| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:46] | Wow. | |
| [00:59] | Fuck. | |
| [01:06] | ♪ Muggy nights ♪ | |
| [01:08] | ♪ The curtains drawn ♪ | |
| [01:10] | ♪ In the little room downstairs ♪ | |
| [01:16] | ♪ Prima… prima donna, Lord ♪ | |
| [01:18] | ♪ You really should’ve been there ♪ | |
| [01:20] | ♪ Sittin’ like a princess perched ♪ | |
| [01:23] | ♪ In her electric chair ♪ | |
| [01:28] | ♪ And it’s one more beer ♪ | |
| [01:30] | ♪ And I don’t hear you ♪ | |
| [01:33] | ♪ Anymore ♪ | |
| [01:36] | ♪ We’ve all gone crazy lately ♪ | |
| [01:40] | ♪ My friends out there ♪ | |
| [01:42] | ♪ Rollin’ round the basement floor ♪ | |
| [01:46] | ♪ Ooh ♪ | |
| [01:48] | ♪ Oo… ♪ | |
| [01:49] | ♪ Ooh ♪ | |
| [01:54] | ♪ Someone saved my life tonight ♪ | |
| [01:57] | ♪ Sugar bear ♪ | |
| [02:01] | ♪ Almost had your hooks in me ♪ | |
| [02:04] | ♪ Didn’t you, dear? ♪ | |
| [02:07] | ♪ You nearly ♪ | |
| [02:09] | ♪ Had me roped and tied ♪ | |
| [02:12] | ♪ Altar-bound, hypnotized ♪ | |
| [02:16] | ♪ Sweet freedom whispered in my ear ♪ | |
| [02:20] | ♪ You’re a ♪ | |
| [02:21] | ♪ Butterfly ♪ | |
| [02:25] | ♪ And butterflies are free to fly ♪ | |
| [02:29] | ♪ Fly away ♪ | |
| [02:33] | ♪ High away ♪ | |
| [02:36] | ♪ Ah… ♪ | |
| [02:38] | ♪ Bye… ♪ | |
| [02:39] | ♪ Bye… bye. ♪ | |
| [02:51] | Here we go. | |
| [03:18] | I’m getting the worst hands. | |
| [03:21] | – Me too. – Uh-oh. Don’t say those words. | |
| [03:24] | The PC police might show up and arrest me | |
| [03:26] | for playing cards alone with you three gorgeous women. | |
| [03:32] | I think all this Me Too stuff is good. | |
| [03:35] | Seeing all those horrible men being taken down. | |
| [03:37] | Lord knows I wish my Daddy would be around | |
| [03:40] | to get his reckoning. | |
| [03:41] | Oh, things used to be so different. | |
| [03:43] | I’d probably be in prison for ten life sentences. | |
| [03:49] | Kidding. Just kidding. | |
| [03:51] | Can’t even joke anymore? | |
| [03:53] | Whenever a man would pinch my behind, | |
| [03:56] | I took it as a compliment. | |
| [03:58] | And I would pinch him right back. | |
| [04:03] | My sexuality was my greatest asset. | |
| [04:06] | I didn’t have higher education. I couldn’t type. | |
| [04:09] | And yet I got hired for every job I ever applied to, | |
| [04:12] | and I knew it was because of the way I looked. | |
| [04:14] | – Mm… – Mm-hmm. | |
| [04:16] | Hi! | |
| [04:18] | – Hi! | – Hi! |
| [04:20] | Hmm. | |
| [04:22] | – Mm. | – Mm. |
| [04:23] | Phil? | |
| [04:25] | – What? – Phil, it’s today. | |
| [04:28] | – Mm-mmm. – It’s today. | |
| [04:29] | We’re not putting it off anymore. | |
| [04:31] | Give me your spit. | |
| [04:33] | What is that? | |
| [04:34] | I think it’s a DNA test. | |
| [04:36] | No, I don’t want to. | |
| [04:37] | And the advances of my coworkers were just part of it. | |
| [04:41] | Part of what? | |
| [04:43] | Not your business. | |
| [04:44] | Okay. That’s fine. | |
| [04:45] | Let’s go. Come on. | |
| [04:47] | Let’s just do it today. You guys don’t mind for one sec? | |
| [04:49] | She promised me she would do this. | |
| [04:51] | – Spit in here. – Stop it! | |
| [04:53] | Spit in here. It’ll be fun. | |
| [04:54] | No! | |
| [04:56] | It does not sound fun to me. | |
| [04:58] | I have no interest in some Irish third cousin I’ve never heard of | |
| [05:02] | tracking me down, trying to get money out of me. | |
| [05:04] | This is so annoying! You said you would do this. | |
| [05:06] | I’m not going to do it. | |
| [05:07] | – You’re gonna do it. – I’m not going to. | |
| [05:09] | – I’m gonna get you. – You’re not. | |
| [05:10] | – Goddamn it, Phil. – I am not… | |
| [05:12] | Phil, stay! | |
| [05:14] | – No! – Phil, | |
| [05:15] | – stop it! – I’m not going to do it! | |
| [05:18] | Phil, you want me to chase you? | |
| [05:20] | I will chase you. | |
| [05:21] | – You’ll never catch me. – We’re not… | |
| [05:22] | Phyllis! | |
| [05:23] | You w… Phil, you… | |
| [05:24] | – Mom! – No! | |
| [05:26] | – Phyllis! – What?! | |
| [05:27] | This is silly. | |
| [05:30] | You are such a child. | |
| [05:32] | – Phil! Goddamn it! – I’m not going to. No! | |
| [05:34] | – I’m not going. No. – Fine. | |
| [05:36] | I’m not letting you through. | |
| [05:37] | No. Mom. | |
| [05:38] | I’m taking you down. | |
| [05:40] | – Mom, give me your spit! – Ow! | |
| [05:43] | – Stop. – What? | |
| [05:44] | Okay. Spit! | |
| [05:46] | Ooh. | |
| [05:47] | Not just one spit. | |
| [05:49] | You got to fill the whole vial. | |
| [05:53] | Jesus, I may puke. | |
| [05:55] | I may puke. | |
| [05:57] | Just do it. | |
| [06:06] | There! Go away! For God’s sake. | |
| [06:09] | Jesus. | |
| [06:11] | I’d better be Samoan or something cool, | |
| [06:13] | worth doing this for. | |
| [06:15] | Bye! | |
| [06:16] | – Bye. | – Bye. |
| [06:17] | Hey, Sam. What do you call Jewish girls who won’t give blow jobs? | |
| [06:21] | Married. Ha! | |
| [06:22] | Good one, Hal! | |
| [06:25] | See? She doesn’t mind. | |
| [06:27] | Oh, my God. | |
| [06:29] | You’re a dirty old man. | |
| [06:31] | – Eh. – I like it. | |
| [06:38] | After seeing three other doctors, | |
| [06:41] | only Dr. Ballinger | |
| [06:43] | was able to make me pain-free again. | |
| [06:46] | Dr. Ballinger is a miracle worker. | |
| [06:53] | Thank you. | |
| [07:04] | What are you in for? | |
| [07:06] | Eh, wear and tear. | |
| [07:10] | I don’t got a good story. | |
| [07:12] | Same. | |
| [07:13] | When did your hands start to go bad? | |
| [07:16] | When I was about, uh, | |
| [07:18] | 78, 79. | |
| [07:19] | Not too long ago. | |
| [07:22] | So, wh-what should we do? | |
| [07:25] | Oh, man. I’m-I’m… | |
| [07:28] | I think I’m a little emotional. | |
| [07:30] | It took me six months to get this appointment. | |
| [07:33] | Why’d you wait so long? | |
| [07:35] | Because you… | |
| [07:37] | Anyway, I’m here now, so… | |
| [07:41] | I will do whatever it takes. | |
| [07:42] | I know you’re the miracle worker. | |
| [07:44] | Whatever you want to do… | |
| [07:46] | P.T., O.T., | |
| [07:47] | supplements, steroids. | |
| [07:49] | Well, | |
| [07:51] | this side is mild to moderate, | |
| [07:54] | and this is moderate to severe. | |
| [07:58] | Mm. | |
| [08:00] | Your hands are much older than you are. | |
| [08:05] | Oh. | |
| [08:06] | – May I touch you? – Yeah. | |
| [08:10] | This hurt? | |
| [08:11] | Ow. Yeah. | |
| [08:13] | Mm. | |
| [08:14] | How about this? | |
| [08:16] | Yeah. | |
| [08:20] | Mm-hmm. Yup. | |
| [08:23] | Your muscles have atrophied. | |
| [08:26] | Jesus. Well, what about physical therapy? | |
| [08:30] | Won’t help. Listen, I’m a surgeon. | |
| [08:32] | I would love to go in there and cut, | |
| [08:34] | but your hand could wind up like this. | |
| [08:37] | Well, what about all the patient testimonials | |
| [08:39] | in the waiting room? | |
| [08:40] | How am I supposed to function without opposable thumbs? | |
| [08:43] | I’m sorry, Sam. The technology just isn’t here | |
| [08:46] | for what you’ve got, yet. | |
| [08:48] | You are a lot younger than your hands. | |
| [08:51] | Jesus. | |
| [08:52] | That’s the first time in forever anyone ever said I was young. | |
| [08:57] | This blows dead donkey dicks. | |
| [08:59] | Well, you don’t need hands for that. | |
| [09:03] | It’s true. | |
| [09:10] | Yello? | |
| [09:11] | Sam, quick thought. | |
| [09:13] | I spoke with my producers, and we want to move you up. | |
| [09:15] | Oh, wow. Really? | |
| [09:18] | Yeah, you know, I can’t stop thinking about you, and then | |
| [09:20] | I started thinking about me. I just got tired of being | |
| [09:23] | some gun for hire, you know? | |
| [09:24] | I mean, fuck, I’m gonna be 30 in, like, five minutes. | |
| [09:28] | Yeah. | |
| [09:30] | You need to prepare yourself, Sam. | |
| [09:31] | You’re gonna wake up and be 50, and then what are you gonna do? | |
| [09:34] | Well, | |
| [09:36] | I hadn’t actually thought about that. | |
| [09:39] | I mean, you need to have something of your own, right? | |
| [09:42] | Because if we don’t come up with it, | |
| [09:44] | then nobody else is gonna goddamn do it. | |
| [09:46] | Yeah. | |
| [09:47] | Fuck, yeah. | |
| [09:49] | And I’m aware of the irony here, | |
| [09:51] | that technically you’re my hired gun. | |
| [09:52] | That’s okay. | |
| [09:53] | I’m okay with irony. | |
| [09:55] | But I really want you to make this your own thing. | |
| [09:58] | I think you are brilliant, | |
| [09:59] | and I want that Sam Fox brilliant brain | |
| [10:01] | splattered all over my show. | |
| [10:04] | Wow. That is cool. | |
| [10:06] | Hey, can you say that shit | |
| [10:08] | about how brilliant you think I am to my daughters? | |
| [10:11] | See? Fucking hilarious! | |
| [10:13] | I am so excited. | |
| [10:15] | I discovered you. I want everybody to know | |
| [10:17] | that you never existed before this moment. | |
| [10:19] | It’s gonna be amazing. | |
| [10:20] | Think of some ideas, and then we’ll chat. | |
| [10:22] | I cannot even begin to tell you how excited I am about this. | |
| [10:58] | Whoa. | |
| [11:01] | O… kay. | |
| [11:04] | Okay, boy. Okay, boy. | |
| [11:08] | Okay, boy. | |
| [11:12] | Get somebody to… | |
| [11:16] | Is it gone? | |
| [11:18] | – Nope. – Why isn’t it leaving? | |
| [11:21] | It’s probably just scared. | |
| [11:26] | Maybe it got a letter from Hogwarts. Heh! | |
| [11:29] | Mom, this is serious. An owl in the house is bad luck. | |
| [11:32] | Don’t say that! | |
| [11:34] | So, owls have traditionally been seen as a harbinger of death, | |
| [11:37] | but they can also be a sign of change and fertility. | |
| [11:41] | So which is it? | |
| [11:44] | We should take the snake out. | |
| [11:45] | – Owls eat snakes, shit licker. – Not baby ones. | |
| [11:48] | Oh, so you want | |
| [11:49] | – to murder a baby owl? – Nuh-uh. | |
| [11:51] | That ain’t no baby owl. | |
| [11:53] | No, I just want to s… scare it off. | |
| [11:54] | You want me to go get my dad? | |
| [11:57] | I’m gonna go get my dad. | |
| [12:11] | Did she just go in there? | |
| [12:16] | Uh… | |
| [12:20] | Why do you have “penis” on the wall? | |
| [12:22] | We have a lot of penises on the wall. | |
| [12:27] | We should really… | |
| [12:29] | take the penises off the wall. | |
| [12:32] | It’s not good with company, you know? | |
| [12:34] | Hi. I’m Duke. | |
| [12:49] | I promise I’ll be careful | |
| [12:51] | if you promise not to peck my eyes out. | |
| [13:09] | Take the penises off the wall. | |
| [13:15] | Oh! | |
| [13:18] | – Wow. – Whoa. | |
| [13:21] | Cool. | |
| [13:23] | Gosh, look at its little beak. | |
| [13:25] | Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. | |
| [13:27] | – What? – You don’t touch it. | |
| [13:29] | With the finger oil, his mother may kill him | |
| [13:31] | or not come back or something. | |
| [13:33] | Actually, Mom, that’s a myth. | |
| [13:35] | You just want to be careful, you don’t want to hurt it. | |
| [13:37] | Mm. | |
| [13:42] | Oh, my God. | |
| [13:45] | Be careful. So soft. | |
| [13:49] | All right, little guy, | |
| [13:51] | we got to get you back where you belong. | |
| [13:54] | Okay, I got to, like, call… | |
| [13:57] | Animal Control or something. | |
| [13:59] | We should name it first. | |
| [14:00] | – What should we name it? – What’s his name? Edwin. | |
| [14:03] | – Edwin. – Oh, my God. It’s perfect. | |
| [14:05] | Edwin. Oh, my God. | |
| [14:07] | Edwin, oh, my God. Edwin, Edwin, Edwin. | |
| [14:09] | – The softest thing in the world. – Okay, let’s get him | |
| [14:11] | – to… because… – Be careful. Be careful. | |
| [14:13] | – Be careful. Be careful. – I got it. | |
| [14:14] | – Oh, my God. – You’re like his mommy. | |
| [14:16] | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. | |
| [14:20] | Hi, José. | |
| [14:22] | Hey. Hi, Sam. | |
| [14:23] | Hi. | |
| [14:25] | Everything okay? | |
| [14:27] | Uh, yeah, yeah. | |
| [14:29] | The pets are fine. | |
| [14:30] | It’s just that I had them take away the girls. | |
| [14:32] | Couldn’t housebreak ’em. | |
| [14:35] | – Uh, Reinita’s behaving herself? – Oh, yeah. | |
| [14:37] | She’s the best. I’m keeping her. | |
| [14:38] | Ah. She made a list for me the other day. | |
| [14:41] | All the colleges she wants to go to… all out of state. | |
| [14:44] | – Whoa. – And she said, “Papi, if I get | |
| [14:46] | into these schools, can you help pay for them?” | |
| [14:48] | What can I say to that? | |
| [14:49] | I want to give her everything, you know? | |
| [14:51] | Yeah, she’s a really great kid. | |
| [14:53] | Yeah. Between that and her quinceañera next month, | |
| [14:55] | my wife thinks we should move to Phoenix to save money. | |
| [14:58] | – Really? – Yeah. What am I supposed to do for work? | |
| [15:00] | Nothing grows there. | |
| [15:02] | You know, maybe we should team up. | |
| [15:06] | What do you mean? | |
| [15:07] | Frankie was talking about doing one of those… | |
| [15:10] | – A quinceañera? – Yeah. | |
| [15:12] | But a-aren’t you guys Jewish? | |
| [15:13] | – Mm. – I mean, even though I do | |
| [15:15] | bring you a Christmas tree every Hanukkah. | |
| [15:17] | Yeah. Heh! | |
| [15:18] | No, I mean, is that weird? Is that bad? | |
| [15:22] | They’re a lot of fun. She should. | |
| [15:25] | Hey, have you seen your new trees? | |
| [15:27] | Grapefruit, Meyer lemon and kumquat. | |
| [15:30] | – You like the pots? – They’re so gorgeous! | |
| [15:32] | – Yeah? – Thank you, José. I love it. | |
| [15:34] | – Of course. – José? | |
| [15:36] | I’m so glad you haven’t left. | |
| [15:37] | – Oh, hi. – It seems | |
| [15:39] | you’ve pruned the wrong branches on my plum tree. | |
| [15:42] | – ¿Qué? – Mm? | |
| [15:43] | – I’m pretty sure I didn’t. – Afraid you did. | |
| [15:45] | Okay. I’ll go check it out then. | |
| [15:47] | – No, no, no, no. – What? | |
| [15:48] | – What are you doing? – What? | |
| [15:49] | – It’s not your day. – I know that, | |
| [15:50] | but he likes my latkes. Come along, José. | |
| [15:53] | – No. – She made it a little weird. | |
| [15:55] | Oh, my God! | |
| [15:57] | That’s so rude. | |
| [15:59] | – Sam, I got it. – He won’t be long. | |
| [16:00] | – Ugh. – I’m coming, Phil. | |
| [16:02] | – Phil! – Good, good. | |
| [16:03] | – Be nice! – I will! | |
| [16:08] | Is this the Meyer lemon? | |
| [16:10] | Oh, I love it. | |
| [16:14] | Mom! Mom! | |
| [16:17] | Mom, can Pepper start the El Camino? | |
| [16:21] | Just-just start it. | |
| [16:22] | Oh, God. Geez! | |
| [16:24] | Say yes, Sam! | |
| [16:26] | Oh, God. | |
| [16:28] | Just don’t tell your mom! | |
| [16:29] | – Oh, my God! – I know! | |
| [16:33] | Go, go! | |
| [16:37] | Your chariot, miss. | |
| [16:39] | Oh, thank you kindly. | |
| [16:58] | What happened? What happened? | |
| [17:01] | What happened? | |
| [17:03] | Oh, okay. | |
| [17:04] | Let me see. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! | |
| [17:06] | Raise your hand in the air. | |
| [17:08] | I got you. I got you. It’s okay. | |
| [17:10] | Okay. It’s okay, sweetie. It’s okay. | |
| [17:13] | Let me just wrap it up. | |
| [17:15] | What is wrong with you?! | |
| [17:17] | I’m sorry, I can’t help it. | |
| [17:18] | Get a towel! | |
| [17:20] | – Is it bad? – It’s okay, baby. No. | |
| [17:22] | – Honey, honey, just calm down. – Ow! Ow! | |
| [17:23] | Lay your head back. | Lay your head back. Yeah. |
| [17:26] | You just cut it a little bit, sweetie. | |
| [17:28] | Yes. It’s okay. | |
| [17:29] | – It’s okay. – Mom, is it “qualm with” | |
| [17:32] | or “qualm about”? Mom! | |
| [17:34] | Frankie, call Pepper’s mom! | |
| [17:37] | – It’s okay, honey. – Mom, Chewy’s got something. | |
| [17:41] | Chewy, release! | |
| [17:42] | What is that? Come here, come here. | |
| [17:44] | Duke, Duke, where are the keys? | |
| [17:46] | – Duke, where are the keys?! – I don’t know. | |
| [17:48] | Looks like a worm or something. | |
| [17:50] | – Duke. – Pepper has them. | |
| [17:52] | – Okay. Okay. – He swallowed it. | |
| [17:54] | Oh. Oh, God. | |
| [17:55] | Oh, shit. | |
| [17:57] | Oh, Jesus. | |
| [17:58] | It’s okay. That’s fine. | |
| [18:00] | That’s fine. No, no, no, no, no. | |
| [18:01] | Don’t look at that. Don’t look at… Pepper? | |
| [18:03] | Pepper! Okay. | |
| [18:05] | Frankie! | |
| [18:07] | Good boy. What a good poop. | |
| [18:09] | Yes, a good poop. | |
| [18:11] | Good boy. Who made a good poop? | |
| [18:12] | – Mom, where’s my black dress? – What? | |
| [18:14] | – Like, with the neck. – Check your closet. | |
| [18:16] | No, it’s not there, and I have to go to work. | |
| [18:18] | Well, I’m sorry. I’m kind of busy | |
| [18:20] | ’cause I have to sift through Chewy’s shit right now, | |
| [18:23] | so maybe you can look yourself? | |
| [18:24] | – Ew, Mom. That’s disgusting. – Yeah, | |
| [18:26] | and she’s probably gonna have to put him down, too. | |
| [18:28] | What?! | |
| [18:28] | – Frankie! – He tasted human flesh. | |
| [18:30] | Mom, you can’t kill Chewy. | |
| [18:32] | – Nobody’s killing Chewy. – Mom, | |
| [18:33] | – I’m gonna be late. – So wear something else. | |
| [18:35] | I can’t wear something else ’cause I have my period. | |
| [18:38] | Max, can you just check the laundry room | |
| [18:40] | because, I’m sorry, full disclosure, | |
| [18:42] | I forgot to put the load in last night. | |
| [18:44] | – Sorry. – Mom, the laundry? | |
| [18:46] | And, Duke, no one’s killing anyone. | |
| [18:48] | – Promise? – Yes, I promise. | |
| [18:50] | Chewy’s gonna be around for a long time. | |
| [18:52] | Unless that coyote comes back, you know. | |
| [18:55] | You know, Mom, if you don’t | |
| [18:56] | do the laundry and we think you are, | |
| [18:58] | it’s kind of messed up. | |
| [18:59] | I was counting on that to be clean. | |
| [19:01] | So sorry. | |
| [19:03] | Oh, my God. | |
| [19:05] | I didn’t check the laundry. | |
| [19:13] | Mom, get out. | |
| [19:14] | Oh, my God. Nothing fits. I’m so bloated. | |
| [19:17] | I’m sorry that you feel bad, | |
| [19:20] | but you have to learn to rein this shit in, okay? | |
| [19:23] | I never took my period out on anybody the way that you do. | |
| [19:26] | Oh, mm, sorry, Mom. | |
| [19:28] | Maybe I should just go, like, lay down in my trailer, | |
| [19:29] | – right? – What? | |
| [19:31] | This is actual work, | |
| [19:33] | Mom. I have to be on my feet all night. | |
| [19:34] | It’s not like some movie set. | |
| [19:36] | Max, I know you’re a little stressed out | |
| [19:38] | and this is your first job, but that doesn’t mean | |
| [19:41] | you get to be super shitty to me whenever you want. | |
| [19:44] | Mom, I’m not being super shitty. You’re so dramatic. | |
| [19:46] | I can’t believe I still have to put up with this bullshit. | |
| [19:49] | You realize you live here rent-free, right? | |
| [19:52] | – You do realize that? – Oh, you want me to go? | |
| [19:54] | – I’ll go. I am fucking gone. – Good. | |
| [19:57] | The second I save up some money. | |
| [19:58] | You have a paycheck. What’s stopping you? | |
| [20:00] | You think I won’t? | |
| [20:01] | Goodbye. Good. | |
| [20:03] | Your dirty dress is in the laundry room. | |
| [20:05] | My dad said I can live with him whenever I want. | |
| [20:06] | Oh, that old chestnut. Perfect. | |
| [20:09] | – That’s great. Go, go. Great. – Great. | |
| [20:12] | – Great. Great. | – Great. Great. |
| [20:15] | You know what would be great, Max? | |
| [20:18] | If you helped me. | |
| [20:19] | It would be great if you helped me. | |
| [20:22] | If you cleaned up after yourself, | |
| [20:24] | that would be great. | |
| [20:26] | If you helped me with your sisters, | |
| [20:28] | that would be great. | |
| [20:29] | Kids aren’t supposed to help their mom. | |
| [20:31] | Their mom is supposed to help them. | |
| [20:33] | Oh, is that the law? I didn’t realize | |
| [20:35] | that I was breaking, like, the mommy law. | |
| [20:37] | Yeah. And great job you’re doing, by the way, Mom. | |
| [20:40] | You know, Frankie basically does whatever the fuck she wants, | |
| [20:42] | and I-I’m probably gonna be fired now, so… | |
| [20:45] | Oh, yeah. I’m bad. That’s bad. | |
| [20:47] | – I’m a bad mommy. – No, you’re a disaster, Mom. | |
| [20:52] | And you don’t always have to be so hard | |
| [20:54] | just ’cause you don’t know what it’s like to be a woman anymore. | |
| [21:00] | You cunt. | |
| [21:03] | What? | |
| [21:06] | You’re a cunt, Max. | |
| [21:08] | – I’m a cunt? – Yep. | |
| [21:10] | You’re a cunt. | |
| [21:12] | You’re a cunt. | |
| [21:14] | No, Max. You’re a cunt. | |
| [21:16] | No, you’re a cunt, Mom. | |
| [21:18] | No, you’re a cunt, Max. | |
| [21:20] | No, you’re a fucking cunt, Mom. | |
| [21:22] | – You’re a fucking cunt, Max. – No, you’re a fucking cunt, Mom. | |
| [21:24] | You’re a fucking cunt, Max. | |
| [21:26] | You’re a big fucking cunt, Mom. | |
| [21:29] | You’re a big fucking cunt, | |
| [21:31] | your sister’s an asshole, | |
| [21:32] | and your other sister’s great! | |
| [21:34] | Aw, thanks, Mom! | |
| [21:36] | Love you, Mom! | |
| [21:53] | Oh, my God. | |
| [22:00] | I’m sorry. | |
| [22:01] | No. | |
| [22:02] | I am a cunt. | |
| [22:03] | No. I’m a cunt. | |
| [22:06] | No, you’re not. | |
| [22:08] | You’re the best. | |
| [22:09] | And I am such a cunt. | |
| [22:12] | Well… | |
| [22:17] | My Uncle Sid called me a cunt. | |
| [22:19] | I was nine. | |
| [22:21] | Uncle Sid? | |
| [22:23] | He’s dead now. | |
| [22:25] | Fuck you, Uncle Sid. | |
| [22:33] | Aw. | |
| [22:35] | I love you. | |
| [22:37] | And I love you. | |
| [22:39] | I don’t want you to move out. | |
| [22:44] | But I do. | |
| [22:46] | So you shouldn’t. | |
| [22:48] | But please move out soon. | |
| [22:51] | But don’t. | |
| [22:55] | Oh, wow. | |
| [22:56] | What? | |
| [22:58] | I just realized | |
| [22:59] | you’re gonna have to go through this three times. | |
| [23:01] | Oh, Jesus Christ. |