| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:24] | Jesus Christ! | |
| [00:35] | I’m burning up! | |
| [00:40] | Aah! | |
| [00:41] | God! | |
| [00:48] | Hot. | |
| [00:55] | Hot. | |
| [00:56] | Help me! | |
| [00:59] | Oh! | |
| [01:06] | Whew! | |
| [01:31] | Oh. | |
| [01:36] | Are you kidding me? | |
| [01:48] | That’s lunch! One hour! | |
| [01:50] | Jesus! The thermostat is… | |
| [03:11] | Huh? | |
| [03:22] | Sure, I’ve heard the criticisms. | |
| [03:24] | – Mm-hmm. – Truth is, sometimes | |
| [03:26] | I just prefer them a little younger. | |
| [03:27] | Oh, my dad was the same way. Used to throw a party | |
| [03:29] | every third Thursday in November. | |
| [03:31] | That banana smell? | |
| [03:33] | You know, the Nouveau gets all the attention, but it’s really | |
| [03:36] | only a half of what the Beaujolais region produces… | |
| [03:38] | AOC, Villages AOC, Beaujolais Cru. | |
| [03:41] | – Ugh. – The gamay is a very durable grape. | |
| [03:43] | Huh. | |
| [03:51] | Is someone gonna call “cut,” | |
| [03:54] | or should I stand here with my tits out all day? | |
| [03:56] | Uh… cut! | |
| [03:58] | – Cutting! – Cut! | |
| [04:00] | – Lighting’s gonna need five. – Very good. | |
| [04:03] | Finally. Jiminy Christmas. Assholes! | |
| [04:07] | – You still down there, Sammy? – Yeah, where else? | |
| [04:10] | Here. | |
| [04:12] | Can you… | |
| [04:13] | Yeah. | |
| [04:15] | Okay. | |
| [04:18] | A thousand freaking degrees. | |
| [04:21] | Hundred-million-dollar budget, | |
| [04:22] | and it’s the boo-boo and koo-koo show over here. | |
| [04:24] | Asshole motherfuckers. | |
| [04:26] | I-I’m not having a good day. | |
| [04:28] | Do I even have a union? | |
| [04:30] | Where’s Norma Rae when you need her?! | |
| [04:32] | Hey, hey. Hi. Hi. | |
| [04:33] | He needs the cooling tent turned on right now. Okay? | |
| [04:38] | Okay. Copy that. | |
| [04:40] | Thank you. | |
| [04:41] | Okay, go. Cool off and hydrate. | |
| [04:43] | I gotta make yellow. | |
| [04:45] | No, I’m not gonna drink any more water. | |
| [04:46] | I’ve had to piss for the last six hours, | |
| [04:48] | and I don’t want to use the catheter again. | |
| [05:12] | How’d that feel? | |
| [05:14] | You happy? You don’t seem happy. | |
| [05:16] | You have somewhere else you’d rather be? | |
| [05:18] | No, I’m good. | |
| [05:20] | I was thinking, maybe you could try it a different way. | |
| [05:24] | – A different…? – Just give me | |
| [05:25] | some options in editing. | |
| [05:27] | – For the cough? – You’re scared, right? | |
| [05:29] | But at the same time, you’re thinking of your family. | |
| [05:31] | You’re thinking, what would happen to them | |
| [05:33] | if this creature, this monster, just devoured you right there, | |
| [05:35] | ripped you apart and nothing spared, | |
| [05:37] | used your bones to make soup, | |
| [05:38] | flossed with your intestines, that kind of thing. | |
| [05:40] | – Wow, that’s, uh… – You got kids? | |
| [05:42] | – No. Nope. Barren. – Yeah. | |
| [05:45] | Yeah, it’s like wasteland, high desert down there. | |
| [05:48] | Yeah. | |
| [05:49] | Well, just try to imagine… | |
| [05:52] | what would happen to your family, if you had one, | |
| [05:55] | if you didn’t come home one day. | |
| [05:56] | Mmm. | |
| [05:58] | I want you to give me that cough. | |
| [06:11] | Shit. | |
| [06:13] | – They need you in makeup. – Oh, I have to pee. | |
| [06:16] | Sam’s walking. So, we’ll see you over there. | |
| [06:18] | Left at the end of the road, pass the water tower, then… | |
| [06:20] | I have to pee. I don’t know where that is. | |
| [06:28] | I’m just gonna go in the bushes. | |
| [06:36] | Ten minutes till picture’s up. | |
| [06:40] | Hi. | |
| [06:49] | Oh… | |
| [06:51] | Hi, baby. | |
| [06:53] | – Uh? – What’s up, kid? | |
| [06:56] | I’m allergic to vinyl. | |
| [07:00] | What? | |
| [07:01] | Mom, a… listen… me? | |
| [07:03] | Max, I can’t… | |
| [07:05] | – Mom, are you… – Wait. | |
| [07:07] | Wait. | |
| [07:09] | – Is this better? – It’s fine, Mom. | |
| [07:12] | Hi, Talasco. | |
| [07:16] | Hey, Mama Sam. | |
| [07:18] | I hope that’s not your lunch. | |
| [07:23] | Mom, I’m allergic to vinyl. | |
| [07:25] | Okay. | |
| [07:27] | What? | |
| [07:28] | The kitchen floor is vinyl, and the carpets are really gross. | |
| [07:31] | – Okay. – It’s not a joke. | |
| [07:33] | Look. Look at my face, Mom. | |
| [07:34] | I’m all puffy. | |
| [07:36] | Well, maybe you’re just… filling out a little. | |
| [07:38] | Mom… y… say that? | |
| [07:41] | What? | |
| [07:42] | I need an apartment off campus. | |
| [07:45] | Jesus. | |
| [07:48] | – Mom… – Max, | |
| [07:49] | the reception is really bad here. | |
| [07:51] | I’ll call you later. | |
| [07:53] | I need an apartment off campus. | |
| [07:56] | Yeah, that’s not happening. | |
| [07:57] | I’ll try you later, okay? | |
| [07:59] | – Mom? – Wear slippers. Bye. | |
| [08:08] | – Hi. I’ve got a package for you. – Hey. | |
| [08:13] | Okay. | |
| [08:17] | Duke. | |
| [08:18] | What? | |
| [08:21] | You got… something. | |
| [08:45] | Hey, Cubster. | |
| [08:47] | I know we haven’t talked in a while, | |
| [08:49] | but I thought this might help. | |
| [08:51] | Dad. P.S. Don’t tell your mom. | |
| [09:09] | I am so sorry. | |
| [09:10] | No, it’s-it’s okay. Come on. | |
| [09:12] | You’re-you’re fine. Come on. | |
| [09:14] | – Hi. – Come on, uh, yeah. | |
| [09:15] | You can have a look around. | |
| [09:17] | Thank you. | |
| [09:18] | So nice in here. | |
| [09:20] | Whoa. | |
| [09:21] | – You like that one, do you? – Huh. | |
| [09:23] | – What’s it called? – I don’t know. | |
| [09:26] | My wife made me hang it years ago. | |
| [09:29] | What’d you do to deserve that? | |
| [09:31] | Something, I’m sure. | |
| [09:34] | Such a nice room. | |
| [09:38] | Used to, uh, run the marathons together. | |
| [09:41] | She finished sixth in, uh, New York in ’83. | |
| [09:44] | I was just happy to finish. | |
| [09:46] | Hmm. | |
| [09:47] | – Who’s the lawyer? – Well, both of us. | |
| [09:50] | Well, Jo gave it up when, uh, when the kids came. | |
| [09:54] | You practiced black law? | |
| [09:56] | No, no, no, no. | |
| [09:57] | Th-That’s-That’s Black’s Law. | |
| [10:00] | But you’re not far off. | |
| [10:01] | Started out in the public sector, | |
| [10:03] | thought I’d pick up where Malcolm left off. | |
| [10:06] | A bit of a romantic, I guess. | |
| [10:09] | Ended up in labor, busting unions. | |
| [10:11] | Impressive, and ouch. | |
| [10:14] | Well, sometimes you don’t get to choose | |
| [10:16] | what you’re good at. | |
| [10:17] | They’re ready for you. | |
| [10:19] | Sam’s walking. | |
| [10:22] | Yeah, I think that’s true. | |
| [10:24] | Sylvester. | |
| [10:26] | – Sam. – Oh, great. | |
| [10:28] | – Nice to meet you. | – Nice to meet you. |
| [10:31] | You know, you, uh, | |
| [10:32] | – you should take that painting. – Huh? | |
| [10:34] | – Mm-hmm. – Oh, no, no. I couldn’t take that. | |
| [10:37] | And I don’t think your wife would appreciate it, either. | |
| [10:39] | Uh, well, she passed away last year, so I… I’d say your safe. | |
| [10:45] | But I guess you… you never know. | |
| [10:48] | We used to joke that the only race | |
| [10:50] | I was ever going to win was to the grave. | |
| [10:56] | Couldn’t even let me have that one, could you? | |
| [11:01] | Your wife’s name was Jo? | |
| [11:03] | Yeah. Yeah, Josephine. | |
| [11:07] | Jo. | |
| [11:08] | And what would Jo say if she knew | |
| [11:10] | that you were trying to hock her shit? | |
| [11:12] | Oh, she’d kick my ass. | |
| [11:16] | She always did. | |
| [11:18] | But at the same time, | |
| [11:20] | she loved to pay things forward. | |
| [11:24] | That was her way. | |
| [11:30] | You’re lucky, you know. | |
| [11:31] | You’re a lucky widower. | |
| [11:33] | Look at this room and all these awesome memories. | |
| [11:38] | Most people can’t string two good years together. | |
| [11:42] | You got a whole lifetime. | |
| [11:44] | Yeah, well… | |
| [11:47] | It feels a little quick to be a whole… | |
| [11:50] | anything, but… | |
| [11:54] | I suppose that’s right. | |
| [12:03] | – Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. – Like that. Like that. | |
| [12:07] | You know, I actually used to rep that guy. | |
| [12:09] | Well, maybe you should’ve stuck it out. | |
| [12:11] | This movie’s apparently gonna be “yuge.” | |
| [12:13] | Yeah. Not worth it. I have a quota for assholes. | |
| [12:17] | It’s a select few that are worth the hassle. | |
| [12:19] | I’m Mer, by the way. | |
| [12:20] | – Donte’s manager. – Oh. | |
| [12:21] | Oh, hi. Sam. | |
| [12:24] | Oh, I know. I grew up watching you. | |
| [12:26] | I’ve been a fan since Little Weirdos II. | |
| [12:28] | Whoa. That’s the Sam Fox deep cuts. | |
| [12:31] | All right. | |
| [12:33] | I got an 8:00 p.m. reso at n/naka. | |
| [12:35] | Let’s roll on this puppy. | |
| [12:37] | Um, Herr Direktor. | |
| [12:39] | – Yeah, what’s up? – Okay, so I was just wondering, | |
| [12:42] | since you’re not shooting my side, | |
| [12:44] | if I can just cough next to the pile of dead bodies | |
| [12:47] | as opposed to, like, getting back in there, | |
| [12:48] | because it’s kind of hard to breathe in there. | |
| [12:50] | It gets a little funky. Like, a little gamey. | |
| [12:53] | You’re so funny. | |
| [12:55] | Yeah, yeah. Sure. Fine. Let’s just do it. | |
| [12:58] | Actually, though, if we could just check… | |
| [13:02] | Yeah, she might be seen on “C” cam, so… | |
| [13:04] | Oh, okay. Yup. You heard her. | |
| [13:06] | Sorry, Sam. Once more into the breach. | |
| [13:09] | Cool. | |
| [13:23] | Welcome, students and parents, | |
| [13:25] | to Science Night. See you in the classrooms at 6:00 p.m. | |
| [13:31] | – Are you serious? – That’s Shak’s mom. | |
| [13:40] | Get her ball. | |
| [13:41] | – Court locks. – No court locks. | |
| [13:47] | Ow! | |
| [14:05] | Fantastic. | |
| [14:06] | Mom. | |
| [14:08] | – Mom. – What? | |
| [14:11] | Me and Shak are friends now. Please? | |
| [14:14] | I’m over it, so can you be, too? | |
| [14:16] | He did the mean thing to me, not to you. | |
| [14:20] | Wow. That is a very, very grown-up thing to say. | |
| [14:29] | I will do my best to honor your wishes. | |
| [14:32] | Not your best, Mom. You have to promise. | |
| [14:34] | Okay. Jesus. | |
| [14:37] | – Husband! – Wife! | |
| [14:40] | – Duke! Duke, come, come here. – What? | |
| [14:43] | Don’t leave me. | |
| [14:45] | – Mom. – No. | |
| [14:46] | – I can’t talk to parents. – Mom. | |
| [14:48] | It’s okay. Let me be with my friends. | |
| [14:52] | Okay, okay, sorry. Go. | |
| [14:53] | But just… you know, the classrooms open at 6:00. | |
| [14:56] | You have to meet me outside before. | |
| [14:58] | Okay. Love you. | |
| [15:04] | – What’s up? – Hey. | |
| [15:06] | Dude, haven’t seen you around lately. | |
| [15:08] | How’s that baby brontosaurus you’re raising? | |
| [15:10] | Oh, she’s good. | |
| [15:11] | – They’re all good. – Good. | |
| [15:14] | Pretty good. | |
| [15:16] | – Thanks. – Yeah. | |
| [15:20] | So, do you guys know what’s happening | |
| [15:22] | with Principal DiGiorno? | |
| [15:24] | I think she’s retiring at the end of the year. | |
| [15:26] | That figures. | |
| [15:27] | Just when we’re leaving, they’ll probably get all | |
| [15:29] | the good programs back in school. | |
| [15:31] | – Perfect. – Have you heard? | |
| [15:33] | The fund-raiser’s being hosted this year by all Persians. | |
| [15:36] | It’s a completely Persian-run event. | |
| [15:40] | Mmm. | |
| [15:44] | I’m gonna go see if I can find a juice box. | |
| [15:47] | What’s wrong? | |
| [15:49] | Nothing. | |
| [15:50] | My mom is being so fucking weird. | |
| [15:52] | Tell me about it. | |
| [15:54] | My mom can’t go two seconds without me. | |
| [15:56] | I’m like, just figure it out, dude. | |
| [15:59] | Good evening, McIntosh parents. | |
| [16:00] | The classrooms are open, so let the experiments begin. | |
| [16:03] | Duke! Come on! It’s time! | |
| [16:06] | Hi. | |
| [16:09] | – Hi. Hi, Riley. | – Hi. |
| [16:11] | Hi, Riley. | |
| [16:14] | Oh, who’s this? | |
| [16:15] | Who’s that? | |
| [16:16] | – That’s Duke. – Oh. | |
| [16:18] | Yeah, no, I didn’t recognize you. | |
| [16:20] | Y-Your hair is, uh… | |
| [16:21] | Oh, uh, yeah. I got a fade. | |
| [16:24] | Yeah, I was gonna say that-that your hair is pink. | |
| [16:27] | Right? So, let me get this straight. | |
| [16:30] | It’s okay for your daughter | |
| [16:31] | to shave her head, but it’s not okay | |
| [16:34] | for my daughter to dress a certain way? Is that…? | |
| [16:42] | Okay, I really don’t know what to say, so we… Duke… | |
| [16:46] | we’re gonna go to the classroom now. | |
| [16:50] | Bye, Riley. | |
| [16:55] | Jesus. | |
| [16:56] | What is wrong with people? | |
| [16:58] | Mom, stop. | |
| [16:59] | I mean, are you serious? I have chills. | |
| [17:02] | – Calm down. – Okay, fine, baby. | |
| [17:05] | You got it. I’ll stop. | |
| [17:08] | – So fucking annoying. – Oh, my God. | |
| [17:25] | Okay. | |
| [17:30] | Okay. “Clean, dry paper clip.” | |
| [17:33] | Oh, Mom, we need paper clips. We don’t have any at our table. | |
| [17:37] | Copy that. | |
| [17:39] | I’ll go get some. | |
| [17:47] | Oh. Hi. Excuse me. | |
| [17:49] | Yeah, those are ours, so you can’t just take them. | |
| [17:52] | I’m sorry. | |
| [17:55] | I thought it was okay. | |
| [17:56] | We’re all doing the same experiment. | |
| [17:58] | Okay, well, maybe you should ask first, ’cause it’s rude. | |
| [18:01] | You can’t just go and take people’s things. | |
| [18:03] | – Okay. | – Okay. |
| [18:05] | I’m just gonna go ahead and take these now. | |
| [18:08] | It’s kind of what I figured. Mother of the year. Good job. | |
| [18:10] | – Cool. Thank you. | – Cool. |
| [18:15] | Jesus, that guy is such a dick. | |
| [18:18] | Mom. Mom, don’t. | |
| [18:19] | – Why can’t anyone be a person? – Give me the paper clips. | |
| [18:22] | Here. Got my head bit off for those stupid things. | |
| [18:26] | – Mom, you’re ruining it. – Sorry. | |
| [18:30] | Okay. What’s next? | |
| [18:37] | I finished it. | |
| [18:40] | – It’s okay. See? Paper clip floated. – Cool. | |
| [18:43] | – All right, let’s get out of here. – Okay. | |
| [18:45] | But I’m gonna go meet Pepper again | |
| [18:46] | before the next experiment. | |
| [18:48] | Do you have to? There’s only ten minutes left. | |
| [18:50] | Do you have to leave me? | |
| [18:51] | Mom, it’s okay. Let me go. | |
| [18:53] | – Fine. Okay. – I’ll meet you at room 18. | |
| [18:56] | Just be there in ten minutes. | |
| [18:58] | – Got it. – Okay. | |
| [19:02] | – Cool. – Sorry about your dad. | |
| [19:03] | – Sorry about you. – “Sorry about you”? | |
| [19:05] | – Should be sorry about you. – Sorry about your face. | |
| [19:08] | I don’t know who she thinks she is. | |
| [19:10] | Oh, my God. Wasn’t that a fun field trip last week? | |
| [19:12] | We had the most awesome docent. | |
| [19:14] | She taught us what branches and leaves we could eat, | |
| [19:16] | how to start a fire and make soap. | |
| [19:20] | Mmm. | |
| [19:21] | Okay, come on. | |
| [19:24] | Salaam. | |
| [19:25] | – Ah! – Salaam. | |
| [19:27] | Salaam Sam Joon, how are you? | |
| [19:29] | I’m good. How are you guys? | |
| [19:30] | – How’s Kayla? – Ugh. | |
| [19:32] | Kayla is having so much trouble with her teacher. | |
| [19:35] | The math? She is struggling. | |
| [19:38] | I don’t like that teacher. | |
| [19:39] | – She’s having so much problem with her. – Mmm. | |
| [19:42] | I have to go. I have to get to that room. | |
| [19:44] | I made tahdig for the class. | |
| [19:46] | Oh. | |
| [19:48] | No fair. You guys have all the Persian moms in your room. | |
| [19:52] | – Aw. – I’ll see you guys later. | |
| [19:58] | – Oh, hi. – Hi. | |
| [20:06] | See you later. | |
| [20:15] | Duke. Duke. | |
| [20:18] | We’re over here. Come on. | |
| [20:26] | Excuse me. Mrs. Fornges? | |
| [20:27] | Mrs. Fornges, you got to move us. | |
| [20:29] | – Huh? – Yeah. | |
| [20:30] | I can’t across from that woman | |
| [20:32] | and her sociopathic son. | |
| [20:33] | – Please. – Oh, okay. No problem. | |
| [20:37] | Thank you. | |
| [20:42] | Duke. | |
| [20:44] | No, over here, baby. We’re over here. | |
| [20:46] | This table now. | |
| [20:48] | Yeah. | |
| [20:50] | Hi. | |
| [20:53] | Mom, I can’t believe you right now. | |
| [20:55] | You’re so embarrassing. Oh, my God. | |
| [20:57] | What? | |
| [20:58] | There were too many people at that table. | |
| [21:01] | Mrs. Fornges did it. I didn’t do it. | |
| [21:03] | Mom, you said you’d be over it if I got over it. | |
| [21:06] | That means you didn’t mean it, | |
| [21:07] | and that means you’re a hypocrite. | |
| [21:09] | Okay, I’m sorry. | |
| [21:11] | I just want to do the experiment with you | |
| [21:13] | and have fun without any drama, okay, baby? | |
| [21:15] | Come on. | |
| [21:16] | Sit down. It’s gonna be fun. | |
| [21:19] | Thank you. | |
| [21:21] | Oh. | |
| [21:23] | We’re okay, right? | |
| [21:26] | Yeah. We’re fine. | |
| [21:31] | So… anyway, maybe, uh, we’ll get a coffee | |
| [21:34] | at some point… together. | |
| [21:38] | You and me. | |
| [21:39] | Mom. | |
| [21:43] | Are you aware of the fact that you owe me an apology | |
| [21:47] | and you’re withholding it? | |
| [21:49] | Or did you forget? | |
| [21:52] | What’s the matter with you? | |
| [21:53] | And with your son? | |
| [21:54] | What? | |
| [21:56] | Mom, come on. | |
| [21:58] | Do you know | |
| [21:59] | that you drove onto a school parking lot | |
| [22:01] | on your cell phone without barely looking up? | |
| [22:03] | Do you know how many kids you almost hit? | |
| [22:05] | Get away from me. | |
| [22:08] | No. No. | |
| [22:10] | No. No. I would like to step outside. | |
| [22:14] | – Step outside? – Yes. | |
| [22:16] | I would like you and I to step outside | |
| [22:19] | on the playground so I can beat you up. | |
| [22:23] | Just like your psycho son did to my daughter. | |
| [22:29] | – Excuse me. – Hmm. | |
| [22:31] | – Come on. Let’s go. Come on. – Hey. Hey! | |
| [22:33] | Come on. I would like you to go outside with me. | |
| [22:35] | Hey. Hey! Hey! | |
| [22:36] | Hey! | |
| [22:39] | Shak? | |
| [22:46] | Okay, we’re even. We’re even. | |
| [22:49] | Come on, don’t cry. Don’t cry. | |
| [22:52] | Don’t… cry. |