时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Ma, Ma, calm down. 老妈 淡定 [00:06] Listen to me. 听我说 [00:07] I know it says click with the mouse, 我知道上面说着用鼠标点击 [00:08] but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse. 但在笔记本电脑上 触控板就相当于鼠标了 [00:11] Now, put your finger on it. 现在 把你的手指放上去 [00:14] Doesn’t matter which finger. 无所谓用哪根手指 [00:17] Good choice….
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] Clarify something for me. 谁能给我澄清一下 [00:14] Isn’t the point of a communal meal 聚餐的精髓难道不该在于 [00:17] the exchange of ideas and opinions? 互相交换看法和主张吗 [00:19] An opportunity to consider important issues of the day? 这难道不该是讨论今日大事的时刻吗 [00:22] It is. 是啊 [00:23] You just kind of put a damper on things 但是每当你威胁要将 [00:25] when you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Water Demon. 水魔王 [00:12] Ice Dragon. 冰龙 [00:14] Lesser Warlord of Ka’a. 卡哈战神 [00:17] Not so fast. 慢着 [00:20] Infinite Sheldon. 无敌谢尔顿 [00:24] Infinite Sheldon? 无敌谢尔顿 [00:25] Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards 是的 “无敌谢尔顿”能击败其他所有牌 [00:28] and does not violate the rule against homemade cards 而且没有违背自制卡牌的规则 [00:30] because I made…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] You know who’s gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe? 你知道漫画英雄世界里谁最有种吗 [00:07] Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax. 能给女浩克做比基尼蜜蜡除毛的最有种 [00:10] You want to talk brave, 要说有种嘛 [00:12] how about Captain America’s undocumented Mexican gardener? 美国队长那位从墨西哥偷渡过来的园丁怎么样 [00:16] He’s not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:18] Okay, help me out here. 谁给我解释一下 [00:19] How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip? 一位考古学教授怎么会把鞭子玩得那么溜 [00:23] Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. 估计是在成人书店学的吧[暗指SM] [00:25] That’s how I learned. 反正我是这么学的 [00:27] I can’t believe you’ve never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark. 真不敢相信你居然没看过《法柜奇兵》 [00:30] And…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] No, seriously, 说真的 [00:04] I think I’ve finally figured out my problem with women. 我终于明白为何自己找不到女人了 [00:07] The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family. 水豚是啮齿类动物中为数最多的品种 [00:11] What does that have to do with me and women? 这跟我与找女人有何关联 [00:13] Nothing. It was a desperate attempt 没关联 我只是迫切想为 [00:14] to introduce…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Problem? 有问题吗 [00:09] This is the worst cobbler I’ve ever eaten. 这是我吃过最难吃的脆皮水果派 [00:11] It tastes like it’s made of actual ground-up shoemaker. 味道就跟出自一个初级的补鞋匠之手一样 [00:15] Amusing. A play on the two meanings of “cobbler.” 真好笑 “cobbler”一词两意都点到了 [00:22] Hey guys. Guess who I found at LAX? 伙计们 猜猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了 [00:24] My baby sister Priya….
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] All I’m saying is, if they took all the money they spent 我只是想说 一部像样的《绿巨人》 [00:08] trying to make a decent Hulk movie, 让电影公司砸了不少钱 [00:09] they could probably just make an actual Hulk. 他们完全可以拿这笔钱 造一个真正的绿巨人出来 [00:13] That is apt and amusing. 这观点真是聪明又有趣 [00:15] I think I shall share that with Amy Farrah…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] All right, I’m ready for my next question. 好的 我准备好答下道题目了 [00:06] In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, 在一个犀牛被当宠物养的世界中 [00:10] who wins the Second World War? 谁将赢得第二次世界大战 [00:14] Uganda. 乌干达 [00:16] Defend. 理由 [00:17] Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. 肯尼亚会因出口犀牛而崛起 [00:20] A Central African power block…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I’m telling you, if xenon emits ultraviolet light, 我告诉你 如果氙能放射出紫外线 [00:06] then those dark matter discoveries must be wrong. 那些有关暗物质的发现都会是错的 [00:08] Yes, well, if we lived in a world 那是 如果我们住在一个 [00:10] where slow-moving xenon produced light, 缓慢运动的氙原子能放出光子的世界 [00:12] then you’d be correct. 那你就是对的 [00:13] Also, pigs would fly, 与此同时 猪能飞…