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| [00:17] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:19] | George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:22] | Harold is on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:25] | Remember that, now, because they are dangling 7,843 feet off the ground. | |
| [00:30] | Rockrobatics is way easier than I thought it’d be. | |
| [00:32] | Yeah, it’s like riding a bike, but on a rock. | |
| [00:34] | Help! I’m too sweaty for rock climbing! | |
| [00:37] | I’m slippery when wet! | |
| [00:39] | Don’t worry, Stanley! We’ll show you the ropes. | |
| [00:41] | -Pun intended. -Yes. Pun-believable. | |
| [00:44] | No! You’re swinging in with too much confidence! | |
| [00:46] | -We got this. -Oops! | |
| [00:48] | I got him! | |
| [00:50] | No, I don’t! Sweaty palms. | |
| [00:52] | Sophie One, like, catch him! | |
| [00:55] | Other Sophie, why can’t you catch? | |
| [01:00] | ♪ Right through my fingers! ♪ | |
| [01:02] | Gotta grab him like a marlin. | |
| [01:04] | Yay! | |
| [01:06] | Thanks. I thought I was a goner. | |
| [01:10] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:11] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
| [01:13] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:16] | ♪ Once they used the hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:19] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:23] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [01:24] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [01:27] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ | |
| [01:30] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [01:33] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [01:37] | -By George Beard and Harold Hutchins -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [01:40] | The Bad Beat of the Blah Borelock. | |
| [01:42] | Chapter 1: Curve Fall. | |
| [01:43] | George and Harold are now 7,000 feet above the ground. | |
| [01:46] | Make that 6,000. Make that 5,000. You get it. | |
| [01:49] | -I never got to drive a car! -I never had a tuna melt! | |
| [01:52] | We had them for lunch yesterday! | |
| [01:54] | -Bo ate, like, 13 of them. -Oh, yeah. Kinda fishy. | |
| [01:57] | Anyway… | |
| [01:59] | -Ugh. -We’re frozen again. | |
| [02:01] | Yup, the kids were playing Virtual Camp… at real camp. | |
| [02:04] | Yes, it is sad. | |
| [02:06] | The Wi-Fi here is the worst! | |
| [02:08] | ‘Cause Krupp’s got the cheapest plan. | |
| [02:11] | Can I take a break? | |
| [02:12] | My arm is yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah burning. | |
| [02:14] | -That reminds me of a story. -No! | |
| [02:16] | Keep cranking that manual Wi-Fi! | |
| [02:18] | I’m downloading Chef Pets, all 17 seasons, | |
| [02:22] | and I’m only on episode two. | |
| [02:24] | That reminds me of another story. | |
| [02:26] | Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. Nope-nope-nope. | |
| [02:28] | Guys, like, the Wi-Fis are back. | |
| [02:31] | This tree feels so real. | |
| [02:33] | ♪ Real! ♪ | |
| [02:35] | This is just wrong, like “broccoli on pizza” wrong. | |
| [02:38] | – Ew, what? – We had no choice. | |
| [02:40] | Krupp made real camp so boring, we had to go fake for fun camp stuff, | |
| [02:44] | like canoeing and fishing. | |
| [02:47] | – And whatever Bo’s doing. – I’m riding a dinosaur! | |
| [02:49] | He’s not even wearing goggles. | |
| [02:51] | But he is eating a tuna melt. | |
| [02:53] | Curious. | |
| [02:54] | Why are we settling for imitation nature when we’re in nature? | |
| [02:57] | We gotta turn off the fake and crank the real to 11. | |
| [03:00] | I wanna rough it in the wild, like Stark Rangers! | |
| [03:03] | ♪ Stark Rangers Gonna leave you all alone ♪ | |
| [03:06] | –♪ Stark Rangers ♪ -♪ With no shelter or a phone ♪ | |
| [03:09] | Pay us to abandon you in the middle of the woods | |
| [03:11] | for 24 hours with nothing but a glow stick and a mouthful of water. | |
| [03:15] | ♪ Stark Rangers! ♪ | |
| [03:16] | ♪ Stark Rangers! ♪ Ah! | |
| [03:19] | Whoa, nice eagles, guys. Tuna melt? | |
| [03:22] | Sky surfing? Panther wrestling? Defying physics? | |
| [03:25] | Stark Rangers would turn the whole summer around. | |
| [03:27] | Too bad Krupp will say no, ’cause he says no to everything. | |
| [03:30] | No! No! No. And no. No. | |
| [03:32] | No! No! No! Oh, no. No! No! No! | |
| [03:35] | Not now! No! No! No. No! No! | |
| [03:38] | No. No! No. And no. | |
| [03:40] | No. No! No! No! Oh, no. | |
| [03:42] | No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! | |
| [03:46] | Yeah, but this time we’re asking him to abandon us in the woods. | |
| [03:50] | He’d have to be crazy to say no. | |
| [03:51] | Yeah, crazy! | |
| [03:53] | Those are Melvin’s. He’s gonna kill us! | |
| [03:55] | I got swept up in the moment. | |
| [03:56] | It’s okay. It happens. | |
| [03:58] | Yeah, it happens! | |
| [04:00] | -Huh? -Hey! | |
| [04:02] | -I didn’t mean it should happen again! -What’s wrong with me? | |
| [04:05] | I’m a slave to my emotions! | |
| [04:07] | What is happening? | |
| [04:08] | And why are you destroying my Fantasee-ers 2000s? | |
| [04:12] | -Ah! -This waltz feels so real. | |
| [04:15] | -I’m worried Bo’s losing it. -I blame the tuna melts. | |
| [04:20] | Ha! And they say TV’s out of ideas. | |
| [04:22] | That yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah reminds me of the time | |
| [04:24] | I saw a dog eat a bowl of food. | |
| [04:26] | No more boring stories! | |
| [04:28] | I’m trying to watch Chef Pets! | |
| [04:30] | What color was the yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah bowl? | |
| [04:32] | Was it yeah-yeah red or char-yeah-yeah-treuse? | |
| [04:35] | I don’t care! | |
| [04:36] | Me neither. I’m yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah color-blind. | |
| [04:38] | Did I mention a dog? | |
| [04:39] | Enough! You’re here to crank, not bore me into a coffin! | |
| [04:43] | Now let me watch Chef Pets in peace. | |
| [04:46] | Maybe it wasn’t a dog. | |
| [04:48] | Maybe it was yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah my neighbor. | |
| [04:50] | Oh! Never mind. | |
| [04:52] | I’m gonna go Chef Pet myself some lunch. | |
| [04:56] | This Chef Pets recipe is just raw meat and drool. | |
| [05:02] | Okay. | |
| [05:11] | -We wanna rough it! -Ah! | |
| [05:12] | -Like Stark Rangers! -No! | |
| [05:14] | That reminds me of a really long story about a cardboard box. | |
| [05:18] | And now, the cardboard box story. | |
| [05:20] | -How does it yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah start? -It’s already– Wait. | |
| [05:23] | You want me to dump you in the woods with nothing? | |
| [05:25] | -Except a glow stick. -And a mouthful of water. | |
| [05:28] | For 24 hours! | |
| [05:30] | Guys, if George and Harold want something, the answer is always no! | |
| [05:35] | It’s policy! My hands are tied! | |
| [05:37] | Of course the answer is no. | |
| [05:39] | Then again, it’s a whole day without George and Harold. | |
| [05:42] | And if Meaner chaperones, goodbye, boring stories. | |
| [05:46] | And if we’re lucky, they’ll run into Bigfoot. | |
| [05:48] | I’m buying what you’re selling, Sneaky Krupp. | |
| [05:50] | And then we erase their identities | |
| [05:52] | and put them in a container ship headed for Buenos Aires. | |
| [05:56] | You always go too far, Sneakier Krupp, but keep swinging. | |
| [05:59] | Fine! | |
| [06:00] | -Mr. Meaner will chaperone. -Chaperone? | |
| [06:02] | -I can’t yeah-yeah-yeah eat dairy. -What? | |
| [06:04] | You’re gonna babysit them in the woods! | |
| [06:06] | Oh. Who will watch yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah me? | |
| [06:08] | Chapter 2: Outward Downed. | |
| [06:22] | “No eating, drinking or telemarketing on the bus.” | |
| [06:26] | “Red alert: giant mooing butts.” | |
| [06:29] | Do you think people will get it? | |
| [06:32] | Airtight argument. | |
| [06:33] | I’ve never been prouder to call you my friend. | |
| [06:35] | – ♪ Stark Rangers! ♪ | |
| [06:37] | -Play it again! -I knew they’d be on board. | |
| [06:40] | So you’re gonna make life as hard as possible for them. | |
| [06:43] | -You mean like math? -No. Just keep them on their toes. | |
| [06:46] | Oh, ballet. That’s brutal. | |
| [06:48] | No, ballet is beautiful. | |
| [06:49] | I want you to make them miserable. | |
| [06:52] | And if they run into Bigfoot, even better. | |
| [06:54] | Got it. And what’s in it for yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah me? | |
| [06:57] | -I’ll let you tell me one story. -Ooh! | |
| [06:59] | And now, the cardboard box story– | |
| [07:01] | Not now! So, you get the plan? | |
| [07:03] | What yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah plan? | |
| [07:05] | You know what? | |
| [07:06] | Just do what you’re doing and don’t change a thing. | |
| [07:09] | All right, you’re in the wild with nothing, | |
| [07:11] | because sometimes dreams come true, so have fun. | |
| [07:15] | – Oh, and watch out for Bigfoot. – Wait. | |
| [07:17] | My glow stick doesn’t glow. | |
| [07:19] | -And it looks like a regular stick. -Keep shaking it. | |
| [07:21] | What about the mouthful of water? | |
| [07:23] | Refreshing! Adios! | |
| [07:27] | Yes! We’re officially roughing it. | |
| [07:29] | This… is… living! | |
| [07:33] | Okay, I know you’re dying to tell us. What’s with the hat? | |
| [07:36] | Well, since you destroyed my Fantasee-er 2000s, | |
| [07:39] | I’ve invented the Capcoon 2000, | |
| [07:42] | a fully immersive virtual reality experience. | |
| [07:45] | So, while you clearance racks are eating each other to “survive,” | |
| [07:49] | I’ll be inside my hat | |
| [07:50] | playing a little VR game I created called “Seminar.” | |
| [07:54] | “Mine Your Inner Melvin” is the tunnel to success. | |
| [07:57] | And today, I will give you the excavation explosives. | |
| [08:01] | A game where you give a speech? | |
| [08:03] | -What could be more boring? -Meaner telling a story? | |
| [08:05] | And now, the cardboard box story. | |
| [08:07] | Once I had this yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah cardboard box. | |
| [08:10] | Let him be boring. That won’t stop us from Stark Rangersing. | |
| [08:14] | ♪ Stark Rangersing! ♪ | |
| [08:15] | ♪ Unofficial Stark-Rangersing! ♪ | |
| [08:17] | Unfortunately, Stark Rangersing wasn’t as easy as it looked on TV. | |
| [08:21] | Think you can run to the top like they do on Stark Rangers? | |
| [08:24] | -Physically impossible. -Why not? | |
| [08:26] | I’m already sweat-wet! | |
| [08:39] | Huh! | |
| [08:43] | -Why’s that waterfall so mean? -See? Impossible. | |
| [08:46] | ♪ Unlicensed Stark-Rangersing! ♪ | |
| [08:48] | We’re gonna swing so haaard! | |
| [08:53] | Guess we need a thicker branch. | |
| [08:56] | Ugh! Quit showing off, Other Sophie! | |
| [08:58] | ♪ Knockoff Stark-Rangersing! ♪ | |
| [09:00] | -We couldn’t find a panther to wrestle. -Best we could do was this squirrel. | |
| [09:03] | Aw, he’s so cute. I’ll go easy on him. | |
| [09:14] | ♪ Cease and desist Stark Rangersing! ♪ | |
| [09:28] | Now that I dumped Meaner and the kids in the woods, | |
| [09:31] | it’s just gonna be me, Chef Pets on a loop, | |
| [09:34] | and a big, fat drool steak. | |
| [09:38] | These trees are all the same. | |
| [09:40] | Why aren’t there roads in forests? | |
| [09:46] | Drool… steak. | |
| [09:50] | Man, our Stark Rangersing really went off the rails. | |
| [09:53] | Yeah. Our log cabin looked a lot different in my head. | |
| [09:56] | I was wrong. | |
| [09:58] | We need less logs. | |
| [09:59] | And these pine phones get terrible reception. | |
| [10:01] | Probably ’cause they’re pine cones. | |
| [10:03] | That badger does not like being milked. | |
| [10:06] | And Other Sophie has termiiites. | |
| [10:10] | We need to, like, tent her. | |
| [10:12] | I hate to say it, but I think TV commercials might exaggerate, | |
| [10:15] | like the one for that foot spray. | |
| [10:16] | Toe-Tall, it cures athlete’s foot and makes you taller. | |
| [10:21] | -You do look a little taller. -‘Cause that stuff made my feet swell. | |
| [10:25] | Ew, what? What? | |
| [10:26] | Today is so bad, it makes Meaner’s story seem good. | |
| [10:29] | And now, the cardboard box story. | |
| [10:31] | And you’re never gonna guess what was in that cardboard box. | |
| [10:35] | A griffin in a chariot made of rainbow fire | |
| [10:37] | that flies you away from this story? | |
| [10:39] | ♪ Help! ♪ | |
| [10:40] | Close! Another yeah-yeah-yeah box. | |
| [10:45] | Even Melvin’s having a better time than we are. | |
| [10:47] | And you’ll tap into your rich, hidden deposit of Melvinite! | |
| [10:51] | After 20 years of unpaid labor | |
| [10:54] | in my actual copper mines nestled in exotic, unpredictable Mongolia. | |
| [10:59] | We’ve gotta light a fire under this campfire. | |
| [11:01] | With a campfire comic! | |
| [11:03] | -You brought paper and pencils? -On me at all times. | |
| [11:06] | Chapter 3: Captain Underpants and the Blah Borelock! | |
| [11:10] | By George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [11:12] | So, once there was a guy whose stories bored everyone– | |
| [11:15] | kids, domestic cattle, paint, even his parents Dennis and Celia. | |
| [11:18] | Honkshoo, honkshoo. | |
| [11:19] | “Dennis, wake up, I heard a noise.” | |
| [11:21] | But the guy was all, “I deserve cheers, not snores,” | |
| [11:24] | so he enrolled in Munkchip Night School of Magic Stuff. | |
| [11:27] | Magic! To earn respect and ’cause he had a coupon. | |
| [11:30] | And he got a certificate in practical sorcery | |
| [11:32] | and became Borelock, the Wizard of Dullness, | |
| [11:36] | class of Thursday Snore Thunder Noise! | |
| [11:39] | Then when he told a story, like, “Once I bought milk,” | |
| [11:43] | people didn’t just fall asleep or pretend to be on the phone, they got bored stiff. | |
| [11:47] | Like, for real. They couldn’t move ’cause sorcery. | |
| [11:50] | And Borelock was all, “Now they have to listen to my stories. | |
| [11:53] | So will the rest of the world.” | |
| [11:55] | And Borelock set out to make the world his captive audience | |
| [11:57] | with stories about cleaning his carpet, returning duplicate birthday presents, | |
| [12:01] | and shopping for placemats. | |
| [12:03] | What? | |
| [12:04] | Luckily, Captain Underpants was returning a can opener with that had a bad attitude. | |
| [12:09] | And he saw Borelock was turning other customers into statues– stiff– | |
| [12:13] | with tales of lost luggage. | |
| [12:15] | “Where’d it go?” | |
| [12:16] | And Captain Underpants was all, “I like luggage mysteries,” | |
| [12:18] | but even he got boralized. | |
| [12:21] | Everything but his tongue. | |
| [12:22] | – And Captain Underpants was all… – ’cause frozen face. | |
| [12:26] | And he made his tongue a lasso– gross– and tongue-tied Borelock! | |
| [12:29] | Skloosh! And Borelock bawled and was all, | |
| [12:31] | “I just want someone to listen to my sock stories!” | |
| [12:34] | So Captain Underpants did ’cause he can sleep with his eyes open. | |
| [12:37] | Okay, the end. | |
| [12:38] | Chapter 4: Bore Than A Feeling. | |
| [12:41] | The bus did it! | |
| [12:43] | Wait, where am I? | |
| [12:50] | Mother? Did you forget to shave again? | |
| [12:53] | Ah! Bigfoot! | |
| [12:56] | Wait, Bigfoot’s not real. | |
| [12:58] | You can’t fool me, George and Harold. | |
| [13:00] | I know this is a cheap costume. | |
| [13:02] | Look at that mask. | |
| [13:04] | -Huh? -And these fake fangs, sharp as envelopes. | |
| [13:09] | Wow, they’re really in there. | |
| [13:11] | Wait, genuine fur, wet couch smell, humongous feet. | |
| [13:16] | Ah! You are real! | |
| [13:18] | And you’re charming me with 800-thread-count sheets, | |
| [13:22] | spa music, and crabs Benedict, so you can eat me when I least expect it! | |
| [13:31] | No reason to waste this. | |
| [13:36] | -It worked! -Yeah. | |
| [13:37] | But Meaner’s boxes are gonna let the air out of our fun balloon. | |
| [13:40] | And now, the cardboard box story. | |
| [13:42] | And inside was box number eight. | |
| [13:46] | Unless we let the air out of him. | |
| [13:48] | Mr. Meaner, we need firewood. | |
| [13:50] | Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I’ll go rustle up more. | |
| [13:52] | And I’ll tell you all about it when I yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah get back. | |
| [13:56] | Note the genius of the Melvin mining system | |
| [13:59] | is I do the thinking and you do all the work. | |
| [14:02] | And– pause. | |
| [14:04] | Pee-mergency! | |
| [14:05] | Uh, nobody touch my hat! | |
| [14:07] | All I heard was, “touch my hat.” | |
| [14:10] | -Game of hat catch? -Don’t mind if I do. | |
| [14:14] | Whoa! That hat’s got some lift. | |
| [14:19] | Maybe it’ll come back, like a hatterang. | |
| [14:21] | The hat didn’t return, | |
| [14:23] | but it did pass through a swarm of lost tsetse flies, | |
| [14:26] | a field of otherworldly spores, | |
| [14:27] | and a cloud of enchanted smoke from a tree elves’ oven. | |
| [14:30] | Phone lady, find a firewood store. | |
| [14:33] | And then, in an unexpected twist, | |
| [14:35] | the altered Capcoon 2000 collided with Mr. Meaner, | |
| [14:38] | went haywire and turned him into Borelock. | |
| [14:45] | It’s story t-t-t-time. | |
| [14:49] | That hat’s not gonna er-rang. | |
| [14:51] | Yeah, Melvin’s gonna lose it. | |
| [14:57] | Whoa, that hat did er-rang… on Mr. Meaner! | |
| [15:00] | Why is he levitating? | |
| [15:01] | Why are you floating like you’re on a magic carpet made of car exhaust? | |
| [15:05] | It’s a great story. | |
| [15:06] | It all started at the beginning of t-t-t-time. | |
| [15:12] | Whoa! He just bored Gooch stiff. | |
| [15:14] | Finally, I have the power to make people listen to my stories– | |
| [15:18] | coworkers, neighbors, the mailman. | |
| [15:21] | Soon, the world will be my captive audience. | |
| [15:23] | The hat turned him into Borelock. | |
| [15:25] | Last night, I had a dream. | |
| [15:26] | I was a can of paint, but I didn’t know which kind. | |
| [15:29] | Was I an outdoor g-g-g-gloss? | |
| [15:32] | I-I can’t move! | |
| [15:34] | Neither can my sweat. | |
| [15:36] | Or was I an indoor paint? | |
| [15:38] | Something like a s-s-s-satin? | |
| [15:40] | Out-dull him, Other Sophie! | |
| [15:43] | All you have to do is be you! | |
| [15:46] | Which is actually a sealant, not p-p-p-paint. | |
| [15:48] | ♪ Selfless heroism! ♪ | |
| [15:50] | Why, Dressy, why– | |
| [15:53] | -There’s a lesson. -Don’t touch Melvin’s things? | |
| [15:55] | No. Run! | |
| [15:56] | My Capcoon 2000! | |
| [15:58] | Or was I matte e-e-e-enamel? | |
| [16:01] | -Oh, no. -Which tends to be more durable– | |
| [16:03] | E-Except in high heat and humid– | |
| [16:05] | Or was I an eggshell sh-sh-sh-sheen? | |
| [16:12] | Chapter 5: Run, Bore-est, Run. | |
| [16:16] | We’ve gotta get Captain Underpants before Borelock stops the world. | |
| [16:21] | And then it’s nothing but stories about flossing and haircuts. | |
| [16:26] | Gotta get away from Bigfoot! | |
| [16:29] | This crabs Benedict is slowing me down, but I can’t stop eating it! | |
| [16:33] | -He’s right behind us! -He’s right behind me! | |
| [16:35] | -Borelock! Borelock! -Bigfoot! Bigfoot! | |
| [16:40] | -Mr. Krupp! What are you… -Doing here? | |
| [16:44] | No time… for questions. | |
| [16:46] | Running… from Bigfoot. | |
| [16:48] | And eating crabs Benedict. | |
| [16:50] | -Bigfoot? -Focus, Harold. | |
| [16:52] | We’ve got enough on our plate. | |
| [16:53] | Not me! | |
| [16:55] | I’m in the, mm, clean plate club! | |
| [16:59] | ♪ Tra-la-leftovers! ♪ | |
| [17:02] | ‘Cause there’s food spilled on me and it’s delicious. | |
| [17:06] | Captain Underpants, | |
| [17:07] | there’s a crazy wizard who wants to bore us stiff with his stories. | |
| [17:10] | That reminds me of a story. | |
| [17:19] | Chapter 6: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter in Story-O-Rama, | |
| [17:23] | because a story is only interesting if it has pictures. | |
| [17:26] | Borelock the wizard unleashed a lame tale. | |
| [17:29] | If stories were bagels, his would be stale. | |
| [17:31] | The Captain swung hard with a fistful of bagel, | |
| [17:34] | but Borelock’s yarn yawn was too dull to finagle. | |
| [17:38] | The feeble fable did our hero no harm, | |
| [17:40] | except the brave Captain could not move his arm. | |
| [17:44] | Oh, no! My arm’s on strike! | |
| [17:47] | But why can the rest of you move? | |
| [17:48] | Because it takes a lot to completely bore Captain Underpants. | |
| [17:52] | Ooh-hoo-hoo! Bubbles! | |
| [17:54] | This is getting good! | |
| [17:56] | And to have him as a house guest. | |
| [17:58] | Okay if I use the dog as a towel? | |
| [18:01] | You’ve gotta beat Borelock before the rest of your body gets bored. | |
| [18:04] | Yeah, ’cause I can’t do anything without my body. | |
| [18:07] | That reminds me of the time I waited in a waiting r-r-r-room. | |
| [18:12] | Oh, no. There goes my other arm. | |
| [18:14] | It’s like spaghetti before you cook it. | |
| [18:16] | Oh, well. Waistband windmill! | |
| [18:19] | -The waiting room had ch-ch-ch-chairs. -Ah! | |
| [18:22] | Ah! Butt lock! | |
| [18:23] | He put my heinie on hold. | |
| [18:25] | My booty’s off duty. | |
| [18:27] | My tush has been shushed. | |
| [18:29] | They also had a welcome mat to clean your f-f-f-feet. | |
| [18:33] | There go my gams! | |
| [18:35] | Ooh, I got another. | |
| [18:37] | My twerk’s out of work. | |
| [18:39] | And ceiling t-t-t-tiles. | |
| [18:42] | And now my elegant neck. | |
| [18:44] | And a drinking f-f-f-fountain. | |
| [18:47] | And my tongue. | |
| [18:49] | Going down! | |
| [18:52] | Leave him alone! He’s had enough! | |
| [18:54] | Yeah, don’t bore him, bore us! | |
| [18:56] | Tell us about your family vacation. | |
| [18:58] | Or your stamp collection, or coin collection, or any collection. | |
| [19:02] | I saved my best story for last. | |
| [19:04] | It was garbage d-d-d-day. | |
| [19:07] | – No! | – No! |
| [19:09] | Which is Tuesday, and I was taking out the trash. | |
| [19:12] | Whoa! It’s Bigfoot! He’s saving us! | |
| [19:14] | An unexpected plot twist! | |
| [19:16] | Whoa! He has pine cones in his ears to block out Borelock’s stories! | |
| [19:19] | Whoa, that’s smart! | |
| [19:21] | Ah! Guys, guys, guys! | |
| [19:24] | I can move my spleen again! Ha-ho! | |
| [19:27] | Hey, he’s got some zing in his swing! And so do we! | |
| [19:30] | Excitement must be the antidote to boredom. | |
| [19:32] | Makes sense. If you’re bored and you see something exciting, | |
| [19:35] | you won’t be bored anymore. | |
| [19:36] | – And that’s a… – ♪ Fact Smack! ♪ | |
| [19:38] | But he’s not all the way back, | |
| [19:40] | so we should hit him with the most exciting thing there is. | |
| [19:42] | -You brought our comics? -On me at all times. | |
| [19:45] | Hey, Cap, check out this comic about the Abominable Altitooth. | |
| [19:48] | Whoa, that’s awesome! | |
| [19:50] | -Or the one with Beastly Barfilisk! -Or Slimy Salamangler! | |
| [19:54] | ♪ Tra-la-limber! ♪ | |
| [19:57] | Ha-ho! Thanks! | |
| [19:59] | That put the funk back in my trunk. | |
| [20:04] | Ha! | |
| [20:06] | Yes! They’re winning. | |
| [20:16] | Yeah, but they haven’t seen my vacation photos of the Grand Canyon. | |
| [20:21] | It’s 6,327 blurry photos of the same thing | |
| [20:26] | from slightly different a-a-a-angles. | |
| [20:30] | No! They’re losing! | |
| [20:31] | -We need more excitement. -I know just the guy. | |
| [20:35] | Borelock said you’re a wimp. | |
| [20:38] | Did it work? | |
| [20:40] | Grr! Huh? | |
| [21:01] | Ah! | |
| [21:04] | Chapter 7: To Make a Long Story Short… it worked. | |
| [21:07] | Captain Underpants, Bigfoot and the squirrel lit up Borelock, | |
| [21:11] | deactivated the Capcoon 2000 and ended the threat. | |
| [21:14] | -That fight was amazing. -Yeah. | |
| [21:16] | Who knew Bigfoot was a good guy? | |
| [21:17] | You know what, Harold? | |
| [21:18] | Real Stark Rangersing was actually more awesome than it was on TV. | |
| [21:22] | See? You can’t trust commercials. | |
| [21:28] | So, to become a Melvin miner, you just have to sign away | |
| [21:32] | all your rights as a citizen of the world. | |
| [21:35] | Who’s with me? | |
| [21:38] | No! You– you– you animals! | |
| [21:41] | -Stay back! -I love nature. | |
| [21:43] | Yeah. So beautiful. | |
| [21:45] | And Meaner went from super boring back to regular boring. | |
| [21:49] | – And then I opened the 12th box. – Seriously? | |
| [21:53] | And inside was a yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah tiny star. | |
| [21:56] | He had been imprisoned there, and his kind was under attack. | |
| [22:00] | So he teleported us to yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah deep space. | |
| [22:03] | I bravely led his army against the yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah | |
| [22:06] | invading black hole horde to victory! | |
| [22:08] | To thank me, the star guys taught me how to turn into a star. | |
| [22:14] | Oh, and I’m immortal now. | |
| [22:19] | Yeah, I guess the beginning of that story is kinda yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah boring. | |
| [22:23] | As for Captain Underpants, | |
| [22:25] | he was busy wearing out his welcome as Bigfoot’s house guest. | |
| [22:28] | Okay if I use you as a towel? | |
| [22:32] | Ah! | |
| [22:34] | Why am I wet? | |
| [22:36] | Where are my pants? | |
| [22:38] | Ah! Bigfoot! |