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| [00:25] | Okay, and, uh, tell us your story. | |
| [00:29] | The first time I got my period, | |
| [00:30] | I was watching A Clockwork Orange | |
| [00:32] | with my brother and his friends. | |
| [00:34] | Ugh, opening night of my first show in high school. | |
| [00:37] | 14 years old. | |
| [00:39] | – I think I was 13. – Fourteen. | |
| [00:41] | January 13, 1976… First day I bled. | |
| [00:43] | Shame. My mom never spoke to me about it. | |
| [00:46] | “Menu-strating.” And I’m like, “Mena-what?” | |
| [00:48] | It makes you feel alive, and it makes you feel young. | |
| [00:51] | “We’re going to red China. Do you need a bomber?” | |
| [00:53] | “No, I need a flat ship.” | |
| [00:55] | I’m gonna be, like, 75 with my best friends | |
| [00:56] | that I’ve known for, like, 45 years going, | |
| [00:59] | “Oh, does anyone have a tampon?” | |
| [01:00] | And they’re just gonna roll their eyes. | |
| [01:02] | But I really wasn’t too… too sure | |
| [01:04] | what was happening, but yeah, specifically, | |
| [01:07] | Clockwork Orange is vivid in my memory. | |
| [01:09] | It sucks to have a period, | |
| [01:11] | it sucks to have a baby, it sucks to have menopause. | |
| [01:15] | If I could go back and do it again, | |
| [01:17] | I think I would’ve been a boy. | |
| [01:24] | Whoa! | |
| [01:35] | Let’s get up. | |
| [01:36] | – Get up. Get up. – Okay. | |
| [01:37] | Keep going, keep going. Hold hands. | |
| [01:39] | Yes! We made it out! We made it out! | |
| [01:42] | Beat the crowd. Beat the crowd. | Beat the crowd. |
| [01:44] | No, no, no. Oh, God. | |
| [01:47] | Mom, can I get another hot dog? | |
| [01:49] | Guess not. Everything’s closed. | |
| [01:51] | Shitfire. | |
| [01:52] | Nice mouth. | |
| [01:54] | Okay. This fun? | |
| [01:57] | – Mom, I’m not getting… – What? Oh. | |
| [01:59] | – Mom, look at me. – Okay. | |
| [02:01] | I’m not getting onto an elevator like sardines. | |
| [02:03] | I can’t. No. No, no, no. Too claustro. | |
| [02:06] | – I’m not… I’m not kidding. – Damn it! Come on. | |
| [02:08] | Wait. Be careful. | |
| [02:10] | Oof. | |
| [02:12] | Hug the wall. | |
| [02:14] | Duke! Stay together. | |
| [02:16] | Ow. | |
| [02:23] | I have to go to the bathroom. | |
| [02:25] | Oh, Jesus. | |
| [02:33] | You good? Jesus, did you have, like, ten beers? | |
| [02:36] | God. | |
| [02:39] | Good job. | |
| [02:42] | All right. | |
| [02:45] | Pull your pants up. Let’s go. | |
| [02:51] | Come on. Come-come on. | |
| [02:58] | _ | |
| [03:03] | _ | |
| [03:16] | You know what, come here. | |
| [03:19] | Hi. Hi. Hi. Excuse me. | |
| [03:21] | What’s the holdup? | |
| [03:22] | We can’t seem to get out of here. | |
| [03:25] | Well, the president’s downtown, so, traffic’s backed for miles. | |
| [03:28] | This could be hours before it clears. | |
| [03:30] | Oh. Awesome. | |
| [03:32] | – I know who you are. – Mm. | |
| [03:34] | You’re the lady from Communion Corporation. | |
| [03:37] | Oh, actually, no, that’s not me. That’s Constance Zimmer. | |
| [03:41] | – Yeah? – Another actor. Yeah. | |
| [03:43] | I’m sorry. I mean, she’s great. | |
| [03:45] | – Yeah, she’s great. – She was in Sole de la Luna. | |
| [03:48] | And she was the voice of the dog in Penis Envy. | |
| [03:53] | – Thanks, Murray. – I knew I knew you from something. | |
| [03:56] | – God, you were so good in that. – Hmm. | |
| [03:58] | – ¿Hablas español, sí? – Sí, un poquito. | |
| [04:00] | Que bueno. | |
| [04:02] | Can we take a picture, you know, for my wife? | |
| [04:04] | – Oh. | – Oh. Oh, of course. I’ll take it. |
| [04:07] | Okay… | |
| [04:12] | Okay. Thank you. | |
| [04:13] | Damn. Your mom is so funny. | |
| [04:16] | – You’re lucky. – Mm. | |
| [04:17] | You must laugh all the time. | |
| [04:19] | Well, he does ’cause I’m not his mom. | |
| [04:22] | She hates me. | |
| [04:23] | Cool. You know, I’m done for the night. | |
| [04:27] | I can get you guys out of here | |
| [04:28] | and take you to the train station. | |
| [04:30] | Oh, um… | |
| [04:32] | that’s, um… | |
| [04:34] | Yeah. I understand. | |
| [04:37] | At least let me walk you out of here. | |
| [04:38] | I can get you to a better place to catch a cab. | |
| [04:41] | Okay. | |
| [04:42] | That’d be good. Thank you. | |
| [04:45] | – What are doing? We don’t know… – It’s fine. Come on. | |
| [04:47] | We got to get out of here. | |
| [04:57] | Mom, how much further? | |
| [04:58] | My feet hurt. I’m hungry. | |
| [05:01] | It’s just up there. | |
| [05:04] | I don’t mind the walk. | |
| [05:06] | I’m kind of used to it now. | |
| [05:08] | It’s ’cause they don’t give the staff parking spots, | |
| [05:10] | so we got to find parking where we can. | |
| [05:13] | Then the club just pays for our tickets. | |
| [05:17] | Listen to the roosters. | |
| [05:26] | Yeah. | |
| [05:29] | That’s the one they put here this morning, and, | |
| [05:31] | uh, this is a new one. | |
| [05:35] | So, you guys want a ride out of here or… | |
| [05:37] | Yeah, um… just go. | |
| [05:42] | Murray, go. | |
| [05:43] | Duke, take him over to the side of the… | |
| [05:47] | Yeah, do you…? | |
| [05:50] | Do you mind if we call your wife really quickly? | |
| [05:53] | No offense. I just, you know… | |
| [05:57] | Por supuesto. | |
| [05:59] | Okay, thank you. | |
| [06:02] | Hola, mi amor. | |
| [06:04] | ¿Mi amor? Estupido. | |
| [06:06] | Come on, coño. Mi amor, bullshit. | |
| [06:10] | – Hey. – Hey, you’re working late tonight. | |
| [06:12] | – Oh, hey. – Hi. | |
| [06:14] | Oh. Oh, didn’t know you had company. | |
| [06:15] | Anything else going on this weekend? | |
| [06:17] | Trabajo, trabajo, trabajo. | |
| [06:20] | Eso. Good guy. Good guy. | |
| [06:22] | Well, get these kids home safe. | |
| [06:23] | Bye, kiddos. All right. | |
| [06:25] | – Have a good night. – Adios. | |
| [06:26] | Bye-bye. One out! | |
| [06:29] | Whoa. Isn’t this crazy, guys? | |
| [06:31] | We got, like, a police escort. | |
| [06:33] | We got the moves like Jagger. | |
| [06:46] | ♪ Your hands keep turning lighter shades of white ♪ | |
| [06:51] | ♪ The color of the temperature ♪ | |
| [06:53] | ♪ That’s dropping every night ♪ | |
| [06:56] | ♪ And skin keeps turning different shades of red ♪ | |
| [07:01] | ♪ The colors of the other voice ♪ | |
| [07:03] | ♪ That’s swimming in your head… ♪ | |
| [07:07] | Where’s your dad at? | |
| [07:09] | Oh. Uh, he’s not around. | |
| [07:13] | I don’t have a dad. | |
| [07:15] | He’s not my brother. | |
| [07:18] | I get it. | |
| [07:20] | Next time… | |
| [07:22] | marry a Mexican. | |
| [07:24] | We tend to stick around. | |
| [07:26] | ♪ Make yourself at home again… ♪ | |
| [07:29] | Órale. | |
| [07:31] | ♪ Your body will be whole again ♪ | |
| [07:33] | ♪ Your body will be whole again ♪ | |
| [07:35] | ♪ Make yourself at home again ♪ | |
| [07:38] | ♪ Count your blessings, one to ten ♪ | |
| [07:42] | Well, this was incredibly kind. | |
| [07:45] | And fun. | |
| [07:46] | – Right? – Yeah. | |
| [07:48] | Thank you so much. | |
| [07:49] | – No. No, no, no. – That’s for you. Yes. | |
| [07:51] | Yes, yes, yes. I insist. | |
| [07:53] | Pay off one of those parking tickets. | |
| [07:55] | – El gusto es mio. – Thank you. | |
| [07:58] | Thanks, Fortunato. | |
| [07:59] | – Thanks, Fort. – Be cool, kid. | |
| [08:02] | – Bye! | – Bye! |
| [08:06] | We’re gonna get food soon. | |
| [08:08] | I know that, dude. | |
| [08:10] | We’re gonna get food very soon. Don’t worry. | |
| [08:14] | – Here you go, love. – Thank you. | |
| [08:19] | – Hi. – Hi, dear. | |
| [08:23] | I love your coat. | |
| [08:25] | Mm. I love your youth. | |
| [08:27] | So you just cruise around L.A. all day | |
| [08:30] | and make people food in this? | |
| [08:32] | – Yup. – Damn. | |
| [08:33] | This is the perfect job for me. | |
| [08:35] | Yeah, I love it. | |
| [08:36] | I’ve worked in kitchens all my life, | |
| [08:38] | but there’s nothing better than taking great food on the road. | |
| [08:40] | Mmm. This is so good. | |
| [08:43] | It’s my mom’s recipe. | |
| [08:45] | Your mom’s? I love it. | |
| [08:47] | Well, you seem very smart. | |
| [08:49] | And like you know about a lot of things. Do you? | |
| [08:54] | Yeah. | |
| [08:55] | I can see the future. | |
| [08:59] | Really? | |
| [09:01] | Is there gonna be a future? | |
| [09:03] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [09:04] | I never want to get married or have kids. | |
| [09:07] | Do I? | |
| [09:09] | Get married and have kids? | |
| [09:11] | Well, I never did, and I had a really good life. | |
| [09:15] | I’ve known many good men. | |
| [09:17] | They gave me music, love, oh, danger… | |
| [09:21] | ideas, adventures. | |
| [09:24] | It shaped me. | |
| [09:26] | But at the end of a day, | |
| [09:28] | I prefer being alone. | |
| [09:31] | Being alone and being able to feel good with yourself… | |
| [09:36] | That’s the ticket. | |
| [09:38] | You’re beautiful. | |
| [09:40] | I-I… | |
| [09:42] | I mean, I-I love your hair and your face | |
| [09:45] | and-and your clothes. | |
| [09:47] | And… | |
| [09:49] | and you smell so good. | |
| [09:51] | Oh, goodness, well, you… | |
| [09:53] | You make me feel very special. | |
| [09:57] | Well, you know what they say. | |
| [09:59] | One compliment from a woman is worth | |
| [10:02] | a thousand compliments from a man. | |
| [10:05] | Yeah. | |
| [10:08] | You know what my mom says about men? | |
| [10:10] | No. What’s that? | |
| [10:12] | Someone else’s problem. | |
| [10:14] | Duker! | |
| [10:15] | Is that your mom? | |
| [10:17] | – Car’s here. – Coming, Mom. | |
| [10:19] | You’re not so bad yourself. | |
| [10:20] | Well, it was really nice to meet… | |
| [10:29] | Duke! | |
| [10:30] | – Thank you so much. – You’re so welcome. | |
| [10:33] | Here, baby. | |
| [10:34] | Okay. | |
| [10:36] | Thank you, Adall. | |
| [10:38] | – Bye, Sam. – See ya later. | |
| [10:40] | Come on, guys. | |
| [10:43] | – How do you… – Don’t look, don’t look. | |
| [10:44] | Wait, how do you know it’s human? | |
| [10:45] | Well, where are people supposed to poop in L.A.? | |
| [10:47] | It could be… Wait, how do you know | |
| [10:48] | – it’s human? – I mean, if you’re homeless and… | |
| [10:49] | Hi. For? | |
| [10:51] | Sam Fox? | |
| [10:52] | That’s us! | |
| [10:54] | I have two rules for riding in my car. | |
| [10:57] | Oh, totally. | |
| [10:59] | – We’re gonna throw the drinks away. – Oh. | |
| [11:00] | Uh-uh. | |
| [11:02] | One: you have to smile. | |
| [11:05] | Two: | |
| [11:07] | you have to sing. | |
| [11:13] | Let’s sing! | |
| [11:14] | – Oh, my God. | – Oh, my God. |
| [11:17] | – Yes! – Okay, now we’re gonna have fun. | |
| [11:21] | – Everybody in? – Oh, my… This… Mom, | |
| [11:22] | did you do this on purpose? | |
| [11:24] | I didn’t have anything to do with it. | |
| [11:26] | This is for you. | |
| [11:27] | – Let’s sing. – Thank you. | |
| [11:28] | – One for you. – Fun! | |
| [11:29] | – Wow. – I’m gonna get the moods going. | |
| [11:31] | – Where’s mine? Yeah! – Oh, my… No! | |
| [11:34] | – Is this cool, Murray? – Yes. | |
| [11:36] | What’s your name? | |
| [11:37] | My name is Eliyas. | |
| [11:38] | – Eliyas! – Yay! | |
| [11:40] | Hooray! | |
| [11:42] | ♪ Mother told me ♪ | |
| [11:44] | ♪ Yes, she told me ♪ | |
| [11:45] | ♪ I’d meet girls like you ♪ | |
| [11:49] | ♪ She also told me ♪ | |
| [11:51] | ♪ “Stay away, you’ll never know ♪ | |
| [11:54] | ♪ What you’ll catch” ♪ | |
| [11:56] | ♪ Mommy’s all right ♪ | |
| [11:58] | ♪ Daddy’s all right ♪ | |
| [12:00] | ♪ They just seem a little weird ♪ | |
| [12:03] | ♪ Surrender ♪ | |
| [12:05] | ♪ Surrender, but don’t… ♪ | |
| [12:43] | ♪ Mommy’s all right… ♪ | |
| [12:45] | ♪ Mommy’s all right… ♪ | |
| [12:48] | Are you having fun? | |
| [12:53] | Yeah! Yeah, Murray! | |
| [13:30] | – Should I start? Okay. – Yeah, um, we’re almost set. | |
| [13:33] | Uh, do I-do I just start talking? | |
| [13:35] | What was it like first getting your period | |
| [13:37] | – and then last getting your period? – Mmm. | |
| [13:41] | Your thoughts about be-being attractive, | |
| [13:44] | how you feel the world sees you. | |
| [13:46] | Oh, my… | |
| [13:48] | I’m at the end of my womanhood, | |
| [13:51] | and I’m having | |
| [13:53] | the greatest sexual love affair of my life. | |
| [13:56] | That’s probably the only good thing about menopause | |
| [13:58] | is the sex afterwards is amazing. | |
| [14:02] | I’m a horny gal. | |
| [14:03] | I’m a horny 62-year-old. | |
| [14:04] | It was like a missile went up my vagina. | |
| [14:07] | It was so painful. | |
| [14:09] | I think it’s the greatest thing in the world | |
| [14:11] | to not have a period. | |
| [14:13] | I’ll get it every other three weeks, | |
| [14:14] | then I won’t get it for three months. | |
| [14:16] | I never had vagina upkeep before. | |
| [14:18] | This is new. | |
| [14:19] | I’m 65. Uh, I’m in a relationship | |
| [14:22] | for the first time, really, in my life. | |
| [14:25] | Uh, he loves me a lot. | |
| [14:27] | Tells me I’m beautiful all the time, | |
| [14:28] | and I’m not really comfortable with that. | |
| [14:32] | It’s not good. | |
| [14:33] | It’s not good. None of it’s good. | |
| [14:35] | I sweat. I’m grumpy. | |
| [14:37] | It’s an inferno coming from deep inside of you. | |
| [14:41] | Putting it on, taking it off, putting it on. | |
| [14:43] | I am comfortable with myself from the ankles down. | |
| [14:46] | I have really good ankles. | |
| [14:47] | I always have this image of what’s normal for me, | |
| [14:51] | and when I look into the mirror now… | |
| [14:54] | it’s not who I am. | |
| [15:01] | Honestly, I have always… | |
| [15:03] | In every fairy tale, in every childhood movie… | |
| [15:05] | I’ve always been drawn to the crone or the witch, | |
| [15:09] | and I’ve always found them the most interesting. | |
| [15:11] | They have interesting faces. | |
| [15:13] | And I remember, distinctly, being at a bar, | |
| [15:16] | and no one looked at me. No one noticed me. | |
| [15:19] | It was literally like I was Casper the ghost, | |
| [15:21] | looking through me. | |
| [15:22] | I peaked a little too early, I think. | |
| [15:24] | He was advocating that because I was older, | |
| [15:29] | I was hard up for action and would welcome | |
| [15:31] | being sexually assaulted on the street. | |
| [15:34] | And that was the first time that I realized | |
| [15:36] | I was no longer the cute girl at work. | |
| [15:39] | And then I’m like, “Oh, so I should feel bad | |
| [15:42] | about not being abused on the subway?” | |
| [15:45] | That’s super twisted. | |
| [15:47] | On the other hand… | |
| [15:49] | it feels weird. | |
| [15:51] | And I feel like I’m becoming more beautiful | |
| [15:53] | because I’m becoming more myself. | |
| [15:56] | That’s how I feel. | |
| [16:02] | I got my period when I was 12 years old. | |
| [16:04] | I actually felt like it was a cool thing, | |
| [16:07] | like my body had this ability | |
| [16:10] | to do something incredible. | |
| [16:13] | Like I was a part of something bigger than just myself. | |
| [16:16] | I was now considered a woman. | |
| [16:19] | But what I didn’t realize then | |
| [16:21] | was that to be a woman in the world | |
| [16:23] | is to be built up and then let down. | |
| [16:27] | They’d cut us or sell us or marry us off. | |
| [16:30] | You’re primed, and you’re prepped and abused | |
| [16:32] | and adored and harassed and worshipped, | |
| [16:35] | and then… | |
| [16:38] | it all stops. | |
| [16:39] | All of it. | |
| [16:41] | We even age out of the bad things, | |
| [16:42] | like being fetishized or diminished | |
| [16:45] | or talked down to. | |
| [16:47] | It’s even worse. | |
| [16:49] | You’re invisible, | |
| [16:51] | and you’re literally left hunched over and alone | |
| [16:54] | with Santa’s belly and a beard to boot | |
| [16:58] | walking around, shrinking, thinking, | |
| [16:59] | “What just happened?” | |
| [17:04] | You retreat. | |
| [17:05] | You’re shamed. You’re unseen. | |
| [17:08] | No one has prepared you for it, | |
| [17:11] | and no one ever tells women this is gonna happen. | |
| [17:14] | Our prize in the goody bag | |
| [17:18] | after everyone has had their fill of us | |
| [17:19] | is shingles, thin bones, whiskers and bunions. | |
| [17:24] | You’re not viable. | |
| [17:25] | But if you have daughters, | |
| [17:27] | you feel it even more because the world wants them now. | |
| [17:32] | Then… | |
| [17:34] | menopause. | |
| [17:35] | It’s the grossest thing in the world. | |
| [17:37] | Nobody wants to hear about it, | |
| [17:39] | which is why nobody ever prepared you for it. | |
| [17:42] | You’re a lady. | |
| [17:43] | You’re supposed to be pretty and attractive. | |
| [17:47] | Even the Dalai Lama was like, | |
| [17:49] | “Eh, it’s not great if a woman is… ugh.” | |
| [17:55] | I mean, even for the Dalai Lama, you got to be cute. | |
| [17:59] | “Yes. | |
| [18:00] | “Inner beauty is most important. | |
| [18:03] | But still, attractive.” | |
| [18:06] | I mean, even the fucking Dalai Lama let us down. | |
| [18:11] | Why don’t we all say this to each other? | |
| [18:14] | Women have to say this to each other. | |
| [18:16] | Women are afraid to talk to each other. | |
| [18:19] | Women should be brothers to each other. | |
| [18:22] | We have to be brothers to each other. | |
| [18:25] | I’ve got chills. | |
| [18:27] | My mind is blown open. | |
| [18:30] | Sam Fox reporting from the front lines | |
| [18:33] | of being a woman. | |
| [18:35] | Period. Menopause. | |
| [18:37] | Sam Fox! | |
| [18:40] | – Brilliant. Oh, my God. – That’s it for our show. | |
| [18:42] | – I’m gonna go home… – I’m so fucking proud of you. | |
| [18:44] | – Really? – Yeah. | |
| [18:45] | Mom, that was really, really good. | |
| [18:48] | So funny with the, like… um, what’s it called? | |
| [18:50] | Like, witness protection face voice. | |
| [18:52] | Yes. | |
| [18:53] | Damn, Mom. | |
| [18:55] | You have balls. | |
| [18:56] | Well… | |
| [18:58] | Eggs. Eggs. She got eggs. | |
| [19:00] | – Does she, though? – No, | |
| [19:01] | she don’t got no eggs no more. | |
| [19:04] | Word. | |
| [19:05] | Like, I don’t know, it was just, | |
| [19:07] | like, powerful how you said it and… | |
| [19:09] | – Thank you. – Yeah. | |
| [19:10] | I didn’t know that’s, like, how you felt. | |
| [19:12] | – Well, you know. – I like the Dalai Lama bit. | |
| [19:15] | – That was hilarious. – Yeah, that was so good. | |
| [19:16] | – Right? – The Dalai Lama. | |
| [19:18] | Yeah. | |
| [19:19] | He should get, uh, reincarnated as an elderly lady. | |
| [19:22] | – Yeah. Yeah. | – Yeah. |
| [19:24] | – Like, in a tenement flat. – Yeah. | |
| [19:26] | With long, hangy tits. | |
| [19:28] | – Uh-huh. Perfect. – Oh, my God. | |
| [19:29] | When he just looks in the mirror and, “Aah!” | |
| [19:31] | It’s like Freaky Friday. | |
| [19:33] | – Yeah. – Like, “No!” | |
| [19:40] | We’ll see… Oh, yeah. | |
| [20:23] | Um… | |
| [20:34] | I’m very sorry. | |
| [20:35] | I feel terrible. | |
| [20:37] | Why do you feel terrible? | |
| [20:38] | I feel like we’re burying the hatchet. | |
| [20:40] | I don’t know how to tell you this, | |
| [20:43] | but the girls aren’t here. | |
| [20:46] | All of them? | |
| [20:56] | This isn’t a trick, I swear to God. | |
| [20:59] | They all said they were gonna be here. | |
| [21:01] | I don’t know what happened. | |
| [21:05] | No! | |
| [21:17] | Do you… | |
| [21:18] | want to come in? | |
| [21:22] | Let me put it this way. | |
| [21:25] | I would like it if you still stayed. | |
| [21:28] | I cooked. | |
| [21:30] | Mm… | |
| [21:35] | Hey, man. | |
| [21:37] | Hi. | |
| [21:40] | Sucks that the girls aren’t here. | |
| [21:42] | Come in. | |
| [21:44] | Let’s smoke the peace pipe. | |
| [21:50] | – Yeah, why not? – Okay. | |
| [21:55] | Okay. | |
| [22:05] | Hello! | |
| [22:06] | – Oh. – Hoo roo. | |
| [22:08] | – Oh, hi, Mom. – Well, hello. | |
| [22:10] | Hello, Phil. | |
| [22:12] | – Hello, darling. – How you feeling? | |
| [22:14] | Knock wood. | |
| [22:16] | – Let me pour you a drink. – Mm. | |
| [22:18] | Hello, I’m Phyllis. | |
| [22:22] | Phyllis, it’s Xander. | |
| [22:24] | Oh. | |
| [22:26] | I hadn’t realized. | |
| [22:28] | I just saw you at Frankie’s event. | |
| [22:29] | What are you here for? | |
| [22:32] | Um, I invited him for dinner. | |
| [22:35] | Oh, really? | |
| [22:37] | Where are the girls? Have they eaten already? | |
| [22:39] | They’re… not here. | |
| [22:41] | I actually don’t know where they are. | |
| [22:45] | Ooh, isn’t this a dry rub? | |
| [22:48] | So you came for dinner | |
| [22:49] | and the girls were to be here. | |
| [22:51] | Touch of one’s own medicine. | |
| [22:53] | Quite, isn’t it? Well… | |
| [22:55] | That’s being a sport and not having sour grapes. | |
| [22:59] | This calls for some schnapps. | |
| [23:02] | I’ll pop over to my house | |
| [23:04] | and get a bottle of slivovitz. | |
| [23:06] | Way to buck up, old man. | |
| [23:08] | Got to deal with the consequences, haven’t we just? | |
| [23:17] | Won’t be long. | |
| [23:22] | And… | |
| [23:25] | – let’s have some more wine. – Yes, please, okay. | |
| [23:27] | – Any top offs? – Yes. | |
| [23:29] | Phyllis is looking great. | |
| [23:31] | Is that what you got out of that? | |
| [23:32] | – Salud. – Salud. | |
| [23:34] | Yes, way to buck up, old man. | |
| [23:37] | Bit of a dry rub. | |
| [23:39] | I mean, come on… | |
| [23:40] | Xander, seriously, I mean, | |
| [23:42] | what is it that you do, exactly? | |
| [23:44] | What is it I do? | |
| [23:46] | – And what is it you do? – Weren’t you supposed to be | |
| [23:49] | importing liquid sugar from Japan? | |
| [23:51] | Wasn’t that one of your things? | |
| [23:52] | Or was it wood pulp and raw copper from Chile? | |
| [23:56] | How’d that work out for you? | |
| [23:59] | What about you? | |
| [24:00] | Weren’t you writing a book or something? | |
| [24:03] | Shouldn’t you have, like, | |
| [24:04] | four published novels by now? | |
| [24:07] | What are you, J.D. Salinger? | |
| [24:09] | Are you sitting on seven unseen works? | |
| [24:11] | Yeah, uh… I’m gonna, uh, self-publish on Amazon. | |
| [24:14] | I’m getting to it, but… | |
| [24:16] | you know I have an actual day job, right? | |
| [24:19] | Yeah. But is it your passion? | |
| [24:21] | Is it my what? Is it my passion? | |
| [24:23] | Yeah, yeah. | |
| [24:25] | Does it make you smile when you do it? | |
| [24:28] | Does it make you love your life? | |
| [24:31] | Hmm. | |
| [24:33] | Hmm, well… | |
| [24:35] | it’s really been, uh… | |
| [24:37] | – something. – Yeah, well, | |
| [24:39] | – Thank you for your hospitality. – Don’t… | |
| [24:41] | Don’t be a stranger. | |
| [24:43] | Yeah, I’ll try not to be. | |
| [24:44] | By that, I mean you’re gonna | |
| [24:46] | try to see the girls before you leave again, right? | |
| [24:48] | I mean, this was, obviously, a test. | |
| [24:53] | Hopefully. | |
| [24:54] | – Oh. – Yeah. | |
| [24:58] | Sam, can I speak to you for a moment, please? | |
| [25:01] | Oh. Uh… | |
| [25:03] | – Yeah. – Okay… yeah. | |
| [25:07] | Step into my… office. | |
| [25:15] | Um… | |
| [25:16] | this is awkward. | |
| [25:18] | Yes? | |
| [25:20] | Uh, do you have that… payment for me? | |
| [25:25] | Oh. | |
| [25:26] | Oh, uh, yeah. | |
| [25:29] | I didn’t… | |
| [25:31] | I didn’t realize we were still… | |
| [25:33] | I have it. I didn’t think we were still doing that. | |
| [25:38] | I mean, it’s my right and what the law affords me. | |
| [25:40] | – Mm-hmm. – We’ll amicably separate, right? | |
| [25:43] | Yes. | |
| [25:44] | – No lawyers. Right? The mediator thing. – Yeah. I mean… | |
| [25:48] | – Mediators are here, the lawyers… – But we-we could do it online. | |
| [25:51] | – Yeah. – Be kind and honest. | |
| [25:53] | That’s what we’ll be. | |
| [25:54] | Actually… I have it right here. | |
| [25:57] | I won’t… miss handing these over to you. | |
| [26:00] | – Last one. – Well… | |
| [26:02] | you didn’t have to do it all in one payment. | |
| [26:05] | No, I had to. | |
| [26:07] | I need to. I have to… | |
| [26:10] | be done with this. | |
| [26:12] | I can’t do it anymore. | |
| [26:14] | I actually took out a loan. | |
| [26:16] | I would rather owe the bank, frankly. | |
| [26:18] | No offense. | |
| [26:27] | And… | |
| [26:29] | I’m forgiving you. | |
| [26:31] | Not for you. | |
| [26:33] | For me. | |
| [26:35] | For my life. | |
| [26:37] | And for my future mental and physical health. | |
| [26:42] | And for my daughters. | |
| [26:46] | Our daughters. | |
| [26:48] | Yes. | |
| [26:55] | Ooh. So… | |
| [26:57] | welcome to the… | |
| [26:58] | This House Is Clean Slate Club. | |
| [27:07] | Thank you. | |
| [27:09] | Thank you for tonight. | |
| [27:11] | Good night. | |
| [27:14] | Good night. | |
| [27:29] | Ooh… | |
| [27:33] | Where are you? | |
| [27:36] | – Come to Papa. – Oh. | |
| [27:39] | – Oh, you were right there? – Yeah. | |
| [27:42] | I love that. | |
| [27:44] | – Come here, baby. – Yes! Mm. | |
| [28:08] | Ah, there you are. | |
| [28:11] | – Hi. | – Hi. |
| [28:12] | Hello, darlings. You all right? | |
| [28:14] | Eh. | |
| [28:15] | Yeah. | |
| [28:17] | Good. | |
| [28:18] | Now, it was just so quiet. | |
| [28:22] | Are the girls back yet? | |
| [28:23] | – Mm-mmm. – Nope. But they texted me. | |
| [28:27] | They went to the beach. | |
| [28:28] | Oh… | |
| [28:29] | very good! | |
| [28:31] | Out to the seas. | |
| [28:34] | The answers are in the water. | |
| [28:36] | It’s where we come from | |
| [28:38] | and where we always need to go back to. | |
| [28:41] | Anyway, will one of you | |
| [28:43] | please untether me, ’cause I’m going for a swim. | |
| [28:45] | – Mom! God, no! – What? | |
| [28:48] | Ugh! | |
| [28:49] | Oh. | |
| [28:54] | Mmm. | |
| [28:56] | I’ll do it myself. | |
| [28:58] | – Hoo roo! – Hoo roo. | |
| [29:00] | Jesus. | |
| [29:02] | What? | |
| [29:03] | Again, what? | |
| [29:06] | You want to go swimming? | |
| [30:26] | I, uh, tried to deposit this | |
| [30:27] | in the ATM, but it wouldn’t accept it. | |
| [30:29] | _ | |
| [30:31] | Oh, this is funny. |