Spider-Man：Far from Home(蜘蛛侠：英雄远征)[2019]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：蜘蛛侠：英雄远征
英文名称：Spider-Man：Far from Home
年代：2019

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时间	英文	中文
[01:13]	Nick, this was a tragedy, but it’s not why we’re here.	尼克 这是很悲剧 但我们不是为此而来
[01:16]	What, are we fighting the weather now?	我们现在还负责对抗天气了吗
[01:18]	Locals say the cyclone had a face.	本地人说龙卷风长了脸
[01:22]	People see things when they’re under stress.	人在高压下是可能出现幻觉的
[01:24]	Okay? That does not mean that this is the start	那不代表这又是什么
[01:26]	to some other big world-ending–	重大的世界末日…
[01:34]	Who are you?	你们是谁
[01:40]	You don’t want any part of this.	你们不想掺和进来的
[01:47]	And I…	我
[01:53]	Will always love you, ooh	将永远爱你
[02:01]	Will always love you	永远爱你
[02:08]	You	你
[02:11]	My darling, you…	我亲爱的你
[02:16]	Bittersweet	苦甜参半
[02:20]	Memories	那些回忆
[02:24]	That is all	那就是
[02:26]	I’m taking	我能
[02:28]	With me	带走的一切
[02:31]	And I	我
[02:36]	Will always love you	将永远爱你
[02:42]	I will always	我永远
[02:45]	Love you	爱你
[02:49]	I, I will always	我永远
[02:53]	Love you	爱你
[02:58]	Gone, but not forgotten.	英雄已逝 永不遗忘
[03:00]	Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy	感谢基纳斯·林和维翰·拉玛莫斯
[03:02]	for their help with that touching video tribute.	剪辑了这段感人的致敬视频
[03:05]	This year has been nothing short of–	今年可以说是…
[03:07]	…is crazy. It’s, like, insane.	疯狂 简直太疯狂了
[03:09]	– Jason. – What?	-杰森 -怎么了
[03:10]	No swearing.	不许说脏话
[03:12]	Yeah. It’s the last day of school. We’re good.	反正明天放假了 没事的
[03:15]	Historic.	历史性
[03:16]	Over five years ago,	五年多前
[03:17]	half of all life in the universe,	全宇宙一半的生命
[03:19]	including our own Midtown High…	也包括我们城中高中的一半生命
[03:21]	…was wiped from existence.	都被抹去了
[03:23]	But then eight months ago,	但八个月前
[03:24]	a band of brave heroes brought us back.	一群勇敢的英雄把我们带了回来
[03:29]	They called it “The Blip.”	此事件被称为”闪烁”
[03:31]	Those of us who Blipped away came back the same age…	我们这些闪灭了的人 以原年龄回归了
[03:34]	But our classmates that didn’t Blip	但我们没有闪灭的同学们
[03:36]	had grown five years older.	则长大了五岁
[03:38]	Yeah, like my little brother is now older than me.	是啊 我弟弟现在比我大了
[03:41]	Yeah, it’s math.	是啊 这是数学
[03:43]	And even though we had Blipped away halfway through the school year	尽管我们闪灭时 学年已过去了一半
[03:46]	and had already taken midterms,	而且已经考过期中考了
[03:48]	the school made us start the year over from the beginning.	学校还是要求我们从头重上这个学年
[03:51]	It’s totally unfair. It’s not right.	太不公平了 这不对
[03:54]	Tigers…	城中虎们
[03:55]	…it’s been a long, dramatic,	这段旅程漫长 戏剧性
[03:57]	somewhat confusing road.	而且还有些令人困惑
[03:59]	As we draw this year to a close,	随着今年即将结束
[04:01]	it’s time to move on…	我们也该向前看了
[04:05]	to a new phase of our lives.	迎来我们生命的新阶段
[04:07]	Pray nothing crazy happens again	祈祷不会再发生什么疯狂事
[04:08]	because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore?	因为现在还有复仇者联盟吗
[04:10]	Does anyone even have a plan?	有人有什么计划吗
[04:12]	I have a plan.	我有个计划
[04:13]	Okay. First, I’m gonna sit next to MJ on the flight.	首先 我要在飞机上挨着MJ坐
[04:16]	Second, I’m gonna buy a dual headphone adapter	第二 我要买个双耳机插口
[04:18]	and watch movies with her the whole time.	跟她看一路的电影
[04:20]	– Okay. – Three,	-好 -第三
[04:21]	when we go to Venice,	等我们到了威尼斯
[04:22]	Venice is super famous for making stuff out of glass right?	那里的玻璃制品非常有名 是吧
[04:24]	– True. – So, I’m gonna buy her a black dahlia necklace	-对 -所以我要给她买条黑色大丽花项链
[04:27]	because her favorite flower is the black dahlia	因为她最喜欢的花就是黑色大丽花
[04:29]	– because of, well… – The murder.	-因为… -那起谋杀
[04:30]	The murder. Four, when we go to Paris,	没错 第四 等我们到了巴黎
[04:32]	I’m gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower,	我要带她登上埃菲尔铁塔顶部
[04:35]	give her the necklace.	把项链送她
[04:36]	And then, five, I’m gonna tell her how I feel.	然后 第五 我要向她表白
[04:39]	And then, six, hopefully she tells me	然后 第六 希望她会说
[04:41]	she feels the same way.	她对我也有一样的感觉
[04:43]	Oh, don’t forget step seven.	别忘了第七步
[04:44]	– Step Seven. – Don’t do any of that.	-第七步 -以上都别做
[04:48]	Why?	为什么
[04:48]	Because, we’re gonna be bachelors in Europe, Peter.	因为我们将在欧洲做单身汉 彼得
[04:50]	– Ned. – Look,	-内德 -听着
[04:51]	I may not know much, but I do know this:	别的我不知道 但我知道这个
[04:54]	Europeans love Americans.	欧洲人爱美国人
[04:57]	– Really? – More than half are women.	-是吗 -而且半数欧洲人是女人
[04:59]	Okay. Sure.	好吧 行
[05:01]	But… I really like MJ, man, okay?	但…我真的很喜欢MJ 好吗
[05:04]	She’s awesome, she’s super funny in a kind of dark way.	她很棒 有种很黑暗的幽默感
[05:07]	And sometimes I catch her looking at me,	有时我还会逮到她看我
[05:08]	and I feel like I’ve stood up…	我觉得我已错过…
[05:10]	– She’s coming. Just don’t say any… – What up, dorks?	-她来了 别说话… -好啊 呆子们
[05:12]	Excited about the science trip?	期待科学游吗
[05:13]	Hey, yeah. We’re just talking about the trip.	当然 我们正聊科学游的事呢
[05:15]	Yeah, and Peter’s plan.	是啊 还有彼得的计划
[05:17]	You have a plan?	你还有计划
[05:18]	I don’t… I don’t have a plan.	我没有什么计划
[05:22]	He’s… He’s just gonna collect tiny spoons	他打算在我们周游各国期间
[05:24]	when we’re traveling to other countries.	收集各种小勺子
[05:26]	Like a… Like a grandmother?	像个老太太那样吗
[05:28]	I’m not collecting tiny spoons.	我没打算收集小勺子
[05:29]	He’s collecting tiny spoons.	他才收集小勺子呢
[05:31]	Okay, well…	好吧
[05:33]	that was a real roller coaster.	真是跌宕起伏
[05:36]	By the way, travel tip:	对了 旅游建议
[05:37]	You should prabably download a VPN on your phone,	你应该在手机上下载个VPN
[05:39]	just so that the government can’t track you while abroad.	这样我们在国外期间 政府就无法追踪你了
[05:42]	Smart…	明智
[05:44]	Will do.	我一定照做
[05:50]	Dude, I think that went really great.	哥们 刚刚真的很顺利
[05:55]	When I Blipped back to my apartment,	我闪现回我公寓时
[05:57]	the family that was living there was very confused.	住在那里的一家人非常不解
[06:00]	The wife thought that I was a mistress.	那家的妻子以为我是男人的情妇
[06:03]	The grandma thought that I was a ghost.	奶奶则以为我是鬼
[06:04]	It was… It was really a mess.	真是一团乱
[06:07]	Thank you all for coming out	谢谢大家能前来
[06:08]	to support those who have been displaced by the Blip.	帮助那些因闪烁事件流离失所的人
[06:11]	And, of course, thanks to our very own	当然 也感谢我们的本地英雄
[06:13]	Spider-Man!	蜘蛛侠
[06:26]	Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me.	帕克女士 谢谢你请我来
[06:29]	And thank you, you guys, for having me.	也谢谢大家请我来
[06:34]	And thank you, Spider-Man.	谢谢你 蜘蛛侠
[06:35]	He’ll be right back out to take photos and videos.	他待会儿会再来跟大家合影拍视频
[06:38]	Thank you!	谢谢大家
[06:45]	– That was amazing. – That was great.	-真不错 -太棒了
[06:47]	That was so cool. I was so nervous.	真顺利 我紧张死了
[06:49]	I was a little stiff. I felt like I wasn’t in the pocket.	我有点僵硬 我感觉我不是很在状态
[06:51]	No, I thought you did great.	不 你很棒的
[06:51]	Yeah. I actually think you were a little stiff.	我倒是觉得你有点僵了
[06:55]	Uh, yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too.	是啊 我也觉得
[06:56]	– It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. – Okay.	-没事的 -好
[06:58]	– Did you get your passport? – Yeah.	-你拿到护照了吗 -嗯
[06:59]	– Mini toothpaste? – Yeah, I did.	-小牙膏呢 -拿了
[07:02]	Hey, sorry I’m late.	抱歉我迟到了
[07:05]	Happy.	哈皮
[07:06]	Oh, you look lovely.	你真美
[07:07]	– Thanks. You too. – Thank you.	-谢谢 你也挺帅 -谢谢
[07:09]	– New dress? – Yeah, yes, it is.	-新裙子吗 -是的
[07:12]	It’s a new beard.	你蓄胡子了
[07:14]	It’s my… My Blip beard.	我的闪烁胡子
[07:15]	‘Cause I grew it in the Blip.	我在闪烁期间长的
[07:17]	It’s a Blip beard.	闪烁胡
[07:18]	I see. Yeah.	我懂了
[07:20]	Anyway, so, the reason I’m late is because	对了 我迟到是因为
[07:22]	this was misplaced at the office.	在办公室里找不到这个了
[07:23]	Can you believe it? Because, it’s enormous.	能相信吗 这么大一张
[07:25]	Not the amount, the size.	不是指数额 是大小
[07:26]	The amount’s nice too. They’re generous.	数额也不错 挺慷慨的
[07:29]	– Pepper Potts said, sorry she couldn’t be here. – Thank you.	-派珀·波茨表示很遗憾不能前来 -谢谢
[07:32]	I think I’m gonna go change the	我要去换一下
[07:34]	Sterno under the vegan lasagna.	素食意面下面的固体酒精
[07:37]	Spider-Man, go shake hands.	蜘蛛侠 去握手吧
[07:39]	Will do.	好的
[07:45]	What just happened?	刚刚怎么回事
[07:47]	Heads up,	提醒你
[07:48]	Nick Fury’s calling you.	尼克·弗瑞要给你打电话
[07:50]	– Nick Fury’s gonna call me? – Yeah.	-尼克·弗瑞要给我打电话 -对
[07:51]	Why?	为什么
[07:52]	Why? He probably has hero stuff for you to do.	为什么 他可能要找你做英雄的事
[07:55]	You’re a superhero. He calls superheroes.	你是个超级英雄 他会给超级英雄打电话
[07:57]	I mean, if it was really that important,	如果真那么重要
[07:58]	he’d probably call someone else, not me.	他或许会找别人 不是我
[08:01]	Apparently not.	看来不是这样
[08:06]	See? No caller ID. That’s him.	未知号码 是他
[08:08]	I don’t really wanna talk to Fury.	我并不想跟尼克·弗瑞通话
[08:09]	– Answer the phone. – Why?	-接电话 -为什么
[08:10]	Because, if you don’t talk to him,	因为如果你不接
[08:11]	I have to talk to him and I don’t want to talk to him.	那他就会打给我 我不想跟他通话
[08:13]	Why don’t you want to talk to him?	你为什么不想跟他通话
[08:14]	Cause, I’m scared. Just answer the phone.	因为我害怕 接电话吧
[08:16]	– You sent Nick Fury to voicemail? – Yeah.	-你拒接尼克·弗瑞的电话 -对
[08:18]	You don’t send Nick Fury to voicemail.	你不能拒接尼克·弗瑞的电话
[08:20]	Did you heart that? They’re calling me.	听到了吗 他们在喊我
[08:21]	– I gotta go. I gotta go. – You gotta talk to him.	-我得走了 -你得跟他通话
[08:23]	I’m gonna call him. I promise you, I’m gonna call him. I will.	我会打给他的 我保证 我肯定打
[08:26]	You do not ghost Nick Fury.	你不能跟尼克·弗瑞玩消失
[08:27]	I promise you, I’ll call him.	我保证 我会打给他的
[08:31]	After my trip.	等我旅游回来的
[08:35]	Yeah, hi.	喂
[08:36]	No, no, he’s not ghosting you.	不 他没跟你玩消失
[08:40]	Okay, one question at a time.	好了 一个个问题问
[08:42]	Are you the head Avenger?	你是复仇者联盟的领袖了吗
[08:44]	Are you the head Avenger now?	你是复仇者联盟的领袖了吗
[08:45]	Uh, no, I’m not.	不 我不是
[08:47]	If aliens come back, what are you gonna do?	如果外星人再来 你要怎么办
[08:49]	If aliens come back, what are you gonna do?	如果外星人再来 你要怎么办
[08:51]	Does anyone have neighborhood questions?	有谁想问关于本社区的问题吗
[08:54]	Sean Winford, Queens Tribune.	肖恩·温福德 《皇后区论坛报》
[08:55]	What’s it like to take over from Tony Stark?	接过托尼·斯塔克的衣钵是什么感觉
[08:57]	Those are big shoes to fill.	要接替他可不容易
[08:59]	I’mma…	我…
[09:02]	I’m gonna go. Thanks, everyone, for coming.	我先走了 谢谢大家前来
[09:47]	Okay.	好
[09:54]	Hungry?	饿了吗
[09:57]	So sorry.	真抱歉
[09:59]	I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-tingle.	我以为你能感应到呢 你不是有彼得一激灵吗
[10:02]	Please do not start calling it my Peter-tingle.	拜托别管那个叫彼得一激灵
[10:04]	So, what’s up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas?	怎么回事 你躲得开子弹 躲不开香蕉吗
[10:08]	No, I just really need this vacation.	不 我就是很需要去度这个假
[10:09]	I need a break.	我需要休息一下
[10:12]	You deserve it.	这是你应得的
[10:16]	Yeah.	好了
[10:18]	You know what?	知道吗
[10:20]	You should pack your suit, just in case.	你该带上你的战衣 以防万一
[10:22]	I have a tingle about it.	我有个激灵
[10:24]	Please stop saying “tingle,” May.	别再说”激灵”了 梅
[10:29]	No.	不要
[10:36]	No. No, I’m not.	不 不带
[10:43]	Yeah!	度假咯
[10:45]	Can you help me get my stuff up?	能帮我把东西抬上去吗
[10:46]	– Oh, sorry, that’s mine. – No worries.	-抱歉 那是我的 -没事
[10:50]	Give me a tablet.	给我个平板
[10:52]	Do you want first shift or second?	你想值第一轮班还是第二轮
[10:53]	I could take either.	我都行
[10:55]	Give me the third shift. I took an Ambien.	我值第三轮班吧 我服了安眠药
[10:57]	I can’t chaperone kids alone.	我不能一个人照顾这些孩子
[10:58]	Yo, Parker.	帕克
[11:00]	This is called an airplane.	这叫飞机
[11:01]	It’s like buses you’re used to,	就像你习惯坐的大巴
[11:03]	except it flies over poor neighborhoods	但它会飞过穷人社区
[11:05]	instead of driving through them.	而不是穿过其中
[11:06]	Ma’am?	女士
[11:08]	He Blipped, so technically, he’s 16, not 21.	他闪灭了 所以他其实是16 不是21
[11:11]	I’ll take that.	给我吧
[11:13]	She’s lying. I don’t even know this girl.	她撒谎 我根本不认识她
[11:18]	Classic MJ, right?	MJ就这么拽 是吧
[11:22]	Did you know Brad was coming?	你知道布拉德也要来吗
[11:24]	It… It’s so weird.	好奇怪啊
[11:26]	Like, one day, he’s that kid who cried	前一天他还是那个爱哭的小孩
[11:28]	and got nosebleeds all the time,	总是流鼻血
[11:29]	and suddenly, we Blip back,	突然 我们闪现回来
[11:31]	and he’s totally ripped and super nice	他成了肌肉暖男
[11:33]	and all these girls are after him.	所有姑娘都喜欢他
[11:34]	Not all the girls are after him.	也不是所有姑娘都喜欢他
[11:36]	No, man, they’re all after him.	不 真的是都喜欢他
[11:38]	– Yeah. – Here.	-是啊 -来
[11:40]	Anyway, on to more important things.	好了 说说更重要的事
[11:42]	It’s a nine-hour flight.	这趟航程九小时
[11:43]	We can play Beast Slayers the whole time.	我们可以玩一路的《野兽杀手》
[11:46]	Are you excited?	你激动吗
[11:48]	I need your help to sit next to MJ.	我需要你帮我坐到MJ旁边
[11:52]	Seriously?	不是吧
[11:52]	Yes, seriously.	是的
[11:53]	What about our plan?	那我们的计划呢
[11:55]	American bachelors in Europe.	美国单身汉欧洲行
[11:57]	That’s your plan. That’s a solo plan.	那是你的计划 是个人计划
[11:58]	Come on, this is my plan.	拜托 这是我的计划
[12:03]	Please.	拜托了
[12:08]	Guys.	伙计们
[12:10]	There’s an old lady sitting in front of us	我们前面坐了个老太太
[12:12]	wearing a crazy amount of perfume,	擦了好多香水
[12:14]	and it’s kind of setting off Peter’s allergies.	有点引发彼得的过敏反应了
[12:18]	You know, Betty, if you could just	贝蒂 能不能麻烦你
[12:20]	switch seats with him, that would be…	跟他换个座位
[12:21]	He’s allergic to perfume?	他对香水过敏吗
[12:24]	Yeah, yeah, because, um, it…	是啊 因为…
[12:26]	It makes his eyes water,	他会开始流眼泪
[12:27]	– and he can’t really… – You said, Peter has a perfume allergy?	-还… -彼得对香水过敏吗
[12:31]	I’ll tell you from experience,	就我的亲身经验来说
[12:32]	perfume allergies are no joke.	香水过敏可不是小事
[12:33]	I can feel hives breaking out already.	我这就能感觉到红疹爆发了
[12:35]	MJ, stand up.	MJ起来
[12:37]	Ned, take MJ’s spot.	内德 你坐MJ这里
[12:39]	MJ, you take my spot.	MJ 你坐我这里
[12:40]	Peter, come with me, let’s get you out of there.	彼得 来 别坐那儿了
[12:42]	– Sorry. – Zach, Sebastian,	-抱歉 -扎克 塞巴斯蒂安
[12:44]	you take Ned and Peter’s seats.	你们去坐内德和彼得的座
[12:46]	Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention.	内德 谢谢你告知我此事
[12:49]	Your safety is my responsibility.	你们的安全是我的责任
[12:50]	And Mr. Dell’s, but he’s…	也是戴尔老师的责任 但他…
[12:53]	I got it for now. Let’s go, Peter!	现在你们有我 走吧 彼得
[12:56]	Let’s go!	走吧
[13:03]	Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle.	我膀胱小 我坐过道
[13:10]	So did you wanna play Beast Slayer?	你想玩《野兽杀手》吗
[13:13]	Nope.	不想
[13:15]	Have you ever played any kind of PC game or…?	你玩过电脑游戏吗
[13:17]	– No. – Got it.	-没有 -了解了
[13:20]	Did I tell you my wife pretended to Blip out?	我跟你讲过我妻子假装闪灭了吗
[13:24]	Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group.	原来 她是跟她登山队一男的跑了
[13:26]	We had a fake funeral for her and everything.	我们还为她举行了假葬礼
[13:28]	Well, the funeral was real	葬礼是真的
[13:29]	because I thought she was dead.	因为我真以为她死了
[13:31]	Do you wanna see the video?	你想看视频吗
[13:32]	I got a dual headphone adapter	我带了双耳机插口
[13:34]	if you wanna watch a movie.	你想看电影吗
[13:35]	Only if it’s depressing. Or hilarious.	只看致郁的 或搞笑的
[13:38]	You have a dual headphone adapter.	你带了双耳机插口
[13:40]	We can watch together.	我们一起看吧
[13:41]	Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,	下午好 女士们先生们
[13:43]	this is your captain speaking.	这里是机长
[13:44]	Our flight time today will be	今天的飞行时长为
[13:45]	eight hours, 49 minutes to Venice, Italy.	8小时49分钟 目的地是意大利威尼斯
[14:55]	Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane?	伙计 你看到布拉德和MJ在飞机上的样子了吗
[14:58]	They were watching movies and laughing the entire time.	他们整个航程中一直在看电影 欢笑
[15:00]	Dude, don’t worry, okay?	哥们 别担心了
[15:02]	I’m sure that’s nothing.	肯定没什么事的
[15:03]	Hey, babe.	宝贝
[15:04]	Can you hold this for me?	能帮我拿一下吗
[15:05]	– Yeah, of course. – Thanks.	-当然 -谢谢
[15:16]	What was that?	怎么回事
[15:18]	Well,	这个嘛
[15:19]	we acutally got to talking on the plane, and it turns out,	我们在机上聊了天 原来
[15:21]	we have a lot in common.	我们有好多共同点
[15:23]	So, uh, we’re boyfriend and girlfriend now.	所以我们现在是男女朋友了
[15:26]	Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe?	不是说要做畅游欧洲的美国单身汉吗
[15:28]	Peter, those were the words of a boy.	彼得 那是少年轻狂的傻话
[15:31]	And that boy met a woman.	那少年认识了一个女人
[15:34]	A very strong and powerful woman.	一个强势有力的女人
[15:37]	And now, that boy’s a man.	现在 少年成长为男人了
[15:39]	– Babe? – Coming, babe.	-宝贝 -来了 宝贝
[15:47]	There’s nothing in there. I swear.	里面没什么奇怪的东西 我发誓
[15:55]		你差点忘了这个 梅
[16:05]	These, no.	这个 不行
[16:16]	Sorry.	抱歉
[16:18]	– I’m here. – Wait, wait, wait.	-我来了 -等等
[16:20]	– I’m here. – Thank goodness.	-我来了 -谢天谢地
[16:56]	Looks like we’re here.	看来我们到了
[16:58]	They’re doing renovations to the place.	他们在进行翻修
[17:00]	– Getting some upgrades. – Oh, this is trash.	-进行升级 -这地方好烂
[17:02]	That must be the concierge. Okay.	那肯定是门房了 好
[17:04]	Come on, man.	不是吧
[17:06]	Everyone, here we are.	各位 我们到了
[17:12]	This place is sinking.	这地方在下沉
[17:14]	– You mean, “Charming.” – It stinks.	-是”有魅力”吧 -好臭
[17:16]	Okay, everybody, drop your bags off.	各位 去放包
[17:18]	We’re gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let’s go!	3点去达·芬奇博物馆见 快行动
[17:22]	– ¡Vámanos! – It’s “Andiamo.”	-快走吧[西语] -是快走[意大利语]
[17:23]	Andiamo!	快走
[17:24]	When in Rome, do as Romans do.	入乡随俗
[17:26]	When you’re in Venice, your socks get wet.	在威尼斯 就难免沾湿袜子
[17:34]	What’s up, Flash Mob? How you guys doing?	好啊 弗拉粉 你们怎么样
[17:36]	I’m here in St. Marco Polo’s…	我在圣马可波罗…
[17:40]	– This is so much fun. – Yeah?	-这太好玩了 -是吧
[18:05]	– Three, two, one… – Say pizza!	-三 二 一 -说披萨
[18:08]	Pizza!	披萨
[18:29]	– Buongiorno. – Buongiorno.	-早上好 -早上好
[18:33]	I’m looking for a, uh…	我想找…
[18:45]	It’s perfect.	完美
[18:57]	What?	什么
[18:58]	It’s the most perfect word in the world.	全世界最完美的词
[18:59]	Italians created it, and I discovered it.	意大利人发明的 被我发现了
[19:01]	What does it mean?	什么意思
[19:02]	That’s the thing. It can means a million things.	这就是重点 它能有无数意义
[19:04]	I can mean… I don’t know. Get out of my face.	能是…比如说 给我滚开的意思
[19:05]	I don’t know and get out of my face.	或是 我不知道 滚开
[19:07]	It’s the best thing Italy created, except for maybe espresso.	是意大利人最伟大的发明 或许除了浓缩咖啡吧
[19:10]	Oh, so you’ve been drinking espresso?	你喝浓缩咖啡了
[19:14]	German? American.	德国人 美国人
[19:16]	A rose for you.	买朵玫瑰吧
[19:20]	“Boh” is my new superpower.	这是我的新超能力了
[19:22]	It’s like the anti-“Aloha.”	就像”你好”[夏威夷语]的反义词
[19:23]	I was born to say this word.	我注定要说这个词
[19:26]	So, what’s in the bag?	包里是什么
[19:31]	Nice.	真行
[19:40]	Whoa, cool.	酷
[19:58]	What was that?	那是怎么回事
[20:22]	– Betty! You okay? – Yeah.	-贝蒂 你没事吧 -嗯
[20:25]	– Oh, my God! – Come on.	-天啊 -快来
[20:27]	Guys, we gotta go!	伙计们 我们得走了
[20:32]	– What is that? – I don’t know.	-那是什么 -我不知道
[20:33]	– What’ll you do? – I left my suit’s in the hotel room.	-你要怎么办 -我把战衣留在旅馆了
[20:35]	– Why? – I’m on vacation, Ned!	-为什么 -我在度假 内德
[20:37]	Everyone’s gonna see my face. Just get them out.	大家会看到我的脸的 快带他们走
[20:39]	– Go! Just go! – Go!	-走 快走 -快走
[20:50]	Get out of here. Go!	快走 走
[20:54]	Oh, my God.	天啊
[21:03]	Come on.	好吧
[21:18]	Oh, no, you don’t.	别想
[21:30]	You okay? Get out of here. Go!	没事吧 快走
[22:23]	Excuse me, sir!	不好意思 先生
[22:24]	I… I can help. Let me help.	我可以帮忙 让我帮忙吧
[22:26]	I’m really strong, and I’m sticky.	我很强壮 还很黏
[22:27]	I need to lead it away from the canals.	我需要把它引离运河
[22:55]	The da Vinci Museum.	达·芬奇博物馆
[22:57]	This is why we’re here in Venice.	我们就是为此来威尼斯
[22:59]	Oh, this is it.	就是这里
[23:00]	It’s closed.	闭馆了
[23:02]	What do you mean it’s closed? Till when?	什么叫闭馆了 到什么时候
[23:03]	November.	11月
[23:04]	You didn’t check the website?	你没查看网站吗
[23:06]	Oh, that’s a good idea.	这是个好想法
[23:23]	Oh, come on.	不是吧
[23:28]	Stay low, kids. We’ll be safe here.	趴下 孩子们 这里安全
[24:29]	Who is that guy?	那人是谁
[24:30]	I don’t know, but he’s kicking that water’s ass.	我不知道 但那水怪被他打得很惨
[25:03]	Yeah! Yeah!	好样的
[25:21]	It’s aliens. It has to be.	是外星人 肯定是
[25:23]	BuzzFeed says there’s a sailor, name Morris Bench,	消息网说有个水手 莫里斯·本奇
[25:25]	who was exposed to an experimental underwater generator	因接触实验性水下发电机
[25:28]	and got hydro powers.	而获得了水超能力
[25:29]	Yeah, you should definitely believe	是啊 你是该相信
[25:30]	everything you read on the Internet.	在网上读到的一切
[25:32]	– Spider-Man could take him. – What do you think it is?	-蜘蛛侠能打得过他 -你觉得是什么
[25:37]	You know, being a man of science…	作为一个相信科学的人
[25:40]	witches.	巫术
[25:41]	No, no, no. We wanna stay. We wanna stay.	不不不 我们想留下
[25:43]	It’s a good thing that I packed your suit, huh?	幸好我给你带上了战衣 是吧
[25:45]	I can’t believe you forgot it.	你居然给忘了
[25:47]	Yeah.	是啊
[25:48]	So, who was that guy that you were with?	跟你一起作战的那人是谁
[25:49]	Was that Mr. Strange?	那是斯特兰奇先生吗
[25:51]	Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange.	是斯特兰奇博士 梅
[25:54]	And, no, I don’t know who that was.	不 我不知道那是谁
[25:55]	It was a new guy.	是个新来的
[25:56]	– I was trying to help him, but… – Happy,	-我想帮他 但… -哈皮
[25:58]	that’s my lunch.	那是我的午餐
[25:59]	Don’t eat that one.	别吃那个
[26:00]	Happy’s there?	哈皮也在吗
[26:01]	Yeah, it’s Happy.	对 是哈皮
[26:04]	He’s here. He came by to volunteer.	他在这儿 来做志工
[26:05]	And he’s hanging around the office.	顺便来办公室看看
[26:08]	– And he wants to say hi. – I don’t want… Hi, Peter.	-他想跟你打个招呼 -我不想…彼得
[26:11]	Hey, Happy.	哈皮
[26:13]	Sorry, I’m working hard here. I gotta do a… A leaflet drop.	抱歉 我忙呢 我得送个传单
[26:18]	– What are you doing in…? – Glad you’re having a good time.	-你在干什么… -很高兴你玩得开心
[26:20]	Don’t worry, I’m really taking care of your aunt.	别担心 我会照顾好你婶婶
[26:25]	So how’s the plan going?	你的计划怎么样了
[26:29]	There’s been setbacks, for sure.	是遭遇了些挫折
[26:31]	Don’t over think it, just trust your instincts, you’ll be fine.	别想太多 相信直觉就好
[26:34]	I know. Love you. Bye.	我知道 爱你 再见
[26:38]	Who is that guy?	那人是谁
[26:39]	He’s Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.	他就像钢铁侠和托尔的集合体
[26:42]	He’s all right. He’s no Spider-Man.	他还行吧 他可不比蜘蛛侠
[26:44]	What is it with you and Spider-Man?	你为什么这么痴迷于蜘蛛侠
[26:47]	What? He’s just awesome, okay?	怎么了 他很赞的
[26:49]	He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he’s inspiring.	他保护本地社区 很激励人
[26:53]	He inspires me to be a better man.	他激励我做个更好的人
[26:55]	What’s up, dickwad?	好啊 蠢蛋
[26:56]	Thought you drowned.	我以为你淹死了
[27:01]	Sounds like his name’s Mysterio.	看来他名叫神秘客
[27:03]	“L’uomo del misterio”	那句话
[27:04]	is Italian for “Man of mystery.”	是意大利语 “神秘男子”
[27:06]	They don’t actually know who he is.	他们并不清楚他的身份
[27:08]	Mysterio.	神秘客
[27:10]	Cool name.	名字不错
[27:13]	Babe.	宝贝
[27:15]	So how much of that did you actually see?	你看到了多少
[27:17]	Not much. I was running.	没看到多少 我忙着跑呢
[27:19]	Right. Me too. I was also running…	是啊 我也是 我也忙着跑呢
[27:22]	away.	跑远
[27:25]	So Paris tomorrow.	明天去巴黎了
[27:27]	Go to the Eiffel Tower.	去埃菲尔铁塔
[27:29]	Should be great.	应该很棒
[27:29]	Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna	我读到它建造的秘密目的是作为头脑控制天线
[27:32]	to create an army of the insane.	以制造疯子大军
[27:35]	Which is why it’s my favorite destination on the whole trip.	所以那里是我整趟旅行最喜欢的目的地
[27:41]	What are you gonna do about the water monster?	你要怎么对付那个水怪
[27:44]	Nothing. It’s dead.	不做什么 它死了
[27:45]	Besides, that Mysterio guy’s all over it.	再说 那个神秘客都搞定了
[27:48]	Look, I just wanna spend time with MJ.	我只想跟MJ一起玩玩
[27:49]	We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me.	我们刚刚聊起巴黎 我觉得她是喜欢我的
[27:53]	That’s nice.	真不错
[27:54]	Reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love.	让我想起了我和贝蒂刚相爱时
[27:56]	I had just finished my fruit cobbler, and…	我刚吃完我的水果馅饼
[28:02]	You’re a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.	联系你可真不容易 蜘蛛侠
[28:10]	You’re Nick Fury.	你是尼克·弗瑞
[28:12]	And you just shot Ned.	你射晕了内德
[28:14]	Just a mild tranquilizer.	只是温和的麻醉剂
[28:16]	He’ll be all right.	他不会有事的
[28:17]	So good to finally meet you.	很高兴终于见到你了
[28:20]	I saw you at the funeral,	我在葬礼上看到你了
[28:21]	but I didn’t think that was a good time to exchange numbers.	但我觉得当时不是交换号码的好时机
[28:24]	No, that would’ve been really inappropriate.	是啊 那就太不合适了
[28:26]	– That’s what I just said. – Right.	-我不就这么说的吗 -是啊
[28:28]	The important thing is, you’re here.	重要的是 你到这儿了
[28:31]	I tried to bring you here.	我本想叫你来的
[28:32]	You avoided me, and now you’re here.	但你躲我 可现在你还是来了
[28:35]	What a coincidence.	真巧
[28:37]	Wait. Was this a coincidence?	等等 这是巧合吗
[28:40]	I used to know everything.	我以前无所不知
[28:42]	Then I come back five years later,	然后我消失了五年再回来
[28:44]	and now I know nothing.	现在我什么都不知道了
[28:46]	No intel, no team.	没有情报 没有团队
[28:49]	And a high school kid	一个高中小子
[28:51]	is dodging my calls.	都敢不接我电话
[28:55]	Here’s what I do know:	我知道的是
[28:58]	A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone.	一周前 墨西哥一村庄被一场龙卷风摧毁
[29:04]	Witnesses say that cyclone had a face.	目击者说 那龙卷风长了脸
[29:11]	Three days later, a similar event in Morocco.	三天后 摩洛哥发生类似事件
[29:16]	A village was…	一个村庄…
[29:19]	Just making the rounds.	来查个房
[29:20]	See if anyone needs any emotional counseling	看看经历了今天的创伤性事件
[29:22]	after today’s traumatic events.	是否有人需要情感咨询
[29:23]	No, we’ll be okay. We’re fine. Thank you.	不 我们没事的 谢谢
[29:26]	Great because I’m… I’m not qualified to actually…	很好 因为我其实没资格做…
[29:30]	Oh, he’s passed out.	他睡熟了
[29:31]	I’m really not qualified to do it anyway, so good night.	我反正也没那个资质 晚安了
[29:36]	That was my teacher. Sorry about that.	那是我老师 抱歉了
[29:38]	You were saying?	你刚刚在说
[29:39]	A village was destroyed by	一个村庄被摧毁
[29:41]	what may well be another world-threatening…	这可能又是一个威胁世界的…
[29:43]	Babe, you still awake?	宝贝 你还醒着吗
[29:44]	You’re not answering any of my texts.	你不回我短信
[29:46]	He’s asleep, Betty.	他睡着了 贝蒂
[29:48]	Oh, already?	这么早
[29:49]	– Yeah. – Okay.	-是啊 -好吧
[29:51]	That’s why it’s imperative…	所以 我们务必…
[29:53]	Boys. So that canal water today	孩子们 今天那运河的水
[29:55]	was filled with dangerous bacteria…	充满了危险的细菌
[29:57]	Another person touches that door,	再有人来敲门
[29:59]	you and I are going to attend another funeral.	你和我就又要参加一场葬礼了
[30:01]	Suit up.	穿战衣
[30:02]	Let me know if either of you develop vomiting.	如果你们俩有谁开始呕吐要告诉我
[30:08]	Stark left these for you.	斯塔克把这个留给了你
[30:10]	Really?	是吗
[30:22]	“Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.”	“欲戴王冠 必承其重”
[30:27]	Stark said you wouldn’t get that	斯塔克说你不会懂的
[30:29]	because it’s not a Star Wars reference.	因为不是《星战》梗
[30:36]	You can lose the mask.	摘了面罩吧
[30:37]	Everyone here has seen you without it.	这里的人都见过你的真身
[30:38]	You’d only be feigning anonymity	你只是无故
[30:40]	and breathing through spandex for no good reason.	装神秘 还要隔着布料呼吸
[30:48]	Come on.	走吧
[30:50]	Yeah.	好
[30:54]	Over there, we have Maria Hill.	那是玛丽亚·希尔
[30:58]	That is Dimitri.	这是德米崔
[31:01]	And this is Mr. Beck.	这是贝克先生
[31:07]	Mysterio?	神秘客
[31:09]	What?	什么
[31:10]	Doesn’t matter.	没什么
[31:11]	It’s what my friends have been calling you.	我朋友这么喊你
[31:14]	Well, you can call me Quentin.	你可以喊我昆廷
[31:19]	You handled yourself well out there today.	你今天的表现真出色
[31:21]	I saw what you did with the tower.	我看到你拉着那座钟塔了
[31:23]	We could use someone like you on my world.	我的世界就需要你这种人
[31:25]	Thanks.	谢谢
[31:27]	I’m sorry. Your world?	什么 你的世界
[31:28]	Mr. Beck is from Earth.	贝克先生是来自地球
[31:31]	Just not yours.	但不是你的地球
[31:33]	There are multiple realities, Peter.	现实有很多个 彼得
[31:34]	This is Earth Dimension 616. I’m from Earth 833.	这里是616号地球 我来自833号地球
[31:38]	I’m sorry, you’re saying there’s a multiverse?	抱歉 你是说存在多元宇宙吗
[31:41]	‘Cause I thought that was just theoretical.	我以为那只是个理论
[31:42]	I mean, that completely changes	这将完全改变
[31:43]	how we understand the initial singularity.	我们对初始奇点的理解
[31:45]	We’re talking about an eternal inflation system.	这可是个永恒膨胀的系统
[31:47]	How does that even work with all the quantum…?	那怎么行得通 那么多量…
[31:49]	It’s insane.	真是疯了
[31:52]	S-sorry. It’s really cool.	抱歉 好酷啊
[31:56]	Don’t ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.	不要为比其他人聪明而道歉
[32:01]	Anyway…	好了
[32:05]	They were born in stable orbits within black holes.	它们诞生于黑洞中的稳定轨道
[32:07]	Creatures formed from the primary elements:	是基本元素构成的生灵
[32:10]	Air, water, fire, earth.	气 水 火 土
[32:12]	The Science Division had a technical name.	科学部为它们起了学名
[32:15]	We just called them Elementals.	但我们喊它们元素怪
[32:17]	Versions of them exist across our mythologies.	它们的变体普遍存在于我们的神话中
[32:20]	Turns out, the myths are real.	原来传说都是真的
[32:22]	Like Thor.	就像托尔
[32:23]	Thor was a myth, and now I study him in my physics class.	托尔原是传说 但现在是我物理课的内容
[32:27]	These myths are threats.	这些传说是威胁
[32:29]	They first materialized on my Earth many years ago.	它们最初于多年前在我的地球上实体化
[32:32]	We mobilized and fought them,	我们调动力量与它们交手
[32:33]	but with each battle, they grew, got stronger.	但它们随着每场战斗愈发强大
[32:36]	I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them.	我是仅剩的最后一支阻止它们的军团的一员
[32:39]	All we did was delay the inevitable.	但我们只推迟了不可避免的结局
[32:41]	The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates.	元素怪又来到了这里 袭击相同的地点
[32:45]	Our satellites confirm it.	卫星已证实了这点
[32:46]	So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three.	所以感谢贝克先生摧毁了另三个
[32:49]	There’s only one left: fire.	现在只剩一个了 火
[32:51]	The strongest of them all.	它们中最强的一个
[32:53]	The one that destroyed my Earth.	摧毁了我的地球的那个
[32:56]	It’s the one that took my family.	也是杀死我家人的那个
[33:02]	I’m sorry.	我很遗憾
[33:03]	And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours.	再过大概48小时 它就会出现在布拉格
[33:06]	We have one mission: kill it.	我们只有一项任务 干掉它
[33:09]	And you’re coming with us.	你要跟我们一起来
[33:12]	I’m sorry, did you say Prague?	抱歉 你是说布拉格吗
[33:15]	Mr. Fury, this all seems like bigtime,	弗瑞先生 这似乎是很严重的事
[33:17]	you know, huge superhero kind of stuff.	很重大的 超级英雄的那种事
[33:20]	And, I mean, I’m just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.	我只是友好邻居蜘蛛侠 先生
[33:23]	Bitch, please. You’ve been to space.	少来了 你上过太空呢
[33:25]	I know, but that was an accident.	我知道 但那是意外
[33:26]	Sir, come on. There’s gotta be someone else you can use.	先生 拜托 你肯定还能找别人吧
[33:30]	– What about Thor? – Off-world.	-托尔呢 -去别的世界了
[33:32]	Okay, um, Doctor Strange.	好吧 斯特兰奇博士
[33:34]	– Unavailable. – Captain Marvel.	-没空 -惊奇队长
[33:35]	Don’t invoke her name.	别跟我提她
[33:36]	Sir, look, I really wanna help. I do.	先生 我真的想帮忙的
[33:39]	But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip,	但如果我婶婶得知我离开了大部队
[33:41]	she’s gonna kill me.	她会杀了我的
[33:41]	And if I’m seen like this in Europe	经过了华盛顿纪念堂的事
[33:43]	after the Washington Monument,	如果我再这样在欧洲出现
[33:44]	my whole class will figure out who I am, and then…	我全班同学都会猜到我的身份
[33:46]	Then the whole world will figure out who I am,	那全世界就都知道我的身份了
[33:48]	then I’m done.	我就完了
[33:50]	Okay.	好吧
[33:52]	I understand.	我理解
[33:55]	I’m sorry, what?	抱歉 什么
[33:56]	Why don’t you get back before your teachers miss you	你快回去吧 别被老师发现你不见了
[33:59]	and become suspicious.	起了疑心
[34:01]	Dimitri.	德米崔
[34:03]	Take him back to the hotel, please.	带他回旅馆去
[34:05]	Yes.	好
[34:06]	Thank you, Mr. Fury.	谢谢 弗瑞先生
[34:08]	And, uh, good luck.	祝你们好运
[34:12]	See you, kid.	回见 孩子
[34:13]	Yeah, see you.	好 回见
[34:17]	– Bye, ma’am. – Yeah.	-再见 女士 -嗯
[34:24]	Okay, drink lots of water.	好 多喝水
[34:25]	I’m gonna get you a vitamin C pill.	我给你找维C片剂
[34:27]	You cannot get sick, okay, babe?	你可不能生病 好吗 宝贝
[34:29]	Okay. Thanks, baby.	好 谢谢 宝贝
[34:30]	Hey, man, are you sure you’re good?	伙计 你真没事吗
[34:32]	Oh, dude, I’m fine.	哥们 我没事
[34:33]	– Okay. Nice. – Don’t worry.	-好 -别担心
[34:35]	Seriously, getting tranq’d in the neck by Nick Fury,	说真的 被尼克·弗瑞的麻醉剂刺中脖子
[34:38]	probably the coolest thing ever happen to me anyway.	可能是我遇到的最酷的事了
[34:40]	– It is pretty awesome. – Yeah.	-是挺酷的 -是啊
[34:41]	I’m just happy I don’t have to go to Prague.	我只是庆幸我不用去布拉格
[34:43]	– Seriously. – Good news.	-是啊 -好消息
[34:44]	We’re going to Prague.	我们要去布拉格了
[34:47]	– What? – Prague?	-什么 -布拉格
[34:48]	Yeah. Tour company called. They upgraded us.	是啊 旅游公司来电 他们给我们升了级
[34:52]	You should’ve heard me on the phone with them.	你们真该听到我怎么在电话上教训他们的
[34:53]	I really gave them hell.	我让他们知道厉害了
[34:55]	All I heard was crying.	我只听到你哭了
[34:56]	Look at our upgraded ride.	看我们的升级版交通工具
[34:58]	Bro, you see that?	哥们 看啊
[34:59]	It’s pretty sick.	太赞了
[35:00]	I’m impressed, Mr. Harrington.	厉害啊 哈林顿老师
[35:02]	Oh, come on.	不是吧
[35:04]	Peter, what…? What’s going on?	彼得 怎么…这怎么回事
[35:07]	I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.	我觉得尼克·弗瑞挟持了我们的暑假假期
[35:11]	I’m, uh, Mr. Harrington to the kids…	我是哈林顿老师 孩子们的…
[35:14]	– Oh, all right. – Okay.	-好吧 -好
[35:16]	Awesome.	太赞了
[35:18]	Yeah. Awesome.	是啊 赞
[35:43]	Yo, what’s up, Flash Mob? It’s your boy, the Big F,	好啊 弗拉粉 是F哥
[35:46]	cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri.	我的私人司机德米崔在带我游览阿尔卑斯山
[36:10]	“For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.	“给下一个托尼·斯塔克 我信任你
[36:12]	Say EDITH.”	说伊迪丝”
[36:16]	Stand by for retinal and biometric scan.	准备进行虹膜和生物识别扫描
[36:20]	Retinal and biometric scan accepted.	虹膜和生物识别扫描吻合
[36:22]	– Hello? – Hello, Peter.	-你好 -你好 彼得
[36:24]	I am EDITH,	我是伊迪丝
[36:25]	Tony Stark’s augmented-reality security and defense system.	托尼·斯塔克增强现实安全和防御系统
[36:29]	– So he made you for me? – No.	-他为我造了你吗 -不是
[36:31]	– But you have access to all of Tony’s protocols. – Cool.	-但你能使用托尼所有的协议 -酷
[36:35]	Would you like to see what I can do?	你想看看我的功能吗
[36:42]	EDITH stands for “Even dead, I’m the hero.”	伊迪丝是”死后我仍是英雄”的缩写
[36:46]	Tony loved his acronyms.	托尼就喜欢缩写
[36:48]	Yeah, he did.	是啊
[36:49]	I have access to the entire Stark Global Security network,	我能调用整个斯塔克全球安全网络
[36:52]	including multiple defense satellites,	包括多个国防卫星
[36:54]	as well as back doors to all major telecommunication networks.	以及各大电讯网络的后门
[36:57]		妈妈 威尼斯好疯狂 你能再给我汇点钱吗
[36:57]		看来情况好转了 可算交好运了
[37:05]	Is MJ texting?	MJ在发短信吗
[37:09]	No. Don’t look at it. Don’t look at it.	不 别看
[37:10]	That’s wrong. That’s wrong.	那是不对的
[37:30]	Petrol and toilets. Ten minutes!	加油 上厕所 10分钟
[37:33]	Flash Mob, this is what we doing out here…	弗拉粉 我们就在做这个…
[37:34]	Toilet, toilet, toilet. Which way to the toilet?	厕所 厕所在哪边
[37:37]	Ten minutes, everyone.	10分钟 各位
[37:39]	Dimitri, where exactly are we?	德米崔 我们究竟在哪
[37:44]	– Okay. – Oh, my gosh,	-好吧 -天啊
[37:45]	– I’ll figure it out. – it’s so sick.	-我自己搞明白吧 -这里太赞了
[37:47]	It’s beautiful.	真美啊
[37:49]	What?	干什么
[38:03]	Hello.	你好
[38:04]	Close the door.	关门
[38:11]	I’m Peter Parker.	我是彼得·帕克
[38:13]	Take off your clothes.	脱衣服
[38:16]	– Excuse me? – You told Fury	-什么 -你跟弗瑞说
[38:18]	Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe.	蜘蛛侠不能出现在欧洲
[38:20]	So I made you this, another suit.	所以我给你另做了套战衣
[38:24]	Thank you.	谢谢
[38:26]	I’m sure it fits fine. I don’t need to try…	肯定合身的 我不用试…
[38:28]	– Take off your clothes. – Okay.	-脱衣服 -好
[38:32]	Sure.	行
[38:36]	– It’s a little embarrassing. – Now. Hurry up.	-有点尴尬 -快点的
[38:37]	This is weird.	好奇怪
[38:43]	No, no, no. Don’t…	不不 别
[38:48]	Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom.	抱歉 我以为这是厕所
[38:50]	This is not what it looks like.	不是看上去那样的
[38:51]	– Just… – Yeah.	-别 -好吧
[38:53]	What are you doing?	你干什么
[38:53]	– Brad. – I’ll leave you two alone.	-布拉德 -不打扰你们了
[38:54]	Oh, my God.	天啊
[38:55]	Don’t shoot anybody. Brad?	别开枪 布拉德
[38:57]	It’s not what it looks like, buddy.	不是看上去那样的 伙计
[38:59]	– Hey, man, look, that’s… – Look, Peter,	-哥们 听着 -彼得
[39:01]	I’m not here to judge your life choices, dude.	我不会评判你的人生选择 哥们
[39:03]	If you want to hook up with some random European chick,	如果你想在学校旅游期间 找个陌生欧洲妹
[39:05]	– on our school trip, that’s on you. – No.	-来一发 那是你的事 -不
[39:06]	That’s not what that was, honestly.	不是那样的 真的
[39:07]	I can’t pretend I didn’t see what I saw.	我不能假装我没看到那一幕
[39:09]	I know you’re trying to get with MJ. It’s obvious.	我知道你想泡MJ 太明显了
[39:12]	– But I like her too. – Wait a minute.	-但我也喜欢她 -等等的
[39:14]	You cannot show her that photo, dude. Come on.	你不能给她看那张照片 哥们 拜托
[39:16]	I’m sorry, man. I have to.	抱歉 我必须给她看
[39:18]	She deserves the truth.	她应该知道真相
[39:21]	Okay, put your one foot in front of the other,	好了 一次一只脚
[39:23]	and, everybody, back on the bus.	都给我上车
[39:25]	It’s been 10 minutes. Let’s go!	10分钟了 快走
[39:34]	– EDITH? – Hello, Peter.	-伊迪丝 -你好 彼得
[39:36]	How can I help you?	有什么需要帮助的
[39:38]	There’s this guy in my class who’s gonna ruin everything…	我班上有个人要毁了一切了…
[39:39]	Peter, I’m having difficulty hearing you.	彼得 我听不清你说话
[39:41]	Can you please speak up?	可以大声点吗
[39:44]	Brad Davis. He has a photo of me.	布拉德·戴维斯 他拍了张我的照片
[39:46]	Brad Davis. Is he a target?	布拉德·戴维斯 他是目标吗
[39:48]	Is Brad a target?	布拉德是目标吗
[39:55]	Yeah. He’s a target. He’s a target.	对 他是目标
[39:57]	Copy that.	收到
[39:58]	Target is Brad Davis.	目标是布拉德·戴维斯
[40:00]	Initiating strike.	启动攻击
[40:02]	Initiating what, now?	启动什么
[40:02]	Intercept point determined.	拦截点已确定
[40:04]	– Releasing kill vehicle. – EDITH.	-出动击杀战机 -伊迪丝
[40:29]	– Oh, my God. – Dope glasses, Parker.	-天啊 -眼镜真酷 帕克
[40:31]	– How’d you pay for these? – Flash, give them back.	-你怎么买得起 -弗拉士 还我
[40:33]	– No, no, no. – Give it to me, Flash.	-不不不 -还我 弗拉士
[40:34]	– I’m really paying you a compliment. – Please give me…	-我在真心称赞你 -还我…
[40:37]	I’m so sorry.	真对不起
[40:40]	EDITH, don’t kill Brad.	伊迪丝 别杀布拉德
[40:42]	Peter, do you want me to cancel	彼得 你是否要我取消
[40:43]	the drone strike on Brad Davis?	针对布拉德·戴维斯的无人机打击
[40:44]	– Did you just punch Flash? – No.	-你刚打了弗拉士吗 -没有[否]
[40:46]	Firing.	开火
[40:50]	Oh, look out!	小心
[40:55]	This is not the autobahn!	这可不是高速路
[40:57]	EDITH.	伊迪丝
[41:02]	Commencing second strike.	开始第二次打击
[41:03]	Peter. Plant your fanny and buckle up, right now.	彼得 马上给我坐在座位上 系好安全带
[41:06]	Look at the baby mountain goats!	看那些小山羊
[41:07]	– Baby mountain goats? – Ooh, I see them.	-小山羊 -我看到了
[41:24]	I don’t see any mountain goats.	我没看到小山羊
[41:26]	You missed them.	你错过了
[41:28]	I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter…	我知道你以为我们都没发现 彼得
[41:30]	What?	什么
[41:31]	…but your new look, I love it.	但你的新造型 我喜欢
[41:35]	– Right, babe? – Thanks.	-是吧 宝贝 -谢谢
[41:36]	Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European.	是啊 成熟 有格调 很欧洲
[41:39]	Oh, man.	天啊
[41:41]	Let’s try that again.	我们再来一次
[41:44]	This is so weird. It was right here on my phone.	好奇怪 本来就在我手机里的
[41:46]	– I-I… – Yeah. Weird.	-我… -是啊 奇怪
[42:19]	– Freaking beautiful. – This is amazing.	-太美了 -这可真棒
[42:22]	This place is so classy.	这地方好高档
[42:24]	Yeah, so why are we here?	是啊 我们为什么会来这里
[42:26]	Speak for yourself.	那是你的感觉
[42:28]	I’m home.	我可是到家了
[42:29]	What can I say?	我还能说什么
[42:31]	The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease.	会叫的轮子有升级油抹
[42:33]	Everyone get settled in, rest up because tonight, big surprise,	大家安顿下来 休息好 今晚 大惊喜哦
[42:37]	is Prague’s annual…	是布拉格的年度
[42:39]	– …Carnival of Lights. – Yeah!	-光之嘉年华 -好啊
[42:41]	– Hello? – Parker, it’s Hill.	-喂 -帕克 我是希尔
[42:43]	There’s an earpiece with your suit.	你的战衣上有耳机
[42:44]	Put it on and await further instructions.	戴上 等待进一步指示
[42:46]	– Understood? – Uh, yes, ma’am.	-明白了吗 -是 女士
[42:48]	– Yeah. – Hey, man.	-好 -伙计
[42:49]	Look, I am so sorry	如果我让你觉得
[42:51]	if I seem like I’m preoccupied with my relationship.	我只顾着自己恋爱 那很抱歉
[42:54]	You know, I’m still your guy in the chair.	我还是你的技术支援
[42:56]	No, it’s all good. Don’t worry about it.	不 没事 别担心
[42:57]	– Okay. Great, great. – It’s fine.	-那太好了 -没事
[43:00]	So, what’s the status on the Elemental thing?	那些元素怪什么情况了
[43:03]	– Where’s it gonna happen? – Uh, here in the city.	-会在哪里出现 -在这座城市里
[43:05]	– Peter, we’re here. – I know, I know. It’s not good.	-彼得 我们在这儿呢 -我知道 不妙
[43:08]	It’s… I’m figuring it out.	我在想办法呢
[43:09]	You have to do something, Peter, please.	你得做点什么 彼得 拜托
[43:11]	We’re all counting on you.	我们都指望你了
[43:13]	– Ned. – Yeah. Yeah, babe.	-内德 -来了 宝贝
[43:14]	The good news is, we’ve all got our own rooms.	好消息是 我们都有单间
[43:17]	– It’s about time. – Serious?	-可算 -不是吧
[43:19]	– Parker? Parker! – Yes, sir.	-帕克 -是 先生
[43:22]	That thing is going to be here in a few hours.	那玩意几小时后就来了
[43:24]	– Are we boring you? – He’s not bored.	-我们让你无聊了吗 -他不是无聊
[43:27]	He’s just thinking about how you kidnapped him.	他只是在想被你绑架来的事
[43:28]	He had obstacles.	他有困难
[43:30]	I removed them.	我解决掉了困难
[43:32]	And they still won’t evacuate the city.	他们还是不肯疏散城市
[43:35]	Idiots.	白痴
[43:37]	So, what’s the plan, Parker?	怎么办 帕克
[43:39]	I will be in the cathedral tower,	我去大教堂塔楼
[43:41]	keeping watch for the fire monster.	留意火怪的出现
[43:42]	When that shows up, I will radio you guys,	等它出现 我就呼叫你们
[43:45]	– and then Mr. Beck and I will… – My name is Mysterio.	-然后我和贝克先生 -我叫神秘客
[43:51]	That’s when Mysterio and I will move in.	然后我和神秘客就冲上去
[43:54]	Peter, listen to me.	彼得 听我说
[43:55]	The best hope you have, the only hope,	最好的结果 唯一的好结果
[43:58]	is to stop it here now,	就是现在阻止它
[43:59]	no matter what the cost.	不惜一切
[44:01]	Maneuver it away from civilians if you can,	尽量带他远离市民
[44:03]	but most important, keep it away from metal.	但最重要的是让它远离金属
[44:07]	If it gets too big,	如果它长得太大
[44:08]	it’ll be able to draw power from the Earth’s core.	就能开始汲取地球内核的力量
[44:10]	After that, there’s no way to stop it.	那样的话 它就不可阻挡了
[44:17]	Hey, man, my friends are here.	我的朋友都在这里呢
[44:19]	I can’t help but think that we’re putting them in danger.	我忍不住觉得我们给他们带来了危险
[44:21]	You’re worried about us hurting your friends?	你还担心我们伤害你的朋友
[44:25]	You, who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus?	你 调动无人机袭击你自己的学校旅游大巴
[44:30]	Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar	斯塔克给了你一套价值百万的
[44:33]	A.R. Tactical intelligence system,	现实增强战术情报系统
[44:35]	and the first thing you do with it	你首先就拿它
[44:37]	is try and blow up your friends.	去炸你朋友
[44:38]	It’s clear to me that you were not ready for this.	在我看来 你显然没做好准备
[44:50]	Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing.	弗瑞叫我来看看你
[44:53]	He just… He felt bad about snapping at you.	他对冲你发脾气感到过意不去
[44:55]	Really?	是吗
[44:56]	You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right?	这个地球上有反讽这回事吧
[45:01]	How you feeling?	你感觉怎么样
[45:06]	I didn’t think I was gonna have to save the world this summer.	我没想到我这个暑假还得拯救世界
[45:10]	I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just…	我知道这话听上去很混蛋 但…
[45:14]	I had this plan with this girl that I really like…	我本来计划好了跟我喜欢的女孩…
[45:18]	and now it’s all ruined.	现在都毁了
[45:27]	You’re not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid.	想要正常生活不叫混蛋 孩子
[45:32]	It’s a hard path.	这条路很艰辛
[45:34]	You see things. You do things.	你会看到一些事 会做一些事
[45:36]	You make choices.	你要做出选择
[45:38]	People look up to you…	人们敬仰你
[45:42]	and even if you win a battle, sometimes they die.	即便你赢得战役 有时也会死人
[45:45]	I like you, Peter. You’re a good kid.	我喜欢你 彼得 你是个好孩子
[45:49]	There’s a part of me that wants me to tell you, just…	我心里有些想对你说
[45:52]	turn around, run away from all this.	转身离开这一切
[45:54]	Then there’s another part of me	但我心里又清楚
[45:56]	that knows what we’re about to fight,	我们要对付的东西是什么样
[45:58]	what’s at stake, and I’m glad you’re here.	这关乎到什么 我很高兴有你在
[46:03]	Me too.	我也是
[46:04]	But you’re worried about your friends.	但你担心你的朋友
[46:07]	Yeah.	对
[46:09]	Just always feel like I’m putting them in danger.	我觉得我总害他们有危险
[46:11]	Look, just get them inside	让他们待在室内
[46:14]	and keep them in a safe place for just a few hours.	在安全处待几小时就行
[46:17]	They’ll be all right.	他们会没事的
[46:19]	It’s really nice to have somebody to talk to about	能有个人一起聊聊
[46:23]	superhero stuff, you know?	超级英雄的事真好
[46:26]	Anytime.	不客气
[46:27]	And, hey, we survive this,	如果我们活下来了
[46:30]	you’ll have all summer to kill Brad.	你还有一整个暑假能杀布拉德呢
[46:35]	See you out there.	待会儿见
[46:37]	All right.	好
[46:42]	Scusi.	对不起
[46:43]	Sorry, that’s Italian.	抱歉 那是意大利语
[46:48]	Okay. EDITH? Oh, come on.	好了 伊迪丝 快点
[46:51]	Hello, Peter.	你好 彼得
[46:53]	I need to find a way to keep my friends	我需要想个办法让我的朋友们
[46:54]	inside the next few hours.	接下来几小时待在室内
[46:56]	Let’s see what we can do.	我们想想办法吧
[46:58]	Good news.	好消息
[46:59]	We’re going to the opera!	我们要去看歌剧
[47:01]	– You’re kidding me. – The opera?	-开什么玩笑 -歌剧
[47:03]	Don’t look at me.	别看我
[47:04]	What happened to the carnival?	不是说去嘉年华吗
[47:05]	This is upgrade living, guys.	这就是升级人生
[47:07]	Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets.	来嘛 门票是旅游公司送的
[47:11]	For free!	免费哦
[47:12]	Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost?	你们知道歌剧门票多贵吗
[47:14]	No,	不知道
[47:15]	because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever.	因为我们没有人想去看歌剧 从来不想
[47:19]	Well, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us.	我觉得这是我们增长文化知识的好机会
[47:21]	Thank you, Ned.	谢谢 内德
[47:23]	Everyone, this is gonna be, maybe,	各位 这或许将是
[47:26]	the best four hours of our whole trip.	我们整个旅程中最棒的四小时
[47:29]	Four hours?	四小时
[47:30]	Guys, I think this is gonna be fun. Seriously.	各位 我觉得这会很好玩的 真的
[47:36]	I bet now you’re all happy that I had you pack a nice outfit.	你们肯定都庆幸我让你们带身好衣服了吧
[47:39]	Yeah, because we’d much rather go to a four-hour opera	是啊 因为我们更想去看四小时的歌剧
[47:41]	instead of the biggest party in the world.	而不是全世界最大的派对
[47:43]	Again, don’t look at me.	再说一次 跟我无关
[47:46]	Parker, do you copy?	帕克 收到吗
[47:48]	Comm check, one, two.	通讯检查 一 二
[47:52]	Okay, here we are.	好 我们到了
[47:54]	Beat the rush.	在人流之前到了
[47:55]	Yeah, the rush out.	是啊 是往外走的人流
[47:57]	Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house.	我们走运 有最好的座位
[48:01]	Let’s go.	走吧
[48:05]	I’ll save you a seat.	我给你留个位置
[48:13]	You look really pretty.	你真美
[48:15]	And therefore, I have value?	因此我才有价值吗
[48:17]	No. No, that’s not what I meant at all. I was just…	不 我完全不是那意思
[48:19]	I’m messing with you.	我在逗你呢
[48:22]	– Thank you. – You’re welcome.	-谢谢 -不客气
[48:24]	– You look pretty too. – Thank you.	-你也很帅气 -谢谢
[48:27]	– Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses! – So cute.	-天啊 歌剧眼镜 -好可爱
[48:29]	– Can I…? – Yeah.	-我能… -好
[48:31]	Want to go in on a pair?	想要一副吗
[48:34]	You mean, sit next to each other?	我们坐一起吗
[48:35]	Yeah.	好啊
[48:37]	Are you in position?	你就位了吗
[48:38]	– No. – Okay. No…	-没有[不想] -好吧 算了
[48:40]	Why the hell not? Parker?	为什么没有 帕克
[48:41]	You don’t want to sit next to me,	你不想跟我坐一起吗
[48:42]	or, no, you just don’t want the glasses?	还是不想要眼镜
[48:45]	I didn’t mean that.	我不是那意思
[48:47]	If you go ahead, I’ll go grab us a pair.	你先去吧 我去给我们买一副
[48:50]	I’ll save you a seat next to me.	我在我旁边给你留个座位
[48:53]	– Awesome. – A lot of seats,	-好 -座位很多
[48:54]	so I’ll be up there.	我就在那边
[48:56]	Okay.	好
[48:57]	– Parker. – No, I’m coming. I’m…	-帕克 -我就来
[49:00]	I gotta go.	我得走了
[49:02]	Could you just tell MJ that I’m sick or something?	你能跟MJ说我病了什么的吗
[49:04]	Okay. Be careful.	好吧 小心点
[49:06]	And Peter, whatever you do,	彼得 无论如何
[49:07]	please steer the monster away from the opera house.	千万让怪物离歌剧院远点
[49:11]	Yeah, Ned, I know.	内德 我知道
[49:12]	– Okay. – Okay?	-好 -好吧
[49:13]	– Yeah. – Gotta go.	-嗯 -我走了
[49:30]	Parker! You better be on your way.	帕克 你最好要来了
[49:33]	Coming.	来了
[49:40]	Where do you think she’s going?	你觉得她是去哪
[49:41]	Do you think she’s going to the carnival?	会是去嘉年华吗
[49:42]	– Oh, I… I don’t… – We should go, too.	-我不… -我们也该去
[49:44]	Yes, we should go.	对 我们去吧
[49:45]	Come on, let’s go.	我们走吧 走
[49:46]	Come on.	走
[50:03]	All right. I’m in position.	好 我就位了
[50:06]	As soon as I see something, Beck, I’ll, uh…	我一看到什么 贝克
[50:08]	I’ll let you know.	我就告诉你
[50:09]	– Roger that. – How’s the suit?	-收到 -战衣如何
[50:11]	The suit’s great. It’s awesome.	很好 很棒
[50:14]	It’s a little tight around the old web-shooter.	射网处有点紧
[50:16]	Parker!	帕克
[50:17]	Okay, I’ll shut up.	我闭嘴了
[50:18]	Oh, my God, babe, isn’t this beautiful?	天啊 宝贝 这多美啊
[50:20]	Yeah, it’s real beautiful, babe.	是啊 真美啊 宝贝
[50:23]	– What’s wrong? – You know, honestly, I just…	-怎么了 -老实说
[50:26]	I don’t do well with big crowds, so maybe we should…	我不是很适应人多 要不我们…
[50:29]	I have the perfect thing.	我知道怎么办
[50:31]	Come on.	走
[50:41]	Don’t worry, babe.	别担心 宝贝
[50:42]	We’ll get away from the crowds, get some fresh air.	我们能远离人群 呼吸点新鲜空气
[50:44]	You’ll feel a thousand times better.	你会感觉好得多的
[50:51]	Energy spiking.	能量激增
[50:52]	We have seismic activity.	还有地震活动
[51:05]	Okay, he’s here!	他出现了
[51:06]	Beck, are you ready?	贝克 准备好了吗
[51:07]	You know what to do.	你知道怎么办
[51:09]	On your lead, Spider-Man.	听你的 蜘蛛侠
[51:16]	No, come back!	不 回来
[51:17]	Come back and help us!	回来救我们
[51:26]	You’re up, kid.	你上吧 孩子
[51:39]	Wait, wait. Is that…?	等等 那是…
[51:41]	Do you think that’s Spider-Man?	你觉得那是蜘蛛侠吗
[51:43]	No, no, no.	不不不
[51:44]	It’s a European rip-off version of him.	那是他的欧洲山寨货
[51:46]	I was actually read about him the other day. It’s not him.	我前两天还看他的报道了 不是他
[52:01]	No, Beck! He’s got the carousel!	不 贝克 他吸收了旋转木马
[52:03]	He’s getting bigger!	他在变大了
[52:05]	What’s his name? What’s his name?	他叫什么
[52:07]	It’s Night… Night Monkey.	是夜猴侠
[52:09]	– Night Monkey? – Yeah. Yeah.	-夜猴侠 -对 对
[52:11]	Night Monkey!	夜猴侠
[52:12]	– Yeah. – Night Monkey, help!	-对 -夜猴侠 救命
[52:13]	Night Monkey.	夜猴侠
[52:14]	– Save us! – What?	-救我们 -什么
[52:15]	Night Monkey, we’re stuck!	夜猴侠 我们困住了
[52:16]	– Oh, no, no. – Help us! Help!	-不不 -救命
[52:33]	Are you okay?	你没事吧
[52:38]	– On to Plan B? – Yeah!	-执行B计划吧 -好
[52:40]	We gotta hit him with something he can’t absorb!	我们得拿它无法吸收的东西打它
[52:41]	I go left, you go right!	我左 你右
[52:43]	Now!	动手
[53:00]	Okay, shoot him!	好 打它
[53:02]	Yeah!	好
[53:05]	That hurt him. Keep it coming.	伤到它了 继续
[53:15]	Spider-Man, keep your distance.	蜘蛛侠 保持距离
[53:17]	I’m trying!	我在尽力
[53:19]	Can’t let him get near the Ferris wheel.	别让它靠近摩天轮
[53:21]	Okay. I’m on it!	好 看我的
[53:46]	What is that?!	那是什么
[53:55]	Betty! Betty!	贝蒂 贝蒂
[54:17]	That’s it! Nice! Nice! You got him!	就这样 好样的 你打中它了
[54:27]	No, no, no.	不不不
[54:35]	It’s too late.	太迟了
[54:37]	Whatever happens…	不管发生什么
[54:40]	I’m glad we met.	很高兴我们相识一场
[54:41]	Beck, what are you doing?	贝克 你要干什么
[54:44]	What I should have done last time.	我上次该干的事
[54:51]	Beck, don’t do it!	贝克 别
[54:57]	Beck!	贝克
[55:19]	Mr. Beck?	贝克先生
[55:23]	Oh, thank God.	谢天谢地
[55:33]	I would totally kiss you,	我真想亲你
[55:34]	but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.	但我觉得我刚有点吐在嘴里了
[55:40]	I might have a mint.	我可能有薄荷糖
[55:44]	So it’s over?	结束了吗
[55:45]	That was the last of them.	那是最后一个了
[55:47]	But not the last threat we’ll ever face.	但不会是我们最后一次面临威胁
[55:50]	We need to stay vigilant.	我们得保持警惕
[55:54]	There’s a void in this world for someone like you.	这世界正缺你这样的人
[55:56]	Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.	希尔和我明天要去柏林的欧警总部
[56:00]	You should join us.	你该一起来
[56:03]	Thank you. I just might take you up on that.	谢谢 我可能真会去
[56:17]	You got gifts, Parker,	你有天赋 帕克
[56:19]	but you didn’t wanna be here.	但你不想来
[56:20]	Mr. Fury, I…	弗瑞先生
[56:21]	I’d love to have you in Berlin too.	我希望你也能去柏林
[56:24]	But you got to decide whether you’re going to step up or not.	但你得想好 你要不要挺身而出
[56:29]	Stark chose you.	斯塔克选了你
[56:30]	He made you an Avenger.	他让你做了复仇者
[56:33]	I need that.	我需要那个
[56:35]	The world needs that.	世界也需要
[56:38]	Maybe Stark was wrong.	或许斯塔克错了
[56:43]	Was he?	是吗
[56:47]	The choice is yours.	选择权在你
[57:03]	Let’s get a drink.	我们去喝一杯吧
[57:08]	I’m not 21.	我没到21
[57:20]	You gotta celebrate. We did something good tonight.	你该庆祝 我们今晚做了好事
[57:23]	Yeah.	是啊
[57:25]	Fury was right.	弗瑞是对的
[57:27]	Tony did a lot for me, so…	托尼为我做了好多事
[57:29]	I owe it to him, to everybody.	我欠他的 欠大家的
[57:32]	Do you?	是吗
[57:34]	Yeah. I mean…	对
[57:37]	Mr. Stark gave me the chance to be more.	斯塔克先生给了我成长的机会
[57:40]	He wanted me to be better than him.	他希望我做的比他好
[57:42]	And Fury just wants me to live up to that.	弗瑞希望我不负他的期望
[57:44]	What do you want, Peter?	那你想要什么 彼得
[57:46]	– What do you mean? – What do you want?	-什么意思 -你想要什么
[57:50]	I don’t know.	我不知道
[57:51]	What do you want? You, Peter Parker. Now.	你想要什么 彼得·帕克 就现在
[57:52]	I know you’re thinking about it.	我知道你在想
[57:53]	I wanna go on my trip, right?	我想去旅我的行
[57:55]	I want to go back on my trip with my friends.	我想回去跟朋友们一起旅行
[57:58]	And go to the top of the Eiffel Tower	跟我喜欢的姑娘
[58:01]	with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel, and…	去埃菲尔铁塔顶层 然后向她告白
[58:06]	give her a kiss.	吻她
[58:08]	Shut up, man.	闭嘴啦
[58:10]	You’re not gonna do that, are you?	你不会那么做 是吧
[58:11]	– No, I can’t. – Why not?	-我不能 -为什么不能
[58:13]	Because I have too much of a responsibility.	因为我还有太多责任
[58:18]	– Oh, my God. Thank you so much. – What are those?	-天啊 非常感谢 -那是什么
[58:20]	– Are those the…? – EDITH glasses, yeah.	-那是… -伊迪丝眼镜 是啊
[58:22]	They were just on the floor?	之前掉地上了吗
[58:24]	Try them on. Let’s see how they look like.	戴上试试 让我看看
[58:25]	– Yeah? – Yeah.	-是吗 -嗯
[58:30]	I actually really like them.	我还挺喜欢的
[58:32]	Can I be completely honest with you?	我能跟你说实话吗
[58:34]	Please.	请吧
[58:35]	They look really stupid.	丑爆了
[58:38]	But maybe they have a contact-lens version.	但或许还有隐形眼镜版本的
[58:41]	You try them on.	你戴上试试
[58:42]	– No, come on. – Try them on.	-不 得了 -试试嘛
[58:44]	– I don’t wanna try them on. – Just put them on.	-我不想戴 -戴上试试嘛
[58:53]	What do you think, kid?	你觉得怎么样 孩子
[59:00]	“Next Tony Stark, I trust you.”	“下一个托尼·斯塔克 我信任你”
[59:03]	“For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.”	“给下一个托尼·斯塔克 我信任你”
[59:06]	What?	什么
[59:07]	Mr Stark left me a message with those glasses:	斯塔克先生给我留下眼镜时还有段话
[59:09]	“For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.”	“给下一个托尼·斯塔克 我信任你”
[59:11]	I’m still not following. How many lemonades have you had?	我还是不懂 你喝了几杯柠檬汁
[59:13]	He knew every mistake I ever made.	他知道我犯过的每个错误
[59:15]	So, he must’ve known that I wasn’t ready for something like this.	他肯定也知道我还没做好这个准备
[59:18]	Why would he give it to you?	那他为什么要把眼镜给你
[59:19]	Because maybe he didn’t trust me to have EDITH,	因为或许他不是把伊迪丝托付给了我
[59:21]	he just trusted me to pick who should.	而是托付我选个应该拥有它的人
[59:23]	It makes much more sense. He always knew I’d do what’s right.	这要合理多了 他一向知道我会做正确选择
[59:26]	And he’s not gonna give them to Fury	他不会把眼镜给弗瑞的
[59:27]	because Fury would give himself EDITH.	因为弗瑞只会自己留着伊迪丝
[59:29]	You’re probably right about that.	这你八成是说对了
[59:31]	Right, so the world needs the next Iron Man.	是啊 所以世界需要下一个钢铁侠
[59:34]	And it’s not me. I mean, I’m a 16-year-old kid from Queens.	那不会是我的 我是个皇后区来的16岁孩子
[59:37]	It needs to be an adult with some experience	得是个大人 有经验
[59:40]	and that’s good like Tony Stark, like you.	就像托尼·斯塔克一样好 比如你
[59:43]	No. Peter, come on.	不 彼得 得了
[59:46]	No.	不行
[59:49]	– EDITH? – Hello, Peter.	-伊迪丝 -你好 彼得
[59:51]	Yeah, um…	嗯
[59:53]	I’d like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck.	我想把你的控制权交给昆廷·贝克
[59:56]	– Peter, what are you doing? – Doing the right thing.	-彼得 你干什么呢 -做正确的事
[59:59]	Any transfer will require confirmation.	移交控制权需要确认
[1:00:01]	Stark gave you the glasses.	斯塔克把眼镜给了你
[1:00:03]	Stark gave me a choice.	斯塔克给了我个选择
[1:00:04]	It’s my choice to make. Okay? I’m gonna make it.	这是我要做的选择 我现在要选了
[1:00:06]	Look, you’re a soldier, a leader. You stopped the Elementals.	你是个士兵 是领袖 你阻止了元素怪
[1:00:09]	You saved my life. You saved the world, okay?	你救了我 救了世界 好吗
[1:00:12]	He’d want you to have them.	他会希望你拿着眼镜的
[1:00:13]	Waiting for confirmation.	等待确认
[1:00:15]	Confirm.	确认
[1:00:20]	Welcome to the Avengers.	欢迎加入复仇者联盟
[1:00:30]	They look good on you.	你戴挺帅的
[1:00:33]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:00:34]	It’s an honor.	很荣幸
[1:00:36]	Yeah.	嗯
[1:00:38]	Mr. Stark would’ve really liked you.	斯塔克先生真的会喜欢你的
[1:00:42]	– Where you headed? – I’m gonna go find MJ.	-你去哪 -去找MJ
[1:00:44]	Good luck, kid. I’ll give you about a fifty-fifty chance.	祝你好运 孩子 我觉得你有一半机会
[1:00:47]	You’re pretty awkward. So…	你挺别扭的
[1:00:49]	Yeah.	嗯
[1:00:51]	– See you later, man. – See you.	-回见了 -回见
[1:01:25]	See? That wasn’t so hard.	瞧 并不难吧
[1:01:27]	Yes!	太好了
[1:01:29]	Somebody get this stupid costume off me!	谁帮我褪下这身破戏服
[1:01:39]	Okay, we got EDITH.	好 我们拿到伊迪丝了
[1:01:40]	Get these connected to our system.	把这个连上我们的系统
[1:01:42]	Toast! Toast! Toast!	敬酒
[1:01:45]	Now, this is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do.	这是场重大胜利 但我们的任务还很艰巨
[1:01:48]	Toast! Toast! Toast!	敬酒
[1:01:49]	Yeah!	好啊
[1:01:51]	Okay, toasts!	好吧 敬一杯
[1:01:54]	Give me that, Doug.	给我 道格
[1:01:55]	To the man who brought us all together,	敬让我们走到一起的人
[1:01:57]	our former boss, Tony Stark.	我们的前老板 托尼·斯塔克
[1:02:00]	The jester king.	小丑国王
[1:02:02]	Literally wrapped in wealth and technology	被财富和科技包裹
[1:02:07]	that he was unfit to wield.	他却不配使用它们
[1:02:09]	Like the holographic system I designed.	就像我设计的全息系统
[1:02:11]	A revolutionary breakthrough	那是革命性的突破
[1:02:12]	with limitless applications	有无限的应用前景
[1:02:14]	that Tony turned into a self-therapy machine and renamed…	却被托尼变成了自我治疗机器 还改名叫…
[1:02:17]	Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF.	二进制增强记忆重塑工具 简称”二重”[吐]
[1:02:24]	$611 million for my little therapeutic experiment.	我这个治疗实验花费了6.11亿美元
[1:02:29]	He renamed my life’s work…	他把我的毕生心血改名叫
[1:02:31]	“Barf.”	“二重”
[1:02:33]	I told him it was a mistake,	我对他说这是个错误
[1:02:34]	that my technology could change the world.	我的科技可以改变世界
[1:02:38]	And then…	然后
[1:02:40]	he fired me.	他解雇了我
[1:02:42]	Said I was…	说我…
[1:02:45]	unstable.	不稳定
[1:02:48]	To Tony.	敬托尼
[1:02:49]	To Tony!	敬托尼
[1:02:52]	Next, to William.	接下来 敬威廉
[1:02:53]	William!	威廉
[1:02:55]	Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave!	托尼·斯塔克在一个山洞里就造成了
[1:02:59]	With a box of scraps!	用的是一堆破烂
[1:03:01]	The integration of my illusion tech	我的幻景科技和你的
[1:03:03]	with your weaponized drones was brilliant.	武器化无人机的结合简直绝妙
[1:03:05]	Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm.	强大幻景 真实摧毁 屡试不爽
[1:03:08]	And it’s just the beginning.	而这还只是开始
[1:03:09]	– Thank you, brother. – To Guterman.	-谢谢 兄弟 -敬古特曼
[1:03:11]	– Guterman! – To Guterman!	-古特曼 -敬古特曼
[1:03:13]	The story you created	你编写的故事
[1:03:14]	of a soldier from another Earth named Quentin	一个来自另一个地球的战士昆廷
[1:03:16]	fighting space monsters in Europe is totally ridiculous	在欧洲跟太空怪物战斗 简直荒谬至极
[1:03:19]	and apparently exactly the kind of thing	可看来现在
[1:03:20]	people would believe right now.	大家就信这一套了
[1:03:22]	I mean, everybody bought it.	所有人都信了
[1:03:23]	– Gutes! – Guterman!	-古特 -古特曼
[1:03:25]	– To Victoria. – To Victoria!	-敬维多利亚 -敬维多利亚
[1:03:27]	Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack site	在每个袭击点制造电磁脉冲
[1:03:29]	so Fury’s own satellites would confirm our lies.	让弗瑞的卫星确认我们的谎言
[1:03:32]	Inspired idea.	好点子
[1:03:34]	– To Janice. – Janice!	-敬詹妮丝 -詹妮丝
[1:03:36]	After Tony died, she was the one who discovered that	托尼死后 是她发现了
[1:03:38]	EDITH was being handed over not to us,	伊迪丝没有被交给我们
[1:03:40]	not to the Defense Department,	或是国防部
[1:03:42]	but to a child.	而是给了个孩子
[1:03:43]	– Thank you. – To Janice!	-谢谢 -敬詹妮丝
[1:03:45]	And to the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone.	也敬你们其他人 托尼·斯塔克死了
[1:03:48]	There’s a window of opportunity, and someone will step up.	现在有个机会 会有人站出来的
[1:03:51]	But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room,	但现如今 哪怕你是在场最聪明的人
[1:03:53]	the most qualified, and no one cares.	最有资质的人 也没人在乎
[1:03:56]	Unless you’re flying around with a cape	除非你披着斗篷飞
[1:03:58]	or shooting lasers from your hands,	或是手能发出激光
[1:04:00]	no one will even listen.	否则根本没人听你说话
[1:04:04]	Well, I’ve got a cape and lasers.	我现在有斗篷和激光了
[1:04:08]	With our technology and with EDITH,	凭借我们的科技 和伊迪丝
[1:04:11]	Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth!	神秘客将成为地球上最伟大的英雄
[1:04:16]	Yeah!	好啊
[1:04:17]	Then everyone will listen!	到时所有人都得听着
[1:04:21]	Not to a boozy man-child.	不是听一个酗酒的巨婴
[1:04:24]	No!	不
[1:04:26]	Not to a hormonal teenager.	也不是听一个青春期少年
[1:04:29]	No!	不
[1:04:31]	To me…	而是听我
[1:04:32]	and to my very wealthy crew.	以及我很富有的手下
[1:04:36]	To us.	敬我们
[1:04:36]	To us.	敬我们
[1:04:38]	To Mysterio!	敬神秘客
[1:04:39]	To Mysterio!	敬神秘客
[1:04:41]	To Peter Parker.	敬彼得·帕克
[1:04:42]	To Peter Parker!	敬彼得·帕克
[1:04:45]	Poor kid.	可怜的孩子
[1:04:48]	Let’s get to work.	我们开工吧
[1:04:53]	Peter, oh, my God.	彼得 天啊
[1:04:55]	We almost died.	我们差点死了
[1:04:56]	It’s fine. It’s fine.	没事的
[1:04:58]	Guess what, I’m done with the mission.	我的任务执行完了
[1:05:00]	– Dude, the trip’s over. – What?	-哥们 旅行结束了 -什么
[1:05:02]	There’s monsters coming out of the ground everywhere we go.	我们去哪都有怪物从地下钻出来
[1:05:04]	Of course our parents would want us home.	我们的家长当然会叫我们回去了
[1:05:05]	Don’t put me on hold. Peter, you’re not dead.	请别让我待机 彼得 你没死
[1:05:09]	Oh, my God. Yes, good. Stay here.	天啊 太好了 待在这里
[1:05:11]	Don’t… Put some clothes on. We’re booking flights.	别…去换身衣服 我们在订飞机
[1:05:14]	We came for science, we’re leaving because of witches.	我们为科学而来 却因巫术而走
[1:05:16]	Welcome to the new Dark Ages.	欢迎来到新黑暗时代
[1:05:20]	– What is going on, dude? – We’re going home in the morning.	-怎么回事 -我们一早就回家
[1:05:22]	No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone.	不不 元素怪都没了
[1:05:24]	– Ned. – Coming, sweetie.	-内德 -来了 亲爱的
[1:05:27]	Can you guys keep it down? I’m live-streaming.	你们能小点声吗 我在直播
[1:05:35]	Where were you?	你去哪了
[1:05:37]	I got lost.	我迷路了
[1:05:39]	We were worried about you.	我们担心你来着
[1:05:41]	Good thing you’re back.	幸好你回来了
[1:05:43]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:05:45]	So much for Paris, right?	巴黎去不成了 是吧
[1:05:46]	It would’ve been fun.	本会很好玩的
[1:05:47]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:05:49]	Night.	晚安
[1:05:49]	Night.	晚安
[1:05:52]	You look ni…	你真美…
[1:06:00]	Okay.	好吧
[1:06:06]	Look, um…	那个
[1:06:08]	I’m not ready for this trip to be over yet, and	我还不希望旅行就此结束
[1:06:10]	I kind of want to do something fun	我想做点有趣的事
[1:06:13]	that’s not on the itinerary or planned	不在日程上 不是规划好的事
[1:06:15]	or with Mr. Harrington.	也没有哈林顿老师陪着
[1:06:17]	Yes.	好
[1:06:18]	“Yes,” Like you wanna go?	“好” 你想去吗
[1:06:21]	Yes.	对
[1:06:23]	Okay. Awesome. I’ll see you outside in 10 minutes.	太好了 那10分钟后外面见
[1:06:26]	Meet me outside in five minutes.	五分钟后外面见
[1:06:29]	– Five is good. – Okay.	-五分钟也行 -好
[1:06:30]	– Okay, bye. – Bye.	-好 再见 -再见
[1:06:48]	So where do you wanna go?	你想去哪
[1:06:50]	– Who cares? – Awesome.	-管他呢 -好啊
[1:06:52]	– Okay. – Let’s go.	-好 -走吧
[1:07:00]	I’m glad we’re doing this.	我很高兴我们能出来走走
[1:07:01]	– Yeah, me too. – To see the city a bit.	-是啊 我也是 -看看这座城市
[1:07:05]	You know, they used to execute people on this bridge.	人们以前会在这座桥上执行处决
[1:07:08]	They would put them in a basket,	把人放进篮子里
[1:07:10]	and they would drown in the water.	丢进水里淹死
[1:07:14]	– Sorry. – It’s okay.	-抱歉 -没事
[1:07:19]	There’s this thing that	有件事
[1:07:21]	I’ve been wanting to talk to you about for a while.	我想跟你说 想了好一阵了
[1:07:26]	Yeah?	什么事
[1:07:29]	It’s our last night in Europe,	这是我们在欧洲的最后一晚了
[1:07:30]	and I had this plan that I wanted to tell you.	我有个计划 我想告诉你
[1:07:34]	I’m just gonna tell you.	我就说了
[1:07:38]	MJ, I…	MJ 我
[1:07:39]	“I’m Spider-Man.”	“我是蜘蛛侠”
[1:07:42]	– What? – That’s what you were gonna say.	-什么 -那是你想说的吧
[1:07:44]	That you’re Spider-Man.	你是蜘蛛侠
[1:07:46]	No. I’m not Spider-Man.	不 我不是蜘蛛侠
[1:07:50]	I mean, I’ve been watching you for a while now.	我观察你好一阵了
[1:07:53]	It’s kind of obvious.	挺明显的
[1:07:56]	I’m not Spider-Man.	我不是蜘蛛侠
[1:07:58]	What would make you think that I was Spider-Man?	你为什么会觉得我是蜘蛛侠
[1:08:00]	– Peter, Washington? – Yeah?	-彼得 华盛顿 -怎么了
[1:08:02]	The fact that you disappear out of nowhere for no reason.	你突然之间毫无原因地不见了
[1:08:06]	No, I was sick. Remember?	不 我病了 记得吗
[1:08:07]	I had my… The tummy?	我…肚子疼
[1:08:09]	You know, Susan Yang thinks you’re a male escort.	苏珊·杨以为你是个男妓
[1:08:10]	What? No. Of course I’m not a male escort.	什么 我当然不是男妓
[1:08:12]	Well, then you’re Spider-Man.	那你就是蜘蛛侠
[1:08:14]	– No, I’m not Spider-Man at all. – What about tonight?	-不 我才不是蜘蛛侠 -那今晚呢
[1:08:17]	You snuck off and you fought that thing. I saw you.	你溜出去 跟那怪物打斗 我看到了
[1:08:19]	You can’t have seen me because I’m not Spider-Man.	你不可能看到我 因为我不是蜘蛛侠
[1:08:21]	And also, on the news, it was the Night Monkey.	而且新闻上说那是夜猴侠
[1:08:24]	– The Night Monkey? – Yeah.	-夜猴侠 -对
[1:08:26]	That’s what it said on the news,	新闻上那么说的
[1:08:28]	and the news never lies.	新闻从不撒谎
[1:08:31]	Night Monkey. Okay.	夜猴侠 好吧
[1:08:33]	What are you doing?	你干什么
[1:08:36]	Well, do the Night Monkey and Spider-Man	夜猴侠和蜘蛛侠
[1:08:38]	use the same webs?	用一样的网吗
[1:08:41]	I mean, maybe.	或许吧
[1:08:43]	Maybe he’s a Spider Monkey. Who knows?	或许他是只蜘蛛猿 谁知道呢
[1:08:49]	Were you only watching me	你看我
[1:08:50]	because you thought I was Spider-Man?	只是因为你以为我是蜘蛛侠吗
[1:08:55]	Yeah.	对啊
[1:08:57]	Why else would I be watching you?	要不然我为什么要看你
[1:09:02]	Doesn’t matter.	无所谓了
[1:09:03]	Just thought that maybe…	就是以为…
[1:09:10]	What the hell was that?	那怎么回事
[1:09:14]	I don’t know.	我不知道
[1:09:26]	What is it, like some kind of projector or something?	那是什么投影仪吗
[1:09:29]	Yeah, but it’s really advanced.	对 但非常先进
[1:09:32]	It… It looked so real.	看上去好真
[1:09:35]	Yeah, really real.	是啊 非常真
[1:09:38]	– Wait, does that mean that…? – The Elementals are fake?	-等等 那么说… -元素怪是假的
[1:09:41]	That doesn’t make any sense because we were there, right?	但那没道理 因为我们在场的
[1:09:44]	There was fire and destruction, and…	现场有火 还造成了毁灭
[1:09:49]	Who would do something like that?	谁会做出那种事啊
[1:10:00]	Mysterio.	神秘客
[1:10:06]	I am Spider-Man.	我是蜘蛛侠
[1:10:09]	And I’ve really messed up.	我坏大事了
[1:10:10]	Wait. You’re b-being serious right now?	等等 你现在说真的吗
[1:10:13]	You’re not joking with me? Like, you’re 100 percent serious?	你没开玩笑 你百分百认真的吗
[1:10:15]	– Because it’s not funny. – No, I’m not joking.	-因为这不好笑 -我没开玩笑
[1:10:17]	Because I was only like 67 percent sure.	因为我本来只有67%确定
[1:10:19]	– MJ… – So why are you here?	-MJ -那你为什么在这儿
[1:10:21]	Why are you on this school trip?	你为什么来参加学校旅游
[1:10:22]	MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions,	MJ 我知道你有千万个问题
[1:10:24]	but look, we really have to get out of here, okay?	但我们真得走了
[1:10:26]	Okay. Okay. I can’t believe I figured it out!	好 真不敢相信我猜到了
[1:10:31]	You took everything from me!	你夺走了我的一切
[1:10:34]	This is for my family!	这是为了我家人
[1:10:43]	Pause.	暂停
[1:10:45]	Pause.	暂停
[1:10:48]	Sorry.	抱歉
[1:10:49]	Yeah, can you just fast-forward to the end?	可以快进到最后吗
[1:10:52]	Yep. Stand by.	好 稍等
[1:10:58]	All right, fly, fly, fly, zap, zap, zap.	好 飞飞飞 射射射
[1:11:00]	Pause. I’m not in love with this choreography,	暂停 我不太喜欢这走位
[1:11:03]	but it’ll do.	但也凑合了
[1:11:04]	Kill image.	关闭图像
[1:11:06]	De-cloak drones.	无人机显形
[1:11:09]	All right, weapons.	好 武器
[1:11:10]	– You want to weaponize? – Yep.	-你要武器化吗 -对
[1:11:12]	Weapons only. Stand by.	启用武器 准备
[1:11:23]	Nice.	很好
[1:11:24]	Stop.	停下
[1:11:26]	Something. I don’t know what it is.	有点…我也说不清
[1:11:28]	It’s something…	但有点
[1:11:29]	Just dou… You know what?	这样吧
[1:11:32]	Double the damage and then run it again.	破坏力翻倍 再来一遍
[1:11:34]	You want me to double it up?	要我翻倍吗
[1:11:35]	– Yeah. – All right.	-对 -好
[1:11:37]	Cover your ears.	堵耳朵
[1:11:47]	That is good! That’s good.	很好 就这样
[1:11:50]	– We on schedule? – Oh, yeah.	-时间没问题吧 -没问题
[1:11:52]	Uploading software hack to EDITH network.	向伊迪丝网络上传软件破解
[1:11:54]	With her drones,	有了它的无人机
[1:11:55]	we’ll be able to create an event big enough to cover an entire city.	我们就能制造一起足以覆盖整个城市的事件
[1:11:58]	All right. Well done. Make sure every drone is weapons-hot.	好样的 确保每台无人机都武器就绪
[1:12:00]	We need maximum damage.	我们需要最大破坏
[1:12:01]	– That’s gonna cause a lot of casualties. – Oh, yeah.	-那会死伤惨重的 -当然
[1:12:04]	More casualties, more coverage. I gotta cut through the static.	伤亡大 报道多 我得盖过其他新闻
[1:12:07]	London’s a beautiful city, and it’ll suffer,	伦敦是座美丽的城市 它会遭殃
[1:12:09]	but they can rebuild. I mean, if I’m gonna be the next Iron Man,	但他们能重建 如果我想做下个钢铁侠
[1:12:12]	I need to save the world from an Avengers-level threat.	我得在复仇者级别的威胁下拯救世界
[1:12:16]	But when its new savior descends,	但等它的新救世主到来
[1:12:19]	all those casualties will be forgotten.	那些伤亡都会被遗忘
[1:12:23]	Janice, you’ll be in position with my quick-change armor	詹妮丝 你要就位 准备让我速换盔甲
[1:12:24]	– for the victory lap? – Of course.	-去迎接胜利 -没问题
[1:12:27]	– You wanna try…? – No, that’s…	-你想试试… -不
[1:12:28]	What’s going on with my hand? Why is that happening?	我的手怎么了 怎么会这样
[1:12:32]	One of the drones that came back from the plaza	从广场上回来的一台无人机
[1:12:33]	was missing a projector. It’s fine.	丢了个投影仪 没事的
[1:12:36]	Wait, and you’re…? You’re telling me this now?	等等 你…你才告诉我吗
[1:12:39]	It’s one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise.	就一台无人机 图像不会有问题的 我保证
[1:12:43]	That projector is evidence.	那台投影仪是证据
[1:12:44]	It’s gonna tell people what we’re doing	能让人们知道我们在做什么
[1:12:45]	and how we’re doing it.	怎么做到的
[1:12:47]	I am trying to fool 7 billion people here,	我可是在努力骗过70亿人
[1:12:50]	including Nick Fury, who happens to be the most paranoid	包括尼克·弗瑞 他可是全世界最多疑
[1:12:52]	and most dangerous person on the planet.	也最危险的人
[1:12:54]	And if he catches on before I’ve killed him,	如果他在我杀了他前发现了
[1:12:56]	and he will put a bullet in my head.	他会一枪崩了我的脑袋
[1:12:58]	And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right?	没人想被一枪崩了脑袋 是吧
[1:13:02]	Right?	是吧
[1:13:06]	William, can you look at me?	威廉 你看着我
[1:13:10]	Pull up EDITH.	调出伊迪丝
[1:13:13]	Hello, Quentin.	你好 昆廷
[1:13:14]	Hi, honey. I need a level-five search,	亲爱的 启动五级搜索
[1:13:16]	full-resource protocol for this device.	全资源协议 查找这个装置
[1:13:18]	Magnifying.	正在放大
[1:13:20]	There. Search everything going in and out of that building.	那里 搜索进出那栋建筑的一切
[1:13:24]	Located.	已找到
[1:13:27]	Shit.	该死
[1:13:31]	You know, William, one day,	威廉 有一天
[1:13:33]	after I’ve had to kill Peter Parker because of this,	等我因为这个不得不杀了彼得·帕克
[1:13:35]	I hope you remember that his blood is on your hands!	我希望你记得 他的血是沾在你手上的
[1:13:43]	I can’t believe I gave Beck those glasses.	真不敢相信我把眼镜给了贝克
[1:13:45]	I mean, how could I be that stupid?	我怎么能那么蠢
[1:13:46]	He’s probably spying on me right now	他大概此刻正在监视我
[1:13:48]	or sending a drone to come and kill me.	或是派无人机来杀我
[1:13:50]	You had access to killer drones?	你还能调用杀人无人机吗
[1:13:53]	Yeah, I didn’t really want them,	对 我并没想要的
[1:13:54]	especially after I almost killed Brad.	尤其是在我差点杀了布拉德之后
[1:13:56]	You almost killed Brad?	你差点杀了布拉德
[1:13:58]	Look, I have to call Mr. Fury	听着 我得打给弗瑞先生
[1:14:00]	and tell him that Beck’s a fraud, but…	告诉他贝克是骗子
[1:14:02]	I think he tapped my phone.	但他应该监听了我的电话
[1:14:03]	Okay. So, what are you gonna do?	好吧 那你怎么办
[1:14:05]	I need my suit,	我需要我的战衣
[1:14:07]	and I have to go to Berlin and talk to Mr. Fury in person.	我得去柏林 跟弗瑞先生当面说
[1:14:15]	Just…	那个…
[1:14:35]	Ned, perfect.	内德 太好了
[1:14:37]	The costume looks great…	这戏服太棒了
[1:14:40]	for the costume party	穿去化装舞会太合适了
[1:14:41]	at the prince’s castle.	就在王子城堡
[1:14:44]	She knows. I told her.	她知道了 我告诉她了
[1:14:46]	He didn’t tell me. I figured it out.	不是他告诉我的 是我猜到的
[1:14:50]	That’s cool.	太棒了
[1:14:51]	Like, a long time ago.	老早就猜到了
[1:14:54]	Look, Mysterio is a fraud.	神秘客是个骗子
[1:14:56]	But he saved me and Betty’s lives.	但他救了我和贝蒂
[1:14:58]	No. He’s been faking the whole thing with illusion tech.	不 他用幻景科技伪造了整件事
[1:15:00]	Yeah, he’s using these, like, hologram projectors.	对 他使用了全息投影仪
[1:15:03]	That’s crazy.	真疯狂
[1:15:06]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:15:09]	So you guys were like working the case together or what?	所以你们是要一起查案吗
[1:15:12]	It’s been mostly me.	主要是靠我
[1:15:14]	Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington,	内德 打给梅 让她打给哈林顿老师
[1:15:16]	say that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin,	说她希望我去柏林亲戚家住
[1:15:18]	until this all blows over. Okay?	等待风波过去 好吗
[1:15:19]	Got it. Easy.	好的 轻松
[1:15:21]	You guys lie with such ease.	你们撒谎真是驾轻就熟
[1:15:23]	I gotta go.	我得走了
[1:15:25]	Wait, wait, wait. The projector.	等等 投影仪
[1:15:27]	You’re gonna need this.	你会需要这个的
[1:15:29]	Don’t tell anyone about this, okay?	别跟任何人说
[1:15:31]	Anyone who knows is in danger.	知道的人都会有危险
[1:15:41]	So you know too.	所以 你也知道了
[1:15:43]	It’s cool. I mean, I’ve known first, and I’ve known longer,	真酷 虽然是我先知道的 而且要更早
[1:15:45]	but it’s not a competition.	但又不是什么竞争
[1:16:09]	Excuse me. Do you know where…?	不好意思 你知道哪…
[1:16:10]	– Nacht Monkey! – No, wait, I didn’t… Oh, man.	-夜猴侠 -不 等等 我不…天啊
[1:16:16]	Get in.	上车
[1:16:24]	Mr. Fury…	弗瑞先生
[1:16:24]	You’ve got a lot of explaining to do.	你要解释很多事了
[1:16:27]	– No, no, no, listen. – Wait until we’re secure.	-不不 听着 -等安全了再说
[1:16:30]	Okay.	好
[1:16:36]	Right.	对哦
[1:17:03]	So is there anything you want to tell us	你要跟我们说说
[1:17:06]	about your girlfriend?	你的女朋友吗
[1:17:07]	He’s talking about EDITH.	他是指伊迪丝
[1:17:09]	Look, I know I made a mistake, I’m sorry,	我知道我犯了个错误 我很抱歉
[1:17:10]	but he is not who you think he is.	但他不是你想的那样
[1:17:12]	Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals,	贝克是个骗子 神秘客 元素怪
[1:17:14]	it’s all fake. He has some illusion tech.	都是假的 他有种幻景科技
[1:17:16]	And that’s how he tricked you guys, and me into giving him EDITH.	他就是这样骗了你们 还骗我把伊迪丝交给了他
[1:17:20]	It’s a projector.	这是个投影仪
[1:17:22]	I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague.	我从布拉格的火怪身上拽下来的
[1:17:23]	So all that death and destruction we witnessed	我们看到的一切死亡和毁灭
[1:17:27]	was created by this?	都是这个假造的
[1:17:28]	No, not just this. I think he’s using drones.	不 不光是这个 我觉得他在用无人机
[1:17:31]	Well, if this is true,	如果真是如此
[1:17:32]	then Beck’s very dangerous and we need to be smart.	那贝克就非常危险 我们也得机智应对
[1:17:36]	Who else did you tell about this?	你还告诉谁了
[1:17:39]	Parker? Parker!	帕克 帕克
[1:17:41]	– What’s wrong? – It’s Beck. He’s here.	-怎么了 -贝克 他在这儿
[1:17:44]	What? Hill?	什么 希尔
[1:17:51]	No, it’s just an illu…	不 只是幻…
[1:17:54]	Fury!	弗瑞
[1:18:01]	Peter.	彼得
[1:18:03]	I thought we were close.	我以为我们很要好呢
[1:18:05]	Fury always had to die, but not you.	弗瑞本就必须死 但你不一样
[1:18:09]	Stop hiding, Beck!	别躲了 贝克
[1:18:12]	I tried to help you walk away.	我本想帮你离开这一切
[1:18:15]	Now you’re making me do this.	这下你逼我不得不动手了
[1:18:21]	You told me, you were just a kid.	是你说 你只是个孩子
[1:18:25]	You told me, you wanted to run after that girl.	是你说 你想去追那姑娘
[1:18:29]	– Help me! – MJ!	-救命 -MJ
[1:18:31]	Oh, God!	天啊
[1:18:35]	Peter, what’s going on?	彼得 怎么回事
[1:18:36]	I know this isn’t real.	我知道这是假的
[1:18:38]	Do you, though?	你确定吗
[1:18:41]	MJ MJ!
[1:18:42]	MJ MJ!
[1:18:46]	I don’t think you know what’s real, Peter.	我看你分不清真假了 彼得
[1:19:02]	You need to wake up!	你需要醒过来
[1:19:27]	I mean, look at yourself.	看看你自己
[1:19:39]	You are just a scared little kid	你只是个害怕的孩子
[1:19:42]	in a sweat suit.	穿着件运动衫
[1:19:45]	I created Mysterio	我创造了神秘客
[1:19:46]	to give the world someone to believe in.	好给世界一个可以信仰的人
[1:19:50]	I control the truth.	我控制真相
[1:19:51]	Mysterio is the truth.	神秘客就是真相
[1:20:18]	If you were good enough,	如果你真够好
[1:20:20]	maybe Tony would still be alive.	或许托尼就不会死了
[1:20:34]	Deep down, you know I’m right.	内心深处 你知道我是对的
[1:20:49]	You made your choice.	你自己做了选择
[1:20:51]	And all you had to do was step aside.	你只需要让位
[1:20:54]	And now you have…	现在你…
[1:21:09]	Fury.	弗瑞
[1:21:11]	Beck’s people are trying to find	贝克的人想找到
[1:21:13]	everyone who could expose him.	所有能曝光他们的人
[1:21:17]	Who’d you tell?	你告诉谁了
[1:21:18]	I know you told someone…	我知道你跟人说了
[1:21:19]	…so just tell me.	告诉我吧
[1:21:20]	– Okay. – Who did you tell?	-好 -你告诉谁了
[1:21:22]	Who else did you tell?	你还告诉谁了
[1:21:23]	Just Ned and MJ from my class.	就我班上的内德和MJ
[1:21:25]	Maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty,	内德可能告诉他女友贝蒂了
[1:21:27]	but that’s it.	但没别的了
[1:21:29]	What?	怎么了
[1:21:30]	You are so gullible.	你太好骗了
[1:21:33]	– What? – I mean, you’re smart as a whip.	-什么 -虽然很聪明
[1:21:36]	Just a…	但是…
[1:21:38]	…sucker.	太好骗了
[1:21:40]	And now all your friends have to die.	现在你的朋友也都得死了
[1:21:41]	Oh, my God.	天啊
[1:21:47]	It’s easy to fool people	骗那些
[1:21:48]	when they’re already fooling themselves.	已经在自我欺骗的人很容易
[1:21:55]	But for what it’s worth, Peter,	但不管如何 彼得
[1:21:58]	I really am sorry.	我真的很抱歉
[1:22:09]	– EDITH. – Yes, Quentin.	-伊迪丝 -是 昆廷
[1:22:11]	Access files to Peter Parker’s class trip.	读取彼得·帕克班级旅行的资料
[1:22:14]	I need them to fly home from London.	我要他们在伦敦转机回家
[1:22:58]	Where am I?	我在哪
[1:22:59]	Municipal holding facility.	城市监禁中心
[1:23:02]	They said they found you unconscious at the train yard.	他们说他们在火车场发现了昏迷不醒的你
[1:23:04]	Very dangerous.	很危险啊
[1:23:06]	And we gave you the shirt	我们给了你披了件衬衫
[1:23:07]	because you seemed a bit cold.	因为你似乎有点冷
[1:23:09]	Thanks.	谢谢
[1:23:13]	You guys are nice.	你们真好
[1:23:15]	You speak really good English.	你们的英语说得真好
[1:23:17]	Welcome to the Netherlands.	欢迎来到荷兰
[1:23:20]	I’m in the Netherlands right now?	我在荷兰吗
[1:23:21]	Yep.	对
[1:23:24]	Bye.	再见
[1:23:26]	– Guard! – The guard is on a break.	-警卫 -警卫去休息了
[1:23:28]	– Probably talking to his wife. – Yeah, she’s pregnant.	-可能在跟老婆通话 -对 她怀孕了
[1:23:31]	– Oh, yeah? – Yeah.	-是吗 -是啊
[1:23:40]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:23:42]	Yeah.	嗯
[1:23:44]	Night Monkey. Yeah.	夜猴侠 对
[1:23:50]	You guys okay?	你们没事吧
[1:24:04]	– Excuse me, sir? – Yeah?	-不好意思 先生 -什么事
[1:24:06]	– Could I borrow your phone? – Yeah.	-可以借你的电话吗 -嗯
[1:24:09]	Everyone is so nice here.	这里的人都好好啊
[1:24:12]	Okay.	好吧
[1:24:18]	Okay.	好
[1:24:21]	Pick up, pick up, pick up.	接接接
[1:24:25]	I messed up. I need a… I need a ride.	我搞砸了 我需要个交通工具
[1:24:29]	Where am I? Where am I, sir?	我在哪 我在哪 先生
[1:24:31]	It’s Broek op Langedijk.	这里是布克普朗克戴克
[1:24:35]	Hang on. Could you say that into there?	等等 可以冲这里说吗
[1:24:38]	It’s Broek op Langedijk here.	这里是布克普朗克戴克
[1:24:42]	Yeah, no problem.	好 不客气
[1:24:44]	Thanks.	谢谢
[1:24:45]	Did you get that?	你听懂了吗
[1:25:08]	Peter? Are you okay?	彼得 你没事吧
[1:25:10]	– Happy, is that you? – Is it me? Yeah, of course it’s me.	-哈皮 是你吗 -当然是我
[1:25:13]	Stop! Tell me something only you would know.	站住 告诉我一件只有你知道的事
[1:25:17]	Only I would know.	只有我知道
[1:25:20]	Remember we went to Germany?	记得我们去德国那次吗
[1:25:22]	You pay-per-viewed a video in your room?	你在客房点了付费视频
[1:25:24]	They didn’t list titles, but I could tell by the price	他们虽没列出标题 但结账时
[1:25:25]	it was an adult film at the front destk.	我一看价钱就知道你看了成人电影
[1:25:27]	– And you didn’t know how I knew… – Okay. Okay,	-你还不知道我怎么发现的 -好吧
[1:25:28]	fine! It’s you. It’s you. It’s you. Stop.	是你 别说了
[1:25:33]	It’s so good to see you.	见到你太好了
[1:25:36]	Peter, you gotta tell me what the hell is going on here.	彼得 你得告诉我出了什么事
[1:25:40]	Okay, hold still.	好 别动
[1:25:41]	There we go.	好了
[1:25:50]	I thought you had super strength.	你不是有超级怪力吗
[1:25:52]	It still hurts.	还是疼的
[1:25:56]	– Happy, come on. – All right, relax.	-哈皮 拜托 -好了 放松
[1:26:00]	– Just a few more. There we go. – Oh, my God.	-就差几下了 好了 -天啊
[1:26:02]	– Relax. – Don’t tell me to relax, Happy!	-放松 -别叫我放松 哈皮
[1:26:04]	How can I relax when I messed up so bad?	我搞砸得这么严重怎么放松
[1:26:07]	I trusted Beck. Right?	我信任了贝克
[1:26:10]	I thought he was my friend.	我当他是朋友
[1:26:11]	So, I gave him the only thing that Mr. Stark left behind for me,	我把斯塔克先生留给我的唯一一件东西给了他
[1:26:13]	and now he’s gonna kill my friends and half of Europe,	他现在要杀了我朋友和半个欧洲
[1:26:15]	so please do not tell me to relax.	所以别叫我放松
[1:26:20]	I’m sorry, Happy. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t shout.	抱歉 哈皮 抱歉 我不该喊的
[1:26:26]	I just really miss him.	我就是好想他
[1:26:29]	Yeah, I miss him too.	我也想他
[1:26:33]	Everywhere I go…	不管我去哪
[1:26:36]	I see his face.	都能看到他的脸
[1:26:37]	And the whole world is asking	全世界都在问
[1:26:40]	who’s gonna be the next Iron Man… And	谁会做下一个钢铁侠
[1:26:45]	I don’t know if that’s me, Happy. I’m not Iron Man.	我不知道那是不是我 哈皮 我不是钢铁侠
[1:26:50]	You’re not Iron Man.	你不是钢铁侠
[1:26:52]	You’re never gonna be Iron Man.	你也不会成为钢铁侠
[1:26:56]	Nobody could live up to Tony.	没人能达到托尼的境界
[1:26:58]	Not even Tony.	托尼都不能
[1:27:01]	Tony was my best friend.	托尼是我最好的朋友
[1:27:03]	And he was a mess.	但他状态很糟
[1:27:05]	He second-guessed everything he did.	他总质疑自己做的一切
[1:27:07]	He was all over the place.	心里乱得很
[1:27:09]	The one thing that he did that he didn’t second-guess	他唯一没质疑过的抉择
[1:27:11]	was picking you.	就是选你
[1:27:14]	I don’t think Tony would have done what he did	我觉得托尼那么做
[1:27:18]	if he didn’t know that you were gonna be here	是因为他知道等他不在了
[1:27:19]	after he was gone.	你肯定会挺身而出
[1:27:23]	Now, your friends are in trouble,	你的朋友们有麻烦了
[1:27:24]	you’re all alone, your tech is missing.	你孤身一人 你的装备不见了
[1:27:29]	What are you gonna do about it?	你打算怎么办
[1:27:36]	I’m gonna kick his ass.	我要去扁他
[1:27:38]	I mean, right now. Like specifically, what are we gonna do?	我是指现在 我们具体要做什么
[1:27:41]	Because we’ve been hovering over a tulip field	因为我们在一片郁金香花田上空
[1:27:42]	for the last 15 minutes.	悬停15分钟了
[1:27:44]	Right. I can’t call my friends	好吧 我不能给我的朋友们打电话
[1:27:45]	because he’s tracking their phones.	因为他在追踪他们的手机
[1:27:47]	Give me your phone.	把你的手机给我
[1:27:48]	– My cell phone? – Yeah.	-我的手机吗 -对
[1:27:50]	Okay. Here.	好 给
[1:27:52]	What’s your password?	你的密码是什么
[1:27:53]	“Password.”	“密码”
[1:27:54]	No, what is your password?	不 你的密码是什么
[1:27:55]	“Password,” Spelled out, password.	“密码”这个词
[1:27:57]	You’re the head of security,	你作为安全主管
[1:27:58]	and your password is “Password”?	居然用”密码”做密码
[1:27:59]	I don’t feel good about it either.	我也挺不好意思的
[1:28:01]	Hello, governor. Cup of tea for you?	大家好 喝杯茶吗
[1:28:03]	I’m gonna be in London soon.	我马上到伦敦了
[1:28:04]	– They’re in London. – London, okay.	-他们在伦敦 -伦敦 好
[1:28:06]	Yeah, I need a suit.	我需要套战衣
[1:28:07]	Suit?	战衣
[1:28:29]	Okay, um…	好
[1:28:32]	bring up everything you have on Spider-Man.	调出关于蜘蛛侠的一切
[1:28:41]	Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no.	打开那个 好 不不
[1:28:52]	– What? – Nothing.	-怎么了 -没事
[1:28:54]	You take care of the suit. I’ll take care of the music.	你搞定战衣 我来搞定音乐
[1:29:01]	I love Led Zeppelin.	我好喜欢齐柏林飞艇
[1:29:08]	Okay, can you pull up my web-shooters?	好 调出我的射网器
[1:29:12]	Isolate the Taser webs,	分离电击蛛网
[1:29:13]	and reconfigure and boost the voltage	重构 增加电压
[1:29:16]	to a factor of 25 percent,	增强25%
[1:29:19]	and give me complete manual control over detonation.	让我完全手控爆炸
[1:29:25]	I thought Kree having sleeper cells	我以为克里人的潜伏间谍
[1:29:27]	was top secret information.	是绝密情报
[1:29:28]	Nick, satellites are picking up an EM pulse.	尼克 卫星监测到了电磁脉冲
[1:29:31]	I thought that was over.	那事不是结束了吗
[1:29:33]	It’s the biggest one yet.	而且是最大的一波
[1:29:34]	– Where? – London.	-在哪 -伦敦
[1:29:35]	Okay, guys, the company set up a city tour,	好 各位 旅游公司组织了城市环游
[1:29:38]	and then we’ll grab a bite and head to the airport.	然后我们吃口饭 就去机场
[1:29:43]	Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is?	没有人打算说说这一切多疯狂吗
[1:29:46]	Oh, yeah, I get it. There’s been nothing scientific	我懂 这趟科学游
[1:29:48]	about this science tour at all.	完全不科学
[1:29:50]	No, no, I’m talking about Peter.	不不 我是在说彼得
[1:29:52]	Has no one else here noticed how shady he is?	难道没别人注意到他多可疑吗
[1:29:54]	Because I saw him in the back room of a rest stop	因为我看到他只穿内裤跟个女人
[1:29:55]	with some woman in his underwear,	在一个休息站的后屋里
[1:29:57]	and he’s always sneaking away,	而且他总偷偷溜走
[1:29:59]	like back at the opera, huh?	比如在歌剧院时
[1:30:01]	And, now what, he’s suddenly off the trip,	现在他又突然离队
[1:30:03]	like with his family in Berlin?	去柏林找亲戚了
[1:30:04]	Is no one else here interested in the truth?	难道没有别人想知道真相吗
[1:30:08]	“The very concept of objective truth	“客观事实的概念
[1:30:10]	is fading out of the world.”	都在从这世上消失”
[1:30:12]	George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.	乔治·奥威尔 谢谢 MJ
[1:30:14]	Yeah. Well, I mean, since Peter’s not really here	是啊 既然彼得不在
[1:30:16]	to tell his truth,	不能讲出他的事实
[1:30:18]	what about you, Brad?	那你的事实呢 布拉德
[1:30:19]	Why do you think it’s cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?	你为什么觉得你可以拍人上厕所的照片
[1:30:22]	Yeah, dude, what’s that about?	是啊 哥们 那怎么回事
[1:30:24]	No, no, no, it wasn’t like that. It was…	不不 不是那样的
[1:30:26]	I was trying to take a…	我是想…
[1:30:27]	Let’s just put all this craziness behind us	我们忘记这一切的疯狂吧
[1:30:30]	and have a nice, peaceful afternoon.	度过一个美好平和的下午
[1:30:33]	“Sounds great, Mr. Harrington,” Said the class. Okay.	“好啊 哈林顿老师”同学们说 好
[1:30:37]	I’m gonna be a cool teacher right now.	我现在要做个酷老师
[1:30:39]	You gotta stop doing that. Okay? It is weird.	你别再那么做了 是很奇怪
[1:30:42]	No more photos in the bathroom.	再不许在厕所里拍照了
[1:30:44]	Urinal or stalls.	不管是小便池还是隔间
[1:30:46]	– Okay? – Look at this.	-好吗 -看啊
[1:30:47]	Mr. Harrington, come on,	哈林顿先生 请吧
[1:30:49]	– this is your bus. – We got a bus all to ourselves.	-这是你们的大巴 -我们有自己的大巴呢
[1:30:51]	Nice to see you all. Come along.	见到你们很高兴 来吧
[1:30:53]	– I’ll get this, yeah? Why not? – Let’s go. Thank you.	-给我吧 好 -走吧 谢谢
[1:30:55]	Yeah. Thank you, brother.	嗯 谢谢
[1:30:57]	All right.	好的
[1:30:59]	I have the kids.	孩子们接到了
[1:31:04]	I got here as fast as I could.	我尽快赶过来了
[1:31:06]	I did a full perimeter sweep. Nothing.	我把周边扫了一遍 没有发现
[1:31:09]	Damn it.	该死
[1:31:13]	Pulse is spiking.	脉冲在激增
[1:31:14]	I’ll take another look.	我再去看看
[1:31:15]	Soon as you see something, report.	你一看到什么 马上报告
[1:31:18]	You’re all we’ve got, Beck.	我们只剩你了 贝克
[1:31:20]	If this is what I fear,	如果这是我担心的那样
[1:31:21]	then God help us, Fury.	那上帝保佑我们了 弗瑞
[1:31:24]	God help us all.	上帝保佑我们所有人
[1:31:26]	Okay, people, no Avengers coming. We’re good to go.	好的 没有复仇者来 我们可以开始了
[1:31:28]	– William, launch the drones. – Copy that, brother.	-威廉 启动无人机 -收到 兄弟
[1:31:31]	Drones are entering the atmosphere weapons-hot.	无人机进入大气层 武器就绪
[1:31:40]	– Excellent. Janice? – Still working on the cape.	-很好 詹妮丝 -还在熨斗篷呢
[1:31:43]	You gotta get those wrinkles out.	把褶子都熨平了
[1:31:44]	In a few hours, I could literally be shaking hands with the queen.	再过几小时 我真可能要跟女王握手了
[1:31:46]	– Guterman? – Almost in position.	-古特曼 -马上就位
[1:31:47]	– Okay. Hit it, Victoria. – Increasing pulse.	-好 来吧 维多利亚 -增强脉冲
[1:31:52]	Whatever this thing is,	不管是什么
[1:31:53]	it’s 100 times bigger than the previous ones.	它比之前的强100倍
[1:31:55]	Edith?	伊迪丝
[1:31:56]	Yes, Quentin.	是 昆廷
[1:31:58]	Show me my loose ends.	我要处理的麻烦在哪
[1:32:01]	Once the show’s going,	节目一开始
[1:32:02]	execute the kill order on my command.	就等我命令执行击杀
[1:32:04]	– Copy. – All right.	-收到 -好
[1:32:05]	Start the show.	节目开始
[1:32:08]	Let’s save the world, people.	我们来拯救世界吧 各位
[1:32:12]	I don’t like this. Something’s definitely up.	我不喜欢这情况 绝对有问题
[1:32:15]	You’re an FOS now. “Friend of Spider-Man.”	你现在是蛛友了 “蜘蛛侠的朋友”
[1:32:18]	And you have to remember, just stay calm.	你得记住 保持冷静
[1:32:25]	Ned, that doesn’t look good.	内德 那看上去不妙
[1:32:26]	But it’s fake, so, there’s nothing to worry about.	但那是假的 所以不必担心
[1:32:29]	And the kids are in the kill zone.	孩子们进入击杀区了
[1:32:33]	Great work, Guterman.	干得好 古特曼
[1:32:37]	– What? – Happy here. Happy Hogan here.	-干什么 -我是哈皮 哈皮·霍根
[1:32:39]	I know. What do you want?	我知道 你有什么事
[1:32:40]	Over at Mr. Stark’s, going through his belongings.	斯塔克先生那边在整理东西
[1:32:42]	Apparently there was a surfboard you left behind.	你似乎留下了一块冲浪板
[1:32:44]	– What? – People over there said	-什么 -那边的人说
[1:32:46]	they didn’t think Nick Fury was a surfer,	尼克·弗瑞不像冲浪的人
[1:32:47]	but I said, “Appearances can be deceiving.”	但我说”人不可貌相”
[1:32:48]	It’s not mine. And don’t ever call this number again.	不是我的 永远别再打这个号码了
[1:33:00]	Okay. Fury’s got the coded message.	好 弗瑞听懂暗语了
[1:33:03]	– Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. – Okay.	-你的朋友在塔桥上 -好
[1:33:04]	Your boy called it London Bridge, but I figured it out.	你朋友说是伦敦桥 但我还是猜出来了
[1:33:07]	– I’m gonna go scoop them up, okay? – Yeah.	-我去接他们 好吗 -好
[1:33:09]	– We’re close. – We’re close.	-我们快到了 -是啊
[1:33:10]	– How’s the suit coming? – Almost done.	-战衣怎么样了 -快好了
[1:33:11]	– Good. – Wait, wait.	-很好 -等等
[1:33:12]	Before you go, if something happens to me,	你走之前 如果我出事了
[1:33:15]	could you please give this to MJ?	你可以把这个给MJ吗
[1:33:17]	You are gonna make it back. You’ll give it to her yourself.	你能安全回来的 到时你自己给她
[1:33:20]	– Okay? You got this. – I got this.	-你行的 -我行的
[1:33:21]	– Walk me through it. – I know it’s illusion tech, right?	-跟我说一遍 -他们用的是幻景科技
[1:33:24]	All I do is get on the inside of the illusion,	我只需要进入幻景内部
[1:33:26]	then I can take it down,	我就能击垮它
[1:33:27]	find him, and he’s just a guy.	找到他 而他只是个人
[1:33:28]	So, I can take EDITH right back.	我可以把伊迪丝夺回来
[1:33:30]	Right, but last time, you got hit by a train.	好 但上次 你被火车撞了
[1:33:33]	True, but this time…	是的 但这次
[1:33:35]	How do I explain this?	我怎么解释呢
[1:33:37]	I have a sixth sense.	我有种第六感
[1:33:39]	The Peter-tingle.	彼得一激灵
[1:33:41]	That’s what you’re talking about, right?	你是说那个吧
[1:33:42]	It’s not working, though.	但现在不灵了
[1:33:43]	I heard it wasn’t working right now. Is it?	我听说现在不灵了 是吧
[1:33:46]	It is working.	灵的
[1:33:46]	– I don’t know if it’s working… – Good.	-我不知道灵不灵… -好
[1:33:48]	Okay. You got the Peter-tingle. That’s the plan.	好 你有彼得一激灵 这就是你的计划
[1:33:50]	I’m gonna go get your friends.	我去接你的朋友
[1:33:51]	You get that Peter-tingle back online.	你让你的彼得一激灵重新上线
[1:33:54]	I got this. I got this.	我行的
[1:34:09]	Cue the lightning.	闪电开始
[1:34:11]	Cuing lightning.	闪电开始
[1:34:17]	Sir, is it still safe on the top,	先生 上面还安全吗
[1:34:19]	or should we all come down?	还是我们该下来
[1:34:21]	Oh, my.	天啊
[1:34:24]	What did the bus driver say?	大巴司机怎么说
[1:34:26]	Bus driver’s gone.	大巴司机不见了
[1:34:27]	– What? – Where?	-什么 -去哪了
[1:34:29]	It’s okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control!	没事的 戴尔老师和我能控制局面
[1:34:32]	No. Don’t drag me into this.	不 别把我拉进来
[1:34:33]	I’m doing my best, Julius!	我已经尽力了 朱利亚斯
[1:34:36]	– Look… – Oh, the witches are back.	-听着 -又是巫术
[1:34:38]	Oh, my God, get off the bus!	天啊 快下车
[1:34:46]	Okay, follow me, kids.	好 跟我来 孩子们
[1:34:51]	Come on, let’s go!	来 快走
[1:35:05]	Now, that is an Avengers-level threat.	这才是复仇者级别的威胁呢
[1:35:25]	This way. This way!	这边走
[1:35:26]	– Okay. Okay. – Oh, my God!	-好 -天啊
[1:35:28]	– Flash! – Follow that hand.	-弗拉士 -跟着手走
[1:35:30]	This way. Follow me.	这边走 跟我来
[1:35:31]	It’s not real, it’s not real!	这都不是真的
[1:35:33]	Well, it looks pretty real to me!	我看可挺真的
[1:35:35]	Follow me, kids!	跟我来 孩子们
[1:35:37]	Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh, no.	地 风 火 水 不
[1:35:39]	They joined forces like the Power Rangers.	他们合体了 就像超能战士
[1:35:42]	– You’re thinking of Voltron. – Who?	-那是战神金刚 -什么
[1:35:43]	Voltron! You’re thinking of Voltron!	你想的是战神金刚
[1:35:45]	Hey, look, it’s Mysterio!	看 是神秘客
[1:35:47]	He’s gonna save us!	他会救我们的
[1:35:52]	Wait, if Mysterio knows we know…	等等 如果神秘客知道我们知道了
[1:35:54]	– Then we’re in danger. – Yeah, and so are they.	-我们就危险了 -对 他们也是
[1:35:56]	We should go.	我们走吧
[1:35:58]	Kill that witch! Ba-bow!	灭了那巫术
[1:36:01]	This is for my family!	这是为了我家人
[1:36:06]	You should get somewhere safe, Fury.	你该去安全的地方 弗瑞
[1:36:07]	I don’t see this ending well.	我觉得这事不会有好结局的
[1:36:09]	I appreciate your concern,	多谢你关心
[1:36:11]	but I never leave my men behind.	但我绝不会丢下战友
[1:36:15]	All right, comms check. Can you hear me, kid?	好 通讯检查 听到吗 孩子
[1:36:17]	Yeah. I can. It’s a little loud out here.	能听到 就是外面有点吵
[1:36:19]	– I like the new suit. – Thanks.	-新战衣不错 -谢谢
[1:36:22]	Peter, you sure that’s not real?	彼得 你确定那不是真的吗
[1:36:23]	Yeah, it’s just 100 times bigger than I expected.	嗯 但比我想的要大100倍
[1:36:25]	Still the play?	还是原计划
[1:36:27]	We need to get high enough	我们得升高些
[1:36:28]	so Beck doesn’t see me coming.	以确保贝克不会看到我
[1:36:30]	Copy. Stay sticky.	收到 粘住了
[1:36:35]	– Happy. – Yeah, kid. What is it?	-哈皮 -孩子 怎么了
[1:36:37]	We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt!	我们得认真地谈谈你和我婶婶的事
[1:36:54]	Beck, report!	贝克 报告
[1:36:56]	Guterman, I need a response.	古特曼 我需要个回应
[1:36:58]	Something quick and decisive.	快点 果决点
[1:36:59]	“It’s all the Elementals.	“是所有那些元素怪
[1:37:00]	They’re somehow merged into something…”	它们不知怎么融合成了…”
[1:37:02]	…into something else. Something more powerful.	…成了别的东西 要强大得多
[1:37:04]	It’s drawing energy from the Earth’s core.	它在汲取地球核心的能量
[1:37:11]	See, now, that’s some bullshit.	这太扯了
[1:37:17]	Is that…?	那是…
[1:37:22]	Be ready for anything.	做好万全准备
[1:37:24]	Yeah.	好
[1:37:31]	It’s not real, it’s not real, it’s not real!	不是真的 不是真的
[1:37:40]	That’s awesome.	太赞了
[1:38:07]	William, I’ve got drones breaking formation.	威廉 有无人机脱离阵型了
[1:38:09]	Maybe they hit a flock of birds. You’re fine.	可能是撞了鸟群 没事的
[1:38:12]	I wanna see what’s happening there, I’m taking manual control.	我要看里面什么情况 我要手动控制
[1:38:20]	Do you see anything?	你看到什么了吗
[1:38:22]	Yeah.	看到了
[1:38:24]	And I’m gonna kill him.	我要杀了他
[1:38:30]	I hope this works.	希望成功
[1:38:48]	You got me?	你在吗
[1:38:54]	I got you.	我罩你
[1:38:56]	Boss, the illusion is coming apart.	老板 幻景被破坏了
[1:39:01]	I see you.	我看到你了
[1:39:06]	– EDITH, give me some protection. – Copy.	-伊迪丝 保护我 -收到
[1:39:23]	Kill it. Just kill the illusion. Kill it.	中止幻景 中止
[1:39:25]	No, I’m not gonna kill it. They’ll see.	不 不能中止 他们会看到的
[1:39:26]	They’ll see what I want them to see!	我要他们看到什么他们就会看到什么
[1:39:29]	– Do you still need the cape? – Yes, Janice.	-你还需要斗篷吗 -是的 詹妮丝
[1:39:32]	– I still need the cape. – Done.	-我还要斗篷 -好了
[1:39:37]	– Now William render my illusion suit. – All right, hang on.	-威廉 渲染我的幻景战衣 -好 等等
[1:39:39]	The monster was full of drones! It’s crazy!	怪物里都是无人机 简直疯了
[1:39:41]	There you are.	你在那里呢
[1:39:47]	Easy.	慢慢来
[1:39:52]	Who the hell is that?	那是谁
[1:39:55]	– Ned! – Happy!	-内德 -哈皮
[1:39:56]	I gotta get you guys out of here!	我得带你们离开
[1:39:58]	– Get on the jet! – Who are you?	-上飞机 -你是谁
[1:39:59]	I work with Spider-Man. Okay? You gotta get on that jet.	我跟蜘蛛侠共事 你们得上飞机
[1:40:01]	You work for Spider-Man?	你为蜘蛛侠工作
[1:40:02]	I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man.	是跟蜘蛛侠共事 不是为他工作
[1:40:08]	– New plan. Into the Tower. – What?	-新计划 进塔楼 -什么
[1:40:10]	Happy, are you okay?	哈皮 你没事吧
[1:40:11]	Yeah. We’re okay. Just get Beck.	我们没事 去抓贝克
[1:40:13]	– EDITH, target Spider-Man. – Copy.	-伊迪丝 目标是蜘蛛侠 -收到
[1:40:20]	I’ll just kill the kids myself.	我自己杀那些孩子
[1:40:37]	There you are.	你们在这儿呢
[1:40:41]	Into the Crown Jewels vault!	进王冠权杖密室
[1:40:42]	– Yeah, go, go, go! – Come on.	-好 快走 -快走
[1:40:48]	– Go! – Into the vault!	-快走 -进密室
[1:40:49]	The walls are 8 feet thick. Go into the vault!	墙有八英尺厚呢 进密室
[1:40:52]	– What? – Into the vault. Go!	-什么 -进密室 快去
[1:40:56]	Take cover!	找掩护
[1:41:16]	Okay.	好
[1:41:22]	Yeah?	行吗
[1:41:23]	No. No.	不 不要
[1:41:29]	I see you.	我看到你了
[1:41:33]	Get that thing out…	拿开那玩意
[1:41:39]	Go!	快走
[1:41:47]	How does Cap do that?	美队怎么做到的
[1:41:59]	Happy, say something, please, to let me know you’re alive!	哈皮 说话 告诉我你们还活着
[1:42:02]	– I’m here. I’m here. – Happy, thank God.	-我在 -哈皮 谢天谢地
[1:42:05]	I bought us some time,	我为我们争取到了时间
[1:42:07]	but not much.	但不多
[1:42:08]	I’m trying to get to Beck, but I can’t shake these drones!	我想靠近贝克 但我无法摆脱这些无人机
[1:42:26]	Gotcha.	找到你了
[1:42:49]	Going up!	上去
[1:43:27]	Finally.	可算
[1:43:29]	William, how we doing?	威廉 情况怎么样
[1:43:30]	Illusion almost back up.	幻景几乎重建完毕
[1:43:33]	I don’t know how you’re gonna spin this.	我不知道你要怎么把这事圆回来
[1:43:50]	Oh, great. No webs.	好啊 没网了
[1:44:05]	– Are we gonna die? – Nobody dies on my watch.	-我们要死了吗 -有我在没人会死的
[1:44:10]	I wasted my life playing video games,	我的人生都浪费在打电游上了
[1:44:11]	and we’re gonna die.	我们就要死了
[1:44:13]	I have a fake ID,	我有个假身份证
[1:44:15]	and I’ve never even used it.	可我都没用过
[1:44:17]	I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.	我每天都发蠢视频 就希望大家喜欢我
[1:44:21]	If it wasn’t for those stupid videos,	要不是你的蠢视频
[1:44:23]	Spider-Man would’ve never found you.	蜘蛛侠就不可能找到你
[1:44:25]	Spider-Man…? Spider-Man follows me?	蜘蛛侠…关注我吗
[1:44:28]	I saved us, guys.	是我救了我们 各位
[1:44:29]	If you saved us, then why are we about to die?	如果你救了我们 那我们怎么还是要死了
[1:44:30]	– MJ! – Stop it!	-MJ -别说了
[1:44:32]	I’m sorry, okay?	对不起
[1:44:33]	It’s just, I’m obsessed with telling the truth	我执迷于说真话
[1:44:35]	even if it hurts other people’s feelings.	哪怕这伤了其他人的感情
[1:44:38]	I’m in love with Spider-Man’s aunt.	我爱上了蜘蛛侠的婶婶
[1:44:44]	We’re sharing, right?	我们不是在掏心窝吗
[1:45:24]	Your lies are over, Beck.	你的谎言结束了 贝克
[1:45:27]	This certainly isn’t ideal, but I have contingencies.	这的确不理想 但我还有应急措施
[1:45:31]	Edith?	伊迪丝
[1:45:40]	Just give me the glasses.	把眼镜给我
[1:45:42]	You want these?	你要这个吗
[1:45:46]	Come and get them.	来拿啊
[1:45:57]	Come on, Peter-tingle.	上线吧 彼得一激灵
[1:46:23]	Why aren’t these drones firing?	这些无人机怎么不开火
[1:46:24]	You’re in the strike zone.	你处在射击范围内
[1:46:26]	– The chance of getting hit is… – No,	-你可能被击中 -不
[1:46:27]	fire all the drones now!	所有无人机马上开火
[1:46:49]	Beck!	贝克
[1:46:54]	Beck.	贝克
[1:46:56]	You lied to me.	你骗了我
[1:46:58]	And I trusted you.	我还信任了你
[1:47:00]	I know.	我知道
[1:47:01]	That’s the most…	那是最…
[1:47:03]	d-disappointing part.	让人失望的部分
[1:47:06]	You’re a good person, Peter.	你是个好人 彼得
[1:47:11]	Such a weakness.	真是个弱点
[1:47:14]	Stark was right.	斯塔克是对的
[1:47:17]	You do deserve them.	这是你应得的
[1:47:30]	You can’t trick me anymore.	你再骗不了我了
[1:47:35]	EDITH, turn off the drones.	伊迪丝 关闭无人机
[1:47:38]	Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter.	生物识别扫描完成 欢迎回来 彼得
[1:47:41]	Shall I execute all cancellation protocols?	是否执行全部取消协议
[1:47:44]	Just do it.	做吧
[1:47:44]	– Execute them all. – Confirmed.	-全部执行 -确认
[1:47:55]	Give me the spear.	矛给我
[1:47:58]	That’s a halberd.	那是戟
[1:48:04]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:48:09]	How could you do all of this?	你怎么能做这么多坏事
[1:48:12]	You’ll see, Peter.	你会懂的 彼得
[1:48:14]	People, they need to believe.	人们需要相信
[1:48:19]	And nowadays…	如今
[1:48:23]	they’ll believe anything.	他们什么都肯信
[1:48:35]	Is he…?	他…
[1:48:38]	Is this real?	这是真的吗
[1:48:41]	All illusions are down, Peter.	幻景都停止了 彼得
[1:48:58]	Yeah!	太好了
[1:49:00]	Where you going?	你去哪
[1:49:09]	MJ MJ.
[1:49:12]	– Are you okay? – I’m okay. Are you okay?	-你没事吧 -我没事 你没事吧
[1:49:14]	– Yeah. Yeah. – Is everybody else okay?	-嗯嗯 -其他人都没事吧
[1:49:16]	Yeah, everyone’s okay.	嗯 大家都没事
[1:49:19]	– What happened? – There was just the drones,	-怎么回事 -无人机
[1:49:22]	and they were following us, and then they just stopped.	它们本来跟着我们 然后突然就停了
[1:49:26]	– Was that you? – Yeah.	-是你停止了它们吗 -对
[1:49:29]	Did you get him?	你抓到他了吗
[1:49:34]	– Yeah. – Well, I, um…	-嗯 -我…
[1:49:37]	brought that.	带来了那个
[1:49:39]	In case you needed some help.	以防你还需要帮助
[1:49:41]	Thanks.	谢谢
[1:49:44]	Anyway, uh,	总之
[1:49:46]	there was this sweaty guy in the tower with us.	有个汗津津的家伙跟我们一起在塔楼里
[1:49:49]	I think he’s like, works for you or something.	他好像是为你工作
[1:49:51]	He, um…	他…
[1:49:53]	He gave me this.	他给了我这个
[1:49:54]	No. No.	不不
[1:49:58]	MJ, I’m so sorry.	MJ 真抱歉
[1:49:59]	– I had this plan. I had this stupid plan. – Peter.	-我有个计划的 很傻 -彼得
[1:50:01]	I wrote it all down, and I was gonna buy you this	我都写下来了 我打算给你买下这个
[1:50:03]	and give it to you in Paris at the top…	然后在巴黎送你 在…
[1:50:09]	And you kissed me.	你吻了我
[1:50:10]	– What? What? – Yeah.	-什么 -是啊
[1:50:13]	I don’t really have much luck	我在跟人亲近上
[1:50:15]	when it comes to getting close to people.	不怎么走运
[1:50:20]	So I lied.	所以我撒谎了
[1:50:23]	I wasn’t just watching you	我看你
[1:50:24]	because I thought you were Spider-Man.	不仅仅是因为我猜到你是蜘蛛侠
[1:50:31]	That’s great.	太好了
[1:50:34]	– Black dahlia, like the murder. – The murder.	-黑色大丽花 就像拿起谋杀案 -谋杀案
[1:50:37]	– Good. – Yeah.	-好 -是啊
[1:50:39]	Sorry it’s broken.	抱歉都坏了
[1:50:41]	I actually like it better broken.	我更喜欢坏掉的
[1:50:45]	I really like you.	我真的好喜欢你
[1:50:48]	I really like you too.	我也真的好喜欢你
[1:51:04]	Okay. I should…	好 那我…
[1:51:05]	I should probably get back to the class.	我回去找同学们了
[1:51:08]	I’ll go and…	我去…
[1:51:11]	– Yeah. Heh. I don’t know. – Heh. Okay.	-嗯 我也不知道 -好吧
[1:51:15]	Just in case.	以防万一
[1:51:24]	Yeah, no.	不
[1:51:25]	No, May, you’re right.	不 梅 你是对的
[1:51:26]	He did great. He was strong.	他干得很棒 他很坚强
[1:51:28]	Yeah. I’m glad he stayed too.	对 我也很高兴他留下了
[1:51:31]	I gotta go.	我得挂了
[1:51:34]	Well, I’m glad you’re alive.	很高兴你还活着
[1:51:35]	I guess the coded message worked.	看来那句暗语起作用了
[1:51:36]	“Appearances can be deceiving.”	“人不可貌相”
[1:51:39]	I’m surprised you didn’t just wink in the camera.	你怎么不直接冲镜头眨眼
[1:51:42]	– It worked. – Only because I had serious doubts	-你不是懂了 -那也是因为我一开始
[1:51:44]	about Beck from the beginning.	就对贝克持有很深的怀疑
[1:51:46]	Not true. He had zero doubts.	才不是 他完全信了
[1:51:51]	Where’s Parker?	帕克呢
[1:51:52]	He’s with a girl.	他跟个姑娘在一起呢
[1:51:53]	I need to speak with him.	我需要跟他谈谈
[1:51:57]	He’ll call you.	他会联系你的
[1:51:58]	He’ll…?	他…
[1:52:03]	Okay. Great.	好啊 好
[1:52:05]	Well, he better.	他最好联系我
[1:52:07]	Or it’s your ass.	否则我拿你是问
[1:52:09]	And don’t even think about ghosting me.	你可别想跟我玩消失
[1:52:30]	Are you sure no one else has figured it out?	你确定没有别人发现吗
[1:52:32]	Yeah, I mean, it’s not like anybody really pays attention to you.	确定 反正也没别人注意你
[1:52:36]	Ouch.	扎心
[1:52:37]	Except for me.	除了我
[1:52:39]	Thanks.	谢谢
[1:52:40]	– Don’t be late. – I won’t.	-别迟到 -我不会的
[1:52:41]	See you later.	回见
[1:52:42]	– You guys are so cute. – Thanks.	-你们好可爱 -谢谢
[1:52:47]	I was thinking that maybe we should all,	我还想 或许我们可以
[1:52:49]	I don’t know, like go on a double date or something.	比如说 一起去四人约会什么的
[1:52:51]	We broke up.	我们分手了
[1:52:53]	No. What? Why?	不 怎么了 为什么
[1:52:55]	Men and women grow apart,	男人和女人会渐渐疏远
[1:52:57]	but the journey they share together	但他们所共同经历的旅程
[1:52:59]	will always be a part of them.	将永远成为他们的一部分
[1:53:02]	– You are so wise. – Thank you.	-你好睿智 -谢谢
[1:53:07]	Hello, Gerald.	你好 杰拉德
[1:53:09]	Could Mother not make it?	妈妈不能来吗
[1:53:18]	– May! – I promise you…	-梅 -我保证…
[1:53:19]	He’s here. Don’t give me a ticket.	他来了 别给我开罚单
[1:53:23]	I’m so glad you’re okay.	你没事太好了
[1:53:25]	No, for real, I’m good. I’m actually really fine.	真的 我没事 我真的很好
[1:53:29]	Let’s go. Where are your bags?	走吧 你的包呢
[1:53:31]	Oh, right. They got blown up.	对啊 被炸飞了
[1:53:32]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:53:34]	I got you hot buttered bagels.	我给你买了热奶油百吉饼
[1:53:35]	– Thank you so much. – I know my boy.	-太谢谢了 -我了解你
[1:53:37]	I kept my identity pretty guarded this past couple years.	这几年来 我一直保护着我的身份
[1:53:41]	I faced a lot of deception.	我面临了很多欺骗
[1:53:42]	And I’m tired of the lies.	我厌倦了谎言
[1:53:45]	So it’s time for the truth to be out there.	所以该说出实话了
[1:53:51]	Are you dating?	你们在约会吗
[1:53:53]	– Yes. – Not really.	-是的 -不算
[1:53:55]	– What? – Well…	-什么 -我们…
[1:53:57]	– I think… – Summer fling.	-我以为… -夏季情缘吧
[1:53:59]	Yes, that evolves and grows like any other.	是啊 但发展深刻了
[1:54:01]	I still don’t know where it’s going to go.	我还不确定会向什么方向发展
[1:54:02]	Open to wherever it might lead.	不管发展到什么方向
[1:54:04]	Anywhere.	都有可能
[1:54:05]	– On or off. – To share it with people…	-分分合合 -并把它分享给…
[1:54:06]	We’ll always be friends, no matter what.	不论怎样 我们永远是朋友
[1:54:08]	I’m gonna go because I’ve got a date.	我还是走了 我还有约会
[1:54:10]	…because we all are interconnected.	我们都是紧密联系在一起的
[1:54:13]	– Bye. – We are.	-再见 -是啊
[1:54:33]	Sorry!	抱歉
[1:55:12]	Sorry I’m late.	抱歉我迟到了
[1:55:13]	– It’s fine. – You ready?	-没事 -你准备好了
[1:55:15]	– Yeah. – You’re gonna love this.	-嗯 -你会喜欢这个的
[1:55:17]	Okay! Okay!	好吧 好吧
[1:55:19]	– Okay. Okay. – You ready?	-好吧 -准备好了吗
[1:55:21]	Yeah. I’m just not gonna watch. I’m not gonna watch.	嗯 我不看 我不看了
[1:55:26]	I should stop looking. I’m gonna stop looking!	我还是闭眼吧
[1:57:45]	Okay. You can put me down now! You can put me down now!	好了 把我放下吧
[1:57:50]	You okay?	你没事吧
[1:57:55]	Yeah. Yeah, I’m okay.	嗯 我没事
[1:57:57]	Let’s just… Never, never doing that again.	但是我们再别那么干了
[1:57:59]	– I’m never doing that again. – Okay.	-我再也不要试了 -好
[1:58:01]	I should probably get out of here.	我还是走了
[1:58:03]	– Be safe. – See you later.	-注意安全 -回见
[1:58:08]	This is breaking news.	这里是突发新闻
[1:58:10]	We come to you now with	我们为您带来
[1:58:11]	revelations about last week’s attack in London.	上周伦敦袭击的揭秘
[1:58:13]	An anonymous source provided this video.	一个匿名消息源提供了这段视频
[1:58:15]	It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio,	显示了昆廷·贝克 即神秘客
[1:58:18]	moments before his death.	临死前的一幕
[1:58:20]	A warning, you may find this video disturbing.	警告各位 这段视频可能令人不安
[1:58:23]	I managed to send the Elemental back through the dimensional rift,	我成功把元素怪从维度裂缝送了回去
[1:58:24]	but I don’t think I’m gonna make it off this bridge alive.	但我恐怕不能活着离开这座桥了
[1:58:26]	Spider-Man attacked me for some reason.	不知为何 蜘蛛侠攻击了我
[1:58:28]	He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology,	他有一支武器化无人机大军 斯塔克科技
[1:58:31]	he’s saying he’s the only one who’s gonna be the new Iron Man.	他说他是唯一有资格做新钢铁侠的人
[1:58:33]	No one else.	别人都不行
[1:58:35]	Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack?	你确定要开始无人机袭击吗
[1:58:37]	There will be significant casualties.	会造成严重人员伤亡
[1:58:39]	Do it. Execute them all.	做吧 全部执行[杀死]
[1:58:45]	This shocking video was released earlier today	这段惊人的视频于今天早些时候放出
[1:58:48]	on the controversial news website	发布于颇受争议的新闻网站
[1:58:50]	TheDailyBugle.Net.	每日号角报网
[1:58:51]	There you have it, folks,	大家看到了 各位
[1:58:52]	conclusive proof that Spider-Man	确凿证据 蜘蛛侠
[1:58:55]	was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio,	残忍地杀害了神秘客
[1:58:58]	an interdimensional warrior	这位跨维度战士
[1:58:59]	who gave his life to protect our planet	为保护我们星球献出了生命
[1:59:01]	and who will no doubt go down in history	他无疑将被历史铭记为
[1:59:04]	as the greatest superhero of all time.	史上最伟大的超级英雄
[1:59:08]	But that’s not all, folks.	但还不止如此 各位
[1:59:09]	Here’s the real blockbuster.	真正的爆炸新闻在这里
[1:59:11]	Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down.	做好准备 你最好坐下
[1:59:12]	Spider-Man’s real… Spider-Man’s real name is…	蜘蛛侠的真名…
[1:59:18]	Spider-Man’s name is Peter Parker.	蜘蛛侠的真名是彼得·帕克
[1:59:22]	What the fu…?	搞什么…
[2:07:31]	You gotta tell him.	你得告诉他
[2:07:34]	It was fine.	没事的
[2:07:37]	The little boy handled it.	那小子处理好了
[2:07:39]	We helped.	我们也帮忙了
[2:07:41]	– Talos. – Come off it.	-塔罗斯 -得了
[2:07:42]	How was I supposed to know	我怎么可能知道
[2:07:42]	that the whole thing was fake?	整件事都是假的
[2:07:44]	I mean, that was all very, very convincing, you know.	那都太像模像样了
[2:07:47]	The performances, the illusion,	表演 幻景
[2:07:48]	that costume, the craftsmanship in that.	戏服 手工真不错
[2:07:50]	I mean, this is just embarrassing for a shape-shifter. Fine.	这对于变形人来说太丢人了 好吧
[2:07:56]	Hey there. I hope your mission is going well.	你好 希望你的任务还顺利
[2:07:59]	We gave the glasses to Parker about a week ago, like you said.	我们一周前照你说的把眼镜给了帕克
[2:08:03]	And it was very touching, you know?	场面很感人的
[2:08:06]	Really, really quite touching.	真的很感人
[2:08:08]	Talos.	塔罗斯
[2:08:09]	And, you know, shortly after that,	在之后不久
[2:08:14]	it really kind of went off the rails,	一切都失控了
[2:08:16]	so we need you to come back.	我们需要你回来
[2:08:17]	Cause, everyone kept asking where the Avengers are,	因为大家都在问复仇者联盟在哪
[2:08:19]	I don’t know what to say to that,	我又不知道该怎么回答
[2:08:20]	so you’re lucky that Spider-Man won…	幸好蜘蛛侠赢…
[2:08:45]	Everybody back to work!	都回去工作
[2:08:54]	Who’s got my shoes?	我的鞋谁拿了
[2:08:58]		缅怀感激 斯坦·李和史蒂夫·迪特科