时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Awkward silence. 尴尬的无言以对 [00:07] Sheldon on his phone. 谢尔顿盯着手机 [00:08] No touching. 无任何身体接触 [00:09] Somebody’s having date night. 有人今晚约会哟 [00:12] It’s actually steamier than it looks. 其实现实比看上去色情多了 [00:14] Sheldon’s looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables 谢尔顿正在查文艺复兴时期画作中用于象征 [00:17] in Renaissance paintings. 性器官的根菜类蔬菜 [00:20] Oh, no, I got bored with that….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So…couldn’t help but notice 实在很难没发现 [00:06] none of you RSVP’d to my murder mystery dinner party. 你们全都没如约出席我的神秘谋杀周一夜派对 [00:09] Oh, yeah. 对哦 [00:11] We were meaning to do that. 我们正打算去呢 [00:12] No, you weren’t, because it was a week ago 放屁 派对是上周的事了 [00:14] and nobody came! 你们全都没来 [00:17] So, if you want…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] And here’s another interesting weather fact. 还有一个有趣的天气现象 [00:05] Another? Great! 还有吗 太好了 [00:08] Changes in jet streams can affect the speed 急流的改变可以影响 [00:11] at which the Earth rotates on its axis, 地球自转的速度 [00:13] so bad weather can actually make the day longer. 所以坏天气能让一天时间变得长一些 [00:17] Well, there must be a hell of…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Sheldon, it’s not a great time! 谢尔顿 现在打来真不是时候 [00:12] What do you want? 你有啥事 [00:14] Hello to you, too. 我也跟你”问声好”啊 [00:17] I’m sorry, but this is important. 抱歉 但这事很重要 [00:20] What is it? 什么事 [00:22] 《回到未来》是一个美国科幻电影系列 共有三部 [00:22] Back to the Future II was 《回到未来》第二部光盘被放到 [00:23] in the Back to the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] So, anyway, last night on video chat, I spent, like, 昨晚视频聊天的时候 我看着Lucy的双眼 [00:04] 20 minutes just staring into Lucy’s eyes. 整整20分钟 [00:06] Oh, that sounds romantic. 噢 听起来好浪漫 [00:08] It was until I realized the screen had frozen. 后来我才发现是画面卡住了 [00:12] Still one of my top three dates of all time. 但这还是我最喜欢的三次约会之一…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Burbank Airport, please. 请去Burbank机场 [00:04] Vegas, here we come! 维加斯 我们来了! [00:05] No husbands, 不带老公 [00:06] no boyfriends, no rules. 不带男友 没有底线 [00:08] No rules? 没有底线? [00:10] We’re not gonna get drunk and have a six-way 我们总不会喝得醉醺醺 [00:12] with the Blue Man Group, are we? 和蓝人乐团(三人乐团 头戴涂满蓝色油漆的塑胶头套身穿黑衣)群P对吧? [00:14] No. 不会 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Oh, dear. 天啊 [00:04] Penny, have you been recording shows Penny 你是不是又用我们的录像机 [00:06] – on our DVR again? – No. – 录节目了? – 没有 [00:08] Answer honestly. This is not a trial. 老实交代 我又不是在审问你 [00:12] That’ll come later. 问完才会审呢 [00:13] Absolutely not. 当然没有 [00:16] Help me out here. I can’t afford…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] The interface is pretty simple. 操作界面很简单 [00:03] You put your horizontal “X” coordinate here, 这儿填水平坐标 [00:06] vertical “Y” coordinate here. 垂直坐标填在这儿 [00:08] When you’re happy with those, you press this button. 确定坐标没问题了 就按这个按钮 [00:10] Got it. 明白了 [00:15] Leonard, you’ll never guess who I just found online… Hey! Leonard 你不会相信我搜到了什么… 嘿!…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I was reading about this jellyfish that never dies. 我最近看到书上说水母永远不会死 [00:05] Instead, it reverts to its asexual state 而是回到一种无性形态 [00:07] and then grows up again. 重新生长 [00:09] We thought my 90-year-old grandfather had reverted 我们都以为我九十岁的爷爷回到了无性形态 [00:11] to an asexual state, but the lawsuit 但是他那个来自牙买加的护工的证词 [00:12] from his Jamaican caregiver proved us…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] What you doing? 你在干什么? [00:05] You said clean up. 你让我收拾屋子 [00:06] I’m cleaning up. 我正在收拾呢 [00:10] You can’t just throw everything in the closet. 你不能把所有的东西都往衣帽间里扔 [00:12] Hey, you can tell me 嘿 你可以告诉我 [00:13] what to do or you can tell me how to do it, 要做什么 或者告诉我怎么做 [00:16] but you…