时间 英文 中文 [00:07] Hi. Picking up for Jules? 你好 我是来取茱尔斯的餐的 [00:09] Jules. 茱尔斯 [00:10] I’ve got a single chicken kebab plate, 单份烤鸡肉 [00:12] single salad, and a single slice of pie. 单份沙拉 单份派 [00:14] How many utensils would you like? 你需要几份餐具 [00:15] Um, two sets please. 两份 [00:18] You don’t have to do that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:24] Whoa! What the fuck are you doing?! 你在干什么啊 [00:27] I was watching you surf. 我在看你冲浪呢 [00:28] Well, that wasn’t me, I surfed two hours ago. 那不是我 我两小时前冲的浪 [00:30] I get up much earlier than you do. 我起得比你早多了 [00:32] This is the same reason I hate watching football. 这就是为什么我讨厌看橄榄球比赛 [00:35] You can’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:14] Oh, my God, Jules, I’m so happy you were up. 天 茱尔斯 真开心你已经起床了 [00:16] I wasn’t. 我没有 [00:17] I was at this insane baby shower in the hills 我去参加了比弗利山庄的一个奇葩迎婴派对 [00:20] that’s right near here. 就在附近 [00:21] You were at a baby shower that ended at 5:00 in the morning? 这个迎婴派对凌晨5点结束 [00:24]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:23] Hey, Allison, Allison, Allison. 艾莉森 艾莉森 艾莉森 [00:30] Did my stapler do something wrong? 我的订书机犯了什么错吗 [00:32] Celeste wants us to throw away 西莱丝特想让我们扔掉 [00:33] everything in the office that doesn’t spark joy. 办公室里所有不能激发喜悦的东西 [00:35] My stapler doesn’t have to spark joy, it just has to staple. 我的订书机不用激发喜悦 只需要订书 [00:39] I’m just…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Enter your goal. 输入你的目标 [00:12] My goal. 我的目标 [00:14] How about… 100 steps? 100步怎么样 [00:17] If you have recently been dumped, 如果你最近被甩 [00:19] please enter a more challenging goal. 请输入一个更具挑战性的目标 [00:21] Okay. Uh, 200 steps. 好 200步 [00:24] This is why no one loves you. Enter your goal. 所以没人爱你 输入你的目标 [00:28]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:24] – Cheers. – Cheers, you guys. -干杯 -干杯 [00:33] How are the huevos rancheros? 墨西哥式煎蛋怎么样 [00:36] They’re pretty good. 挺好吃的 [00:38] Can I have a bite? 我能吃一口吗 [00:39] I don’t love you anymore. 我不再爱你了 [00:57] I really am sorry, Jules. 我真的很抱歉 茱尔斯 [01:00] What about all the plans we have coming…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] I promise, this will only take a second. 我保证 一会儿就完事了 [00:08] Surprise! 惊喜 [00:10] Oh, my gosh! What’s the occasion? 天哪 今天是什么日子 [00:13] I can’t believe you don’t remember what today is. 我真不敢相信你连今天是什么日子都不记得 [00:15] I know what today is. 我知道了 [00:19] I wouldn’t forget an important day like today. 我才不会忘了像今天这么重要的日子 [00:21]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Your name is Gracie, which rhymes with dumb face-y. 你叫格蕾西 正好和傻了吧唧押韵诶 [00:11] Stop teasing me. 少拿我开玩笑 [00:12] Stop teasing me. 少拿我开玩笑 [00:14] Stop copying me. 别学我说话 [00:15] Stop copying me. 别学我说话 [00:16] I’m stupid. 我是笨蛋 [00:18] I’m stupid. Hey! 我是笨蛋 你 [00:21] Dada, Gracie made me call me stupid. 爸爸 格蕾西让我骂自己是笨蛋…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] The new couch looks great, hon, 新沙发看起来好棒 亲爱的 [00:09] but I have to say, I’m gonna miss this old fella. 但我还是要说 我会想念这老朋友的 [00:11] We had a lot of good times, didn’t we, friend? 我们一起度过了快乐的时光 是不是 老朋友 [00:14] All the naps, TV we watched. 各种小憩啊 看电视啊 [00:17] I feel like the kids…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] So you ever have an old dog bed, 你家有没有废了不用的狗窝 [00:07] and you weren’t sure what to do with it? 不知道该咋处理 [00:09] Well, here’s a fun project. 来看我的建议吧 [00:13] You didn’t fly in your dog bed for real, did you? 你没真抱着你的窝飞天吧 [00:16] How else would I have gotten this jar of cloud?…