时间 英文 中文 [00:07] Make ’em nice and tight, luv. 好好绑紧点 亲爱的 [00:35] Believe it or not, I came here voluntarily. 不管你信不信 我是自愿来这里的 [00:38] My name is John Constantine… 我叫约翰·康斯坦丁 [00:41] …and I’m an exorcist. 我是个驱魔人 [00:43] In my line of work, 干我这行 [00:44] there are days you just need to forget… 有些日子就需要你去忘记 [00:52] …but…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] School’s out, bitches. 放假啦 小婊子们 [00:11] Congratulations, Greendale students! 恭喜 格林德尔的学生们 [00:13] We’ve pulled off another year and we’re still standing. 我们又挺过了一年时光 依然屹立不倒 [00:16] Take that, health inspector, 甩你一脸 卫生检查员 [00:17] building inspector, foundation inspector, 建筑检查员 基金会监察员 [00:20] water line inspector, geologist, 水管检查员 地质学家 [00:22] exterminator, plumber, and dad. 灭虫员 水管工…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Abed, what are you doing? 阿布蒂 你干嘛呢 [00:07] Freelancing. 赚外快中 [00:10] You’re not a spy for the city, are you? 你不是本市间谍吧 [00:12] They’ve been sending footage of my classroom 他们一直在发我教室的视频 [00:14] and pronounced me no worse than the teachers that work hard. 然后说我不比那些努力工作的老师差 [00:17] I can’t tell you who I’m working…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] From the marble steps of old DC to the sun soaked Tampa coast. 从老特区大理石台阶到坦帕海岸日落 [00:01] 格林德尔社区大学出品 我来 我见 我薇琪 一个女人的独角戏 [00:08] I have been to every place where you can find a human race 我去过所有人类出现过的地方 [00:12] but I have been Vicki the mooooooost! 可只有我最薇琪 [00:16] I’m gonna go get a shovel,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] Three weeks earlier. 三周前 [00:15] Huh? 啥 [00:17] You know how sometimes a movie or a show 有些电影或者电视剧 一开头就是在 [00:18] begins on a random, intriguing scene with no context given 一个引人入胜又没交待任何背景的场景中 [00:21] encouraging you to wonder whoa, 会让你禁不住去猜想 [00:22] how’d this crazy scenario come to be? 这剧情肯定超疯狂的 [00:24] And then it…
时间 英文 中文 [00:19] Jeff, you haven’t even looked at the new course catalog. 杰夫 新的课表你看都不看一眼 [00:20] I’m like a kid in a candy store. 我都像掉进糖果店的小盆友眼花缭乱了 [00:22] Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store. 糖果对我这种卖糖的就没吸引力了 [00:25] You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes. 可以说 在这当老师糖多得能让我患糖尿病…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] At 60% less fat and 20% less price, The only thing 脂肪少了六成 价格降了两成 [00:05] Kolb Family Family Pack Ham Packs don’t have less of is flavor. 唯一不变的是扣伯家庭装火腿包的味道 [00:10] Haaaaaaaaaaam, gurrrrl!. 火~~腿~~妞 [00:12] Family pack ham packs, from Kolb Family Farms, 家庭装火腿包 扣伯农场出品 [00:15] the family that’s pleased to meat you. 这家人肉到您很高兴…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Next item is Friday’s alumni dance. 下一项是周五的校友会舞会 [00:04] How’s that progressing. 进度如何 [00:05] I’ve emailed every former student who’s not in prison or jail, 我给所有没蹲监狱和号子的校友 [00:09] everyone remember there’s a difference. 都发了邮件 请注意其中的区别 [00:11] Our alumni are touchy about that. 我们的校友对此比较敏感 [00:13] What’s the difference? 有什么区别 [00:14] You go to jail…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Dammit! 该死 [00:06] Come on. Oh, Elroy! 不是吧 埃尔罗伊 [00:08] Elroy, hey. 埃尔罗伊 [00:12] Computer no worky. 人家电脑坏了啦 [00:14] Please don’t do that. 求你了 别这样 [00:16] Computer no worky. 人家电脑坏了啦 [00:17] Did you forget your password again? 你是不是又忘密码了 [00:19] Pelton, I can’t keep track 派尔顿 我可不能 [00:20] of all the parakeets…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Why did Frankie call us here? 弗兰把我们叫来干嘛 [00:04] I don’t know, 不知道 [00:05] some financial prospect that could put the school in the black. 什么财政预算会让学校盈利[走向黑暗] [00:08] Which always confuses me, 我一直没闹明白 [00:10] because black means bad, when it’s a cat or a banana, 黑不是不好吗 黑猫啦 黑香蕉啦 [00:14] or a shirt that…