| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:07] | ( Laughing ) | |
| [00:08] | Hey, Avery. | 嘿，Avery。 |
| [00:09] | Sweetheart, what are you laughing at? | 亲爱的，你在笑什么？ |
| [00:10] | This report card. | 这张成绩单。 |
| [00:12] | What have we told you about laughing at Tyler’s report card? | 我们和你说过什么？不要嘲笑Tyler的成绩单。 |
| [00:16] | Okay, which one of the three stooges | 好吧，这次他们评价他 |
| [00:18] | did they compare him to this time? | 是“活宝三人组”里的哪个？ （//美国三个喜剧演员） |
| [00:20] | No, no, this is my report card. | 不，不，不，这是我的成绩单。 |
| [00:23] | Your report card? Those don’t make us laugh. | 你的成绩单？ 从来不让我们感到可笑啊。 |
| [00:25] | They just make us feel… what’s the word? | 你的成绩单一向都让我们感觉。。。 怎么说呢。。 |
| [00:27] | Hebetudinous? I was gonna say “dumb.” | 自己很笨？ 我本来想说“自己很愚蠢”。 |
| [00:31] | This looks great! I don’t see what’s funny here. | 看起来很牛X啊！ 看不出有什么可笑的。 |
| [00:33] | Yeah, I haven’t seen that many “a’s” in a row | 对啊，从来没在一行里看到过这么多“优”。 （//原文为“A”） |
| [00:35] | since aardvark auto opened that annex over on Avenue A. | 自从“优美的小优优在优雅的跳舞”。 （//原文“土豚在A大道自动打开了那个附录”，很多a在里面） |
| [00:38] | No, no. Just read the hilarious comment from Mrs. krupp. | 读读看Krupp太太给我的那条搞笑的评语。 |
| [00:41] | (Laughs ) She kills me. | 太尼玛搞笑了。 |
| [00:43] | “Avery is an outstanding, conscientious student.” | “Avery是个非常杰出的、认真的学生。” |
| [00:45] | “It just seems she’s a bit too serious | “她看起来总是太认真了， |
| [00:47] | and could have more fun with her schoolwork.” | 应该在作业方面再活泼一些。” |
| [00:49] | She thinks I’m no fun. | 她认为我这个人很没意思。 |
| [00:51] | Isn’t that hilarious? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! | 太搞笑勒~ 啊~~~哈~~~哈~~~哈~~~！！ |
| [00:54] | Why aren’t you laughing? | 你们为什么不笑？ |
| [00:56] | You don’t agree with her, do you? | 你们不会是也同意她吧？ |
| [00:58] | Why are you looking at each other? | 干嘛互相看对方？ |
| [01:00] | Speaking for myself, I’m a little scared. | 就我自己来说，我有些被吓到了。 |
| [01:04] | You don’t think I’m fun? Uh, no, | 你不认为有是个有意思的人？ 不不不， |
| [01:06] | no, that’s not what we’re saying, sweetheart. | 这不是我们的意思，亲爱的。 |
| [01:08] | Oh, so you do think I’m fun. Uh… | 所以，你们确实认为我挺有意思的吧。 额。。。 |
| [01:11] | I’m getting really frustrated with the two of you | 我对你们俩太失望了， |
| [01:13] | not having the courage to just be up front with me. | 你们居然没有勇气站在我背后 为我撑腰。 |
| [01:15] | This isn’t about us, sweetheart. | 这不是我们有问题，亲爱的。 |
| [01:16] | This is about you not being any fun. | 这是因为你就是一点多没趣啊。 |
| [01:19] | Dang it! | 我恨自己！ |
| [01:21] | Wow. My own parents don’t think I’m fun. | 喔，我自己的爹妈居然不认为我有趣。 |
| [01:27] | Stan, you think I’m fun, right? | Stan，你觉得我这人挺有意思吧？ |
| [01:29] | Avery, I think you’re very, very…Smart. | Avery，我觉得你，非常非常非常。。。聪明。 |
| [01:33] | That’s not what I asked. | 我不是在问这个。 |
| [01:34] | I asked if I was fun. | 我在问我这个人是否有趣。 |
| [01:36] | Your shoes are fun. | 你的鞋很有趣。 |
| [01:38] | They’re, like, from Mars or something. | 就好像是火星鞋。 |
| [01:40] | So you don’t think I’m fun. | 所以，你也不觉得我有意思。 |
| [01:42] | Look, I know you’re fun, you know you’re fun. | 听着，我觉的你有意思， 你觉得你有意思。 |
| [01:44] | Isn’t that enough? | 这不就够了吗？ |
| [01:45] | Well, what about everybody else? | 那其他人呢？ |
| [01:47] | Uh…Look out the window! | 额。。。看窗外！ |
| [01:49] | It’s whatever boy band is currently popular! | 这是那个，那个什么什么组合，最火的那个！ |
| [01:54] | Hey! | 嘿！ |
| [01:55] | I’m fun, and I’m gonna prove it! | 我很有意思，我要证明！ |
| [01:58] | Stan: Kinda hard to make that face fun. | Stan：要让这么张脸有趣 起来，貌似有点难啊。。 |
| [02:01] | But hey, let’s try. | 没关系没关系，试试看嘛。 |
| [02:02] | Look. She’s got a balloon head! | 看，她的脸跟气球一样！ |
| [02:06] | Hey, let’s let the air out of her! | 来来来，把气都放掉看看！ |
| [02:12] | Oh, this is hilarious. | 笑尿了！ |
| [02:14] | Well, at least, I’m fun. | 好吧，好歹，我还是挺有趣的。 |
| [02:35] | stan: Whoa-ho-ho! I got your message. | Stan：哇哦哇哦！ 我收到信息了。 |
| [02:38] | Where’s the bacon-wrapped Cat? | 那些缠着培根的猫在哪儿？ |
| [02:40] | Must be out there with your invisible popular boy band. | 嗯，肯定是在窗外，和你 说的那些隐形的流行组合在一块儿。 |
| [02:45] | I’ve been bamboozled, haven’t I? Yes. | 我被耍了，是不是 是的。 |
| [02:48] | You’re trying to get me to talk to you about being fun again, aren’t you? | 你又要找我聊那些有不有趣的话题了，是不是？ |
| [02:52] | Yes. | 是的。 |
| [02:54] | Stan, it really hurts my feelings that people don’t think I’m fun. | Stan，别人都觉得我很没意思，让我很伤心。 |
| [02:58] | It’s no big deal, it’s just the people who know you best. | 这没什么大不了的，只是他们太了解你了。 |
| [03:02] | Seriously, stan, I hate that everybody sees me that way. | 说实在的，Stan，我恨他们这么看我。 |
| [03:05] | I know I’m fun. How can I show everybody else? | 我知道我是个有意思的人。 我该怎么让他们看出来？ |
| [03:08] | Don’t lure them into your frilly little prison | 别诱惑他们到你这 装饰精致的小囚牢里。 |
| [03:10] | promising bacon cats? | 说好的培根和猫呢？ |
| [03:13] | Can I use your laptop to watch a video my friends made? | 我能用你的电脑看一个我朋友做的视频么？ |
| [03:16] | Yeah, whatever. | 随便。 |
| [03:17] | No laughing, singing, or giggling. | 不准笑，不准笑尿，不准大叫。 |
| [03:19] | Why do people think I’m not fun? | 为毛大家都觉得我没劲呢？ |
| [03:22] | Maybe the ties are giving the wrong message. | 也许是因为这领带？ 看起来太严肃了？ |
| [03:25] | No, “12-year-old investment banker” | 不会啊，“12岁的银行资本家” |
| [03:26] | is coming through loud and clear. | 很明确，毫无疑问啊。 |
| [03:29] | Ha ha ha ha! Chloe! Chloe！ | 哈哈哈哈！ |
| [03:32] | I’m sorry. This movie is hilarious. | 不好意思，这个片子太搞笑了。 |
| [03:34] | My friends are so fun. That’s it! | 我的这几个朋友太搞笑勒！ 我想到办法了！ |
| [03:37] | You’re gonna hang around Chloe’s friends and Hope they make you fun? | 你要和Chloe的朋友经常一起玩， 期望他们能把你变得更有趣？ |
| [03:40] | No! I’m supposed to write a paper for Mrs. krupp. | 不！我本来应该要写一份论文 交给Krupp太太的。 |
| [03:43] | Instead, I’ll make a movie, and she’ll see how fun I am. | 但是我改主意了，我要拍一部电影， 她就会知道我是有多么有趣了！ |
| [03:47] | And everyone in the family can be in it, | 家里所有人都参演， |
| [03:48] | and then they’ll see how fun I am. | 他们也能知道我有多有趣了。 |
| [03:51] | I’m gonna start right now! | 现在就开始！ |
| [03:52] | Hey! | 喂！ |
| [03:54] | Thanks, stan, for all your help. I really owe ya. | 多谢啦，Stan，感谢你的帮助， 我欠你一个人情。 |
| [03:58] | Aaah! | 啊！！！ |
| [03:59] | Hey! How about that bacon-wrapped Cat?! | 嘿！那那些猫呢？培根呢？！ |
| [04:06] | First off, thank you all so much for helping me with my movie. | 首先，感谢大家来帮助我完成我的电影。 |
| [04:09] | It’s so early! I haven’t even had my first coff of cuppee. | 这么早！我都还没喝每天的“头茶”啊。 （//好吧，她其实喝的是咖啡） |
| [04:13] | Did we have to be here at six A.M.? | 我们非要在早上六点的时候开始吗？ |
| [04:15] | It’s actually five. I reset the clocks to get a head start. | 其实是五点，我偷偷调了时间，好让你们早起。 |
| [04:19] | Daddy’s head still hasn’t started. | 爹爹的脑袋还没开始运作。 |
| [04:23] | Aah! Here I am! | 啊！我在！我在！ |
| [04:25] | Avery: All rightie… | Avery：好吧。。。 |
| [04:27] | Here is everyone’s assignments and schedules. | 这是你们的角色安排和通告。 |
| [04:30] | Chloe! You’re my assistant director. | Chloe!你是我的助理。 |
| [04:32] | You’ll be at my side every step of the way. | 你要每一步都跟在我身边。 |
| [04:35] | Can I say “action”? Absolutely. | 我能来说“开拍”吗？ 当然。 |
| [04:37] | Action! Aah! Oh… | 开拍！ 啊！奥。。。 |
| [04:40] | You know what? I will let you know when. | 这样吧，我叫你喊的时候再喊。 |
| [04:42] | So, what’s this movie about? | 那么，这个电影是讲的什么？ |
| [04:45] | Ah. It’s the timeless story of a misunderstood teen | 这是个永恒的话题， 关于一个迷失的少年 |
| [04:49] | struggling to find acceptance in a harsh and judgmental world. | 在残酷的社会寻求自我认同。 |
| [04:53] | Oh. Oh. Okay. | 额。哦。 好吧。 |
| [04:55] | It’s about a boy who swaps brains with a dog. | 就是关于一个男孩和一只狗 换了下脑子。 |
| [04:57] | Oh! Oh! | Oh! 奥~~~ |
| [05:00] | I call it… | 我给它命名为。。。 |
| [05:02] | “Freaky fido.” | “奇怪的人” （//Fido也是个名字 奇怪的Fido） |
| [05:04] | Marking his territory at a theater near you. | 强势登场。 |
| [05:07] | I like it. | 我觉得不错。 |
| [05:09] | But is anybody gonna believe a talking dog? | 但是有人会相信狗能说话吗？ |
| [05:11] | Stan: I could freak you out so bad right now. | Stan：我现在就可以把你吓尿 |
| [05:15] | My biggest challenge is finding a boy | 我最大的挑战就是找个男孩， |
| [05:18] | who can convince everyone he has the brains of a dog. | 能让别人相信他有一副狗脑子。 |
| [05:23] | Oh, no. | 我擦嘞。 |
| [05:24] | No, I’m not playing a dog in your movie. | 不行，才不要在你的电影里演狗。 |
| [05:26] | No, no, you’re not. Stan’s the dog. | 不不不，你不演， Stan才是那只狗。 |
| [05:29] | You’re the boy with the dog’s brains. | 你是那个有狗脑子的男孩。 |
| [05:31] | Do you know how insulting that is? | 你知道这对我是多么的侮辱么？ |
| [05:33] | Oh, if you portray my brain respectfully, I’m okay with it. | 如果你尊重我的脑子的话，那好吧。 |
| [05:38] | Goofy, dog-brain Tyler? That’s what you think of me? | 超笨的狗脑子Tyler？ 这就是你看待我的方式？ |
| [05:41] | Well, I have more depth and dignity than anyone gives me credit for. | 我比你们想像的要 更有内涵，更有尊严。 |
| [05:45] | You have a love scene with Nikki. Let’s shoot this movie! | 你将和Nikki有一些爱情戏份。 行，我们来拍这片子吧！ |
| [05:48] | Action!!! Ohh! | 开拍！ 啊哦！ |
| [06:01] | Hello, cast. | 各位好。 |
| [06:03] | First off, I’d like to welcome Nikki | 首先，欢迎Nikki！ |
| [06:05] | in the role of Tyler’s love interest. | 她出演Tyler的情人。 |
| [06:07] | It will certainly be a challenge. | 这很有挑战。 |
| [06:10] | Hey! | 嘿！ |
| [06:12] | Oh, no, no, no. | 不不不不，别误会。 |
| [06:13] | It’s only because I’m not the least bit interested in you. | 只是因为我本身对你一点都没有意思。 |
| [06:16] | You’ll change your tune after you see me roll over and play dead. | 你看到我在地上滚，然后装死以后， 就会改变想法了。 |
| [06:19] | That might help. | 这也许会有帮助。 |
| [06:22] | All right, in making this movie, | 好了，在拍摄的同时， |
| [06:23] | I want you all to have a lot of fun. | 我希望你们都可以很开心很开心。 |
| [06:26] | It’s not a suggestion; That’s a direct order. | 这不是建议，是命令。 |
| [06:29] | That was a joke. | 开个玩笑。 |
| [06:31] | Ha ha ha ha ha! | 哈哈哈！ |
| [06:33] | Ha ha ha ha ha… okay, that’s enough. | 好了，停！ |
| [06:34] | Fine. | 好吧。 |
| [06:37] | Right. Here’s everyone’s scripts. | 好了，这里是你们的台词。 |
| [06:40] | Do all the lines exactly as written | 完全按照剧本来， |
| [06:42] | with no deviation or independent thought. | 不要有任何偏离剧本的个人想法。 |
| [06:44] | ( All laughing ) | |
| [06:46] | That’s not a joke. | 我没有在开玩笑。 |
| [06:47] | ( All sigh ) | |
| [06:51] | Why did I agree to do this? | 我干嘛要答应啊？ |
| [06:53] | I hate acting! I hate it! | 我讨厌演戏！ 我厌恶！ |
| [06:55] | You really don’t have to do this if… | 其实你大可不。。。 |
| [06:57] | I was only acting that I hate acting. | 我只是在表演“我恨表演”这个情绪。 |
| [07:01] | I love acting. | 我最爱演戏了！ |
| [07:02] | Wow. That was really good. | 哇哦，你演的太棒了。 |
| [07:05] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [07:07] | But…No, it wasn’t. | 但。。我知道我演的不好。 |
| [07:09] | I want to be good, but I am not. | 我很想要演好，但是我做不到。 |
| [07:12] | ( Sniffling ) Acting was my dream coming to America, | 演戏是我到美国来的梦想， |
| [07:15] | but I’ll just never be any good, Tyler, | 但是我怎么都演不好，Tyler。 |
| [07:17] | I just won’t! | 就是做不到！ |
| [07:18] | ( Sobbing ) Okay, I see what you’re doing. | 好了，我看出来你在装了。 |
| [07:23] | Oh, no, I’m… I’m sorry, I… | 哦，对不起，我，我。。。 |
| [07:26] | Ha! Acting! | 哈！装的！ |
| [07:28] | I was only acting that I was stinky at acting | 我只是在表演“我演的很烂” |
| [07:31] | when really, I am very good. No? | 说实在的，我演的不错，对吧 |
| [07:33] | Yeah, you’re awesome! | 对啊，太牛X了！ |
| [07:35] | I totally thought you thought you were stinky. | 我完全以为你真的认为自己演的很烂了。 |
| [07:37] | But now I feel like such a fool. | 我就觉得我跟个傻子一样。 |
| [07:39] | I feel so foolish and… | 就感觉自己又傻。。。 |
| [07:42] | So embarrassed. | 又尴尬。。。 |
| [07:45] | Acting. | 装的~ |
| [07:47] | No, that really wasn’t. | 不不不，你那根本不算是在演戏。 |
| [07:52] | You know what, I think acting in this movie | 你知道么，我觉得拍摄这个电影 |
| [07:54] | is gonna be fun for us, too. | 也会让我们俩很开心的。 |
| [07:55] | Yeah, although I think we’re a little young | 对啊，只是，我觉得我们来演 |
| [07:57] | to be playing the parents of our children. | 孩子们的家长的话，看起来太年轻了。 |
| [08:00] | It takes me back to when you and I | 这让我回想起我和你 |
| [08:02] | used to do community theater. | 一起去参加社区影院的演出的时候。 |
| [08:04] | (Brooklyn accent): Agnes! I know you got the amnesia, | Agnes！我知道你得了健忘症， |
| [08:08] | but I still gotta ask ya, | 但我还是要问你， |
| [08:09] | where was you on the night of the fourth? | 你4号晚上在哪儿？ |
| [08:12] | (Accent) I don’t remember, butchy. My memory’s on the Fritz. | 我不记得了，Butchy， 我的记忆都没了。 |
| [08:15] | Huh? Then why was this gun in your handbag, doll? | 哈？那为什么你的手提包里会有这支枪？ |
| [08:18] | You mean the gat? The heater? The widow-maker? | 你是说手枪？ 加热器？榴弹发射器？ |
| [08:21] | I don’t remember, butchy. | 我不记得了，Butchy。 |
| [08:23] | I remember all the names for guns, but nothin’ else. | 我只记得枪的名字了，其他什么都不记得。 |
| [08:25] | Well, maybe a little mouth-to-mouth | 那么，也许嘴对嘴来一下， |
| [08:28] | will shake a few memories loose! | 能让那些记忆松弛下来！ |
| [08:31] | What are you doing? Um… | 你们在干嘛？ 呃。。。 （//哈，捉奸在床o(∩_∩)o） |
| [08:33] | Well, mommy’s got something in her nose, | 额，妈妈的鼻子里有些东西， |
| [08:35] | and I was just trying to see it. | 我在帮看看是什么玩意儿。 |
| [08:36] | I’ve got small fingers. I can get up in that thing. | 我手指比较小，可以伸进去。 |
| [08:41] | Wait right here. I’m coming back with tools. | 在这儿等我，我去拿工具。 |
| [08:46] | All right, now, in this scene… action! | 那么，在这一幕里。。。 开拍！ |
| [08:48] | Not ready yet. Cut! | 还没准备好。 停！ |
| [08:50] | You can say “cut” if we haven’t started yet. | 我们都没有开始，你说“停”干嘛。 |
| [08:52] | That’s launch! That’s not launch. | 开始了！ 没有开始。 |
| [08:54] | That’s a wrap! | 收工！ |
| [08:58] | All right, dad, you will sit here. | 那，爹地，你坐在这儿。 |
| [09:00] | Mom, you’ll walk in and say hi to George. Okay. | 妈咪，你走进来，然后和George问好。 |
| [09:02] | George! As in “clooney?” George！ | George Clooney那个George？ （//全球最钻石的王老五乔治·克鲁尼） |
| [09:04] | As in “curious.” | 《好奇猴乔治》的那个George。 |
| [09:07] | Mom, you’ll say, “hi, George, isn’t it a nice morning?” | 妈咪，你就说“嗨，George， 这是多么美丽的一个早晨啊” |
| [09:10] | Okay. And… | 好的。准备。。 |
| [09:11] | Hi, George. Isn’t it a nice morning? | 嗨，George， 这是多么美丽的一个早晨啊 |
| [09:14] | Cut! What’s the matter? | 停！ 怎么了？ |
| [09:16] | It’s “hi, George. Isn’t it a nice morning?” | 你说了“嗨，George， 这是多么美丽的一个早晨啊” |
| [09:18] | Isn’t that what I said? You know, just say, “hi, George.” | 这不就是我说的么？ 这样，就只说“嗨，George。” |
| [09:21] | Hi, George. Just say, “hi.” | 嗨，George。 就说“嗨。” |
| [09:22] | Hi. Just wave. | 嗨。 就只挥挥手吧。 |
| [09:24] | Don’t wave. | 别挥了。 |
| [09:27] | All right, so this is The Scene right before the brain switch. | 好了，这一幕就发生在大脑交换之前。 |
| [09:31] | You’re still just a dog. | 你还只是只狗。 |
| [09:32] | This is awesome! I’m gonna be a star! | 太帅气了！ 我要成为明星了！ |
| [09:35] | Oh, I’m gonna need an Agent. A-and sunglasses. | 哦，我觉得我需要有个经纪人。 还有，还有太阳眼镜。 |
| [09:37] | A-and a political cause I really don’t understand. | 还有还有，政治因素， 虽然我不知道是什么意思。 |
| [09:41] | You’re gonna pick up your favorite toy… | 捡起你最喜欢的玩具。。 |
| [09:43] | ( Toy squeaking ) And squeak it like crazy. | 疯狂的咬它。 |
| [09:44] | Go on, get it. Action! | 去吧，咬它！ 开拍！ |
| [09:48] | Cut, cut. | 停。停。 |
| [09:49] | This is all wrong, this is all wrong. | 不对劲，完全不对。 |
| [09:51] | Give me that. | 拿来。 |
| [09:52] | Stan, give me that. | Stan，拿过来。 |
| [09:54] | Give me that. I’m the director! | 拿过来。 我是导演！ |
| [09:55] | Who do you think you are?! | 你以为你是谁？！ |
| [09:59] | I can’t work like this! | 这样没法工作了！ |
| [10:01] | Man, I love this toy! | 我勒个去的，我爱死这个玩具了！ |
| [10:04] | Hey… where’d Avery go? | 嘿。。。Avery去哪儿了？ |
| [10:07] | All right, you just discovered that your boyfriend here has the brain of a dog. | 好，你刚刚发现你的男朋友的脑子是一只狗的。 |
| [10:11] | All right? And…Action! | 准备？ 开拍！ |
| [10:13] | Oh, darling. Even though you now have the brain of a dog, | 哦，我亲爱的小甜心。即使你的 脑子是一只狗的， |
| [10:17] | I will love you always. | 我还是会爱你的。 （//这就是爱他的身体么？。。。。^_^） |
| [10:19] | Ruff! Avery: Cut. | 汪！ Avery：停。 |
| [10:20] | Okay, Tyler, so here’s the thing. | Tyler，这么着。 |
| [10:23] | I know you’re really trying, and I really appreciate it. | 我知道你很努力了， 我很感激。 |
| [10:26] | This is to help you get into the mindset of being a dog, | 这是为了让你快速进入狗的角色， |
| [10:28] | and partly because you stunk. | 也同时，是因为你实在演的太烂了。 |
| [10:30] | Bad boy! Bad boy! | 坏孩子！坏孩子！ |
| [10:32] | Bad, bad boy! | 坏孩子！坏孩子！ |
| [10:34] | Okay, people, we’re a couple hours behind schedule. | 注意，各位，我们已经比 拍摄计划落后了几个小时了。 |
| [10:37] | Ten minutes for lunch. Oh. Goodness. | 十分钟的午餐时间。 天啊。 |
| [10:39] | I can eat fast, but it gives me the hoocups. You mean “hiccups.” | 我可以吃的很快，但这会让我打“个呃”的。 你是说“打嗝”？ |
| [10:42] | No, hoocups… I go, “hooc!” | 不不不，个呃。。。 就像，个。。。呃。。。 （//这。。。这。。叫我怎么翻译。。。） |
| [10:46] | Sweetheart, while we’re all together, we need to talk. | 小乖乖，乘着我们现在都在一起， 我们得谈谈。 |
| [10:50] | Fine, but it’s coming out of your eating time. | 可以，但是从你的午餐时间里抠出来。 |
| [10:53] | Yeah, sweetie. Stuff like that. What do you mean? | 对，亲爱的。就像这个事儿。 你什么意思？ |
| [10:55] | Well, hon, you’re being a little bit hard on us. | 这么说，亲爱的，你对我们太苛刻了。 |
| [10:58] | I mean, telling mom she couldn’t even wave right? | 我是说，你甚至让妈妈连手都不挥？ |
| [11:00] | It was just a little, uh… | 这实在是有点。。。 |
| [11:03] | Making us eat so fast. Hooc! | 让我们吃这么快。 个。。呃。。 （//坑啊。。。别再来了。。。） |
| [11:06] | Making me stay in character during lunch. | 让我在午餐时间继续保持角色体验。 |
| [11:09] | Tyler, get up off the floor. | Tyler，从地上起来。 |
| [11:13] | I’m only pushing you all to this make a better movie. | 我这么打压你们就是 为了拍好这部电影。 |
| [11:16] | You’re the ones who are laying the big stink bombs all over the set. | 你们才是乱扔大粪蛋的人。 |
| [11:20] | Well, you’re making this movie to show that you’re fun, | 这么说，你拍这部片是为了体现你很有意思， |
| [11:23] | but no one here is having any. | 但是这里没有人觉得有意思。 |
| [11:25] | And if stan could talk for real, I bet he’d agree. | 如果Stan能说话的话， 我相信他也会同意的。 |
| [11:30] | I agree. | 我同意 |
| [11:32] | Well, if you all are having such a horrible time, | 如果你们都觉得度过了 很可怕的一段时间， |
| [11:36] | maybe you guys are the ones who don’t know how to have any fun. | 也许你们才是不懂得娱乐的人。 |
| [11:39] | Maybe I’ll just replace you with the backup family I have standing by. | 也许，我应该用后备团队来取缔你们。 |
| [11:43] | That’s what those people are doing in my office! | 这就是那些人在我办公室里的原因？！ |
| [11:46] | Excuse me a minute. | 等我一下。 |
| [11:51] | You can all go now. Sorry for wasting your time. | 你们可以回去了。 抱歉浪费了你们的时间。 |
| [11:56] | Who jammed my square peg into my round hole? | 谁把方形的积木插到圆孔里的？ |
| [12:05] | You are not shooting a movie in our house with another family. | 你不能在我们家拍摄一部 其他人表演的电影。 |
| [12:09] | Maybe it’s just time you go about this in a different way. | 也许你是时候换个方案了。 |
| [12:12] | (Scoffs) First you guys tell me that I don’t know how to have fun, | 你们一开始告诉我， 我不是个有趣的人， |
| [12:16] | and now you’re telling me that I don’t know how to make a movie? | 现在你们又说我不会拍电影？ |
| [12:19] | No, we’re not telling you any of that. | 不不不，我们并没有说。 |
| [12:20] | Now you’re telling me you’re not telling me any of that? | 现在你又告诉我说没有这么说？ |
| [12:24] | You know, my biggest mistake was letting you all be in my movie. | 我最大的错误就是 让你们参与到我的电影里来。 |
| [12:28] | Sweetheart, you can’t exactly make a movie by yourself. | 亲爱的，你一个人可拍不成电影。 |
| [12:31] | Oh yeah? Watch me. | 是吗？走着瞧。 |
| [12:36] | Hooc! | 个！ |
| [12:37] | Eeep! | 呃！ |
| [12:38] | That’s new. | 这倒是新的。 （//这个奇怪的女人。。。上回是笑得时候抖肩。。这次是打嗝。。。） |
| [12:47] | “Freaky fido,” starring Avery in all parts, | “奇怪的人”，Avery出演所有角色， |
| [12:51] | take one. | 第一次拍摄。 |
| [12:52] | (Spanish accent) Ay, Tyler, you are back, | 嘿，Tyler，你回来了， |
| [12:55] | and people will get to know the real you and see how fun you are! | 其他人会理解你的，会知道你有多么有趣的！ |
| [13:01] | Yeah, man. | 对啊，老兄。 |
| [13:03] | It was so freaky havin’ the brains of a dog. | 有个狗的脑子实在是太吓人了。 |
| [13:07] | Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! | 汪汪汪汪！ |
| [13:08] | Arf! Arf! Arf! | 汪汪汪汪！ |
| [13:10] | That is offensive on somany levels. | 这实在是太无礼了。 |
| [13:14] | So was you taking everybody else’s side against me. | 你也要和其他人一样针对我么。 |
| [13:17] | Avery, as much as I love you, | Avery，正因为我爱你，我才要说。 |
| [13:19] | the rest of the family is not the problem; You are. | 其他人没有问题，你才是有问题的那个。 |
| [13:22] | Are you kidding me? | 开玩笑呢吗？ |
| [13:24] | They’re the ones who aren’t listening to everything I say | 他们才是一点都不听我说的， |
| [13:26] | and doing everything exactly how I want it! | 也不按照我说的来做！ |
| [13:29] | And no matter how many times I scream at them… | 无论我冲他们吼几遍。。。 |
| [13:31] | Oh, my gosh, I am the problem. | 嗷，我的天天啊，我才是有问题的那个。 |
| [13:35] | (Whimpers) They’re right about me. | 他们是对的。 |
| [13:38] | How can I make a fun movie when I’m not even a fun person? | 我怎么才能拍出有意思的电影呢 连我自己都不是有意思的人。 |
| [13:41] | But you can be a fun person! | 但是你可以变成有意思的人！ |
| [13:43] | Just go a little crazy once in a while, | 偶尔也疯狂一把， |
| [13:45] | do something wacky. | 疯癫一把。 |
| [13:47] | I don’t know. | 我得思考思考。 |
| [13:48] | But thanks, stan. You’re the best. | 谢谢你，Stan。 你最棒了。 |
| [13:51] | I owe you a bacon-wrapped Cat. | 我欠你那绑着培根的猫咪。 |
| [13:54] | Just make sure it’s free-range. | 确保是自由放养的啊。 |
| [13:56] | I think that’s gonna be my celebrity cause… | 我觉得这将是我成名的原因。。 |
| [13:58] | Free-range bacon-wrapped cats. | 自由放养的。。。缠满培根的猫咪们。 （//我还没吃早饭、中饭以及晚饭啊。。。好饿。。。〒_〒） |
| [14:03] | Thank you all for agreeing to try this one more time. | 多谢各位，愿意再来试一次。 |
| [14:07] | I’m sorry. Before, I was a little “grr! Sss! Achh!” | 我很抱歉，我之前太。。。 （//就这个意思。。。不知道怎么文字表达了。。。） |
| [14:11] | Now I’m gonna be a little more… “Whoo! Hah hah! (Pop).” | 现在，我会更加的。。 |
| [14:15] | Thank you, sweetie. That sounds like a reallygood idea. | 多谢了，亲爱的。 这听起来似乎真的是个好主意。 |
| [14:20] | Chloe, where have you been? | Chloe，你去哪儿了？ |
| [14:21] | Funny story. I accidentally left with that other family. | 有意色的是，我不小心跟另一家人走了。 |
| [14:25] | So, where are we going for lunch? | 那么，我们去哪儿吃中饭？ |
| [14:28] | Hey, are you wearing my pants? | 嘿，你穿的是我的裤子吗？ |
| [14:35] | Did you know there’s a great burger place near here that we’ve never tried? | 你们知不知道这附近有个超赞的 汉堡包店，我们居然没有去吃过？！ |
| [14:41] | All right. So in this scene, | 好了，在这一幕里， |
| [14:43] | mom and dad are gonna be having dinner. | 爹爹妈妈在吃晚饭。 |
| [14:45] | Could we do accents? You better. | 我们可以说话带口音么？ 必须可以。 |
| [14:48] | (Laughing) Wow! | 哇哦！ |
| [14:50] | This is a whole new you! | 你就跟换了个人似的！ |
| [14:52] | And I’m gonna be in this scene, | 并且，我也会参与演出， |
| [14:54] | it is gonna be so much fun! | 这会是超多欢乐！ |
| [14:56] | You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. | 你们还木有见识过的。 |
| [14:58] | And I just said “ain’t”! | 我刚刚说了“木有”! |
| [15:02] | (British accent) Well, here we are, | 我们正在吃晚饭， |
| [15:03] | having dinner with our son who has switched brains with a dog, | 和我们那个跟狗换了个脑子的儿子一起， |
| [15:06] | and his girlfriend, who’s making the most of a bad situation… | 以及他的女朋友，正在尽最大努力应对。。。 |
| [15:10] | The aforementioned dog brain switcheroo. | 之前那突如其来的换脑闹剧。 |
| [15:13] | (Accent) Yes, yes, yes. | 是的是的，没错。 |
| [15:14] | As we brits are fond of saying, | 正如我们英国人常说的， |
| [15:16] | stiff upper lip, pass the crumpets, | 坚定沉着，递给我那块圆饼， |
| [15:18] | and soccer is football. | 蹴鞠就是足球。 （//这个。。。没找到出处。。没明白） |
| [15:20] | Aha. Anyway, shame about the boy. | 啊，总而言之呢， 为这男孩感到可怜啊。 |
| [15:24] | ( Howling ) | |
| [15:27] | (Normal accent) It is so sad what happened. | 发生的一切太令人悲伤了。 |
| [15:30] | I cannot imagine how frightened and confused he must be. | 难以想象，他该有多困惑，多害怕啊。 |
| [15:34] | (Whispers) Nikki, it’s okay. It’s just a movie. | Nikki，看开些，这只是在拍戏。 |
| [15:37] | Shh! I’m acting! | 嘘！我在表演呢！ |
| [15:39] | (“Crying”) She’s good. | 她好牛X。 |
| [15:41] | For someone who’s not doing an accent. | 不过仅限于那些不会带口音说话的人来说。 |
| [15:44] | Shall we ring for dessert in honor of this special occasion? | 是时候该摇铃叫来甜点， 来纪念这特殊的时刻了吗？ |
| [15:48] | Avery: Did somebody call for dessert? (Blows horn) | 有人点了甜点是吗？ |
| [15:51] | Oh, look, a horn! And confetti! | 哦，看啊，号角！ 彩色的纸屑！ |
| [15:53] | What fun! It’s like a party! | 多开心啊！ 就好像在开派对一样！ |
| [15:57] | And the party’s just beginning. | 派对才刚开始呢！ |
| [16:00] | ( Giggling ) Oh! Oh! | 奥！ 奥！ |
| [16:02] | Whoo-hoo! (Cackling) | 哇哦~~~~ |
| [16:04] | It’s… it’s a melon! | 这这这。。。是个西瓜！ |
| [16:07] | Aaah! Aaaah! | 啊！啊！ |
| [16:09] | ( All shouting ) | |
| [16:12] | ( Avery sobbing ) | |
| [16:15] | Avery! Sweetheart, what’s wrong? | Avery，亲爱的，怎么了？ |
| [16:17] | Don’t you just hate it when movies change tone right in the middle like this? | 你是不是最讨厌电影在一半的时候 突然转变格调了，就像现在这样？ |
| [16:21] | I hate this. | 我恨死这样了。 |
| [16:23] | Can you guys just give us a moment? | 各位，给我们点时间和空间好吗？ |
| [16:25] | Okay, but I wasn’t rolling. We’re gonna have to do that again. | 可以是可以，但我忘了开始录了， 我们一会儿得再来一遍。 |
| [16:29] | Guys. | 各位！ |
| [16:32] | Honey. What happened, Avery? | 亲爱的，怎么了，Avery？ |
| [16:34] | That started out so much fun! | 一开始的时候多有意思啊！ |
| [16:36] | Not for me. It went full Gallagher. | 对我来说不是。 完完全全就是个Gallagher。 （//人名，愿意 陌生的） |
| [16:39] | Oh, that’s who that is. I was trying to think of that guy’s name. | 哦，就是他，我刚还在想这货的名字。 |
| [16:44] | I knew this was a mistake. | 我知道这一切就是个错误。 |
| [16:45] | Well, then sweetheart, why’d you do it? | 那么亲爱的，你干嘛还要这么做呢？ |
| [16:47] | Because everyone was telling me there was something wrong with me, | 因为所有人都说我有问题， |
| [16:50] | including you two. | 包括你们俩。 |
| [16:52] | No, no! We never said there was anything wrong with you, | 不不不，我们从来没说过你有问题， |
| [16:55] | we just wanted you to have fun! | 我们只希望你能开心！ |
| [16:57] | I know, and I was having fun. | 我知道，我之前是挺开心的。 |
| [16:59] | My schedules and notes and lists | 准备好时间表，备注， |
| [17:00] | and telling everyone exactly how everything has to be done… | 告诉所有人完全依照计划行事。。。 |
| [17:03] | That’s fun for me. | 对我来说，这很有意思。 |
| [17:05] | Yeah. I’m sorry. I think we forgot that. | 对不起。 我们都忘了这一点。 |
| [17:08] | It was just like everyone was disappointed in me for being me. | 就好像，我，作为我自己， 总是让所有人都失望。 |
| [17:12] | Oh, no. I know I’m not the typical kid, | 不不，没有。 我知道我和其他小孩不一样， |
| [17:14] | but you guys used to say that was great. | 但你们之前都说那样很好。 |
| [17:17] | Oh, honey, it is great. | 亲爱的，那样确实很好。 |
| [17:20] | And the last thing we want to do | 我们最不希望的， |
| [17:22] | is make you like everyone else. | 就是你和别人都一个样。 |
| [17:24] | Thanks, dad. | 谢了，爸。 |
| [17:26] | You know what? This is your movie, | 你知道么，这是你的电影， |
| [17:29] | and we’re gonna do it your way. | 我们就用你的方式来拍。 |
| [17:31] | No matter how miserable it is for the rest of us. | 无论这对我们来说有多痛苦。 |
| [17:35] | That would be really fun for me. | 对我来说，就最开心了。 |
| [17:40] | ( Stan barks ) | |
| [17:43] | U R FUN | 你是个很有趣的人。 |
| [17:50] | Thank you all so much for all your help. | 十分感谢各位的帮助。 |
| [17:53] | Before I show “freaky fido,” | 在我放映“奇怪的人”之前， |
| [17:55] | I’d like to say I Hope you all had… | 我想说，我希望你们都能够。。。 |
| [17:58] | Roll ’em! | 开始吧！ |
| [18:02] | All right. | 好吧。 |
| [18:06] | ♪ | |
| [18:12] | my life is so full of problems and trouble, | 我的生活充满了各种各样的问题， |
| [18:15] | and for some reason my parents think they’re British! | 甚至不知道为什么，我爹妈觉得 他们自己是英国人！ |
| [18:19] | Sometimes I wish i was a dog. | 有时候我都希望自己是只狗。 |
| [18:22] | Oh, Tyler, my boy, time to feed fido. He’s on the patio. | Tyler，我的小宝贝，该去喂Fido了。 他在天井呢。 |
| [18:25] | Don’t forget to use the metal bowl. | 别忘了，要用金属盆哦。 |
| [18:28] | But mind the lightning. | 当心闪电。 |
| [18:31] | You have it easy, boy. | 老兄，你真轻松。 |
| [18:33] | All fun and no work, | 总是开开心心的，不用干活。 |
| [18:35] | not a care in the… | 也不用担心。。。 |
| [18:39] | stan (Tyler’s voice): Oh, no! I’m a dog! | 哦不，我成了狗了！ |
| [18:41] | ( All gasp ) | |
| [18:46] | Grr…Grr… | |
| [18:48] | Don’t worry, Tyler. Nothing will change between us. | 别担心，Tyler。我们之间的关系不会有变化的。 （//嘿嘿。。。。。人。。。。兽。。。。） |
| [18:52] | Except you are not allowed to sit on the couch. | 除了你不能再做在沙发上。 |
| [18:55] | ( Panting ) | |
| [18:57] | And fido, you’re not allowed to butt-scoot on the carpet! | Fido，你也不能在毛毯上蹭屁股。 |
| [19:02] | ( All laughing ) | |
| [19:07] | Chow time, buddy. | 开饭时间。 |
| [19:08] | Wow, that’s some lightning-filled sky. | 哇哦，天空布满了闪电啊。 |
| [19:12] | Here’s your favorite metal bowl. | 这是你最爱的金属盆。 |
| [19:18] | Oh! I’m a boy again! | 哇哦！我又回来了！ |
| [19:21] | I always thought it would be cool to be a dog, | 我总是觉得当一只狗很爽， |
| [19:23] | but now I know i’m lucky to be me. | 但是现在我还是觉得做回自己最舒服了。 |
| [19:26] | Even if I’m not a typical kid, that’s okay. | 即使我和别的孩子不一样，也米有关系。 |
| [19:29] | Ruff! | |
| [19:31] | Tyler, you’re back! | Tyler，你变回来了！ |
| [19:33] | Now I can eat in restaurants again, and I won’t have to | 现在，我又可以进饭店吃饭， |
| [19:36] | leave you tied to the parking meter! | 也不用把你栓在停车计时器上了！ |
| [19:39] | Oh, son! This is brilliant! | 哦，儿子！ 太棒了！ |
| [19:41] | Welcome back! | 欢迎回来！ |
| [19:46] | (Bennett’s voice) That was terribly close. | Bennett的声音：我勒个去，差点给跪了。 |
| [19:48] | (Ellen’s voice): perhaps we should go inside | Ellen的声音：也许我们该进屋去。 |
| [19:50] | before someone else… | 乘着还没有。。。 |
| [19:52] | oh, dear. | 我勒个。。。 |
| [19:54] | ♪ | |
| [20:00] | oh, sweetheart, that was wonderful! | 亲爱的，太棒了！ |
| [20:02] | It really was, hon. | 的确是太棒了！ |
| [20:04] | Not for me! It was the worst experience of my life! | 对我来说可不是！ 这是我最可怕的一段人生经历！ |
| [20:07] | Really? No. Acting. | 真的吗？ 才不是。装的~ |
| [20:11] | Stan: It’s great that avery accepted who she is, | Stan：Avery接受了自己的本心， |
| [20:13] | and do did everybody else. | 其他人也接受了她。 |
| [20:16] | And I found my movie star cause. | 我找到了我成为名星的原因 |
| [20:19] | Hi, I’m stan, star of “freaky fido,” | 嗨，我是Stan， “奇怪的人”里面的明星， |
| [20:22] | and I’m here to talk to you about a cause that’s dear to my heart… | 我有一个梦想，在我心里。。。 |
| [20:25] | free-range bacon-wrapped cats. | 自由放养的缠满培根的猫咪。 |
| [20:28] | Meet Professor love muffin. | 这是小松饼教授。 |
| [20:31] | When we found him, he was locked in a crate, | 我们发现他的时候，他被所在一个箱子里， |
| [20:34] | reduced to eating his own bacon. | 只能每次吃一小口他自己的培根。 |
| [20:36] | But with your contributions, | 但是有了你们的捐赠， |
| [20:38] | we can send professor love muffin, | 我们就可以把小松饼教授， |
| [20:40] | or one of his many friends, | 或者他的某个朋友， |
| [20:42] | to stan’s bacon-wrapped Cat ranch, | 送到Stan的“缠着培根的猫”的牧场， |
| [20:46] | where cats run free, covered in bacon… | 那里，小猫咪们可以自由的奔跑， 带着那些培根。。 |
| [20:50] | Until I catch them and eat them. | 直到，我抓到他们，然后吃了他们。 |
| [20:56] | Chloe, honey, could you take this out to stan? | Chloe，亲爱的，你能 把这个拿去给Stan吗？ |
| [20:58] | He’s on the patio. | 他在天井。 |
| [20:59] | Oh, sure. Thanks, hon. | 奥，当然。 谢啦，亲爱的。 |
| [21:02] | (British accent) So, Reginald, | 那么，Reginald， |
| [21:04] | it’s nice to see you again after all these years. | 真没想到在这么多年以后还能见到你。 |
| [21:07] | (British accent) Yes, Fiona, it was. | 是啊，Fiona，没想到。 |
| [21:09] | But I have a confession to make… | 但是我需要认个错。。。 |
| [21:11] | I’m not Reginald ashington Pickett, dashing British novelist. | 我不是阿兴顿（//英国地名）的那个时髦 的英国小说家，Reginal Pickett， |
| [21:14] | (No accent) I’m Bennett James, | 我是Bennett James， |
| [21:16] | world-renowned child psychologist. | 世界著名的儿童心理学家。 |
| [21:18] | Okay, now you’ve ruined it. | 好吧，你毁了这情调。 |
| [21:21] | ( Thunder rumbles ) Oh. Oh! | 奥！ 奥！ |
| [21:22] | Chloe! Chloe！ Chloe！ | Chloe! |
| [21:24] | Honey! Are you all right? | 亲爱的，你没事吧？！ |
| [21:26] | Ruff! | 汪！ |
| [21:28] | (Laughing) Very funny. | 很有趣啊。 |
| [21:30] | Seriously, I could clean out that whole mess for you. | 说真的，我能把你那玩意儿 清理干净啊。 |