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| [00:16] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:18] | George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:20] | Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:23] | Remember that now ’cause they’re finally in the same summer camp. | |
| [00:26] | -Ready for the best summer ever? -I was born ready… and three weeks late. | |
| [00:29] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [00:31] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
| [00:32] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [00:35] | -Blah, blah, blah! -♪ Once they used the hypno-ring ♪ | |
| [00:37] | ♪ And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [00:39] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [00:43] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [00:43] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [00:47] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet ♪ | |
| [00:48] | -♪ You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ -Blah! | |
| [00:50] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [00:53] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [00:57] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [01:00] | The Abysmal Altercation of the Abominable Altitooth. | |
| [01:02] | Chapter 1: Jerk in the Box. | |
| [01:09] | Ow. What kind of madman sells the camp’s volleyballs | |
| [01:12] | and replaces them with a hornets’ nest? | |
| [01:14] | The kind of madman that uses a satellite dish to work on his tan. | |
| [01:17] | He looks like a raw turkey. | |
| [01:18] | -Come on, it’s payback time. -Yeah. Let’s roast that bird. | |
| [01:24] | -Should we make stuffing? -Already done. | |
| [01:34] | -Wow, he’s on fire. – Must’ve been the butter. | |
| [01:37] | Ahem! | |
| [01:39] | Hmm. What is that, stuffing? | |
| [01:41] | When did I eat stuffing? | |
| [01:43] | Anyway, listen up! | |
| [01:45] | The Federation of United National Camps, aka the FUNC, | |
| [01:49] | aka the “funk,” is coming to take my picture. | |
| [01:53] | I am the cover boy for their July newsletter! | |
| [01:57] | So that’s why he was working on his man-tan when we buttered him up. | |
| [02:00] | Yeah, to get down with the FUNC. | |
| [02:02] | So, as a treat for you, and not to benefit me, | |
| [02:05] | you’re gonna climb a mountain. | |
| [02:06] | So, you’re sending us up a mountain so we won’t mess up your photo shoot? | |
| [02:09] | Yes! | |
| [02:10] | No! Oh, get out of my mind! | |
| [02:13] | As I was saying, Camp Lake Summer Camp and Lake Summer Camp Camp | |
| [02:17] | will race to the top of Plummet Peak. | |
| [02:19] | Climbing is for apes! | |
| [02:20] | I told you camp was a waste of time, Mother. | |
| [02:23] | No more oatmeal! I’m full! | |
| [02:25] | We can’t climb Plummet Peak! No one can! | |
| [02:27] | Phony facts! Vert Ladderfeller climbed it. | |
| [02:29] | Vert Ladderfeller III, of the Ladderfeller climbing dynasty, | |
| [02:33] | did climb Plummet Peak and planted his flag 20 years ago. | |
| [02:36] | He was never heard from again. | |
| [02:38] | Yeah, but he disappeared ’cause a monster lives there! Altitooth! | |
| [02:42] | He’s a killing machine. | |
| [02:43] | ♪ Machine! ♪ | |
| [02:45] | That may be true. | |
| [02:46] | According to camp legend, | |
| [02:47] | a yeti-like monster with inexplicably long teeth | |
| [02:50] | haunts Plummet Peak, howling as he preys on clueless climbers. | |
| [02:56] | You hear that howling? | |
| [02:57] | -Who do you think is doing that? -Harold! | |
| [03:00] | ‘Cause that’s how Altitooth howls. | |
| [03:02] | Altitooth’s just a campfire story. | |
| [03:05] | Even if he is real, you’ll be fine. | |
| [03:08] | So… whichever camp brings back Vert’s flag wins. | |
| [03:14] | -Wins what? -You win a… a… | |
| [03:20] | uh, a mystery box! | |
| [03:23] | What’s in it is a mystery. | |
| [03:25] | Yeah, yeah. Is it a pair of socks? | |
| [03:28] | Or is it your greatest desire made real? | |
| [03:31] | It’s probably socks. | |
| [03:32] | Well, the only way to find out is to win it, | |
| [03:34] | because this box will never leave my sight. | |
| [03:37] | Ow, ow! Ah! | |
| [03:39] | I bet there’s another Sophie in that booox. | |
| [03:43] | A better Sophie. Better than you, Other Sophie. | |
| [03:47] | I’m not buying this box thing. Krupp’s never given us anything. | |
| [03:50] | Not true. | |
| [03:51] | Remember that time he gave the school free candy? | |
| [03:53] | I’ve rigged the vending machine so when kids put money in it, | |
| [03:58] | no candy will come out. | |
| [04:00] | -No! No! -Free candy! | |
| [04:02] | I’m just saying, maybe Krupp’s telling the truth about the box. | |
| [04:05] | The candy was a fluke, like a solar eclipse. | |
| [04:07] | It’ll never happen again. | |
| [04:09] | That’s a fluke, too. | |
| [04:10] | You may recall that Stanley Peet’s sweaty armpits | |
| [04:13] | are like fertile farmland. | |
| [04:15] | Sweet potato muffin? | |
| [04:16] | The sweet potatoes are fresh from my armpits! | |
| [04:18] | No, you moist mung bean! | |
| [04:20] | George and Harold said there’s nothing in the box, | |
| [04:22] | but that’s what they want me to think because there’s definitely something, | |
| [04:25] | and they don’t want me to have it! | |
| [04:27] | Well, I’m no fool. | |
| [04:28] | I know that inside that box is my greatest desire made real: | |
| [04:32] | Doopity the Dancing Dolphin. | |
| [04:34] | – ♪ It’s Doopity the dancing dolphin ♪ | |
| [04:38] | ♪ He’s a marine abomination ♪ | |
| [04:41] | And I lost him. | |
| [04:43] | Doopity! | |
| [04:46] | -You okay? -I will be | |
| [04:48] | because I’m going to get that flag. | |
| [04:50] | This invention will make climbing Plummet Peak easy as– | |
| [04:53] | Pie? It’s sweet potato. | |
| [04:55] | Bumper crop in my pits this year. | |
| [04:58] | That’s a no. What are you… doing? | |
| [05:03] | Chapter 2: Easy Come, Easy Goat. | |
| [05:06] | Quiet! | |
| [05:07] | Uh, no one’s talking. | |
| [05:09] | Oh. Well, this is Plummet Peak, so go get the flag. | |
| [05:11] | Any questions? | |
| [05:14] | Guess we’re on our own. | |
| [05:15] | “Plummet Peak: No mountain guards on duty. Climb at your own risk.” | |
| [05:20] | “Poopy Peak: Smell at your own risk.” | |
| [05:22] | So good! | |
| [05:25] | Heel, you two skin tags! You’re coming with me. | |
| [05:27] | -Why? -Because you’re my blood type. | |
| [05:28] | But I probably won’t need it because we’re going to work smarter, not harder. | |
| [05:32] | Behold, the GoatGetter 2000! | |
| [05:35] | But that’s cheating. | |
| [05:36] | ♪ Cheating! ♪ | |
| [05:38] | Read me the rule that says no robot goats. You can’t because there isn’t one. | |
| [05:41] | Now let’s goat get ’em! | |
| [05:43] | Sorry, Mother, no room for you. | |
| [05:47] | ♪ Higher We’re climbing to the top ♪ | |
| [05:51] | ♪ Higher They ain’t never gonna stop ♪ | |
| [05:55] | ♪ Higher, it’s a big cliché ♪ | |
| [05:58] | ♪ Higher, let’s hope they’ll be okay ♪ | |
| [06:02] | Sophie One! I need you! | |
| [06:04] | Other Sophie, I need you to carry meee! | |
| [06:10] | Those eagles snatching the Sophies really threw Jessica for a loop. | |
| [06:13] | Yeah. Let’s take five so she can pull it together. | |
| [06:16] | What about the flag? We gotta get it to prove Krupp’s lying. | |
| [06:18] | And Melvin might beat us! | |
| [06:19] | Not a chance. Melvin cramps up brushing his teeth. | |
| [06:23] | Cramp. Cramp! | |
| [06:24] | True. They’re probably stuck in a crevice waiting for an airlift. | |
| [06:27] | Do we have time for this? | |
| [06:29] | ♪ Time! ♪ | |
| [06:30] | Of course! | |
| [06:32] | The GoatGetter can climb circles around the other camp, | |
| [06:34] | which leaves us ample time for lunch. | |
| [06:36] | Duck à l’orange? | |
| [06:38] | Oh! I love duck! | |
| [06:40] | What? | |
| [06:43] | Mop your brow, you clammy klutz! You’re shorting out the robot! | |
| [06:47] | The GoatGetter is “sweat resistant,” not sweatproof! | |
| [06:49] | It’s stuck! | |
| [06:51] | Ah! My skin is on fire! | |
| [06:53] | And this cold medicine isn’t making it cold. | |
| [06:56] | It’s making it sticky. | |
| [06:58] | Oh, no! Ants! Ants! | |
| [07:00] | Chapter 3: Misbe-caving. | |
| [07:02] | I’m glad Jessica is working through her grief | |
| [07:04] | over the Sophies being eagle-napped. | |
| [07:05] | Finally, temporary Sophie, you’ll be on call 24-7 to do what I want. | |
| [07:10] | No! | |
| [07:11] | The first rule of Sophies is never speak. | |
| [07:14] | Never, ever, ever! | |
| [07:16] | Oh, and, like, deal with that monster. | |
| [07:19] | Altitooth! | |
| [07:23] | -Run! -Temporary Sophie, that’s your cuuue. | |
| [07:32] | On the plus side, at least Altitooth lives up to the hype. | |
| [07:39] | Help! Help! | |
| [07:41] | -Did Altitooth say “help”? -I think he said “kelp.” | |
| [07:44] | -Why would he say “kelp”? -Uh, good point. Let’s help him. | |
| [07:47] | Is– Is this a trick so you can kill us? | |
| [07:49] | – No! – Good enough for me. | |
| [07:51] | Harold, you can’t trust him! He’s a monster! | |
| [07:54] | I’m not a monster. I’m Vert Ladderfeller the Tird! | |
| [07:58] | – “The Turd”? – No. The Tird! | |
| [08:00] | -“The Turd”? -The Tird! | |
| [08:02] | -“The Turd.” -No. | |
| [08:04] | -Whoa! -It’s that climbing guy! | |
| [08:06] | Whew! You really saved my bacon. | |
| [08:08] | How can I thank you? | |
| [08:10] | We’re actually here to get the flag you planted at the peak. | |
| [08:12] | We need it to win a camp contest. Can you help us climb up there? | |
| [08:15] | Can I? I’m a Ladderfeller of the Ladderfeller climbing dynasty! | |
| [08:20] | Yeah? | |
| [08:24] | Um, Vert, if you’re a born climber, why are we in an elevator? | |
| [08:27] | All right! All right! | |
| [08:28] | Since you won’t stop badgering me, I’ll tell you! | |
| [08:30] | -He only asked you one question. -You dragged it out of me! | |
| [08:34] | The truth is I hate climbing! | |
| [08:36] | My father, Carabiner, and my mother, Bivouac, | |
| [08:39] | climbed the highest mountains. | |
| [08:40] | They expected the same of me, but I’m more of a hills and mounds guy. | |
| [08:45] | They never accepted me. | |
| [08:47] | Neither did the townsfolk. | |
| [08:48] | I was a “living stick”! | |
| [08:50] | So, to show them all, I climbed Plummet Peak. | |
| [08:53] | It was awful. | |
| [08:55] | But when I reached the top, I was free! | |
| [08:57] | Free from the laughter, the mockery, | |
| [08:59] | and the suffocating scorn of Carabiner and Bivouac Ladderfeller. | |
| [09:03] | Best of all, I was in the one place my parents would never look for me, | |
| [09:08] | the guy who doesn’t like the climby climb, a mountain! | |
| [09:12] | ‘Cause who needs them? Or other people? | |
| [09:15] | Or movie theaters? Or– Or– | |
| [09:17] | Not me, that’s who. Nope! | |
| [09:19] | So, that’s why you’re pretending to be Altitooth? | |
| [09:21] | To scare people away? | |
| [09:22] | Yes. And mountain goats. They’re the worst. | |
| [09:26] | -Why didn’t you scare us away? -‘Cause you helped me. | |
| [09:29] | Can’t remember the last time somebody did that. | |
| [09:34] | This is us. Welcome to Plummet Peak, the highest point in all of– | |
| [09:38] | Whoa! Missed again, Malachai! | |
| [09:41] | So, where’s your flag? | |
| [09:43] | In a sec. I don’t get a lot of visitors up here, | |
| [09:46] | so let me show you around the peak pad first. | |
| [09:49] | Uh, is it at least nice on the inside? | |
| [09:52] | No, but I love it s’much. | |
| [09:54] | Yeah. | |
| [09:56] | Wow! So, you live here. | |
| [09:57] | That’s right. Going on 20 years. | |
| [10:00] | Twenty long years. | |
| [10:04] | You okay? | |
| [10:05] | Well, of course. I have everything here. | |
| [10:07] | Snow, ice, thin air, snow, ice. | |
| [10:11] | -Do you have a bathroom? -The mountain is my bathroom. | |
| [10:15] | Grrr-oss. | |
| [10:17] | Ugh, I miss Sophie One. | |
| [10:19] | And I remember Other Sophie. | |
| [10:24] | Don’t you get lonely up here? | |
| [10:25] | How could I be lonely when I’m surrounded by dear, dear friends? | |
| [10:29] | There’s Rock, the Stick Twins, Plastic Bag, and– Oh, who am I kidding? | |
| [10:34] | You’ve dragged it out of me! | |
| [10:35] | Dragged what out of you? | |
| [10:36] | I’m miserable! | |
| [10:38] | I’m stuck! Alone! On a mountain! | |
| [10:40] | My best friend is a plastic bag! I’m sorry, Stick Twins. | |
| [10:47] | That’s Altitooth’s howl! But it’s actually Vert crying like a baby! | |
| [10:50] | -You thinking what I’m thinking? -Watch our step on Bathroom Mountain? | |
| [10:54] | Yes, and we gotta help this guy. | |
| [10:56] | The flag can wait. | |
| [10:57] | Hey, Vert, you wanna come down the mountain with us? | |
| [10:59] | -You can work things out with your family. -Never! | |
| [11:01] | I refuse to go back to be mocked again by the low-livers, | |
| [11:05] | the flatties, the dirty-downers. | |
| [11:08] | – People who live on the ground! – Oh! Got it. | |
| [11:12] | -Time to get serious. -Yup. Comic serious. | |
| [11:15] | Chapter 4: Captain Underpants and the Abominable Altitooth. | |
| [11:19] | By George and Harold. | |
| [11:20] | So… one time there was a snow monster | |
| [11:24] | with giant teeth named Altitooth ’cause teeth. | |
| [11:27] | And he lived on top of a mountain by himself | |
| [11:29] | and howled a lot like a coyote who lost his job. | |
| [11:32] | Whoa-whoa-whack, or whatever howls sound like. | |
| [11:35] | And the townspeople, whaa, freaked out | |
| [11:37] | ’cause, whaa, who wants to hear that noise? | |
| [11:39] | Am I right? Yup. | |
| [11:39] | The mayor, who was also the garbage man, ’cause no one wanted that job, | |
| [11:42] | called Captain Underpants to stop Altitooth before it was too late. | |
| [11:46] | Captain Underpants was all, “Sure, that’s in my wheelhouse. | |
| [11:48] | What’s a wheelhouse? | |
| [11:49] | And I need to practice yodeling for yodeling class!” | |
| [11:51] | Captain Underpants flew up to the mountain and was all, “Yo dug ho la ko!” | |
| [11:56] | ’cause he was getting a D-plus in yodels. | |
| [11:58] | Then Altitooth lashed out like a coyote who can’t find a job. | |
| [12:01] | Captain Underpants tried to stop him with a long John lunge | |
| [12:04] | and a thermal thwack. | |
| [12:06] | But Altitooth was all ice, which is like cold rock, | |
| [12:09] | and he cold cocked Captain Underpants, literally, ’cause ice. | |
| [12:12] | So, Captain Underpants tried an attack yodel. | |
| [12:14] | “Wee no sono whoa so ho!” | |
| [12:16] | And nothing happened ’cause that’s nonsense. | |
| [12:18] | But Altitooth started crying and was all like, | |
| [12:20] | “That sounds like the yodel-by my mom used to sing.” | |
| [12:23] | Then Captain Underpants knew the real battle | |
| [12:25] | was the one raging between Altitooth and his parents. | |
| [12:28] | So, Captain Underpants used all the tools he learned | |
| [12:31] | at that Healing with Feeling workshop. | |
| [12:33] | Soul staring and yell talking and also crying. | |
| [12:35] | And it made Altitooth and his mom and dad make up | |
| [12:38] | and take out a small business loan to open a fondue restaurant | |
| [12:41] | with melted cheese! | |
| [12:43] | They even hired a coyote as chef, but that was a huge mistake. | |
| [12:46] | Okay, the end. | |
| [12:47] | Sold! I’ll make up with my parents. | |
| [12:49] | Before you say no, hear us out. | |
| [12:51] | I didn’t say “no.” I said “yes.” | |
| [12:53] | -Come on, Vert. Come on. -Just listen! | |
| [12:55] | -Come on. -Say yes! | |
| [12:56] | -Give us a chance. -Come on. | |
| [12:57] | -Hear us out. -Wait, you’re in? | |
| [12:59] | Yes. I hate this mountain and it smells like a toilet. | |
| [13:03] | Can we, like, go before this cabin falls apaaart? | |
| [13:06] | Yes. I just need to say my goodbyes. | |
| [13:09] | Rock, you were a good friend to me. | |
| [13:11] | Ah, the Stick Twins, we certainly had some times, eh? | |
| [13:16] | Plastic Bag, uh, I– | |
| [13:21] | Chapter 5: Goat Ahead, Make My Day. | |
| [13:24] | Hey, it’s Vert’s flag! Think now’s a good time to ask for it? | |
| [13:26] | Well, we did help him. | |
| [13:28] | By solving his 20-year existential crisis. | |
| [13:30] | Hey, Vert, can we borrow your flag? | |
| [13:32] | How did you beat us? And who is that vagrant? | |
| [13:35] | He’s not a vagrant. He’s Vert Ladderfeller III. | |
| [13:37] | Of the Ladderfeller climbing dynasty! | |
| [13:39] | And that flag is ours! | |
| [13:41] | Well, not for long. | |
| [13:42] | GoatGetter, goat get that flag! | |
| [13:44] | Low-livers? On a mountain goat? | |
| [13:46] | The two things I hate most have joined forces! | |
| [13:49] | Conflict makes me sweat. | |
| [13:50] | Don’t fight. Have some pit pie! | |
| [13:52] | No! | |
| [13:54] | What? No! | |
| [13:55] | What have you done, you drippy dreck? | |
| [13:57] | What have you done? | |
| [14:00] | Ooh! Oh-hoo-hoo! | |
| [14:02] | That was close! | |
| [14:05] | That looked bad. | |
| [14:13] | But that looks worse! | |
| [14:17] | I am a monster! | |
| [14:19] | Half man, half goat, half pie, half ice! | |
| [14:23] | I am “Aldidooth”! | |
| [14:26] | I am Altitooth! | |
| [14:28] | Al-ti-tooth! | |
| [14:31] | Altitooth! Altitooth. | |
| [14:33] | He’s Altitooth! But for real now! | |
| [14:35] | How is this possible? Let’s ask the Science Sock. | |
| [14:38] | No idea. | |
| [14:39] | Despite the indisputable evidence, Altitooth isn’t real. | |
| [14:42] | Ha! Ice touch power! | |
| [14:46] | You got my goat, whoever you are, but I’ve got your flag. | |
| [14:49] | So, I win! | |
| [14:51] | I said I’m Altitooth! | |
| [14:53] | On second thought, I’m sold! | |
| [14:55] | I feel a “run for our lives” coming on. | |
| [14:57] | After 20 years, I finally have the power to get revenge! | |
| [15:02] | On my parents and all low-livers, and no one can stop me, | |
| [15:07] | especially not some dirty-downer kids! | |
| [15:10] | I just gave you the cold shoulder if you pretend the door is a shoulder. | |
| [15:17] | It’s payback time! | |
| [15:20] | We need Captain Underpants. | |
| [15:21] | But we’re locked in a cabin on a mountain, and Krupp’s back at camp. | |
| [15:24] | Ah, “Blood Hat III. A movie so scary, you’ll break into a cold sweat.” | |
| [15:29] | Ooh! That’ll soothe my sunburn. | |
| [15:31] | Probably not even sca– | |
| [15:33] | Oh, this cabin is unstable. | |
| [15:35] | ♪ Unstable! ♪ | |
| [15:37] | That’s it! We’re making this cabin a mobile home! | |
| [15:40] | Everyone, jump! | |
| [15:41] | Temporary Sophie, jump for us both. | |
| [15:44] | Jump! Jump! | |
| [15:47] | We didn’t think this through. | |
| [15:53] | We’ve got to guide this ride! | |
| [15:54] | Harold, you man the window and keep eyes on Altitooth. | |
| [15:57] | Everyone else, get ready to steer with your body weight! | |
| [16:00] | Straight ahead! | |
| [16:04] | What’s going on here? | |
| [16:05] | Whatever it is, I blame you two! | |
| [16:09] | Hard left! | |
| [16:13] | You want a pieces of me? | |
| [16:15] | Let’s go, snow to snow! | |
| [16:19] | Hit him harder! | |
| [16:21] | Harder left! | |
| [16:24] | Hard right! | |
| [16:28] | We might have hit him too hard. | |
| [16:30] | I’m sure he’s fine… | |
| [16:33] | …ish. | |
| [16:36] | Huh. Maybe being an ice monster is a positive in this situation. | |
| [16:42] | Now I have blizzard blast power, which means ice guys finish first! | |
| [16:47] | Been saving that one. | |
| [16:48] | You were right. He’s okay! | |
| [16:50] | Okay? I am invincible! | |
| [16:53] | He is, and here’s why. | |
| [16:55] | The stores Altitooth crashed into were Glen’s Glues, | |
| [16:58] | Larry’s Leaf Blowers, and Kirk’s Works, a local fireworks store. | |
| [17:01] | The combination of glue, leaf blowers, and fireworks | |
| [17:04] | gave Altitooth increased powers. | |
| [17:06] | We gotta get Captain Underpants. | |
| [17:09] | Um, what are you doing? | |
| [17:10] | Cooling my scorched flesh with cold cuts. | |
| [17:13] | What does it look like? | |
| [17:14] | Ah, so clammy. | |
| [17:16] | Mm, and hammy! | |
| [17:18] | Ooh, mama, bring on the FUNC! | |
| [17:21] | – ♪ Tra-la-lunch meat! ♪ | |
| [17:26] | Hey! Why does my skin feel like flaming hot cinnamon lava? | |
| [17:30] | Ooh! Meat! | |
| [17:32] | Captain Underpants, an abominable snowman is after us! | |
| [17:35] | “Abominable” means “bad.” | |
| [17:36] | If you say so! | |
| [17:38] | Ah! | |
| [17:44] | Hey, abominarub. Hey, aboblomin– | |
| [17:49] | Hey, blabba nama! | |
| [17:51] | Hey, abobindom– Hey, abdom– | |
| [17:53] | Hey, ab… snow guy! Let’s shake it up like a snow globe! | |
| [17:59] | Chapter 6: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [18:02] | in Snow Globe-O-Rama. | |
| [18:03] | Because snow is soft and fluffy, and punches are hard and hurty. | |
| [18:07] | Fists of flurry! | |
| [18:09] | Ooh, who said that? I can’t see a thing! | |
| [18:13] | Walking in a winter wonder bam! | |
| [18:15] | Ah! Hello? | |
| [18:17] | Visibility is zero! Oh! | |
| [18:19] | Frost jacked! | |
| [18:20] | Help! I’m snow blind! | |
| [18:23] | Whoa! | |
| [18:25] | He’s frozen solid! | |
| [18:26] | Uh, quick, we gotta defrost him like a turkey. | |
| [18:29] | Like a turkey! | |
| [18:30] | Yeah, let’s roast that bird. Again! | |
| [18:33] | And thawed! | |
| [18:35] | So cold. | |
| [18:38] | I can’t feel my fingers or my toes or my tail. | |
| [18:41] | It’s too bad we can’t defrost Altitooth like this. | |
| [18:43] | Harold, you magnificent creature! | |
| [18:45] | Captain Underpants, we need a really big satellite dish! | |
| [18:47] | You got it! | |
| [18:50] | What’s a satellite dish? It sounds delicious. | |
| [18:53] | Meanwhile, at POOPSIE, | |
| [18:54] | the Piqua Order of Professional Space and Interplanetary Explorers… | |
| [18:58] | – Greetings, Earthlings. – Norman! After all these years of nothing. | |
| [19:02] | -Finally, an alien transmission! -We invite you | |
| [19:05] | -to join the League of Planet… -No! | |
| [19:08] | –…and share the… -No! | |
| [19:10] | –…wisdom of the… -No! No! | |
| [19:12] | – BRB, promise! – No! | |
| [19:14] | Okay! | |
| [19:15] | Got your big silver hat. Now what? | |
| [19:17] | -Point it over there! -The pizza in a sock place? | |
| [19:20] | But they serve pizza in a sock! | |
| [19:24] | Ice try, but you missed! | |
| [19:26] | Point it at the monster! | |
| [19:27] | Oh! That makes way more sense! | |
| [19:29] | Hey, Altitooth, have some sun, son! | |
| [19:32] | Don’t call me “son.” | |
| [19:34] | You’re not my parents! | |
| [19:35] | I have no parents! | |
| [19:37] | Time to put you on ice! | |
| [19:39] | I’ve been saving that one, too. | |
| [19:47] | You know, none of this would be happening if Vert had just made up with his parents. | |
| [19:51] | Harold, you beautiful beast! | |
| [19:54] | Mr. and Mrs. Ladderfeller, of the Ladderfeller climbing dynasty! | |
| [19:57] | -Vert needs your help! -You found our son? | |
| [20:03] | Since neither of us is winning, wanna take a break? | |
| [20:07] | I could go for pizza in a sock. | |
| [20:10] | Oh, no! It’s gone! | |
| [20:12] | Never! Revenge, dish, cold? | |
| [20:15] | It’s all coming together! | |
| [20:18] | Vert, don’t do it! | |
| [20:19] | We love you! | |
| [20:22] | Mother? Papa? | |
| [20:24] | We’re sorry for judging you. | |
| [20:26] | Isn’t that right, Carabiner? | |
| [20:28] | We’re sorry. | |
| [20:30] | Please come home. | |
| [20:34] | Papa, Mama! | |
| [20:35] | Mama, Papa! | |
| [20:37] | Oh, Mama, Papa! | |
| [20:39] | Papa, Mama! | |
| [20:41] | Your Mama Papa hug as we used to do so long ago! | |
| [20:45] | Squeezing each other like this! | |
| [20:47] | Papa, Mama! | |
| [20:50] | Papa! | |
| [20:52] | Oh, ah. | |
| [20:54] | I’m speaking again like a normal person! | |
| [20:58] | -I think we learned something today. -We sure did, pal. | |
| [21:01] | -We tried to melt Vert on the outside. -But he needed to be melted on the inside. | |
| [21:05] | And that’s a Fact Smack! | |
| [21:07] | ♪ Fact smack ♪ | |
| [21:09] | Why is it snowing in summer? | |
| [21:11] | Ah! And where are my pants? | |
| [21:14] | Chapter 7: Melvindication. | |
| [21:16] | So, somehow you all survived and Camp Lake Summer Camp got the flag. | |
| [21:20] | Yes! Finally, I will be reunited with Doopity. | |
| [21:24] | Doopity! | |
| [21:27] | So, I guess you win the mystery box. | |
| [21:29] | That’s when Krupp realized the mystery box was a winning horse. | |
| [21:32] | And when you’ve got a winning horse, you ride it into the ground. | |
| [21:35] | Or you can compete for a bigger mystery box, huh? | |
| [21:40] | -No! Uh, we’ll just take that. -Bigger mystery box! | |
| [21:44] | ♪ Bigger! ♪ | |
| [21:46] | Bigger! Bigger! Bigger! | |
| [21:51] | No! Doopity! | |
| [21:53] | Doopity! | |
| [21:54] | Doopity! | |
| [21:56] | Oh! Doopity! | |
| [21:59] | Bigger! | |
| [22:01] | Ah-vocado! | |
| [22:04] | Nature’s aloe vera. | |
| [22:06] | Oh, now I look like a cover boy for that FUNC newsletter. | |
| [22:11] | Where is that photographer? | |
| [22:14] | Climb! | |
| [22:15] | “Campers Reunite Ladderfellers”? | |
| [22:19] | But I’m the cover boy! | |
| [22:21] | Cover boy! | |
| [22:23] | Temporary Sophie, I’m promoting you to Permanent Sophie. | |
| [22:27] | You’re fired, Permanent Sophie. | |
| [22:30] | This huge satellite dish means we’ve got, like, every channel on Earth! | |
| [22:35] | Greetings, Earthlings. | |
| [22:36] | This is our last attempt to make contact. We invite you to join the– | |
| [22:40] | Boring! Change it. |