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| [00:16] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:18] | George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:20] | Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:23] | Remember that, now, because they’re about to get the summer camp of their dreams on. | |
| [00:27] | Here’s the plan– we’re gonna swim to the center of this lake | |
| [00:29] | and summon the lost tribe of the Orcanadians. | |
| [00:34] | Right, and then we’ll play waterball with the ninja sharks. | |
| [00:36] | Followed by a lake steak BBQ with the Eelarians– time permitting. | |
| [00:49] | Algae. Don’t go in there… unless you like algae. | |
| [00:53] | Mega tennis? | |
| [00:54] | Agh! These bugs are a plague! | |
| [00:56] | First one to send the ball into orbit wins! | |
| [00:59] | – The court’s gone. – But, oddly, the net’s still there. | |
| [01:02] | -Horseback skiing? -Only if the gravel’s fresh. | |
| [01:05] | I need more hands for swatting! | |
| [01:12] | -Lake Summer Camp is dead to us. -Me, too. | |
| [01:15] | Ow! More hands! | |
| [01:20] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:21] | -We’re cool! -Me, too! | |
| [01:23] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:26] | -Blah, blah, blah, blah! -♪ Once they used the hypno-ring ♪ | |
| [01:28] | ♪ And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:29] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:33] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [01:34] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [01:37] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet ♪ | |
| [01:39] | -♪ You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ -Blah, blah, blah! | |
| [01:40] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [01:43] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [01:47] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [01:50] | The Monstrous Mayhem of the Massive Melviathan. | |
| [01:55] | Fridge magnets, key chains, toothbrushes? | |
| [01:58] | I can’t believe people buy this homemade junk. | |
| [02:02] | “Avo-cozy”? | |
| [02:03] | An avocado cozy to keep my avocados warm? | |
| [02:07] | Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes! | |
| [02:09] | I gotta buy it! I gotta buy it! | |
| [02:13] | Oh, no! | |
| [02:15] | I need 80,000 to buy a Leisuremyland inflatable island. | |
| [02:18] | What do you mean there’s no reservation for Krupp? | |
| [02:21] | I called months ago! | |
| [02:24] | So, no spending, just saving! | |
| [02:27] | Okay. | |
| [02:29] | No. No, that’s not… | |
| [02:30] | That’s just lint. | |
| [02:31] | What? Hey! There’s a penny and a button. | |
| [02:34] | I should have 80,000 by now. | |
| [02:36] | Come on, Promotional Pizzasaurus bank, show me the money! | |
| [02:40] | –Thirty-two cents and 67 buttons? | |
| [02:43] | How are there more buttons in there than money? | |
| [02:47] | -What do you want? -This camp is all bad. | |
| [02:49] | We want a camp that’s all good. | |
| [02:50] | But first, we want you to put a shirt on. | |
| [02:52] | – I’m trying! – It’s… like a tornado in here! | |
| [02:56] | -So, will you make the camp better? -Better? This camp is perfect! | |
| [03:00] | There’s air and dirt and bugs! What more could you want? | |
| [03:03] | -We want the camp we dreamed about. -And that camp has… | |
| [03:06] | ♪ Swimming, fishing Water skiing, volleyball, and boomerangs ♪ | |
| [03:09] | ♪ Paintball, baseball, sailing, horseshoes Diving off of overhangs ♪ | |
| [03:11] | ♪ Archery, and kayaking And barbecue, and dominos ♪ | |
| [03:14] | ♪ Laser tag, capture the flag Pie eating, and a talent show ♪ | |
| [03:17] | Never! And there’s no changing my mind. | |
| [03:20] | You gotta give us something, | |
| [03:21] | or we’ll make sure you don’t sleep for the rest of the summer. | |
| [03:24] | Oh, how are you gonna– | |
| [03:25] | Well, that’s the end of– No more of– | |
| [03:28] | -Now ask yourself… -How many do we have? | |
| [03:30] | Hey, we need to throw ’em a bone so we can sleep. | |
| [03:33] | -Happy Krupp? -Ooh, how about a smile-a-thon? | |
| [03:36] | What? No! | |
| [03:37] | -Hungry Krupp! -The pie-eating thing? | |
| [03:39] | No! Weepy Krupp! | |
| [03:41] | A good cry? | |
| [03:43] | You have one idea always, | |
| [03:45] | -and it’s awful! -Psst! | |
| [03:47] | Hey, what about arts and crafts? | |
| [03:50] | I hate arts and crafts! | |
| [03:51] | Sure, but you can have the kids do it, | |
| [03:54] | sell whatever they make and use the money to buy a Leisuremyland. | |
| [03:57] | I love arts and crafts! | |
| [03:59] | Not bad, Sneaky Krupp. | |
| [04:00] | Hey, where’d he go? And where’s my wallet? | |
| [04:04] | I’ve changed my mind. You can have arts and crafts. | |
| [04:07] | Really? Just like that? | |
| [04:08] | Yep. Take it or leave it. | |
| [04:09] | -Well, it wasn’t in our song. -But it’s better than sinkhole tennis. | |
| [04:13] | – We’ll take it. – Ugh! | |
| [04:15] | Hello, sweatshop labor– I mean, campers! | |
| [04:18] | -What’s that? A bear? -Uh… | |
| [04:20] | No, it’s Altitooth, a monster from a previous episode. | |
| [04:24] | Let’s go with “bear.” Give me 20 of those. | |
| [04:27] | Ooh, a fancy fishing net! | |
| [04:30] | It’s a dream catcher. | |
| [04:31] | ♪Dre-ee-am catcher! ♪ | |
| [04:33] | If you say so. Give me 30 of those babies. | |
| [04:35] | Guys, these arts and crafts are just swell. Top notch! | |
| [04:39] | When you’re done, bring the merchandise– | |
| [04:41] | er, um, ahem– projects up front, and I’ll box them up. | |
| [04:45] | For safekeeping. | |
| [04:47] | Agh! Shirt! Come back here! | |
| [04:50] | Awesome treehouse! Arts and crafts are cool, | |
| [04:53] | but not as cool as any of the camp stuff from our dreams. | |
| [04:56] | Oh, no! Melvin! | |
| [04:57] | You’re being attacked by a robo-land squid! | |
| [04:59] | We’ll save you even though we don’t like you! | |
| [05:03] | No, you slow leaks! | |
| [05:04] | This is the SwapHappy2000. | |
| [05:06] | It swaps bugs away. | |
| [05:08] | That’s a combination of “swat” and “zap.” | |
| [05:10] | Swap! Copyright, Sneedworks. | |
| [05:12] | -Why don’t you just use bug spray? -Because I’m not a caveman. | |
| [05:16] | Oh, my glue gun is finally hot. | |
| [05:18] | Now I can make arts and crafts worthwhile with my papier-mâché particle accelerator. | |
| [05:21] | Oh, no, a bug landed on the… | |
| [05:24] | Agh! Hot glue! | |
| [05:42] | – Ugh! Algae. – Whoa! | |
| [05:44] | A Melvin sea monster? That’s my worst nightmare. | |
| [05:47] | Mine, too. You thinking what I’m thinking? | |
| [05:48] | That we should sleep with our eyes open from now on? | |
| [05:50] | Yes, and arts and craft comic. | |
| [05:52] | Chapter 2… | |
| [05:56] | By George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [05:57] | So, there was a volcano stunt show called “Magma-nificent,” | |
| [06:02] | where acrobats and stuff did stunts over a live volcano! | |
| [06:05] | Koo-hot! It was, like, really cool and totally dangerous! | |
| [06:08] | And Captain Underpants was the star because he was invulnerable, | |
| [06:11] | bad at stunts, and always falling into the lava, | |
| [06:13] | kersploosh-hiss-ow-aloe vera, which was a big crowd pleaser. | |
| [06:17] | “Oh, no!” “Yay!” | |
| [06:18] | Unfortunately, he fell in one too many times and woke up Melviathan, | |
| [06:22] | a giant, annoying, multi-armed serpent who lived in the volcano, a-duh! | |
| [06:27] | And Melviathan was all, “Stunt show? What? I live here!” | |
| [06:29] | And Captain Underpants was like, “There aren’t a lot of volcanoes, man.” | |
| [06:32] | And that was the last straw. | |
| [06:34] | Melviathan unleashed the octo-punch, which is eight punches at once. | |
| [06:37] | One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | |
| [06:38] | And Captain Underpants woke up in a secret lab | |
| [06:41] | because the President of Earth saved him, and he was all, “Save that– Him!” | |
| [06:44] | So, they put Captain Underpants through the enhance-a-soldier program | |
| [06:48] | while he was asleep. | |
| [06:49] | When he woke up in a cloud of fog and smoke and stuff… | |
| [06:52] | he was, dot-dot-dot, Captain Ultrapants! | |
| [06:55] | He had lasers, axes, robot snake arms, surround sound, and a taco bar. | |
| [07:01] | So, everything. Thank you, taxpayers! | |
| [07:03] | Captain Underpants flew back to the volcano | |
| [07:05] | with his new foot booster rockets, which he didn’t really need | |
| [07:08] | ’cause he could already fly, but they looked cool. | |
| [07:09] | And everybody was all, “Where have you been? | |
| [07:11] | It’s been three months!” | |
| [07:13] | And Captain Underpan– oh– and Captain Ultrapants was like, | |
| [07:15] | “I don’t wear a watch. What is time anyway?” | |
| [07:18] | “Big question.” | |
| [07:19] | And he unleashed every weapon he had at the same time– | |
| [07:22] | froosh-wasackbapbapbap-taco-bar noises– and knocked out Melviathan! | |
| [07:26] | He regained conscious-ness-ness-ness, and was all, “I’m out! | |
| [07:28] | And by that, I mean I’m moving.” | |
| [07:30] | And then they turned Magmanificent into a Broadway show | |
| [07:33] | and it lost a lot of its charm. | |
| [07:34] | Okay, the end. | |
| [07:35] | Look at all these orders! | |
| [07:37] | Those arts and crafts are selling like hotcakes. | |
| [07:40] | The Leisuremyland is as good as all mine! | |
| [07:43] | I hear the steak here is excellent. | |
| [07:48] | Delicious! | |
| [07:50] | Hey, why aren’t you arts and crafting? | |
| [07:52] | We’re over arts and crafts. | |
| [07:54] | Sweat and glitter? Bad combination. | |
| [07:56] | Yeah, so we’re ready for the next camp activity. | |
| [07:58] | Like bobsledding? | |
| [08:00] | Please be bobsledding, please be bobsledding. | |
| [08:02] | -Uh–! -No. I need a spa-aa. | |
| [08:04] | -Bobsledding! -Air conditioning? | |
| [08:06] | -Bobsledding! -Agh! We’re sinking! | |
| [08:08] | Every Krupp for himself! | |
| [08:10] | Get a grip, Sailor Krupp! | |
| [08:12] | Make them an offer theys can’t refuse. | |
| [08:14] | And make me’s a chicken Parm sangwich, extra mozz, to go. | |
| [08:18] | Yeah, Wise Guy Krupp! | |
| [08:19] | And who stole my watch? | |
| [08:21] | Psst! Wanna buy a watch? | |
| [08:23] | So, you’re over this, huh? | |
| [08:25] | Yeah. We don’t wanna make arts and crafts anymore. | |
| [08:28] | Humph. Now youse gotta do arts and crafts. | |
| [08:30] | First camp to make 1,000 arts and/or crafts gets to leave this room. | |
| [08:34] | -What about the other camp? -The other camp gets to make 2,000! | |
| [08:38] | And I’m not pitting you against each other to benefit myself. | |
| [08:41] | Nope, not doing that. | |
| [08:45] | Agh! Shirt! | |
| [08:48] | Camp Lake Summer Camp versus Lake Summer Camp Camp. | |
| [08:51] | Start crafting! | |
| [08:53] | Keep up the good work! Whatever those are, they’re great! | |
| [08:56] | Ah, Sophie One, your “feathar” boas are perfect. | |
| [08:59] | Other Sophie, find a bird | |
| [09:01] | and get us more… phfft– phfft– phfft– feath-aa-rs. | |
| [09:06] | You’re stringing beads like a champ, Gooch! | |
| [09:10] | How are things in the pine cone department, buddy? | |
| [09:12] | The Pine-Conepanions are almost done. This is the last racc-cone. | |
| [09:16] | We’ve got this in the wicker bag. | |
| [09:17] | You’re a machine, Dressy! | |
| [09:20] | A frivolous machine that makes junk, but still a machine! | |
| [09:23] | I love making dream catchers. | |
| [09:25] | ♪ Dream-ca-ca-ca-ca-catchers!♪ | |
| [09:29] | Melvin’s camp is killing us bead by bead. We’ll never get outta here. | |
| [09:32] | Unless we slow Dressy down. | |
| [09:34] | He said, with a gleam in his eye. | |
| [09:36] | Like this, like this, like this. | |
| [09:38] | ♪ Like this-sa-sa-sa-sa! ♪ | |
| [09:41] | Not getting it. Can you show us again? | |
| [09:42] | Yeah. And go even slower? | |
| [09:44] | And can you explain what dream catchers do again? | |
| [09:46] | -Also slowly. -Sure. | |
| [09:48] | Dream… catch… ers… | |
| [09:53] | Not that slow. | |
| [09:54] | …are supposed to let good dreams in and keep bad dreams out. | |
| [09:57] | ♪ Out! ♪ | |
| [09:58] | It’s too bad this isn’t a dream hatcher. It could hatch our dream summer camp. | |
| [10:02] | Yeah, and we’d never leave or let anything spoil it. | |
| [10:04] | Sorry, guys, dream technology isn’t there yet. | |
| [10:07] | ♪ Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-yet! ♪ | |
| [10:09] | Well, a boy can dream. | |
| [10:11] | Anyway, can you go over these one more time? | |
| [10:13] | With more unnecessary words? | |
| [10:15] | Stop undermining my ringer, you extra toes. | |
| [10:17] | It’s not going to work. | |
| [10:18] | We’re getting out of this memento mill and leaving you in our DIY dust! | |
| [10:22] | Now unhand that dream catcher. | |
| [10:24] | -Make us! -Fine. | |
| [10:25] | Prepare for maximum swap! | |
| [10:37] | Oh, no! Too much swap. | |
| [10:39] | You lunatic! You’ve swapped us all! | |
| [10:42] | I always thought my life would end in a vortex! | |
| [10:45] | That was number two on my list behind “game show”! | |
| [11:01] | What just happened? Where are we? | |
| [11:03] | What have we done? | |
| [11:04] | You opened a vortex to the dream dimension, and it pulled us in! | |
| [11:08] | ♪ Pulled! ♪ | |
| [11:09] | And that explains what’s going on… kinda. | |
| [11:11] | It’s not real. Wake up. Wake up! | |
| [11:16] | “Welcome to the dream dimension, where dreams are reality”? | |
| [11:21] | -Pinches? -You know that guy? | |
| [11:22] | Yeah. It’s Pinches the Purple Penguin. | |
| [11:25] | He was my imaginary friend a while back. | |
| [11:26] | You got change for a ten? | |
| [11:28] | -All I got is a 20. -Deal! | |
| [11:30] | Same old Pinches. | |
| [11:32] | Whoa, it’s my dream hovercraft! | |
| [11:34] | Everything here is stuff from both of your dreams | |
| [11:37] | because you were both holding the dream catcher that got swapped. | |
| [11:41] | ♪ Swa-ha-pped! ♪ | |
| [11:43] | -So, it’s all good dream stuff? -So far, but nothing’s a lock here. | |
| [11:47] | Some things happen for a reason. Others just happen. | |
| [11:50] | Dreams have a lot of wiggle room. | |
| [11:51] | ♪ Wi-hi-hi-ggle room! ♪ | |
| [11:53] | -How do you know all this? -I took a dream class. | |
| [11:56] | – You now know dreams. – ♪ Certificate! ♪ | |
| [11:59] | So then, like, why are we still at camp | |
| [12:01] | and not someplace better, like a spa-aa-aa? | |
| [12:06] | ‘Cause Harold and I have dreamed of going to camp since forever. | |
| [12:09] | Well, which one of you dreamed this? | |
| [12:11] | -Both of us! -Cool! Hey, I’m in stereo! | |
| [12:13] | So are we! | |
| [12:14] | So, this place is literally our dreams come true? | |
| [12:17] | Yes. ♪ Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ♪ | |
| [12:19] | No! No! | |
| [12:23] | Buckle up, baby, ’cause the summer camp of our dreams just got real. Ha! | |
| [12:27] | -In our dreams! -And nothing’s gonna stop us! | |
| [12:29] | He said with authority. | |
| [12:34] | “Cow toots are real windy.” | |
| [12:36] | Just like I dreamt it. | |
| [12:38] | ♪ Swimming, fishing Water skiing, volleyball, and boomerangs ♪ | |
| [12:40] | ♪ Paintball, baseball, sailing, horseshoes Diving off of overhangs ♪ | |
| [12:43] | – Whew! – You okay? | |
| [12:44] | Gimme a sec. Whew. Okay. | |
| [12:47] | ♪ Archery, and kayaking And barbecue, and dominos ♪ | |
| [12:49] | ♪ Laser tag, capture the flag Pie eating, and a talent show ♪ | |
| [12:55] | -Ah! This is the life! -Yeah, I could stay here forever. | |
| [12:59] | Me, too! Our “har” is amazing here. | |
| [13:03] | Wait, where’s Other Sophie? | |
| [13:06] | Meanwhile, in the real world, Other Sophie was still looking | |
| [13:08] | for the feathers that Jessica sent her to find. | |
| [13:15] | And back in Dream Camp… | |
| [13:17] | I love sky-surfing! | |
| [13:19] | ♪ Sky-surfing! ♪ | |
| [13:21] | “Moosel Beach”? | |
| [13:23] | You gotta be a member to work out here or just a moose? | |
| [13:28] | Oh, yeah, eh! | |
| [13:30] | Moosel Beach was a weird dream. | |
| [13:34] | Everybody loves Dream Camp, buddy. | |
| [13:36] | I don’t love it! I hate it! When are we leaving? | |
| [13:39] | And why is that giant mosquito shadowing me? | |
| [13:41] | This is George and Harold’s dream dimension, | |
| [13:43] | so they have to dream us out of here. | |
| [13:45] | Then do it, you unbaked cakes! | |
| [13:47] | Yeah… no. | |
| [13:49] | But we want you to have fun, so maybe this will help. | |
| [13:51] | Eh! You think a hat will help? Wrong! | |
| [13:54] | How about this one? | |
| [13:55] | No! | |
| [13:56] | No! No more hats! | |
| [13:58] | No hats! | |
| [14:01] | We should go after him. | |
| [14:02] | If he’s not happy here, he could ruin this. | |
| [14:04] | How? They’re our dreams. It’s not like he can turn them against us. | |
| [14:07] | He said, recklessly. | |
| [14:11] | Agh! Even the rocks here are annoying. | |
| [14:13] | -I must get out of here. -Hey! You wanna get outta here? | |
| [14:15] | -Yes. I just said that. -I can get you out. | |
| [14:17] | -But first, you got change for a ten? -I only have a 20. | |
| [14:20] | -Deal! -Hey! What about getting out of here? | |
| [14:22] | Ah, it’s easy. Make George and Harold wanna leave. | |
| [14:25] | What, that’s it? I paid 20 bucks for that? | |
| [14:27] | This place is my worst nightmare! | |
| [14:30] | “Worst nightmare…” | |
| [14:31] | – He said, to advance the plot. – Eh? | |
| [14:33] | Agh! Stop seasoning me! | |
| [14:36] | Ha! Eighty thousand in advance orders for arts and crafts. | |
| [14:40] | Exactly the amount I need to buy my Leisuremyland! | |
| [14:42] | And maybe some new buttons! | |
| [14:47] | Where is everyone? Where are the arts and crafts? | |
| [14:50] | Oh, no. No! No! | |
| [14:51] | No! | |
| [14:56] | I’m ruined! | |
| [15:00] | No! No! No! | |
| [15:01] | We’re too close to give up now! | |
| [15:03] | Pull it together, Krupp! | |
| [15:07] | You’ve gotta do this yourself! | |
| [15:09] | Agh! Hot glue! | |
| [15:16] | Melvin, welcome back! | |
| [15:17] | You up for some shark jousting? | |
| [15:18] | Grab a fin and join us, and don’t ruin everything. | |
| [15:22] | Or if you’re not up for normal fun, how about some Melvin fun? | |
| [15:25] | Like these beakers from my dream about Dr. Eyebulge, | |
| [15:28] | the mad scientist. | |
| [15:31] | Yes, this place is full of your dreams, | |
| [15:33] | but where are all your nightmares? | |
| [15:36] | I wonder… | |
| [15:37] | Good question. Guess we haven’t been thinking about them. | |
| [15:39] | Perhaps you should. | |
| [15:41] | -Okay. -Wait a second! | |
| [15:43] | Harold, he’s trying to make us bring our nightmares to life! | |
| [15:45] | Clear your mind! | |
| [15:49] | Done! My mind is a complete blank. | |
| [15:52] | Yes! Don’t think about your nightmares, think about your worst nightmare! | |
| [15:55] | Melviathan! | |
| [15:57] | No! Look away! | |
| [16:00] | Whoops. | |
| [16:05] | That is a nightmare. | |
| [16:07] | I bet he’ll destroy us all, starting with you. | |
| [16:09] | Harold, dream that thing away! | |
| [16:13] | Oh, no good! It’s still here! | |
| [16:15] | Because no one can control their nightmares. | |
| [16:17] | But you can dream us out of this absurd dream dimension. | |
| [16:20] | Melvin’s right. It’s time to let go of our dreams! | |
| [16:22] | No! We’re not done living the dream! | |
| [16:25] | Hop on the invisible horse! | |
| [16:27] | Giddy up, Can’t See Biscuit! | |
| [16:30] | Eh…? | |
| [16:32] | Pshaw! Invisible horse? I hate this place. | |
| [16:36] | And stop buttering me! | |
| [16:40] | Faster, invisible flying cobra! | |
| [16:42] | Lower, invisible amphibious plasmarine! | |
| [16:46] | Uh! Higher, invisible robokangarooster! | |
| [16:52] | I can still pull this off if I can just chew myself free. | |
| [16:59] | Man, am I glad I dreamed of a tree house no one could see. | |
| [17:01] | Melviathan won’t find us in here. | |
| [17:03] | Wait, why are we running? This is our dream world. | |
| [17:06] | If we dreamt that thing up, we can also dream up… | |
| [17:08] | -Captain Underpants! -Or even better. | |
| [17:10] | -We can make… -Captain Ultrapants, from our comic! | |
| [17:13] | He said, breathlessly. | |
| [17:15] | We can make him faster, stronger, tougher… | |
| [17:17] | -With flame eyes! -And a laser battle axe! | |
| [17:19] | -And a robot snake arm! -And a smoothie machine! | |
| [17:22] | Yes! We better start a list. | |
| [17:27] | I can’t believe we added everything on the list. | |
| [17:29] | Oh, he’s magma-nificent! | |
| [17:31] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [17:35] | Raise your ultra visor! | |
| [17:36] | ♪ Tra-la-leg day! ♪ | |
| [17:38] | ‘Cause this stuff’s heavy. | |
| [17:44] | Whoa! And confusing! | |
| [17:46] | We might’ve gone too far. | |
| [17:47] | You can’t go too far in your dreams, Harold. | |
| [17:50] | Captain Ultrapants, we need you to defeat Melviathan. | |
| [17:52] | -He’s messing up our dream camp! -Sure! | |
| [17:54] | And here’s a couple of pineapporkanapocolypse smoothies. | |
| [18:00] | Oops! You guys got insurance? | |
| [18:09] | Stop benching us! | |
| [18:11] | Ugh! I wish Other Sophie was here to be chum. | |
| [18:14] | Back in the real world… | |
| [18:18] | I wanna get out! | |
| [18:20] | I’ve gotta get out of this… | |
| [18:28] | And back in dream camp… | |
| [18:31] | This is your dream camp? | |
| [18:33] | I thought it would have more donut shops. | |
| [18:39] | Melviathan’s really crushing your dreams. | |
| [18:41] | You sure you don’t wanna leave before he destroys us all? | |
| [18:44] | And what’s this? A needlessly complicated coffee dispenser? | |
| [18:47] | No! He’s our ultimate weapon. | |
| [18:49] | Hi! I’m Captain Ultra– whoa! | |
| [18:51] | Whoa! I hope I have another one of those. | |
| [18:53] | He also makes smoothies. | |
| [18:57] | Oh, then I’m sure everything will be fine. | |
| [19:03] | Whoa! | |
| [19:05] | Ugh! | |
| [19:06] | I’m gonna freeze-blast you, Melviathan… | |
| [19:08] | just as soon as I figure out which button does that. | |
| [19:12] | Chapter 5– The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [19:15] | presented in Pleth-O-Rama, ’cause “plethora” means too much, | |
| [19:18] | and sometimes too much of a good thing is a bad thing. | |
| [19:22] | This laser battle axe is too heavy! | |
| [19:26] | Have a snake with a side of fist! | |
| [19:29] | Ultra bread attack! | |
| [19:32] | Ugh! Ow! | |
| [19:34] | Whoa! | |
| [19:37] | Ooh! Whoa! | |
| [19:39] | I’ll beat that guy as soon as this booster rocket runs out of juice! | |
| [19:45] | I was wrong. | |
| [19:46] | You can go too far in your dreams. | |
| [19:48] | Captain Ultrapants is like putting pie on a cake, on a cookie, | |
| [19:51] | on a brownie, on a donut, on candy. | |
| [19:54] | Go on. | |
| [19:55] | Yeah, we should just keep it real. | |
| [19:58] | This dream is canceled! | |
| [20:00] | Too real! | |
| [20:03] | Thanks for the cape, Mr. Crocobat! | |
| [20:06] | Whew! That’s so much better. | |
| [20:07] | All that stuff was really weighing me down, like a hippo-hat-imus. | |
| [20:12] | Ugh! | |
| [20:14] | Okay, Captain Underpants, do your thing! | |
| [20:16] | You had me at “thing.” | |
| [20:18] | I’m gonna camp that guy into the ground. | |
| [20:20] | You went back to the base model? | |
| [20:22] | Were you not losing hard enough? He doesn’t even have 20/20 vision. | |
| [20:25] | Yagh! | |
| [20:27] | Who was that? All I saw was a blur! | |
| [20:30] | And when did I get butt rockets? | |
| [20:32] | -Not a complaint, just a question. -Can we talk about this after? | |
| [20:34] | Right! I’m on the clock, which is what I’m gonna clean! | |
| [20:38] | Camp attack! | |
| [20:43] | ♪ Swimming, fishing Water skiing, volleyball, and boomerangs ♪ | |
| [20:45] | ♪ Paintball, baseball, sailing, horseshoes Diving off of overhangs ♪ | |
| [20:48] | You okay? | |
| [20:49] | -So thirsty. -Have some smoothie. | |
| [20:51] | Mmm! Pork! | |
| [20:53] | ♪ Archery And kayaking, and barbecue, and dominos ♪ | |
| [20:56] | ♪ Laser tag, capture the flag Pie eating and a talent show ♪ | |
| [21:00] | ♪ Something, something moccasins And everything must go today ♪ | |
| [21:02] | ♪ We’re going out of business ♪ | |
| [21:04] | ♪ And these sandwiches Won’t eat themselves…! ♪ | |
| [21:06] | Hey, dude! He’s out. You can stop. | |
| [21:11] | Oh! That was fun! But I think this pork has turned. | |
| [21:15] | Yep! | |
| [21:20] | We did it! We won! | |
| [21:21] | -That’s why we have to go home. -Wha…? | |
| [21:23] | We’ll always win here ’cause this is our dream world, | |
| [21:26] | so the wins don’t matter. | |
| [21:27] | The problem with this place is it’s all good. | |
| [21:29] | And good without bad isn’t good. | |
| [21:30] | Yeah. Without rain, you wouldn’t appreciate sunshine or dry socks. | |
| [21:35] | And, like, how Sophie One is better because of Other Sophie. | |
| [21:39] | Back in the real world… | |
| [21:50] | -And sometimes bad even makes good. -Right. | |
| [21:52] | Without school, we wouldn’t have Captain Underpants. | |
| [21:54] | Exactly. And that’s a Fact Smack. | |
| [21:57] | ♪ Fact Smack! ♪ | |
| [21:58] | Sorry your dream camp was destroyed. | |
| [22:00] | But, hey, I just won a Thumbs-Uppy, | |
| [22:02] | and I’ve never been on a TV show! Except this one. | |
| [22:06] | He said, breaking the fourth wall. | |
| [22:07] | So you’re saying our real dream camp is… | |
| [22:13] | Oh! This place smells like a bathroom for feet. | |
| [22:17] | Camp, sweet camp. | |
| [22:19] | Sinkhole tennis, anyone? | |
| [22:30] | Hello? Where is everybody? | |
| [22:32] | They ditched you! You got change for a ten? | |
| [22:34] | Trust me, the throwing up is worth it. | |
| [22:40] | Get me out of outta here! |