时间 英文 中文 [00:06] I must say, Penny, this is great fun. 我不得不说 佩妮 这真有意思 [00:09] Glad you’re enjoying yourself. 很高兴你玩得这么嗨 [00:11] Until I met you and Bernadette, my trips to the bathroom 认识你和伯纳黛特前 我的洗手间之旅 [00:13] had been entirely focused on elimination. 只有排泄这一个主题 [00:17] Now they have a delightful social aspect. 现在又多了社交功能 [00:20] Amy, you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] My new book The Hidden Reality takes on a grand question: 我的新书《隐藏的真相》讨论了一个很大的问题 [00:07] Is our universe the only universe? 我们的宇宙是唯一的吗 [00:10] You see, there’s a growing belief among scientists like me 越来越多像我这样的科学家相信 [00:13] that ours may only be one among many universes 我们也许只是茫茫空间里众多宇宙中的 [00:17] populating a gigantic cosmos. 其中一个 [00:19] In…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Leonard, are you in the shower? 莱纳德 你在洗澡吗 [00:06] I can’t hear you! I’m in the shower! 我听不清 我在洗澡 [00:10] I asked if you were in the shower, 我问你是不是在洗澡 [00:12] but that’s moot now! 现在没意义了 [00:14] What? 什么 [00:15] Moot! Rendered unimportant by recent events! 没意义 就是基于现况变得不重要的意思 [00:20] I can’t hear…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt? 神啊 我一直怀疑你的存在 你为何抛弃我 [00:10] Here. Breathe into this bag. 拿着 往袋子里呼气 [00:14] What’s going on? 出什么事了 [00:15] They stole everything, Leonard! 被他们扒得光光的啊 莱纳德 [00:18] Everything. 一点不剩 [00:19] Are you the roommate? 你是他室友吗 [00:21] Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter. What happened? 对 莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Morning. 早啊 [00:06] Morning. 早 [00:09] Sleep okay? 睡得好吗 [00:09] Mm-hmm. Great. 挺好的 [00:13] Hey, can I ask you something? 我能问你点儿事儿吗 [00:15] Sure. 问吧 [00:16] Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out 昨晚我想尝试《性爱宝典》 [00:18] of the Kama Sutra, 里面的那招 [00:19] was that fun for you or kinda racially insensitive?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Buona sera, Luigi’s Pizza. 晚上好 路易吉披萨[意大利语] [00:07] Buona sera. 晚上好[意大利语] [00:08] It means good evening in Italian. 这是意大利语的”晚上好” [00:11] May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question 我想说 跟你解释这个问题 [00:14] the authenticity of your ristorante? 让我对你们”餐厅”的正宗性产生了怀疑 [00:18] Okay, I’m out of here. 我出去了 [00:19] Un momento. 稍等[意大利语]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya. 猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了 我的妹妹普丽娅 [00:07] It’s really nice to see you again, Leonard. 真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德 [00:09] Yeah, it’s good to see you, too. 恩 我也很高兴见到你 [00:11] Here you go. 到了 [00:12] Thanks. 谢谢 [00:16] – You slept with my sister?! – Yeah. -你上了我妹妹…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Good evening. 晚上好 [00:04] I’m your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 我是你们的客座讲师 谢尔顿·库珀博士 [00:13] I was expecting applause, 我还等着掌声呢 [00:16] but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate. 不过”王八之气”震慑后的安静也挺好的 [00:20] I agreed to speak to you this evening, 我之所以今晚愿意来给你们上课 [00:23] because I was told that you’re the best and the brightest…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Here’s what I wonder about zombies. 我对僵尸有一点困惑 [00:08] What happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? 要是他们找不到人肉吃会怎么样 [00:11] They can’t starve to death– they’re already dead. 他们不可能饿死 他们本来就是死人嘛 [00:14] You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 你听听我的 我昨晚花了一个小时在想 [00:16] “How do vampires shave “既然吸血鬼在镜子里…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Hey. So you guys ready to order? 你们准备点菜了吗 [00:05] Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00 既然我们每个周二晚上6点都来 [00:08] and order the same exact thing, and it’s now 6:08 点完全一样的菜 现在是6:08分了 [00:12] I believe your question not only answers itself 我想 不言而喻的不仅是这个问题 [00:14] but also stands alongside such other nonsensical…