时间 英文 中文 [00:22] Who wants pancakes? 谁想吃松饼 [00:23] Cliff! 克里夫 [00:26] You told me my daughter was dead! 你告诉我我女儿死了 [00:28] – I was trying to protect you. – By lying? -我想保护你 -通过撒谎吗 [00:31] Paraguay was an eye-opener. All that carnage. 巴拉圭让我看清了你 杀了那么多人 [00:33] Cliff, you’re a fucking monster. 克里夫 你禽兽不如 [00:35] It’s not your…
时间 英文 中文 [00:21] Caulder! 考尔德 [00:22] Excuse me, sir. 不好意思 先生 [00:24] Name’s Kipling. 我叫吉卜林 [00:25] He is an established Chaos Magician, 他是一位知名混沌魔术师 [00:26] which explains some of the weird stuff we’ve seen so far. 这就解释了我们目前为止看到的一些怪事 [00:29] What’s the Cult of the Unwritten Book? 未尽之书教团是什么 [00:31] Goddamn nightmare. 他们就是恶梦 [00:32] The Book is being…
时间 英文 中文 [00:21] 寻找 你看见这个首席了吗 [00:22] I’m staying here until I find Niles Caulder. 找到奈尔斯·考尔德之前我都会留在这儿 [00:24] You’ve been here a day. 你刚来这里一天 [00:25] Palling around with a bunch of… 和一堆无能的 [00:26] inept circus freaks. 马戏团怪胎打成一片 [00:27] Who died and made you team leader? 是什么让你自认为是领队了 [00:29] We’re not heroes. 我们不是英雄 [00:30] We’re the ones who…
时间 英文 中文 [00:22] Mr. Morden. 莫登先生 [00:23] Yes. Yes, you must be Sturmbanhfuhrer Von Fuchs. 是我 您一定是冯·福克斯少校 [00:27] You’ve slipped through my fingers for the last time. 你不会再从我的指缝中溜走了 [00:31] It’s the Chief! 是首席 [00:34] Look, it’s all going to be fine. 听着 一切都会没事的 [00:36] Chief disappears all the time. 首席经常消失 [00:37] Into a fucking…
时间 英文 中文 [00:20] This is a story about four couch potatoes and… 这个故事是关于四个沙发土豆和… [00:23] Oh, my God, I should be drinking for this. 天啊 讲这个我得喝一杯 [00:26] This bag of ham is Cliff Steele, 这坨火腿是克里夫·斯蒂勒 [00:28] an egocentric racing champion 一个自私自利的赛车冠军 [00:30] who drove his family under a jackknifed trailer. Yikes! 他载着全家从拖挂货车底下开过去了 妈呀 [00:34] Now…
时间 英文 中文 [01:36] Ready for a story about superheroes? 准备好看关于超级英雄的故事了吗 [01:40] Ugh. More TV superheroes. 又是超级英雄电视剧 [01:41] Just what the world needs. 正式世界所需要的 [01:44] Be honest, have you hung yourself yet? 老实说 你还没被烦死吗 [01:51] Or what if I told you 或者如果我告诉你 [01:52] this was actually a story about super-zeroes? 这个故事是关于超级废物的呢 [01:57] Losers, achingly pathetic…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Ooh, ooh, alright, alright ♪好啦 好啦♪ [00:06] Come on, come on, everybody wake up ♪来吧 来吧 都给我醒醒♪ [00:09] Ooh, ooh, alright, alright… ♪行吧 行吧♪ [00:12] I finally go for a job and get professionally ghosted. 我终于找到份工作 还对其充满渴望 [00:16] Ring, asshole! 响啊 破烂玩意 [00:19] Ring for me with this new job! 来个录用通知吧…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] I want nothing ♪什么都不要♪ [00:15] I want it all now ♪什么都想要♪ [00:18] I’ve got a dirty mouth ♪我爱说脏话♪ [00:21] I’m not gonna wash it out ♪没打算改掉♪ [00:24] I’ve got baggage ♪我的行李箱♪ [00:26] 洛杉矶 现代艺术 博物馆 [00:27] It’s got big wheels ♪滚轮超级大♪ [00:29] 洛杉矶现代艺术博物馆 高级总监 达芙妮·杨 [00:30] I got a little dog…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] E… ♪每…♪ [00:04] ‘verybody… ♪个人…♪ [00:09] Needs a friend ♪都需要朋友♪ [00:11] Never feel more alone than when 一个人铺床单 [00:12] I’m putting a fitted sheet on a bed as one human person. 实在太孤单了 [00:15] This is a team activity. 这是个团队运动 [00:20] You know, we do have 其实我们 [00:22] a fourth friend who…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] So, Amanda Seyfried’s pregnant, 阿曼达·塞弗里德的角色怀孕了 [00:15] and Meryl Streep’s character is dead? 梅丽尔·斯特里普的角色死了 [00:17] Correct, and Cher plays Meryl Streep’s mother. 没错 雪儿演梅丽尔·斯特里普的妈妈 [00:19] Cher is, like, four years 雪儿也就比梅丽尔 [00:21] older than Meryl Streep. Hollywood is dumb. 大四岁吧 好莱坞真会玩 [00:23] But, I’m so excited for our Greece trip. 我真的好期待希腊之旅 [00:25]…