| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:24] | Hey. Hey, honey. | |
| [00:27] | Do you remember that you asked me to get you | |
| [00:31] | ELO tickets? Hmm? | |
| [00:34] | So annoying people can’t recycle. | |
| [00:38] | Like, what the actual fuck? | |
| [00:42] | Okay, so, do you not want to go anymore? | |
| [00:45] | Mom, I’m in the middle of something. | |
| [00:47] | Okay, so what night would you like to go? | |
| [00:50] | What are you talking about? | |
| [00:52] | Hey. Mm-hmm. | |
| [00:58] | Yeah, what time? | |
| [01:00] | Uh-huh. | |
| [01:10] | Mom! Mom! | |
| [01:15] | Mom! | |
| [01:25] | Yes? H-How may I help you? | |
| [01:28] | I’m going to Melrose with Jason. | |
| [01:30] | Do you have any money so I can get… lunch or something? | |
| [01:36] | Okay. Frankie. | |
| [01:40] | I was trying to be nice by getting you tickets to a show | |
| [01:43] | that you begged me to get you tickets for. | |
| [01:46] | Then you were rude, and then, | |
| [01:49] | you ask me for money without even apologizing. | |
| [01:52] | Do you think that’s a fair assessment | |
| [01:54] | of what just happened? | |
| [01:58] | Frankie, this is where you say, | |
| [02:02] | “Mom, I’m sorry for being a little dick, | |
| [02:06] | and I really appreciate you getting me the tickets | |
| [02:09] | and taking the time. | |
| [02:10] | Also, may I please | |
| [02:13] | have some spending money?” | |
| [02:16] | Fine. Don’t give me the money. | |
| [02:18] | I’ll get some weirdo to buy me lunch | |
| [02:19] | and maybe he’ll traffic me | |
| [02:21] | and you can live with that for the rest of your life. | |
| [02:33] | Mom. Mom, I’m trapped. Mom? | |
| [02:37] | Mom, are you out there? | |
| [02:38] | Mom, let me out. | |
| [02:40] | Mom! I can’t get out! | |
| [03:01] | Hi. Oh. | |
| [03:03] | Hi, Sam. Thanks for the marinated ribs last Tuesday. | |
| [03:06] | Um, oh, God. So embarrassing. | |
| [03:10] | You didn’t have to bringthe truck. I mean, is this okay? | |
| [03:13] | Is it out of bounds | |
| [03:14] | to call you guys for something like this? | |
| [03:16] | No, it’s standard procedure, it’s what we’re here for. | |
| [03:18] | You won’t believe the things people call us about. | |
| [03:20] | Right, Cap? | |
| [03:22] | All right. Come on through. | |
| [03:24] | I’ll show you where the emergency is. | |
| [03:27] | It’s Frankie’s room. Thank you. | |
| [03:37] | Hi. Sorry. Thanks. | |
| [03:39] | My pleasure. Must’ve been the wind, huh? | |
| [03:43] | Seems to have been slammed pretty hard. | |
| [03:45] | These old doors, they get stuck all the time. | |
| [03:50] | – Okay. You’re free. – Thanks, guys. | |
| [03:54] | – Bye, now. – Take care. | |
| [03:56] | Happy Mother’s Day. | |
| [04:01] | You’re welcome! | |
| [04:04] | Ugh. | |
| [04:14] | Okay. | |
| [04:41] | And so it begins. Come on, Chewy. | |
| [04:53] | Okay. | |
| [04:55] | “Pour half of the MiraLAX solution… | |
| [05:00] | “the water… Mix until | |
| [05:04] | it is dissolved completely.” | |
| [05:06] | Blah, blah, blah. | |
| [05:16] | “Mix with any clear liquid, | |
| [05:19] | not red.” | |
| [05:54] | Hello. Hi, Dr. Santoro. | |
| [05:57] | Hi, Sam, how are you doing? | |
| [05:59] | Thank you for calling me back. | |
| [06:01] | I’m sorry to bother you. I didn’t mean to disturb you. | |
| [06:04] | – Am I disturbing you? – It’s fine. | |
| [06:06] | My daughter is visiting me from out of town. | |
| [06:10] | So, how are you doing? | |
| [06:12] | – Any movement? – Nope. | |
| [06:14] | There’s no movement yet. Nothing, no poop, no caca. | |
| [06:18] | It’ll come. | |
| [06:19] | You have to push liquids for now. | |
| [06:21] | Ha! Field of Dreams. | |
| [06:24] | If you push them, shit will come. | |
| [06:26] | Sam. | |
| [06:28] | You’re wonderful. | |
| [06:30] | Thank you so much, Dr. Santoro. | |
| [06:32] | I’ll see you tomorrow for my big opening! | |
| [06:34] | Have a good night, Sam. | |
| [06:37] | See you tomorrow. | |
| [06:38] | D… | |
| [06:42] | Oh my God. | |
| [06:44] | This woman is crazy. But I love her. | |
| [06:47] | Oh, wait. | |
| [06:49] | Here we go. | |
| [06:54] | Nope. Nothing. | |
| [07:01] | “A sheepdog had not a good master, | |
| [07:04] | “but, on the contrary, one who let him suffer hunger. | |
| [07:07] | “As he could stay no longer with him, | |
| [07:10] | – he went quite sadly…” – Oh. | |
| [07:12] | Oh. | |
| [07:13] | Honey? Honey? | |
| [07:15] | I love you. I love you. | |
| [07:16] | Good night. Mm! | |
| [07:18] | I love you. Finish the book. | |
| [07:20] | I love you. Honey, honey. | |
| [07:21] | Mommy’s got to go to her own toilet now. | |
| [07:24] | Mom? | |
| [07:25] | You’re scaring me. | |
| [07:34] | I put extra toilet paper in the bathroom for you, Mom. | |
| [07:39] | And don’t forget to put Vaselineon your butthole. | |
| [07:42] | Love you. | |
| [07:52] | Okay, I’m gonna leave them out here. | |
| [08:11] | Yes. | |
| [08:13] | Ooh! | |
| [08:24] | Oh, my God. | |
| [08:45] | No, no, no. | |
| [08:47] | Shoo! Shoo! Out. | |
| [09:59] | But I love nursing still, ’cause I get to be of service. | |
| [10:02] | Yeah. I hear it’s harderto be a nurse than be a doctor. | |
| [10:06] | One hundo-P. | |
| [10:08] | Right this way, ma’am. | |
| [10:12] | – After you. – Thank you. | |
| [10:14] | Hi, ladies. | |
| [10:15] | – Hi. | – Hi. |
| [10:16] | How’s everything? | |
| [10:18] | – Good. How are you? – Good. Good. Thank you. | |
| [10:20] | Oh, you’re gonna put an I.V. in, huh? | |
| [10:22] | Yeah. | |
| [10:25] | Okay. | |
| [10:29] | You’re okay. | |
| [10:30] | You’re okay. | |
| [10:32] | – You’re okay. | – You’re okay. |
| [10:34] | – You’re totally okay. – You’re okay. | |
| [10:35] | You’re so okay. | |
| [10:37] | – You’re okay. – You… | |
| [10:39] | Thank you. | |
| [10:41] | – That was good. – Good. | |
| [10:44] | Ah. Farsi… | |
| [10:47] | Um, no. | |
| [10:49] | I wish I spoke more Farsi, but I really like it a lot. | |
| [10:53] | I have… I have a lot of deusts. | |
| [10:54] | My family and I celebrate Chaharshanbe Suri every year. | |
| [10:58] | Ah, how cool. Chaharshanbe Suri… | |
| [11:05] | – Exactly. – Huh? | |
| [11:08] | Okay. You did great. | |
| [11:10] | You did great. | |
| [11:12] | How do you say “thank you”? | |
| [11:13] | Say “merci.” | |
| [11:15] | Oh, merci. I know. | |
| [11:16] | Merci. | |
| [11:17] | Your doctor’s gonna be with you soon, okay? | |
| [11:20] | Merci. | |
| [11:24] | She’s so pretty. | |
| [11:25] | – I know. – Beautiful. | |
| [11:27] | – Gorgeous. The hair kills me. – Yeah. | |
| [11:29] | Hi. | |
| [11:31] | Hi. | |
| [11:32] | Hi. I’m Roy. | |
| [11:34] | I’m your nurse anesthetist. | |
| [11:35] | Tell me, are you allergic to eggs or soy? | |
| [11:38] | Why? Are you gonna cook for me? | |
| [11:41] | That’s too funny. | |
| [11:43] | No, those are in one of our solutions. | |
| [11:45] | No, I’m not allergic to those, but can you please arrange | |
| [11:48] | for a pleasant dream while I’m under? | |
| [11:50] | Oh, that’s my specialty, dear. | |
| [11:53] | All right. | |
| [11:58] | Cute. | |
| [12:01] | Okay, Nurse Roy. | |
| [12:04] | You’ll have dreams about him. | |
| [12:05] | Guess what my specialty is. | |
| [12:13] | Hi, Sam. | |
| [12:15] | Hi, Dr. Santoro. | |
| [12:16] | Please don’t tear my butthole. | |
| [12:18] | You know I do a thousand of these a year, right? | |
| [12:22] | I don’t know why you’d want to, but okay, if you say so. | |
| [12:25] | All right. | |
| [12:26] | Let’s turn you on your left side, hmm? | |
| [12:32] | Is it happening? | |
| [12:34] | Am I on drugs yet? | |
| [12:35] | Not yet, dear. You’ll know when. | |
| [12:37] | So, I tell all my creative people | |
| [12:40] | to think of something fabulous. | |
| [12:43] | Think of an idea, and your mind will go to incredible places. | |
| [12:46] | Think of something specific. | |
| [12:48] | All right. | |
| [12:49] | Go ahead, do me a favor. | |
| [12:51] | Count backwards from five. | |
| [12:52] | Okay. Five, four… | |
| [13:13] | – Mm. Mm. – Mm, mm. | |
| [13:16] | So good. Delicious. | |
| [13:26] | Yeah. Just take a big swig. | |
| [13:28] | A big swig. All the way. | |
| [13:29] | Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. | |
| [13:40] | Mm! | |
| [14:10] | Sorry about that. | |
| [14:11] | No problem. | |
| [14:15] | Hi. You okay? | |
| [14:16] | – How you doing? – Did you hear that? | |
| [14:18] | You okay? | |
| [14:21] | – Yes. I’m great. – Hi. Hi. | |
| [14:23] | I want to go. I’m ready to go. | |
| [14:24] | – Can we go? Let’s go. – Okay. | |
| [14:26] | Your-your phone has been blowing up. | |
| [14:27] | Max found an apartment in Hollywood, | |
| [14:28] | and she needs you to put a deposit down | |
| [14:30] | in, like, five minutes. | |
| [14:31] | What? Excuse me? | |
| [14:32] | Please, I’m a little busy right now. | |
| [14:35] | – God. – Hi, Sam. How you feeling? | |
| [14:37] | Hi. Um, good. | |
| [14:38] | Am… are we discharged? | |
| [14:40] | Well, I’m really glad we did this. | |
| [14:42] | Let me pull up a chair. | |
| [14:44] | Ohp. Oh. The chair slide. | |
| [14:46] | She’s getting a chair. She’s coming in close. | |
| [14:48] | – That’s not good, Sunny. – It’s okay. I’m right here. | |
| [14:50] | Okay. See this? | |
| [14:54] | That is a polyp. | |
| [14:56] | I have a polyp? | |
| [14:58] | Two of ’em. | |
| [14:59] | Here and here. | |
| [15:01] | – See it? – Mm-hmm. | |
| [15:04] | So I removed the polyps, and I tattooed both areas | |
| [15:07] | just so I know where they are next time I go back in there. | |
| [15:11] | – I have tattoos now. – Two of ’em. | |
| [15:13] | There was also another thing. | |
| [15:15] | See this red ridge that’s up near your appendix? | |
| [15:19] | So I scraped that off, I took samples, | |
| [15:21] | I looked at it on a plate. | |
| [15:24] | It probably is nothing. | |
| [15:26] | – But it could be a malignant… – Wait, what? | |
| [15:30] | …polyp. | |
| [15:32] | – Mmm. – If it is, | |
| [15:33] | it means that I would have to gothrough your bellybutton | |
| [15:35] | and remove it laparoscopically. | |
| [15:37] | Easily extricated and done in an outpatient procedure. | |
| [15:46] | Polyp. | |
| [15:48] | Polyp. Polyp is a funny word. | |
| [15:51] | I mean, not really so much in this instance, | |
| [15:54] | pertaining to me, but… Polyp, though. | |
| [15:57] | Ps are funny. | |
| [16:00] | Oy. | |
| [16:01] | – Uh, can we go? – Can… Yeah. | |
| [16:03] | Because I really want to get my body over a toilet. | |
| [16:06] | Ah, that’s just air. | |
| [16:07] | And yes, you can go. | |
| [16:09] | And have a glass of wine tonight. | |
| [16:11] | You probably have some anxiety from all this. | |
| [16:14] | I don’t. | |
| [16:15] | I mean, I didn’t, but actually, now I do, | |
| [16:17] | and I really do have to poop. | |
| [16:19] | That’s just air. | |
| [16:22] | I don’t think so. | |
| [16:23] | I don’t believe you. | |
| [16:25] | – I can’t… this can’t possibly… – Try to get… | |
| [16:29] | Oh. | |
| [16:31] | It was just air. | |
| [16:32] | Sorry. | |
| [16:35] | Oh, God. | |
| [16:37] | – That’s better. – Whoo! | |
| [16:38] | – Yeah. – Thanks, Dr. Santoro. | |
| [16:43] | In future, Sam: | |
| [16:44] | no tampons, no Q-tips, no Kleenex, nothing. | |
| [16:47] | Only caca. | |
| [16:48] | We know that, Lev. | |
| [16:50] | We only put caca in the toilets here. | |
| [16:52] | Four ladies in the house cannot have such big caca. | |
| [16:54] | Impossible. | |
| [16:55] | You don’t know these ladies | |
| [16:57] | and you don’t know our cacas. | |
| [16:59] | Oh. Oh, here’s the nice soap. | |
| [17:01] | Ah, of course. | |
| [17:02] | Yes. | |
| [17:04] | Plus, I need to replace this toilet, it’s old. | |
| [17:07] | You need more horsepower. | |
| [17:09] | Exactly. I’m tired of plunging it. | |
| [17:11] | – How much you want to spend? – I don’t care. | |
| [17:13] | I just want one that is never gonna clog on me again. | |
| [17:16] | Okay. | |
| [17:18] | If you have YouTube, I have toilet for you. | |
| [17:20] | I can show you. | |
| [17:21] | Oh. | |
| [17:23] | Okay. | |
| [17:27] | Okay. | |
| [17:31] | Ah, just… put this right there. | |
| [17:36] | Okay, this is Bentley of toilets. | |
| [17:38] | They have in prisons so criminals cannot flood cells. | |
| [17:40] | Oh, my God! Lev! | |
| [17:42] | Yes! | |
| [17:44] | That’s the one! | |
| [17:45] | Amazing, right? Keep watching. | |
| [17:47] | Are those golf balls? | |
| [17:52] | I love this thing! | |
| [17:54] | If you want, you can flush a small dog | |
| [17:57] | or even a kilo of cocaine. | |
| [17:58] | I want it. | |
| [18:00] | I want it. Seriously. | |
| [18:01] | When can I get one? | |
| [18:02] | – I can get one for you and install. – Thank you. | |
| [18:05] | Uh, tonight I go to Torrance, and I pick up toilets | |
| [18:07] | and install for you tomorrow. | |
| [18:09] | You’re amazing. | |
| [18:10] | High-five, then. | |
| [18:12] | Oh. Lev, you know I can’t… | |
| [18:14] | No offense. | |
| [18:16] | – Ah. Uh… None taken. – Yeah. | |
| [18:24] | So, this is it. | |
| [18:26] | The last session. | |
| [18:27] | Yep. | |
| [18:30] | How do you feel about that? | |
| [18:33] | I don’t know, Doc. How do you feel about it? | |
| [18:35] | I don’t know, Ms. Fox, how do you feel about it? | |
| [18:40] | I feel like… | |
| [18:43] | Xanax tonight? | |
| [18:45] | Hey. | |
| [18:47] | My prescription was for sleep, anxiety and four sessions. | |
| [18:51] | Ding. | |
| [18:52] | Look, uh… | |
| [18:53] | Uh, these sessions… | |
| [18:55] | I-It’s kind of… | |
| [18:58] | Well, it’s not kind of, it’s really not okay. | |
| [19:00] | Why? | |
| [19:02] | – It isn’t therapy, Sam. And… – Yes, it is. | |
| [19:06] | I’m sitting here talking, you’re listening… | |
| [19:09] | This is therapy. If this isn’t therapy, what is it? | |
| [19:11] | But you’re not talking, Sam. You’re not. | |
| [19:14] | And maybe you would have openedup to some other therapist | |
| [19:17] | who doesn’t have a past with you. | |
| [19:18] | I should have referred you out, | |
| [19:20] | I really, really should have. | |
| [19:22] | Hippocratic oath and shit. | |
| [19:24] | Why didn’t you and shit? | |
| [19:25] | Why didn’t I? | |
| [19:28] | That’s a good question. | |
| [19:30] | That’s a good… Well, why didn’t I? | |
| [19:32] | Well, I guess because I wanted to see you again. | |
| [19:35] | And I really wasn’t thinking about anything else. | |
| [19:39] | And to think I opened up all my traumas to you. | |
| [19:42] | You didn’t open up anything to me. | |
| [19:44] | Y-You don’t want therapy. | |
| [19:46] | Therapy is not for you. | |
| [19:47] | What’s that supposed to mean? I could be good at therapy. | |
| [19:50] | If I tried. | |
| [19:52] | Okay, tell me about your ex-husband. | |
| [19:54] | What? Are you insane? | |
| [19:56] | I’m not talking about that. Ew. | |
| [19:58] | – Tell me about your father. – No. | |
| [20:00] | – What about your mother? – Oh, God, no. No way. | |
| [20:02] | Okay, okay, so we’re not gonna talk about your failed marriage, | |
| [20:06] | nothing about your family, | |
| [20:07] | or about your childhood, | |
| [20:09] | or about your sex life | |
| [20:11] | or your dreams. | |
| [20:13] | Nothing about your dating life | |
| [20:15] | or what gives you meaning | |
| [20:16] | or even the loneliness, | |
| [20:18] | the-the loneliness that we all feel. | |
| [20:21] | Nope. | |
| [20:23] | Nope, absolutely… nope. | |
| [20:26] | All right, Sam. | |
| [20:29] | You’re being emotional eel slippery. | |
| [20:32] | And I have to say that, for someone like me, | |
| [20:35] | who-who-who loves to indulge | |
| [20:38] | in talking about everything… | |
| [20:41] | it’s kind of hot. | |
| [20:44] | It is? | |
| [20:46] | Yeah, but you’re just playing a game, and… | |
| [20:50] | it’s gonna catch up to you. | |
| [20:53] | Yeah, probably. | |
| [20:54] | But not today? | |
| [20:56] | – Nope. – No. | |
| [20:58] | All right, well, we still have some… | |
| [21:00] | some time left in this session. | |
| [21:01] | How do you want to spend it? | |
| [21:07] | I don’t know, Doc. | |
| [21:09] | How do you want to spend it? | |
| [21:10] | Hey, it’s your dime. | |
| [21:12] | Uh, it’s completely up to you, Sam. | |
| [21:14] | I’ll do whatever you tell me. | |
| [21:19] | I’ll do… | |
| [21:21] | whatever you tell me. | |
| [21:23] | Well… | |
| [21:26] | well, I want you to come over here | |
| [21:27] | and sit next to me on this bench. | |
| [21:30] | Just like you did on that benchthat day at Camp Teak, | |
| [21:35] | when we were watchingthe counselors put on that play. | |
| [21:40] | And I want you to look at me | |
| [21:41] | just like you looked at me that day, like… | |
| [21:44] | like, “Oops, sorry about that.” | |
| [21:47] | But then I want you to leave your foot there | |
| [21:49] | and not say a word. | |
| [21:51] | Just like you did for the whole play back then. | |
| [21:57] | That’s what I want you to do. | |
| [21:58] | I want you to do that. | |
| [22:00] | Right now. | |
| [22:02] | That would be… | |
| [22:04] | incredibly inappropriate. | |
| [22:32] | I’ve had blue balls of the heart for you for over 30 years. | |
| [22:37] | Mm. | |
| [22:39] | And you are officially fired as my patient. | |
| [22:43] | Mm. | |
| [22:51] | Well, I guess that’s all the time we have for today, Doc. | |
| [22:55] | Okay, I’ll just get my… | |
| [22:59] | Thank you. | |
| [23:06] | Oh, my God! | |
| [23:09] | Yes! | |
| [23:12] | Let’s try potatoes. | |
| [23:14] | Or a shampoo bottle. | |
| [23:15] | Okay, one more, though. | |
| [23:20] | – What are you doing? – Mom. | |
| [23:22] | Yo, this thing is incredible. This is the third towel | |
| [23:24] | we’ve flushed down this thing. | |
| [23:25] | Frankie. | |
| [23:26] | Why are you flushing our towels down the toilet? | |
| [23:29] | Mom, can we name the toilet? | |
| [23:31] | It deserves a name like… | |
| [23:33] | Balthazar or Abigail. | |
| [23:35] | Or Slender Man. | |
| [23:36] | I know. | |
| [23:38] | But quit flushing our towels down the toilet. | |
| [23:40] | – You crazy? – Last one. | |
| [23:41] | Hey! No! | |
| [23:43] | Quit it! | |
| [23:48] | I don’t know you. Who are you? | |
| [23:49] | I’m Quaker, Frankie’s friend. | |
| [23:52] | Oh. Hi. | |
| [23:54] | Have fun. | |
| [23:56] | Don’t sleep over. | |
| [23:57] | Good night. | |
| [24:28] | Yes. |