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| [00:16] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:18] | George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:20] | Harold is on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:23] | Remember that, now. | |
| [00:24] | They’re preparing for tonight’s campfire storytelling-a-thon. | |
| [00:27] | And the pressure is on because everyone expects their story to be the scariest. | |
| [00:31] | Your story’s gonna be the scariest! | |
| [00:34] | I’m a puddle of anticipation. | |
| [00:36] | Your comics are stellar, so I bet your story’ll be even better. | |
| [00:40] | My expectations are sky-high like a fighter jet. | |
| [00:44] | ♪ Danger zone! ♪ | |
| [00:46] | Don’t blow it. | |
| [00:47] | They’re looking for the perfect story and not finding it. | |
| [00:50] | What about a vampire who sells cars that don’t work? | |
| [00:52] | A scampire! | |
| [00:53] | And instead of blood, he drinks ham smoothies. | |
| [00:55] | A scamhampire! | |
| [00:57] | And instead of flying, he travels on a sheep. | |
| [00:59] | A scamhamlambpire! | |
| [01:02] | Ugh, garbage! What’s wrong with us? | |
| [01:05] | It’s cool, man. | |
| [01:06] | We got all night to find the perfect campfire story. | |
| [01:09] | -The sun! -My eyes! | |
| [01:14] | – Hmm? – Mm-mm. | |
| [01:16] | -Rawr! -Mm-mm. | |
| [01:19] | Mehotep Lahoton. | |
| [01:23] | -Huh? -Mm-mm. | |
| [01:24] | They were straight-up stuck until… | |
| [01:26] | Sophie One, your flossing was flawless. | |
| [01:30] | Other Sophie, you’re so bad at teeth, | |
| [01:33] | you’re gonna get jacked by Gumbalina Toothington. | |
| [01:36] | Gumbalina Toothington? | |
| [01:38] | Gumbalina Toothington. | |
| [01:42] | Gumbalina Toothington? | |
| [01:44] | Gum-bal– | |
| [01:45] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:47] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
| [01:48] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:51] | -Blah, blah, blah! -♪ Once they used the hypno-ring ♪ | |
| [01:53] | ♪ And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:55] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:59] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [02:00] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [02:03] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet ♪ | |
| [02:05] | -♪ You’re sure to feel the squeeze ♪ -Blah, blah, blah! | |
| [02:06] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [02:09] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [02:13] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [02:16] | The Ghastly Danger of the Ghost Dentist! | |
| [02:18] | Chapter 1: Tooth or Dare. | |
| [02:20] | George and Harold were intrigued by the legend of Gumbalina Toothington, | |
| [02:24] | so they asked Jessica to drill down for more info. | |
| [02:27] | Unfortunately, Jessica was not a reliable source. | |
| [02:30] | Gumbalina wasn’t just a dentist in dinosaur times, | |
| [02:33] | she also invented vampire fangs or something. | |
| [02:36] | That’s what my grandmar said, but she’s old. | |
| [02:41] | Yeah, we’ll take it from here. | |
| [02:43] | According to the Lake Summer Camp Tribune, | |
| [02:45] | Gumbalina Toothington was an 18th-century dentist | |
| [02:49] | who was shunned for her radical tooth craft. | |
| [02:51] | And the Lake Summer Camp Howler says the townspeople exiled her. | |
| [02:54] | Man, the only thing worse than dentists are ghosts. | |
| [02:57] | So, what would you say if the ghost of Gumbalina | |
| [02:59] | still roamed these woods searching for teeth? | |
| [03:02] | I’d say we’ve got a ghost story. | |
| [03:03] | Even better. We’ve got a ghost dentist story. | |
| [03:05] | -Or should we get a werewolf? -Maybe for backup. This is our night. | |
| [03:08] | Listen up! This is my night. | |
| [03:11] | Ow! Hot mic! Hot mic! | |
| [03:14] | Anyway, after all of you bore us with your subpar stories, | |
| [03:19] | I’ll bring the house down with a real spine-tingler! | |
| [03:23] | I wrote it myself. | |
| [03:26] | I’m the scariest man alive. | |
| [03:29] | Ahh! | |
| [03:31] | Because no one brings the scare like Count Kruppula. | |
| [03:39] | That’s– It’s me. | |
| [03:40] | Ow! | |
| [03:44] | Somebody ice that mic! Too hot! | |
| [03:46] | -This is his night, all right. -I thought it was our night. | |
| [03:49] | It is because we’re gonna turn his hair white. | |
| [03:51] | But he doesn’t have any hair. | |
| [03:52] | He has one hair, and we’re gonna turn it white. | |
| [03:54] | I’m going to turn it white! | |
| [03:56] | With a techno-morrow-thriller inspired by the sci-fi series Blight Future. | |
| [04:01] | -You’ve never seen it. -Yeah, we have. | |
| [04:03] | It’s that show where everyone’s miserable in the future all the time. | |
| [04:06] | Want to drive our hover-buggies, talk about dystopia, | |
| [04:09] | and take pictures with our camera eyes, or whatever? | |
| [04:12] | What’s the point? | |
| [04:15] | Hover-buggy. | |
| [04:17] | You don’t get it. | |
| [04:18] | Nor will you get my story, which will end you! | |
| [04:20] | If we don’t get it, how are we gonna be scared? | |
| [04:22] | Fine! I’ll dumb it down! | |
| [04:24] | I actually like Blight Future. | |
| [04:25] | -It’s thought-provoking. -And original. | |
| [04:27] | And it’s gonna win best sci-fi show at this Thumbs-Uppy Awards. | |
| [04:30] | Hover-buggy. | |
| [04:33] | “Campfire story tellathon tonight. | |
| [04:35] | Starring Mr. Krupp. Bring extra pants.” | |
| [04:39] | “Park your fart car in the toilet. Then sing, bro.” | |
| [04:44] | -Perfect. -So good. | |
| [04:45] | Chapter 2: A Scare to Remember. | |
| [04:47] | And the duchess looked in the mirror, and she was all, | |
| [04:50] | “Oh, my Gar, I’m more beautiful than ever!” | |
| [04:54] | And then the “creachar” crept closer, its shadow all shaggy and stuff. | |
| [04:58] | And the duchess flipped on the candle, and was all… | |
| [05:02] | “What a hideous creachar!” | |
| [05:04] | And the creachar was… Other Sophie! | |
| [05:08] | ‘Cause Other Sophie doesn’t brush her har, ever! | |
| [05:13] | Who’s next? | |
| [05:14] | Quicker we get through your awful stories, the quicker we get to the good story. | |
| [05:17] | My story! | |
| [05:18] | And then the robotics fused with his human DNA, | |
| [05:22] | and there was no telling where the man ended and the robot began | |
| [05:26] | because it was the singularity! | |
| [05:32] | -The singular– -What’s that? | |
| [05:34] | Are you joking? It’s when robots take over! | |
| [05:36] | -This is terrifying! -Not really. | |
| [05:38] | You’re all wrong! Blight Future is a groundbreaking show! | |
| [05:41] | Blight Future– is that one of those stores | |
| [05:43] | that only sells lamps like Lamps Only? | |
| [05:47] | ♪ Going out of business! ♪ | |
| [05:49] | Whoa! Whoa! | |
| [05:51] | This thing is making me sweat more than usual, and that’s a lot! | |
| [05:56] | Get on with it! | |
| [05:58] | Because even a silver bullet | |
| [06:00] | can’t stop werewolves from falling in love. | |
| [06:03] | ♪ Bittersweet ending! ♪ | |
| [06:07] | Next! | |
| [06:09] | -Next! -Do anyone else’s knees feel hot? | |
| [06:12] | Next! | |
| [06:16] | Okay, enough garbage. | |
| [06:18] | Time to light this fire. | |
| [06:20] | -We already lit the fire. -Yeah, it’s burning right there. | |
| [06:22] | Zip it! | |
| [06:23] | Okay. | |
| [06:27] | You guys are in for a real treat. | |
| [06:31] | Two tigers tasting tapioca. | |
| [06:34] | Wither, weather, wonder, wander. | |
| [06:36] | I am a mountain! Hoogah! | |
| [06:41] | “It was a dark and stormy–“ | |
| [06:45] | Oh, that’s… | |
| [06:47] | I didn’t need those. They were, they were just for show. | |
| [06:49] | There wasn’t even anything written. I was– | |
| [06:52] | No, that’s fine. | |
| [06:54] | So, anyway, there was a place, right? | |
| [06:56] | And– And that place was dark, and there was, uh, something, uh, scary. | |
| [07:01] | And there was a shark, uh, guy, and then a knife, ahem, guy. | |
| [07:05] | And the shark guy said, uh, he said… | |
| [07:08] | “I’m gonna eat, uh, somebody!” | |
| [07:11] | And then the knife guy, you know, was like, “Wuh-oh. | |
| [07:13] | No, I think I’m gonna, you know… | |
| [07:15] | He– I– You know– ‘Cause he had already been on the other side…” | |
| [07:19] | Come on, Krupp, you’re blowing this. | |
| [07:21] | “And then, um, uh-oh, I lost my keys!” | |
| [07:24] | Whew! | |
| [07:25] | Is it hot or– Oh. | |
| [07:27] | My heart is beating like a shoe in a dryer, right? | |
| [07:30] | But pretty scary stuff. | |
| [07:31] | I mean, real scary so far, right? | |
| [07:34] | This actually makes me feel better about being stuck in a robot shell. | |
| [07:37] | Ugh, this is the saddest thing ever. | |
| [07:40] | Sadder than Other Sophie’s birthday party. | |
| [07:45] | I’m, like, leaving. | |
| [07:46] | Thanks for your birthday presents. | |
| [07:53] | No, no, no, wait! Wait, wait, wait! I’m not done, I’m not done! | |
| [07:56] | ‘Cause there were also skeletons, right? | |
| [07:58] | And– And a coffin! | |
| [07:59] | Oh, and cobwebs! | |
| [08:01] | Oh-ho-ho! So many cobwebs! | |
| [08:03] | Those are just Halloween decorations. | |
| [08:06] | No! I’m telling the best campfire story ever! | |
| [08:09] | And you’re in shock, obviously. | |
| [08:11] | That’s why it just feels like this is an absolute train wreck. | |
| [08:14] | What was that? | |
| [08:16] | Potpourri! | |
| [08:18] | What was that, indeed! | |
| [08:20] | Oh, scented candle! | |
| [08:22] | Maybe it was just the wind. | |
| [08:23] | Or perhaps it was the restless ghost of Gumbalina Toothington! | |
| [08:29] | I’m not afraid of ghosts. | |
| [08:31] | Ah! | |
| [08:34] | And I’m not afraid of dentists. | |
| [08:36] | Ah! | |
| [08:38] | Long ago, in the dental dark ages, | |
| [08:41] | Gumbalina Toothington wanted people to brush, floss and get biannual checkups | |
| [08:46] | ’cause teeth were pretty jacked back then. | |
| [08:48] | The townsfolk were all, | |
| [08:50] | “What’s better than ribbon candy and maple taffy? | |
| [08:52] | Nothin’!” | |
| [08:53] | So they cast Gumbalina out into the cold, dark woods. | |
| [08:56] | And Gumbalina vowed revenge! | |
| [08:59] | She built a secret bunker full of diabolical dental appliances, | |
| [09:03] | including the Dentalmighty, the ultimate dental weapon! | |
| [09:07] | But the townsfolk found out and they sealed Gumbalina in her bunker, | |
| [09:11] | never to be seen… | |
| [09:13] | again. | |
| [09:14] | Well… | |
| [09:16] | we found that bunker, and we went inside it! | |
| [09:19] | But it was empty. | |
| [09:21] | Or was it? | |
| [09:23] | It– It was. | |
| [09:24] | – But then we heard a noise. | |
| [09:27] | -And it sounded just like that! -Like a dental drill! | |
| [09:30] | Let’s get out of har! | |
| [09:32] | It’s too late! She’s here! | |
| [09:34] | Gumbalina Toothington! | |
| [09:42] | Told you they’d buy it. | |
| [09:43] | – Now, that was a ghost story. – All right, time to get me down. | |
| [09:47] | This harness isn’t getting any looser. | |
| [09:48] | Oh, my Gar! | |
| [09:50] | Scariest story ever! | |
| [09:53] | My grandmar is a bad storyteller. | |
| [09:57] | It was as scary as a story without werewolves can be. | |
| [10:00] | ♪ Full moon! ♪ | |
| [10:02] | I was so scared, I forgot I’m trapped in a robo sarcophagus. | |
| [10:07] | Seriously, get me down. | |
| [10:08] | -Think Krupp and Melvin will be mad? -Nah! | |
| [10:10] | Everyone loves being put in a blind panic by a ghost story. | |
| [10:19] | Please, take my teeth and let my gums serve you! | |
| [10:23] | It’s me, you jiggling bowl of fear pudding! | |
| [10:26] | Yeah! | |
| [10:27] | Oh, no! Gumbalina got the others. | |
| [10:30] | You can hear their screams of pain. | |
| [10:33] | Well, better them than us. | |
| [10:34] | -Let’s not waste their sacrifice. -No! | |
| [10:36] | They’re not screaming, they’re laughing. | |
| [10:39] | ♪ My name is Gumbalina And I’m not real ♪ | |
| [10:42] | – ♪ But Mr. Krupp and Melvin ran away ♪ – They tricked us! | |
| [10:45] | And now they’re mocking us in a catchy song. | |
| [10:47] | Not for long! | |
| [10:48] | -Wait! -Ah! | |
| [10:49] | They don’t know that we know their Gumbalina ghost is a fake. | |
| [10:52] | Right. Wait. | |
| [10:53] | What do we know they don’t know we know they know we know? | |
| [10:56] | Our revenge will be to scare them with a real Gumbalina ghost! | |
| [11:00] | Right. So you have one? | |
| [11:01] | Do I have a ghost? Is that a real question? | |
| [11:04] | No, but I will have one. | |
| [11:06] | The Ghosteroven 2000. | |
| [11:08] | A machine that can create a synthetic ghost out of aged DNA. | |
| [11:12] | -Any questions? -Uh, yes. This bagel is frozen. | |
| [11:15] | -Do I have time to defrost it? -No! | |
| [11:17] | Then I need to locate Gumbalina Toothington’s secret bunker | |
| [11:21] | in the woods. | |
| [11:22] | Ugh, can I stop digging so I can find a microwave for this bagel? | |
| [11:25] | No! Then I need to find a relic containing a remnant of Gumbalina’s DNA. | |
| [11:31] | -Like this? -Yes, those dentures should suffice. | |
| [11:34] | Hey, what’s this huge hunk of junk? | |
| [11:37] | “Den-tal-might-y.” | |
| [11:39] | -Think it can heat up a bagel? -No! | |
| [11:41] | Next we need to electromagnifypulsitrate the harvested DNA sample | |
| [11:46] | into a simulated holobiospectral state with the Ghosterovento 2000 | |
| [11:50] | to create an artificial apparition. | |
| [11:53] | Can I piggyback my bagel in there? | |
| [11:55] | My bagel! | |
| [11:57] | Rise, Gumbalina! Rise! | |
| [12:01] | Behold… the ghost of Gumbalina Toothington! | |
| [12:05] | Ah! Ghost plus dentist! | |
| [12:07] | Overkill! | |
| [12:08] | How can you be scared? You knew I was doing this. | |
| [12:11] | -You were with me the whole time. -But I wasn’t paying attention. | |
| [12:14] | -I be the ghost of Gumbalina– -Yeah, yeah, I covered that. | |
| [12:17] | And I made you, so now I need a favor. | |
| [12:20] | Oh, doth this favor involve teeth? | |
| [12:22] | I guess it could. | |
| [12:23] | Then a favor shall you have. | |
| [12:25] | And teeth shall I have. | |
| [12:31] | -We did it! -We? | |
| [12:36] | Is it done yet? | |
| [12:38] | -I’m starving. -Patience. | |
| [12:39] | Your suit cooks slower than a fire, but it’s an even heat, so it’s worth it. | |
| [12:42] | We got Krupp and Melvin good. | |
| [12:44] | -Think they’ll want payback? -Of course. | |
| [12:46] | Their hatred for us gives their lives purpose, | |
| [12:48] | so there’s a good chance Melvin altered a toaster oven | |
| [12:50] | to electromagnifypulsitrate harvested DNA from Gumbalina | |
| [12:54] | into a simulated holobiospectral state, | |
| [12:56] | creating an artificial apparition to scare us. | |
| [12:59] | Oh, and Krupp may be losing a battle of wits with a frozen bagel. | |
| [13:02] | -How do you know all that? -Melvin butt-dialed me. | |
| [13:05] | Mm, my bagel. | |
| [13:06] | – So much gluten. – How can you eat that bagel? | |
| [13:09] | – Ugh! It was on the ground! – Still good! | |
| [13:13] | Melvin thinks he can scare us with a toaster ghost? | |
| [13:16] | – Not on my watch. – Nope. | |
| [13:18] | Preemptive comic strike. | |
| [13:20] | Chapter 3: Captain Underpants and the Ghost Dentist. | |
| [13:23] | By George and Harold. | |
| [13:24] | So, once there were these ghost experts, Mr. Mupp and Krelvin, | |
| [13:29] | and they came to town and warned everyone that, like, Gumbalina Toothington, | |
| [13:33] | a giant ghost dentist, was on a tooth rampage. | |
| [13:36] | And the ghost experts pulled out cans of BooBeGone ghost repellent. | |
| [13:40] | One spray, and goodbye ghosty. | |
| [13:41] | Only 39,99. And get free ghost goggles. | |
| [13:44] | No! | |
| [13:45] | But the town was all, “Ghosts are only real in movies,” | |
| [13:48] | so the ghost experts left. | |
| [13:49] | But then, Gumbalina Toothington showed up and menaced the town so bad, | |
| [13:54] | the hot dog place had to close early and school was canceled till it wasn’t. | |
| [13:58] | So the townspeople called the ghost experts back | |
| [14:00] | and threw money at them– ka-ching, clank, kachung– | |
| [14:02] | to buy BooBeGone like the world was ending and sprayed it everywhere. | |
| [14:10] | It smelled like cinnamon, which was good unless you hate cinnamon. | |
| [14:13] | But Gumbalina came back anyway and was all, “Smells great, | |
| [14:16] | but you’re gonna need a lot more BooBeGone to get rid of me.” | |
| [14:20] | Luckily, Captain Underpants’ super smell picked up the cinnamon | |
| [14:23] | a hundred miles away | |
| [14:25] | and he flew in ’cause cinnamon buns, “Tra-la-licious! Where the buns at?” | |
| [14:28] | And Gumbalina revved her dental drill, zz, zz, drill noise, and was like, | |
| [14:32] | “Do you know the drill? Your teeth are about to!” | |
| [14:34] | Captain Underpants was all, “No! I need my teeth to chew cinnamon buns!” | |
| [14:38] | So he took out his undie chucks, which are nunchucks made of undies, | |
| [14:41] | and twirled them. | |
| [14:42] | He hit himself four times, “Ow, ow, ow, ow!” | |
| [14:44] | Then knocked Gumbalina down, and Gumbalina split in half. | |
| [14:47] | But instead of ghost guts spilling out, it was the ghost experts. | |
| [14:51] | Only they weren’t experts, they were conmen, | |
| [14:54] | and their BooBeGone was just air freshener– chh, chh. | |
| [14:56] | And the town was all, “We knew ghosts weren’t real. | |
| [14:59] | This isn’t a movie.” | |
| [15:00] | So everyone celebrated, | |
| [15:02] | and Captain Underpants ate a can of BooBeGone, | |
| [15:04] | which was like a cinnamon bun, but crunchy. | |
| [15:06] | Crunch, crunch, broken teeth. Okay, the end. | |
| [15:09] | Chapter 4: Nothing Compares to Chew. | |
| [15:12] | Behold, wood ticks! | |
| [15:14] | You cowered before a false ghost! | |
| [15:16] | Now you will kneel before the real ghost of Gumbalina Toothington! | |
| [15:21] | No, please! | |
| [15:22] | Take their teeth and let me chew for you! | |
| [15:25] | Not you. Them! Wait… | |
| [15:27] | Hey, Melvin, Mr. Krupp, grab a comic and a slice on a stick. | |
| [15:31] | Sorry if we scared you. We were just having a laugh. | |
| [15:34] | Oh, you’re sorry, all right, because ghost Gumbalina is upon you! | |
| [15:40] | I said, Gumbalina is upon you! | |
| [15:46] | – Could you? – I’ll get her. | |
| [15:47] | Hey, ghost lady, you’re on! | |
| [15:49] | I could’ve done that. | |
| [15:55] | You sugar-swilling, licorice-licking tooth traitors. | |
| [15:58] | You be unworthy of yon teeth. | |
| [16:00] | Worthy I will make ye, for the teethening is upon thee. | |
| [16:06] | So fake. | |
| [16:07] | Whoa, it’s like this comic told the future. | |
| [16:10] | ♪ Prophecy with pictures! ♪ | |
| [16:12] | Hey, Melvin, when you’re done with that trick, | |
| [16:14] | can you get me out of this robot suit? | |
| [16:16] | It feels like it’s becoming a part of me. | |
| [16:18] | The singularity! | |
| [16:21] | Wait, why aren’t you afraid of the ghost? Why aren’t you very afraid? | |
| [16:24] | Because you’re predictable, Melvin. | |
| [16:26] | And you butt-dialed us, so we heard your whole plan. | |
| [16:31] | Decorative wicker? | |
| [16:33] | No, thanks. | |
| [16:34] | Ye time for talk be over. | |
| [16:36] | Ye time for teeth be at hand. | |
| [16:38] | Thou hast forsaken yon dental duties, | |
| [16:41] | so minister your mandibles, I must. | |
| [16:47] | Personal dental cages? We didn’t approve that. | |
| [16:50] | Wait, is this still fake? ‘Cause it feels kind of real. | |
| [16:53] | ♪ Mixed messages. ♪ | |
| [16:56] | Come on, Melvin. | |
| [16:57] | Dental torture’s just desperate. It’s over. | |
| [17:00] | I’m not doing this! She’s doing it! | |
| [17:02] | -‘Cause you’re telling her to. -No, he’s not. | |
| [17:04] | Seriously, she’s a rogue ghost! | |
| [17:06] | -A rogue ghost you’re controlling. -No, he’s not. | |
| [17:09] | That ghost was its own boss the moment the toaster went “ding.” | |
| [17:12] | -Not buying it. -No? Watch this! | |
| [17:14] | Gumbalina, as your creator, I command you to stop at once! | |
| [17:20] | See? It’s like I’m not even here. | |
| [17:22] | -You buying it now? -Getting there. | |
| [17:24] | -And sold. -And goodbye. | |
| [17:28] | If ye fear your teethening, ye be right. | |
| [17:31] | Yon grills be mine forevermore. | |
| [17:34] | After ye complete ye new patient paperwork. | |
| [17:37] | Ah! Paperwork! Can I borrow a pen? | |
| [17:39] | Any last words? | |
| [17:41] | -Nope, no words. -Just snaps. | |
| [17:44] | Tra-la-lady ghost! | |
| [17:46] | I’m scared of those. See ya later. | |
| [17:48] | No! Captain Underpants, we need you to fight her! | |
| [17:51] | -I ain’t a-facin’ no ghost. -You have to! | |
| [17:53] | Okay. | |
| [17:55] | Open wide! | |
| [17:58] | Ah, your teeth are most foul! | |
| [18:00] | Drilleth and filleth each one, I must. | |
| [18:02] | Oh, you’re a dentist? | |
| [18:04] | Those are even worse than ghosts. | |
| [18:06] | They’re almost as bad as floss. | |
| [18:07] | I’m out. | |
| [18:08] | -No, you’re in! -Okay. | |
| [18:11] | Ah! | |
| [18:13] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [18:16] | Chapter 5: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [18:18] | presented in Scare-O-Rama, | |
| [18:20] | because getting scared can’t hurt you. | |
| [18:22] | Unless your heart stops. That’s bad. | |
| [18:26] | I’m not scared. | |
| [18:27] | I just like breathing this fast. | |
| [18:29] | Whoa! | |
| [18:30] | Scare me once, shame on you. | |
| [18:32] | Scare me twice and– Ah, I’m scared again! | |
| [18:36] | I gotta stop walking alone in the woods at night. | |
| [18:38] | Ah! Head-butt! | |
| [18:40] | I’m doing it! | |
| [18:42] | I’m beating a ghost and a dentist! | |
| [18:45] | I’m unstoppable! | |
| [18:48] | She’s gone! | |
| [18:50] | That was way easier than I expected. | |
| [18:52] | You guys got any shark guys or knife guys for me to take down? | |
| [18:58] | ‘Cause I saved them front row seats to the gun show. | |
| [19:03] | And the bun show. | |
| [19:07] | -Get it? -Afraid so. | |
| [19:08] | How could we not? | |
| [19:09] | Hey, if you beat Gumbalina, how come all those guys are still in dental cages? | |
| [19:13] | And why is the ground rumbling? | |
| [19:24] | A robo ghost dentist? | |
| [19:27] | -I’m out! -No, you’ve gotta stop her! | |
| [19:29] | Okay, but I want a raise. | |
| [19:31] | I shall not floss! | |
| [19:35] | Ooh, marshmallow. | |
| [19:37] | Ow! | |
| [19:39] | Hot, hot! And ashy. | |
| [19:41] | Ye teeth be beyond salvation. | |
| [19:43] | Oh, extract them all, I must. | |
| [19:45] | That sounds painful. | |
| [19:46] | Hey, that’s my sweet tooth! | |
| [19:49] | Oh, that’s my puddin’ tooth! | |
| [19:51] | Ow! That’s my donut tooth! | |
| [19:53] | We’ve gotta stop her before she gets to his cotton candy tooth. | |
| [19:56] | -Yeah, that’s his favorite tooth. -Follow my lead! | |
| [19:58] | Hey, ghost lady DDS! | |
| [20:00] | You like teeth? Well, you missed our chompers. | |
| [20:03] | – Untrue! – Hey! | |
| [20:04] | No tooth shall I spare. | |
| [20:06] | -Now what? -No idea. | |
| [20:07] | Seriously? That was your plan? | |
| [20:09] | Ooh, I got it! | |
| [20:10] | -Run! -Now you’re just winging it. | |
| [20:13] | Chapter 6: Wince and Split. | |
| [20:14] | -We’re gonna lose her! -No way she can catch up now. | |
| [20:17] | Whoa! | |
| [20:18] | -Since when is there a cliff here? -Yeah, feels like a cheat. | |
| [20:21] | Sealed be ye dental fate for ye teeth shall inherit the drill! | |
| [20:29] | Sit tight, boys. I’ll save you. | |
| [20:31] | Great, so we’ll just… | |
| [20:39] | Ye teeth, they be clean… | |
| [20:40] | like a hatchling babe on a dewy heather. | |
| [20:44] | If that’s a good thing, yeah. | |
| [20:46] | -We brush twice a day. -And floss. | |
| [20:48] | Dental hygiene has come a long way since olden times. | |
| [20:50] | Not for me. | |
| [20:52] | No brushy, no flossy, no servicey. | |
| [20:56] | ‘Tis true. That be why ye teeth be cursed and yon lads’ be not-eth. | |
| [21:01] | Wait a second. You’re just trying to take care of people’s teeth? | |
| [21:03] | Aye. I be a ghost dentist, but I be a dentist first. | |
| [21:07] | Sometimes a pirate… | |
| [21:09] | but mostly dentist. | |
| [21:10] | What about your evil dental weapons? | |
| [21:12] | Oh, I get carried awayeth. | |
| [21:13] | So, if we let you take care of everyone’s teeth… | |
| [21:16] | -Rest in peace, I shall. -Deal! | |
| [21:18] | No sale, Sally! | |
| [21:21] | I’m never flossing! | |
| [21:22] | -You have to. -Nope. | |
| [21:24] | – Flossing is a red line. – I got this! | |
| [21:28] | I hated flossing, too, once. | |
| [21:29] | But then I heard a fantastic song. | |
| [21:33] | ♪ Your teeth need flossing daily So they’ll be aglow ♪ | |
| [21:40] | ♪ Brushing alone is simply not enough ♪ | |
| [21:47] | ♪ So you must floss In sunshine and in shadow ♪ | |
| [21:54] | ♪ So your new teeth ♪ | |
| [21:56] | ♪ Your teeth will be healthy and stuff ♪ | |
| [22:03] | Okay, I’ll floss. | |
| [22:05] | Now, rinseth and spiteth. | |
| [22:08] | Ah! Why am I wet? | |
| [22:10] | Why do my teeth feel bigger? | |
| [22:11] | Where are my pants? | |
| [22:13] | Melvin, you did this! | |
| [22:19] | -Shall I uncageth yon whiner? -Maybe tomorroweth. | |
| [22:23] | Guess we found our perfect campfire story. | |
| [22:25] | Yep. So, we don’t need this guy after all. | |
| [22:27] | You can go home now. | |
| [22:30] | George, he’s not leaving. | |
| [22:33] | Because he’s hungry. | |
| [22:34] | Ahh! | |
| [22:36] | Don’t worry, guys, I’m half-robot now. | |
| [22:39] | Singularity! |