时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 我承认我喜欢死虫子[戏仿歌词 原为”我承认我喜欢大屁股”] 除虫害公司 [00:20] Look what I found in Mom and Dad’s interesting-smelling closet. 快看我在爸妈的怪味衣柜里找到什么啦 [00:23] Wait, what were you doing in our closet? 你翻我们衣柜干嘛 [00:24] Bup, bup, bup! A box of old tapes, 一箱录像带 [00:27] which I believe includes a tape of a certain song 我记得没错的话 里面应该有一盘 [00:29] someone sang…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 罪与鼠 除虫害公司 [戏仿电影名罪与错] [00:20] Hey, what would happen 如果我们把番茄酱 [00:21] if we put ketchup in the mustard bottles? 放进芥末酱瓶里会怎么样 [00:23] Oh, man. I don’t even want to think about it. 我连想都不愿意想 [00:26] Dad! They’re showing a commercial for the marathon! 老爸 电视在放马拉松对战的广告 [00:28] Starting at 11:00 a.M., it’s an all-out, 早上十一点开始…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 明日巨蚁 除虫害公司 [戏仿明日巨星乐队] [00:19] So, last day of school before spring break. 春假前最后一天上课啦 [00:22] You kids excited? 你们激动吗 [00:23] I am. I mean, because you’ll be working 我很激动 因为你们就能 [00:25] in the restaurant even more. 多来餐厅干活啦 [00:28] Is that the sound you make when you’re happy? 那是你开心时的声音吗 [00:30] It’s horrible. 太难听了…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 内蚁超人 防虫害公司 [戏仿电影名《内裤超人》] [00:19] So, Grandma’s birthday is coming up. 你们外婆的生日快到了 [00:22] Boom. Another one on the scorecard for Gram Gram. 又多活一年 给老太太记一分 [00:24] She’s still alive and probably shouldn’t drive. 还活着 但不建议再开车 [00:26] But you know those handmade gifts 还记得你们每年给外婆 [00:28] you make for your grandma every year? 亲手做的礼物吗 [00:30]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 鏈夎櫕娌¤劯 闄よ櫕鍏徃 [鎴忎豢娴佽姝屽悕] [00:21] Recess. 璇句紤 [00:22] When a man can pursue his passions. 鍙互灏芥儏杩芥眰鐖卞ソ鐨勬椂鍒? [00:23] Like taking this bush from shrubba to hubba hubba. 姣斿缁欒繖妫电亴鏈ㄦ敼澶存崲闈? [00:26] Yup. Nothin’ like a few minutes in the old yard 娌￠敊 浠€涔堥兘姣斾笉涓婃斁椋庣殑杩欏嚑鍒嗛挓 [00:28] before they put us back in lock-up. 杩囦細鍎垮張瑕佽鍏宠捣鏉ヤ簡 [00:30] Or in…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 驱驱蚁 除除蚊 驱除剂 [戏仿电影名《谈谈情 跳跳舞》] [00:24] Tina, you all right there, girl? 蒂娜 你还好吗 姑娘 [00:27] Should we unplug her and plug her back in? 我们要不要拔了她的插头再插回去 [00:28] Does anyone know if she’s still under warranty? 有人知道她还在保修期以内吗 [00:31] Not to be insensitive, but should we drag her 我不是冷漠 但我们要把她 [00:33] into a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] Bob! Bobby! Bob! Bob! 鲍勃 鲍鲍 鲍勃 鲍勃 [00:15] What? What’s happening? What? 怎么了 出什么事了 [00:16] – I got it. – You got what? -我知道了 -你知道什么了 [00:17] Wait. What time is it? 等等 现在几点了 [00:18] I just had a dream that we threw 我刚梦见我们举办了 [00:20] the most incredible Christmas party ever…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 马铃薯甲虫泥 除虫害公司 [00:19] Okay, I think I have it all nailed down now. 好了 应该全部搞定了 [00:22] If I start the carrots at 11:30 tomorrow, 如果明天十一点半开始做胡萝卜 [00:24] they should be done right when the turkey 火鸡浇卤汁的时候 [00:25] needs its last basting, 胡萝卜应该刚好熟 [00:26] and everything will be ready for our noon meal….
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 鬼驱鼠[出自电影《鬼驱人》（Poltergeist）] 除虫害公司 [00:20] It’s been called the Beast of the Bay, 人们叫它海湾猛兽 [00:22] The Monster of the Marina 码头怪兽 [00:23] and the Wonder Wolf. 或者神奇狼 [00:25] But whatever you call it, 无论怎么称呼它 [00:26] it’s allegedly extremely dangerous 这头据说极其凶险的嗜血猛兽 [00:29] and allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc 给我们原本安宁的社区 [00:32] on our…
时间 英文 中文 [00:19] Two more pages. 再看两页 [00:20] Oh, I don’t think I’m gonna make it. 我觉得我看不下去了 [00:22] One word at a time, sweetie. Push through. 一字一字看 亲爱的你可以的 [00:25] – I need water. – What’s going on? -我需要水 -这是怎么了 [00:27] Louise is reading Old Yeller. 露易丝在看《老黄狗》 [00:29] I believe it’s pronounced “Old yellow.” 应该是《老黄吼》…