时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Excuse me, excuse me. 注意了 注意了 [00:06] Hi, I’m Jake Peralta. 嗨 我叫Jake Peralta [00:11] Alright, alright. 多谢捧场 [00:12] So thrilled to be here today. 很高兴能在这里 [00:14] As many of you may know, I used to be a cop. 你们也都知道了 我曾是个警察 [00:18] And I was dirty. I took tons of bribes….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Whoa. What’s with the cast? 哇 这绷带是怎么回事 [00:03] I sprained my wrist. 我扭伤了手腕 [00:04] Oh, no! What happened? 不会吧 出什么事了 [00:05] Don’t worry about it. I’m fine. 别担心 我没事 [00:07] Yeah! Geez, Amy. 是啊 受不了你 Amy [00:08] Back off. 少管闲事 [00:09] Leave the guy alone. 别烦人家了 [00:11] All right, huddle up,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] For you. 给你的 [00:03] And you. 你的 [00:04] And you. 还有你的 [00:06] What are these? 这是什么 [00:07] These, madam, are STDs. 女士 这是STD(性病/请帖) [00:11] What are you talking about, buddy? 你在说什么呢 伙计 [00:12] STDs. Save the dates. For Vivian and my wedding. STD 请帖啊 我和Vivian的结婚请帖 [00:16] Ah, yes. 啊 这样 [00:18]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] All right, gang, Diet Day Four. 好了 同志们 节食第四天 [00:02] How’s everyone holding up? 大家坚持得如何 [00:04] Honestly, I’m going to last forever. 老实说 我会坚持到底的 [00:06] You hear that, bitches? “I’m gonna last forever” 贱人们听见没 “我会坚持到海枯石烂” [00:11] I’m doing great. 我一切顺利 [00:12] This morning the homeless guy on my stoop said my…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] So, again, your alibi is a mysterious stranger 所以 你还是辩解说 一位神秘的陌生人 [00:04] handed you the gun, made you put your prints on it, 递给你这把枪 沾到你的指纹后 [00:07] robbed the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants. 抢了这家店 再把这枪藏到你内裤里 [00:10] Well, yeah, if you say it like that, 是 你要是这样说 [00:11]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Everyone, check your email. 同志们 快查收邮件 [00:02] The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened. 有史以来最棒的事情发生了 [00:05] The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died? 那个击败你做高中毕业致辞的女生挂了吗 [00:07] No, “Kevin Cozner requests your presence at Raymond’s birthday party.” 不是 “Kevin Cozner诚邀您参加Raymond的生日派对” [00:11] Who’s Kevin Cozner? Is he the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] *Dryin’ dishes, yeah* *盘盘擦干干 耶* [00:03] Man, Charles has been so happy and confident 天哪 自从在警监的派对上勾搭了那个教授 [00:06] ever since he hooked up with that professor at the captain’s party. Charles整个人都容光焕发了 [00:11] She has tenure, and also has ten years, times two, older than him. 她不仅是终身”高级教授” 还是比他大二十岁的”高寿” [00:16] – That sucked. –…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] We’ve busted murderers, we’ve taken down cartels. 咱抓过杀人犯 扳倒过垄断企业 [00:03] But today we face the worst New York has to offer 但今天我们要面对的是纽约之极恶 [00:06] The fire department. 消防队 [00:10] Fire marshal Boone, we meet again. 消防队长Boone 又见面了 [00:12] Detective Peralta, your fly’s down. I made you look. Peralta警探 你拉链开了 我让你低头看了吧 [00:15] I…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Charles, this is exciting. Charles 真兴奋 [00:03] – Medal of valor. – I know. – 勇气勋章 – 我知道 [00:06] For getting shot in the butt. 因为屁股中弹 [00:09] Oh, my butt! 噢 我的屁股 [00:12] For exceptional acts of heroism 是因为突然的英雄行径 [00:13] or voluntary risk of personal safety. 或者牺牲个人安全自愿冒险 [00:15] But, you know,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Morning, Scully. How was your weekend? 早啊 Scully 周末过得好吗 [00:03] Oh, fun. Kelly and I hit the park, went for a long walk. 噢 不错 我和Kelly去公园散步 [00:07] Fell asleep watching TV. 看着电视睡着了 [00:08] Oh. Sounds like a fun weekend with Kelly. 噢 看来跟Kelly过了个有趣的周末 [00:11] So, Kelly. Is that Scully’s wife or…