时间 英文 中文 [00:04] How’s your mom holding up? 你妈还好吗 [00:05] She’s doing okay, but we just lost another nurse. 她还行 但我们又失去个看护了 [00:08] – How many is that now? – Two, -这是第几个了 -第二个 [00:10] and I know what you’re thinking– 我知道你在想什么 [00:11] she’s eating them. 她们是被她吃掉的 [00:15] She’s just so impossible, they keep quitting. 她太难伺候…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Gentlemen, Star Wars day is rapidly approaching. 各位 星球大战日马上就要到了 [00:05] We should finalize our plans. 我们得定下计划啦 [00:07] What? That’s a real thing? 什么 还真有这玩意啊 [00:10] What is it, Star Wars Christmas? 是哪天 星球大战圣诞节吗 [00:13] No. Don’t be ridiculous. 不是 你说什么傻话 [00:15] That’s Wookiee Life Day. 那天是伍基人生命日好吗 [00:15] 星球大战中 一个外星种族的节日 [00:18] So,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Almost there. You’re doing great. 快到了 你们做得很好 [00:04] Thanks for lifting my spirits. 感谢你的支持 [00:06] Next time, try lifting the box. 下次能出力”支持”一下盒子吗 [00:09] 快点搬行吗 [00:11] I don’t need a treadmill! 我不需要用跑步机 [00:13] The doctor says you need to get exercise! 医生说你需要运动 [00:15] I get plenty of exercise! 我平常已经运动够多了 [00:18] Crushing my…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] So, we’re about to shoot this scene in the movie 我们当时准备要拍一幕戏 [00:04] where the killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body. 是杀人恶猿的DNA正慢慢占领我全身 [00:08] Okay. 然后呢 [00:09] But I realize they’re gluing fur everywhere, 但我发现他们把我全身都粘上毛发 [00:11] except my cleavage. 唯独没粘我的乳沟 [00:12] So, I asked the director why 所以我就问导演为什么 [00:14] and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I gotta tell you, the more I read about the 我不得不说 我越读有关 [00:04] primordial gravity wave discovery, the more excited I get. 原始重力波的发现 我就越兴奋 [00:07] I know. Being an astrophysicist right now 是啊 现在当个天体物理学家 [00:09] is like being a rock star. 就跟当个摇滚巨星似的 [00:11] Only without the sex. 除了没歌迷送炮之外 [00:14] Yeah, literally,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Boy, do I have to urinate. 天啊 我超想尿尿 [00:07] If only there were a solution to that. 要是有办法解决就好了 [00:10] Seriously. 真的 [00:12] I feel like I’ve got a fish tank in my pelvis. 我感觉骨盆那里好像有个鱼缸 [00:16] So go to the bathroom. 那就去上厕所啊 [00:17] I can’t. 不行 [00:19] Why not? 为什么 [00:21] Because…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Should you really be sitting in Sheldon’s spot? 你真的要坐在谢尔顿的宝座上吗 [00:04] He’s Texas, he’ll never know. 他人在德州 不可能会知道 [00:06] I wouldn’t be so sure about that. 我觉得话别说太早 [00:08] Yeah, he has a very sensitive butt. 是啊 他的屁屁可敏感了 [00:12] Well, it’s true. 是真的 [00:14] Once I saw him sit on a bunch of…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I’m thinking about growing a goatee. 我在考虑留个山羊胡 [00:05] Oh, actually that’s a Van Dyke. 你那样是范·戴克式胡 [00:05] 范·戴克式胡是指 从上唇处连到下巴处的胡子造型 [00:06] A goatee is just hair on the chin. 山羊胡的话就只留下巴处 [00:08] Oh. Wait, then what is it if you just have hair up here? 等等 那如果是只有上面这块的胡须呢 [00:11] You mean a moustache? 你是指笑虎子吗 [00:12]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Raj, your tag is sticking out. 拉杰 衣服标签跑出来了 [00:04] Thank you. That was the closest I’ve come to sex 谢谢 这是我大概两年来 [00:06] in, like, two years. 离做爱最接近的一次了 [00:09] Now I feel a little gross. 现在我觉得有点恶心了 [00:12] You’re only making it seem more real for me. 你这话更让我觉得像做爱了 [00:16] Hey, that’s my wife….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Item 28: 项目第28条 [00:04] your pet name for me. 你为我取的爱称 [00:06] Time’s running out on this. You need to make a decision. 时间不多了 你得下决定 [00:09] I submitted you a notarized list. 我发给你公证过的爱称提议表了 [00:12] I’m sorry, but “Gollum” and “Flakey” are not acceptable. 抱歉 你提的”咕噜”跟”疯婆子”不行好吗 [00:12] 咕噜是《魔戒》系列中的角色 长相丑陋怪异 [00:15] Well, you don’t…