时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey, whatcha doing? 你在干嘛呢 [00:04] Improving our wedding photos. 把我们的结婚照修更好 [00:06] Oh, that’s nice. 那挺好 [00:07] Wait, I’m still in them, right? 等等 修完我还在里面吧 [00:10] Of course. And not only you. 当然啦 不只是你还在 [00:12] I’ve added some guests who couldn’t be there. 我还加进了几位不克前来的宾客 [00:16] Who’s that next to my father? 在我爸爸旁边的是谁啊…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So, Penny, we were talking to our neighbors, 佩妮 我们跟邻居聊天 [00:04] and they’re thinking of moving and selling their house. 他们说在考虑卖掉房子搬家 [00:06] Really? Why? 真的吗 为什么 [00:07] Something about babies crying 好像跟孩子哭闹 [00:08] and keeping them up all night; it’s not important. 整晚睡不好觉有关 原因不重要啦 [00:10] You guys should totally take a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] But I think, by the end of the honeymoon, 不过我觉得到了蜜月尾声 [00:04] we really started to feel like a married couple. 我们真的开始有已婚夫妇感了 [00:07] But the good kind, like on TV, 是好的那种 像电视里那样 [00:09] – not like my parents. – Yeah. -不是像我父母 -是的 [00:11] You’re not a real married couple until you can…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] All right, Saturday is the big day. 好啦 周六就是大日子了 [00:04] A lot of people thought this would never come. 很多人曾以为这一天永远不会到来 [00:06] I may have been one of those people. 其实我也曾是其中一员 [00:09] I may have been one of those people. 其实我也曾是其中一员 [00:11] Wait, wait, are we talking about the wedding? 等等 是在说我们的婚礼吗…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Can you believe our little lamb is finally getting married? 你能相信我们的小羊羔终于要嫁人了吗 [00:07] He can’t believe it. 他肯定不信 [00:09] And neither can I. 我也不敢相信 [00:12] Hi, Dad. How you doing? 爸 你还好吗 [00:17] Then by the power vested in me… 我以”连你都能证婚网” [00:20] by EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.Com… 所赋予我的合法权利 [00:25] …I now pronounce you husband and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] That’s not right. 这是不对的 [00:03] That’s so unreasonable. 你这人根本不讲理呀 [00:05] Yeah, well, if you’re going to be like this, 如果你要这样做 [00:06] then I don’t want to talk to you right now, either. 那我也不想跟你说话了 [00:09] Okay. I love you. Bye. 好吧 爱你 拜拜 [00:12] Amazon customer support? 在和亚马逊客服讲话吗 [00:16] No, my mother….
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] What-what are you doing? 你这是在干嘛 [00:06] The light is red so I came to a stop. 红灯了 所以我停下啊 [00:09] You’re in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk. 你开着偷来的警车 后车厢还有死掉的妓女 [00:12] You don’t have to obey traffic laws. 你不必遵守交通规则吧 [00:16] I know I don’t have to. 我知道我不必…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] If Bruce Banner’s driving a rental car 如果布鲁斯·班纳在开租来的车时 [00:05] and turns into the Hulk, do you think he’s covered, 变身成了绿巨人浩克 车坏了保险赔吗 [00:07] or does he need to add the Hulk as an additional driver? 还是租车时他得先加上浩克为附加驾驶才行 [00:12] You really need a girlfriend. 你真的该交个女朋友了 [00:17] Mailman’s here! 邮差先生来啦 [00:19] Aw. Remember when he…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] What are you doing? 你在干嘛 [00:07] Pigeon check for Sheldon. 帮谢尔顿检查有没有鸽子 [00:10] North side’s all clear! 北面检查完毕 [00:11] Great. Let’s look at some planets! 太好了 来观测星球吧 [00:15] Hey, why’d you lug your telescope all the way over here? 为什么要把你的望远镜大老远拖过来啊 [00:17] Leonard has one in our apartment. 家里莱纳德也有一个啊 [00:18] Yeah, I’m gonna…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] But why do they still call Batman using the Bat-Signal? 为什么这年代了召唤蝙蝠侠还用蝙蝠信号灯 [00:05] Wouldn’t it just be, like, easier to text him? 直接发条短信请他来不是更方便吗 [00:07] The Bat-Signal isn’t just to alert Batman, 蝙蝠信号灯不只是用来召唤蝙蝠侠 [00:09] it’s also to strike fear in the hearts of his enemies 还有震慑他敌人内心的功用 [00:12] and let them know he’s coming….