时间 英文 中文 [00:02] – Hey, gentlemen. – Hello. -各位好啊 -好 [00:04] If any of you are looking for something to do on Valentine’s Day, 如果你们有人还在想情人节要做什么 [00:07] Amy and I’ll be streaming our first-ever 我跟艾米将首次在网上直播 [00:09] live episode of Fun With Flags. 我们的《有趣的旗帜》节目 [00:12] You’re welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless 欢迎你们加入我们…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Oh, look at all that chest hair. 看看你茂密的胸毛 [00:05] And overbite. 和小龅牙 [00:06] Of course you’re a Wolowitz. 完全就是沃罗威茨家族的一员呀 [00:09] Son of a bitch, he bit me. 我勒个去 他咬了我 [00:12] Okay, I guess I’ll just go to the emergency room to be safe. 我还是去自己急诊室确认一下吧 [00:16] Howie, this is just your hypochondria….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Oh, here’s a fun postal fact. 有趣邮政小知识 [00:06] The inside of our mailbox is under federal jurisdiction, 邮箱的内部是受联邦政府管辖 [00:09] so if you broke my right thumb, 所以如果你伤了我的右拇指 [00:11] that’s the Pasadena City Police. 是帕萨迪纳市警局抓你 [00:13] But if you broke my left thumb, 但如果你此时伤了我的左拇指 [00:15] that’s the FBI. 那就是联邦调查局抓你 [00:18] If I’m…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I’m glad to see you made it safely 看到你平安到达我就放心了 [00:04] How’s your hotel? 酒店怎么样 [00:07] It’s not the best Best Western I’ve been to, 虽然不是我住过的最佳”最佳西方酒店” [00:09] but I’d say it’s… 但算得上 [00:11] the third best Best Western I’ve been to. 我住过的第三佳”最佳西方酒店”吧 [00:14] I know how you feel. 我懂你的感觉 [00:15] The Best…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey, so I saw a movie trailer the other day. 我之前看了一部电影预告 [00:04] How could Batman possibly fight Superman? 蝙蝠侠怎么可能打得过超人呢 [00:07] I mean, isn’t that dumb? 真是瞎透了 [00:08] Maybe he uses Kryptonite. 或许他用了氪气石 [00:08] 来自超人故乡氪星的一种矿物 有令氪星人失去超能力等多种功效 [00:10] Well, Batman’s got a lot of money. 蝙蝠侠超有钱 [00:11] Maybe he builds a suit that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Sheldon Cooper’s descent into madness… 谢尔顿·库珀的发疯之路 [00:06] day two. 第二天 [00:09] It’s 2:25 A.M., 现在是深夜2点25 [00:11] and I feel the urge to urinate. 我有一股强烈的尿意 [00:15] My normal urination time is 7:10 A.M., 我正常的晨尿时间是早上7点10分 [00:19] but here I am, in the middle of the night, 但在这夜半时刻 [00:21] struggling to keep my mind…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] 生活 大爆炸 [00:58] – Guys, tickets already went on sale! – What?! -大伙们 票已经开卖啦 -什么 [01:01] They’re not supposed to be available yet. 不应该现在就开卖啊 [01:02] I don’t know what to tell you, but they’re on sale! 我也不知道原因 但就是开卖了 [01:04] What? Wait. You’re sure they’re Star Wars tickets? 等等 你确定是新的《星球大战》电影票吗 [01:07] No,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Have you guys seen this feature 你们知道有个新功能 [00:04] that lets you talk to Siri without pressing any buttons? 可以跟Siri对话不用按按钮吗 [00:07] No. How does it work? 不知道 怎么操作 [00:08] You just say, uh, “Hey, Siri, what time is it?” 你就说 “Siri 现在几点” [00:12] The time is 6:37 P.M. 现在是下午6点37 [00:15] So now…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Did you hear about this study that found people 你有没有听说过这个研究 它的结果显示 [00:04] that were cool and popular at 13 在13岁左右很酷 很受欢迎的人 [00:06] have problems succeeding later in life? 在之后的人生中 通常较难获得成功 [00:08] I’m doing okay, and I was very popular at 13. 我现在就还行啊 我13岁时也很受欢迎 [00:11] In school? 在学校吗 [00:12] Oh, no. At…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] There’s no point in dwelling on it. 我也不需要纠结这事 [00:04] As the Vulcans say, 借用一句瓦肯人的俗语 [00:05] “Kup-fun-tor ha’kiv na’ish du stau.” “人已杀 你无力还命”[瓦肯语] [00:10] – Do you know what that means? – No. -你懂他的意思吗 -不懂 [00:12] Are you telling the truth? 你说的是实话吗 [00:14] Nersh. 非也[瓦肯语] [00:17] This is ridiculous– being upset about…