时间 英文 中文 [00:07] It’s happening again. 又要搞事了 [00:09] Rosa Rosa Rosa, Rosa, [00:10] Hitchcock fell asleep in the break room. Hitchcock在休息室里睡着了 [00:11] I pranked him. I tied his shoelaces together. 我恶搞了他 把他的鞋带绑在一起了 [00:13] You’re 38 years old, dude. 你已经38岁了 大哥 [00:14] I know, and yet my pranks still stay so fresh. 我知道 但是我的恶作剧还是很新潮的 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Look, we all know Scully has the hardest head, 众所周知 Scully的头最硬 [00:06] but what concerns me is the speed factor. 但我更关注速度系数这方面 [00:08] – Squad, listen up! – Not now, Terry. – 小队 听好了 – 别打岔 Terry [00:10] We’re having an argument about 我们正在争论 [00:11] who would win in a fight if…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] – Clear in back. – Copy. – 后面安全 – 明白 [00:07] All clear on the main hall. 大厅安全 [00:09] – Clear. – Clear. – 安全 – 安全 [00:10] The service road a quarter mile away is also clear. 四分之一英里外的辅道也安全 [00:14] Hold on. There’s a pigeon approaching. 等等 有一只鸽子在靠近 [00:17] Hold the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Gentlemen, may I present to you the Suicide Squad. 先生们 请让我给你们介绍 自杀小队 [00:03] Hang on there, genius. You want us, your enemies, 等等 天才 你想让我们这些你的敌人 [00:05] to help you bring down Commissioner Kelly? 来帮你扳倒Kelly局长 [00:07] You guys consider me your enemy? 你们把我看做敌人 [00:08] You’re some of my best friends. 你们可是我最好的朋友啊 [00:09]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Hey, hey hey! It’s the best day of the year. 嗨嗨嗨 今天是一年中最棒的一天 [00:02] Happy Cinco de Mayo! 五月五日节快乐 [00:05] I don’t think you’re allowed to wear a poncho to work, Hitchcock. Hitchcock 你没被允许穿斗篷来上班吧 [00:07] Let’s fiesta! 狂欢起来吧 [00:10] Oh, you got a band. 哦 你还请了乐队 [00:14] Stop, stop! No trumpets! 停…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Guys! I have a great idea for a prank. 伙计们 我想到了一个绝妙的恶作剧 [00:02] Before Holt comes in 在Holt进来之前 [00:03] I’m gonna put ink on the podium where he puts his hands. 我要在他手放讲台上的地方抹墨水 [00:05] I don’t think he’ll fall for that. 我觉得他不会中计 [00:06] – I did! – How? – 我中计了 – 怎么会 [00:07]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Confucius, Buddha, Jesus… 孔子 佛陀 耶稣 [00:05] They all brought light to darkness. 他们都在黑暗中带来了光明 [00:06] But none of them had one million subscribers, so… 但他们之中无人坐拥一百万订阅者 所以 [00:09] They… 他们 [00:10] can… 可以 [00:11] suck it! 见鬼吧 [00:12] Your videos changed my life! 你的视频改变了我的人生 [00:14] Changed my life! 改变了我的人生 [00:16] You are…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] I’m here! I’m here, I’m here. 我来了 我来了 [00:03] You can start the meeting now. 可以开始开会了 [00:04] The meeting is over. You’re late. 已经开完会了 你迟到了 [00:05] You missed roll call 你错过了点名 [00:06] and the tutorial on using the new copiers. 和操作新打印机的辅导课 [00:09] Six years, and no matter how hard I try,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] So you guys are gonna tie up the only microwave 所以你们要占着这唯一一个微波炉 [00:08] for 20 minutes to make a frozen lasagna? 然后花二十分钟解冻千层面吗 [00:10] – Ballsy. – You ignorant loser. – 莽夫 – 你这个无知的废柴 [00:12] First of all, it’s not just a frozen lasagna, 首先 这可不是个普通的千层面 [00:14] it’s a Mama Magglione’s. 这是妈妈牌超大份意大利面 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hey, what’s up? 嘿 怎么回事 [00:05] I came as fast as I could. 我以最快的速度赶来(高潮)了 [00:06] Title of your sex tape. Nailed it. 你性爱录像带的标题 搞定了 [00:07] So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas? 你有没有听说过一个叫Bruno Rojas的人 [00:09] Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right? 嗯 哥伦比亚贩毒集团那个大个子 是吧…