时间 英文 中文 [00:09] …and they even let the birthday boy pilot the airplane! …他们甚至让小寿星亲自驾驶飞机 [00:13] There were no survivors. 飞机上无人生还 [00:15] In other news, the newly formed Hollywoo “Guild of Assistants” 另一则新闻 最新成立的好莱无”助理工会” [00:18] is meeting with industry power brokers today 今天与业界高层会晤 [00:20] to negotiate terms for a standard agreement. 商讨标准协议的条款 [00:23] I’m optimistic…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] In my line of work, I meet a lot of big names. 干我们这一行 常常会遇到大明星 [00:11] I’m talking the sexiest guys of the ’90s. Nick Nolte. Mickey Rourke. 比如说90年代最性感的男星 尼克诺特 米基洛克 [00:15] Literally, here we are in the ’90s, 说真的 我们在90年代时 [00:16] and these are the guys we think are sexy, right?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Okay, guys, that is my cat eye tutorial. 好的 这是我的猫猫眼妆教程 [00:09] It probably works better if you’re not a dog, 如果不是狗的话 也许会好看点 [00:11] but anyways, like and subscribe. 请给我点赞关注 [00:14] Oh, and RIP Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker. 愿纳尔逊·曼德拉和保罗·沃克安息 [00:17] Love you, sassy boys! 爱你们 时髦男孩们 [00:20] I just don’t feel…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] The series is called “Crooshin’ USA.” 这系列叫”拽行美国” [00:07] What does that mean? 那是什么意思 [00:09] Crooshness is hard to define, but I also don’t know it when I see it. 拽很难定义 说不清 道不明 [00:12] Pardon my reach. 不好意思 [00:13] Well, I’m always trying to get more girls interested in agriculture. 我一直希望让更多女孩爱上农业 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] If there’s one thing I’ve learned 如果说我从这场名为人生的 [00:14] from this crazy mambo called life, 疯狂曼波舞中学到了什么 [00:17] it’s that anyone can be a birthday father, but it takes a heart full of birthdays 每个人都可以是生日父亲 但只有心中装满生日的人 [00:22] to be a true Birthday Dad. 才能成为真正的生日爸爸 [00:24] – ♪ Got a heart full of birthday…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Sarah Lynn. 莎拉·琳恩 [00:07] Sarah Lynn? 莎拉·琳恩 [00:17] I don’t have a lot to tell. She called me. 我知道的也不多 她打给我 [00:19] She sounded a little off. I… 她听起来不对劲 我… [00:23] So, I drove to the planetarium, and I found her passed out. 所以我开车去了天文馆 发现她晕倒了 [00:26] I called 911 right away, but…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] You shut down production? 你们叫停了拍摄 [00:11] Just for a couple of days. 就几天 [00:13] What is going on over there? 到底发生了什么 [00:14] – It’s a minor injury issue. – A stunt went slightly awry. -一点小伤病 -特技出了点小差错 [00:18] Again? 又来 [00:19] And one of our stars got a little strangled. 还有一位主演有些勒伤 [00:21]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] 现在是什么时候 原创剧集 [00:12] Now I see why they call you “Sassy.” 现在我明白他们为什么叫你”萨西”了 [00:14] – Hello, old friend. – Fritz! But you’re dead! -你好 老朋友 -弗里茨 你明明死了 [00:17] Dead serious… about haunting you. 死透了…要来缠着你 [00:21] I haven’t had sex that good since my wife died. 自从我妻子死后就从来没有在床上这么爽过 [00:23] To be clear, the sex…
时间 英文 中文 [00:19] What troubles you, Sister? 你有何烦恼 修女 [00:20] It’s the woman who came from the water. 是那个从水里来的女人 [00:23] She’s been in our care for two years. 我们照顾她两年了 [00:24] She hasn’t spoken a word and spends her days in a fog. 她只字未吐 整日浑浑噩噩 [00:27] Have you been steadfast in your prayers? 你有坚持每日为她祈祷吗 [00:30]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] I don’t know what’s real anymore. 我已分不清什么是真实的 [00:11] And I don’t know if I care. 也不知是否还在乎了 [00:20] – Talk to me, Philbert. – Don’t tell her a thing. -告诉我 菲尔伯特 -什么也别告诉她 [00:23] What did you do to your wife? 你对你老婆做了什么 [00:25] She was gonna get us all killed. 她会害死我们所有人 [00:27] So…