时间 英文 中文 [00:06] How you like your road eggs? 这个公路煎蛋你要几分熟? [00:08] Same way I like my road head: runny and in my mouth. 跟开车时我给司机口交那样: 一股脑都进嘴里 [00:13] Uh, how about I just scramble these? 我就搅合搅合给你煎一下吧 [00:18] What?! 哎妈 [00:20] Who the hell set the thermostat to 38 degrees? 谁特么把恒温器调到3度多的? [00:24] – Woody did. – Woody,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Greetings, Shit for Brain, Dances with Rhythm, Morning After, and Gay Buffalo. 早上好 浆糊脑 抽搐哥 宿醉姐 拉拉大水牛 [00:08] Big Chief Horse Dick come bearing big news. 马屌大酋长给你们带来了好消息 [00:11] 15 years after being shut down, 在被关闭15年之后 [00:13] we’re finally reopening Camp Brickleberry, 脆莓夏令营终于要重新开张了 [00:16] and you’re all gonna be camp counselors. 而你们都将成为夏令营指导员…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Nice and quiet with no work to do. 一派安静祥和 还没有活儿 [00:03] Just the way I like it. 哥就喜欢这样 [00:04] It’s so boring here. 太无聊了 [00:07] All my finely tuned crime-fighting skills are going to waste. 我精心练过的打击犯罪技巧都用不上 [00:10] Finally, a little action. 终于有情况了 [00:13] Freeze, you piece of shit! 不许动 你这个混球 [00:15]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] So on this sad, and yet happy day, 在这个悲伤的大喜日子里 [00:03] let’s all raise a glass 让我们共同举杯… [00:05] to celebrate the retirement of everyone’s favorite park ranger, 欢送大家最喜爱的林警 [00:08] the glue that held us all together for so many years, to… 是他这么多年里将大家团结在一起 敬… [00:12] Harold Harold. [00:13] – Who the [bleep] is…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Woody, I have the results of your colonoscopy. Woody 你的结肠镜检查结果出来了 [00:03] Be honest, doc. Do I have the ass cancer? 说实话 大夫 我得了屁癌了吗? [00:06] I’m not going to sugarcoat it, Woody. 我就直说了吧 Woody [00:08] I found something alarming in there. 我发现了一些值得警醒的东西 [00:10] No! 不 [00:12] Oh, yeah, I accidentally sat on…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Thanks for helping me with spring cleaning, Malloy. 多谢帮我做大扫除 Malloy [00:03] This is a weird comic book. Klan Man? 这本漫画有点诡异啊《三K侠》? [00:07] Oh, Klan Man. 《三K侠》啊 [00:09] Across the air, across the sea, 跨越长空 漂洋过海 [00:12] And a cross on your lawn. 十字架烧进你家草坪 [00:14] Oh, you should’ve seen lynch lady. Ooh, she…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Here’s to having nothing to celebrate. 敬这屁事也没得庆祝的一天 [00:03] Actually, today’s my birthday. 其实今天是我生日呢 [00:05] Like I said, nothing to celebrate! 我就说吧 屁事也没得庆祝 [00:07] Hey, where’s Malloy? 嘿 怎么不见Malloy? [00:08] Eh, he couldn’t be here. He got tied up. 他不能进来 我把他拴外边了 [00:11] I’m going to get Woody for this. Woody会有好果子吃的 [00:13] Oh,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Now, kids, in honor of Veterans Day, 孩子们 为了纪念退伍军人节 [00:04] We’ve got a very special guest speaker. 我们有请到了一位特邀发言人 [00:06] A real, live war hero: 一位我们身边的战争英雄 [00:09] Woody Johnson Woody Johnson. [00:11] Hi, kids, she’s right. I am a war hero. 嗨 孩子们 她没骗人 我就是战争英雄 [00:14] My dad’s a fireman. 我爸爸是消防员 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Aw, look at my little cubs of anarchy. 瞧瞧我家的无政府主义小熊仔 [00:05] Are you excited about your new bike? 是不是超想见见你的新车呀? [00:07] – Yes. – Here you go, buddy. – 是啊 – 走着 小伙计 [00:10] What the [Bleep] is that? I asked for a motorcycle. 这特么是啥鸟东西? 我要的是摩托车好吧 [00:13] Malloy, we both know you’re not…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] 明星们恨我们 因此拒绝给我们配音 （其实他们这么做还是蛮明智的…… 故片中明星均非本人配音 包括耶稣 [00:12] Am I gonna die, captain? 队长 我要死了吗? [00:13] It’ll be all right, private. Do you hear me? 你会没事的 列兵 听见了嘛? [00:15] You need to look that angel of death right in the eye and shout– 你要直视死神的双眼 对他大喊 [00:18] “what the shit is that?” 卧槽什么鸟玩意? [00:20]…