时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 老鼠杀伤性武器 除虫害公司 [00:20] I’m bored. 无聊死了 [00:21] Somebody do something interesting. 拜托谁做点有趣的事情 [00:23] Well, wait till you see our new handshake. 看看我们新的花式握手 [00:24] Up top, time to mop. 往上 摩擦 [00:26] And… Bop! 击掌 [00:27] It isn’t ready yet. 准备的还不够充分 [00:28] Yeah, it is pretty slow today. 今天挺闲的 [00:30] You guys…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 老鼠粉碎机 除虫害公司 [00:20] Rudy’s birthday party, here we come. 鲁迪的生日派对 我们来啦 [00:22] Yeah, we’re coming for Rudy, 我们为鲁迪而来 [00:23] but we’re staying for the bounce house. 为弹跳屋留下 [00:25] If I die from fun today, 如果我今天玩得太开心挂掉了 [00:26] scatter my ashes in the bounce house, 就把我的骨灰撒在弹跳屋 [00:28] and tell them to keep bouncing….
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 虫尸 除虫害公司 [00:20] And your heart rate is… six? 你的心率是 六 [00:23] I might have missed a couple. 也许少算了几个 [00:24] You know what they say in medicine… close enough. 套用医学领域常说的话 差不多 [00:27] Moving on to the hearing test. 接下来测一下听力吧 [00:28] Raise your hand when you hear the tone. 如果听见声音就举手 [00:31] I…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] 蚂蚁的姐妹情谊 除虫害公司 [此处恶搞电影《牛仔裤的姐妹情谊》 又译《牛仔裤的夏天》] [00:19] Family TV night. 合家欢电视夜 [00:21] Chippin’ and sittin’ and channel flippin’… 坐着不动 吃着零食 换着频道 [00:23] it’s everything we’re good at. 加起来是我们的全部长项了 [00:24] Also windsurfing. We never tried it, 还有风帆冲浪呢 虽然从没试过 [00:26] but I think we’d surprise ourselves. 但说不定我们会吓自己一跳 [00:28] I tried windsurfing once. 我试过风帆冲浪 [00:29] That’s…
时间 英文 中文 [00:28] He’s got one. 他想到了 [00:30] False alarm. 虚张声势 [00:31] I really thought that was gonna be it. 我还以为这次真有了呢 [00:33] Wait, wait… 等等 等等 [00:38] 说”芝士”汉堡 [英语国家的人照相时有说”cheese”的习惯] [00:41] You know, like, “Say cheese.” 你们懂吧 就是我们照相时常说的 [00:43] It comes with cheese. 汉堡里会有芝士 [00:45] Yeah, it’s really good. 是的 这名字真不错 [00:47] No, it’s not….
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 死前鼠叫 除虫害公司 [00:19] Louise Belcher. 露易丝·贝尔彻 [00:21] Phillip Frond. 菲利普·福旺德 [00:22] So, you’re in trouble again. 你又惹事生非了 [00:24] Drink some cranberry juice. 喝点越橘果汁啊 [00:26] What? No. Not urine trouble. 啥 不是我小便有问题[谐音梗] [00:27] You are in trouble! 是你惹上了麻烦 [00:29] This is the third item you’ve brought this week 这是你本周第三次带东西 [00:31] that’s disrupted…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] 咯吱 咯吱 嘣嘣 除虫害公司 [00:20] Ooh, whatcha doing? 你干什么呢 [00:21] Making a… sexy piggy bank? 在做…身材火辣的扑满吗 [00:23] No, it’s the collection box 不是 这是给”送康乃馨做慈善” [00:24] for the Donations 4 Carnations fund-raiser. 活动做的募捐箱 [00:26] Oh, romantic. 好浪漫 [00:28] How does it work? What do you do? 怎么个捐法 你的任务是什么 [00:30] Students can buy…
时间 英文 中文 [00:24] That guy can’t still be using the massage chair. 那人居然还在用按摩椅 [00:28] He knows we’re waiting. 他明知道我们在等着呢 [00:29] We have to meet Mom in five minutes. 我们五分钟之后得和老妈会合 [00:31] It’s now or never for our chair massage. 现在不坐 就再也没机会了 [00:32] We all know we’re not gonna buy the chair, 我们家是肯定不会买那椅子的 [00:34] but we…
时间 英文 中文 [00:20] Look at you. 看看你 [00:21] You don’t even know how beautiful you are. 都不知道自己有多美 [00:23] That’s what makes you so beautiful. 这让你变得更美了 [00:24] Well, I heard that turkey’s had a ton of work done. 我听说火鸡可做了不少整容手术 [00:26] Had his head chopped off, 切掉了脑袋 [00:28] skin removed, big ol’ boobs… 剥了皮 还丰了胸 [00:30]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:20] Hi, everyone. 大家好啊 [00:21] – Hey, Teddy. – Hi, Teddy. -你好 泰迪 -你好 泰迪 [00:22] Hi, little witch. 你好 小女巫 [00:25] It has a motion sensor. 它有动作感应功能 [00:26] It’s okay, Teddy. Calm down. 没关系的 泰迪 淡定 [00:28] Look at her go. 看她手舞足蹈的样子 [00:29] She’s all that and a pointy hat. 她有那么多优点…