时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Katie! It’s Sage. 凯蒂 我是塞吉 [00:03] I wanted to see if you’d volunteer at the Fall Festival. 我想知道你是否愿意在秋季舞会上做义工 [00:05] I’ve got a five-hour block on the lunch-lady line. 我这里午餐队伍大排长龙 [00:08] Sloppy Tofurkey Joes! 豆腐火鸡肉酱堡 [00:10] How can you say “No”s? 叫你怎能不说好 [00:13] I rhymed. Call me! 我押韵了 回我电话 [00:14] Ooh! The…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] The Westport Town & Country Club. 西港城镇乡村俱乐部 [00:02] Upside — it’s completely free if you live in the city limits. 优点 住在市区范围内就免费 [00:06] Downside — no mom in this town 缺点 这里的妈妈 [00:08] has the decency to let herself go. 都不好意思去 [00:10] Women over 25 who actually want to be seen…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Katie, I just heard the news. 凯蒂 我刚收到消息 [00:03] I sold my book proposal! 我的出书提案通过了 [00:05] They’re going to pay me to write my book! 他们要出钱让我写书了 [00:06] Congratulations! 恭喜你 [00:07] And the publishers are sending a cash advance and everything! 出版商要预付现金 [00:09] Amazing! 太棒了 [00:10] And I thought of a title…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] You’re hovering. 你们还在这里 [00:04] Sorry. It’s just — 抱歉 只是 [00:06] Are you setting the table so nicely to be helpful 你把餐具放得这么漂亮是为了帮忙 [00:08] or because of an urge you can’t control? 还是因为无法控制的渴望 [00:10] No wrong answer. 怎么回答都是正确的 [00:11] For once in your life, just leave me alone! 你们这辈子哪怕一次也好 别管我 [00:17] She…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Ooh! You look just like Kate Middleton. 你看起来和凯特王妃一模一样 [00:05] I realize that. 我知道 [00:06] But I’m still not wearing this dumb hat, 但我还是不会戴这顶蠢帽子 [00:08] because I’m not going to the stupid polo match. 因为我不会去参加愚蠢的马球赛 [00:10] This is my charity event for the community, 这是我为社区举办的慈善活动 [00:12] and you are part of that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] I just did the impossible. 我刚完成了不可能完成的任务 [00:07] You actually changed the toilet-paper roll? 你换了厕纸吗 [00:08] No. I taught Anna-Kat to put herself to bed. 不 我教会安娜凯特自己上床睡觉 [00:11] But I like her bedtime ritual. 但我喜欢她的就寝惯例 [00:13] We tuck her in, untuck her, 给她盖被子 掀开 [00:14] tuck her in again, untuck, tuck, untuck….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Synchronized swimming — dumbest sport ever. 花样游泳 最蠢的运动 [00:05] It’s 6:00 A.M., and I’m sitting on a cold bleacher, 早上6点 我坐在看台的冷板凳上 [00:07] watching Taylor’s feet flail two inches above the water. 看着泰勒的脚在水上两英寸的地方扑腾 [00:10] My back is sweating, 我的背在流汗 [00:12] and the humidity in here just Def Leppard’d my hair. 这里的湿度让我的头发成了威豹乐队范儿 [00:14]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Taylor! 泰勒 [00:04] Get…out…of…bed. 给 我 下 床 [00:06] Mom, go away. 妈 走开 [00:08] No, it’s 11:30. 不 11点半了 [00:09] Oh, my G– 我的天 [00:11] This place is a dump. 这里跟垃圾堆一样 [00:14] – Hey, I wasn’t done with that quesadilla. – No? -玉米饼我还没吃完 -没有吗 [00:17] Enough moping around 别再没精打采了 [00:19]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Here’s another Valentine’s Day favorite. 接下来是另外一首情人节热播歌曲 [00:10] Nope. I’ve got enough things annoying me. 不 有很多事够我烦的了 [00:12] And there’s one right there. 这儿就有一件 [00:14] Oliver clearly has a problem he wants to share, 奥利弗显然有心事要跟我分享 [00:16] but he needs me to pull it out of him. 但是需要我引导一下他才肯说 [00:18] Watch. 看好了 [00:19] Everything…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] I love a good yard sale, 我喜欢实惠的庭院旧货大甩卖 [00:01] but in Westport, they’re called “Estate sales.” 但在西港 他们称之为”清屋拍卖” [00:04] Wait, I didn’t hit that hard enough. 慢着 重音不够重 [00:06] “Estate sales.” 清屋拍卖 [00:07] Okay, it’s just a bunch of stuff a dead person’s kids don’t want. 只是一些死者的孩子都不要的东西 [00:10] Calm down. 淡定 [00:11]…