更美好的事(Better Things)第4季第5集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[02:27]	– Hey. – What the hell are you doing?
[02:32]	I was hungry. Taste.
[02:45]	– Carbonara. – You don’t have to tell me.
[02:51]	So good.
[03:14]	So…
[03:19]	Can we talk about the man that was in your bed?
[03:24]	Mom, what is the big deal? Jason sleeps over all the time.
[03:28]	Not the same. This kid was old.
[03:31]	Don’t treat me like a baby. You can’t stop me from having agency over myself.
[03:36]	I know you think I’m an idiot, but I swear to you
[03:40]	that I know more about boys and men than you do right now.
[03:43]	Says the woman who hasn’t had a single successful relationship
[03:45]	during my entire lifetime.
[03:48]	I’m okay with that.
[03:51]	Mom, I’m not trying to hurt you, I’m trying to help you.
[03:53]	So can we please talk about the Hinge profile that I made you?
[03:58]	We need to have the talk, okay?
[04:05]	A discussion about this, about the boy in your bed.
[04:11]	It doesn’t have to be today, but
[04:15]	we’re gonna have a talk.
[04:16]	You and I need to have a discussion, okay?
[04:23]	– Okay.	– Okay.
[04:28]	Mom, in a few years, my sisters and I will all have moved out,
[04:32]	and you’ll just be dating Gran.
[04:34]	So we need to find you a man who’s responsible enough to take care of you
[04:37]	if you break a hip or something
[04:40]	but still immature enough with you to play pranks.
[04:44]	God, just make sure he has a job and nice teeth.
[04:52]	Got me.
[05:08]	When we’re married, I want you to make this for me once a week.
[05:12]	I’m never getting married again. I don’t believe in marriage.
[05:17]	Neither do I.
[05:24]	– Jesus. – Lock the doors, shelter in place.
[05:27]	Oh, my God! Man!
[05:29]	I called the police about the helicopters.
[05:30]	There’s a robbery suspect running around the hills.
[05:33]	– You gave me a heart attack, Phil. – Oh, how lovely.
[05:37]	Is this a late night bite, or an early morning biadh-maidne?
[05:40]	Her nibs made it. I want to put some of this chili… Can you do this?
[05:45]	– I’m so sorry you’ve got that. – It’s fine.
[05:47]	My mother had bad hands, too.
[05:50]	Blame her. And me, I suppose.
[05:52]	If I ever get the impulse to strike up conversation
[05:55]	with complete strangers everywhere I go,
[05:57]	I will 100% hold it against you, Sam.
[05:59]	Great. Now I have something else to be anxious about.
[06:04]	Mom.
[06:06]	Aside from now… do you ever get anxiety?
[06:10]	What’s the point of that?
[06:12]	That must come from the Jewish side of your family.
[06:15]	Anxiety? Useless emotion.
[06:17]	It’s a good thing we took that DNA test,
[06:19]	because sometimes I really doubt we’re related.
[06:23]	Oh, we most certainly are.
[06:28]	After your brother ripped me wide open with his ridiculously large head,
[06:33]	I simply refused to have an episiotomy with you.
[06:36]	Well, good thing I probably slipped right out because
[06:39]	tiny, and you being all primed and all.
[06:42]	Oh, no. They had to break your collar bone to get you out.
[06:45]	You screamed bloody murder.
[06:48]	If you think about it, Sam, it was either your collar bone or her vagina.
[06:52]	Kind of like Sophie’s Choice but with body parts.
[06:55]	Jesus!
[06:59]	INSTAGRAN
[07:01]	I just want to say, if you take any nudes of yourself,
[07:05]	they will last forever on the interwebs, so best not to take them.
[07:10]	And it becomes everyone else’s property.
[07:12]	Although, I had an extremely beautiful body when I was young,
[07:16]	so it doesn’t matter much to me. And see here, I don’t have dowager’s hump.
[07:20]	My sister has one, and you’re getting one. See there?
[07:25]	– Jesus, I am? – Well, sit up straight, I’ve told you.
[07:28]	God, I feel it.
[07:33]	Okay, back on track.
[07:36]	– Phil. – What?
[07:37]	What if your brain starts becoming like sand through a sifter,
[07:40]	and I don’t know enough things?
[07:42]	– Like what? – Like anything.
[07:45]	Like, do you have something hidden anywhere?
[07:47]	Did you ever keep a journal? Any kind of secrets that you need to tell me?
[07:52]	Anything practical.
[07:53]	Well, Frankie and Duke have my pin numbers, my cash, my passwords,
[07:58]	they key to my safe deposit box.
[08:00]	What? They do?
[08:02]	And if my brain becomes like sand through a sifter,
[08:06]	then take me out the back, shoot me straight away, burn me,
[08:09]	and then sprinkle my ashes across the seven corners of the seven seas.
[08:13]	That sounds easy.
[08:15]	Also, your father might not be your father.
[08:18]	But we’ll know that from the DNA test, won’t we?
[08:22]	Cut.
[08:31]	It’s special here, isn’t it? None of those mall sheep.
[08:35]	And, of course, we’ve always got good product
[08:37]	’cause the Jews give back to themselves.
[08:40]	Of course, it’s high-end stuff.
[08:42]	I just come here on Tuesday and Thursdays
[08:45]	to give my son’s wife a break from me.
[08:49]	There’s that man again.
[08:52]	– Better watch him. – I’ll handle it.
[08:57]	How might I be able to help you?
[08:59]	You should get rid of every movie made recently. They’re all garbage.
[09:03]	Well, you’re entitled to your opinion. It’s a free country.
[09:07]	Arguable. These say a buck apiece.
[09:12]	I’m not paying more than 50 cents for anything made after 1979,
[09:16]	’cause they’re all crap.
[09:17]	The prices are as marked, but if your budget won’t stretch,
[09:21]	I’d be happy to cover the difference, because
[09:24]	I happen to have a very famous, extremely wealthy daughter
[09:29]	who takes care of me.
[09:31]	Who’s your daughter?
[09:34]	Cate Blanchett.
[09:38]	All right, let me give you a card.
[09:43]	– Take a couple. – Thank you.
[09:46]	– “Morty Mandelbaum.” – Morty.
[09:48]	– Morty. Sorry. – Yeah. Yeah, I’m SAG.
[09:51]	Oh, interesting. I’ll give this to my daughter. If I don’t use it myself…
[10:02]	See this?
[10:05]	They cut me out of it.
[10:16]	Okay, everyone, ten minutes till closing.
[10:28]	Excuse me.
[10:30]	Ah, I see you found lots of bargains.
[10:33]	Well, I like to put my money where my mouth is.
[10:41]	Oh, well, I don’t remember these being half off.
[10:47]	This is Prada! This is definitely not half price.
[10:51]	Oh, really? I don’t know how that happened.
[10:55]	Sorry, mis-marked, I hadn’t realized.
[11:01]	My fault.
[11:15]	Look. How charming.
[12:06]	– I love you, Duke. – Mom!
[12:10]	Sorry. Cute!
[12:12]	– Bye, now. – Okay. Bye. I’m Duke’s mom.
[12:18]	You’re gonna close the thing.
[12:21]	She’s one of those.
[12:26]	We will start with our pliés. Two demi, one grand, all positions.
[12:33]	And… plié.
[12:38]	And plié.
[12:41]	And five, six, seven, eight.
[12:46]	Long neck. Small head.
[12:49]	That’s good for a ballerina.
[12:57]	And you are going to need to add swimming and Pilates to dance class.
[13:11]	What happened to your leg?
[13:13]	Soccer.
[13:15]	Soccer places extreme rotational stress on your knees,
[13:18]	as well as your ligaments, so you’re going to have to choose.
[13:23]	Ballet or soccer.
[13:56]	Hi.
[14:05]	Oh, wow.
[14:12]	That’s really good.
[14:21]	What?
[14:23]	It’s a simple question. Have you gotten your period yet, yes or no?
[14:28]	Yes.
[14:30]	That means you won’t grow much more.
[14:49]	Please tell me you hated it.
[14:51]	– No. I want to stay in class. – What?
[14:56]	– Serious? – And I’m quitting soccer.
[15:33]	Hi.
[15:39]	– Hi.	– Hi.
[15:41]	– Hi.	– Hi.
[15:44]	– Hi. – Hi, so…
[15:47]	So I got you an appointment at the gynecologist.
[15:53]	It’s really, like, a nurse practitioner there, but they’re really… cool.
[15:56]	– Mom. Oh, God. – What?
[16:00]	Oh, God. I’m not even close to be doing that.
[16:04]	I don’t even want to be doing that.
[16:06]	Okay, well, so I made you an appointment on Friday.
[16:11]	Fine. Can you please just…
[16:13]	– Fine. – God!
[16:15]	I’m good with “fine.” I’m fine with “fine.”
[16:18]	Fine.
[16:20]	– Friday’s fine. – Fine.
[16:21]	I’m leaving.
[16:54]	God!
[17:06]	– Oh, hi. – Hi.
[17:09]	I’m Rozalia and this is my husband Costin.
[17:12]	Thank you for coming. Nice to meet you.
[17:14]	So, you guys are a handy couple? That is so cool!
[17:19]	– Yeah, we work together. – Yes.
[17:21]	You go and relax, and we will take care of everything.
[17:24]	Okay, sure.
[17:25]	Costin, get the tools.
[17:28]	– Come on in. – Thank you.
[17:29]	I’ll leave it unlocked for you.
[17:35]	So,
[17:37]	wow, you do hard labor until you labor.
[17:43]	This is my sixth child. I go till I pop.
[17:46]	– Yeah, I know this house. – You do?
[17:50]	A famous silent film actress lived here once.
[17:53]	My grandmother showed it to me, very many years ago.
[17:57]	Really? What actress?
[18:01]	I don’t remember her name, but something happened. Something terrible.
[18:12]	– My daughter sees ghosts. – I’m not surprised.
[18:23]	Every time.
[18:32]	The dinner party guests wanted to play hide and go seek.
[18:36]	Let’s play… Hide and Seek!
[18:52]	In the dark.
[18:59]	And then they heard a…
[19:11]	And it all happened right
[19:14]	here.
[19:16]	Holy shit.
[19:18]	You know, none of the dogs will ever step on that spot.
[19:27]	That’s so true!
[19:30]	She’s the one that sees the ghosts, then, yes?
[19:32]	Oh, they all have the shine.
[19:38]	What, Mom?
[19:40]	Not Mom.
[19:44]	Have to sand around here, too. Yeah?
[19:47]	Oh, you like tarot.
[19:51]	– You want to see the Romani way? – Sure.
[19:59]	We’re going to do a banishing spell.
[20:03]	You see ghosts, no?
[20:05]	Don’t, don’t, don’t say that word. Say “spirit.”
[20:09]	I’m sorry. I spit, too.
[20:12]	– You see spirits. – How’d you know that?
[20:16]	– I know many things. – Also, your mother told her.
[20:22]	Why do you carry all that stuff?
[20:24]	‘Cause you never know what kind of house you’re gonna walk into.
[20:27]	What kind of dark things you’re going to find, like in this house…
[20:30]	Rozalia, stop.
[20:32]	Don’t worry, little girl. This house is fine.
[20:35]	Just old and leaky.
[20:38]	It is not good to lie to protect the young. She knows, anyway.
[20:44]	She already has the gift. Yeah?
[20:54]	Hey, Sam. Where do you want me next?
[20:56]	Oh, garbage disposal. It’s always jammed. Thank you.
[21:03]	– How about I teach you how to fix? – Yes!
[21:09]	– You want a bowl of chili? – Yes!
[21:13]	– Oh, no. Please don’t put that there. – Sorry.
[21:15]	Can you just take it outside? Yeah. Please take it outside.
[21:18]	No offense. I have a mental… I have a thing.
[21:21]	– No problem. – I really don’t like that.
[21:30]	Push the reset button.
[21:32]	Now put the Allen wrench in the middle and turn the grinder ring.
[21:40]	Now turn it on.
[21:43]	Yes! I did a boy thing! Yes!
[21:50]	This is good.
[21:53]	Put some of the sour cream on and the cheese and the pepper.
[21:56]	I wish my wife could cook like this.
[21:58]	I could teach her. I could teach her how to make this one.
[22:01]	– You teach her, I teach you how to fix. – There you go.
[22:05]	We can give each other fishing poles.
[22:27]	I’m being, like, super careful on these steps now.
[22:30]	Oh, I have good news and bad news. Bad news is, maybe mold.
[22:35]	So what’s the good news?
[22:37]	Good news is this is not the house of the dead hide and seek lady.
[22:40]	That is the house next door.
[22:59]	You’re my first, Frankie. You know, Max just went without telling me, so…
[23:04]	Tell me you’re not gonna cry like you did when I got my training wheels off.
[23:07]	Okay!
[23:11]	I’m so sorry. I love you so much. Monsters in the Moonlight is awesome.
[23:16]	Thank you.
[23:19]	I was in about 30 other things that were better than that.
[23:22]	Frankie Fox?
[23:26]	– What the fuck are you doing? – I…
[23:45]	– Yeah. Her first time? – Yep.
[23:49]	One of those really special mother-daughter moments,
[23:52]	with her in there and me out here.
[23:55]	Well, count your blessings.
[23:57]	My 15-year-old daughter just got Chlamydia for the third time.
[24:02]	Yeah. My daughters are sluts. I’m in here every other week.
[24:08]	I am raising some sluts.
[24:14]	Yep.
[24:19]	Sorry.
[24:24]	Do you have anything new coming out?
[24:29]	Just…
[24:32]	You know, stuff here and there. I actuallly…
[24:36]	I will be right back.
[24:37]	I just got my period for the first time in two years.
[24:52]	– How was it? – Good. Let’s go.
[25:10]	In here.
[25:14]	Oh, my God. Alright. Let’s go.
[25:34]	Mom, have you checked your Hinge at all?
[25:36]	My what? No. I’m a vol-cel.
[25:40]	– You got likes. – I did?
[25:42]	– Yeah. – Anybody good?
[25:44]	Let’s see.
[25:48]	This guy looks, like, really intense. Like a grown up man kind of person.
[25:52]	– Like a dad. – Let me see.
[25:57]	Ew!
[25:59]	Over four million refugees have already left war-torn Gandea.
[26:03]	A vast amount of the refugees reaching Europe are men,
[26:07]	while the women and children are left behind in encampments.
[26:11]	This report has found out that once they reach safety,
[26:14]	a majority of the men have chosen not to return,
[26:18]	leaving their wives and children voluntarily.
[26:22]	Our international correspondent…
[26:23]	You want to get Pinkberry?
[26:26]	– What? – You want to get Pinkberry?
[26:28]	– Yeah! – Me, too.
[26:31]	I got as bottle of hot honey in the glove compartment.
[26:35]	– Of course you do. – Yes!

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