时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Who’s up for Chinese checkers? 谁想玩中国跳棋 [00:01] Oh, half the marbles are missing. 一半弹珠不见了 [00:03] Everyone, spread out and find a suitable replacement 大家分头去找合适的东西 [00:04] for the red and white ones. 代替红色和白色的弹珠 [00:06] And a suitable replacement for a pet in this house. 也为家里找个合适的代替宠物 [00:08] Something snobby and purebred, with lots…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I cleaned out Spencer’s fridge. 我清理了斯宾塞的冰箱 [00:04] I’m not saying there’s a correlation to his death, 我不是说这和他的死有关 [00:06] but dude drank a lot of Tab. 但他的确喝了不少人造饮料 [00:08] His lawyer will be here any minute. 他的律师随时会来 [00:10] When I inherit this place, I’m gonna hire a staff. 我继承这里后 会请位员工 [00:14] What makes…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I just got an e-mail from the school. 我刚收到学校的电邮 [00:03] Crossing Guard Sandy is having a “Hip replacement.” 协管员桑迪要做换髋骨手术 [00:06] Mama, I know this means rehab. 妈妈 我知道这代表戒瘾治疗 [00:09] My little girl is growing up. 我的小女孩长大了 [00:12] Principal Ablin needs 阿布林校长需要 [00:13] parent volunteers to fill in for her. 家长自愿代班 [00:15]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] No, no, no! 不不不 [00:02] I did not spend an entire day doing laundry 我不会花了一天时间洗衣服 [00:03] just to have it ruined by one stupid sock! 然后被一只愚蠢的袜子毁了 [00:05] Tell me where your friend is! 告诉我你的朋友在哪里 [00:07] Answer me, you son of a bitch! 回答我 你这个狗娘养的 [00:10] Don’t worry she always swears at…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] It’s springtime in Westport, 西港的春天到了 [00:02] which means birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, 意味着小鸟啁啾 花儿绽放 [00:05] and moms everywhere are breaking out their white jeans 各处的妈妈们穿上白色牛仔裤 [00:08] to show the world just how skinny they are. 让全世界看到她们有多瘦 [00:11] Mama? 妈妈 [00:12] How come you never wear white jeans like the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Hey, Katie! 凯蒂 [00:05] Viv? 维芙 [00:06] How’d you get in? 你怎么进来的 [00:07] Oh! I broke in while you guys were away, 你们不在家时我闯了进来 [00:10] called a locksmith, pretended I was you, 叫了锁匠 我假装是你 [00:12] and had a key made. 配了把钥匙 [00:13] It’s not important. 这不重要 [00:14] Mm. Whatcha workin’ on? 你在做什么…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Good morning. 早上好 [00:05] You better not be planning anything special 你最好不是在为明天的结婚纪念日 [00:07] for our anniversary tomorrow. 做什么特别的安排 [00:09] Don’t worry. 别担心 [00:10] I learned my lesson last Valentine’s Day. 上次情人节我已经受到教训了 [00:12] You’re not a fan of grand romantic gestures. 你不太喜欢浪漫的示爱 [00:14] Great. 很好 [00:15] So, no white doves, Cupid costumes,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Do you know Chloe Brown Mueller 你知道克洛伊·布朗·米勒 [00:03] is running for Fairfield County councilperson? 要参选费尔菲尔德县议员吗 [00:06] I’ve been trying to think of a way to deface her lawn signs 我一直在琢磨怎么把她竞选标牌上的字母 [00:09] by rearranging the letters in her name. 改变一下顺序来羞辱她 [00:11] Cross out the “C” and the “H”, 把克留下 [00:13] slip in…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I can’t believe this window is still stuck. 真不敢相信窗户还是卡住的 [00:04] I’m freezing to death! 我快冻死了 [00:05] Before you die, 在你死之前 [00:06] where in your room did you hide your Halloween candy? 告诉我你把万圣节糖果藏在房间哪里 [00:08] Mom, I didn’t think any car could be worse than your minivan. 妈 我觉得你的迷你厢式车是最烂的 [00:11] But here we…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Okay. Last chance to cram before the test tomorrow. 好了 明天考试前临时抱佛脚的最后机会 [00:04] What are the periodic symbols for table salt? 组成食盐的元素周期符号是什么 [00:07] S-a…l-t. SA…LT[盐] [00:11] I’m so glad Taylor and Ellen are still friends. 我真庆幸泰勒和艾伦仍是朋友 [00:13] She is a hot girl’s parents’ dream. 她简直就是正妹父母的梦想中人 [00:15] There is no way 跟她一起玩 [00:16]…