时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Whoo! That was good, baby. 刚才真是爽翻了 宝贝儿 [00:02] I bet you ain’t made a face like that since your last stroke. 我敢说从你上次中风后就再没有过刚那销魂的高潮表情 [00:06] Don’t light that. I’m on oxygen… 别点火 我吸着氧… [00:12] Congratulations, Denzel. 恭喜你 Denzel [00:13] This is your fourth sex-related injury this month. 这是你本月第四次因性事牵连而受伤 [00:16] What can I say,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Around the rubber, off the AIDS needle, and… 绕过避孕套 擦过艾滋针 然后… [00:07] Hole in one. 完美进洞 [00:09] Eat that, Steve. 跪舔吧 Steve [00:10] No way. That is not gum. 扯淡 这才不是什么泡泡糖 [00:13] Trust me, I couldn’t even blow bubbles with it. 相信我 我都不能拿这玩意吹泡泡 [00:15] Steve, you know I love playing mini…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Congratulations, Billy. You win most handicapped. 恭喜你 Billy 你获得了最残障学生奖 [00:06] This is bullshit. 老子不服 [00:08] And now the award for coolest, most popular kid in school goes to… 接下来全校最潮最受欢迎学生奖将授予… [00:14] Woody Johnson Woody Johnson. [00:17] Did you forget something, son? 你是不是忘了啥 孩子? [00:22] The only award you’ll win is weirdest looking…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] The hunters got your mother, baby eagle. 猎手们夺走了你妈妈 鹰宝宝 [00:05] But you’re gonna be okay. 但你会没事的 [00:12] Mount Brickleberry is a volcano? 脆莓山是座火山? [00:15] There is much about Brickleberry you do not know, Ethel Anderson. 关于脆莓 你不知道的多了去了 Ethel Anderson [00:18] How did you know my name? 你怎么知道我叫什么? [00:19] Our Gods tell…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] ♪ Flamey the Bear, Flamey the Bear. ♪ ♪ 人熊烈火哥 人熊烈火哥 ♪ [00:03] ♪ He’s the one you call when there’s fire everywhere. ♪ ♪ 当火灾烧遍四处时他就会救场 ♪ [00:06] ♪ If you start a forest fire, then you should be scared. ♪ ♪ 如果你敢在森林里放火你应该胆寒 ♪ [00:09] ♪ Because you will be devoured…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] I can’t believe tomorrow’s the big day. 真不敢相信明天就迎来大日子了 [00:06] Our country is finally putting a man on Mars. 咱们国家终于把人送上火星了 [00:09] What do you think is up there, Denzel? 你觉得那上面会有啥 Denzel? [00:11] Hot martian bitches with four sets of green titties. 长着四对绿色奶子的火星婊吧 [00:13] That’s really profound, Denzel. 你知识真渊博 Denzel [00:15] I know….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] – Gandalf. – Aragorn! – 甘道夫 – 阿拉贡 [00:04] Gandalf! 甘道夫 [00:05] Denzel, there’s no way Gandalf’s dick was bigger than Aragorn’s. Denzel 甘道夫的屌绝对没有阿拉贡的大 [00:09] What? Not only was it bigger, he could shoot fireballs off that shit. 什么? 不光比他大 人家的屌还能发射火球 [00:14] Look out! That guy’s burning down a village with…
时间 英文 中文 [00:27] Were those your parents? Poor little guy. 它们是你爸妈吗? 可怜的小东西 [00:30] Oh, well. Time erases traumatic memories. 是时候来消除这段创伤的记忆了 [00:33] At least that’s what my Scout Leader told me when he made me suck his… 这话以前童子军领队跟我说过 当时他要我舔他… [00:38] Huh. It does work. 还真起作用了 [00:40] Don’t worry, little cub. I’ll take care of you….
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] License and regis… tration. 驾驶本和登记… 证 [00:08] Here you go, Rangers. 给你 林警 [00:16] Excuse us, Ma’am. 不好意思 女士 [00:18] – Oh, shit. Did you see how ug… – Beautiful she is? Yeah. – 诶我去 你看她多难… – 漂亮是吧? 是啊 [00:21] Beautiful? Steve, she looks just like you, but with smaller titties….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I’m honored to introduce the woman who’s been an inspiration of mine for years. 很高兴为大家介绍这位激励了我很多年的女人 [00:08] She’s shown the women of this state 她向本州女性朋友们证明 [00:10] that if we put our minds to it, anything is possible. 只要矢志不渝 女人没什么做不到的 [00:13] A female Governor? Ewe, yuck! 女州长? 真恶心 [00:16] Am I the only…