| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:16] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:18] | George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:20] | Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:23] | Remember that, now, | |
| [00:24] | because they’re about to meet the dark side of teamwork. | |
| [00:26] | Listen up! The Lake Summer Camp ropes course is a team activity, | |
| [00:30] | so you only succeed if everyone succeeds. | |
| [00:34] | And until then, there will be no other camp activities. | |
| [00:38] | -What about sleeping? -Except sleeping. | |
| [00:40] | -What about eating? -And eating. | |
| [00:41] | -What about going to the bathroom? -Or showering? | |
| [00:44] | Or doing our har? | |
| [00:45] | I’m talking about fun stuff! No fun stuff! | |
| [00:48] | Now get going. | |
| [00:50] | -Come on, Melvin, climb! -I am climbing, you unpaved roads. | |
| [00:55] | -Come on, Melvin, cross. -I am crossing, you warped– Ah! | |
| [01:00] | Come on, Melvin, zip! | |
| [01:01] | No. Never! Call the fire department and get me down from here! | |
| [01:04] | Oh, that was fast. | |
| [01:06] | Now get me down from here! | |
| [01:08] | All but one of you finished. | |
| [01:11] | That means that none of you finished, so no fun stuff until you do. | |
| [01:15] | Except for me. | |
| [01:32] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:33] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
| [01:35] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:38] | ♪ Once they used the hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:41] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:45] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [01:46] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [01:49] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ | |
| [01:52] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [01:55] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [01:59] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [02:02] | The Confounding Concoction of the Crooked Combotato. | |
| [02:05] | Chapter 1: Fake One for the Team. | |
| [02:07] | The ropes course left Melvin’s body ruined | |
| [02:09] | like an unguarded taco bar. | |
| [02:11] | Oh, my body isn’t made to move. | |
| [02:13] | What do you two floppy disks want? | |
| [02:15] | Ha! Obsolete burn! | |
| [02:17] | You heard Krupp. No fun until we finish the ropes course as a team. | |
| [02:21] | So no activities. | |
| [02:22] | No outdoor activities, no indoor activities… | |
| [02:24] | No swimming, no boating, no archery, no jousting, no soliciting, | |
| [02:29] | -no shirt, no shoes– -I get it. | |
| [02:31] | Right, and since you’re, pardon the expression, Melvin… | |
| [02:34] | We know you’ll never be a team player. So we have a solution. | |
| [02:37] | – What is this absurdity? – It’s a stunt Melvin! | |
| [02:40] | I didn’t agree to this, but okay. | |
| [02:41] | Gooch finishes the course as you, we all move on, everybody wins. | |
| [02:45] | Preposterous! No one will believe he is me. | |
| [02:48] | Hey, Melvin. Second Melvin! | |
| [02:50] | You think you can replace me? Well, I’ll replace you with clones. | |
| [02:54] | Clones who will celebrate me. | |
| [02:56] | -They’re ready, your Melvinness. -Your scepter, your Melvinity. | |
| [03:09] | “Melvin, Melvin we love you.” | |
| [03:12] | Eh, do it anyway? | |
| [03:14] | Operation Cut Melvin Out of the Loop is a go. | |
| [03:16] | Come on, Gooch. | |
| [03:19] | -Gooch? -Oh, sorry. Thought I was Melvin. | |
| [03:21] | I’m just a pawn in this game. | |
| [03:29] | Yep, that was hot coffee. | |
| [03:32] | Oh, back for more? | |
| [03:33] | Too bad you’ll blow it, and I’m having all the fun. | |
| [03:38] | Stupid rope. | |
| [03:40] | Wait! Melvin, why do you look different? | |
| [03:43] | New haircut? | |
| [03:44] | Also, I’m not Melvin, but you won’t hear that because no one listens to me– | |
| [03:47] | Ha! Your barber butchered you, Melvin. | |
| [03:49] | But we can’t all have beautiful, natural hair like mine. | |
| [03:54] | No! My beautiful, natural hair! | |
| [03:57] | Like, he’s right. Rain is bad for har! | |
| [04:00] | Sophie One, get the umbrella! | |
| [04:03] | “Lake Summer Camp ropes course. Together we fail.” | |
| [04:07] | “Krupp is a hot fart casserole.” | |
| [04:11] | Ugh! Other Sophie, you’re a terrible umbrella. | |
| [04:14] | Am I still Melvin or am I me now? | |
| [04:17] | I’m like a waterfall. | |
| [04:18] | ♪ Niagara! ♪ | |
| [04:20] | I don’t know where the sweat stops and the rain starts. | |
| [04:23] | Man, it’s pouring out there. So no ropes course. | |
| [04:26] | Which means no fun, no freedom and no folk music. | |
| [04:30] | ♪ Flowers and birds And not paying taxes ♪ | |
| [04:35] | No folk music? | |
| [04:36] | ♪ Sharing our shoes and sleeping on dirt ♪ | |
| [04:39] | I needed one more thing that starts with “F.” | |
| [04:41] | ♪ And living in a van ♪ | |
| [04:44] | On the bright side, no Melvin. | |
| [04:46] | -So, no me? -No, real Melvin. | |
| [04:48] | I don’t know who I am anymore. I think I’m losing it. | |
| [04:52] | Me, too. We gotta find something fun to do until it stops raining | |
| [04:55] | or we’ll all go stir crazy. | |
| [04:57] | -Bingo! -Huh? | |
| [04:58] | And other games besides Bingo. | |
| [05:00] | While the kids were killing time, Krupp was killing hair. | |
| [05:03] | Hair smoke. I’m sure that’s normal. | |
| [05:05] | Just need to crack a window. | |
| [05:06] | Hmm. | |
| [05:08] | Rain must have made the wood swell. | |
| [05:12] | Oh, no! More swollen wood! | |
| [05:14] | I’m trapped! | |
| [05:16] | Okay, calm down, Krupp. Stop acting like your hair’s on fire. | |
| [05:21] | There! | |
| [05:22] | The Dial-A-Clone 2000 is complete. | |
| [05:25] | Now I can replace the barbaric baboons in this camp with Melvin-friendly clones. | |
| [05:30] | I just need to extract DNA from each of them | |
| [05:32] | using my DNAwol 2000. | |
| [05:35] | Add a dash of Melvin and a pinch of Sneedly to each clone, | |
| [05:39] | and I’ll finally get the respect I deserve! Ah! | |
| [05:43] | Chapter 2: Feeling Plot! Plot! Plot! | |
| [05:45] | Meanwhile, the other kids were rolling snake eyes. | |
| [05:47] | -Without dice. -Guys, I found the dice! | |
| [05:50] | Oh, wait. These are just old croutons. | |
| [05:53] | How is it possible all of these games are broken or missing pieces? | |
| [05:57] | -Where’d you get that? -From my pit potato crop! | |
| [06:00] | -You mean pit-tato? -So good. | |
| [06:02] | Good? They’re taterrific. | |
| [06:04] | I even pit steamed them. Dig in, man. | |
| [06:07] | – Uh… – I would eat a body potato nevar! | |
| [06:10] | Some things are too natural. | |
| [06:13] | – ♪ Dilemma! ♪ | |
| [06:26] | I’m so bored. | |
| [06:28] | We gotta do something before the stir crazy wins. | |
| [06:31] | We could learn a new language. | |
| [06:33] | “Your tuba is an alligator”? | |
| [06:35] | I got, “The monsoon is bankrupt.” | |
| [06:38] | Man, dog is a hard language. | |
| [06:39] | I’m so bored. | |
| [06:42] | Sophie One, sulk with me. | |
| [06:44] | Other Sophie, stop the rain! | |
| [06:47] | Nice to meet you, Mr. Wall. What do you do for a living? | |
| [06:50] | You need to grow more skin. | |
| [06:52] | -♪ Skin! ♪ -These markers are permanent. | |
| [06:55] | They’re on the edge, man. | |
| [06:56] | We gotta break their cabin fever before it burns us all down. | |
| [06:59] | Hey, you guys wanna help with our new game? | |
| [07:01] | What new game? | |
| [07:02] | Uh, I mean, new game. We have one. | |
| [07:06] | – You’ve heard of Hot Potato, right? – Hot potato! | |
| [07:10] | Well, we’re gonna play Plot Potato. | |
| [07:12] | It’s a lot of fun. Right, Harold? | |
| [07:14] | Yes, because we’ve done it before, and it was fun. | |
| [07:17] | Harold and I will start a story, then pass the potato to someone else | |
| [07:21] | to tell the next part when this hourglass is up. | |
| [07:24] | Uh, we’ll play old-school. | |
| [07:26] | Your turn is up when Bo finishes eating a potato. | |
| [07:28] | That’s how they played in the old country. | |
| [07:31] | Stanley, one plot potato, easy on the steam, please. | |
| [07:34] | One easy steamer coming up. | |
| [07:39] | Hey, Melvin, why are you sneaking around like you don’t anyone to know? | |
| [07:42] | Well, if I wanted anyone to know what I was doing, | |
| [07:44] | I wouldn’t be sneaking around! | |
| [07:47] | -Should we ask Melvin to join us? -Nah, he’s not Plot Potato people. | |
| [07:50] | -How’s the potato coming, Stanley? -Can’t rush steam. | |
| [07:56] | Toothbrushes are a hotbed of DNA. | |
| [07:59] | Little did you know proper oral hygiene would be your downfall, George and Harold. | |
| [08:05] | -Time to start the game! -Potato up! | |
| [08:07] | Chapter 3: Captain Underpants and the Crooked Combotato! | |
| [08:11] | Special Plot Potato edition. By George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [08:14] | So, Captain Underpants went to a holiday party | |
| [08:18] | on the roof of a, like, a giant skyscraper building! | |
| [08:21] | But when he arrived, the only one there was Dr. Cons Tuber, | |
| [08:24] | a mad scientist who seemed kinda German and loved potatoes. | |
| [08:27] | And he was like, “Velcome to ze party, Captain Vunderpants. | |
| [08:31] | Because Vs are very German, ja!” | |
| [08:33] | And Captain Underpants was all, “What party? Did I get the date wrong?” | |
| [08:35] | And Tuber was all like, “No, zis is ze day | |
| [08:38] | because Zs are also very German, ja!” | |
| [08:40] | Then he pulled a lever, kerchunk! | |
| [08:41] | Captain Underpants was buried in mashed potatoes. | |
| [08:45] | Captain Underpants was all, “I can’t move! Your spuds are thick as mud, ja!” | |
| [08:48] | And Tuber pulled another lever, perkish, unleashing his ultimate weapon, Combotato. | |
| [08:52] | Combotato, a potato monster | |
| [08:54] | with the heads of Captain Underpants’s enemies poking out of the skin. | |
| [08:57] | There was Altitooth and Barflisk and Salamangler and Gumbalina Toothington | |
| [09:01] | and a bunch more we don’t have time to list! No time! | |
| [09:04] | Captain Underpants was like, “Now it’s a party!” | |
| [09:06] | And Combotato was all like, “No, now it’s a funeral! Yours!” | |
| [09:09] | And Captain Underpants was all like, “RIP me. Rest in potatoes. Ha!” Joke! | |
| [09:12] | Potato joke! And Tuber was all, “Zat’s funny. Now die!” | |
| [09:15] | He pulled another lever, shwang klunk. | |
| [09:16] | But wrong lever, and it freed Captain Underpants | |
| [09:19] | ’cause too many levers. | |
| [09:20] | So Combotato tackled Captain Underpants | |
| [09:22] | and they both fell off the building, and… | |
| [09:24] | Time! Potato down. | |
| [09:27] | Your turn, Dressy. | |
| [09:28] | Pick up from where we left off. | |
| [09:30] | You can do anything you want. | |
| [09:31] | -Anything? -Anything. | |
| [09:32] | -Anything? -Anything! | |
| [09:33] | -Anything? -Anything. | |
| [09:35] | -Anything? -Anything! | |
| [09:36] | -Anything? -Anything. | |
| [09:37] | -Anything? -Anything! | |
| [09:39] | ♪ Anything! ♪ | |
| [09:40] | -Are we go-tato, Stanley? -Almost done. | |
| [09:43] | This spud’s for you, big fella. | |
| [09:45] | Just in case you forgot, Melvin was still collecting DNA. | |
| [09:48] | And, yes, it was still creepy. | |
| [09:49] | Dressy’s tea mug. It’s crawling with her DNA. | |
| [09:53] | And ants. Gross. | |
| [09:55] | As Captain Underpants | |
| [09:56] | and the villain-veggie hybrid monster Combotato fell, | |
| [10:00] | a golden griffin pulling a rainbow chariot made of fire swooped in and caught them. | |
| [10:05] | ♪ Paradise awaits! ♪ | |
| [10:07] | Welcome to the Clouds of Cooperation, where all live in harmony. | |
| [10:11] | To enter, you must pass the Trial of Togetherness. | |
| [10:15] | Ooh! | |
| [10:16] | -Wait, are we still fighting, or… -Dude, she just said all live in harmony. | |
| [10:21] | You must carry the egg across this cloud as if two were one. | |
| [10:26] | -No problem. My belly is sticky. -Ew! | |
| [10:33] | Oh, no, crocobats, and they look hungry. | |
| [10:37] | Eagles carrying sharks? | |
| [10:38] | Honestly, I’ve seen weirder. | |
| [10:48] | You undersold that. | |
| [10:50] | Indeed, you failed like none before you. | |
| [10:52] | But you failed together, so you passed! | |
| [10:56] | ♪ Welcome! ♪ | |
| [10:58] | Time! | |
| [11:00] | Potato down! | |
| [11:01] | You really got your work cut out for you, Stanley. | |
| [11:04] | What? I can’t follow that. It’s too much pressure. | |
| [11:07] | I’m breaking out in chives. | |
| [11:08] | -Those would go great on potatoes. -Well, can I have some time to think? | |
| [11:12] | Sure. You can have the time it takes Bo to eat a fingerling potato. | |
| [11:17] | Okay, Wally, Wallamina, I need to bounce some ideas off you. | |
| [11:21] | Chapter 4: Soap on a Dope. | |
| [11:23] | Mr. Krupp was stuck in the bathroom, | |
| [11:24] | but when the tough gets stuck, the stuck gets soapy, | |
| [11:27] | or something like that. | |
| [11:28] | I’m all soaped up, and I’m gonna slip under that door like an eel. | |
| [11:32] | And then we’ll be free, Harry. Free! | |
| [11:37] | Harry! Man down! Call someone! | |
| [11:40] | – Who do you want me to call? – Ah! | |
| [11:42] | Miss Anthrope! Have you been in here the whole time? | |
| [11:44] | -Yes. -Why didn’t you say something? | |
| [11:47] | You were busy. | |
| [11:48] | Well, that’s no excuse to– Wait, I’m stuck in here with you? | |
| [11:53] | Yes. | |
| [11:59] | Ugh! Stanley’s entire bunk is a DNA sample. | |
| [12:03] | So the cloud Captain Underpants and Combotato were on, uh, disappeared. | |
| [12:08] | And they fell like, ah, like the way stuff that falls | |
| [12:13] | all the way down to the Wild West, yeah. | |
| [12:21] | Howdy, Captain Underpants the Kid! | |
| [12:24] | Word is Combotato the Kid is gonna hold up the Pony Express mighty soon. | |
| [12:29] | Our posse needs your help. | |
| [12:30] | I’m George the Kid. Saddle up, partner. | |
| [12:35] | I’m Harold the Kid. Maybe you should put on some pants, too. | |
| [12:38] | Is this a Western now? Where’s that bird-horse lady? | |
| [12:41] | We moved on to Stanley’s story. Try to keep up. | |
| [12:43] | You’re right, I’m overthinking it. | |
| [12:47] | Like all Western villains, I’ma rob that there train! | |
| [12:51] | Yee-haw! | |
| [13:01] | Faster! Combotato the Kid is getting on the Pony Express! | |
| [13:05] | -Ah! My horse is broken! -So just fly! | |
| [13:08] | Oh, yeah. You’d think I’d remember I can do that, but I don’t. | |
| [13:16] | There’s only room for one lasso on this train. | |
| [13:19] | Ooh, nice lasso, El Paso! | |
| [13:22] | But can you tap like an ostrich in tap shoes? | |
| [13:28] | Oh, Pony Express. We get it. | |
| [13:32] | Get what? Why are ponies on a train? | |
| [13:33] | Time! Potato down! | |
| [13:35] | Cliché, but so good. | |
| [13:37] | You’re up, Jessica. | |
| [13:38] | Oh, my har. | |
| [13:40] | How is Jessica not as bald as Mr. Krupp? | |
| [13:43] | So, like, the train pulled up to Popular High, | |
| [13:46] | and dropped Captain Underwear and the weirdo potato monster off for school. | |
| [13:50] | I’m Jessica. We’re the Popu-stars. | |
| [13:53] | And you have one chance to join us. | |
| [13:55] | Drop the beat. | |
| [13:57] | ♪ Yeah ♪ | |
| [13:59] | ♪ Popu-stars is the crew ♪ | |
| [14:03] | ♪ Jessica and the Sophies We’re better than you ♪ | |
| [14:07] | ♪ We shine like trophies We rule this school ♪ | |
| [14:10] | ♪ You better move it You wanna join us? ♪ | |
| [14:14] | -♪ You gotta prove it ♪ -Wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| [14:17] | Are we still fighting each other or these hip-hop divas? | |
| [14:20] | Dude, they just called us out. | |
| [14:23] | I feel like we gotta drop a mad beat first. | |
| [14:28] | ♪ They call me Captain Underpants ‘Cause that’s what I wear ♪ | |
| [14:31] | ♪ I don’t know about the Captain part And I like cheese ♪ | |
| [14:34] | ♪ We are a collective of monster DNA Fused with a potato ♪ | |
| [14:38] | ♪ We don’t understand social customs Please like us ♪ | |
| [14:41] | -What? -Nevar evar. | |
| [14:43] | Time! | |
| [14:45] | -Potato down! -Those are some dope lyrics, yo. | |
| [14:49] | -You’re up! -As Melvin or Gooch? | |
| [14:51] | -Gooch. -Okay. I need a minute to find him. | |
| [14:54] | There he is. | |
| [14:56] | Hello, stranger. | |
| [14:58] | We might need to reboot Gooch. | |
| [15:00] | It’s just– The truth is my mother never loved me. | |
| [15:03] | She just wanted me to milk the cows. | |
| [15:05] | And if we ever get out of here, I’ll tell her how much that hurt. | |
| [15:09] | -My mother is a dog walker and– -Ah! I forgot about you! | |
| [15:13] | It’s Harry’s turn to share, not yours! | |
| [15:16] | Go ahead, Harry. | |
| [15:17] | -Can wigs talk? -Shh! Harry? | |
| [15:22] | It’s called “laundry,” Gooch. | |
| [15:25] | It separates us from the beasts. | |
| [15:28] | The Popu-stars said no to Captain Underpants and Combotato, | |
| [15:32] | but the gym decoration committee said yes. | |
| [15:34] | And that was their first mistake. | |
| [15:56] | Touchdown! | |
| [15:59] | Time! | |
| [16:01] | – Potato down! – Like, slapstick, Gooch? Sariously? | |
| [16:05] | I don’t even like slapstick. Guess I have more layers than I thought. | |
| [16:08] | But no one’s left and we don’t have an ending. | |
| [16:10] | ♪ Unsatisfying! ♪ | |
| [16:12] | Hey, guys, wait, what about Bo? | |
| [16:14] | Uh-oh. I think Bo is a no-tato. | |
| [16:17] | Well, we need an ending or this place will snap like a waistband. | |
| [16:20] | Ah! | |
| [16:21] | Relax. I’m here to end your story. | |
| [16:24] | -How do you know about the story? -I know everything. | |
| [16:30] | Let’s do this. The gym disaster was ruled criminal negligence | |
| [16:32] | and District Attorney Erica Wang prosecuted the case. | |
| [16:36] | I just have one question for you two: did you do it? | |
| [16:39] | -Yes! No! -No! Yes! | |
| [16:41] | I rest my case. | |
| [16:43] | -The end. -Is it? | |
| [16:45] | Uh, does anyone else feel like that ending was missing something? | |
| [16:49] | Eh… | |
| [16:50] | Fine. Settle for less. | |
| [16:54] | Oh, my gar! | |
| [16:55] | If I don’t get closure on this story, my head will pop. | |
| [16:59] | Sophie One, hold my head. | |
| [17:00] | Other Sophie, get a mop. | |
| [17:03] | ♪ Panic spinning! ♪ | |
| [17:05] | Plot Potato gave me hope, but now all hope is lost | |
| [17:08] | and the world is gray and food tastes like sand. | |
| [17:10] | -We have no choice. -No. Not– | |
| [17:12] | Yes. Melvin. | |
| [17:13] | Plus, the rules of Plot Potato clearly state | |
| [17:16] | that everyone has to go or no one goes. | |
| [17:18] | We made this game up 20 minutes ago. | |
| [17:19] | -There are no rules. -There are now! | |
| [17:21] | Chapter 5: Pinch Quitter. | |
| [17:24] | And last but most, | |
| [17:25] | I’ll extract Erica’s DNA from the strand of her hair I keep in my locket. | |
| [17:30] | Oh… next to my heart. | |
| [17:32] | Creepy! | |
| [17:35] | Now I just need to dial the activation sequence | |
| [17:37] | on this archaic rotary telephone dial. | |
| [17:40] | Nine… | |
| [17:42] | nine… | |
| [17:44] | nine… | |
| [17:45] | – Ugh! Why did I use so many nines? – Hey, Melvin! | |
| [17:48] | – What’s that? – A phone booth. | |
| [17:50] | I saw it on Iffypedia. | |
| [17:51] | -It’s like a phone that’s only a phone. -What’s the point of that? | |
| [17:54] | What do you want, you used shoes? | |
| [17:56] | We’re playing a game where we all take a turn telling a story | |
| [17:59] | -and we need you to end it. -It’s called Plot Potato. Wanna play? | |
| [18:01] | I think not potato. Begone! | |
| [18:04] | Look, we were wrong to replace you. You’re a part of our team. | |
| [18:07] | There’s no “Melvin” in “team,” but there should be. | |
| [18:09] | So if you don’t finish the story, we don’t finish the story. | |
| [18:13] | Hey, I guess we learned something from the ropes course. | |
| [18:15] | ♪ Teachable moment! ♪ | |
| [18:17] | Just ’cause we don’t, like, like you doesn’t mean we don’t, like, need you. | |
| [18:22] | Plus, you’re better at stories than ropes courses. | |
| [18:24] | This is a trick. You just want to mock me. | |
| [18:26] | So take your incomplete story and let it be unsatisfying. | |
| [18:32] | You fools! | |
| [18:34] | -Do you know what you’ve done? -Us? That was literally all you. | |
| [18:37] | And the lightning. Which is crazy ’cause we’re indoors. | |
| [18:46] | What happened? Why do we sound like this? | |
| [18:49] | Why are we a potato? | |
| [18:50] | It’s Combotato, but with our heads! | |
| [18:52] | Maybe that’s good, ’cause we like us. | |
| [18:54] | Wrong! You made us a hideous hybrid, a mash-up monstrosity. | |
| [18:57] | And now you non-potatoes will pay. | |
| [19:00] | Let the A-tay-tocalypse begin! | |
| [19:02] | ‘Cause lightning, potato and a smidgen of Sneedly are a bad stew. | |
| [19:08] | Look at potato-me’s har! | |
| [19:10] | Oh, it’s jacked. | |
| [19:11] | We will, we will mash you! | |
| [19:14] | Melvin, why does Combotato have our heads instead of monsters’ heads? | |
| [19:18] | Obviously, I was cloning better versions of all of you from your DNA | |
| [19:21] | until you ruined everything! | |
| [19:23] | -Time to get Captain Underpants! -And a potato peeler! | |
| [19:27] | Harry and I just voted you off the bathmat! | |
| [19:30] | Okay. | |
| [19:32] | Huh? Oh! | |
| [19:33] | The door was open the whole time? | |
| [19:35] | Harry, how could you miss that? | |
| [19:39] | ♪ Tra-la-loo! ♪ | |
| [19:40] | That’s English talk for toilet, governor! | |
| [19:43] | There’s a bad potato on the loose. | |
| [19:44] | Did you fry it? ‘Cause even bad potatoes make good fries. | |
| [19:47] | No! It’s got our heads on it! | |
| [19:49] | A potato with a bunch of your heads on it? | |
| [19:51] | Whoa! This episode is off the rails. | |
| [19:55] | So, you guys just ride trains, huh? | |
| [20:00] | Hey, brotato, pick on a potato your own size! | |
| [20:04] | Get it? ‘Cause I look like a potato. | |
| [20:06] | You say potato, we say pulverize! | |
| [20:09] | Chapter 6: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [20:11] | in Potat-O-Rama, because cooking is safer than fighting. | |
| [20:15] | Unless you’re cooking a live shark, and then watch out. | |
| [20:18] | Welcome to Cap Cooks Potatoes! | |
| [20:20] | I don’t know how to cook, | |
| [20:21] | but they gave me a show and a bunch of potatoes anyway. | |
| [20:23] | First up, mashed potatoes! Where’s the hammer? | |
| [20:27] | Now we’ll make French fries. | |
| [20:28] | Step one, learn French. | |
| [20:30] | Sacre-blah! | |
| [20:32] | Now, twice-baked potato. | |
| [20:34] | Wait, how many is twice? | |
| [20:37] | That many? | |
| [20:39] | I’m ordering takeout from now on. | |
| [20:46] | Ah! I’m out of the bathroom! | |
| [20:48] | But where are my pants? And where’s Harry? | |
| [20:51] | Harry? Harry? | |
| [20:53] | Harry! I’m sorry! | |
| [20:57] | I’m so sorry. | |
| [20:59] | One potato, two potato, three potato, you’re finished. | |
| [21:02] | And that’s our cue to run. | |
| [21:07] | Melvin, can you undo whatever you did | |
| [21:09] | -to make that potato monster? -Why would I do that? | |
| [21:11] | ‘Cause your potato monster is about to tater our tots! | |
| [21:14] | Ah! | |
| [21:15] | Fair enough. With some adjustments, | |
| [21:17] | I can extract the DNA from that tuber terrorist with my DNAwol. | |
| [21:20] | But the extraction will take time, so we’ll need a distraction. | |
| [21:23] | -You mean an extraction distraction? -So good. | |
| [21:26] | Head to the ropes course. That’ll slow Combotato down. | |
| [21:28] | And it will bring me to a halt. I can’t negotiate that deathtrap. | |
| [21:31] | No, but we can… together. | |
| [21:37] | When I said “together,” I didn’t mean this. | |
| [21:40] | You made this bed, now carry it! | |
| [21:42] | And for the record, I’m only cooperating to save myself. | |
| [21:45] | That’s the team spirit. | |
| [21:48] | He’s pretty fast for a potato. | |
| [21:51] | – Spud’s got speed. – How about this ending? | |
| [21:54] | Turns out Combotato is just a figment of Captain Underpants’s imagination. | |
| [21:58] | Eh… | |
| [21:59] | Oh, come on! | |
| [22:02] | -That potato’s coming in hot! -You almost done extracting, Melvin? | |
| [22:05] | Yes, just a few more– | |
| [22:07] | Melvin! | |
| [22:09] | Keep extracting, Melvin! | |
| [22:10] | Like our lives depend on it… ’cause they do. | |
| [22:22] | Melvin, you did it! | |
| [22:24] | Yes, I know. No thanks to you. | |
| [22:25] | That’s the team spirit. | |
| [22:27] | But we still don’t have an ending to our story. | |
| [22:29] | And Bo’s ready to go. | |
| [22:31] | Hey, guys, I found Krupp and brought him home safely. | |
| [22:34] | So now he’ll let us fun it up. How’s that for an ending? | |
| [22:37] | – Eh… – Oh, come on! | |
| [22:39] | Harry! |