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[00:17] | At the end of last season, | |
[00:19] | George and Harold wound up with some surprising news. | |
[00:24] | Powerful stuff. | |
[00:25] | Welcome to Chattin’ Pants. | |
[00:26] | I’m your host, Rap Talkwell, and with me tonight | |
[00:29] | are the two and only George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
[00:32] | George is on the left with the tie and flattop. | |
[00:34] | -Hello. -Harold is on the right | |
[00:36] | -with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. -Hi– Wait. Is that how people know me? | |
[00:39] | Last time we saw you, you two were finally heading to summer camp. | |
[00:42] | But George was on a bus going to Camp Lake Summer Camp, | |
[00:44] | and Harold was on another bus going to Lake Summer Camp Camp! | |
[00:47] | How does that make you feel? | |
[00:48] | -Gotta say, Rap, we’re not happy. -Me, too. | |
[00:50] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
[00:52] | Hey! It’s Captain Underpants! | |
[00:55] | The My Hammy Sound Machine. | |
[00:57] | Man, that never gets old! | |
[00:59] | What about my big cliffhanger? | |
[01:01] | There’s only room for one captain on this ship, Baboonbeard. | |
[01:05] | And that’s– Whoa, whoa! | |
[01:06] | No! Ah! | |
[01:11] | -That didn’t happen. -Oh, no? | |
[01:13] | Then who’s this guy? | |
[01:15] | – Ah! – No! Whoa! | |
[01:17] | -We’ll be right back! -Come on! | |
[01:18] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
[01:20] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
[01:21] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
[01:24] | -Blah, blah, blah! -♪ Once they used the hypno-ring ♪ | |
[01:26] | ♪ And first they made him dance ♪ | |
[01:28] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
[01:31] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
[01:32] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
[01:36] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet ♪ | |
[01:37] | -♪ You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ -Blah! | |
[01:39] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
[01:42] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
[01:46] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
[01:49] | The Worrisome Wedge of the Water Warmongers! | |
[01:51] | Chapter 1: Weepaway Camp. | |
[01:53] | George and Harold were headed to different camps, | |
[01:56] | making this the worst summer of their lives. | |
[02:02] | I can’t believe I have to be here instead of indoors, | |
[02:06] | safe from the sun’s rays. | |
[02:08] | And what’s this burning sensation in my lungs? | |
[02:10] | It’s the clean mountain air. | |
[02:12] | -♪ Air! ♪ | |
[02:14] | It’s a nightmare! | |
[02:15] | I’ll never forgive you for this, Mother! | |
[02:18] | Now put my trunk in my quarters! | |
[02:23] | This camp is, like, full of dirt. | |
[02:25] | Sophie One, don’t touch anything. | |
[02:27] | -Other Sophie, vacuum the grooound. | |
[02:41] | We’re at the same camp! | |
[02:44] | -Yeah! -Awesome! | |
[02:45] | Wrong! | |
[02:47] | You’re in Camp Lake Summer Camp. | |
[02:49] | You’re in Lake Summer Camp Camp. | |
[02:52] | Whaa? But we’re in the same place! | |
[02:54] | I second that “whaa?” | |
[02:57] | Let me un-whaa it for everyone. | |
[02:59] | Krupp was hired as the camp director, | |
[03:01] | and he split the camp into two camps to get two paychecks. | |
[03:04] | That adds up to the same amount of money ’cause Krupp isn’t very bright. | |
[03:07] | One, two. What’s after two? | |
[03:10] | And the best part is you two will be separated for the entire summer! | |
[03:15] | -Ha! Good luck with that. -Yeah, nothing comes between us! | |
[03:19] | No! | |
[03:21] | Hey, it’s just a chain-link fence. | |
[03:23] | -No big deal. -Beard-Hutchins signature high-five! | |
[03:26] | No. Got stuck. | |
[03:28] | -No. | -No. |
[03:30] | No! | |
[03:33] | No! | |
[03:38] | No! | |
[03:39] | No, no, no! | |
[03:42] | No! | |
[03:44] | No! | |
[03:46] | No! | |
[03:48] | We gotta get Krupp to put us on the same side of the fence! | |
[03:50] | -That means changing his mind. -Or just get some wire cutters | |
[03:53] | and, voila, no more fence. | |
[03:55] | ‘Cause it’s a chain-link fence. | |
[03:57] | And I adore that fence because it makes them miserable! | |
[04:01] | Back to shore, Mother! | |
[04:03] | So George and Harold decided to grease Krupp’s wheels | |
[04:05] | with some good old-fashioned bribery. | |
[04:07] | Hey, Mr. Krupp! We were in the neighborhood | |
[04:09] | and thought we’d bring you a gift. | |
[04:11] | Is it my keys? I can’t find them anywhere. | |
[04:16] | No, it’s your favorites! Guac… | |
[04:18] | And chips! Camp style! | |
[04:20] | -Why is this guac white? -It’s mayonnaise. | |
[04:22] | And why do these chips look like pine cones? | |
[04:24] | ‘Cause they’re pine cones. | |
[04:25] | Hmm. | |
[04:27] | Mm. | |
[04:39] | -Now what do you want? -To be in the same camp. | |
[04:41] | I accept your camp guac, but I reject your request. | |
[04:45] | Bribery was a bust, so plan B. | |
[04:46] | -I demand you put us in the same camp! -No. | |
[04:49] | – Plan C. – I beg you! | |
[04:52] | Put us in the same camp! | |
[04:54] | – Never! What else? – Flattery. | |
[04:56] | Khaki makes you look, uh, rounder. | |
[04:59] | – Not a compliment. And, no. – Ventriloquism. | |
[05:01] | Put George and Harold in the same camp! | |
[05:03] | – I can see your lips moving. And, no! – Magic. | |
[05:09] | -Ta-da! -No! | |
[05:10] | And put me back together! | |
[05:12] | – Show tunes. – ♪ I am the pirate king! ♪ | |
[05:15] | ♪ He is the pirate king! ♪ | |
[05:16] | -No. -Aw, come on! Why not? | |
[05:18] | Because you monsters together is a recipe for a nightmare summer. | |
[05:22] | And I plan on spending my summer floating on this. | |
[05:26] | The LeisureMyLand. | |
[05:27] | – “The LeisureMyLand”? – The LeisureMyLand! | |
[05:30] | An inflatable private island I’m going to buy that’s just for me, | |
[05:34] | and you can’t visit because it’s mine and just for me, not you! | |
[05:37] | It has a beach, an ice cream shop, a petting zoo, | |
[05:40] | and the best part is it’s all rubber and it’s all mine! | |
[05:44] | So, to ensure my summer of rubbery relaxation, | |
[05:48] | not only am I keeping you apart, | |
[05:51] | I’m going to make you enemies so you stay apart! | |
[05:54] | Impossible. We’re best friends. | |
[05:56] | -We never fight! -Until now! | |
[05:58] | Because I’m pitting you against each other in a camp-versus-camp water balloon fight! | |
[06:03] | – That sounds fun! – Wrong! | |
[06:05] | According to ancient camp philosopher Moon Zu’s The Art of Camp, | |
[06:09] | “Campers at odds will become enemies for life.” | |
[06:16] | So, say your goodbyes | |
[06:17] | because your friendship is on borrowed time, | |
[06:20] | just like this guac! | |
[06:27] | Chapter 2: Endless Bummer. | |
[06:29] | “Dearest George, these two and one quarter hours | |
[06:32] | have been endless. | |
[06:33] | Oh, how I’ve suffered because I’ve spent them without you.” | |
[06:36] | “My beloved Harold, I received your letter. | |
[06:38] | Needless to say, I share your sorrow and your suffering.” | |
[06:42] | A summer without you is the coldest winter of all. | |
[06:46] | Wait, why are we writing each other letters? | |
[06:48] | -I mean, we’re right here. -But this is way more dramatic. | |
[06:51] | Hey! Lights out! | |
[06:53] | ‘Kay. | |
[06:57] | -Where are the forks? -Forks? | |
[06:59] | Behind the fence. | |
[07:00] | ♪ Forks! ♪ | |
[07:04] | First the fence, now a balloon battle? | |
[07:06] | We can’t fight just ’cause Krupp wants us to. | |
[07:08] | Or maybe we can, | |
[07:09] | and we show Krupp that George and Harold are worse apart than they are together. | |
[07:13] | I’m in! | |
[07:13] | By the way, can you squeeze a cup through the fence? | |
[07:16] | We have drinks, but no cups. | |
[07:17] | I miss cups because it made drinking | |
[07:20] | a lot less difficult and messy and sticky and stressful. | |
[07:23] | – Guys, seriously, wire-cutters. – You’ve been briefed | |
[07:26] | on the balloon battle and bestowed a bevy of balloons. | |
[07:29] | Wow, so many Bs. | |
[07:30] | But before we begin, behold your new battle bosses: | |
[07:34] | George and Harold! | |
[07:35] | -Uh, we don’t wanna be– -Winning camp gets actual toilet paper! | |
[07:40] | Let the balloon battle begin! | |
[07:49] | We’ve got to figure out how to use this to get in the same camp. | |
[07:52] | -Use what? -Use this! Rah! | |
[07:53] | Yes! | |
[07:57] | I’m happy. Do you know why I’m happy? | |
[07:59] | -You found love against all odds? -You found your keys? | |
[08:01] | No! And, no! I’m happy because Moon Zu was right. | |
[08:05] | You’re well on your way to becoming enemies! | |
[08:08] | -No way! We’re still BFFs. -For now. | |
[08:11] | But Moon Zu’s teachings say that campers apart | |
[08:13] | well may think they’re still BFFs, but they’re actually not. | |
[08:21] | Wow, that book is really specific. | |
[08:22] | And true! | |
[08:24] | So I win! | |
[08:25] | Now get out! | |
[08:27] | Wait, have you seen my keys? | |
[08:32] | – No. – Okay, now get out! | |
[08:35] | One, two, whatever comes after two. | |
[08:39] | Oh, this isn’t enough! | |
[08:41] | How can I relax if I can’t buy a LeisureMyLand? | |
[08:44] | Hmm, maybe these kids have stuff I can sell. | |
[08:53] | Cookies? Worthless! | |
[08:59] | Sunscreen? | |
[09:00] | What is this all about? | |
[09:02] | Ah! I’m blind! | |
[09:05] | And I’m choking on cookies! | |
[09:11] | Ooh! Cool owl, huh? | |
[09:20] | Help! | |
[09:22] | We need to figure out how to beat Krupp. That means we make a comic, right, George? | |
[09:25] | I keep telling you, I’m Gooch, and I miss bowls | |
[09:28] | because ice cream is supposed to be a treat, | |
[09:29] | and I can’t feel my hands. | |
[09:31] | -You wanna make a comic, huh? -Yeah, but I can’t do it without George. | |
[09:34] | Sure, you can. With me. | |
[09:37] | You mean make a comic with you instead of George? | |
[09:40] | -Yeah, I just said that. -Make a comic without George? | |
[09:42] | -I just said that. -I don’t think I can. | |
[09:43] | Too late. It’s already begun. | |
[09:46] | And the monster’s a giant sleeping bag! | |
[09:48] | What do you think, Harold? | |
[09:51] | That’s it! I can’t take your endless prattling! | |
[09:54] | -And you’re wasting paper! -Do you mind? | |
[09:55] | -We’re working here. -We? You’re talking to a mop! | |
[09:59] | Gah! You’re right! | |
[10:00] | I’m losing it! I can’t do this without Harold. | |
[10:03] | Agreed. That sackasnoreus idea is a nonstarter. | |
[10:06] | Perhaps go with something truly dangerous, like sharing your feelings, or fire. | |
[10:11] | Melvin, that actually makes sense. | |
[10:15] | Oh. Well, uh, of-of course it does. | |
[10:18] | Um, do you… | |
[10:21] | Why are you caterwauling like a wounded bison? | |
[10:23] | Do you wanna– | |
[10:26] | Do you wanna– | |
[10:28] | Do you wanna– | |
[10:30] | Do you– | |
[10:31] | Do you wanna… | |
[10:33] | Do you wanna– | |
[10:35] | Do you wanna– Do you wan– | |
[10:39] | Do you wanna– | |
[10:41] | -Do you wanna help me? -Help you what? | |
[10:43] | Do you wanna help me make a comic? | |
[10:46] | Whaa? | |
[10:50] | Make a comic? | |
[10:51] | With you? I don’t think I could do that. | |
[10:54] | Too late. It’s already begun. | |
[10:56] | -Can you draw? -Well… | |
[10:58] | Chapter 3: Captain Underpants and the Combustible Camplifire. | |
[11:02] | By George Beard and Melvin Sneedly. | |
[11:04] | One time at camp, it was time to go to bed. | |
[11:06] | But there was no water to put out the campfire | |
[11:09] | ’cause Randy was on water duty and he blew it. | |
[11:11] | So they put out the fire with fruit punch. | |
[11:12] | But the punch was 99 percent weird chemicals | |
[11:15] | like Brozitane and Polyborphitron, also Uborsitrex number seven | |
[11:20] | ’cause they got it at the Cheap Chest and, perskratch! | |
[11:23] | It turned the campfire into a monster named Camplifire! | |
[11:26] | And Camplifire was lonely, | |
[11:28] | so it tried to make friends with the campers, | |
[11:30] | but when it talked, fireballs shot out of its mouth– orszh! | |
[11:33] | And the campers were all, “Aah!” And, “It’s a fire monster!” | |
[11:36] | And, “I should’ve gone to outer space camp like my friend Terrence!” | |
[11:39] | Good thing Captain Underpants was lost in the woods nearby. | |
[11:42] | He heard the screams and was all, “Yay! They found me!” | |
[11:44] | And he flew in and saw Camplifire | |
[11:46] | and was all, “Good thing I’m wearing my fireproof undies!” | |
[11:48] | Even though he wasn’t ’cause it was Thursday. | |
[11:50] | -Seriously? -Yeah. Just go with it. | |
[11:52] | And then, Captain Underpants | |
[11:54] | landed in front of the Bonkers Balloonatic. | |
[11:58] | -And it was go time. -Go time. Yeah, keep it coming! | |
[12:00] | Captain Underpants wasn’t worried. | |
[12:02] | He was no stranger to water. | |
[12:03] | After all, he drank it, understood many people’s lack of it, | |
[12:06] | and all too often avoided bathing in it. | |
[12:08] | “Water is my jam,” he said with a gleam in his eye. | |
[12:11] | But the Balloonatic was no stranger to water, either, | |
[12:13] | because, like, he was made of it. Cray cray! | |
[12:15] | And classically not sharing natural resources | |
[12:17] | and rights with people in need. | |
[12:19] | So, advantage: Balloonatic! | |
[12:21] | Captain Underpants attacked his rubbery rival | |
[12:23] | with the Skivvy Scuffle and so on. | |
[12:25] | But the Balloonakit re– | |
[12:26] | But… | |
[12:28] | the Balloonatic repelled it with Elastic Endurance | |
[12:30] | and his Crazed Crackle, “Hoo-hee! Hoo-hee-hee!” | |
[12:33] | And his inability to see beyond his own limited, biased views, wow! | |
[12:37] | Then an idea struck the Waistband Warrior | |
[12:39] | like a bolt of lightning strikes a schooner of the privileged elite! | |
[12:42] | “The only way to beat cray cray is to be cray cray. | |
[12:44] | I’ve got to progressivize and think outside the box!” | |
[12:47] | Captain Underpants said with a gleam in his eye | |
[12:49] | and a broader worldview. | |
[12:50] | So, he put on a chicken suit and took the Balloonatic bowling, | |
[12:52] | which was pretty far outside the box. | |
[12:55] | The Balloonatic was so bad, | |
[12:56] | Captain Underpants had to put personal feelings aside | |
[12:58] | and stop, show compassion, and taught the weepy Balloonatic | |
[13:01] | to become a world-class professional bowler | |
[13:04] | and promote clean water for all and junk. | |
[13:06] | “Sure glad I held on to this chicken suit, outside the box,” | |
[13:09] | Captain Underpants said with a gleam in his eye, bawk! | |
[13:13] | Why did it have to end? | |
[13:16] | -I figured out how to beat Krupp! -Me, too! | |
[13:18] | -We need to think outside the box! -We need to find him a friend! | |
[13:23] | Wait. You made a comic without me? | |
[13:29] | ♪ You made a comic with another ♪ | |
[13:32] | ♪ So unfaithful ♪ | |
[13:34] | ♪ Just take a look at all these pages ♪ | |
[13:38] | ♪ Of betrayal ♪ | |
[13:39] | Dressy! | |
[13:40] | Sorry, I just love songs about betrayal. ♪ Betrayal! ♪ | |
[13:44] | I can’t believe you made a comic without me. That’s our thing! | |
[13:47] | It came out pretty good, right? Hope you’re cool we worked together. | |
[13:50] | Don’t worry, George. | |
[13:52] | Harold, he made a lateral move. | |
[13:55] | You upgraded! | |
[13:56] | Melvin? How could you make a comic with our worst enemy? | |
[13:59] | Me? How could you make a comic with Erica? | |
[14:02] | What’s the big deal? We’ve worked with her before. | |
[14:04] | Yes, we. Not you, alone! | |
[14:06] | You crossed the line, man! | |
[14:08] | No, you crossed the line, man! | |
[14:10] | We’re no longer BFFs. We’re WEEs! | |
[14:13] | Yeah, we are! | |
[14:14] | Wait, what’s a WEE? | |
[14:15] | -Worst enemies eternally. -Oh, yeah, we are! | |
[14:18] | -Know what this means? -Thanksgiving is canceled? | |
[14:20] | Yes! And war! | |
[14:22] | Balloon war! | |
[14:24] | Ha! | |
[14:25] | This is going perfectly! | |
[14:26] | You are the man, Moon Zu! | |
[14:28] | And this camp guac is growing on me. | |
[14:31] | Mm. | |
[14:38] | The only thing missing is my keys. | |
[14:49] | Chapter 4: To the Bitter Friend. | |
[14:51] | Guys, time to take this balloon battle up a notch. | |
[14:53] | We’re going to attack Camp Lake Summer Camp | |
[14:56] | here, here, and here. | |
[14:57] | We’re Camp Lake Summer Camp. | |
[14:59] | Oh, then we’re attacking Lake Summer Camp Camp. | |
[15:02] | The point is these attacks are a diversion for our secret weapon. | |
[15:05] | -Harold? -You mean Melvin. | |
[15:06] | -Oh. Right, heh, Melvin. -Thanks, buddy! | |
[15:10] | There’s no better way to crush the spirit of our enemies | |
[15:13] | than to use their own ideas to defeat them. | |
[15:16] | Behold! | |
[15:17] | A giant water balloon robot inspired by Harold’s feeble comic, | |
[15:22] | the H2Obliterator 2000! | |
[15:25] | It looks like a dead bouncy house. | |
[15:27] | ♪ Dead! ♪ | |
[15:30] | Because I haven’t filled it yet, mitten lint! | |
[15:32] | Anyhoo, I’ve programmed it to invade the enemy camp | |
[15:35] | and drench them into oblivion. | |
[15:37] | Right, pal? | |
[15:39] | Uh… | |
[15:40] | For Lake Summer Camp Camp! | |
[15:43] | -No, that’s them. -We need a chart or something. | |
[15:45] | Lieutenant Wang has some interesting intel. | |
[15:47] | -Colonel. -Whatever you want. | |
[15:48] | Honestly, I know nothing about ranks. | |
[15:50] | I wanna be a captain. | |
[15:52] | Sophie One, you’re a co-captaaain. | |
[15:55] | -Other Sophie, you’re a court marshal. -Works for me. Anyone else? | |
[16:00] | I’d like to be an admiral, but I haven’t earned that. | |
[16:02] | So until I do, I’ll be a corporal punishment. | |
[16:04] | Done. So, Erica, what’d you learn about the other camp? | |
[16:07] | They built the Balloonatic from our comic, and we’re gonna hack it. | |
[16:10] | -For Camp Lake Summer Camp! -Oh, my Gaaar! | |
[16:15] | That’s the other camp! | |
[16:16] | It is? Well, which camp are we? Can someone make a chart or something? | |
[16:19] | I would, but I don’t want to get sauce on the chart, | |
[16:22] | and my hands are burning and I miss plates. | |
[16:24] | For plates! Wait, why are you wearing a poncho? | |
[16:27] | My first shirt is wet, and my cool owl shirt is missing, | |
[16:30] | and this is all I have left. | |
[16:33] | Not sure how you beat me, but you did. | |
[16:37] | You know, I own this LeisureMyLand. | |
[16:39] | It’s all mine. | |
[16:40] | And don’t worry about George and Harold because I turned them into mortal enemies. | |
[16:44] | Not that you asked. | |
[16:45] | Oh! | |
[16:47] | Quick! Call an inflatable doctor! | |
[16:52] | Wait, where’d the lake go? | |
[17:00] | I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that. | |
[17:04] | And… nap. | |
[17:07] | Camp Lake Summer Camp, surrender, | |
[17:09] | or you’ll be soaked beyond your wildest dreams! | |
[17:12] | You surrender first! | |
[17:13] | Why should we surrender? We have the H2Obliterator. | |
[17:16] | 2000! | |
[17:20] | Correction, you had the H2Obliterator. | |
[17:23] | Now it’s ours. | |
[17:27] | Melvin, why is it doing that? | |
[17:28] | He must’ve hacked the rubber drive and wiped the rubberratrix! | |
[17:32] | -What? I didn’t make him do that. -It was dark when I hacked that thing. | |
[17:35] | -It’s gone bonkers. -Like in our comic book! | |
[17:38] | Yes! But be less happy about it! | |
[17:40] | Whoa! | |
[17:42] | Balloon robots are so over! | |
[17:44] | Sophie One, let’s hide under an umbrella! | |
[17:46] | Other Sophie, be an umbrella! | |
[17:52] | We need Captain Underpants before both camps are swamped. | |
[17:54] | -Truce? -Truce. | |
[17:56] | Only until we know we’re not H2Obliterated. | |
[17:58] | Deal. | |
[18:01] | Mr. Krupp, are you okay? | |
[18:02] | Better than okay because I’m asleep, so I can’t hear the camp being destroyed! | |
[18:07] | Also, how’s your enemyship going? | |
[18:11] | ♪ Tra-la-lake! ♪ | |
[18:13] | – Wait, don’t lakes usually have water? – Yup! | |
[18:16] | -That balloon-bot took it all! -Well, then I’ve got a balloon to burst! | |
[18:19] | Just in case the thing springs a leak, wear this. | |
[18:22] | Thanks! | |
[18:23] | For lakes! | |
[18:25] | -Where’d you get that? -Have you guys seen a poncho? | |
[18:28] | Someone stole it off my body when I wasn’t looking. | |
[18:30] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
[18:32] | You’re going down, balloon guy. | |
[18:34] | But can you twist yourself into a giraffe first? Or a duck? | |
[18:37] | Anything, please? No? | |
[18:39] | Okay, then! | |
[18:41] | Chapter 5: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter | |
[18:43] | in Balloon Animal-O-Rama. | |
[18:45] | Because it’s not a party without balloon animals. | |
[18:47] | Kids, I hope you’re having fun at Scott’s birthday! | |
[18:52] | Who wants Gigglenose to make balloon animals? | |
[18:55] | It’s Captain Underpants and a dog! | |
[18:58] | Whoopsie-doopsie! | |
[18:59] | That dog went rogue! | |
[19:01] | What about a unicorn? | |
[19:05] | Whoa, Nelly! | |
[19:07] | That’s balloon assault! | |
[19:09] | Let’s try a palm tree! | |
[19:12] | And that’s balloonicide! | |
[19:15] | So, old Gigglenose has gotta hit the road. | |
[19:18] | Happy birthday, Scott! | |
[19:19] | Kids, in my day, clowns was funny! | |
[19:22] | -Ooh, what? -They– | |
[19:25] | He’s so rubbery! | |
[19:26] | My punches bounce off of him and hit me, like this! | |
[19:30] | Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh… | |
[19:34] | – We need a new plan. – Yup. | |
[19:35] | We need to think outside the box, like in my comic. | |
[19:38] | Or maybe Balloonatic needs a friend, like in my comic– a water friend. | |
[19:42] | Or an outside-the-box friend, like a fire friend. | |
[19:45] | Like Camplifire! | |
[19:47] | Melvin, how fast can you create a giant campfire monster? | |
[19:50] | -Time me. -♪ Melvin! ♪ | |
[19:54] | Six minutes. Not bad. | |
[19:56] | Because we’re a great team. | |
[19:58] | We’re Melvin and George. | |
[19:59] | Melvorge! Or Gelvin. | |
[20:02] | Your choice. | |
[20:03] | So, when Camplifire and Balloonatic hug, the fire will burst the balloon… | |
[20:08] | And the water will put out the fire! | |
[20:10] | Hey, Camplifire! Why don’t you go say hi to Balloonatic? | |
[20:13] | You’re both giant monsters! | |
[20:14] | Yeah, you probably have a lot of giant monster stuff to talk about. | |
[20:20] | I don’t get it. Camplifire and Balloonatic aren’t gelling! | |
[20:22] | They are water and fire, so we’ll have to force the friendship. | |
[20:26] | -Captain Underpants, group hug! -I was gonna do that anyway. | |
[20:30] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
[20:31] | You know, I’ve never met a problem that couldn’t be solved by a hug. | |
[20:35] | Hug like you mean it! | |
[20:36] | I’m hugging with all my tighty-whitey mighty! | |
[20:39] | Tighty-er! | |
[20:43] | Time to hug like a family that actually likes each other! | |
[20:48] | Maximum squeeze! | |
[20:54] | In less than 48 hours, you’ve destroyed both camps! | |
[20:59] | -And we’re just getting started. -Because we’re at war! | |
[21:01] | So war. | |
[21:02] | No more! Moon Zu’s a liar! | |
[21:04] | You’re way worse apart, | |
[21:06] | so I’m putting you both in Lake Summer Camp Camp | |
[21:09] | and making you friends again! | |
[21:10] | No! | |
[21:11] | Yes! Now get out! Together! | |
[21:15] | Now I can finally rela– Ah! | |
[21:21] | Hey! My keys! | |
[21:26] | It worked! We fooled everyone! | |
[21:28] | And we got exactly what we wanted! | |
[21:30] | George and Harold were pretending to fight | |
[21:33] | so Krupp would put them in the same camp. | |
[21:34] | “Camp Director Krupp’s Office. No Fun Allowed.” | |
[21:38] | – “Fart in Krupp’s Office.” – “Now.” | |
[21:41] | So good. | |
[21:42] | I still can’t believe I made a comic with Melvin. | |
[21:44] | Ha, can’t wait to read it. | |
[21:48] | -♪ You made a comic with another ♪ -♪ So unfaithful ♪ | |
[21:52] | -Dressy! -Uh, sorry! | |
[21:54] | ♪ More betrayal! ♪ | |
[21:58] | Gotta say, Melvin actually has comic skills. | |
[22:00] | Let’s tell him in the morning. | |
[22:02] | And I’ll tell Erica her storytelling was pretty good, too. | |
[22:04] | Pretty good? Try great. | |
[22:06] | And no need to tell me because I already know. | |
[22:09] | Just like I know about your fake war. | |
[22:12] | Good night. | |
[22:14] | Man, she’s like a ninja. | |
[22:16] | A really confident ninja. | |
[22:17] | Well, tomorrow’s the first day of the best summer of our lives. | |
[22:21] | – And nothing can ruin it. – Why do they do that? | |
[22:25] | Morning, Harold! | |
[22:26] | Morning, George! | |
[22:29] | – Oh, no. – Good morning, boys! | |
[22:31] | Melvin filled me in on your little scheme. | |
[22:33] | Clever. So I’ve re-separated you, | |
[22:36] | but this time with a big, beautiful wall. | |
[22:39] | No! |