时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Terry loves waking up. Terry喜欢起床 [00:07] Terry loves waking up. Terry– Terry喜欢起床 Terry [00:09] Good morning, honey, time to– 早上好 亲爱的 该去 [00:11] What the hell are you doing? 你他妈干嘛呢 [00:12] It’s Holt and Amy’s last day, 今天是Holt和Amy在警局的最后一天 [00:13] so we’re having a final heist! It’s heist day! 我们要办一场最终抢夺 抢夺日到来啦 [00:15]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Previously on “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”… “神烦警探”前情提要 [00:05] For Captain Holt and Amy’s last day, 鉴于今天是Holt警监和Amy在分局的最后一天 [00:06] I’ve been granted permission to 我获准举办我们的 [00:08] throw a final non-holiday-associated heist. 最后一场·非节日相关·抢夺战 [00:10] The heist is actually going to be… 所以这次的抢夺战实际上是 [00:12] the perfect goodbye. 一次完美告别 [00:13] What does that mean? 什么意思 [00:14] That I’m…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Lastly, on a personal note, 最后 关于我个人 [00:05] as many of you know, 你们很多人都知道 [00:06] Kevin and I have recently reconciled. Kevin和我最近复合了 [00:08] Noice. Somebody’s getting some. 呜呼 某人尝到了甜头 [00:10] It’s true. I am. Now, when we originally wed, 确实 是我没错 总之我们最开始结婚的时候 [00:13] we didn’t know how long gay marriage would…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Good morning, Cousin Tommy. I love you. 早安 Tommy表亲 我爱你 [00:08] Good morning, Cousin Mel. I love you. 早安 Mel表亲 我爱你 [00:13] Good morning, Cousin Sam. I love you. 早安 Sam表亲 我爱你 [00:16] Good morning, Cousin Tommy. I love you. 早安 Tommy表亲 我爱你 [00:20] Good morning, Cousin Becca. I love you….
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Parenting is exhausting. 带孩子要掏空我了 [00:07] You’re tired because you were up until 5:00 in the morning 你累是因为你玩儿手机游戏 [00:10] playing a game on your phone. 玩儿到早上五点 [00:11] It’s not a game. 那不是游戏 [00:12] It’s a realistic pizza parlor simulator. 是现实披萨店模拟器 [00:14] It’s very different. There’s no winning. 完全不一样 没有胜负 [00:15] Then why…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Attention, everyone, 注意 各位 [00:04] a bomb was just found on a bus in Downtown Brooklyn. 在布鲁克林市中心的一个大巴上发现了炸弹 [00:07] Oh, my God, a bomb on a bus. 噢 我的天 在大巴上的炸弹 [00:09] It’s a “Speed”? I get to work a “Speed”? 是个吗 我能参与到吗 [00:11] That sentence is nonsensical. 这句话真不合理 [00:12] One can work…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Listen up, everyone. We had a murder this morning. 各位注意 今早发生一起谋杀案 [00:06] The vic was found at 8:45 被害人于8点45分被发现 [00:08] by a dog walker who let herself into his apartment– 发现者为自行进入受害人公寓的遛狗者 [00:10] Oh, my God, it’s Franzia! 天 是Franzia [00:12] This is the work of Johnny Franzia, my white whale. 这是Johnny…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Hey, everybody. 大家好啊 [00:05] I got your text. What’s the big emergency? 我收到你的短信了 什么大紧急事件 [00:07] We need to talk about Captain Holt’s love life. 我们得拯救Holt警监的感情生活 [00:09] – No. – Come on, – 别吧 – 别这样 [00:10] you’ve missed being dragged into your coworkers’ personal lives, 你明明就挺想念被卷入同事的私人生活的 [00:12] admit it. 你就承认吧 [00:12]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] For most people, 通常来说 [00:07] a burrito is a delicious meal wrapped in a tortilla 墨西哥卷饼是包在玉米饼里的美食 [00:10] but for one NYPD officer, 但是对纽约警局的一位警员而言 [00:12] it turned out to be a mouse wrapped in a nightmare. 它变成了包在噩梦里的老鼠 [00:15] So I order a grande steak. 我点了一大份肉排 [00:16] I get back to my car,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Hey, you guys got a sec? 嘿 你俩有空吗 [00:07] I need to talk to you about something. 我有点事和你们说 [00:08] Whatever it is can wait, Rosie. 啥事都能等 Roise [00:09] You’re gonna want to see this. 看看这个 [00:10] Question: what is the number one problem with the coronavirus? 疫情期间的头号问题是什么 [00:13] Mass death, economic…