Jerry and Marge Go Large(杰瑞和玛姬生活阔绰)[2022]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：杰瑞和玛姬生活阔绰
英文名称：Jerry and Marge Go Large
年代：2022

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[00:33]	These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee.	这是我的朋友杰瑞和玛姬·塞尔比。
[00:42]	They live in Evart, Michigan.	他们住在密歇根州的埃瓦特。
[00:46]	It’s a small town that’s not exactly in its prime.	这是一个并不完全处于鼎盛时期的小镇。
[00:50]	Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge.	不过，老实说，杰瑞和玛吉也不是。
[00:55]	Today, they’re on their way to buy lottery tickets.	今天，他们在去买彩票的路上。
[00:58]	Lots and lots of lottery tickets.	很多很多彩票。
[01:03]	But they’re not hoping to get lucky.	但他们不希望运气好。
[01:05]	You see, they don’t need luck.	你看，他们不需要运气。
[01:17]	But this story doesn’t start there.	但这个故事并不是从那里开始的。
[01:20]	It starts with Jerry,	从Jerry开始，
[01:22]	getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years,	黎明前起床就像他42年来每天一样，
[01:27]	going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,	去玉米片厂工作，
[01:29]	for what he fears will be the last time.	因为他担心的将是最后一次。
[01:33]	It’s a math problem, really.	这是一道数学题，真的。
[01:35]	If you count the letters, uh,	如果你数一数这些字母，
[01:38]	except the letter “I,” which they skip	除了他们跳过的字母“I”
[01:40]	because it looks like a “1”,	因为它看起来像“1”，
[01:42]	then you realize that “J” is February.	然后你意识到“J”是二月。
[01:46]	And then, the last letter…	然后，最后一个字母。。。
[01:48]	Oh, boy.	哦，孩子。
[01:50]	That designates the plant code,	指定工厂代码，
[01:52]	which was not easy to figure out, but, uh…	这不容易弄清楚，但是，呃。。。
[01:56]	I did.	我做到了。
[01:59]	Jerry,	杰瑞，
[02:01]	you don’t have to work so hard. You’re retiring.	你不必那么努力工作。你要退休了。
[02:05]	Well, yeah. But… I…	嗯，是的。但是我
[02:06]	I don’t have to be. Um…	我不必这样。嗯。。。
[02:09]	I know my line is shutting down, but…	我知道我的电话正在关机，但是。。。
[02:12]	You know, I have a thing with numbers.	你知道，我喜欢数字。
[02:14]	Come on.	来吧
[02:16]	You’ve served your time. These are your golden years.	你已经服完刑了。这是你的黄金岁月。
[02:19]	He’s the best line manager we ever had, right?	他是我们有过的最好的直线经理，对吗？
[02:22]	Absolutely.	绝对地
[02:24]	Hey. Why don’t you tell these guys	嘿你为什么不告诉这些人
[02:26]	how you started working here in high school?	你高中时是怎么开始在这里工作的？
[02:29]	You worked nights, right?	你晚上工作，对吧？
[02:46]	– To Jerry. – All right.	-致Jerry。-好吧
[02:48]	Not everybody can pull off 42 years	不是每个人都能活42年
[02:50]	without getting fired.	不会被解雇。
[02:52]	And now you have a boss who’s going to let you sleep in.	现在你有了一个老板，他会让你睡懒觉。
[02:55]	And won’t yell at me.	也不会对我大喊大叫。
[02:57]	Wrong about that. Oh.	这是错误的。哦
[03:00]	You know, you should get your real estate license,	你应该拿到房地产许可证，
[03:02]	just like Howard did.	就像霍华德那样。
[03:04]	It’s like having a job.	这就像有一份工作。
[03:05]	But it’s also like being retired,	但这也就像退休一样，
[03:07]	because you don’t do anything.	因为你什么都不做。
[03:08]	It’s true.	这是真的。
[03:10]	Most days, I don’t even leave the house.	大多数时候，我甚至不出门。
[03:12]	Well…	好
[03:14]	You know, I’ll make it work.	你知道，我会成功的。
[03:15]	You know, I can always help Marge around the house.	你知道，我总是可以帮玛吉做家务。
[03:18]	No, you don’t need to do that.	不，你不需要那样做。
[03:20]	No, I’d be happy to.	不，我很乐意。
[03:21]	I mean, you’ve been taking care of this place for years.	我是说，你已经照顾这个地方很多年了。
[03:24]	I kind of have a system.	我有一个系统。
[03:25]	Oh, yeah, and a good one.	哦，是的，很好。
[03:26]	But, you know, every system can use an improvement.	但是，你知道，每个系统都可以进行改进。
[03:29]	Oh, God. Here we go.	哦，天哪。我们开始吧。
[03:31]	Hey. I got an idea. Yeah?	嘿我有个主意。是啊
[03:32]	Why don’t I try consulting on some of your job sites?	为什么我不试着在你的一些工作网站上咨询一下呢？
[03:35]	You know, find ways of making things run better. Ah.	你知道，想办法让事情变得更好。啊。
[03:38]	You wanna walk around on my construction site	你想在我的工地上走走吗
[03:40]	and tell me what I’m doing wrong? Oof.	告诉我我做错了什么？噢。
[03:42]	I wouldn’t charge much.	我不会收太多钱。
[03:44]	Oh, and I have to pay you for this?	哦，我得付钱给你？
[03:45]	Darn right. Are you going to also come by	该死的对。你也要过来吗
[03:46]	and teach my wife how to grade papers?	教我妻子如何评分？
[03:49]	Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that.	嘿，爸爸，如果我住在这里，我会欢迎的。
[03:51]	Thank you, Dawn.	谢谢你，道恩。
[03:53]	I’m gonna take you up on that.	我会接受你的。
[03:54]	I’m gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often.	我要经常开车去大急流城。
[03:57]	Oh, whoops.	哦，哎哟。
[03:58]	You sold it too well.	你卖的太好了。
[03:59]	Shut up. Backfired right in your face.	闭嘴。就在你面前发生了事与愿违的事。
[04:00]	Yeah, sweetie? Okay.	是吗，亲爱的？可以
[04:01]	Can we show Pop Pop?	我们能展示流行音乐吗？
[04:03]	Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?	嗯，是的，你想现在就给我看流行音乐吗？
[04:05]	Show me what?	给我看什么？
[04:07]	We got you a retirement present. Surprise.	我们给你买了一份退休礼物。惊喜
[04:09]	Okay.	可以
[04:11]	Open your eyes. Open.	睁开你的眼睛。打开
[04:13]	Holy cow!	天哪！
[04:16]	A fishing boat. What…	渔船。什么
[04:19]	Do I like fishing? I do? Okay. Yeah, you took me once.	我喜欢钓鱼吗？我愿意？可以是的，你带过我一次。
[04:22]	Yeah, now you can go whenever you want.	是的，现在你想去哪里就去哪里。
[04:24]	Yeah, how about that?	是的，怎么样？
[04:26]	This is great. Thank you.	这太棒了。非常感谢。
[04:28]	Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, good.	谢谢，谢谢，谢谢。哦，很好。
[04:31]	Oh. Dad likes it.	哦爸爸喜欢。
[04:32]	And you, for keeping a secret.	还有你，为了保守秘密。
[04:36]	Thank you, pumpkin.	谢谢你，南瓜。
[04:37]	Thank you, Doug. You like it?	谢谢你，道格。你喜欢吗？
[04:38]	– Yeah. – All right.	-是的。-好吧
[04:40]	My goodness.	天哪
[04:41]	My goodness. Good job. You didn’t spoil it.	天哪干得好你没有破坏它。
[04:44]	That was your one job. You did so good. You okay?	那是你唯一的工作。你做得很好。你没事吧？
[04:47]	Oh, yeah. Yeah.	哦，是的。是啊
[04:54]	I don’t have many regular clothes.	我没有很多普通的衣服。
[04:57]	It’s all work shirts.	都是工作服。
[04:59]	Well, we can get you more clothes.	好吧，我们可以给你买更多的衣服。
[05:00]	Hmm.	隐马尔可夫模型。
[05:04]	It’ll be an adjustment.	这将是一种调整。
[05:06]	You’ll find your way.	你会找到你的路的。
[05:07]	Hmm.	隐马尔可夫模型。
[05:09]	Have you?	有你？
[05:10]	Not really. But I don’t have a boat.	不是真的。但我没有船。
[05:15]	You want this one?	你想要这个？
[05:17]	Nope.	不。
[05:52]	Morning, Leon. Morning, Jerry.	早上好Leon。早上好，杰瑞。
[06:01]	Card was declined, Helen. I’m sorry.	海伦，信用卡被拒绝了。我很抱歉。
[06:04]	Dang it. Maybe I have cash. Let me just…	该死的。也许我有现金。让我只是。。。
[06:11]	I know you’re good for it.	我知道你很擅长。
[06:13]	Thanks, Leon.	谢谢你，里昂。
[06:27]	What are you doing out here?	你在外面干什么？
[06:29]	0	00.
[06:30]	No, you said 00.	不，你说的是00。
[06:32]	I don’t have any other appointments. I have six clients.	我没有其他约会。我有六个客户。
[06:34]	Okay.	可以
[06:35]	How do you make a living with only six clients?	只有六个客户你怎么谋生？
[06:38]	I don’t. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters?	我没有。我刚成为一名在线旅行社。看到海报了吗？
[06:42]	Oh, yeah.	哦，是的。
[06:45]	So, why do you need posters if it’s online?	那么，如果是在线的，你为什么需要海报呢？
[06:49]	Because they were free.	因为他们是自由的。
[06:51]	Why do you always have to understand the reasoning behind everything?	为什么你总是要理解一切背后的道理？
[06:54]	Oh, well.	哦，好吧。
[06:55]	It’s the only way I can make sense of things.	这是我理解事物的唯一方式。
[06:59]	How’s the boat?	船怎么样了？
[07:01]	Water’s still too cold.	水还是太冷了。
[07:02]	You don’t get in the water. That’s the point of the boat.	你不能下水。这就是船的意义所在。
[07:06]	Hmm. How’s my account?	嗯，我的账户怎么样？
[07:08]	Speaking of cold…	说到寒冷。。。
[07:11]	2% gains,	2%收益，
[07:13]	which doesn’t sound like much, because it isn’t.	这听起来不太像，因为它不是。
[07:16]	Look, you gotta be more aggressive.	听着，你要更有侵略性。
[07:17]	If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%.	如果你让我把它投进股票，我可能会给你10%。
[07:21]	That would double your money in only…	那只会让你的钱翻一番。。。
[07:24]	7.27 years.	7.27年。
[07:28]	Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today.	实际上，这是我今天唯一一次使用它。
[07:30]	Nope.	不。
[07:32]	This is all we’ve got.	我们只有这些了。
[07:33]	And I’m not about to gamble with it.	我不会拿它来赌博。
[07:35]	It’s not gambling. It seems like a risk, but the market…	这不是赌博。这似乎是一种风险，但市场。。。
[07:38]	Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it’s gambling.	是啊，如果你输了，那就是赌博。
[07:42]	I’ll call you in a month for my next appointment.	一个月后我会打电话给你，准备下次约会。
[07:43]	Don’t need an appointment. Okay.	不需要预约。可以
[07:46]	Take out the boat.	把船拿出来。
[07:48]	I may just do that.	我可以这么做。
[08:19]	Oh!	哦
[08:23]	No.	不
[08:34]	Holy cow!	天哪！
[08:45]	Hey, Jer.	嘿Jer。
[08:50]	– What’s a roll down? – It’s when the jackpot hits two million	-什么是滚降当头奖达到200万的时候
[08:53]	and nobody gets six numbers.	没有人能得到六个数字。
[08:54]	Then the whole jackpot rolls down	然后整个头奖滚了下来
[08:56]	to the people who got three or four…	给那些有三个或四个。。。
[08:58]	Whatever.	无论什么
[09:00]	Just better odds.	只是可能性更大。
[09:01]	Good luck. Yeah. Thanks.	祝你好运是啊谢谢
[09:04]	Better odds.	可能性更大。
[09:57]	Can that be right?	这是对的吗？
[10:01]	All right.	好吧
[10:10]	It’s not gambling.	这不是赌博。
[10:12]	The lottery? Yup. There’s a way to win every time.	彩票？是的。每次都有办法赢。
[10:16]	Are you having a stroke?	你中风了吗？
[10:17]	There’s a loophole	有个漏洞
[10:18]	they didn’t see, and it’s right here in the math.	他们没有看到，这就在数学中。
[10:20]	Now, on a typical drawing,	现在，在一张典型的图纸上，
[10:22]	you’d have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers,	你有54分之一的机会打出六个数字中的三个，
[10:26]	and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four.	1500分之一的几率命中4个。
[10:30]	Odds are you’ll lose every time.	你很可能每次都会输。
[10:31]	Not every time.	不是每次。
[10:33]	I won a free ticket last week, which lost.	上周我赢了一张免费票，但输了。
[10:35]	But on the roll down weeks,	但在滚动周，
[10:37]	the payouts to the lower numbers	对较低数字的支付
[10:39]	increases above the amount that you would pay to play.	超过您将支付的玩游戏的金额。
[10:43]	So, the math is in your favor.	所以，数学对你有利。
[10:47]	And they missed it.	他们错过了。
[10:48]	I don’t know what this says.	我不知道这是怎么说的。
[10:50]	Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall.	看起来像是一个疯子在牢房墙上画的数字。
[10:53]	It means that on the roll down weeks,	这意味着在降级周，
[10:54]	you’re guaranteed to win.	你一定会赢。
[10:56]	That can’t be true.	那不可能是真的。
[10:58]	Why not? Because it’s the lottery, Jerry.	为什么不呢？因为这是彩票，杰瑞。
[11:01]	There’s a building of people in Detroit	底特律有一栋大楼
[11:03]	whose job it is to know how the numbers work. And they do.	他们的工作是了解数字是如何工作的。他们确实如此。
[11:07]	I cannot believe you are my accountant.	我不敢相信你是我的会计。
[11:11]	Part-time accountant.	兼职会计。
[11:12]	Full-time online travel agent.	全职在线旅行社。
[11:23]	Hey, Mindy.	嘿Mindy。
[11:24]	Hey, Jerry. Making a deposit?	嘿Jerry。存款？
[11:26]	Uh, no… I…	呃，不。。。我
[11:29]	I’d like to withdraw $2,000.	我想提取2000美元。
[11:33]	Yep.	是的。
[11:36]	So, how are your feet?	那么，你的脚怎么样了？
[11:38]	Been better.	更好了。
[11:39]	Rolling the tennis ball helped,	滚动网球有助于，
[11:41]	until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street.	直到我的经理被它绊倒，扔到街上。
[11:43]	I can bring you another one.	我可以再给你拿一个。
[11:45]	They come in threes. Thanks.	他们三人一组。谢谢
[11:51]	Oh, thank you.	哦，谢谢你。
[11:53]	I’ll be back in a couple of days with a deposit.	几天后我会带着押金回来。
[11:55]	Okay.	可以
[11:59]	Oh.	哦
[12:00]	Probably be 20% more than this.	可能比这个多20%。
[12:03]	Give or take.	给予或索取。
[12:04]	See you then. Okay.	到时候见。可以
[12:32]	Thank you.	非常感谢。
[12:33]	Okay. Have a good day.	可以祝您今天过得愉快。
[12:41]	Two thousand WinFall tickets.	两千张WinFall门票。
[12:44]	Two thousand?	两千？
[12:46]	Yes, ma’am.	是的，女士。
[12:55]	Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week’s WinFall lottery roll down.	各位晚上好，欢迎参加本周的WinFall彩票发行。
[12:59]	Grab your tickets, have a seat and let’s get right to it.	拿好你的票，坐下，我们开始吧。
[13:03]	The first lucky number is six.	第一个幸运数字是六。
[13:06]	The second number…	第二个数字。。。
[13:10]	Twenty-three.	二十三。
[13:13]	You okay? Oh, yeah. Never better.	你没事吧？哦，是的。再好不过了。
[13:17]	Forty-three. So, how’d it go with the boat?	43岁。那么，船怎么样了？
[13:19]	Oh, uh…	哦，呃。。。
[13:21]	They said they can fix the motor, but it’s not for me.	他们说他们可以修马达，但这不是给我的。
[13:25]	I mean, we’re supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right?	我是说，我们应该一起做些事情，对吧？
[13:28]	Thirty-one.	三十一。
[13:29]	You want to watch a movie?The next winning number is…	你想看电影吗？下一个中奖号码是。。。
[13:31]	Oh… No, I didn’t mean right now. Ten.	哦不，我不是说现在。十
[13:36]	Well, so, when? Well, I don’t know.	那么，什么时候？嗯，我不知道。
[13:39]	I’m watching a program.	我正在看一个节目。
[13:41]	You’re watching this?	你在看这个？
[13:42]	No.	不
[13:57]	Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.	四十三、三十一、十和三十二岁。
[14:01]	And we hope you’re a winner.	我们希望你是赢家。
[14:04]	One…	一
[14:07]	That’s one’s four.	那是四分之一。
[14:10]	Twenty-one, 28.	二十一，二十八。
[14:13]	Sixteen.	十六
[14:27]	Problem is, nobody knows about this town.	问题是，没有人知道这个城镇。
[14:29]	Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.	埃瓦特应该开始以一美元的价格出售房屋，就像在托斯卡纳一样。
[14:33]	Lure people here.	在这里吸引人。
[14:35]	We can live in Tuscany for a dollar?	我们可以花一美元住在托斯卡纳？
[14:37]	Well, a Euro.	嗯，一欧元。
[14:38]	That’s a dollar.	那是一美元。
[14:39]	No, a little more than that.	不，比这多一点。
[14:41]	Jerry, how much is a Euro?	杰瑞，一欧元多少钱？
[14:47]	Jerry.	杰瑞。
[14:49]	Oh.	哦
[14:51]	Sorry.	很抱歉
[14:53]	Mmm.	嗯。
[14:56]	Full house.	座无虚席。
[14:57]	We’re playing gin.	我们在玩杜松子酒。
[14:59]	Oh.	哦
[15:07]	– Thank you so much. – All right. Well, goodnight.	-非常感谢你。-好吧嗯，晚安。
[15:10]	– Goodnight. – Take care.	-晚安。-当心。
[15:11]	Have a good walk home. Okay.	好好走回家。可以
[15:14]	Gin, or poker, or cribbage,	杜松子酒、扑克或克里贝奇，
[15:16]	I get confused by them all. You don’t care. You don’t care.	我被他们弄糊涂了。你不在乎。你不在乎。
[15:18]	Scrabble. Scrabble next.	乱摸。下一步拼字。
[15:20]	All right, night.	好吧，晚安。
[15:23]	You’re going to have to tell me what’s going on.	你得告诉我发生了什么事。
[15:25]	I’m too old to wait it out.	我太老了，等不及了。
[15:30]	Oh…	哦
[15:33]	I missed my chance.	我错过了机会。
[15:37]	I did everything I was supposed to do.	我做了我应该做的一切。
[15:40]	Everything I had to do.	我必须做的一切。
[15:43]	Now it’s too late to do anything else.	现在做任何事情都为时已晚。
[15:46]	Oh, your life isn’t over.	哦，你的生活还没有结束。
[15:54]	Everybody seems to think it is.	每个人似乎都这么认为。
[15:56]	Well…	好
[16:00]	Heck, I can do anything.	见鬼，我什么都能做。
[16:02]	I’d still be at the factory if they didn’t cut my line.	如果他们不切断我的生产线，我还会在工厂。
[16:06]	But instead…	但是相反。。。
[16:09]	These are my golden years.	这是我的黄金岁月。
[16:12]	Yeah, just because things didn’t work out the way you wanted,	是的，只是因为事情没有按你想要的方式发展，
[16:15]	doesn’t mean they won’t.	并不意味着他们不会。
[16:17]	Good luck happens, same as bad.	好运会发生，坏事也会发生。
[16:25]	What?	什么
[16:27]	Good luck, it happens same as bad?	祝你好运，这和坏运气一样吗？
[16:30]	Yeah. It’s just math. Yeah.	是啊这只是数学。是啊
[16:33]	What? Oh, man. What a dummy.	什么哦，老兄。真是个傻瓜。
[16:37]	Not you. Me.	不是你。我
[16:38]	You’re a genius.	你是个天才。
[16:43]	Sample size.	样本量。
[16:46]	That is where I went wrong.	这就是我错的地方。
[16:48]	I didn’t calculate the frequency of probability.	我没有计算概率的频率。
[16:52]	It’s just math.	这只是数学。
[16:53]	Oh, I don’t like math.	哦，我不喜欢数学。
[16:55]	Oh. Oh, I’m sorry.	哦哦，对不起。
[16:57]	Here, let me show you…	来，让我给你看看。。。
[17:00]	Here. So, if you take a coin	在这里如果你拿一枚硬币
[17:03]	and you flipped it 1,000 times,	你把它翻了1000次，
[17:05]	you might still get 60% heads.	你可能仍然有60%的人头。
[17:08]	But if you flipped it 5,000 times, the probability gets closer to 50%.	但是如果你把它翻了5000次，概率就会接近50%。
[17:15]	The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation.	样本必须足够大，以便从方程中排除运气。
[17:19]	And this is for you.	这是给你的。
[17:23]	Are you depositing a penny?	你要存一分钱吗？
[17:25]	No. No.	不，不。
[17:28]	No. Uh…	不，呃。。。
[17:30]	I wanna make a withdrawal.	我想提款。
[17:33]	$4,200.	$4,200.
[17:37]	Oh, and how much does that leave us with?	哦，这给我们留下了多少？
[17:39]	I am checking.	我正在检查。
[17:43]	A little over four.	四点多一点。
[17:45]	Okay.	可以
[17:49]	Make it six, then.	那就定在六点吧。
[17:52]	Six? Mmm-hmm.	六嗯哼。
[18:01]	Eight?	八
[18:05]	Eight? $8,000.	八个$8,000.
[18:07]	Are you sure? Hmm.	你确定吗？隐马尔可夫模型。
[18:11]	Ninety-eight.	九十八。
[18:17]	99 Ninety-nine.
[18:20]	Eight thousand.	8000人。
[18:24]	Thank you, Midge.	谢谢你，米奇。
[18:26]	There we go.	我们开始了。
[18:27]	Bye-bye.	再见
[18:30]	You know, every town has a thing.	你知道，每个城镇都有自己的特色。
[18:32]	We need a thing.	我们需要一件事。
[18:34]	What happened to jazz fest?	爵士音乐节怎么了？
[18:36]	Well, we couldn’t keep the stage up to code.	嗯，我们无法保持舞台符合规范。
[18:38]	Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through.	哦，其中一个堵塞器女孩摔了一跤。
[18:41]	Oh, yeah.	哦，是的。
[18:42]	Jazz fest made money, too.	爵士音乐节也赚钱了。
[18:43]	I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us. Yeah.	我是说，不是那年，因为那个女孩起诉了我们。是啊
[18:46]	She was upset ’cause we were still clapping.	她很难过，因为我们还在鼓掌。
[18:49]	We thought it was part of the show.	我们以为这是表演的一部分。
[18:51]	Oh.	哦
[18:52]	By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money	顺便说一下，我们一群人正在集资
[18:54]	for the lottery tonight.	今晚的彩票。
[18:56]	They’re doing that roll down thing, where you can win more.	他们在做滚降，这样你可以赢得更多。
[18:59]	We’re not lottery people. That’s probably for the best.	我们不是买彩票的人。这可能是最好的。
[19:02]	You know, there are some people who blow thousands	你知道，有些人吹了几千次
[19:04]	on those things?	在那些事情上？
[19:05]	You all right? Here we go.	你没事吧？我们开始吧。
[19:07]	What’s the matter? Take the drink. Down the wrong pipe.	怎么了喝点饮料。走错了路。
[19:09]	Eating too fast.	吃得太快了。
[19:12]	Yeah.	是啊
[19:16]	Ooh.	哦。
[19:19]	Four.	四
[19:38]	Whoo.	哇哦。
[20:01]	I mean, it’s like a regular travel agent,	我是说，这就像一家普通的旅行社，
[20:02]	but it’s online,	但它是在线的，
[20:03]	so people can act like animals	所以人们可以像动物一样行动
[20:05]	when something doesn’t work out.	当事情不顺利的时候。
[20:06]	Hey, you should be traveling.	嘿，你应该去旅行。
[20:08]	You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back	你和Wendy过去常去游轮然后回来
[20:10]	and call everything port and starboard.	把一切都称为左舷和右舷。
[20:12]	I didn’t even know which was which.	我甚至不知道哪个是哪个。
[20:13]	Depends which ocean you’re on.	取决于你所处的海洋。
[20:15]	Hmm. No. No. Yep.	嗯，不，不，是的。
[20:18]	She’d want you to have fun.	她希望你玩得开心。
[20:19]	It’s been three years.	已经三年了。
[20:21]	Oh, brats. Brats and burgers. All?	哦，小子们。小鬼和汉堡。全部的
[20:23]	With cheese on it. Okay.	上面有奶酪。可以
[20:25]	Brats and… Oh. Cheddar?	小鬼和。。。哦切达干酪？
[20:26]	Doug, would you watch the grill for a second?	道格，你能看一下烤肉架吗？
[20:28]	See? This is a good time. Huh?	看见这是一个好时机。嗯？
[20:30]	Mmm. I told you it’d be worth the drive.	嗯。我告诉过你开车去是值得的。
[20:32]	No, you said you didn’t know	不，你说你不知道
[20:33]	how many weekends you have left.	你还剩多少个周末。
[20:35]	Well, I don’t.	嗯，我不知道。
[20:36]	Yeah, but the math works.	是的，但数学是可行的。
[20:39]	Drive for two hours, get a free burger.	开车两个小时，买一个免费的汉堡。
[20:41]	Offsets the cost of gas.	抵消了汽油的成本。
[20:42]	I don’t eat meat, Dad.	爸爸，我不吃肉。
[20:44]	Oh, right. I’ll get the chicken.	哦，对了。我去拿鸡肉。
[20:45]	No, that’s still meat.	不，那还是肉。
[20:47]	Okay.	可以
[20:49]	Is he okay?	他没事吧？
[20:50]	He just doesn’t know the formula for “I miss you.”	他只是不知道“我想你”的公式
[20:54]	It is more fun when you’re here.	你在这里会更有趣。
[20:55]	I know, but you and Dad, you gotta have fun together.	我知道，但你和爸爸，你必须在一起玩得开心。
[20:58]	Yeah.	是啊
[20:59]	I know you’ve waited a really long time	我知道你等了很久了
[21:00]	for him to retire. I know.	让他退休。我知道。
[21:02]	I know. We need to work on it.	我知道。我们需要努力。
[21:04]	I can’t even remember the last time that we had…	我甚至不记得我们最后一次。。。
[21:08]	You know? What?	你知道的？什么
[21:09]	Yeah. Oh, no, that’s okay. I don’t need to hear about…	是啊哦，不，没关系。我不想听到关于。。。
[21:12]	Honey.	蜂蜜
[21:13]	I’m gonna get a beer.	我去喝杯啤酒。
[21:15]	Okay? Okay. We’ll work on it.	可以可以我们会努力的。
[21:17]	I’m thinking about it anyway. Okay.	反正我也在考虑。可以
[21:19]	I wish he would.	我希望他会。
[21:22]	Whoa.	哇哦。
[21:24]	Whoa, whoa, whoa!	哇，哇，哇！
[21:25]	No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy! No, no, no, no, Liz.	不，丽萃，丽萃，丽萃！不不不Liz。
[21:28]	Let’s not… Let’s not open that.	我们不要。。。我们不要打开它。
[21:30]	Why? I want the popcorn. I know. I know.	为什么？我想要爆米花。我知道。我知道。
[21:32]	But this… this popcorn’s very stale. Ugh.	但是这个。。。这爆米花很陈了。呃。
[21:35]	I like stale.	我喜欢陈腐的。
[21:37]	Well, but this is full of sugar. It’s no good for you.	嗯，但这里面全是糖。这对你没有好处。
[21:41]	I saw you eat seven Oreos.	我看见你吃了七个奥利奥。
[21:45]	You want an Oreo?	你要奥利奥吗？
[21:46]	You ate them all, Pop Pop.	你把它们都吃了，爸爸。
[21:49]	Okay. All right. Uh…	可以好吧嗯
[21:51]	Let me just have it for one minute.	给我一分钟。
[21:53]	Pop Pop will give it back to you. I promise.	爸爸会还给你的。我保证。
[21:55]	You trust Pop Pop now, right?	你现在相信爸爸了，对吧？
[21:58]	Let me just take one minute.	让我休息一下。
[22:00]	And I’ll be right out.	我马上就出来。
[22:16]	Here you go.	干得好。
[22:18]	Take. Thanks, Pop Pop.	拿谢谢，爸爸。
[22:21]	Yep.	是的。
[22:40]	Something you wanna tell me?	你有什么想告诉我的吗？
[22:42]	What?	什么
[22:43]	The pantry.	食品储藏室。
[22:50]	I’m playing the lottery.	我在买彩票。
[22:53]	I meant the empty bag of Oreos.	我是说那袋空的奥利奥。
[22:59]	I’m playing the lottery, and I’m winning.	我在买彩票，我中奖了。
[23:03]	I figured out the math, and I won $15,000.	我算出来了，赢了15000美元。
[23:06]	It’s stuffed inside the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.	它被塞进了磨砂迷你小麦盒子里。
[23:10]	Wow.	哇！
[23:17]	I gave $20 to Shirley’s lottery pool.	我给雪莉的彩票池20美元。
[23:20]	I guess it’s not such a big deal now.	我想现在没什么大不了的。
[23:25]	I…	我
[23:26]	I had to try it.	我不得不试试。
[23:28]	I… I found this flaw in the game,	我我在游戏中发现了这个缺陷，
[23:31]	and I had to find out if I was right.	我必须找出我是否是对的。
[23:34]	Well, why didn’t you just tell me?	那你为什么不告诉我？
[23:36]	I… felt silly.	我觉得很傻。
[23:39]	We barely have enough money to retire on as it is, and…	我们几乎没有足够的钱退休，而且。。。
[23:44]	This is no time to risk it.	现在不是冒险的时候。
[23:48]	Yes, it is. What?	是的，是的。什么
[23:50]	It’s time to risk it.	是时候冒险了。
[23:51]	Because right now we’re losing	因为现在我们输了
[23:52]	something that matters even more.	更重要的事情。
[23:55]	I’ve waited 40 years for it to be just us,	我等了40年，只为我们，
[23:58]	and so far we kind of suck at it.	到目前为止，我们在这方面有点差劲。
[24:01]	We have Jeopardy.	我们有危险。
[24:02]	Oh, that’s not a thing. Jerry!	哦，那不是一回事。杰瑞！
[24:06]	I wanna have fun.	我想玩得开心。
[24:08]	I wanna have fun.	我想玩得开心。
[24:13]	Let’s be a little stupid. Huh?	让我们有点愚蠢吧。嗯？
[24:16]	We got married when we were 17,	我们17岁时结婚了，
[24:18]	so we know how to do it.	所以我们知道怎么做。
[24:21]	Well, that’s true.	嗯，那是真的。
[24:23]	We need something for us.	我们需要一些东西。
[24:28]	I didn’t think it would be playing the lottery,	我没想到会是彩票，
[24:30]	but I’d rob a bank if it gave us something to talk about.	但如果银行给我们提供了什么可以谈的，我会抢劫银行。
[24:35]	Okay.	可以
[24:37]	$15,000? Yep.	$15,000? 是的。
[24:43]	If we bet the whole $15,000…	如果我们下注15000美元。。。
[24:45]	Oh, we should. Let’s bet it all. You think?	哦，我们应该。让我们全赌一把。你觉得呢？
[24:48]	Yeah, ’cause I was thinking the same thing. It’s right…	是的，因为我也这么想。没错。。。
[24:51]	No. No, no, no, no.	不不不不不。
[24:53]	Leon, what happened to WinFall?	Leon WinFall怎么了？
[24:55]	Oh, they… they phased it out.	哦，他们。。。他们逐步淘汰了它。
[24:57]	What? It’s gone, just like that?	什么就这样消失了？
[25:00]	You don’t play anyway, do you?	你不会玩吧？
[25:02]	No. Yeah, well, I guess people will just	不，是的，我想人们会
[25:04]	have to play the one in Massachusetts now.	现在必须在马萨诸塞州比赛。
[25:09]	The math works. You can see that. You’re an accountant.	数学是可行的。你可以看到这一点。你是个会计。
[25:12]	Yeah. I mean…	是啊我是说。。。
[25:14]	I mean, it looks right.	我是说，看起来不错。
[25:15]	And Massachusetts isn’t that far.	马萨诸塞州也不远。
[25:16]	No, it’s only about a 10-hour drive if our truck doesn’t break down.	不，如果我们的卡车不抛锚的话，只需要大约10个小时的车程。
[25:20]	If it does, we’ll get a ride. Yeah.	如果是的话，我们可以搭便车。是啊
[25:22]	From whom?	来自谁？
[25:23]	Truckers. Yeah, they’re always looking for company.	卡车司机。是的，他们总是在找人作伴。
[25:25]	To murder. We’ll jump out if it gets weird.	谋杀。如果事情变得奇怪，我们会跳出来的。
[25:28]	And they won’t even know that we have a duffle bag full of cash.	他们甚至不知道我们有一个装满现金的行李袋。
[25:31]	Yeah, we’ll keep that zipped up.	是的，我们会一直保持沉默。
[25:33]	All right. All right, what?	好吧好吧，什么？
[25:36]	I’m in, too.	我也加入了。
[25:37]	You sure? No.	你确定吗？不
[25:39]	But what the hell? Put me in for 1,000.	但到底怎么了？给我1000美元。
[25:42]	I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now.	我刚刚有一次巡航，我现在要取消。
[26:00]	Hey. Oh. Oh. Got our dinner.	嘿哦哦我们吃过晚饭了。
[26:02]	Yeah. We’re going to need three days of food.	是啊我们需要三天的食物。
[26:07]	Oh.	哦
[26:07]	And I found us a small town to play in.	我给我们找了一个小镇玩。
[26:10]	Yeah, keep things quiet.	是的，保持安静。
[26:12]	You know, like how I park a block away	就像我在一个街区外停车一样
[26:15]	at a good garage sale.	在一次很好的车库拍卖会上。
[26:16]	Yeah? Oh. Move.	是啊哦移动
[26:21]	You got a ham radio? What?	你有火腿收音机吗？什么
[26:23]	Ham radio. We’re gonna hit some dead zones.	火腿收音机。我们要去一些死区。
[26:25]	I suppose I can go to Ace… Wait a minute.	我想我可以去Ace。。。等一下。
[26:29]	How are we on batteries?	我们的电池怎么样？
[26:31]	Uh… I…	嗯我
[26:33]	Ah.	啊。
[26:36]	Okay. Let’s get some more. Just in case.	可以我们再来点吧。以防万一。
[26:40]	Feels like we really are robbing a bank.	感觉我们真的在抢劫银行。
[26:42]	Nah. It’s gonna be more fun. You take that.	不。这会更有趣。你拿去吧。
[26:45]	Here are the keys.	这是钥匙。
[26:47]	All right. Aah.	好吧啊。
[26:49]	I got the coupons.	我拿到优惠券了。
[26:51]	All right. You grab that.	好吧你抓住它。
[26:53]	Oh, now? Oh.	哦，现在？哦
[26:55]	Let’s go. Oh.	走吧。哦
[26:56]	Can I get dressed first?	我可以先穿衣服吗？
[27:03]	Mmm. Whoo.	嗯。哇哦。
[27:05]	You have cookies?	你有饼干吗？
[27:12]	Ooh.	哦。
[27:50]	Doesn’t look like much.	看起来不太像。
[27:52]	Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right?	我们只需要一台售票机，对吗？
[28:00]	Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free,	嘿，孩子，那些是买一送一，
[28:03]	’cause they’re so out of date.	因为它们太过时了。
[28:04]	They’re from 2013,	他们来自2013年，
[28:06]	but they’ll still turn your mouth blue.	但他们仍然会让你的嘴变蓝。
[28:11]	Actually, I’m gonna get them first.	事实上，我会先拿出来的。
[28:12]	How can I help you?	我能为您做些什么？
[28:14]	We’d like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets.	我们想买8000张秋冬门票。
[28:20]	I’m gonna get you first.	我会先抓住你的。
[28:24]	No way is this enough.	这还不够。
[28:27]	There’s no way that was enough.	这还不够。
[28:29]	Uh…	嗯
[28:30]	Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like…	八千张WinFall门票就像。。。
[28:34]	$29,000.	$29,000.
[28:36]	No. 16,000. $16,000.	编号16000$16,000.
[28:39]	And that is how much we brought.	这就是我们带来的钱。
[28:43]	Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour, so you’ll be here all day.	嗯，这台机器每小时打印1000张票，所以你整天都在这里。
[28:47]	And let me tell you from experience, being here all day sucks.	让我根据经验告诉你，整天呆在这里很糟糕。
[28:50]	Because I’m here all day.	因为我整天都在这里。
[28:54]	Well, he’s right. It’s gonna take eight hours.	嗯，他是对的。这需要八个小时。
[28:58]	I can do it. Let’s get rolling.	我能做到。我们开始吧。
[29:00]	You want us? Yeah, come on. I got work to do.	你想要我们？是的，来吧。我有工作要做。
[29:04]	I’m busy. Well, can you show us how it works?	我很忙。那么，你能告诉我们它是如何工作的吗？
[29:07]	You’ll figure it out.	你会明白的。
[29:08]	Sorry, the motel’s not so great.	对不起，汽车旅馆不太好。
[29:11]	The Pick and Shovel.	镐和铲。
[29:13]	Perfect name.	完美的名字。
[29:15]	Because it’s what you need to dig a grave.	因为这是你挖坟墓所需要的。
[29:17]	Hah. Reminds me of our wedding night.	哈哈。让我想起了我们的新婚之夜。
[29:20]	Huh?	嗯？
[29:22]	My dad gave me enough money to take you to the prom.	我爸爸给了我足够的钱带你去舞会。
[29:25]	But then I thought, “Heck, the prom ends at midnight,	但后来我想，“见鬼，舞会在午夜结束，
[29:28]	“but a marriage, that lasts forever.	“但婚姻是永恒的。
[29:31]	“And it’s 20 bucks cheaper.”	“而且便宜20美元。”
[29:32]	Which you spent on a Days Inn.	你在一家戴斯旅馆里度过的。
[29:35]	Oh, on our honeymoon. Yeah.	哦，在我们的蜜月上。是啊
[29:38]	Well, I’m glad we’re being crazy.	我很高兴我们疯了。
[29:41]	I’d sleep in the car if I had to.	如果有必要，我会睡在车里。
[29:44]	Well, you may have to.	嗯，你可能不得不这么做。
[29:46]	I don’t think this door locks.	我想这扇门锁不上。
[29:48]	Oh, it’s on, Jerry. Oh, oh, oh, oh.	哦，开始了，杰瑞。哦，哦，哦，哦，哦。
[29:55]	All right.	好吧
[29:57]	Oh, you have the…	哦，你有。。。
[29:59]	Cross those fingers, our very last lucky number is 21.	交叉手指，我们最后的幸运数字是21。
[30:02]	Folks, those numbers, one more time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.	各位，这些数字再一次是23、45、01、25、06和21。
[30:08]	All right, folks, check those numbers. We wish you the best of luck.	好了，各位，检查一下这些数字。我们祝你好运。
[30:11]	Hopefully this was your week. Okay.	希望这是你的一周。可以
[30:18]	Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check.	嗯，我们有8000张票要检查。
[30:23]	Let’s get started.	让我们开始吧。
[30:25]	We’ll probably see sunrise.	我们可能会看到日出。
[30:50]	The last one is a three-number winner.	最后一个是三位数的赢家。
[30:55]	Oh, good.	哦，很好。
[30:58]	Okay.	可以
[31:01]	So we bet 16,000. Mmm-hmm.	所以我们赌16000。嗯哼。
[31:06]	And the two number winners just gives us free tickets,	两位数字优胜者只给我们免费门票，
[31:11]	so if we count those as a push…	所以如果我们把这些算作推力。。。
[31:13]	Which means we made…	这意味着我们。。。
[31:17]	$21,043.	$21,043.
[31:20]	Oh…	哦
[31:22]	I think we’re gonna need more Oreos.	我想我们需要更多的奥利奥。
[31:26]	Yeah, we’re all… No, heck. There’s a little piece left there for you.	是的，我们都。。。不，见鬼。还有一小块给你。
[31:30]	No. You sure you don’t…	不你确定你不。。。
[31:33]	No, thank you.	不，谢谢你。
[31:54]	They just said, “Congratulations.” Huh.	他们只是说：“恭喜你。”呵呵。
[31:57]	Of course they did.	他们当然知道了。
[31:59]	It’s not against the rules to buy tickets.	买票并不违反规定。
[32:01]	I thought an alarm would go off and they’d start yelling at me.	我以为警报会响，他们会开始对我大喊大叫。
[32:05]	So did I.	我也是。
[32:08]	Do you really think we’re the only ones who know?	你真的认为只有我们知道吗？
[32:30]	Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls?	嘿，为什么我们的厕所隔间上有超声波传感器？
[32:34]	Bathroom vacancy grid.	浴室空置网格。
[32:36]	I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall.	我厌倦了走在那里，看到每个摊位下都有脚。
[32:39]	So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is…	所以，现在我知道当绿灯亮的时候，厕所是。。。
[32:42]	Well, not clean, but nobody is sitting on it.	嗯，不干净，但没有人坐在上面。
[32:44]	We’re supposed to be doing our research projects.	我们应该做我们的研究项目。
[32:46]	I am.	我是。
[32:47]	Bathroom lights? No. That’d be stupid.	浴室灯？不，那太愚蠢了。
[32:49]	I’m doing one on the lottery.	我正在买彩票。
[32:50]	Ah. That’s way more stupid.	啊。那就更愚蠢了。
[32:52]	It’s not. I’m evaluating	事实并非如此。我在评估
[32:54]	the exact odds of winning Powerball versus Mega Millions.	赢得强力球和百万富翁的确切几率。
[32:57]	Okay. Yeah, it’s stupid. Whatever. I’ll still get a B.	可以是的，这很愚蠢。无论什么我还是会得个B。
[33:02]	What are these?	这些是什么？
[33:03]	The smaller state games. I need them for comparison.	规模较小的国家运动会。我需要它们进行比较。
[33:06]	Sweet. The handicapped stall is open.	含糖的残疾人摊位开着。
[33:46]	Jerry, pull over.	杰瑞，靠边停车。
[33:49]	Come on, pull over. We’re only a mile from home.	快点，靠边停车。我们离家只有一英里。
[33:51]	No. You can’t hold it?	不，你拿不住？
[33:53]	It’s not that.	不是那样的。
[33:55]	Okay. Okay.	可以可以
[34:15]	Marge, how long is this gonna take?	Marge这要花多长时间？
[34:17]	‘Cause I actually have to go.	因为我真的得走了。
[34:21]	Did you ever think maybe the world wasn’t passing you by?	你有没有想过也许这个世界没有从你身边经过？
[34:26]	Maybe you were meant to be here.	也许你应该在这里。
[34:29]	To work in the factory	在工厂工作
[34:31]	and to care about all these people the way you do,	像你那样关心这些人，
[34:33]	because the day would come when you could help them.	因为总有一天你可以帮助他们。
[34:40]	What do you mean?	什么意思？
[34:42]	Well, you said the more we bet, the better the odds.	你说我们赌得越多，胜算就越大。
[35:00]	I did say that.	我确实说过。
[35:08]	So you wanna start a corporation?	你想成立一家公司？
[35:10]	Bring in the whole town.	把全镇的人都带进来。
[35:12]	If we sell shares, we’ll have more capital to invest.	如果我们出售股票，我们将有更多的资本投资。
[35:15]	Go big or go home.	要么出众，要么出局
[35:17]	Then we’ll split the profits with the shareholders.	然后我们将与股东分享利润。
[35:19]	Everybody rides.	每个人都骑自行车。
[35:21]	Will you stop talking like that?	你能不能别再那样说话了？
[35:22]	Sorry. I’m just really into it.	很抱歉我真的很喜欢。
[35:24]	She’s really into it.	她真的很喜欢。
[35:26]	Because she knows it’ll work.	因为她知道这会奏效的。
[35:27]	House always wins.	豪斯总是赢。
[35:28]	Stop it.	住手。
[35:31]	You really think people will come in on this?	你真的认为人们会参与进来吗？
[35:32]	Yup. You did.	是的。你做到了。
[35:34]	Yeah, but I’m a depressed widower with nothing to live for.	是的，但我是一个沮丧的鳏夫，没有生活的理由。
[35:36]	You wanna buy more shares, then? Yes!	那你想买更多的股票吗？对
[35:40]	And that about does it.	就是这样。
[35:41]	Any questions?	有什么问题吗？
[35:43]	So, uh, GS Investment Strategies? That’s right.	那么，呃，GS投资策略？这是正确的。
[35:47]	We’ve got a business license and everything.	我们有营业执照，什么都有。
[35:50]	Not much of a name.	名字不算什么。
[35:51]	Well, don’t worry about the name.	好吧，别担心名字。
[35:52]	You need “lottery” in there somewhere.	你需要在某个地方买彩票。
[35:54]	Well, the name’s not important.	嗯，名字并不重要。
[35:55]	It is if you wanna sell the idea. I took a class on marketing.	如果你想推销这个想法。我上了一堂市场营销课。
[35:59]	Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a share for $500 and you make a profit.	好吧，这个想法很有说服力。你花500美元买了一只股票，你就盈利了。
[36:05]	It’s that simple. Do you have a logo?	就这么简单。你有徽标吗？
[36:07]	Don’t need a logo. Logos help.	不需要徽标。徽标帮助。
[36:08]	I have a pig on a tractor.	我有一头猪在拖拉机上。
[36:12]	Yeah. Okay, look, you all have known me for years.	是啊好吧，听着，你们都认识我很多年了。
[36:16]	This will work, and it’ll help everybody.	这会起作用的，对每个人都有帮助。
[36:19]	What if we want in,	如果我们想加入，
[36:21]	but we’re behind on our bills, and don’t have enough for a share?	但我们的账单还没付完，还没有足够的钱分一杯羹？
[36:24]	Do you accept other forms of payment?	你们接受其他形式的付款吗？
[36:27]	Like what?	比如什么？
[36:41]	Wait, wait, wait.	等等，等等，等等。
[36:43]	Got it all right here.	在这里一切正常。
[36:44]	Oh, we’re in.	哦，我们进去了。
[36:46]	I’ve never done anything criminal like this.	我从来没有做过这样的犯罪行为。
[36:48]	No, Shirley, it’s not criminal.	不，雪莉，这不是犯罪。
[36:50]	We’re gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses.	我们要为所有赢来的钱交税并报销费用。
[36:54]	Jerry’s got it all worked out.	杰瑞把一切都解决了。
[36:56]	Your mother and I are going into business.	你妈妈和我要做生意了。
[36:59]	Are you selling her toffee or something?	你是在卖她的太妃糖还是什么？
[37:02]	No. We’re gonna play the lottery.	不，我们要买彩票。
[37:05]	It’s 500 a share. Okay.	每股500英镑。可以
[37:08]	Oh, yeah? Okay? You don’t wanna know details?	哦，是吗？可以你不想知道细节？
[37:11]	No, no, no, I’m good. It sounds great.	不，不，不，我很好。听起来好棒。
[37:13]	You can see in the first three plays Dad, Dad.	你可以在前三部剧中看到爸爸，爸爸。
[37:15]	that we’ve increased our profit.	我们增加了利润。
[37:16]	It’s just not for me.	这不适合我。
[37:18]	I just don’t understand this. It’s just math.	我只是不明白这一点。这只是数学。
[37:21]	It’s always just math.	这永远只是数学。
[37:23]	It’s like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels,	就像在硬币中分类，寻找水牛镍币，
[37:25]	because you had calculated there was,	因为你已经计算过了，
[37:27]	what, one in every seven rolls or something?	什么，每七卷就有一卷？
[37:29]	Yeah. We made $600.	是啊我们赚了600美元。
[37:31]	We sorted through coins every weekend for a month. I was 12.	一个月来，我们每个周末都会整理硬币。我当时12岁。
[37:36]	It was fun.	这很有趣。
[37:39]	It would have been nice to just throw the football or something.	扔足球什么的就好了。
[37:45]	Look, I’m…	听着，我。。。
[37:48]	Hey, Doug?	嘿Doug？
[37:50]	Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn and they want you to come take a look.	道格，搬运工们的谷仓停电了，他们想让你过来看看。
[37:52]	All right. I’ll be right there.	好吧我马上就到。
[37:53]	Okay. I gotta go. Okay. Yup.	可以我得走了。可以是的。
[38:01]	I’ll be in your business, Pop Pop.	我会帮你的，爸爸。
[38:05]	How are you at logos? Good.	你在logos的表现如何？好的
[38:08]	Well, come here and show Pop Pop.	好吧，来这里表演流行音乐。
[38:10]	Here.	在这里
[38:14]	Let me give you some paper.	让我给你一些纸。
[38:17]	And you show me what you can do	你告诉我你能做什么
[38:19]	about drawing a logo for Pop Pop’s business.	关于为Pop Pop的业务绘制徽标。
[38:22]	If you wanna get that going, push your button.	如果你想继续，按你的按钮。
[38:25]	Right there. Push the button.	就在那里。按下按钮。
[38:38]	Bill? Hey, Jerry. Hey, Marge.	账单嘿Jerry。嘿Marge。
[38:40]	Hi.	你好
[38:42]	Hey, uh, if we’re gonna do this again,	嘿，呃，如果我们再这样做，
[38:44]	I’m gonna need to charge you for using the microwave.	我需要向你收取使用微波炉的费用。
[38:48]	We are betting 40,000.	我们下注4万。
[38:52]	You guys drug dealers?	你们这些毒贩？
[38:53]	No. We’re professional lottery players.	不，我们是职业彩票玩家。
[38:57]	I don’t think that’s a thing.	我不认为那是一件事。
[38:58]	It is now.	现在是。
[39:00]	Listen, as much as I’d like to see if you can stand behind that thing	听着，我很想看看你能不能站在那东西后面
[39:03]	for that long without breaking a hip,	这么长时间都没有摔断臀部，
[39:05]	there’s no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time.	你不可能在关门前买到那么多票。
[39:08]	Can you stay open later?	你能晚点开门吗？
[39:10]	Oh, I’m afraid not.	哦，恐怕不行。
[39:13]	I’m undergoing some marital trauma at the moment.	我现在正在经历婚姻创伤。
[39:16]	Oh. Well, truth be told,	哦说实话，
[39:18]	tonight is a drinking celebration with my buddies.	今晚是我和朋友们的饮酒庆祝会。
[39:21]	Now, admittedly we do it out there, in the parking lot,	现在，不可否认，我们在外面的停车场，
[39:24]	but, uh, I just can’t have customers in here.	但是，呃，我这里不能有顾客。
[39:28]	It’s a liability.	这是一种负担。
[39:31]	Well…	好
[39:33]	What if we weren’t customers?	如果我们不是客户呢？
[39:42]	I have no idea what you’re talking about.	我不知道你在说什么。
[39:45]	What if we were partners?	如果我们是搭档呢？
[39:49]	Bill, I’d like to introduce you to GS Investment Strategies.	比尔，我想向你介绍一下GS投资策略。
[39:58]	I’m in. Can I be in?	我加入了。我能进来吗？
[40:03]	So I’m a shareholder, and I could totally get you guys in if you want.	所以我是股东，如果你们愿意，我完全可以让你们加入。
[40:06]	So, it’s a WinFall, so when the numbers…	所以，这是一个冬天，所以当数字。。。
[40:10]	Okay, you’re an investor… Okay, let’s say you’ve got several hundred dollars.	好吧，你是个投资者。。。好吧，假设你有几百美元。
[40:14]	Then there is these lottery numbers. If they don’t hit, you win.	还有这些彩票号码。如果他们不打，你就赢了。
[40:20]	You in? You got any money?	你在吗？你有钱吗？
[40:24]	I believe we are done.	我相信我们已经完成了。
[40:26]	Hey, I got two more shareholders.	嘿，我还有两个股东。
[40:28]	One of them’s got to rob his parents’ house real quick, but he’s definitely in.	其中一个很快就要去抢劫他父母的房子，但他肯定在里面。
[40:33]	That’s 500 more tickets. Yup.	还有500张票。是的。
[40:35]	All right.	好吧
[40:36]	You want a bong hit real quick?	你想很快打一拳吗？
[40:38]	I don’t know what that is. Marge?	我不知道那是什么。玛姬？
[40:41]	No thanks, Bill. All right. Ow!	不，谢谢，比尔。好吧噢
[40:49]	Our next number is 46…	我们的下一个号码是46。。。
[40:52]	Number 24…	24号。。。
[40:54]	And our very last number for today is number 23.	今天最后一个数字是23号。
[40:58]	So, one more time, those numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23…	所以，再一次，这些数字是05，21，39，46，24，23。。。
[41:02]	Okay, here we go.	好了，开始吧。
[41:04]	No more cigarette burns, huh? Yeah.	再也没有香烟被烧焦了，嗯？是啊
[41:12]	Well…	好
[41:13]	I guess we fire up some of that delicious motel coffee	我想我们可以点一些美味的汽车旅馆咖啡
[41:19]	and get started.	然后开始。
[41:21]	Or it could wait till morning.	或者可以等到早上。
[41:23]	Tomorrow?	明天
[41:40]	Oh.	哦
[41:43]	Hmm.	隐马尔可夫模型。
[41:52]	The lottery?	彩票？
[41:53]	Lottery winners get a lot of clicks.	彩票中奖者获得大量点击。
[41:55]	I don’t do clicks. I do news.	我不点击。我做新闻。
[41:57]	Do you not see all these empty cubicles?	你没有看到所有这些空隔间吗？
[42:01]	Just poke around for something.	随便找点什么。
[42:04]	Find me a headline that I can	给我找个标题
[42:06]	throw in the Spotlight section.	加入聚光灯部分。
[42:15]	Hmm.	隐马尔可夫模型。
[42:18]	Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center.	哦，这个床垫的好处是，我们都滚到中间去了。
[42:25]	I don’t think I can get out if I tried.	我想如果我努力的话，我是逃不出去的。
[42:28]	Well, we have time.	嗯，我们有时间。
[42:31]	What? What the heck?	什么搞什么鬼？
[42:34]	Hey, hey, all right, all right.	嘿，嘿，好吧，好吧。
[42:37]	Got the wrong room. Got the wrong room.	去错房间了。去错房间了。
[42:40]	It came in! What did?	它进来了！怎么了？
[42:42]	The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store.	彩票发送商店出售的所有中奖金额的记录。
[42:45]	WinFall tickets won $82,000.	WinFall的门票赢得了82000美元。
[42:50]	And how many WinFall tickets did you sell at your store?	你在店里卖了多少张秋冬门票？
[42:53]	Just yours, plus six more. Yes!	就你的，再加上六个。对
[42:56]	To me. But those didn’t win.	对我来说。但他们没有赢。
[42:59]	We doubled it. We doubled it.	我们加倍了。我们加倍了。
[43:00]	We doubled it!	我们加倍了！
[43:02]	We doubled it!	我们加倍了！
[43:04]	We doubled it!	我们加倍了！
[43:48]	Whoo!	哇哦！
[44:00]	It’s Steve.	我是史蒂夫。
[44:02]	Hey, Steve.	嘿，史蒂夫。
[44:03]	Hey, Jerry.	嘿Jerry。
[44:05]	I was just checking to see how we did. Um, you know, curious.	我只是想看看我们做得怎么样。嗯，你知道，很好奇。
[44:08]	I will be sending out an official shareholder report.	我将发送一份正式的股东报告。
[44:12]	Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know…	是的，是的，对，对，但你知道。。。
[44:15]	He wants to know. What do you think?	他想知道。你怎么认为？
[44:20]	Well, we doubled it.	嗯，我们加倍了。
[44:23]	We doubled it!	我们加倍了！
[44:35]	Shh.	嘘。
[45:00]	This can’t be real. I didn’t believe it either,	这不可能是真的。我也不相信，
[45:02]	but I’ve been running simulations during the drawings, and it’s right.	但我在画图时一直在进行模拟，这是对的。
[45:05]	If you bet at least 10 grand, the odds tilt towards the buyer.	如果你至少下注1万，赔率就会向买家倾斜。
[45:08]	Can you get money from your dad? I’m not asking him for shit.	你能从你爸爸那里弄到钱吗？我不是在问他什么。
[45:10]	Why not? His name is on a building. I think he can afford it.	为什么不呢？他的名字在一栋大楼上。我想他买得起。
[45:13]	Because this is mine.	因为这是我的。
[45:14]	Do you have 10 grand? No.	你有一万块吗？不
[45:18]	I have a dorm.	我有一个宿舍。
[45:19]	Okay, that is one slice of pizza	好的，那是一片披萨
[45:21]	per person. One slice. Thank you.	每人。一片。非常感谢。
[45:22]	Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund.	嘿，只有在你向基金捐款的情况下才能分一杯羹。
[45:25]	The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you’re here for your future.	你在哈佛学到的第一件事是，你在这里是为了你的未来。
[45:30]	Right?	正当
[45:31]	Second thing you learn…	你学到的第二件事。。。
[45:33]	Is that’s all bullshit.	都是胡说八道。
[45:36]	There is no future.	没有未来。
[45:38]	There is just now waiting for you to take it.	现在有一件事正等着你去拿。
[45:42]	I found a flaw in the lottery.	我在彩票中发现了一个漏洞。
[45:46]	Okay? A way to beat the game every time	可以一种每次都能击败比赛的方法
[45:49]	because nobody at the lottery figured out what I did.	因为彩票上没人知道我做了什么。
[45:52]	But it only works if you can bet big.	但只有当你能下大赌注的时候，它才会起作用。
[45:55]	So, tell your parents that you have new lab fees, or need books,	所以，告诉你的父母你有新的实验室费用，或者需要书，
[46:01]	or got an STD.	或者得了性病。
[46:04]	Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends!	无论如何，因为如果我们成功了，那么我们就是传奇！
[46:13]	Also, I’m gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips,	还有，我需要你们填写大约300张彩票，
[46:18]	so we don’t bet duplicates.	所以我们不赌重复。
[46:19]	Here you go. That’s for you.	干得好。那是给你的。
[46:22]	Thank you.	非常感谢。
[46:26]	You’re not filling any out?	你什么都没填？
[46:28]	No. I’m in charge.	不，我负责。
[46:33]	Okay, talk to me. So you wanna renovate it?	好的，跟我谈谈。所以你想翻新它？
[46:36]	Yup. All the shareholders are chipping in.	是的。所有股东都在插手。
[46:38]	We’re bringing back the jazz festival.	我们要恢复爵士音乐节。
[46:40]	The best music is the music you make up as you go along.	最好的音乐是你边走边编的音乐。
[46:43]	Ah, I’m just sad we couldn’t have had it when Prince was around.	啊，我只是很难过，当普林斯在的时候，我们不可能拥有它。
[46:47]	He wouldn’t have come, Howard.	他不会来的，霍华德。
[46:48]	We’ll never know.	我们永远不会知道。
[46:50]	You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money?	你们确定这就是你们想用钱做的吗？
[46:52]	You don’t wanna invest it somewhere?	你不想把它投资到什么地方？
[46:53]	We are investing it somewhere.	我们正在某处投资。
[46:59]	All right.	好吧
[47:01]	I’ll give you a hand. All right.	我来帮你一把。好吧
[47:02]	Doug, put it on top there. Yup. All right.	道格，把它放在上面。是的。好吧
[47:06]	Thank you.	非常感谢。
[47:09]	Wow.	哇！
[47:11]	Why do you keep all these?	你为什么要保留这些？
[47:13]	The IRS.	国税局。
[47:15]	When we get audited,	当我们接受审计时，
[47:16]	we’ll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought.	我们需要一份我们买的所有失票的书面记录。
[47:19]	Think you’re gonna get audited?	你觉得你会被审计吗？
[47:21]	Oh, yeah.	哦，是的。
[47:23]	Jesus.	上帝啊
[47:24]	You know, your group hired me to fix the amphitheater. Six-month job.	你知道，你的团队雇我来修理圆形剧场。六个月的工作。
[47:28]	Oh. How about that?	哦那怎么样？
[47:32]	Yeah, how about that?	是的，怎么样？
[47:34]	Well, you may wanna consider chipping in on that.	嗯，你可以考虑插手一下。
[47:38]	What?	什么
[47:39]	Well, you have a share.	嗯，你有份。
[47:44]	You did, from the start.	你做到了，从一开始。
[47:48]	Dad…	爸爸
[47:51]	You didn’t have to do that.	你不必那么做。
[47:53]	Oh, I didn’t wanna count nickels without you.	哦，没有你我不想数镍币。
[48:00]	I’m telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore.	我告诉你，多蒂在这家书店做得很好。
[48:04]	Yeah. You know, Leon is renovating the hotel.	是啊你知道，莱昂正在装修酒店。
[48:07]	Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that	霍华德给了他一笔交易，但他的佣金是
[48:10]	he and Shirley get to use the hot tub whenever they want.	他和雪莉可以随时使用热水浴缸。
[48:12]	Leon will regret that.	里昂会后悔的。
[48:14]	You are not kidding.	你不是在开玩笑吧。
[48:16]	– Hello, hello, everybody. – Oh, hey!	-大家好，大家好哦，嘿！
[48:21]	All right. Well, go ahead…	好吧好吧，继续。。。
[48:23]	Go on, sit on down.	继续，坐下。
[48:25]	Uh… Uh…	嗯嗯
[48:29]	Well…	好
[48:31]	Look, first off, I can say that we’re doing pretty darn well.	听着，首先，我可以说我们做得非常好。
[48:35]	Yes.	对
[48:37]	Yeah. But you probably already know that by reading your shareholder report…	是啊但你可能已经知道，通过阅读你的股东报告。。。
[48:41]	I can’t get mine to open.	我打不开我的。
[48:43]	Oh, do you have Word?	哦，你有消息吗？
[48:44]	I have Windows, I think.	我想我有窗户。
[48:46]	I’ll print you one, Shirley.	我给你印一张，雪莉。
[48:48]	Oh, thank you.	哦，谢谢你。
[48:49]	Anyhoo。。。 Anyhoo…
[48:52]	As you might have imagined it,	正如你可能想象的那样，
[48:54]	we’re gonna use the majority of our capital for betting.	我们将用我们的大部分资金来下注。
[48:57]	Yeah.	是啊
[48:59]	But there are dividends that you can access.	但你可以获得红利。
[49:05]	Right. So, I know a lot of people would like to see the jazz festival come back.	正当所以，我知道很多人都想看到爵士音乐节回来。
[49:11]	And, Old Frank can sure use a mail truck he doesn’t fall out of.	而且，老弗兰克肯定会用一辆他不会掉下来的邮车。
[49:17]	Uh, so, now on to the profit ratios. We…	嗯，那么，现在谈谈利润率。我们
[49:22]	Yes, Raj? Is there not food at this thing?	是的Raj？这里没有食物吗？
[49:25]	No. No. This is a shareholder meeting. It’s not a party.	不，不，这是股东大会。这不是派对。
[49:29]	Then why did you have it at 00, when we all eat?	那为什么我们都吃的时候你在00点吃？
[49:34]	Well, you’re welcome to all go to the diner, but…	欢迎大家都去餐厅，但是。。。
[49:37]	No, then you’re not gonna learn about the numbers.	不，那你就不会知道数字了。
[49:42]	So, what’s the next play?	那么，下一个剧本是什么？
[49:44]	312,000 tickets.	312000张门票。
[49:46]	That’s $600,000. Yeah.	那是60万美元。是啊
[49:48]	We’re betting half a million in one play?	我们一场赌50万？
[49:52]	Oh, the money is the easy part.	哦，钱是最容易的部分。
[49:53]	Is it? Yeah.	它是？是啊
[49:55]	It’ll take four days of betting,	要赌四天，
[49:57]	two machines, 12 hours a day.	两台机器，每天12小时。
[50:00]	Then why don’t you just bet the normal amount?	那你为什么不按正常金额下注呢？
[50:02]	Math.	数学
[50:03]	It’s Newton’s law.	这是牛顿定律。
[50:04]	If you push against something, it’s gonna push back.	如果你顶住什么东西，它就会往后推。
[50:08]	And we discovered a flaw.	我们发现了一个缺陷。
[50:09]	But by using it, we’ve introduced a variable that changes it.	但是通过使用它，我们引入了一个变量来改变它。
[50:14]	And we don’t know how long this game is gonna last.	我们不知道这场比赛会持续多久。
[50:17]	Then we need to make as much money as we can, while we can.	然后，我们需要尽可能多地赚钱，尽管我们可以。
[50:20]	Get the festival going, and finish rebuilding before it pushes back.	让节日继续下去，在它倒退之前完成重建。
[50:25]	Mmm-hmm.	嗯哼。
[50:26]	I ordered a second machine from the lottery,	我从彩票订购了第二台机器，
[50:28]	but they said you’re only allowed one per location,	但他们说每个地方只允许一个，
[50:29]	so I was like, “Well, what if I have a second store?”	所以我想，“如果我再开一家店呢？”
[50:32]	They’re like, “What’s the address?” I was like, “Uh-oh. There’s my mistake.”	他们会问，“地址是什么？”我想，“哦，这是我的错。”
[50:35]	And that’s where my buddy, Darryl, comes in.	这就是我的朋友Darryl进来的地方。
[50:37]	And, uh, we’re gonna give him an extra share, but here you are.	我们会多给他一份，但给你。
[50:40]	You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie.	你可以一天24小时打印，外加无限量的馅饼。
[50:48]	Look at this.	看看这个。
[50:50]	What’s this?	这是什么？
[50:51]	From my source at the AG’s office.	来自AG办公室的消息来源。
[50:52]	Now, the lottery has to disclose players who claim more than 50 grand,	现在，彩票必须披露索赔超过5万的玩家，
[50:56]	five times a year.	一年五次。
[50:57]	Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know,	你知道，有时候胜利者是领先者，
[50:59]	cashing tickets for people who owe child support, or have a warrant,	为欠孩子抚养费或有搜查令的人兑现门票，
[51:03]	but look at this guy. Wins big every three weeks.	但看看这家伙。每三周赢得一次大奖。
[51:07]	Lives in Michigan. A retired factory worker.	住在密歇根州。退休的工厂工人。
[51:09]	No criminal record.	没有犯罪记录。
[51:10]	He’s won this much? Yeah.	他赢了这么多？是啊
[51:12]	Who drives 10 hours every month to play the lottery in a different state?	谁每月开10个小时的车在不同的州玩彩票？
[51:17]	Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense. Right.	是的，那没有任何意义。正当
[51:39]	Loser!	失败者！
[51:48]	Did that woman just rob you?	那个女人是不是刚刚抢劫了你？
[51:50]	That’s my wife.	那是我妻子。
[51:52]	Wow.	哇！
[51:54]	Well, she certainly seems spirited.	嗯，她看起来确实很有精神。
[51:56]	Yeah, she’s a spitfire.	是的，她是个泼妇。
[51:58]	No, she’s just pissed off ’cause I filed for divorce,	不，她只是因为我提出离婚而生气，
[52:01]	and she didn’t ever think I’d be able to afford it.	她从没想过我能负担得起。
[52:03]	Huh.	呵呵。
[52:05]	Looks like money well spent. Yeah.	看起来钱花得很好。是啊
[52:07]	Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring.	自从Steely Dan停止巡演后就失去了魔力。
[52:14]	You know…	你知道的。。。
[52:16]	I need to find someone like you.	我需要找一个像你这样的人。
[52:19]	Only younger. Yeah, that started off great.	只有年轻人。是的，一开始很好。
[52:22]	No, I mean, you know, just someone that’s still fertile.	不，我的意思是，你知道，只是一个仍然有生育能力的人。
[52:26]	And their womb can have babies.	他们的子宫可以生孩子。
[52:29]	You’re not good at this.	你不擅长这个。
[52:30]	Oh, I’m really not. Can you help me?	哦，我真的不是。你能帮助我吗？
[52:33]	Well, my mother used to say,	我妈妈常说，
[52:35]	“Kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince,	“吻几只青蛙，然后当你找到你的王子，
[52:37]	“you’ll realize that the frogs are better, ’cause they make you laugh.”	“你会发现青蛙更好，因为它们让你发笑。”
[52:43]	Does laughing at you count?	嘲笑你算数吗？
[52:45]	Bill, you need a new frog.	比尔，你需要一只新青蛙。
[52:48]	I need a new frog.	我需要一只新青蛙。
[52:49]	$50,000.	$50,000.
[52:54]	Welcome to the now, bitches.	欢迎来到现在，婊子们。
[52:57]	We are going to make a shitload of money,	我们要赚一大笔钱，
[52:59]	but it’s going to take time,	但这需要时间，
[53:00]	and sweat, and passion, okay?	还有汗水和激情，好吗？
[53:03]	So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips.	所以，每个人都填写了两叠单据。
[53:06]	We need to get 25,000 in in the next three weeks.	我们需要在未来三周内投入25000英镑。
[53:16]	Something wrong?	出什么事了？
[53:18]	There’s another group.	还有另一组。
[53:20]	What?	什么
[53:21]	The payout should have been bigger.	支出应该更大。
[53:22]	The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot,	唯一有意义的是另一组人在锅里吃东西，
[53:25]	so I checked sales at every store.	所以我检查了每家商店的销售额。
[53:27]	That’s public information? No, I hacked the state lottery.	那是公共信息？不，我黑了州彩票。
[53:30]	Nice.	美好的
[53:32]	Wait. That’s my laptop.	等待那是我的笔记本电脑。
[53:34]	Yeah. You should destroy your hard drive after this.	是啊你应该在这之后销毁你的硬盘。
[53:35]	Dude. Whatever. It worked.	伙计。无论什么它成功了。
[53:38]	Look at the winnings in Sunderland, from only two locations.	看看桑德兰的赢家，只有两个地方。
[53:41]	Two locations. They’d have to buy tickets for a week to get those kind of numbers.	两个位置。他们必须买一周的票才能得到这样的数字。
[53:47]	They’re there right now.	他们现在就在那里。
[54:08]	Hey. I finished early tonight.	嘿我今晚很早就完成了。
[54:12]	What’s the rush?	你急什么？
[54:13]	Oh…	哦
[54:17]	You didn’t think I’d forget our anniversary, did you?	你以为我不会忘记我们的结婚纪念日，是吗？
[54:20]	Oh, you just got that out of the cooler. Well, yeah.	哦，你刚从冰箱里拿出来。嗯，是的。
[54:26]	But I hid it behind the Yoo-hoo this morning so that nobody would get it.	但我今天早上把它藏在了Yoo-hoo后面，这样就没人会得到它了。
[54:35]	Whoo!	哇哦！
[54:37]	Wow.	哇！
[54:38]	You know it’s good when it does that.	你知道这样做很好。
[54:42]	Beautiful plastic china.	美丽的塑料瓷器。
[54:46]	Here you go.	干得好。
[54:48]	Here’s to 46 more years.	还有46年。
[54:52]	Cheers.	干杯
[54:56]	Ooh.	哦。
[55:03]	I think I still owe you a prom night.	我想我还欠你一个舞会之夜。
[55:23]	This was easier when I was 16.	这在我16岁的时候更容易。
[55:27]	You’re even more beautiful now.	你现在更漂亮了。
[55:29]	That’s the out-of-date champagne talking.	那是过时的香槟酒谈话。
[55:34]	Yeah, he really shouldn’t be selling that.	是的，他真的不应该卖这个。
[55:39]	Oh. Mmm.	哦嗯。
[55:41]	No teacher to pull us apart.	没有老师把我们分开。
[55:54]	You guys are the other group?	你们是另一组？
[55:56]	Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like, a crime syndicate or something. Phew.	哦，老兄。我们以为会是犯罪集团之类的。呸。
[56:03]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.	我不知道你在说什么。
[56:05]	Sorry, we are being super rude. I’m Tyler, this is Eric.	对不起，我们太粗鲁了。我是泰勒，这是埃里克。
[56:08]	We run a betting club at Harvard.	我们在哈佛经营一家赌博俱乐部。
[56:10]	We’re called Random Industries,	我们被称为随机行业，
[56:12]	which is also the name of my skateboard brand.	这也是我滑板品牌的名字。
[56:15]	Well, I figured there’d be somebody else.	嗯，我想会有其他人。
[56:17]	Me, too, but I mean, I didn’t expect this. Look at you guys. It’s like Up.	我也是，但我是说，我没想到会这样。看看你们这些家伙。就像是向上爬。
[56:25]	Would you like a glass of champagne?	你想喝杯香槟吗？
[56:27]	No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull. But thank you.	不，我只喝Jager和红牛。但是谢谢你。
[56:30]	Oh, well, at least you’ll never have to worry about being our age.	哦，好吧，至少你永远不用担心自己是我们这个年龄的人。
[56:37]	Look, we’re really only hurting each other by playing at the same time,	听着，我们真的只是在同一时间玩而互相伤害，
[56:41]	so here’s a better offer.	所以这里有一个更好的提议。
[56:43]	You join my group, add your capital to our pot,	你加入我的团队，把你的资金加到我们的锅里，
[56:47]	and we’ll handle all the betting.	我们会处理所有的赌注。
[56:51]	Well, I don’t know.	嗯，我不知道。
[56:54]	We kind of like to do our own thing.	我们有点喜欢做自己的事。
[56:56]	What?	什么
[56:58]	You’ll get a cut without having to do anything.	你不用做任何事就可以得到一个伤口。
[57:00]	I have an army of bettors. You won’t even have to leave your rocking chairs.	我有一群赌徒。你甚至不用离开你的摇椅。
[57:06]	We’re good.	我们很好。
[57:07]	This is about making money. You like money, right?	这是关于赚钱的。你喜欢钱，对吧？
[57:10]	Well, not as much as I like other things.	嗯，没有我喜欢其他东西那么多。
[57:14]	Oh, my God.	哦，我的天啊。
[57:16]	Uh, now, look, if you two don’t mind, this is our anniversary.	呃，现在，听着，如果你们两个不介意的话，这是我们的周年纪念日。
[57:22]	And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store.	你正在破坏我们酒类店的气氛。
[57:27]	You’re welcome to take a Red Bull for the road.	欢迎您乘坐红牛上路。
[57:30]	Or maybe a juice box.	或者一个果汁盒。
[57:38]	You’re good at math.	你的数学很好。
[57:40]	Yay!	耶！
[57:42]	I’m sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard,	我相信这对农场很有帮助，但在哈佛，
[57:45]	we learn a little something called binomial distribution.	我们学习了一种叫做二项式分布的东西。
[57:48]	Look it up.	查一查。
[57:50]	Then you’ll see why your odds are better when you fill out your own slips.	然后，当你填写自己的单子时，你就会明白为什么你的胜算会更大。
[57:53]	You’re welcome.	不客气。
[57:54]	Binomial distribution only considers two factors.	二项分布只考虑两个因素。
[58:00]	Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth,	没有第三次，这是人为错误，也没有第四次，
[58:03]	which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets.	这就是你填票所需的时间。
[58:07]	You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win.	每赢10万美元，你就赚32美元。
[58:15]	You’re welcome.	不客气。
[58:18]	Seriously? Shut up!	认真地闭嘴！
[58:24]	What?	什么
[58:27]	I guess it wouldn’t be a prom without dumb teenagers.	我想如果没有愚蠢的青少年，那就不会是一场舞会。
[58:33]	That reminds me of where we left off.	这让我想起了我们结束的地方。
[59:05]	So I get the house?	所以我得到了房子？
[59:07]	Yes. You get everything.	对你得到了一切。
[59:08]	Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies.	比尔只是想保留他在GS战略中的份额。
[59:13]	Whatever. I got the house.	无论什么我拿到了房子。
[59:18]	Well, good luck to you, Candace.	祝你好运，坎迪斯。
[59:21]	You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit.	你知道，我们在那里度过了好几年，然后一切都变糟了。
[59:24]	And I hope you find your frog.	我希望你能找到你的青蛙。
[59:27]	Uh-huh.	嗯哼。
[59:30]	Hey, what is GS whatever?	嘿，GS到底是什么？
[59:33]	Oh, yeah. That’s a little company I’m a part of.	哦，是的。那是一家我参加的小公司。
[59:36]	Uh, we win the lottery every month.	呃，我们每个月都中彩票。
[59:47]	See you around.	回头见。
[59:58]	I’d love to re-open the ice cream shop.	我想重开冰淇淋店。
[1:00:01]	Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year.	嗯，现在你可以以每年1.19美元的价格租赁它。
[1:00:04]	And the Downtown fund will cover the rest.	剩下的钱将由市区基金支付。
[1:00:07]	$1.19? Mmm-hmm.	$1.19? 嗯哼。
[1:00:10]	Oh, it’s a euro. It’s a complicated story.	哦，是欧元。这是一个复杂的故事。
[1:00:13]	Jerry can explain it to you.	杰瑞可以向你解释。
[1:00:26]	Boy, oh, boy.	天啊，天啊。
[1:00:28]	I just bought a Corvette. Yeah, I can see that.	我刚买了一辆轻巡洋舰。是的，我看得出来。
[1:00:31]	You want to take it for a ride next week? I’m going on a cruise to Me-hi-co.	你想下周去兜风吗？我要乘船去Me-hi-co。
[1:00:35]	Oh, no, I don’t think I can get into it.	哦，不，我想我没法参与进来。
[1:00:38]	All right, old man, suit yourself.	好吧，老头子，随你的便。
[1:00:41]	There’s another group.	还有另一组。
[1:00:42]	No. Yep.	不，是的。
[1:00:44]	Some kids from Harvard figured it out.	一些哈佛的孩子发现了这一点。
[1:00:46]	Well, that sucks.	好吧，那太糟糕了。
[1:00:48]	We should be okay.	我们应该没事的。
[1:00:49]	We’re still winning enough for people to rebuild and get the jazz fest going.	我们仍然赢得了足够的胜利，人们可以重建爵士音乐节。
[1:00:54]	We just have to stay in the game.	我们必须留在比赛中。
[1:00:56]	And we will. Well, that’s easy for you to say.	我们会的。嗯，你说得很容易。
[1:00:59]	You’re not standing at a machine for five days straight.	你不能连续五天站在机器前。
[1:01:03]	I said I would take a shift.	我说我要换班。
[1:01:04]	No, no. That’s okay.	不，不，没关系。
[1:01:05]	Yeah, because you guys like it, right?	是的，因为你们喜欢，对吧？
[1:01:07]	Yeah, we do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.	是的，我们有。是的，你知道。是的，你知道。
[1:01:11]	So glad you got the day off.	很高兴你休息了一天。
[1:01:13]	Well, it doesn’t feel like I did. Oh, oh…	嗯，我感觉不是这样的。哦，哦。。。
[1:01:16]	How did you guys do this for weeks?	你们几个星期是怎么做到的？
[1:01:18]	Because it’s an adventure.	因为这是一次冒险。
[1:01:19]	Oh, no, this is not an adventure.	哦，不，这不是冒险。
[1:01:21]	It’s getting paper cuts in a motel filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.	在一家充斥着妓女和毒贩的汽车旅馆里，人们看到了剪纸。
[1:01:25]	Oh.	哦
[1:01:27]	Well, Dawn, you don’t have to do it.	Dawn你不必这么做。
[1:01:29]	Oh, no, no, I want to. I do.	哦，不，不，我想。我愿意。
[1:01:31]	I mean, I never get to spend time with you guys, and, you know…	我的意思是，我从来没有时间和你们在一起，而且，你知道。。。
[1:01:35]	Feeling trapped in a gross hotel, filling bins with losing tickets	感觉被困在一家大酒店里，把丢失的票塞满了垃圾箱
[1:01:39]	is just a memory I will never ever forget.	只是一段我永远不会忘记的记忆。
[1:01:44]	Oops. This one’s a winner.	哎呀。这个是赢家。
[1:01:47]	Oh, you missed it. Okay. I’m done. I’m done.	哦，你错过了。可以我做完了。我做完了。
[1:01:51]	Hey, when’s the part where you get to turn in all the winners?	嘿，你什么时候才能把所有的优胜者都交出来？
[1:01:53]	Because I will do that. Well, that is fun.	因为我会这么做。嗯，那很有趣。
[1:01:56]	We’re gonna have to double check all the…	我们必须仔细检查所有。。。
[1:02:00]	Is there a bar at this motel?	这家汽车旅馆有酒吧吗？
[1:02:11]	Mr. Grazio?	Grazio先生？
[1:02:14]	Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.	玛雅·乔登。波士顿环球报。
[1:02:18]	I had some questions about the WinFall game.	我有一些关于WinFall游戏的问题。
[1:02:20]	Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity.	梅勒妮·霍金斯负责我们的宣传工作。
[1:02:23]	But the game has been a huge success for the state.	但这场比赛对该州来说是一个巨大的成功。
[1:02:26]	Not just for the state.	不仅仅是为了国家。
[1:02:27]	Are you aware there’s a player in Michigan winning millions every month?	你知道密歇根州有一个球员每月赢得数百万美元吗？
[1:02:30]	We raise a lot of money for schools, but nobody does an article about that.	我们为学校筹集了大量资金，但没有人就此发表文章。
[1:02:34]	Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter?	一些退休人员运气好，他们派了一个聚光灯记者？
[1:02:38]	I didn’t say he was a retiree.	我没说他是退休人员。
[1:02:41]	Yeah, well, you know, it’s a lottery.	是的，嗯，你知道，这是彩票。
[1:02:43]	People win. So, wouldn’t call it news.	人们会赢。所以，这不是新闻。
[1:02:46]	I have a meeting.	我有个会议。
[1:02:49]	Thanks for your time.	谢谢你的时间。
[1:02:55]	– Morning, Leon. – Morning, Jerry.	-早上好，里昂早上好，杰瑞。
[1:02:57]	Made you a fresh pot. French roast. Oh.	给你做了一个新罐子。法国烤肉。哦
[1:02:59]	Wow. You’re getting fancy.	哇！你越来越花哨了。
[1:03:19]	Hey, Jerry.	嘿Jerry。
[1:03:23]	They said I’d find you here.	他们说我会在这里找到你。
[1:03:25]	What do you want?	你想要什么？
[1:03:26]	This won’t take long.	这不会花很长时间的。
[1:03:28]	We’re not joining your group.	我们不会加入你的团队。
[1:03:30]	I don’t want you to.	我不想让你这么做。
[1:03:31]	I don’t really need your capital anymore.	我真的不再需要你的资金了。
[1:03:34]	I just need you out of the game.	我只需要你退出比赛。
[1:03:35]	So, you’re out. What?	那么，你出局了。什么
[1:03:38]	See, you’re not really as good at calculating people as you are numbers.	看，你在计算人方面不如在计算数字方面好。
[1:03:42]	So you haven’t really run the math on what somebody like me would do to win.	所以你还没有真正计算出像我这样的人会做什么来赢得比赛。
[1:03:54]	And what would you do?	你会怎么做？
[1:03:57]	Set an army of the smartest kids you’ve ever met against you	让一群你见过的最聪明的孩子来反对你
[1:04:00]	and everyone you play with.	和你一起玩的每个人。
[1:04:04]	We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting.	我们侵入了州彩票，想知道你在哪里下注。
[1:04:09]	You don’t think that we can hack into your accounts?	你不认为我们可以侵入你的账户吗？
[1:04:14]	Your credit? Your identity?	你的信用？你的身份？
[1:04:18]	It won’t be hard. I mean…	这并不难。我是说。。。
[1:04:20]	Most of them think a firewall is something in their chimney, so…	大多数人认为防火墙是他们烟囱里的东西，所以。。。
[1:04:25]	Why are you doing this?	你为什么要这样做？
[1:04:28]	It’s just math. Nothing personal.	这只是数学。没什么私人的。
[1:04:32]	Look, you had a good run.	听着，你跑得很好。
[1:04:34]	You made some cash for Mayberry.	你为梅贝里赚了些钱。
[1:04:37]	But it’s over.	但一切都结束了。
[1:04:41]	Enjoy your golden years.	享受你的黄金岁月。
[1:04:59]	Hey, so how many days do you think we’ll need?	嘿，你认为我们需要多少天？
[1:05:05]	None.	没有一个
[1:05:07]	We’re out of the game.	我们退出了比赛。
[1:05:12]	Jerry!	杰瑞！
[1:05:21]	Oh… Uh…	哦嗯
[1:05:25]	Okay. Uh.	可以嗯
[1:05:29]	Oh, boy. Well, uh…	哦，孩子。呃呃。。。
[1:05:31]	I’m sad to report that, due to some new variables in the game…	我很难过地报告，由于游戏中出现了一些新的变量。。。
[1:05:38]	Um…	嗯。。。
[1:05:40]	We’re going to have to stop playing.	我们将不得不停止比赛。
[1:05:57]	Um…	嗯。。。
[1:06:00]	I am sorry.	我很抱歉。
[1:06:26]	So, you’re really going to let some college smartass take all this away from you?	那么，你真的要让一些大学里的聪明人把这一切都夺走？
[1:06:34]	The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits…	他可能会做些什么的可能性大于好处。。。
[1:06:38]	It’s not about the math. It’s about being human.	这与数学无关。这是关于做人的。
[1:06:48]	You know, Dad, I…	你知道，爸爸，我。。。
[1:06:51]	I’ve watched you spend so much of your life	我看着你花了这么多时间
[1:06:53]	just being overlooked and pushed around.	只是被忽视和推来推去。
[1:06:58]	Nobody knew what you could do.	没人知道你能做什么。
[1:07:02]	Nobody cared.	没人在乎。
[1:07:05]	And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you.	然后你终于开枪了，你把我们都带来了。
[1:07:11]	You know what you did? You made our little town feel big.	你知道你做了什么吗？你让我们的小镇感觉大了。
[1:07:16]	That’s why they’re all in there.	这就是为什么他们都在那里。
[1:07:20]	That’s why I was in there.	这就是为什么我在那里。
[1:07:39]	He’ll be okay.	他会没事的。
[1:07:48]	You know why I don’t like to fish?	你知道我为什么不喜欢钓鱼吗？
[1:07:52]	No.	不
[1:07:54]	The last time that I went, I took him with me.	上次我去的时候，我把他带走了。
[1:07:58]	He was 16, 17.	他16、17岁。
[1:08:04]	And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving	然后我开始计算bobber移动的速度
[1:08:10]	so I can figure out the speed of the current.	所以我可以计算出水流的速度。
[1:08:15]	And then I hear him ask me, “What do you think, Dad?”	然后我听到他问我，“爸爸，你觉得怎么样？”
[1:08:23]	And it was at that moment that I realized	就在那一刻，我意识到
[1:08:27]	he was talking about a girl that he liked.	他在谈论一个他喜欢的女孩。
[1:08:32]	And… Oh.	和哦
[1:08:34]	I had no idea.	我不知道。
[1:08:37]	You know, it’s…	你知道，这是。。。
[1:08:39]	It’s never been a gift. It’s been a trick.	这从来不是一份礼物。这是个骗局。
[1:08:44]	Your brain tells you	你的大脑告诉你
[1:08:46]	that you see what other’s don’t,	你看到别人看不到的东西，
[1:08:50]	but in the end, you’re just seeing less.	但最终，你看到的只是更少。
[1:09:00]	Uh…	嗯
[1:09:01]	I think I’ll walk home tonight.	我想今晚我会步行回家。
[1:09:20]	All right, guys, it’s gonna be a big one. It’s all of us now, so make it count.	好了，伙计们，这将是一场大比赛。现在是我们所有人的事了，所以让它有意义吧。
[1:09:24]	Go, go, go.	走，走，走。
[1:09:29]	Roll down’s this weekend.	这个周末要滚下来。
[1:09:32]	Mmm-hmm. I know.	嗯，我知道。
[1:09:46]	I’m just trying to do the right thing.	我只是想做正确的事。
[1:09:48]	Oh, you always do. I love that about you.	哦，你总是这样。我喜欢你这样。
[1:09:52]	And that’s why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance.	这就是为什么镇上每个人都相信你会冒险的原因。
[1:09:57]	The one thing I have never seen you do	我从没见过你做过的一件事
[1:10:00]	is give up on a problem before you find a solution.	就是在你找到解决方案之前放弃一个问题。
[1:10:04]	What do you mean?	什么意思？
[1:10:05]	Well, you’ve calculated Tyler’s threat, and the value of the game,	你已经计算了Tyler的威胁和比赛的价值，
[1:10:10]	but binomial distribution doesn’t consider the third factor.	但二项分布没有考虑第三个因素。
[1:10:15]	That as long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid.	只要你和我拥有彼此，我们就不怕愚蠢。
[1:10:22]	You’re batshit crazy.	你疯了。
[1:10:31]	Oh, there’s Steve.	哦，史蒂夫在那里。
[1:10:35]	We’re heading to Massachusetts.	我们要去马萨诸塞州。
[1:10:37]	Ha-ha! I see you! Go get ’em, boy!	哈哈！我懂你！去抓住他们，孩子！
[1:10:59]	Whoa! Yeah, let’s do this! Marge! Give me five.	哇！是的，我们来吧！玛吉！跟我击掌相庆。
[1:11:04]	Jerry! You’re a madman. Pound me.	杰瑞！你是个疯子。揍我一顿。
[1:11:11]	I thought it was supposed to be more without the split.	我以为没有分裂的话应该更多。
[1:11:13]	Did you check for other claims? Yes. There was one.	您是否检查了其他索赔？对有一个。
[1:11:18]	Where? Sunderland.	哪里桑德兰。
[1:11:20]	Shit!	倒霉！
[1:11:22]	He called your bluff, okay? There’s nothing we can do but accept it.	他骗了你，好吗？我们只能接受它。
[1:11:25]	If there’s a roll down, he’s going to play.	如果有滚下来的话，他就要上场了。
[1:11:28]	Unless we create the roll down. What?	除非我们创建向下滚动。什么
[1:11:31]	It takes weeks for a roll down, right?	滚下来需要几个星期，对吧？
[1:11:33]	I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day,	我是说，WinFall每天收入10万美元，
[1:11:36]	and then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in,	然后当它达到200万的时候，我们知道会有一个下降，
[1:11:38]	and everybody starts betting, and Benjamin Button gets in his truck.	每个人都开始下注，本杰明·巴顿上了他的卡车。
[1:11:42]	But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all.	但是，如果我们在没有人预料的情况下创建一个滚降，那么我们将全部接受。
[1:11:46]	We squeeze the other players out.	我们把其他球员挤了出来。
[1:11:48]	We use our hack to track the pot,	我们用黑客追踪大麻，
[1:11:50]	we wait for it to hit a million before a drawing,	我们等着它达到一百万，然后才开始抽奖，
[1:11:53]	and then we bet a million in one day. I mean, we own the game.	然后我们在一天内下注一百万。我的意思是，我们拥有这场比赛。
[1:11:56]	And where do we get $1 million?	我们从哪里得到100万美元？
[1:12:02]	As you can see by our returns, it works.	正如你从我们的回报中所看到的，它是有效的。
[1:12:05]	And with more capital, we can control the game.	有了更多的资本，我们就能控制比赛。
[1:12:08]	Is your dad in on this?	你爸爸也参与了吗？
[1:12:10]	No. He… Um…	不，他。。。嗯。。。
[1:12:12]	Thinks you’re going to college?	以为你会上大学？
[1:12:14]	He thinks I’m studying to be a lawyer, like him.	他认为我正在学习成为一名律师，就像他一样。
[1:12:17]	But last time I checked, my father never made $1 million in a night.	但上次我查了一下，我父亲从来没有一夜赚过一百万美元。
[1:12:25]	We have 14 hours to pull this off.	我们有14个小时来完成这件事。
[1:12:26]	Get to your location and don’t leave until you print all your tickets.	到你的位置，在你打印完所有的票之前不要离开。
[1:12:29]	Some locations might push back on printing all day, but do not let them.	有些地方可能会全天推迟打印，但不允许这样做。
[1:12:32]	They work for us.	他们为我们工作。
[1:12:33]	Let’s ride.	我们骑吧。
[1:12:35]	– Yes! – Whoo!	-是的哇哦！
[1:12:36]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:12:39]	Hey. What happens if somebody wins the jackpot	嘿如果有人中了头奖怎么办
[1:12:43]	and we lose $1 million?	我们损失了100万美元？
[1:12:45]	Beyond dropping out of school because I blew my entire tuition?	除了因为我花光了全部学费而辍学之外？
[1:12:50]	I think one of those investors might actually kill me.	我想其中一个投资者可能真的会杀了我。
[1:12:52]	Ooh.	哦。
[1:12:54]	You all right? Yeah, I got it.	你没事吧？是的，我知道了。
[1:12:56]	Oh. Okay.	哦可以
[1:13:00]	I got the key.	我拿到钥匙了。
[1:13:03]	What the heck?	搞什么鬼？
[1:13:05]	Oh.	哦
[1:13:07]	Hey!	嘿
[1:13:09]	We missed it!	我们错过了！
[1:13:10]	What, someone actually hit all six numbers?	什么，有人真的打了六个号码？
[1:13:13]	No. No. It rolled down.	不，不，它滚下来了。
[1:13:14]	No, that’s impossible. It’s only the second week.	不，那是不可能的。这才是第二周。
[1:13:17]	It never rolls down before three.	三点之前它不会滚下来。
[1:13:19]	It rolled down last night, and we missed it.	昨晚它滚了下来，我们错过了。
[1:13:24]	The Harvard group triggered it on their own.	哈佛集团自己触发了这一事件。
[1:13:27]	How would they know how much to bet?	他们怎么知道该赌多少？
[1:13:29]	The lottery doesn’t post the amount…	彩票没有公布金额。。。
[1:13:31]	Well, they knew.	嗯，他们知道。
[1:13:34]	Jerry?	杰瑞？
[1:13:37]	Where are you going, Jerry?	杰瑞，你要去哪里？
[1:13:41]	Jerry!	杰瑞！
[1:14:15]	It’s on the freakin’ news. The lottery didn’t even see it coming.	这在新闻里。彩票甚至没想到它会来。
[1:14:18]	This is so epic.	这太史诗了。
[1:14:22]	Hey, Jerry.	嘿Jerry。
[1:14:24]	What, did you come ridin’ in on your tractor	什么，你开拖拉机进来了吗
[1:14:26]	to come give me a whoopin’?	来给我一声欢呼？
[1:14:27]	Believe me, I wanted to.	相信我，我想这么做。
[1:14:31]	Part of me still does.	我的一部分仍然如此。
[1:14:35]	But then on the long drive here,	但是在这里的长途车程中，
[1:14:39]	well, most of that just, poof, went away.	嗯，大部分都消失了。
[1:14:43]	And I realized that I wasn’t really angry at you.	我意识到我并不是真的生你的气。
[1:14:47]	I’m disappointed.	我很失望。
[1:14:49]	Aw, you’re disappointed in me?	噢，你对我失望了？
[1:14:51]	No, not you. You’re insignificant.	不，不是你。你无足轻重。
[1:14:53]	No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.	不，我很失望我让你这样自私的孩子接近了我。呵呵。
[1:14:59]	I was always good with math,	我的数学一直很好，
[1:15:03]	but it took a long time for me to figure people out.	但我花了很长时间才弄清楚人们的想法。
[1:15:08]	So, tell us, Jerry, what did you figure out?	那么，告诉我们，杰瑞，你发现了什么？
[1:15:12]	That the solution isn’t numbers.	解决方案不是数字。
[1:15:15]	You told me that I was playing the lottery because I had nothing else.	你告诉我我买彩票是因为我没有别的东西。
[1:15:21]	But the reason you won’t share the pot is because you have nothing else.	但你不愿意分享大麻的原因是因为你没有其他东西。
[1:15:29]	You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters.	你认为做房间里最聪明的人才是最重要的。
[1:15:33]	But it turns out it’s this room that matters.	但事实证明，这个房间才是最重要的。
[1:15:39]	All these bright, young people helping you get rich.	所有这些聪明的年轻人都在帮助你致富。
[1:15:46]	How are you helping them?	你如何帮助他们？
[1:15:49]	Guess you haven’t run the math out on that, huh?	看来你还没算出来吧？
[1:15:55]	Anyway…my tractor’s running.	无论如何我的拖拉机开动了。
[1:16:02]	I wish you all the best of luck.	祝大家好运。
[1:16:14]	What? Just get back to counting.	什么继续数数吧。
[1:16:19]	If the Harvard team can trigger a roll down, they run the game.	如果哈佛大学队能够触发一个滚降，他们就可以进行比赛。
[1:16:24]	So we trigger our own roll down.	所以我们触发我们自己的滚降。
[1:16:26]	Yeah, we have enough cash.	是的，我们有足够的现金。
[1:16:27]	No. Why?	没有，为什么？
[1:16:29]	Because it’s not fair to the regular players.	因为这对普通球员不公平。
[1:16:32]	He’s right. It’s not who we are.	他是对的。这不是我们是谁。
[1:16:33]	But we’re so close.	但我们太接近了。
[1:16:35]	I mean, downtown is back, the jazz fest is coming.	我的意思是，市中心又回来了，爵士音乐节就要来了。
[1:16:37]	If we keep winning, we could actually hire somebody to play there.	如果我们继续获胜，我们实际上可以雇个人在那里踢球。
[1:16:40]	You should get Steely Dan.	你应该找铁石心肠的丹。
[1:16:41]	That is an amazing idea. We should get Steely Dan.	这是一个惊人的想法。我们应该找钢铁丹。
[1:16:44]	We can’t win if we can’t play.	如果我们不能比赛，我们就赢不了。
[1:16:46]	Well, this just sucks.	好吧，这太糟糕了。
[1:16:47]	The lottery isn’t stopping us, but a bunch of college kids are?	彩票并没有阻止我们，但一群大学生阻止了我们？
[1:16:51]	Huh, that’s a good point. What is? I wasn’t making a point.	嗯，这是一个很好的观点。是什么？我没说什么。
[1:16:54]	Why isn’t the lottery stopping them?	为什么彩票不能阻止他们？
[1:16:57]	It’s because they don’t care.	那是因为他们不在乎。
[1:17:01]	Oh.	哦
[1:17:03]	That could be our answer.	这可能是我们的答案。
[1:17:10]	Always happy to meet with our loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.	很高兴见到我们忠诚的球员，塞尔比先生和夫人。
[1:17:15]	Oh, please. “Jerry and Marge” is fine.	哦，求你了。“杰瑞和玛吉”很好。
[1:17:19]	What can we help you with?	我们能帮你做些什么？
[1:17:20]	So here’s the thing.	事情是这样的。
[1:17:21]	The state lottery was losing money a few years ago,	几年前，州彩票亏损，
[1:17:25]	and hardly anybody was winning the jackpot,	几乎没有人中头奖，
[1:17:28]	so Mega Millions ate your lunch.	所以百万富翁吃了你的午餐。
[1:17:31]	Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes.	然后是WinFall，一切都变了。
[1:17:35]	You folks made millions,	你们赚了几百万，
[1:17:37]	before you realized there was a flaw in the math.	在你意识到数学有缺陷之前。
[1:17:42]	You probably panicked at first,	一开始你可能很惊慌，
[1:17:44]	because you knew that once everybody saw it,	因为你知道一旦每个人都看到了，
[1:17:47]	that the game would collapse.	游戏会崩溃。
[1:17:50]	Except they didn’t see it.	但他们没有看到。
[1:17:52]	Only me and a few kids from Harvard.	只有我和几个哈佛的孩子。
[1:17:55]	Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game,	这意味着我们在游戏中投入了数百万美元，
[1:17:59]	and, boy, sent your profits through the roof.	还有，孩子，把你的利润送上了屋顶。
[1:18:03]	So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall.	所以，突然间，你的错误成了你的意外之财。
[1:18:09]	I gave him that line.	我给了他那句话。
[1:18:10]	Yeah, she sure did, and it’s a dandy.	是的，她确实做了，而且是个花花公子。
[1:18:14]	So, what exactly do you want?	那么，你到底想要什么？
[1:18:16]	Transparency.	透明度
[1:18:18]	We’d like the website to show the size of the jackpot.	我们希望网站显示头奖的金额。
[1:18:23]	That prevents any group from forcing a roll down.	这可以防止任何组强制回滚。
[1:18:28]	Makes it fair for anybody who plays.	这对任何玩游戏的人都是公平的。
[1:18:31]	And we would like two machines at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.	我们想在桑德兰的酒屋买两台机器。
[1:18:36]	So we can be together.	所以我们可以在一起。
[1:18:39]	These are our golden years.	这是我们的黄金岁月。
[1:18:47]	We’ll take care of it.	我们会处理好的。
[1:18:50]	Yeah, we’ll be making another play soon.	是的，我们很快就要上演另一出戏了。
[1:18:53]	That’s great to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.	很高兴听到你这么说。是啊很快再谈。
[1:18:57]	He’s wants to bring in other partners from the firm.	他想从公司引进其他合伙人。
[1:18:59]	Dude, we might not ever need a real job.	伙计，我们可能永远都不需要真正的工作。
[1:19:00]	They posted the jackpot. What?	他们发了头奖。什么
[1:19:02]	The lottery changed the website. You can track the jackpot online.	彩票改变了网站。您可以在线跟踪jackpot。
[1:19:06]	We can’t roll it down anymore.	我们不能再往下滚了。
[1:19:08]	Shit. Shit.	倒霉。倒霉。
[1:19:11]	All right, let’s break this guy.	好吧，让我们打破这个家伙。
[1:19:14]	He wants a war? We’ll give him one.	他想要一场战争？我们会给他一个。
[1:19:24]	You want some nachos? Uh, no.	你想吃玉米片吗？呃，没有。
[1:19:28]	Yeah, I’ll try some.	是的，我来试试。
[1:19:32]	You know, I’m good.	你知道，我很好。
[1:19:44]	Where is everyone? We’re supposed to be betting.	大家都在哪里？我们应该下注。
[1:19:46]	Dude, it’s over. Nobody wants to do it anymore.	伙计，结束了。没有人想再这样做了。
[1:19:50]	What? Why? We’re winning.	什么为什么？我们赢了。
[1:19:52]	No. We’re assholes.	不，我们是混蛋。
[1:19:54]	And that doesn’t work for anybody but you.	除了你，这对任何人都不起作用。
[1:19:59]	Fine. I’ll do it on my own.	好的我会自己做的。
[1:20:21]	It’s gonna be insane.	这太疯狂了。
[1:20:23]	Crazy.	疯子
[1:20:25]	I told you we should have…	我告诉过你我们应该。。。
[1:20:27]	– Did you get the pretzels? – Yeah.	-你拿到椒盐卷饼了吗？-是啊
[1:20:33]	This just came for you. Thank you.	这是给你的。非常感谢。
[1:20:35]	Oh. Finally.	哦最后
[1:20:38]	Paycheck?	薪水？
[1:20:39]	Like I’d get excited about that.	好像我会为此感到兴奋。
[1:20:42]	No. State lottery commission.	不，国家彩票委员会。
[1:20:45]	They don’t want to talk to me,	他们不想和我说话，
[1:20:47]	but anybody that wins above 60,000 is in the public record.	但任何赢得60000以上奖金的人都会被列入公开记录。
[1:20:50]	You just have to submit a request.	你只需要提交一个请求。
[1:20:52]	Which I did, for every drawing in the last six months.	这是我在过去六个月里画的每一幅画。
[1:20:57]	Gerald Selbee, every three weeks.	杰拉尔德·塞尔比，每三周一次。
[1:21:04]	Mmm-hmm.	嗯哼。
[1:21:06]	Tyler Langford.	泰勒·朗福德。
[1:21:09]	Same drawings.	相同的图纸。
[1:21:11]	There’s another one.	还有一个。
[1:21:15]	Huh.	呵呵。
[1:21:17]	Tyler Langford. Tyler Langford.	泰勒·朗福德。泰勒·朗福德。
[1:21:21]	Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.	好吧Tyler Langford我看到你了。
[1:21:27]	Best euro I’ve ever spent.	我花过的最好的一欧元。
[1:21:30]	Thanks, Raj. Thank you.	谢谢Raj。非常感谢。
[1:21:32]	Okay, girl.	好吧，女孩。
[1:21:38]	Darn! Whoa!	该死！哇！
[1:21:40]	Try one more time, sweetheart.	再试一次，甜心。
[1:21:41]	Like a kangaroo.	就像袋鼠一样。
[1:21:43]	Hey, would you hand me a 10 mil? Yeah.	嘿，你能给我一千万吗？是啊
[1:21:47]	Ten mil.	1000万。
[1:21:49]	Here you go. Thank you.	干得好。非常感谢。
[1:21:51]	You won’t even buy yourself a new truck?	你甚至不给自己买辆新卡车？
[1:21:53]	Nah. This one works.	不。这个有效。
[1:21:54]	Does it?	是吗？
[1:21:56]	Not all the time. But I think that’s why I like it.	不是所有的时候。但我想这就是我喜欢它的原因。
[1:21:59]	Hmm.	隐马尔可夫模型。
[1:22:00]	You know what?	你知道吗？
[1:22:03]	I did buy this.	我确实买了这个。
[1:22:10]	I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood.	我和你一起数镍币，因为这是我能理解的。
[1:22:18]	I didn’t know a better way to spend time with you.	我不知道还有什么更好的方式和你在一起。
[1:22:22]	I just knew that I wanted to.	我只知道我想这么做。
[1:22:29]	You know how it works?	你知道它是怎么工作的吗？
[1:22:30]	Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis,	好吧，我假设你创造了旋转，这给了它第三个轴，
[1:22:35]	so that the wind can offset the gravity.	这样风就能抵消重力。
[1:22:40]	Yeah, that’s it. Just like that.	是的，就是这样。就这样。
[1:22:44]	Wanna test that theory?	想验证这个理论吗？
[1:22:46]	All right.	好吧
[1:22:47]	Fingers on the laces. Yeah.	手指放在鞋带上。是啊
[1:22:52]	Oh, well. Not bad.	哦，好吧。不错。
[1:22:53]	I’ll work it out. I know you will.	我会解决的。我知道你会的。
[1:22:57]	Oh, that’s it. Mr. Selbee?	哦，就是这样。塞尔比先生？
[1:23:01]	Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.	玛雅·乔登。波士顿环球报。
[1:23:04]	I’d like to ask you some questions about GS Investment Strategies.	我想问你一些关于GS投资策略的问题。
[1:23:10]	So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days?	那么，你和你妻子在酒店房间里数了11天的票？
[1:23:17]	Yup.	是的。
[1:23:20]	That’s so much work.	那工作太多了。
[1:23:24]	Mmm.	嗯。
[1:23:26]	It doesn’t seem like work.	这看起来不像是工作。
[1:23:28]	I’ve worked all my life.	我一生都在工作。
[1:23:31]	This is different.	这是不同的。
[1:23:34]	This is very different.	这是非常不同的。
[1:23:50]	You send it in yet?	你送来了吗？
[1:23:52]	They helped their entire town.	他们帮助了整个城镇。
[1:23:55]	The flaw isn’t the story.	问题并不是这个故事。
[1:23:57]	Well, this can’t be a puff piece.	这可不是吹牛。
[1:24:00]	I need a headline.	我需要一个标题。
[1:24:12]	Ah.	啊。
[1:24:14]	well, we do well on this one, we won’t need the game anymore.	嗯，我们在这方面做得很好，我们不再需要比赛了。
[1:24:19]	You know, I was thinking,	我在想，
[1:24:21]	if we’re going to have a fund for the town,	如果我们要为这个镇设立一个基金，
[1:24:23]	managing it, it’s gonna be a full-time job.	管理它，这将是一份全职工作。
[1:24:26]	Well…	好
[1:24:27]	Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve’s?	嘿，你觉得我们可以在市中心找一个像史蒂夫那样的办公室吗？
[1:24:32]	What?	什么
[1:24:34]	I already got us one right next to his.	我已经在他的旁边找到了一个。
[1:24:36]	You did? Yes!	是吗？对
[1:24:38]	In fact, his Corvette is actually in one of our parking spots.	事实上，他的轻巡洋舰实际上在我们的一个停车位。
[1:24:41]	Well, we’ll have to take care of that.	好吧，我们必须处理好这件事。
[1:24:43]	What? They’re moving out the WinFall machine.	什么他们正在搬出WinFall机器。
[1:24:46]	Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!	嘿，嘿！嘿嘿
[1:24:50]	Hey. Bill! Bill, what happened?	嘿账单比尔，发生什么事了？
[1:24:54]	The lottery suspended our license.	彩票吊销了我们的执照。
[1:24:56]	Why? You didn’t see the article?	为什么？你没有看到那篇文章？
[1:25:02]	Oh.	哦
[1:25:12]	Hey, buddy. How’s school? Uh, Dad.	嘿，伙计。学校怎么样？呃，爸爸。
[1:25:14]	What are you doing here? You’re famous.	你在这里干什么？你很有名。
[1:25:18]	Great move, genius.	太棒了，天才。
[1:25:20]	Let’s go. Pack up your stuff. You’re coming home.	走吧。收拾好你的东西。你要回家了。
[1:25:24]	Now.	现在
[1:25:28]	The high-volume betting groups discovered a flaw in the game	高容量投注集团发现了游戏中的一个漏洞
[1:25:31]	and took advantage of it, to the tune of millions of dollars.	并利用了它，达到了数百万美元。
[1:25:34]	Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery	彩票官员对这一发现表示惊讶
[1:25:37]	and announced they will phase out the game after tonight’s drawing.	并宣布他们将在今晚抽签后逐步淘汰比赛。
[1:25:40]	Moving on to our next…	继续我们的下一个。。。
[1:25:42]	The last roll down was today. You could’ve gotten your final win.	最后一次是今天。你本可以获得最后的胜利。
[1:25:49]	Yes. But even if we found a place to bet,	对但即使我们找到了打赌的地方，
[1:25:53]	it wouldn’t have felt the same.	那感觉就不一样了。
[1:25:59]	It was more than just a game to him.	对他来说，这不仅仅是一场比赛。
[1:26:06]	He finally got to use his gift to connect to people.	他终于可以利用自己的天赋与人沟通了。
[1:26:20]	Jerry!	杰瑞！
[1:26:22]	What?	什么
[1:26:23]	The shareholders are having a meeting tonight	股东们今晚要开会
[1:26:25]	and were wondering if you could stop by.	我想知道你是否可以过来看看。
[1:26:27]	Are they upset?	他们不高兴吗？
[1:26:29]	If I told you that, you wouldn’t come.	如果我告诉你，你就不会来了。
[1:26:34]	I tried to answer all their questions in the newsletter.	我试图在新闻稿中回答他们所有的问题。
[1:26:36]	I don’t think they know how to open the newsletter.	我认为他们不知道如何打开新闻稿。
[1:26:39]	Well, they don’t have to worry about anything.	嗯，他们什么都不用担心。
[1:26:41]	We didn’t break any laws.	我们没有违反任何法律。
[1:26:46]	Holy… It’s jazz fest? What?	神圣的这是爵士音乐节？什么
[1:26:50]	– Jerry! Marge! – Huh.	-杰瑞！玛姬！-呵呵。
[1:26:53]	Yeah!	是啊
[1:26:59]	Come on!	来吧
[1:27:00]	Let’s do this!	让我们这样做吧！
[1:27:07]	Yeah! Okay, right?	是啊好吧，对吧？
[1:27:10]	Jer and Marge!	杰尔和玛吉！
[1:27:12]	How did you… We missed the final play.	你怎么。。。我们错过了决赛。
[1:27:16]	Oh, no, we did not.	哦，不，我们没有。
[1:27:17]	Yeah, everybody took a store, Dad. All across the state.	是的，每个人都去了商店，爸爸。整个州。
[1:27:20]	We had a bus and everything.	我们有一辆公共汽车，什么都有。
[1:27:22]	What? Oh.	什么哦
[1:27:24]	You didn’t have to do that.	你不必那么做。
[1:27:25]	You did it for us. Why wouldn’t we do it for you?	你是为我们做的。我们为什么不为你做呢？
[1:27:27]	And don’t worry, we left you two the counting part.	别担心，我们把计数的部分留给你们了。
[1:27:35]	Hey, Raj!	嘿Raj！
[1:27:37]	I would help, but, uh, I can’t count.	我会帮忙的，但我数不清。
[1:27:39]	Yes, you can. I can count. I just don’t like to count.	是的，你可以。我会数数。我只是不喜欢数数。
[1:27:43]	This town isn’t just a newspaper article, Jerry. It’s all of us.	杰瑞，这个小镇不仅仅是一篇报纸文章。是我们所有人。
[1:27:46]	And you brought this town back from the dead	你让这座城市死而复生
[1:27:49]	when nobody else could, because you don’t think we’re just numbers.	当没有人能做到的时候，因为你不认为我们只是数字。
[1:27:55]	No. No.	不，不。
[1:27:57]	You’re family.	你是一家人。
[1:27:59]	Ladies and gentlemen,	女士们、先生们：，
[1:28:00]	please put your hands together for Tori Kelly!	请为Tori Kelly双手合十！
[1:28:06]	Above you	在你之上
[1:28:11]	To whisper “I love you…”	轻声说“我爱你…”
[1:28:16]	Shall we?	让我们？
[1:28:17]	It is jazz fest.	这是爵士音乐节。
[1:28:19]	Sycamore tree	悬铃木
[1:28:27]	And kiss me	吻我
[1:28:32]	And tell me you’ll miss me	告诉我你会想我的
[1:28:38]	As can be	尽可能
[1:28:48]	But I linger on, dear…	但我会继续，亲爱的。。。
[1:28:55]	Hey, Steve. Hey, Rhoda.	嘿，史蒂夫。嘿，罗达。
[1:28:57]	Hey, you know, I’ve been working on that Eat, Pray, Love trip for you.	嘿，你知道，我一直在为你准备吃、祈祷、爱的旅行。
[1:29:00]	I got some great rates.	我有一些很好的价格。
[1:29:01]	Ooh. That’s exciting. Thank you. Yeah.	哦。那太令人兴奋了。非常感谢。是啊
[1:29:04]	Yeah, sure.	是的，当然。
[1:29:06]	Um, do you want to dance?	嗯，你想跳舞吗？
[1:29:09]	Um, yeah. I mean, do you?	嗯，是的。我是说，你呢？
[1:29:13]	Yes. That’s why I asked.	对这就是我问的原因。
[1:29:15]	Right. That does make sense. Yeah.	正当这确实有道理。是啊
[1:29:20]	Okay.	可以
[1:29:21]	Whatever they be	不管是什么
[1:29:25]	Of me…	我的。。。
[1:29:31]	How badly do you want to go and just count all those tickets?	你有多想去数一数那些票？
[1:29:34]	Mmm.	嗯。
[1:29:36]	It’s taking everything in me not to do it right now.	我现在不做这件事，这让我很沮丧。
[1:29:39]	I’m going to miss it. Yeah, yeah.	我会想念它的。是的，是的。
[1:29:43]	Me, too.	我也是。
[1:29:46]	I kinda wish we’d won the jackpot. Just once.	我有点希望我们中了头奖。就一次。
[1:29:52]	I won the jackpot before we ever started.	在我们开始之前我就赢了头奖。
[1:29:55]	But I linger on, dear	但我还在继续，亲爱的
[1:30:05]	Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group	Jerry和Marge解散了我们的赌团
[1:30:08]	when the WinFall game was phased out.	当WinFall游戏被淘汰的时候。
[1:30:11]	They used most of their lottery winnings to start a construction loan business	他们用大部分彩票中奖来开办建筑贷款业务
[1:30:15]	for the town of Evart.	为了埃瓦特镇。
[1:30:17]	Like many of their friends and neighbors,	就像他们的许多朋友和邻居一样，
[1:30:19]	they also put their children and grandchildren through school.	他们还让他们的孩子和孙子孙女完成学业。
[1:30:24]	I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave.	我自己投资了一个非常豪华的男子洞穴。
[1:30:28]	Whoo! Ah!	哇哦！啊！
[1:30:30]	Jerry did finally give in and buy himself a new truck,	杰瑞终于屈服了，给自己买了一辆新卡车，
[1:30:33]	which was actually slightly used,	实际上使用得很少，
[1:30:36]	because he calculated that was a smarter purchase.	因为他认为这是更明智的购买。
[1:30:39]	And he would know.	他会知道的。
[1:30:40]	His lottery calculation won a grand total of $27 million.	他的彩票计算总共赢得了2700万美元。
[1:30:47]	Okay, let’s go count.	好吧，我们数一数。
[1:30:58]	He made how much?	他赚了多少钱？

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