 我保证不把你们死妈的财产花在没意义的地方 [00:17] Woo! Jet pack, mother[Bleep]! 火箭包 特么真爽 [00:32]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] You know what I just noticed? 知道我发现什么了么? [00:05] Connie’s knees look more like balls than my balls look like balls. Connie的膝盖长得比蛋蛋还像蛋蛋 [00:08] Oh, my God, they do. 我天哪 真的呢 [00:10] Man, I’m starving. 天啊 饿死我了 [00:11] Being the best Park Ranger on Earth can really work up an appetite. 做一只全地球最佳林警还真是开胃呢 [00:15]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] Hell yeah! 真特么爽 [00:16] That’s it? I guess I gotta pull out the big guns. 这就完了? 得整个大家伙事儿呀 [00:23] Hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing? 嘿 你特么在那儿干嘛吗? [00:25] Huh? Fishing, dumbass! I’m Firecracker Jim, God damn it! 啥? 打渔呢 傻X 我是火爆Jim 你大爷的 [00:30] Fishing? With dynamite? 打渔? 用炸药? [00:32]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Have you ever seen a more beautiful sight? 你还见过比这更美的景色吗? [00:07] No, I haven’t. 没 没见过 [00:09] I bet it smells like Strawberry Shortcake. 我肯定这闻起来跟草莓酥似的 [00:12] The majestic Philadelphia Eagle. 英伟的费城雄鹰 [00:15] They’re almost extinct, because… 它们都要灭绝了 就因为… [00:17] Malloy! What are you doing? Malloy 你在干什么啊? [00:19] Ooh, I’m sorry, “timber”. 真不好意思…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] War is hell. 战场就是地狱 [00:03] The object is to destroy and demoralize. 目的就是摧毁与毁灭 [00:05] We will gouge out their eyes, piss in their skulls, 我们会剜出他们的眼珠 在他们头颅上撒尿 [00:08] and anything left breathing, we rape! 只要还有喘气的 我们就灭了他 [00:11] Damn, white people take this softball shit serious. 我去 白人可真拿这软球球当回事 [00:14] This is Brickleberry versus…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] With liberty and justice for all. 拥有着自由和正义 [00:04] I am so grateful to be living in this fine country. 我真是三生有幸生活在这个国度 [00:08] Me too. Thank God for slavery. 我也是 为奴隶制感谢上帝 [00:12] Don’t mind me. I’m high as shit right now. 别吃心 我现在嗨起来了 [00:14] Drug test Denzel. 药品测试Denzel [00:16] Okay, as y’all know,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Technical support. May I help you? 技术支持 有什么能帮您的吗? [00:04] Hi, uh, my Internet went out right in the middle of watching Beethoven on Netflix. 我正在Netflix上看《无敌当家》 结果掉线了 [00:08] I need to know if that dog gets put to sleep or not! 我得知道那条狗到底睡没睡着 [00:11] Oh, the slobbery dog? It is most funny. 那条懒狗啊?…