时间 英文 中文 [00:03] – You’re wrong. – No, I’m not. -你错了 -你屁咧 [00:04] – Yes, you are. – No, I’m not. -你就错了 -我才没有 [00:07] Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet, 你来当裁判 网上会动的那些图片 [00:09] are they called “Gifs” or “Jifs”? 是念”动图”还是”动土” [00:09] 外国网上曾热吵过 GIF是念 “gi福” 还是”鸡福” 但无论如何 反正不是念”鸡爱a福” [00:11] Well, the G…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Leonard, I’ve been working on an opening joke 莱纳德 我们在伯克利分校教课的开场笑话 [00:05] for our lecture at Berkeley. 我费了不少功夫准备 [00:07] Oh, I like to laugh. 我是挺喜欢笑 [00:08] But say it anyway. 不过你想说就说吧 [00:11] Okay, um… 好吧 [00:13] What do you say to a graduate 你该跟伯克利分校的 [00:15] of the UC Berkeley physics department? 物理系毕业生说什么呢…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I was unstoppable. 感觉来了挡都挡不住 [00:05] I mean, I was… I was on fire. 我是说 我当时整个小宇宙都爆发了 [00:06] It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, 犹如进入身心合一之境 [00:09] like-like athletes must feel when they’re in the zone. 运动员们在进入状态时 估计就是这感觉 [00:13] Again, it was miniature golf. 刚才只是打个迷你高尔夫好吗 [00:17] Admit it, you’re…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] 2 1 6 4 2 0 Two one six four two zero [00:05] 1 9 8 9 one nine eight nine. [00:07] And that, little lady, is pi to a thousand places. 妹子 这就是π小数点后一千位数 [00:11] I’d say I’m sorry I asked, 如果我问了你 那我愿意道歉 [00:13] except I didn’t. 可我连问都没问 [00:16] Oh, look,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I just read about an experiment 我刚在书上看到一个实验 [00:05] designed to see if you could make two people fall 为测试是否能让两个人 [00:07] in love in a matter of hours. 在几小时内爱上彼此而设 [00:08] That doesn’t sound right. 听起来不太对啊 [00:10] My research has shown that it takes three to five years 我的研究结果显示 这需要3到5年的 [00:12] of shameless…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I’ve invented a science joke, would you like to hear it? 我新编了一个科学笑话 想听吗 [00:06] Sure. 好啊 [00:08] How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb? 换一个灯泡要多少个爱迪生呢 [00:12] How many? 几个 [00:13] Who cares? He stole the idea 谁管他 他偷了灯泡这个创意 [00:15] and doesn’t deserve his own joke. 他不配有自己为主题的笑话…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Okay, we’re headed out– See you later. 我们要出门了 再见 [00:06] Before you leave, 你俩走之前 [00:07] could you test these noise-cancelling headphones? 能帮我测试一下这降噪耳机吗 [00:10] Yeah, sure. Okay. 好呀 [00:14] Go ahead. 开始吧 [00:15] Hello, can you hear me? 你好 能听见我说话吗 [00:21] Sheldon, I haven’t changed the filter 谢尔顿 咱家水壶里的 [00:23] in the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So, tell me about your day– 跟我说说你今天干了什么吧 [00:04] how’s it going with the particle detector? 粒子探测器的进展如何 [00:07] Wow! You remember that? 哇 你还记着这个 [00:08] Yeah, I listen to what you say. 当然 你的话我都有好好听 [00:10] You’re building a particle detector 你正在用超流氦 [00:11] using superfluid helium. 打造一个粒子探测器 [00:14] You know, when you talk…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] What color would you like to be? 你想当哪个颜色 [00:05] Well, I’d like to be green, but you know you always take it. 我想要绿色啊 可是每次都被你抢了 [00:08] That’s not true. 没有好吗 [00:09] Any color’s fine with me. 我哪个颜色都行 [00:11] Yeah, I could be a-a combination of blue and yellow. 给我蓝色和黄色的结合色也行啊 [00:16] Blue and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hey, how are things going with your parents? 你父母的情况怎么样了 [00:05] Not great. They hired divorce attorneys. 不太好 他们请了离婚律师 [00:08] You know, speaking of attorneys, 说到律师 [00:10] if I ever needed a lawyer, 如果哪天我需要请律师 [00:12] I would not hire She-Hulk. 我绝对不会请女浩克 [00:12] 绿巨人浩克的表妹 有弱化版的绿巨人变身能力 常为超级英雄们打官司 [00:17] You know what? That was almost…