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[00:02] | Yep. That’s a predator. | |
[00:04] | So, what… like, a coyote? | |
[00:06] | Oh, no, no. That’s a bigger animal than that. | |
[00:10] | How much bigger? | |
[00:11] | That’s bear scat. | |
[00:13] | – Oh. – See the turds’ end? | |
[00:15] | How they taper? Yep. | |
[00:19] | I say that that’s unfailingly | |
[00:22] | the shit of a 500-pound female black bear. | |
[00:25] | Whoa. | |
[00:27] | Do you own a firearm? | |
[00:39] | It’s today! | |
[00:41] | – It’s today! It’s today! – It’s today, | |
[00:43] | it’s today, it’s today. | |
[00:45] | Yay! Mwah. | |
[00:47] | I love you. Voilà. | |
[00:49] | Oh, my God. | |
[00:51] | This is stunning. | |
[00:53] | It’s booze and health food. | |
[00:55] | I love our day, hey, I love our day, hey. | |
[00:58] | I love our day, hey… | |
[01:01] | I love this. | |
[01:03] | This is paradise here. | |
[01:05] | We need our lady time. | |
[01:08] | Bro. | |
[01:09] | – Happy New Year. – Har-loo! | |
[01:11] | It’s all happening! | |
[01:16] | Ladies, Mama needs a drink! | |
[01:18] | Ooh, I want a smoke, too. | |
[01:20] | – Damn it. Hi, baby. – Har-loo! | |
[01:23] | Har-loo! | |
[01:26] | – Menopause. – I missed you, hon. | |
[01:28] | – Ooh, here, have some very cheap wine. – Please. | |
[01:31] | – Kick it up my notches! – My notches! | |
[01:34] | I love bread. | |
[01:36] | Is this thing on? | |
[01:37] | – You want a Primo? Okay. – Ah, yes, ma’am. | |
[01:39] | – Yes, miss. – Right, honey? | |
[01:40] | Har-loo! | |
[01:42] | Har-loo! | |
[01:45] | – Oh, Tressa. – Sam. | |
[01:47] | It’s okay. | |
[01:52] | Aw… | |
[01:54] | I was scared you wouldn’t come today because of me. | |
[01:56] | I didn’t want to miss the thing. | |
[01:59] | And I meant what I said. | |
[02:00] | – We’re friends too long. – Mmm. | |
[02:02] | Besides, I like you better as a friend than a client. | |
[02:06] | Thank you? | |
[02:08] | Pace car. | |
[02:12] | Whoa. | |
[02:14] | Here. | |
[02:15] | – I’ve got you. – Thank you, honey. | |
[02:18] | – We’re friends forever. – My God. | |
[02:20] | I don’t like when that happens. | |
[02:24] | Baby, yes. Come to Mama. | |
[02:26] | She’s in her element here. | |
[02:28] | Your Royal Heiny. Mm, mm, mm. | |
[02:31] | Wait a minute, is there any vodka in this at all? | |
[02:34] | You know I like more vodka than soda. | |
[02:36] | My mother has Murray. I’m never leaving. | |
[02:38] | I’m gonna let my mother raise Murray. I’m staying here. | |
[02:40] | Ida is so upset she couldn’t be here. | |
[02:43] | She was gonna fly in a day early and everything, | |
[02:46] | but then she got tickets to Springsteen. | |
[02:47] | She did? | |
[02:50] | How much do you want to bet Ida got backstage passes? | |
[02:52] | – Yeah. – Magic. | |
[02:53] | Show me the magic. | |
[02:57] | “Is he, like, single? Is that… or is he in a relationship?” | |
[02:59] | She said, “No he’s single and he’s straight. | |
[03:02] | Wait, how old are your daughters?” | |
[03:03] | – And I was like, “Bitch!” – Bitch… | |
[03:05] | Hello? Over here? | |
[03:06] | Put your lips together and suck. | |
[03:09] | I like when my kids say, “What happened to your boobs?” | |
[03:12] | – You! That’s right. – You, you little bastards. | |
[03:14] | You have the maternity section in your fucking closet. | |
[03:17] | – Yes. – Well, that, I’d go back to. | |
[03:19] | Can I move in your pool house? | |
[03:21] | It feels so good to get untense. | |
[03:23] | – Yeah. – Oh… | |
[03:25] | L’chaim, l’chaim. | |
[03:27] | – Thank you. – Lala Land! | |
[03:29] | – Lala. – Lala Land. | |
[03:42] | – It’s freezing. – Well, get in here! | |
[03:45] | It’s so good. Come on. | |
[03:48] | Do you use this thing a lot? | |
[03:51] | – Yes. Every day. – Oh. | |
[03:54] | You guys have your drugs and alcohol, I have my Jacuzzi. | |
[03:58] | I’ll get in if you turn off the lights. | |
[04:00] | I think that’s Mars. | |
[04:03] | Ooh, Tressa, you still got good boobs. | |
[04:05] | Thank you. Don’t look, though. | |
[04:07] | Do you want to hug naked in the Jacuzzi? | |
[04:08] | – No, thank you. – Just whip them around | |
[04:11] | – a little a bit? – No! | |
[04:12] | Come on, Sam! | |
[04:13] | Those aren’t really school shirts. | |
[04:15] | The communal nudity, I… | |
[04:20] | Well, can you just watch Yesenia for me, please? | |
[04:22] | – Bro, she’s right here. – Can you pick her up? | |
[04:24] | It’s just so dark out here and she’s so tiny. | |
[04:28] | She’s just a little potato chip tuna fish salad. | |
[04:31] | Please? | |
[04:34] | Thank you. | |
[04:36] | This is the last food… | |
[04:41] | I shop for groceries all the time. | |
[04:43] | The boys are both teenagers now, they need constant food. | |
[04:45] | It’s insane. It’s my job. | |
[04:47] | It’s my actual job, groceries. | |
[04:51] | Stop asking my ETA. | |
[04:53] | You’re supposed to be taking care of our kids. | |
[04:55] | – Leave me alone. – Put down your phone. | |
[04:58] | – I can’t. – I got to put my clothes back on. | |
[05:00] | It’s so cold. Aren’t you freezing? | |
[05:02] | – I’m hot all the time. – You know, some people say | |
[05:04] | don’t take anything, | |
[05:06] | and other people say you have to take something, | |
[05:09] | – otherwise, you’ll get the bad thing. – Right, right, | |
[05:11] | – right, right, right. – If you don’t take, | |
[05:13] | like, hormones or whatever. | |
[05:15] | – I’m gonna check it out. – Yes. | |
[05:17] | – ’cause I’m just sweating. – No. | |
[05:18] | Try the Progesterone. | |
[05:20] | It’s plant-based, it works great. | |
[05:22] | Literally, it’s the only reason I’m sane right now. | |
[05:24] | So all you women have had kids, | |
[05:26] | and that means you’ve had a hormone in you that protects you | |
[05:28] | as you get older. I haven’t had any kids. | |
[05:30] | – What? – So I’m at a higher risk for… | |
[05:32] | Finally, a reason. | |
[05:35] | I got a… I-I’ve got a couple of hormones in me. | |
[05:37] | That’s something. | |
[05:38] | No one else is on anything but me? | |
[05:39] | Well, I’m on something, | |
[05:41] | but not for that. | |
[05:44] | Can I just say, the hardest part about going | |
[05:46] | through all of this is that you realize, too, on top of it all, | |
[05:48] | you no longer exist as a woman. | |
[05:51] | You are like, literally invisible to people. | |
[05:53] | Oh, I love being invisible. | |
[05:55] | It’s like I have a superpower. I can just run all my errands | |
[05:57] | and go about my day and nobody bothers me. | |
[06:00] | But how about that you don’t realize how much juice | |
[06:02] | you used to get from it? That’s what freaked me out. | |
[06:05] | – Yeah. – You know what I mean? | |
[06:06] | Like, that day I walked into Starbucks, | |
[06:08] | and the two cute young chicks were getting all the juice. | |
[06:11] | And then I realized, I liked that juice. | |
[06:15] | You’ve gone through a whole day and nobody’s, like, | |
[06:18] | engaging with you, and it’s not just guys. | |
[06:20] | – No. It’s everybody. – It’s girls, too. It’s like… | |
[06:22] | I knew it. You guys, I think that the problem is, | |
[06:25] | is that nobody is talking to anybody. | |
[06:28] | There has to be some kind of outlet for women | |
[06:30] | and-and people. | |
[06:32] | Because we are all so busy. | |
[06:34] | We have to compare notes, right? | |
[06:36] | ‘Cause the pressure builds up, | |
[06:37] | and this… This lets the pus out. | |
[06:40] | – Gross. – No, it’s true. It’s true, though. | |
[06:43] | – It’s true. – People aren’t sharing. | |
[06:45] | Women don’t talk to each other. | |
[06:46] | – Mm-mm. – Even Cadence Ford… | |
[06:48] | The-the asshole robot mom | |
[06:50] | at Duke’s school… Like, needs her own | |
[06:53] | come to Jesus moment where she, like, reveals her inners | |
[06:57] | and doesn’t feel judged or picked on. | |
[07:00] | Even her. | |
[07:02] | I hate her so much. | |
[07:04] | But even she needs to do that with her own… | |
[07:08] | type of people. | |
[07:10] | I’m sure there’s some around. | |
[07:13] | I mean, women have to, we have to. | |
[07:16] | – We owe it to the future. – Well, we just, | |
[07:19] | – We owe it to now. – We got to do this more. | |
[07:22] | This is so, so important. | |
[07:24] | Yeah. | |
[07:26] | Lala? Why are all the lights off? | |
[07:29] | Can’t see anything, Lala. | |
[07:32] | Hey, there you are, little girl. There you go. | |
[07:33] | Oh… | |
[07:35] | Hello. | |
[07:38] | – Oh, hey. Really. – Hello. | |
[07:39] | What were you talking about? | |
[07:40] | Were you talking about your men? | |
[07:43] | – Hey. – Guys, this is, um, | |
[07:46] | Tom’s oldest and dearest friend Stan. | |
[07:49] | – Hi. – How was the game? | |
[07:52] | We left early. Stripling got lit up for seven | |
[07:54] | in the bottom of the fifth. | |
[07:56] | Hey, did you guys want some food? | |
[07:57] | Uh, we had Dodger Dogs. | |
[07:59] | – Was traffic bad? – Oh. It was awful. | |
[08:02] | I mean, you know, this is the reason I left L.A. | |
[08:04] | You know, the smog, the traffic, the earthquakes. | |
[08:08] | Northridge still wakes me up in the middle of the night. | |
[08:11] | I’m telling you, the rude people flip you off | |
[08:14] | and then drive away. No accountability. | |
[08:16] | Mary Jane. | |
[08:18] | Why are you clearing? Are we done? | |
[08:20] | Oh, you’re not done? Oh, I’ll… | |
[08:22] | I’ll put out more plates. I thought we were done. | |
[08:24] | Uh, we don’t need new plates. We pretty much just sat down. | |
[08:27] | No, hon. Here, I-I’ll put out more plates. | |
[08:30] | No, it’s okay. Forget it. We can be done. | |
[08:34] | Oh, I have dessert. | |
[08:36] | – Who wants dessert? – Oh, yes. Yes, me, please. | |
[08:38] | – Are we gonna watch the thing? – Yes, that’s why we’re here. | |
[08:40] | – Come on. – Hey. | |
[08:42] | What were you guys talking about tonight? | |
[08:45] | Sex? | |
[08:46] | Hmm? | |
[08:49] | – You look drunk. Ha-ha. – Yeah, you think so, Tom? | |
[08:53] | And you, Sammy. | |
[08:55] | Are you? | |
[08:57] | Just a little? | |
[09:00] | Ha-ha. | |
[09:05] | Night, girls. | |
[09:08] | – I’ll have dessert. – Yes. | |
[09:10] | I thanked Tom for letting us be here | |
[09:12] | and that it means a lot | |
[09:14] | and it’s really nice. | |
[09:15] | Why? | |
[09:16] | Uh, ’cause it’s his house. | |
[09:18] | No, it’s not. It’s Lala’s house, too. | |
[09:21] | He shouldn’t even be here. He left the game early. | |
[09:24] | He could’ve gone someplace else. | |
[09:26] | That’s disgusting. | |
[09:27] | What? | |
[09:28] | Yeah, we’ve been planning this for months. | |
[09:31] | Ida was gonna fly in. | |
[09:35] | Hey, Tom! | |
[09:37] | You want some ice cream and fruit? | |
[09:38] | Jesus Christ, don’t offer him dessert. | |
[09:40] | What are you doing? | |
[09:42] | I know, right? I know. | |
[09:44] | It’s, like, this thing I do, where I’m like, “Ah.” | |
[09:47] | Yeah, you, like, become, like, some kind of weird geisha. | |
[09:50] | Are you serious? | |
[09:51] | I am serious. | |
[09:53] | Can’t you just ask him to leave or something? | |
[09:55] | No, he doesn’t have to go anywhere. | |
[09:58] | I’m sorry, but I love my husband. | |
[10:01] | So, if you have a problem with him staying here, | |
[10:04] | then you get the fuck out. | |
[10:05] | – Oh. Okay… – Uh-uh-uh. Hey, hey, hey. | |
[10:08] | Come on, guys. | |
[10:11] | Tress, | |
[10:13] | you want to help me set up Sam’s movie? | |
[10:18] | Oh. | |
[10:20] | Are we still doing that? | |
[10:28] | I’m a little drunk. | |
[10:34] | Am I wrong? | |
[10:36] | It’s okay. | |
[10:38] | Sorry. But I’m not. | |
[10:40] | Sorry. | |
[10:42] | Mm. | |
[10:51] | Hello! | |
[10:52] | It’s just me. | |
[10:53] | – Hi. – Hi, Gran. | |
[10:56] | You look really nice. | |
[10:57] | Ah, thank you, Her Nibs. | |
[10:59] | You want some breakfast, Phil? | |
[11:02] | Um, I’ve eaten. | |
[11:03] | I’m going to an Irish wake today. | |
[11:04] | It’s day two. | |
[11:06] | What’s an Irish wake? | |
[11:07] | It’s a wake where they put the body | |
[11:08] | out on a table and there’s, like, candles | |
[11:10] | and everybody sings and dances | |
[11:12] | and loses their mind and gets shithouse drunk. | |
[11:15] | Well. | |
[11:21] | Mom! | |
[11:23] | Grandpa’s in my room! | |
[11:25] | But it’s really nice, because it goes on | |
[11:26] | – for, like, four days. – Mom, Mom, it’s Grandpa. | |
[11:28] | It’s kind of like shivah, and the body’s never alone. | |
[11:29] | Grandpa’s in my room! Mom! | |
[11:31] | He is certainly not. | |
[11:34] | He’s in a chest at the foot of my bed. | |
[11:36] | What? | |
[11:38] | What do you mean? | |
[11:40] | All this nonsense. It’s so much fuss. | |
[11:43] | I just had him cremated. | |
[11:46] | I’m not even sure | |
[11:47] | why I’ve kept his ashes. | |
[11:48] | More things underfoot. | |
[11:51] | Mom, I saw him. | |
[11:53] | He’s here. He’s here right now. | |
[11:56] | Okay, baby, calm down. | |
[11:57] | Mom! | |
[11:58] | Okay! Okay, okay, okay. | |
[12:00] | – Wait, let me turn down the burner. – Wait, I want to see. | |
[12:03] | Hang on! | |
[12:14] | Do any of you want to join me for the wake? | |
[12:17] | It’s ever so much fun. | |
[12:22] | Well, I’m off. | |
[12:25] | There’s nobody here except Mandy Patinkin. | |
[12:28] | I’m not lying! | |
[12:30] | – I know, honey. – No! | |
[12:31] | Grandpa was sitting right there, | |
[12:34] | in a brown suit, and he asked me | |
[12:35] | what was up with my friend Django’s mom. | |
[12:38] | Dude, that’s a big buttprint. | |
[12:39] | Duke couldn’t have made that. | |
[12:42] | Huh. | |
[12:43] | I need my dog. | |
[12:53] | Mom, I told you. There is something in the house. | |
[12:56] | It’s not a joke. | |
[12:58] | You never listen. | |
[13:07] | Thank you for | |
[13:08] | seeing me over your lunch. | |
[13:10] | Not a problem. | |
[13:11] | It sounded urgent. So… | |
[13:15] | Well, how are the pills working out? | |
[13:17] | You get any sleep? | |
[13:18] | Oh. Great. | |
[13:21] | They’re terrific. | |
[13:23] | Also, | |
[13:24] | I maybe forgot to start taking them. | |
[13:29] | Okay. | |
[13:31] | Well, that seemed like an important reason | |
[13:33] | for coming here. | |
[13:35] | – Yeah. – Is this about… | |
[13:37] | Okay. | |
[13:40] | Okay. | |
[13:41] | Fine. | |
[13:43] | Um… | |
[13:44] | Okay, I have this thing. | |
[13:47] | – Thing? – Yeah. | |
[13:48] | There’s this thing in the house. | |
[13:49] | It’s, like, um… | |
[13:51] | a presence, | |
[13:52] | I guess? | |
[13:53] | What-What do you mean, like a ghost? | |
[13:56] | Sure. Okay. | |
[13:58] | Yes. | |
[13:59] | And it’s driving my kids insane, | |
[14:02] | which is not that hard to do. | |
[14:03] | I mean, they’re actually terrified. | |
[14:05] | And I usually can keep a good handle on it. | |
[14:07] | But this otherworldly shit is a bit too much for me. | |
[14:12] | I mean, I’m a single lady. | |
[14:13] | Only one realm at a time, you know what I mean? | |
[14:16] | Okay, well, I’m not a-a children’s specialist. | |
[14:20] | What I want is, can you just come over to my house… | |
[14:24] | and lie to them? | |
[14:27] | – You want me to lie to them? – My kids | |
[14:29] | can’t be reasoned with on any kind of normal human level. | |
[14:33] | So, I don’t know, | |
[14:35] | I just thought maybe you could… | |
[14:37] | come over and pretend to be a medium | |
[14:40] | and say that you sense that the spirits are angry | |
[14:44] | because they’re mean to their mom or… | |
[14:47] | whatever. | |
[14:49] | Okay. | |
[14:51] | Okay, that is an insane idea, | |
[14:54] | and I don’t know why you’d come to me about it. | |
[14:56] | Isn’t that what you do… | |
[14:58] | Talk people down from the made-up shit in their heads? | |
[15:00] | Well, it’s a little more complicated than that, Sam. | |
[15:04] | And, you know what, this whole game, it’s kind of a, uh… | |
[15:08] | it’s kind of a bullshit move on your part. | |
[15:10] | Oh. | |
[15:11] | Uh, what? | |
[15:13] | Why did you text me when you were out of town? | |
[15:17] | Why’d you text me when you were away? | |
[15:19] | I don’t know. | |
[15:20] | Yes, you do. | |
[15:21] | Jesus, who cares? | |
[15:22] | – I just texted you… – I care. | |
[15:24] | I care, Sam, and you know it. | |
[15:29] | I’m not gonna lie to your kids the first time I meet them. | |
[15:32] | And if you were trying to sabotage this whole thing… | |
[15:35] | Whatever’s happening between you and me… | |
[15:37] | Uh, then mission accomplished. | |
[15:38] | And, uh… | |
[15:40] | I really… | |
[15:41] | I actually do have a-a busy afternoon, | |
[15:43] | so, uh, if that’s it… | |
[15:47] | Oh. | |
[15:50] | Yeah. | |
[15:53] | Okay. | |
[16:00] | Okay. | |
[16:02] | I’ll just… I’ll leave, I guess. | |
[16:07] | I… | |
[16:11] | Um… | |
[16:16] | I’m gonna go. | |
[16:25] | I don’t really know how to do this. | |
[16:30] | Well, | |
[16:32] | I don’t either, but… | |
[16:35] | maybe I could help you out. | |
[16:47] | Obviously, I’m not gonna charge you for this session. | |
[16:50] | Mm. | |
[16:56] | Is that turkey? | |
[16:58] | Mm-hmm. – Did you eat the whole pickle? | |
[17:00] | – Not yet. – Okay, good. | |
[17:24] | You know, kid… | |
[17:27] | whatever fathers say to their daughters | |
[17:29] | about their love lives… | |
[17:32] | …it’s toxic. | |
[17:34] | All of it. | |
[17:35] | A bullshit bunch of fear | |
[17:37] | that’s projected onto young women. | |
[17:39] | So you know what? | |
[17:41] | I’m not gonna say a thing to you | |
[17:43] | about what just happened in there. | |
[17:45] | – Okay. – That shrink, though… | |
[17:47] | he was kind of adorable. | |
[17:49] | Excuse me? | |
[17:51] | I mean, if I ever swung that way. You know. | |
[17:53] | Hey, back in the ’70s… | |
[17:55] | things got a little blurry. | |
[17:57] | Whole years, actually. | |
[18:01] | Oh, come on, lighten up! Kid! | |
[18:04] | You should be laughing, okay? | |
[18:07] | That was funny. Jesus, so serious. | |
[18:48] | Hey, mister. | |
[18:53] | You know what those are? | |
[18:55] | Comics? | |
[18:57] | Mm-hmm. See that? | |
[19:00] | Murray Fox. | |
[19:02] | – That’s Grandpa. – Mm-hmm. | |
[19:04] | He wrote it? | |
[19:06] | He wrote all of these. | |
[19:08] | All of those. | |
[19:12] | Hot Knives. | |
[19:14] | The Martian Who Loved Me. | |
[19:16] | – What’s that? – This… | |
[19:19] | is his word ball. | |
[19:23] | Whenever Grandpa would get stuck, | |
[19:25] | he would take this, and he would spin this around | |
[19:30] | and look for words that would inspire him. | |
[19:34] | – Can I try? – Yes. | |
[19:39] | Read one… one to me. | |
[19:41] | What does… | |
[19:43] | “in-effa-ble” mean? | |
[19:46] | Like, uh… | |
[19:48] | something that… | |
[19:50] | you can’t describe with words. | |
[19:53] | Isn’t that cool? | |
[19:55] | Yeah. | |
[20:03] | Did your dad leave you when you were little, too? | |
[20:09] | Honey, my dad didn’t leave me. | |
[20:12] | He had a heart attack. | |
[20:15] | Remember? We talked about it. | |
[20:17] | Okay. | |
[20:19] | Was he old? | |
[20:20] | No, not really. | |
[20:22] | How old was he? | |
[20:25] | He was almost 50. | |
[20:28] | Aren’t you almost fif… | |
[20:30] | Shah. | |
[20:32] | Shi-shi-shah. | |
[20:36] | Do you miss him? | |
[20:40] | Not all the time. | |
[20:42] | Sometimes. | |
[20:44] | I miss him today. | |
[20:48] | Hang on. | |
[20:56] | Remind me that story about, uh, Marion. | |
[20:58] | Oh, the one a few weeks ago? | |
[20:59] | – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – All right. Well… | |
[21:01] | – Is that…? – Mm-hmm. | |
[21:05] | Who’s the other voice? | |
[21:07] | – Who do you think? – Marion was | |
[21:09] | – teaching you to make an egg? – Uh-huh. | |
[21:10] | What? No. No. | |
[21:12] | What do you mean, no? | |
[21:14] | I was probably around your age there. | |
[21:17] | You sound weird. | |
[21:20] | – You sound weird! – No. Oh, okay. | |
[21:22] | – You sound weird! Take it back! – No! Stop! Stop! | |
[21:24] | Take it back. | |
[21:26] | – I take back nothing. – Take it back. Take it back. | |
[21:28] | I take back nothing. | |
[21:35] | – You gotta write it down. – I don’t write it down. | |
[21:37] | You have to write it down. | |
[21:38] | With these things, I tell you, | |
[21:39] | – I know, I know. – Got to keep a journal. | |
[21:40] | Okay, I will, I will. | |
[21:46] | Whether God exists or not, | |
[21:49] | it doesn’t make any difference. | |
[21:52] | The difference is, you’ve got to do life | |
[21:54] | believing in somebody or something. | |
[21:57] | You have to have faith in them. | |
[22:00] | If they let you down for any reason, | |
[22:04] | well, that’s the way it is. | |
[22:06] | But I just take life as it comes. | |
[22:08] | Comes and goes… | |
[22:38] | That’s definitely in! | |
[22:40] | I’m not gonna say it. | |
[22:42] | Fine. I’ll say it. | |
[23:14] | Monkey? | |
[23:28] | Oh… | |
[23:30] | Mandy. | |
[23:49] | Shit. | |
[24:07] | Oh. | |
[24:32] | Whew! | |
[24:40] | Whew. | |
[24:58] | Mm. |