| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:00] | Really heavy. | |
| [00:02] | This was, like, a monsoon of a period. | |
| [00:04] | It lasted, like, over two weeks. | |
| [00:06] | Sometimes, our ovaries… they just get lazy. | |
| [00:10] | Yeah, and I guess these are what you would call hot flashes. | |
| [00:14] | I can’t believe this is actually finally happening to me. | |
| [00:16] | Also, plus, my ex-husband | |
| [00:20] | is repeatedly raping me every night. | |
| [00:24] | Excuse me? | |
| [00:25] | In my dreams. | |
| [00:27] | No, not dreams. | |
| [00:28] | They’re nightmares, in my nightmares. | |
| [00:30] | U-Uh, I’m sorry, that, uh… sounds awful. | |
| [00:34] | Do you think it’s, like, hormones? | |
| [00:37] | You think this is it? | |
| [00:38] | I mean, this has got to be it. This is it, right? | |
| [00:40] | Well, we’ll take your blood today | |
| [00:42] | and again in six months. | |
| [00:43] | And if you don’t get another period, | |
| [00:45] | then you will be in perimenopause. | |
| [00:47] | We’ll also check your FSH levels. | |
| [00:48] | Below 20 is normal, above 30 is change of life. | |
| [00:53] | This is normal. | |
| [00:55] | You’re degenerating. | |
| [00:56] | Oh. Thank you. | |
| [00:58] | You’re coming into your gland finale. | |
| [01:00] | Like, the fireworks at the end of the Fourth of July. | |
| [01:03] | Okay, yes. Yes! | |
| [01:06] | I can’t wait to have a full beard. | |
| [01:08] | Or a soul patch. | |
| [01:09] | Okay, well. | |
| [01:11] | Uh, let’s have a look. | |
| [01:12] | Please put your heels up in the stirrups. | |
| [01:13] | Okay. | |
| [01:29] | Okay. | |
| [01:30] | Uh, could you please, uh, scoot down a little bit. | |
| [01:32] | – Little bit further, please? – Okay. | |
| [01:37] | I’m-I’m sorry to ask, | |
| [01:40] | but are you gonna put on gloves? | |
| [01:43] | Oh, yes, I am. | |
| [01:45] | Um, I always do. | |
| [01:46] | See? Right here. | |
| [01:47] | – Okay, good. – Got it. | |
| [01:50] | Sorry. I didn’t mean to question your professionalism. | |
| [01:53] | Does it, does it bother you that I asked you that? | |
| [01:55] | Nah, we’re all good, Sam. | |
| [01:57] | Okay, good. | |
| [01:59] | Because, if you think about it, Dr. Chen, | |
| [02:03] | there’s just one thin layer of latex | |
| [02:05] | that is the difference between you examining me | |
| [02:08] | and you fingering me. | |
| [02:10] | You know what I’m saying? | |
| [02:13] | Let’s just try to relax. | |
| [02:15] | Yeah. | |
| [02:17] | Uh, wiggle your toes, please. | |
| [02:18] | Why? | |
| [02:20] | It, uh, it helps to open you up down there. | |
| [02:40] | First thing on your disclaimer… | |
| [02:42] | Entrants use this facility at their own risk. | |
| [02:45] | Unsafe driving conditions can lead | |
| [02:46] | to injuries and/or death. | |
| [02:48] | So please be aware | |
| [02:50] | – of the front two pedals… – Hey, buddy. | |
| [02:52] | Sorry to interrupt, but I… | |
| [02:53] | Can you talk a little bit louder? | |
| [02:55] | – I can’t hear you. – Mom. Stop. | |
| [02:58] | He’s telling us important safety things. | |
| [03:00] | We’re about to operate dangerous machinery. | |
| [03:03] | – We need to hear this. – It’s not important, Sam. | |
| [03:05] | It’s safety B.S. and legal disclaimers | |
| [03:07] | that would never hold up in court. | |
| [03:09] | Mom? Mom. | |
| [03:11] | Can I have more quarters for air hockey? | |
| [03:13] | I gave you ten dollars. You already spent it? | |
| [03:16] | Uh-huh, on the claw machine. Can we have more? | |
| [03:18] | – And we want to play air hockey. – Where’s Pepper? | |
| [03:20] | She’s over there playing at the pool table. | |
| [03:26] | Okay. | |
| [03:29] | – Okay? – Bye. | |
| [03:31] | I love you. T.Y. T.Y. T.Y. | |
| [03:32] | Okay, you’re welcome. Y.W. | |
| [03:35] | Please, continue. | |
| [03:36] | So. | |
| [03:38] | Keep a three-yard distance between each kart | |
| [03:41] | – on the way, so if you get be… – Buddy. | |
| [03:43] | Bro, not to be an asshole, | |
| [03:46] | but I still can’t hear you. Not at all. | |
| [03:50] | Listen, I know this probably isn’t your dream job, | |
| [03:52] | but what you do here is important. | |
| [03:54] | You provide a very important service, | |
| [03:57] | so we need to hear you. | |
| [03:59] | Okay, yeah, sure. | |
| [04:00] | Mom, do you want to ride the go-karts, or not? | |
| [04:02] | No, I really don’t. | |
| [04:04] | But I’m trying to give you guys a fun childhood | |
| [04:06] | and at the same time, to not die or get paralyzed. | |
| [04:10] | All right, Mom, | |
| [04:12] | stop being so dramatic. | |
| [04:13] | And you, sir, are the only thing that sits between | |
| [04:17] | my family and a horrible tragedy. | |
| [04:20] | So please make your instructions clearer. | |
| [04:23] | Sing out, Louise. | |
| [04:25] | – Um, Ollivier. – Oh. | |
| [04:27] | – My name’s Ollivier. – Oh, he’s Ollivier. | |
| [04:29] | – Oh. – Ollivier. | |
| [04:30] | – Oh. – So funny, man. | |
| [04:31] | – I’m Ollivier, as well. – That’s crazy, man. | |
| [04:34] | Nice to meet you, Ollivier. | |
| [04:36] | Right back at you, man. | |
| [04:37] | Give us your instructions, Go-Kart Ollivier. | |
| [04:42] | Um, entrants use this facility at their own risk. | |
| [04:45] | Any unsafe driving conditions can lead to | |
| [04:46] | injuries and/or death. | |
| [04:48] | There we have our first two pedals. | |
| [04:50] | The green pedal is for acceleration, | |
| [04:51] | and the red pedal is for the brakes. | |
| [05:07] | You got the wrong one. | |
| [05:10] | Hey! Fun mom! | |
| [05:20] | Yes. | |
| [05:22] | I’m a wheelman from way back. | |
| [05:25] | Yes, I am. | |
| [05:29] | Fun, right? | |
| [05:31] | Hey, Mom, hot behind. | |
| [05:34] | I love you, Mom! | |
| [05:35] | Me, more! | |
| [05:47] | – Shotgun. – Duke, don’t. | |
| [05:50] | Don’t try. | |
| [05:51] | Hey, hey, hey, hey. | |
| [05:52] | – Getting in the car. – Hey, no. No. Hey. | |
| [05:54] | – Duke. Duke. No, get out. – What? What? | |
| [05:57] | – Hey! Stop. Are you kidding me? – Out. Out. | |
| [06:00] | Are you coming home for dinner? | |
| [06:02] | Uh, I don’t know. | |
| [06:03] | Why? This is unfair. | |
| [06:05] | – Those are so sweet. – No, it’s not unfair. | |
| [06:07] | – Will you send me those? – Mm-hmm. | |
| [06:08] | You’ve been getting it all this time. | |
| [06:10] | Stop, stop! You got all last week, you got it. | |
| [06:14] | – I will always get it, I’m older. – Guys. | |
| [06:16] | Listen, technically, you’re too small | |
| [06:18] | to legally sit in the front seat. | |
| [06:19] | – Shut up! – Enough. | |
| [06:21] | – Mom could get arrested, you know. – You’re so rude! | |
| [06:23] | Hey! That’s enough. | |
| [06:26] | Be quiet. Stop it. | |
| [06:29] | – Hey! – Selfish! | |
| [06:31] | – I’m done. – Super dramatic, Mom. | |
| [06:33] | So mean. | |
| [06:35] | Oh. | |
| [06:40] | Okay, I tell you what. | |
| [06:43] | You have one minute. | |
| [06:45] | You can say anything you want to each other. | |
| [06:47] | Anything. You get it all out. | |
| [06:49] | Say the worst things that pop into your head. | |
| [06:52] | Anything. | |
| [06:53] | And then it’s over. | |
| [06:55] | Okay? | |
| [06:56] | – Anything? – Anything. | |
| [06:59] | For real, Mom? Like, bad words? | |
| [07:02] | Really bad words? | |
| [07:04] | Yep, no limit. | |
| [07:05] | Cursing? We can curse? | |
| [07:07] | Yes, go for it. | |
| [07:09] | But then it’s over. Okay? | |
| [07:11] | Let me see you fight. | |
| [07:12] | You can really get it all out. | |
| [07:15] | Just say all the bad things to each other. | |
| [07:18] | One minute. | |
| [07:20] | And, go. | |
| [07:21] | – Bitch, fucking asshole. – Little baby. | |
| [07:23] | – Mommy’s little perfect angel. – Selfish, fishpussy psycho. | |
| [07:25] | – Manipulative. – Dick breath. | |
| [07:26] | – Get everything you want. – Shit licker. | |
| [07:28] | – Manipulative, spoiled… – Psycho. | |
| [07:30] | Cock, douche sack, fuckface! | |
| [07:38] | What just happened? | |
| [07:40] | – I’m dizzy. – Jew. | |
| [07:43] | Your mouth! | |
| [07:45] | Oh, my God! | |
| [07:46] | – Duke! – No! | |
| [07:48] | Did she just say that? | |
| [07:51] | I’ll wash out your mouth with soap. | |
| [07:54] | That’s it. | |
| [07:57] | No, Pepper, close your ears. | |
| [08:00] | That’s the worst thing. | |
| [08:03] | Oh, my God. Wash your mouth out with soap. | |
| [08:06] | Oh, my God, I’m done. | |
| [08:12] | I didn’t know you knew those words! | |
| [08:29] | Happy birthday. | |
| [08:32] | – What can this be? – It’s called The Womanizer. | |
| [08:35] | It, um, well, it sucks on your clit. | |
| [08:39] | – Oy. – Sam, Sam. | |
| [08:42] | – It’s for your clit. – I don’t like it. | |
| [08:45] | They did a study. Half of all women orgasm within 60 seconds. | |
| [08:49] | – What? 60 seconds? – 60 seconds. | |
| [08:51] | Excuse me. | |
| [08:53] | I’m sorry it doesn’t come attached | |
| [08:55] | to an actual living, breathing man, but… | |
| [08:57] | they seem to be all off with 25-year-olds these days. | |
| [08:59] | Oh, yeah. That’s because we’ve aged out of our men, | |
| [09:02] | like kids age out of the foster care system. | |
| [09:05] | Facts on facts on facts on facts. | |
| [09:07] | That’s it. | |
| [09:09] | – Thank you. – Double fist. | |
| [09:14] | Ooh. Ooh. What? | |
| [09:16] | I don’t, I don’t see a ring. I don’t have a ring. | |
| [09:18] | – Who doesn’t, even? – My husband is just boring. | |
| [09:20] | He wasn’t always boring. He’s boring. | |
| [09:23] | And he talks and all I hear is… | |
| [09:27] | White noise. | |
| [09:28] | You’re so lucky you got out, Sam. | |
| [09:30] | I am next, goddamm it. I’m next! | |
| [09:34] | Hello, ladies. Uh, so, tonight’s special… | |
| [09:37] | Oh, honey, hi, listen, no offense, but could we have him? | |
| [09:40] | ‘Cause we never get to look at anything nice like that. | |
| [09:43] | Come on, you get to fuck him, we just want | |
| [09:45] | – to play with him a little. – Seems fair. | |
| [09:49] | Buonasera, grazie. | |
| [09:51] | Don’t give me that look. Did you see that look she… | |
| [09:53] | I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you. | |
| [09:56] | Tonight I’m gonna do rails, I’m gonna fuck that waiter, | |
| [09:58] | and I’m gonna leave my husband. | |
| [10:00] | It’s all happening tonight, all happening. | |
| [10:03] | Thank you. | |
| [10:05] | Buonasera, signorine. | |
| [10:06] | Buonasera. | |
| [10:08] | Buonasera. | |
| [10:09] | Da che parte dell’Italia vien? | |
| [10:11] | – Naples. – Oh. | |
| [10:13] | Come hai imparato a parlare cosi bene italiana? | |
| [10:15] | Well, I spent summers in Avellino. | |
| [10:17] | Hai visitato il Santuario di Montevergine? | |
| [10:21] | Of course. | |
| [10:22] | I spent my 40th birthday in Avellino. | |
| [10:24] | You are not 40. | |
| [10:25] | – Um, yeah, I am 40. – Not possible. | |
| [10:28] | Shut up. | |
| [10:30] | Yes, look. | |
| [10:31] | I got this necklace | |
| [10:35] | on my 40th birthday. | |
| [10:37] | It’s made from a 230-year-old Italian coin. | |
| [10:40] | So pretty. Marcello, you have them all to yourself. | |
| [10:43] | This isn’t fair. | |
| [10:45] | You have to share. | |
| [10:48] | I’ll share. | |
| [10:49] | Oh, my God. | |
| [10:51] | When they do that, it makes me feel like we’re in wheelchairs | |
| [10:54] | lined up outside the nursing home. | |
| [10:56] | Just put a thin blanket over my legs | |
| [10:58] | – and point me towards the sun. – Ugh. | |
| [11:00] | – When did we start being that? – About ten years ago. | |
| [11:03] | Yeah, and about 20 years ago, I would’ve believed them. | |
| [11:06] | And then they would’ve tried to take us to a club after | |
| [11:09] | and most of us would’ve gotten laid. | |
| [11:11] | Oh, me the most. Me the most laid. | |
| [11:16] | We’re irrelevant. | |
| [11:17] | – We’re obsolete. – We’re disgusting. | |
| [11:19] | Absolutely disgusting. | |
| [11:20] | I have a belly and a beard and my period. | |
| [11:23] | My stomach’s trying to fuck my pussy. | |
| [11:29] | You realize this is as good as we’re ever gonna look, right? | |
| [11:32] | It’s just gonna go downhill from here. | |
| [11:34] | I know. 100%. | |
| [11:35] | Can’t wait, though. | |
| [11:38] | Yeah. | |
| [11:44] | This is… a goal of life. | |
| [11:47] | This was part of my flow chart. | |
| [11:57] | Do you and Danny still do it every day? | |
| [12:02] | Well, in a word… yes. | |
| [12:06] | Sometimes more than once. | |
| [12:07] | But do you guys pretend to-to, like, be other people, | |
| [12:11] | other people came over to the house, like, | |
| [12:13] | “Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.” | |
| [12:17] | They were $379, it’s real gold. | |
| [12:21] | I love you. | |
| [12:22] | All right, who wants to go to the bathroom? Anybody? | |
| [12:25] | Exactly. | |
| [12:27] | Don’t you want to go to the bathroom? | |
| [12:29] | – No, I’m with Lala. – You don’t want to go… | |
| [12:30] | No, I don’t want to. | |
| [12:35] | – Whoa! – Hi. | |
| [12:36] | I’m so sorry I’m late. I can’t believe I even made it. | |
| [12:39] | It’s good to see you. I’m glad you made it, too. | |
| [12:42] | – I can’t believe we’re here. – How’s Randy? | |
| [12:44] | Oh, he’s okay, but his dad is dying. | |
| [12:48] | – Oh… – Yes. | |
| [12:50] | Shitshow as usual. | |
| [12:52] | I’m taking care of the boys alone and his mama. | |
| [12:55] | Meanwhile, I’m supposed to get back to Thailand | |
| [12:57] | to finish the film. | |
| [12:59] | Where in the hell is everybody else? | |
| [13:01] | – Bathroom. – Yeah. | |
| [13:02] | – Already? – Mm-hmm. | |
| [13:04] | Oh, yes. Mama blow. | |
| [13:07] | At last. Ladies, I gots to go. | |
| [13:16] | I see you. | |
| [13:19] | What’s that for, huh? | |
| [13:37] | – How’s Tom? – He’s good. | |
| [13:41] | – And the twins? – I like one of them. | |
| [13:44] | Hmm. I like one of mine, too. I’m not naming names. | |
| [13:49] | Why did we put ourselves through all this? | |
| [13:51] | It’s insane. Nobody told me it was gonna be this hard. | |
| [13:55] | I suffered through four years of IVF for this shit. | |
| [13:59] | I could’ve spent the money on a house. | |
| [14:00] | A big house. | |
| [14:01] | Yeah. But it’s just so rewarding… | |
| [14:05] | Yeah, right. Not when Tionna’s screaming “no” at me | |
| [14:10] | and telling me, “You’re the meanest mom in the whole world,” | |
| [14:13] | and nobody loves her. | |
| [14:14] | Mm. | |
| [14:15] | And Tom’s passed out in the living room, | |
| [14:19] | and Essex just wants his attention, | |
| [14:21] | and I work the longest hours. | |
| [14:26] | – You said mama blow? – Oh, listen, I know what I’m doing. | |
| [14:28] | – Oh, I need a chair. – Oh. | |
| [14:32] | We need a chair. | |
| [14:46] | I haven’t had any surgery at all. | |
| [14:48] | What? What are you looking at? | |
| [14:50] | Just a little, little injection. | |
| [14:58] | – Oh! – That’s a Sicilian curse. | |
| [15:00] | She put the mark on you. | |
| [15:02] | She got the eye, the evil eye! Call it the fury. | |
| [15:27] | Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam… | |
| [15:36] | Mm-mm. | |
| [15:58] | Come on. You got to plank. | |
| [15:59] | – Like RBG. – Oof. | |
| [16:02] | I don’t know if I can do this today, Ida. | |
| [16:05] | What? It’s the best thing for your hangover. | |
| [16:09] | You’ll feel better, honey, I promise. | |
| [16:11] | Oh. | |
| [16:13] | Oh, my. | |
| [16:16] | The undercarriage smells. | |
| [16:19] | What? | |
| [16:20] | Ramen. The ramen noodle. | |
| [16:23] | – Ew… oh, my God. – I’m serious. | |
| [16:26] | Oof. Is that me? | |
| [16:28] | Or is that you? | |
| [16:30] | Honey, I’m chicken broth, | |
| [16:33] | but it smells like you’ve got a whole can of tuna | |
| [16:35] | shoved up there. | |
| [16:37] | It’s pretty strong, bro. | |
| [16:41] | This is embarrassing. | |
| [16:43] | Well, it’s not a hygiene thing. | |
| [16:45] | It’s the fish oil I’m taking, for fertility. | |
| [16:48] | Fish oil for fertility? | |
| [16:50] | Last night you were making plans to leave your husband. | |
| [16:54] | That was… Look, I had too much wine. | |
| [16:57] | Your hand was up the waiter’s shirt. | |
| [17:02] | It most certainly was not. | |
| [17:06] | I’m sorry. | |
| [17:08] | Your smell. | |
| [17:11] | I’m gonna be sick. | |
| [17:20] | Jesus, Mom. | |
| [17:22] | Are you pregnant? Is that, is that even possible? | |
| [17:24] | Get out. Get out. | |
| [17:26] | Did you drink too much last night? | |
| [17:28] | I had two glasses of wine. | |
| [17:31] | Bullshit, you always have more than two glasses. | |
| [17:33] | That’s just something moms say, “I only had two glasses,” | |
| [17:36] | when they really had more like four, | |
| [17:38] | but they don’t want their kids to think they’re driving drunk. | |
| [17:40] | – Get out of the room right now. – I mean, you hit your head | |
| [17:42] | pretty hard the other day. | |
| [17:44] | I mean, the-the-the contact, | |
| [17:46] | the way your head snapped forward. | |
| [17:49] | I’m pretty sure you have whiplash. | |
| [17:50] | Or maybe you’re pregnant. | |
| [17:52] | Am I gonna have a baby brother, Sam? | |
| [17:54] | Anyway, | |
| [17:57] | you’re sick from the whiplash. I looked it up on WebMD. | |
| [18:00] | Symptoms include nausea, headaches and dizziness. | |
| [18:05] | What do you say when you get good medical advice? | |
| [18:10] | You’re welcome. | |
| [18:21] | Sam? | |
| [18:22] | Sam… girls? I’m so stupid, I’ve lost my key. | |
| [18:26] | Sam? Hello? Someone? | |
| [18:29] | I’ve lo… oh, it doesn’t matter. | |
| [18:38] | Okay. | |
| [18:43] | Did you have a very salty fucking meal last night? | |
| [18:47] | Excuse me? | |
| [18:49] | A salty fucking meal. | |
| [18:52] | Did you have one last night? | |
| [18:53] | Um, no. Why? | |
| [18:55] | Well, your blood pressure is through the roof. 168/110. | |
| [18:58] | Oh. | |
| [18:59] | I don’t want to put you on BP meds just yet, | |
| [19:01] | so, you know, we’ll just keep an eye on it. | |
| [19:03] | – Okay. – Your intake form here | |
| [19:05] | says that you hurt yourself go-karting? | |
| [19:08] | What the fuck were you doing that for? | |
| [19:09] | I took my kids. | |
| [19:12] | Come on. | |
| [19:13] | Move your hair. | |
| [19:17] | – Does that hurt? – Nah, it’s just tender. | |
| [19:19] | Relax. Relax. | |
| [19:24] | – Relax, come on. – Okay. | |
| [19:26] | Okay. I think you have a muscle strain. | |
| [19:29] | The soreness will go away in a few days, but, you know, | |
| [19:31] | go and see a fucking chiropractor if it keeps bothering you. | |
| [19:34] | Now, what about this, uh, insomnia | |
| [19:37] | that you wrote down over here? | |
| [19:39] | I can’t sleep. And when I finally do get to sleep, | |
| [19:42] | I have nightmares that my ex-husband | |
| [19:44] | is repeatedly raping me. | |
| [19:46] | What the fuck? | |
| [19:48] | Have you been under a lot of stress lately? | |
| [19:50] | I guess so. I don’t know. | |
| [19:52] | Okay. Well, you need to let some of that shit go. | |
| [19:54] | Otherwise, it’s gonna fucking kill you. Okay? | |
| [19:56] | All of it. Just let it go. | |
| [19:58] | You know, your hang-ups, your fucking beefs, your past, | |
| [20:01] | your future, all of those fucking worries, all right? | |
| [20:04] | All of it. Listen to me. | |
| [20:05] | Listen. Let it go. | |
| [20:08] | This advice is gonna put years back on your life. | |
| [20:11] | Okay, Dr. Babu, but I think it’s a little more complicated | |
| [20:14] | – than just letting it go. – No, it fucking isn’t. | |
| [20:16] | Look, if you come to me complaining of a burning hand | |
| [20:19] | and you’re holding a hot fucking iron, | |
| [20:20] | well, guess what I’m gonna say? | |
| [20:22] | “Let it fucking go”? | |
| [20:24] | Now you understand. | |
| [20:26] | Well, there’s a lot of it to let go of. | |
| [20:28] | So what? Let it go. | |
| [20:30] | First off, I took my daughter to college | |
| [20:32] | and she dropped out and moved back into the house. | |
| [20:34] | – Fuck her. – And then there’s, uh, | |
| [20:37] | a mountain of mom shit that I have to get through every day. | |
| [20:40] | What, errands? Who doesn’t, huh? | |
| [20:42] | – Let it go. – No. | |
| [20:44] | No, errands are, like, groceries and going to the post office. | |
| [20:47] | – Mm-hmm. Yeah. – The real mom stuff. | |
| [20:49] | Soccer club sign-ups and dance classes | |
| [20:52] | and tutors and tuition payments and parent-teacher conferences | |
| [20:56] | and schools and camps that I have to get them into, | |
| [20:59] | and, and mean girl issues with my youngest at school | |
| [21:02] | and birth control with my oldest and… | |
| [21:05] | cruelty from my middle daughter! | |
| [21:08] | And then there’s my own mom, | |
| [21:10] | who is driving me nuts, and I’m pretty sure | |
| [21:13] | she has a mental something disorder | |
| [21:16] | and my middle daughter is hitting puberty hard. | |
| [21:19] | – Mm-hmm. – And I… | |
| [21:22] | am definitely going through menopause, | |
| [21:25] | yet I still get my period and I have a beard and two mortgages, | |
| [21:28] | so, yeah, Dr. Babu, it’s like, | |
| [21:31] | it’s a lot, and some mornings, I just… | |
| [21:35] | – Oh, my God. – …you know, lay in bed, | |
| [21:37] | in my room, and I stare at the ceiling | |
| [21:40] | and I just say I just can’t do it anymore. I just can’t. | |
| [21:44] | I just can’t, I just can’t, I can’t, I can’t. | |
| [21:51] | So, anyway, could you please just give me some Xanax | |
| [21:55] | or Ativans or Ambiens or something? | |
| [21:59] | Anything you think that’ll help me get a full night’s sleep, | |
| [22:02] | because that’s what I really need, Birju. | |
| [22:06] | I need a full night of sleep. | |
| [22:11] | You’re fucked up. All right? | |
| [22:13] | You need to start taking care of your brain. | |
| [22:16] | You know, shit like this is caused by gunic | |
| [22:18] | and doshic imbalances, which lead to a clouding of, uh, | |
| [22:20] | perception and a loss of understanding. All right? | |
| [22:23] | Okay. | |
| [22:28] | I want you to see that guy. He’s a psychotherapist. | |
| [22:31] | Hey. Look, listen. | |
| [22:33] | At least four sessions with him, okay? | |
| [22:36] | And then I’ll write you a script for sleeping meds. | |
| [22:40] | – Deal? – Fine. | |
| [22:43] | Oh, and also, do you want to get an HPV shot? | |
| [22:46] | There are hundreds of strains of HPV. | |
| [22:48] | We have a vaccine against nine of them. | |
| [22:50] | I’m sure you have all nine. | |
| [22:53] | Uh… | |
| [22:54] | – Yeah. – Okay. | |
| [22:56] | Good. Great. | |
| [22:58] | Feel better, and try to have a good fucking day. | |
| [23:01] | – Okay. – All right, I’ll talk to you later. | |
| [23:03] | You fucking, too. | |
| [23:04] | Yeah. |