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| [00:17] | Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah… | |
| [00:24] | Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah– | |
| [00:30] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:32] | George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:34] | Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:37] | Remember that, now. | |
| [00:38] | They’re digging under the wall Mr. Krupp built to keep them apart, | |
| [00:41] | through 20-ish yards of loosely-packed dirt. | |
| [00:44] | That’s the length of nine tall guys, just shy of half a whale. | |
| [00:48] | Because nothing could stand in the way of their friendship. | |
| [00:51] | Uh– Harold? | |
| [00:52] | George? | |
| [00:54] | Except a grouchy badger. | |
| [00:57] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [00:58] | -We’re cool! -Me, too! | |
| [01:00] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:02] | -Blah, blah, blah, blah! -♪ Once they used the hypno-ring ♪ | |
| [01:05] | ♪ And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:06] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:10] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [01:11] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [01:14] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet ♪ | |
| [01:15] | -♪ You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ -Blah, blah, blah! | |
| [01:17] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [01:20] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [01:24] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [01:27] | The Angry Abnormal Atrocities | |
| [01:28] | of the Astute Animal Aggressors. | |
| [01:30] | Chapter 1: Summercramp. | |
| [01:32] | I didn’t think it was possible, | |
| [01:33] | but our new secret underground bunker is as cool as our treehouse! | |
| [01:36] | And these roasted marshmallows are gonna taste– | |
| [01:40] | Aw, who are we kidding? | |
| [01:42] | We gotta get Krupp to put us in the same camp. | |
| [01:44] | Our marshmallows are plastic cups. | |
| [01:46] | And our campfire is a sleeping badger. | |
| [01:47] | Who’s not sleeping. | |
| [01:50] | As the boys were scheming ways to get together, | |
| [01:52] | Krupp was scheming ways to get a LeisureMyLand. | |
| [01:55] | Ah! The LeisureMyLand. | |
| [01:58] | All I have to do is sweet-talk ’em | |
| [02:01] | into giving me a camp director’s discount… | |
| [02:03] | and I’ll spend summer relaxing on a rubber island. | |
| [02:06] | And it’ll be mine! All mine! | |
| [02:10] | What do you mean this petting zoo’s only for kids? | |
| [02:12] | This rubber island is mine and so is that goat. | |
| [02:14] | Yagh! | |
| [02:15] | Hello? Yes! | |
| [02:17] | I would like to buy a LeisureMyLand, please. | |
| [02:21] | I’m just a little short on cash. | |
| [02:23] | Like, about eight… ahem– ty… | |
| [02:25] | …thousand. | |
| [02:28] | Yes, $80,000. | |
| [02:32] | I know that’s how much it costs. | |
| [02:33] | That’s why I’m saying I’m a little short– What? What are you talking– | |
| [02:36] | Quiet out there! | |
| [02:38] | Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I said I– | |
| [02:41] | Hello? Is louder better if I talk? I’m trying– | |
| [02:45] | Quiet! | |
| [02:49] | Hello? Agh! Oh-hh! | |
| [02:53] | How am I supposed to sweet-talk them | |
| [02:55] | into giving me a free LeisureMyLand with all these annoying joy noises? | |
| [02:59] | Argh! I gotta get rid of these kids! | |
| [03:01] | I demand ideas | |
| [03:03] | for getting rid of the kids! Happy Krupp? | |
| [03:07] | How ’bout a sing-a-long, Angry Krupp? | |
| [03:10] | Too uplifting! Weepy Krupp? | |
| [03:12] | Cry-a-long? | |
| [03:15] | Too depressing! | |
| [03:17] | – Hungry Krupp? – Let’s eat them. | |
| [03:21] | Too filling! | |
| [03:22] | How about sending them on a nature walk? | |
| [03:25] | Deep in the woods where we can’t hear them? | |
| [03:27] | Too annoying! Wait, I’ve got it! | |
| [03:30] | We send them on a nature walk deep in the woods | |
| [03:32] | where we can’t hear them! | |
| [03:33] | Hey, that was my idea! | |
| [03:36] | -You’re all plotting against me! -Stop being paranoid, Paranoid Krupp! | |
| [03:41] | Today you’ll go on a nature walk. Far away. | |
| [03:44] | -How far? -Out of hearing range. | |
| [03:46] | -You’re gonna lead a hike? -Krupp gets winded ringing a doorbell. | |
| [03:56] | Whew! Wow! | |
| [03:58] | Me? I’ll never go in the woods! | |
| [04:00] | That’s where… the possums are. | |
| [04:02] | Ah, yes, young Krupp and the possum. | |
| [04:04] | Hey there, little guy. | |
| [04:08] | Hey! That’s– ugh! | |
| [04:10] | Oh, my sandwich. | |
| [04:12] | Ahem! So Counselor Mr. Meaner | |
| [04:15] | will lead Camp Lake Summer Camp, | |
| [04:17] | and his sister Misty Meaner will lead Lake Summer Camp Camp. | |
| [04:20] | This is actually worse than Krupp. Impressive. | |
| [04:24] | Wow, Meaner’s sister looks exactly like him. | |
| [04:27] | It’s like they took Meaner and added a ponytail to save money. | |
| [04:31] | But we would never do that. | |
| [04:34] | Hey! Break it up! | |
| [04:36] | I said– oh! Agh! Ow! | |
| [04:38] | Oh! Agh! | |
| [04:39] | Ow! Ow! | |
| [04:41] | – Enough! – Yep-yep-yep-yep. | |
| [04:43] | Mr. Meaner, you’re a gym teacher! Act like it! | |
| [04:45] | No, I’m Misty yep-yep-yep Meaner. | |
| [04:48] | Are you sure? | |
| [04:50] | You’re the same person as far as I can tell. | |
| [04:53] | Chapter 2: Nature Crock. | |
| [04:55] | All right, campers! | |
| [04:56] | We’re gonna yep-yep-yep go through the thorn patch, | |
| [04:58] | over the waterfall, and across the exploding lava rapids. | |
| [05:01] | Uh, can we just go on the normal trail? | |
| [05:03] | What, you got a problem with lava? | |
| [05:05] | Yeah. I think we all do. | |
| [05:06] | Tough yep-yep-yep-yep tomatoes! | |
| [05:08] | Can we at least put you down? | |
| [05:10] | You got a problem carrying a full-sized adult on your shoulders? | |
| [05:13] | Yes! | |
| [05:14] | Look, I don’t speak what you’re talking. | |
| [05:16] | What I think you said is you want to give me | |
| [05:19] | a free LeisureMyLand since I– | |
| [05:21] | No! We had a deal! | |
| [05:23] | Well, I guess I have no choice. | |
| [05:26] | – I have to learn what you’re talking. – Wait, what? | |
| [05:28] | Fresh worms. Doesn’t get any better than this. | |
| [05:33] | Yikes! You look like a butcher shop that went outta business. | |
| [05:36] | Put on this friendship bracelet I made ya. | |
| [05:38] | Be-gah-hh! | |
| [05:39] | George! The nature walk. So awful! There was lava! | |
| [05:43] | Wait, why aren’t you jacked-up like me? | |
| [05:45] | Well, Melvin hates nature and stuff, | |
| [05:47] | so he invented the BeastBooster 2000 | |
| [05:49] | to make smart animals to help us on the walk! | |
| [05:51] | They weren’t like talking and performing-surgery smart, | |
| [05:54] | but they were still amazing! | |
| [05:57] | Here’s a buck. Buy yourself some yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah talent! Ha! | |
| [06:02] | Krupp’s sending us all on another nature walk tomorrow. | |
| [06:05] | I can’t hack it! | |
| [06:07] | Easy, Harold. | |
| [06:08] | Hey, let’s watch some imaginary TV. | |
| [06:11] | Okay. | |
| [06:14] | ♪ Advancimals ♪ | |
| [06:16] | ♪ They’re advanced animals ♪ | |
| [06:19] | ♪ We put zero thought into this And now it’s a show ♪ | |
| [06:23] | ♪ They’re animals that think That stuff blows up ♪ | |
| [06:25] | ♪ Please buy a lunch box! ♪ | |
| [06:28] | I love that show. So, you feel better? | |
| [06:30] | Not really. For some reason, my TV mind is set to Spanish. | |
| [06:33] | ♪ ¡Advancimales! ♪ | |
| [06:35] | ♪ ¡Son animales avanzados! ♪ | |
| [06:39] | ♪ ¡No hicimos ningún esfuerzo y ahora es un show! ♪ | |
| [06:42] | ♪ ¡Animales que piensan y hay explosión, compren loncheras! ♪ | |
| [06:46] | Don’t worry, amigo. We’ll fix this together. | |
| [06:48] | Hey, let’s do the one thing that always gives us an idea! | |
| [06:51] | -Chumash sweat lodge? -Close. | |
| [06:53] | Chapter Three: | |
| [06:54] | Captain Underpants And The Perilous Possum Army– | |
| [06:57] | By George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [06:59] | So, a long time ago, or not… | |
| [07:01] | there was an evil camp director named Mister… er, Brupp. | |
| [07:05] | Yeah. Brupp! And he hated possum creatures and their teeth and stuff, | |
| [07:08] | so he enslaved them to do his bidding | |
| [07:09] | and make him ricotta French toast and clean the back of his car. | |
| [07:13] | But mostly he used them to scare kids at camp, | |
| [07:15] | so they like wouldn’t do fun stuff that annoyed him, | |
| [07:17] | like tether ham and volley ham. | |
| [07:19] | Here they come! Possum! Ree-shaza! Possum scare! | |
| [07:22] | Luckily, Captain Underpants was taking a class | |
| [07:24] | at an adult school thing nearby… | |
| [07:26] | on “how to make your laundry whites even whiter”! | |
| [07:28] | Impossible! No, watch and learn! Wow! | |
| [07:31] | When he heard. “Ree-shaza! | |
| [07:32] | And was all, “That’s the sound of possums using fear as a weapon | |
| [07:35] | to keep kids from fun stuff like volley ham!” | |
| [07:37] | So he smashed through the wall even though the door was right there. Ker-swak! | |
| [07:39] | But he was deep in the building… | |
| [07:41] | so he had to keep smashing through a bunch of walls. | |
| [07:43] | Booz! Wow, that’s a buncha walls. | |
| [07:44] | Then he flew in to save the day. Flying noise! | |
| [07:47] | Z-zz-zz! | |
| [07:49] | Z-zz-zz! Z-zz-zz! | |
| [07:52] | Then there were so many possums for Captain Underpants to fight, | |
| [07:55] | but he was able to trick them by, like, pointing at something. | |
| [07:57] | “Look out behind you, possums!” | |
| [07:59] | Then smacking them with a wedgie whip. Kerslap! | |
| [08:01] | “This is too easy. The possums are too dummy!” | |
| [08:03] | So Captain Underpants brought them all to his adult school thing | |
| [08:05] | to learn stuff good and all. | |
| [08:06] | The possums got smart and were so grateful, | |
| [08:08] | they got rid of Brupp so he had to live in a cave. Yay! The end. | |
| [08:12] | That’s it. We gotta use a possum to scare away Krupp. | |
| [08:14] | -Then, no more nature walks! -And we can finally be in the same camp! | |
| [08:18] | Wait, where did we get the slide projector? | |
| [08:20] | Shh, shh, shh! Harold, come on. | |
| [08:22] | All right, well, how do we convince a possum? | |
| [08:25] | Simple, pal. | |
| [08:26] | We use Melvin’s BeastBooster 2000 to make a possum smart. | |
| [08:29] | Then he can follow our instructions and scare Krupp away. | |
| [08:32] | Yes! Secret underground fort handshake! | |
| [08:35] | -Needs some work. -Yeah. | |
| [08:36] | Anyway, I’ll get the BeastBooster. You find a possum. | |
| [08:38] | Oh! ¿Por qué tengo que conseguir la zarigüeya? | |
| [08:41] | Your brain is set to Spanish again. | |
| [08:42] | Kinda cool, right? Why do I have to get the possum? | |
| [08:46] | – Because it’s your turn. – Oh. Sí, sí. | |
| [08:54] | Hey, Melvin. Uh… | |
| [08:56] | the rabbit refuses to play the keytar! | |
| [08:59] | He says it’s not as cool as the other instruments! | |
| [09:01] | What? There is no cooler instrument! | |
| [09:23] | I’m gonna show this rabbit about cool. | |
| [09:27] | George had the BeastBooster 2000, | |
| [09:30] | but there was still no Harold and no possum. | |
| [09:33] | I got a possum! | |
| [09:35] | That’s not a possum! | |
| [09:37] | – I got a possum! – That’s not a possum! | |
| [09:41] | Sorry! It’s dark out there. | |
| [09:43] | Take a flashlight! | |
| [09:44] | Oh! | |
| [09:45] | Finally, a possum! | |
| [09:47] | -Ew! -I know, right? | |
| [09:49] | Melvin has it set to “Basic Smart.” | |
| [09:51] | Let’s turn it up to “Talky Smart.” | |
| [10:01] | It’s working! | |
| [10:02] | I– I– I don’t understand | |
| [10:04] | why humans think it’s okay to abduct animals like this. | |
| [10:07] | Wait, is that me? I can speak? | |
| [10:11] | What have you done to me? | |
| [10:13] | What have you done? | |
| [10:15] | Easy, little fella. We just made you smart. | |
| [10:18] | We should name him. Possums are pretty testy, so, “Ragely”? | |
| [10:22] | …J. Snarlingtooth! | |
| [10:24] | Boys, I apologize for my outburst. I have a bit of a temper. | |
| [10:27] | And this is all very new to me– names, talking, thinking! | |
| [10:30] | I mean, I’m just a possum! I’m scared! And alone! | |
| [10:34] | And these walls are closing in! | |
| [10:39] | Hey, how would you like to have all the trash you could ever want? | |
| [10:43] | All the sweet, beautiful trash I want? | |
| [10:46] | How? Tell me now! | |
| [10:47] | Every night, a mean guy named Krupp | |
| [10:49] | locks up all the trash in the dumpsters outside the mess hall. | |
| [10:52] | Not my arm! | |
| [10:53] | We’ll get you the key if you scare Krupp so bad, he never comes back. | |
| [10:57] | Then it’s Trash City, baby. | |
| [10:59] | Hmm. Trash… City… baby. | |
| [11:03] | Chapter 4: The Taming of the Not So Shrewd. | |
| [11:06] | As you might say in your language… | |
| [11:23] | But you have to give me a free LeisureMyLand! | |
| [11:25] | I learned what you’re talking for you! | |
| [11:28] | – Ahem! – Agh! | |
| [11:29] | Hello. I’m here on behalf of– | |
| [11:32] | George and– | |
| [11:34] | I must ask you to stop screaming. | |
| [11:36] | Because loud noises upset me! | |
| [11:46] | Agh! | |
| [11:49] | I’m sorry. My temper got the best of me. | |
| [11:52] | No, it was perfect! You scared him silly. | |
| [11:54] | -I bet he’s gone for good! -So, that takes care of Krupp. | |
| [11:57] | -What about the counselors? -I’ll handle the Meaners. | |
| [11:59] | Erica? What’re you doing here? | |
| [12:01] | I’ve been pretending to be a foreign company all day to mess with Krupp. | |
| [12:04] | What else can you do around here? As for the Meaners, I’ve got their number. | |
| [12:08] | -Seven? -Twelve? | |
| [12:09] | -It’s a figure of speech. -Is the figure 54? | |
| [12:11] | -Is the figure 32? -It’s a figure of speech. | |
| [12:13] | -Is the figure 28? -Is the figure 39? | |
| [12:15] | -It’s a figure of speech. -Six hundred and five? | |
| [12:17] | -Is it 92? -It’s a figure of speech. | |
| [12:19] | – Seven? – Twelve? | |
| [12:21] | I heard working out is actually bad for you. | |
| [12:23] | Well, remember what yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Dad always used to say? | |
| [12:26] | Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah… | |
| [12:28] | “Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah”? | |
| [12:30] | “Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.” | |
| [12:31] | – I miss him. – Heads up. | |
| [12:33] | The FBI is coming to check your jump-rope licenses. | |
| [12:36] | -Is that a thing? -I don’t know. | |
| [12:37] | But I don’t yep-yep-yep-yep-yep got one. | |
| [12:40] | Wow. Too easy. | |
| [12:42] | All right, everybody, keep chewing. | |
| [12:45] | You, put that over there. And that goes over there! | |
| [12:48] | And you, put that over there. | |
| [12:49] | The adults are gone! | |
| [12:51] | And we’re tearing down this wall! | |
| [12:53] | From now on, we’re one camp! United! | |
| [12:55] | -And the kids are in charge! -Which means tonight, we party! | |
| [12:59] | But first, today… | |
| [13:01] | we party! | |
| [13:07] | “Beware of animals. Particularly cruel, heartless possums.” | |
| [13:12] | “Animals burp loud.” Nice. | |
| [13:14] | And, Ragely, as promised, welcome to Trash City, baby. | |
| [13:18] | To the victors belong the spoils. | |
| [13:20] | -Yeah, there’ll be spoiled stuff in there. -All right, it’s party time! | |
| [13:44] | Now that was a day of summer camp! | |
| [13:46] | And this glamping party is the perfect way to end it! | |
| [13:49] | “Glamping”? You mean “glamour camping”? | |
| [13:51] | -Hate to say it, but this isn’t it. -What do you mean? | |
| [13:53] | -Wigs are super glamorous. -Also super itchy. | |
| [13:57] | Because those aren’t wigs. Those are pieces of insulation. | |
| [14:00] | There he is! | |
| [14:01] | Ragely, the titan of trash! | |
| [14:03] | The possum that made all of this possible! | |
| [14:06] | Here’s a half-eaten apple, bro! | |
| [14:08] | – What gives, Rage? – We don’t want trash! | |
| [14:10] | Now that we’re smart, animals don’t want what you throw away. | |
| [14:14] | We want what you have. The good stuff. | |
| [14:16] | Food without bite marks. | |
| [14:17] | Outdoor movies. | |
| [14:19] | Pants. | |
| [14:20] | Ah, you want pants? We can make that happen. | |
| [14:22] | -You want my wig too? -Pah! That’s a piece of insulation. | |
| [14:25] | Not if you pretend. | |
| [14:28] | Too little, too late! | |
| [14:29] | The damage is done! So your luxuries are now our luxuries! | |
| [14:34] | And you will be our beasts of burden, baby! | |
| [14:40] | Chapter 5: Critter Critter Chicken Dinner. | |
| [14:45] | Here are your rolls and butter, Master Ragely. | |
| [14:48] | Good work, servant. Now, pamper me. Ah-hh… | |
| [14:51] | -Hey, can the kids eat now? -‘Cause we’re pretty hungry. | |
| [14:54] | Here’s the trash key. To the losers belong the spoils! | |
| [14:57] | Aw, man! We gotta eat spoiled stuff? | |
| [15:00] | Just as animals once did! And then you will sleep in cages. | |
| [15:04] | And then you will fight for our amusement! | |
| [15:07] | And you! Keep dancing, or you’ll be our next course! | |
| [15:10] | Please don’t make me rhumba. I don’t have the hips for it. | |
| [15:12] | We gotta do something! | |
| [15:13] | But these animals are watching us like hawks, especially that hawk! | |
| [15:23] | Hey, Master Ragely? We need to get more bread and butter. | |
| [15:25] | What? Well, be quick about it, opposable thumbs. | |
| [15:29] | It’s time for Captain Underpants. | |
| [15:30] | Yep. But Krupp is MIA. How are we gonna find him? | |
| [15:36] | Well, I guess this is where we start. | |
| [15:40] | Good thing Krupp is so Krupp-shaped. | |
| [15:42] | -Here, look! -And another one! | |
| [15:48] | -But the trail ends here. -Which means we’ve got him. | |
| [15:52] | I give up! I pledge allegiance to the possums! | |
| [15:56] | Oh, George and Harold. What are you doing here? | |
| [15:58] | Are you working for the possums? | |
| [16:00] | – ♪ Tra-la-leaves! ♪ | |
| [16:04] | Hey, are we roughing it? Nice! | |
| [16:06] | Let’s use these pine cones as toilet paper! | |
| [16:08] | First, we gotta deal with some talking animals. | |
| [16:11] | That sounds more fun. I’ll just save this baby for later. | |
| [16:14] | Find me those boys. And some more bread and butter. | |
| [16:17] | – Or else. – Guess what? | |
| [16:18] | I have bread and butter. How crazy is that? | |
| [16:23] | Too funny. Anyway, who do I wedgie? | |
| [16:26] | -All of them! -But they’re so cute. | |
| [16:29] | Don’t fall for it. It’s a trick. | |
| [16:31] | How can you doubt those faces? They’re adorable– | |
| [16:35] | Chapter 6: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [16:37] | presented in Smack-O-Rama. | |
| [16:40] | Because violence is okay if it’s part of a carnival game. | |
| [16:43] | I was gonna smack you, but you’re too cute to be dangerous. | |
| [16:46] | Agh! | |
| [16:48] | Aw-ww! I can’t smack you either because you’re even cuter. | |
| [16:51] | Ugh! | |
| [16:53] | Aw-ww! You’d think I’d learned my lesson, but I haven’t. | |
| [16:56] | Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! | |
| [17:00] | How can a human with so much power be so easily fooled? | |
| [17:03] | I mean, we literally tricked him the same way three times. | |
| [17:06] | Ragely’s too smart for Captain Underpants! | |
| [17:08] | Yeah, Cap’s not the sharpest tooth in the shark’s mouth. | |
| [17:12] | We need to figure out a way to help Captain Underpants. | |
| [17:15] | Let’s roll. | |
| [17:17] | Let’s cook this naked dope. | |
| [17:19] | You, socially awkward human inventor. | |
| [17:22] | Invent a restraint from which the mostly naked super-dolt can’t escape. | |
| [17:26] | -Can I stop dancing while I work? -No! | |
| [17:30] | How do we help Captain Underpants outsmart Ragely? Would a tutor work? | |
| [17:33] | Wait a minute. Uh… | |
| [17:35] | How do you open this thing? | |
| [17:37] | ♪ ¡Advancimales! Son animales avanzados… ♪ | |
| [17:40] | Of course! We need to fight smart animals with smarter animals. | |
| [17:44] | You mean, the smartest animals! | |
| [17:48] | Thinkcoon! Buffalobe! | |
| [17:49] | We’ve dis-ss-covered the cure for war! | |
| [17:53] | Oh, no, it’s-ss turning blue! | |
| [17:55] | Abandon hover-lab! | |
| [17:59] | Yeah, we need to make our own Advancimals! | |
| [18:01] | Now we just gotta figure out where to find a raccoon, | |
| [18:04] | a snake and a water buffalo. | |
| [18:10] | – Yeah! – And we found the outfits | |
| [18:12] | and accessories from the cartoon! What are the odds? | |
| [18:14] | Really good, because we’re almost out of show. | |
| [18:16] | “Super Talky Smart.” | |
| [18:20] | I don’t want to be roasted, but I bet I’d taste great! | |
| [18:23] | The laser-ropes are an exceptional invention. | |
| [18:26] | It’s a shame you don’t dance as well as you invent. | |
| [18:28] | Please, my feet are killing me! | |
| [18:30] | Less talk, more tap! | |
| [18:32] | It’s over, fleshy dope. | |
| [18:34] | I know your friends will try to rescue you. | |
| [18:36] | And then I’ll make them side dishes to you, the main course. | |
| [18:40] | You really should marinate us overnight or we’ll be hard to chew! | |
| [18:43] | Are you cooking you, or am I? | |
| [18:46] | Why don’t you dance with someone your own size? | |
| [18:48] | Yeah– brain size, that is. | |
| [18:52] | We are the Advanc-ss-imals. I am… | |
| [18:54] | Sss-ss… | |
| [19:00] | Sss-ss… | |
| [19:02] | Sss… Smartaconda. And no matter what you’re thinking, | |
| [19:05] | – I’ve already thought of it. – Interesting. | |
| [19:07] | It seems we have a real chess match on our hands. | |
| [19:12] | Checkmate. I win! | |
| [19:13] | Or did Smartaconda let you win? | |
| [19:16] | To keep you busy while Melvin helped us free Captain Underpants? | |
| [19:18] | – ♪ Tra-la-look! ♪ I’m free! – That’s right! | |
| [19:21] | I reset the photonmoleculatrix of the laser ropes to re-chronify the omni– | |
| [19:26] | -He cut ’em with scissors. -That’s the dummy version, but, yes. | |
| [19:29] | Because I’m done dancing! | |
| [19:34] | Uh– unless you win and I’ll… dance some more. | |
| [19:37] | Look… | |
| [19:38] | Well, I guess there’s nothing left to do but fight! | |
| [19:41] | Animals, attack! | |
| [19:44] | Oh, no! | |
| [19:45] | – I’m paralyzed by precious! – Not for long! | |
| [19:48] | Good call! Hey! | |
| [19:49] | Can you guys bark or squeak so I know where to punch? | |
| [19:52] | -No. -Worth a shot! | |
| [19:54] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [19:55] | And so it began– an epic battle of will, | |
| [19:58] | of strength, of extreme cuteness. | |
| [20:06] | The battle raged for years… | |
| [20:08] | for generations… | |
| [20:10] | for eons! | |
| [20:11] | For at least four minutes until it was finally done. | |
| [20:16] | -Who won? -We did! | |
| [20:18] | Wait, I hear one more animal! | |
| [20:21] | No, no, no, no! That’s Mr. Krupp’s car. | |
| [20:24] | Take that, wombat! Huh! Hah! Is it a wombat? | |
| [20:27] | All right, I’ve recalibrated the BeastBooster 2000. | |
| [20:30] | This will make the animals dumb again and restore the natural order. | |
| [20:34] | Wait! No! | |
| [20:36] | We gave them the gift of smart. We can’t just take it away. | |
| [20:39] | Of course we can! Being smart made them fight us! | |
| [20:42] | No! The way we treated them made them fight us. | |
| [20:45] | George is right. It’s kinda our fault. | |
| [20:47] | What? That’s crazy talk! We have to dumb them all down! | |
| [20:51] | No-oo! | |
| [20:57] | Ugh! | |
| [21:06] | – Oh, my! – He’ll be fine. | |
| [21:08] | And you animals can stay with us as long as you want. | |
| [21:10] | Nay, we must forge our own path. We will make our home in the wild. | |
| [21:15] | A utopia for animalkind. | |
| [21:17] | We will succ-ss-eed where humanity has failed. | |
| [21:20] | You guys should make a sandwich shop where the bread is another sandwich! | |
| [21:25] | Sandwich Sandwiches! | |
| [21:30] | Come, my animal brethren. | |
| [21:32] | Our lives-ss await! | |
| [21:35] | Oh, oh! What about pizza | |
| [21:37] | with no cheese, sauce or toppings? | |
| [21:39] | That’s-ss just bread! | |
| [21:42] | -We did it. So good. -No, we didn’t. | |
| [21:44] | As soon as we turn Captain Underpants back into Krupp… | |
| [21:47] | he’ll separate us again. | |
| [21:49] | Boys, you gave me the gift of smart and you let me keep it. | |
| [21:53] | Is there any way I can return the favor? | |
| [21:56] | Well, there is one way. | |
| [21:58] | I have an office now-ww! | |
| [22:03] | Marketing, we’re working through lunch! Order sandwich sandwiches! | |
| [22:08] | Why am I wet? Where are my pants? Agh! What do you want?! | |
| [22:12] | We wanna be in the same camp. | |
| [22:13] | – Ha! Never! – Either they’re together… | |
| [22:16] | or we’re together… forever. | |
| [22:21] | Or, push the button. | |
| [22:37] | Welcome home… ss-ss… | |
| [22:41] | Just felt like doing that. |