时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Tomorrow, I’m going to the groomer. 我明天要去做个帅气的发型 [00:06] A little trim, a little blowout. 修修毛 再烫个发 [00:09] Gonna be a full day of beauty. 要美一整天 [00:10] Not that you can improve on perfection. 没有最完美 只有更完美 [00:12] Tsk, tsk. 啧啧 [00:14] I just hope I don’t miss any fun. 不过要是错过什么精彩镜头就可惜了 [00:16] The…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Hey, Stan. I’m home from school. 嘿 斯坦 我放学了 [00:08] How was your day? 今天过得怎么样 [00:09] Amazing. 棒极了 [00:10] Your mom walked through a huge spider web with her mouth open in the yard. 你妈妈今天在院子里张着嘴穿过一篇巨大的蜘蛛网 [00:13] She totally freaked. 她吓坏了 [00:16] “Spider in my mouth! Spider in my mouth!” “蜘蛛进我嘴里了 蜘蛛进我嘴里了”…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] So I gave up bacon art after I made a bacon fire hydrant, 我决定将培根灭火器作为我培根艺术的收官之作 [00:09] and nearly went nuts over what to do with it. 为了决定到底把它怎么办快把我逼疯了 [00:13] It’s my toilet, it’s my lunch. It’s my toilet, it’s my lunch, 它是我的厕所吗 它是我的午饭吗 [00:16] it’s my toilet and my lunch. 它既是厕所又是午饭 [00:19] So…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Okay, Tyler, keep an eye on Chloe. 泰勒 照顾好克洛伊 [00:07] Your mom and I have to go to a charity event for our date tonight. 我和你妈今晚要去出席慈善晚会 [00:11] I still don’t understand why I’m not getting paid to babysit Chloe. 我到现在还不明白为啥我照顾克洛伊没有工资 [00:14] And I still don’t understand why men have to go…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] – Hey, Mom. – Hey, stink bug. -嘿 老妈 -嘿 小臭虫 [00:07] I’m so excited. 我好兴奋啊 [00:09] There’s a… Okay, do I stink? Now you’re inside my head. 因为 等等 我真的很臭吗 你让我觉得很纠结 [00:11] You’re stinking cute, you little bug. 你臭得很可爱啦 你个小虫子 [00:14] Okay, let’s start this whole thing again. 好吧 我们重新来一遍…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Oh, there’s the food truck. 看 餐车在那儿 [00:09] I’m so nervous. Gator’s been gone for weeks, 我超紧张的 盖特尔好几个礼拜没来了 [00:11] and this is my first time back to work since I broke up with her daughter. 这是我自从和她女儿分手以后第一次回来工作 [00:15] Gator’s gonna clamp down on my head and 盖特尔肯定要咬着我的头把我到水底下 [00:18] drag me underwater like…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Mom, dad, we have an announcement. 爸 妈 我们有事想说 [00:07] You finally found the TV remote. 电视遥控器终于找着了 [00:09] – Nope. – I guess we have to keep reading. -不是 -那我们还是继续看书吧 [00:13] We’ve decided on our present for your anniversary. 我们给您挑好结婚纪念日礼物了 [00:16] We’re gonna throw you a second wedding. 我们要再给您再办一场婚礼 [00:19] Oh,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Guess who’s the parent 猜猜谁是那个志愿 [00:07] volunteer heading up this year’s school carnival? 负责今年学校嘉年华的家长啊 [00:09] Don’t care. 不在乎 [00:11] That’s right, it’s your mom. 答对了 是你老妈 [00:13] Got the binder, so you know it’s official. 活页册拿到手了 我算是正式负责人了 [00:15] Officially don’t care. 正式不在乎 [00:17] Then you’ll be even more excited to hear…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Yes! The couch is finally clean. 太好了 终于把沙发弄干净了 [00:10] Family, I have a surprise. 同志们 我有一个惊喜 [00:15] So, what looks different? 看看什么变了 [00:17] Let’s see. 我看看 [00:19] Your makeup is running and your hair’s all wet. 你的头发都湿了而且妆都被水冲掉了 [00:21] Wait, is that a new look? It is beautiful. 哦 是新造型吗 你看上去美极了 [00:23]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Listen, Tyler, I got a call from your teacher, Mrs. Brockman, 泰勒 你听着 我刚刚接到你老师布洛克曼的电话 [00:09] and apparently, you are getting a “D” In your English class. 显然 你这次语文课又得了个D [00:12] Yes, I’ve been trying to get on the D’s list. 太好了 我一直想挤进D榜呢 [00:15] I think you mean Dean’s list. 你指的应该是优秀生榜吧 [00:18] That’s…