时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Why are you wearing a Band-Aid? 你怎么贴了个邦迪 [00:05] Halley bit me. 哈雷咬我 [00:07] You got beaten up by a girl. 你被女生给虐了 [00:10] Hey, that’s sexist. 你这是性别歧视 [00:12] You’re right. 你说得对 [00:13] You got beaten up by a baby. 你被小婴儿给虐啦 [00:19] What you got there? 你手上拿的什么呢 [00:20] Oh, I grabbed a sandwich…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Oh, my God, I can’t believe how big Halley’s getting. 天啊 真不敢相信哈雷已经这么大了 [00:05] Yeah– where’s Howard? 对啊 霍华德在哪呢 [00:06] He’s changing Michael. 他在给麦克换尿布 [00:08] A-All done. You know, fun fact, 搞定 分享个有趣小知识 [00:09] did you know baby boys can pee straight up? 你们知道男婴儿可以往空中撒尿吗 [00:14] Grown-up boys, too. 长大的男孩也可以 [00:17] Why would…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] Howie? Howie, wake up. 华仔 华仔 醒醒 [00:13] It’s time. 时候到了 [00:14] Oh. Did your water break? 你羊水破了吗 [00:16] No. 没有 [00:17] Are you feeling any contractions? 开始宫缩了吗 [00:19] No. 没有 [00:21] Wait. Well, where are you going? 等等 那你要去哪里呢 [00:22] To the hospital. 去医院啊 [00:24] Today’s my due date, and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So, Leonard, tell everyone your news. 莱纳德 跟大家说说你的新鲜事 [00:05] Oh, uh, I am starting a book. 我开始了一本书 [00:08] That would be big news from Penny, 看书对佩妮来说才是大事吧 [00:09] but you’ve read a book before. 但你以前应该已经读过书了啊 [00:13] He means he’s writing a book. 他的意思是写书 [00:15] I do. It’s something I’ve been thinking about…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Space is the mirror of the soul. 宇宙是灵魂的镜子 [00:05] Are we looking beyond, or are we looking within? 我们是瞭望远方 还是照进内心呢 [00:10] I’m looking at my shoes. 我是看向鞋子 [00:11] This is making me a little motion sick. 我都看得有点晕乎了 [00:15] When we gaze out at the immensities of space, 当我们凝望着无止尽的宇宙 [00:17] we understand…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey! Look what I got everybody. 看看我给大家带什么来了 [00:05] Newspapers? 报纸吗 [00:07] Did you find a portal back to the 1990s? 你是找到回90年代的传送门了吗 [00:11] No. If he had that, he’d be trying to prevent NSYNC 不是 如果他有这能耐 早就回去阻止 [00:13] from breaking up. 超级男孩的解散了 [00:15] Oh, please. I’m glad they broke up. 拜托 我很庆幸他们解散了…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Want to grab some lunch? 想去吃午饭吗 [00:05] You know what? I don’t think so. 你猜怎么着 不去 [00:07] Oh, let me guess, you’re not eating 我来猜猜看 你不吃饭 [00:09] because the mean girls circled your chubby bits in marker? 是因为刻薄女们用笔把你胖的部位圈出来了 [00:14] No. That, that right there. 不 是这个 你刚才说的这个 [00:15] That’s the reason….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hey, can you do me a favor? 你能帮我一个忙吗 [00:05] Can we try to avoid talking to our friends tonight 我们可以尽量避免跟我们的朋友 [00:08] about our wedding plans? 聊到婚礼计划的事吗 [00:10] I’ll do you one better. 我可以帮你更大的忙 [00:11] I’ll avoid talking to our friends entirely 我会完全不跟他们说话 [00:13] and play on my phone. 只低头玩手机 [00:16] It’s…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] This was a good idea. 这真是个好主意 [00:03] It’s been a long time since we’ve had girls’ night. 我们已经好久没举办闺蜜之夜了 [00:05] Yeah, it’s so nice to have a relaxing evening 对啊 能够有个放松的夜晚 [00:07] at home doing nothing. 在家什么都不干最棒了 [00:09] Yeah, really breaks up the other 30 days 对啊 跟我这个月其他30个 [00:11] I’ve spent on…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Why are they making four more Avatar movies? 《阿凡达》电影的续集为什么要拍4部啊 [00:05] It’s not like the first one is even that good. 第一部都没多好看 [00:08] What are you talking about? You love that movie. 听你在胡扯 你明明超爱那部电影 [00:10] You even went as Avatar for Halloween. 那年万圣节你还打扮成阿凡达了 [00:12] I remember. That was not a lot of…