Long Shot(全民追女王)[2019]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：全民追女王
英文名称：Long Shot
年代：2019

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时间	英文	中文
[00:56]	I don’t know what the fuck is going on in this country, man!	我他妈不知道这个国家是怎么了
[00:59]	Every day I turn on the TV,	每天我打开电视
[01:02]	and I see these fucking freaks marching for their rights!	就看见那些该死的怪胎在游行争取权力
[01:07]	What about our rights?	那我们的权利怎么办
[01:11]	This is our time to show the world	是时候让世界看看
[01:13]	that we are not just an online movement!	我们不只是局限于网络的运动了
[01:17]	We’re growing physically!	我们日益壮大
[01:18]	This is our time to assert ourselves as the true voice of America!	是时候宣布我们才是真正的美国之声了
[01:23]	Yeah!	对
[01:25]	Yes, let’s do that!	对 行动起来
[01:27]	Now, you may have noticed	你们也许注意到了
[01:29]		雅利安人+流行歌手爱莉安娜・格兰德
[01:29]		我们的朋友雅利安・格兰德that our friend Aryan Grande
[01:31]	has brought in a new recruit.	招纳了一名新成员
[01:33]	FucktheJews82. Welcome, brother!	犹太人去死82 欢迎你 兄弟
[01:36]	Yeah!	欢迎
[01:39]	Hi. Heil. Heil, everybody.	各位好 万岁 各位好
[01:41]	White power. Obviously.	白人权利 很明显
[01:43]	Been a big fan of you guys for a while.	我一直是你们的忠实粉丝
[01:46]	Since World War II, really.	基本上从二战后就开始了
[01:47]	That’s when you made your big entrance, on the scene.	那时候你们就华丽登场了
[01:51]	And, Yeah. Just, in closing…	该说的都说了 最后一句
[01:56]	– Fuck the Jews! – Yeah!	-犹太人去死 -对
[01:58]	Welcome!	欢迎
[02:02]	Let’s fucking party!	大家狂欢吧
[02:05]		白人荣耀
[02:13]	So you guys are, like, pretty active on social media, right?	你们在社交媒体上挺活跃的 是吗
[02:16]	Yeah.	对
[02:17]	How many times a day would you say you tweet on average?	你们大概每天平均要发几条推特
[02:19]	Hey, FTJ!	犹太人去死
[02:21]	You said you wanted a swastika tattoo.	你说过你想要个�d字符文身的
[02:24]	Now’s your chance.	现在你的机会来了
[02:26]	Yeah, you know, I’ve been thinking about it. I’m cool.	我考虑了一下 还是算了吧
[02:29]	Come on, man. We all got ’em!	拜托 兄弟 我们都文了
[02:38]	You guys want me to get a swastika tattoo?	你们想让我文个�d字符吗
[02:40]	Yeah!	对啊
[02:42]	I will get a swastika tattoo.	那我就去文一个�d字符
[02:46]	Yeah.	行
[02:49]	Take over, man. I got to take a piss.	交给你了 我去撒尿
[02:53]	Super cool, guys. Thank you for this.	太酷了 兄弟们 谢谢你们
[02:55]	This is really exciting.	太激动人心了
[02:57]	All right, here we go!	好吧 开始了
[03:01]	Right! Yeah!	行 好
[03:04]	That hurt?	疼吗
[03:05]	On many levels. Yes.	各种意义上来说都很疼
[03:09]	Fuck!	操
[03:12]	This you?	这是你吗
[03:13]		布鲁克林鼓动报
[03:14]	You’re a journalist?	你是记者
[03:16]	Yeah!	是啊
[03:18]	We all got to be fucking journalists in this day and age,	这年头我们都得去当记者
[03:20]	mainstream media not covering our side of the story!	主流媒体又不报道我们的故事
[03:23]	His name is Fred Flarsky.	他叫弗雷德・弗拉斯基
[03:25]	He writes for the Brooklyn Advocate.	他给《布鲁克林鼓动报》供稿
[03:27]	– He’s a fucking Jew! – What?	-他是该死的犹太人 -什么
[03:30]	Look, look, look. Okay, okay, okay.	听着听着听着 行行行
[03:35]	What are you doing here?	你来干什么
[03:35]	You’re here to fucking embarrass us, huh?	你是来让我们难堪的吗
[03:37]	– Who sent you? – No one sent me!	-谁派你来的 -没人派我来
[03:39]	It’s okay. I’m… I’m…	没事 我 我
[03:41]	He’s been recording us the whole time!	他一直在给我们录音
[03:43]	Fucking shit, man! You infiltrated our group!	操你妈 你潜入了我们的组织
[03:46]	You’re gonna fucking die!	我他妈弄死你
[03:48]	How do you turn this thing off?	这玩意怎么关
[03:49]	The fucking red button, right there, man!	红色按钮 就在这
[03:57]	Holy shit!	我去
[04:06]	Yeah!	成功了
[04:09]	Not only did I escape…	我不仅逃出来了
[04:13]	I held onto my phone!	还保住了我的手机
[04:15]	Yes!	太棒了
[04:19]	I trusted you, man!	我那么信任你
[04:21]	Yeah, well…	是啊
[04:23]	Jews win this round, motherfucker!	这局犹太人赢了 傻逼
[04:26]	Peace!	告辞
[04:29]	Tonight on Wembley News,	今晚的《温布利新闻》
[04:30]		温布利新闻 特别报道
[04:30]	we take an in-depth look at Charlotte Field,	将对夏洛特・菲尔德进行深度报道
[04:32]		夏洛特・菲尔德
[04:32]	a Rhodes Scholar, a Pulitzer winner,	她是罗德奖学金和普利策奖得主
[04:35]	and protege of President Chambers,	她还是钱伯斯总统的得意门生
[04:38]	who tapped Field two years ago	总统于两年前提拔了菲尔德
[04:40]	to be the youngest secretary of state	使其成为这个国家有史以来
[04:42]	in the history of this nation.	最年轻的国务卿
[04:44]	And honestly, looking hotter than usual.	而且说实话 她愈发地火辣撩人
[04:46]		深度报道 夏洛特・菲尔德
[04:46]	Now, people are gonna say that’s sexist,	现在人们会说这样的言论是性别歧视
[04:48]	but, she’s just hot!	但她就是很性感
[04:49]	You know, when we talk about women in this way,	要知道 我们如此谈论女性
[04:51]	it is because we respect them so much,	是因为我们如此尊重她们
[04:53]	and we start with their body.	这种尊重从夸赞她们的身材开始
[04:55]	You two are terrible.	你们两个太讨厌了
[05:00]	– Good night, Steven. – Good night, Madam Secretary.	-晚安 史蒂文 -晚安 国务卿女士
[05:03]		希望渺茫
[05:06]	Sorry for the late call, Mr. Foreign Minister.	抱歉这么晚还打电话给你 外交部长先生
[05:09]	Long day.	今天事情太多
[05:10]	Three bilaterals.	三份双边协议
[05:11]	Listen, we’re not going to be able to do it.	听着 我们不可能做到
[05:14]	There’s just not enough traction around this thing.	促成这件事的引力不够
[05:16]	I believe in it, it’s just… I don’t have Congress support.	虽然我认可 但国会不支持
[05:19]	I don’t have the American people’s support.	美国人民也不支持
[05:21]	I know you and I don’t like it, Chuck,	我知道你我都不喜欢 查克
[05:23]	but you know who likes it?	但你知道谁喜欢吗
[05:24]	88% of college-educated Americans over 45.	88%受过大学教育的45岁以上的美国人
[05:28]	Likely voters.	潜在选民
[05:29]	That’s Gallup. We have to make this happen.	盖洛普民调的结果 我们必须促成此事
[06:07]	Well, I wouldn’t call the president inexperienced.	我不会说总统缺乏经验
[06:10]	I mean, he did play a president	他确实在一部大热电视剧中
[06:11]	on a very popular television show for over a decade.	扮演了超过十年的总统
[06:15]	You don’t get six Golden Globe nominations	如果不是演得特别深入人心
[06:17]	without being pretty convincing.	是不会六次被金球奖提名的
[06:20]	I do think I’m funny.	我确实觉得我很风趣
[06:22]	I’m sorry, I thought this interview was about	不好意思 我还以为这次采访是关于
[06:24]	promoting democracy in Eastern Europe.	推动东欧地区的民主进程
[06:26]	All right, next one’s BBC.	好了 下一个是BBC
[06:28]	Would you be asking a male cabinet member	你会问一名男性内阁成员
[06:30]	what products they use in their hair?	他们在用什么美发产品吗
[06:32]	I’m just kidding.	开玩笑的
[06:34]	No, it’s olive oil and mayonnaise.	不 就是橄榄油和蛋黄酱
[06:36]	I know. So cheap. So much shine.	我知道 特别便宜 特别闪亮
[06:42]	Good morning, Mr. President.	早上好 总统先生
[06:43]	Good morning, Mr. President.	早上好 总统先生
[06:46]	Good morning, Mr. President.	早上好 总统先生
[06:49]	Good morning, Mr. President.	早上好 总统先生
[06:51]	Oh, hey, Charlotte.	早 夏洛特
[06:52]	You caught me watching my show.	被你抓住了 我在看我演的的剧
[06:56]	Mr. President. We still recommend Option C.	总统先生 我们还是推荐C方案
[06:58]	I am not nuking a tsunami!	我不会用核武器对付海啸的
[07:02]	Here it is.	来了来了
[07:04]	Not now…	现在不行
[07:05]	Not today.	今天不行
[07:07]	Not in my house.	有我在就不行
[07:08]	Yes! I love that!	赞 我超爱这段
[07:12]	Me too.	我也是
[07:12]	Anyway, that’s not why I called you here.	总之 我叫你来不是为了看这个
[07:18]	Charlotte.	夏洛特
[07:18]	Yes, sir?	什么事 先生
[07:20]	I will not be seeking reelection.	我不准备争取连任了
[07:23]	Really?	真的吗
[07:24]	Look, I know it’s crazy,	我知道这很疯狂
[07:25]	because I’m only halfway through my first term.	因为我的第一个任期才刚过半
[07:28]	And you’re incredibly popular, sir.	而且你非常受欢迎 先生
[07:31]	And I want to use that popularity	我想把这种人气
[07:33]	to transition into something	转变成某种
[07:36]	more prestigious than the presidency.	比总统更显赫的身份
[07:40]	I wanna make it in the movies.	我想登上大荧幕
[07:43]	You’re going to leave the Presidency	你打算不当总统
[07:47]	to go be in movies?	去演电影
[07:48]	I know. It’s gonna be tough.	我知道 难度很大
[07:51]	Only like, 10 guys have made that jump from TV to film.	大概只有十个人曾成功从小荧幕转战大荧幕
[07:55]	Woody Harrelson, George Clooney…	伍迪・哈里森 乔治・克鲁尼
[07:58]	Might be… Might be just two.	大概 大概只有两个人成功过
[07:59]	I… Mr. President, have you	我 总统先生 你有没有
[08:03]	given any consideration as to whom you might endorse?	考虑过你会支持谁来当下一任总统
[08:07]	I’m sure you’re probably thinking of McNichol or Crowly.	我猜你一定在考虑麦克尼克或克劳利
[08:10]	Strong choices.	都是不错的选择
[08:12]	So strange, because I was considering a run in 2024.	说来也怪 我本来考虑2024年参加总统大选
[08:17]	And I’ve been vetted.	并且我已经被审查过了
[08:19]	So that’s all done.	已经搞定了
[08:21]	And I can’t stop thinking about what…	而且我情不自禁地想到
[08:26]	What it would do for your legacy	支持首位女性总统
[08:29]	to endorse the first female president.	会给你留下怎样的美名
[08:33]	I mean…	我是说…
[08:35]	That’s a legacy.	那可是丰功伟绩
[08:39]	Charlotte?	夏洛特
[08:41]	I would like to endorse you	我想支持你
[08:43]	to be the next president of the United States.	竞选下一任美国总统
[08:47]	I mean, if you think that’s a good idea,	如果你认为这是个好主意的话
[08:50]	sir, I trust you.	先生 我相信你
[08:51]	I’d… I’d be honored.	我 我将深感荣幸
[08:54]	I’m gonna be pulling for Team Charlotte. Right?	我要支持夏洛特队 好吗
[08:58]	Because you’ve been a great secretary.	因为你这个秘书当得很好
[09:00]	…of state.	我是国务卿
[09:02]	Whatever. It’s a cool job.	随便啦 这工作挺酷的
[09:04]	And, you’ve done it well.	你做得也很好
[09:06]	– Thank you, sir. – So stay focused.	-多谢夸奖 先生 -那就专心致志
[09:08]	Don’t make any major screw-ups.	别出什么大岔子
[09:10]	Don’t kill any hookers.	别杀死任何妓女
[09:12]	Probably not a problem for you.	你大概不存在这个问题
[09:13]	I don’t know what you’re into. Whatever.	我不知道你喜欢什么 随便啦
[09:15]	And before you know it…	然后转眼之间…
[09:20]	I like the sound of that.	我喜欢这曲调
[09:21]	? Hey, here she comes ?	? 她来了 ?
[09:22]	? It’s the first lady president ?	? 第一位女总统驾到 ?
[09:25]	? Who can believe that she’s actually a woman ?	? 谁能相信她真的是个女人 ?
[09:28]	Thank you, sir.	谢谢 先生
[09:29]	? She’s got a big brain and a couple other assets ?	? 她脑容量充足 其它部位也很丰满 ?
[09:37]	And here we see Secretary of State Charlotte Field.	现在我们看到的是国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德
[09:39]	Good morning.	早上好
[09:42]	Yes!	太好了
[09:47]		夏洛特菲尔德 基准研究
[09:47]	So the headline is, “You’re in great shape.”	开门见山的说 “你的身材很好”
[09:49]		身材很好
[09:50]	– Ninety-two, that’s good. – Really good.	-92分 很不错 -真的很不错
[09:52]	– Yeah. – And now, keep in mind	-是啊 -请注意
[09:54]	that these are numbers for a female candidate.	这些分数是针对女性候选人的
[09:57]	If you were a man, you’d be in the 192nd percentile.	如果你是个男人 这身材能拿192分了
[10:00]	– Well, that seems about right. – Yeah.	-感觉差不多 -嗯
[10:03]	‘Cause the man… Okay.	因为男人都…好了
[10:05]		性格特征 个人魅力 95 优雅值 96 热情值 93 背景故事 94 年轻程度 91 千禧一代好感度 92 幽默感 82
[10:05]	your sense of humor is 82,	你的幽默感得分82
[10:08]	which is solid. It’s solid.	这个分数还可以 还可以
[10:10]	But, you know, we wouldn’t mind seeing those numbers	但你也知道 我们不介意看到这个数字
[10:12]	go up a few points, or more.	再涨几分 或者更多
[10:14]	So, I’m going to get some writing samples from	我会找一些有趣的演讲稿写手
[10:17]	– some funny speech writers. – Great.	-写一些样稿 -很好
[10:18]	I am really interested in knowing how people feel	我很想知道人们对于我的成就
[10:21]	– about my accomplishments. – Yeah.	-有何看法 -对
[10:24]	Right. You know, so we don’t	好的 其实我们不会
[10:25]	drill down on specific policies.	深究具体的政策
[10:29]	And that’s only because people don’t seem to care.	因为人们似乎根本不关心
[10:33]	That’s interesting.	有意思
[10:33]	With that said, if you could broker some deal	话虽如此 如果你能谈成一些项目
[10:37]	that gets you out there talking	能让你公开谈论一些
[10:38]	about a thing that you feel really strongly about,	你有着强烈感受的事物
[10:41]	that would be great.	效果会很好
[10:42]	Well, that’s perfect.	那太好了
[10:43]	I mean, we’ve been looking for an opening	我们一直在寻找一个
[10:45]	to start a conversation about the environment.	开始讨论环境问题的契机
[10:49]	All right.	行吧
[10:50]	Romantically, if I may…	感情生活上 恕我冒昧
[10:52]		感情生活
[10:53]	Remember the stir online	还记得那次全球商务论坛吗
[10:56]	when the Canadian Prime Minister and you	加拿大总理和你
[10:59]	were seated next to each other at The Global Business Forum?	坐在一起 在网上造成了轰动
[11:04]	A relationship like that	那样的恋情
[11:05]		优秀的恋情
[11:06]	would push you into the high 90s.	会让你提升至95分以上
[11:07]		95分以上
[11:09]	High 90s?	95分以上
[11:11]	That brings us to…	接下来要说的是…
[11:14]		挥手
[11:17]	What’s wrong with my wave?	我挥手有什么问题吗
[11:19]	I think people feel that that level of elbow movement is, um…	我认为人们觉得这种程度的肘部动作
[11:24]	It stresses people out.	让人很紧张
[11:25]	You know what? It’s just an area for improvement.	你知道吗 这只是一个需要改进的方面
[11:28]	Okay, fine, I’ll work on the wave.	好吧 我会练习挥手的
[11:31]		布鲁克林
[11:35]	Hey Fred.	弗雷德
[11:36]	You’re gonna love this. I almost died.	这篇报道你绝对喜欢 我差点把命丢了
[11:39]	You got a second?	你有空吗
[11:40]	– Yeah. – Come on.	-有 -过来
[11:43]	I actually have some really great news.	其实我有很棒的消息要告诉你
[11:46]	– Really? – Yes.	-真的吗 -真的
[11:47]	Cool.	棒
[11:48]	We were just bought by Wembley Media.	我们刚刚被温布利传媒收购了
[11:51]	– What? – Yeah.	-什么 -是的
[11:52]	Are you fucking kidding me?	你他妈是在开玩笑吗
[11:53]	I knew you’d have a harsh reaction…	我就知道你的反应会很强烈
[11:54]	A harsh reaction?	反应强烈
[11:55]	– Fred, this is a good thing. – How?	-弗雷德 这是好事 -怎么可能
[11:57]	The fucker represents everything	那个混蛋代表着一切
[11:59]	that we’ve been fighting against since day one!	我们从第一天起就不断抗争的事物
[12:00]	The whole point of this paper is to fight	这份报纸的全部意义就在于
[12:02]	giant media conglomerates.	和大型传媒集团抗争
[12:03]	Now we’ve been bought by a giant media conglomerate.	现在我们被一家大型传媒集团收购了
[12:05]	– I do see the irony. – Irony?	-我明白这很讽刺 -讽刺
[12:07]	He’s gonna turn this place into a propaganda machine.	他会把这个地方变成宣传机器
[12:10]	Not the good kind, that’s right!	不是正义的善良的
[12:12]	The bad kind, that’s wrong!	而是邪恶的卑鄙的
[12:13]	Well, we’re out of options.	我们别无选择
[12:15]	We’ve been running as long as we can	我们已经靠着大麻医生
[12:17]	on ads for weed doctors and escorts.	和三陪的广告撑了够久了
[12:19]	Let’s get penis enlargement ads, too.	把阴茎增大广告也加上吧
[12:21]	No one likes their dick.	没人喜欢他们的老二
[12:22]	– Come on, Fred. – This Wembley guy,	-拜托 弗雷德 -温布利这家伙
[12:24]	he ran fake stories to help get Chambers elected.	他编造虚假新闻帮助钱伯斯当选
[12:27]	No, they couldn’t prove that.	不 他们没能证明这一点
[12:28]	We proved it! I wrote three articles about it!	我们证明了 这件事我写了三篇文章
[12:30]	– You published them! – I did.	-你刊登了它们 -确实如此
[12:32]	The shit that comes out of this fucking guy’s mouth…	这家伙口中喷出的那些屁话
[12:35]	He said hurricanes were caused by gay marriage.	他说飓风是同性婚姻导致的
[12:37]	I don’t even get how that fucking works.	我根本想不明白那怎么可能
[12:39]	I don’t even get the math on that one.	我根本不明白那背后的原理
[12:41]	– Fred, it’s done, all right? – It’s done?	-弗雷德 此事已成定局 -已成定局
[12:43]	They’re upstairs finalizing the deal right now.	他们正在楼上敲定交易
[12:46]	Look, we have to cut two-thirds of our staff.	听着 我们必须裁员三分之二
[12:49]	– Two-thirds? – Yeah.	-三分之二 -是的
[12:51]	But we wanna keep you on. They wanna keep you on.	但我们想留下你 他们想留下你
[12:53]	It’s just…	只是…
[12:55]	You just have to tone it down a little bit.	只是你需要低调一点
[12:57]	I don’t know how I can tone things down	我不知道我还能怎么
[12:58]	any more than I’m toning them down.	比现在更低调了
[13:00]	– Okay, Fred. You’re a great writer. – Thank you.	-弗雷德 你是个好作家 -谢谢
[13:02]	All right, you’re funny,	你很幽默
[13:03]	you take risks, you connect with people.	你敢于冒险 引起共鸣
[13:05]	I’m sensing a twist in this.	我感觉马上要有转折
[13:06]	You have a distinct, authentic voice, but…	你拥有独特真实的观点 但是
[13:09]	Sometimes you’re a little too much.	有时候你太夸张了
[13:11]	I don’t think I am too much!	我不觉得我太夸张了
[13:12]	I actually think I’m the perfect right portion.	我觉得我的程度刚刚好
[13:15]	Look, you have your job.	听着 你能保住工作
[13:16]	Okay, focus on that and just toe the line a little bit.	这才是重点 稍微遵守点规矩
[13:19]	You know what? I quit.	你知道吗 我辞职
[13:21]	Come on, Fred.	别这样 弗雷德
[13:21]	You should quit, too. Everyone should fucking quit.	你也应该辞职 所有人都应该辞职
[13:24]	No, I’m not gonna quit, I need my job.	不 我不会辞职 我需要我的工作
[13:25]	I need my fucking job, too. I’m broke, man!	我他妈也需要我的工作 我一贫如洗
[13:28]	But I can’t work for that guy.	但我不能为那家伙工作
[13:29]	At least let me fire you so you can get unemployment.	至少让我来开除你 这样你就能拿到失业补助
[13:31]	No fucking way!	门都没有
[13:33]	I want him to know that I quit.	我要让他知道是我自己辞职的
[13:36]	He’s never gonna know it, he’s never heard of you.	他永远不会知道的 他根本没听说过你
[13:38]	You’re gonna destroy your life to spite a guy	你要为了恶心一个从来没听说过你的人
[13:40]	– who’s never heard of you? – Yes!	-毁掉自己的人生吗 -是的
[13:41]	You said it best!	你说对了
[13:42]	That’s exactly what I’m doing.	我就是要这么做
[13:44]	You’re making bad decisions and it’s bumming me out, man.	你做的决定很糟糕 让我很郁闷
[13:46]	Well, that makes two of us.	你也让我这么觉得
[13:48]	Fuck this. Journalism died today, people.	去他妈的 新闻业今天死了 各位
[13:51]	Yes, hello, this is, uh, Fred Flarsky.	喂 我是弗雷德・弗拉斯基
[13:55]	I, uh,	我
[13:56]	was just calling to say that I was forced to quit my job recently,	打来只是想说我最近被迫辞职了
[13:59]	making me something of a free agent.	因此我就成了自由职业者
[14:01]	And I know in the past, uh,	我知道以前
[14:02]	you said I’m not exactly what The Times was looking for,	你说过我不是《纽约时报》要找的人
[14:05]		龙舌兰酒
[14:05]	but I was just calling to see if anything’s changed.	但我打来只是想看看有没有什么变化
[14:08]	Just give me a ring. Thank you so much.	我等你回电 非常感谢
[14:10]	Lance. It’s Fred.	兰斯 我是弗雷德
[14:14]	I lost my job and I’m very sad. Can I come by?	我失业了 我很难过 我能去找你吗
[14:22]	We need to schedule a meeting	我们要安排一次会议
[14:23]	and see what they have to say.	看看他们有什么要说的
[14:26]	Excuse me.	失陪一下
[14:28]	Man, I can’t believe they ditch you like that.	伙计 真不敢相信他们就这样开了你
[14:31]	It’s fucked up. I’m pissed.	太过分了 我很愤怒
[14:32]	Yeah. But you’re gonna feel a lot better, man, we’re leaving.	但你马上就会感觉好起来 我们现在就走
[14:35]	You can leave work right now?	你现在就可以下班吗
[14:36]	Yeah, I can fucking leave.	是啊 我可以下班
[14:37]	You see this corner office?	你看见这个拐角的大办公室了吗
[14:38]	That’s a “I can leave this bitch whenever I want” corner office.	这是”我想什么时候下班就什么时候下班”的办公室
[14:41]	Come on, man. Everybody!	来吧 大家听好
[14:44]	This is my best friend,	这是我最好的朋友
[14:46]	and he just lost his job today.	他今天刚刚失业了
[14:47]	All right? He’s at rock bottom.	他陷入了人生最低谷
[14:49]	– It’s not that bad. – He feels like shit.	-没那么糟糕 -他感觉糟透了
[14:51]	And I’m gonna make him feel better.	我要让他感觉好起来
[14:53]	It’s been a tradition since we were in college,	这是我们从大学时起的一个传统
[14:55]	when one of us feels sad,	当我们俩有人不开心时
[14:56]	the other one has to get him fucked up.	另一个人必须让他嗨到神智不清
[14:58]	I’m talking Britney Spears,	我说的是布兰妮・斯皮尔斯
[15:00]	mid-2000s bald head,	在零零年代中期剃光头
[15:02]	almost dropping the baby fucked up.	差点把宝宝掉地上的那种神智不清
[15:04]	No judgement. No judgement.	不做评判 不做评判
[15:06]	I need my schedule cleared, Zander.	我要清空日程表 赞德
[15:09]	I don’t want to do shit.	我什么工作都不想干
[15:10]	I’m going off-grid till tomorrow.	我今天要失联一整天
[15:12]	Matter of fact…	事实上
[15:14]	Everybody’s got the day off.	所有人今天都放假
[15:16]	Everybody’s got the day off.	所有人今天都放假
[15:17]	Y’all got the day off.	你们今天都放假
[15:18]	Everybody, go home.	大家回家去吧
[15:20]	I’m so appreciative of all of you guys’ hard work.	我很感激你们所有人的辛勤工作
[15:22]	I love every single one of you.	我爱你们每一个人
[15:24]	Except you, Ted!	除了你 泰德
[15:25]	Bagel Friday is for everybody, Ted!	百吉饼周五是给大家准备的 泰德
[15:28]	You don’t think we know you taking the bagels?	你以为我们不知道你拿了百吉饼吗
[15:31]	Yeah, Ted, not cool.	对 泰德 这样不好
[15:32]	– Zander. – Yeah?	-赞德 -在
[15:32]	I need two cans of the Pamplemousse LaCroix.	我要两罐天然西柚气泡水
[15:35]	I need that filled with Johnnie Walker Blue and CBD oil.	里面灌满尊尼获加蓝牌威士忌和大麻二酚油
[15:39]	Do you want one?	你想来一罐吗
[15:41]		被操了
[15:41]	I got fucked, man.	我被坑了 伙计
[15:43]	Yeah, you got fucked like a stepmom on Pornhub.	是啊 你被操得就像色情网站上的后妈一样
[15:46]	Well, it happens to everybody.	大家都经历过
[15:47]	I’ve been unemployed before, it sucks.	我以前也失业过 感觉糟透了
[15:49]	But I didn’t ask for any handouts.	但我没有寻求任何救济
[15:50]	I picked myself up by my bootstraps and got to it.	我靠自己的努力奋斗 走向了成功
[15:53]	Where are we going right now?	我们现在去哪儿
[15:54]	Best day ever, Fred. Don’t worry about it.	去人生最棒的一天 弗雷德 别担心
[15:56]	I’ve got this dope afternoon planned for us.	我给咱俩计划了超爽的一下午
[15:58]	First we’re going to finish these Pamplemousse’s.	首先我们要喝完西柚水
[16:00]	Play at the park.	去公园玩
[16:01]	After that we’re going to go to Peter Luger’s,	然后我们去皮特鲁格牛排馆
[16:03]	get you a nice fat steak,	给你来一份肥厚的牛排
[16:04]	and then finish it off with a World Wildlife Fund benefit.	最后去世界自然基金会的一场慈善活动
[16:07]	I don’t know if I want to go to some fancy rich person party.	我不确定要不要参加有钱人的高级派对
[16:10]	What… Oh, come on, man,	什么 得了吧 伙计
[16:11]	don’t be so judgmental, all right?	别这么武断 好吗
[16:13]	It’s free booze and there’ll be pandas and shit.	那有免费的酒喝 还有熊猫
[16:15]	– People love pandas and shit. – I don’t know.	-大家都喜欢熊猫 -我不确定
[16:18]	All right, fine, Fred.	好吧 弗雷德
[16:19]	Then just do nothing. All right?	那就什么也不做 好吗
[16:20]	Go home, do nothing.	回家去 什么也不做
[16:22]	And don’t kick it with your best friend and Boyz II Men.	不跟你的铁哥们还有男孩男人乐队一起找乐子
[16:26]	Say what?	你说什么
[16:27]	Oh, yeah.	是啊
[16:29]	Boyz II Men is bringing their timeless blend	男孩男人乐队要在派对上表演他们经典的
[16:31]	of R&B, hip-hop and new jack swing to the party.	节奏布鲁斯 嘻哈和新杰克摇摆的融合
[16:34]	I thought you would like to be there.	我以为你会想去呢
[16:36]	Bo-bo-bo-Boyz II Men?	男 男 男 男孩男人乐队
[16:38]		出自男孩男人乐队的歌曲《汽车城》
[16:38]	? Motownphilly’s back again ?	? 汽车城卷土重来 ?
[16:42]	That’s what I’m talking about, man.	我说的就是这个 伙计
[16:42]	– Okay, let’s have fun. What a fun day. – Let’s do this shit.	-那我们去玩吧 今天真开心 -来吧
[16:47]	I am so hungry, it’s insane.	我好饿 饿得发疯
[16:50]	Why didn’t you PowerBar me?	你为什么不给我能量棒
[16:51]	I tried, you pushed my hand away.	我想来着 你把我的手推开了
[16:54]	Skewered foods. I can’t eat skewered foods gracefully.	串串 我没办法优雅地吃串串
[16:57]	I look like a fucking caveman.	我会看起来像个野人
[16:58]	Yeah, and there are cameras everywhere.	是啊 而且到处都有镜头
[17:00]	That’s really gonna hurt your elegance score.	这真的会降低你的优雅值
[17:02]	That’s my best score.	那是我得分最高的一项
[17:07]	Fuck! It’s all skewered foods.	该死 全都是串串
[17:09]	– I’m gonna take the chicken off the skewers. – Take it off…	-我把鸡肉从串上弄下来 -弄下来
[17:11]	Quickly. Quickly.	快点 快点
[17:13]	Why do they make this so difficult…	为什么他们搞得这么难弄
[17:16]	I’m sorry, sir. I apologize.	对不起 先生 我很抱歉
[17:17]	– Jesus fucking Christ. – Can’t do things…	-该死的 -没法好好…
[17:20]	– Just make a fucking… Make a wall. Make a wall. – Yup.	-给我围成人墙 围成人墙 -好
[17:22]	– Do you have it? – Yes.	-好了吗 -好了
[17:27]	Good. Good, good, good, good.	安全 安全 安全
[17:28]	Oh, my God, it’s really good chicken.	天啊 这鸡肉真好吃
[17:32]	James Steward is approaching.	詹姆斯・斯图尔德正在靠近
[17:33]	James Steward is approaching.	詹姆斯・斯图尔德正在靠近
[17:34]	What?	什么
[17:35]	Okay, he’s about nine feet away.	他距离我们差不多有九英尺
[17:36]	His dick is probably about seven feet away.	他的老二距离我们只有七英尺
[17:38]	– Maggie! – Six feet away.	-玛吉 -六英尺
[17:40]	Five feet away. Spit, spit, spit, spit, spit.	五英尺 快吐掉 快吐掉
[17:43]	– James! – Bonsoir.	-詹姆斯 -晚上好
[17:46]	– Hi. – Good evening.	-你好 -晚上好
[17:47]	I am so sorry I missed you	真遗憾我几周前
[17:49]	when I was at the White House a few weeks ago.	去白宫时没见到你
[17:51]	Are you so “sorry,” James?	你有那么”遗憾”吗 詹姆斯
[17:51]		打趣加拿大人爱说抱歉
[17:54]	You’re never gonna stop making that joke, are you?	你永远不会放弃开这个玩笑 对吗
[17:56]	No. I’m not.	是的 我不会
[17:58]	Well, I… Oh, hello.	我…你好
[18:00]	– Hi. – Oh, yes.	-你好 -好的
[18:02]	Thank you.	谢谢
[18:05]	One more. One more.	再来一张 再来一张
[18:08]	Merci. Thank you.	谢谢 谢谢
[18:10]	What do you say we get out of here?	你说我们离开这里怎么样
[18:13]	Grab a drink somewhere a bit more private.	去更私密的地方喝一杯
[18:18]	– Yes… – Yeah?	-太棒了 -好吗
[18:19]	Oh, my God!	天啊
[18:20]	Make some noise out there! Make some noise!	大家大声一点 大声一点
[18:23]	Yeah! Check it out, y’all!	你们都给我看过来
[18:25]	One question, what’s the name of the group?	问个问题 乐队的名字叫什么
[18:27]	Boyz II Men!	男孩男人乐队
[18:28]	What’s the name of the group, y’all?	乐队的名字叫什么
[18:29]	Boyz II Men!	男孩男人乐队
[18:31]	? Motownphilly’s back again ?	? 汽车城卷土重来 ?
[18:31]	Motownphilly – Boyz II Men
[18:36]	? Doin’ a little east coast fling ?	? 来点东海岸的摇摆 ?
[18:39]	? Boyz II Men going off ?	? 男人男孩乐队闪亮登场 ?
[18:43]	? Not too hard, not too soft ?	? 不需要太强硬 也不会太软弱 ?
[18:47]	? It’s long overdue but now ?	? 我们姗姗来迟 ?
[18:49]	? Philly is slammin’ ?	? 费城热火朝天 ?
[18:52]	? Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD ?	? 男孩男人乐队 ?
[18:53]	Yeah… I told you this would be dope.	我说过会很带劲的
[18:53]	? The east coast family ?	? 东海岸的家族 ?
[18:55]	Yeah, uh… This is really cheering me up.	真的让我开心起来了
[18:56]	? Never skipped a beat, na ?	? 从不错过节拍 ?
[18:58]	? While cooling on South street ?	? 在南街纵情享乐 ?
[19:00]	? Jet black Benz, plenty of friends ?	? 黑色大奔 好友成群 ?
[19:02]	? And all the Philly steaks you could eat ?	? 还有各式各样的费城牛排 ?
[19:05]	? Back in school we used to dream about this everyday ?	? 学生时代 我们常常幻想这一刻 ?
[19:09]	? Could it really happen ?	? 梦想成真了吗 ?
[19:09]	I’m super underdressed.	我穿的太随便了
[19:10]	Stop complaining, all right?	别抱怨了 好吗
[19:10]	? Or do dreams fade away ?	? 还是会逐渐消失 ?
[19:11]	You think you feel outta place？	你觉得自己不太自在
[19:13]	? Then we started singing them ?	? 我们开始歌唱 ?
[19:13]	This is one of the brightest rooms I’ve ever been in, in my life.	这是我走进过的最耀眼的房间了
[19:16]	? So we started a group and here we are ?	? 我们建立了乐队 走到了这一步 ?
[19:17]	Bright? What do you mean, bright?	你说”耀眼”是什么意思
[19:19]	? Kickin’ it just for you ?	? 只为你们狂欢 ?
[19:19]	Like white.	白得耀眼
[19:21]	– “Bright” is white? – Yeah, man.	-你是指白人 -没错
[19:22]	It’s only me, the waiters and Boyz II Men.	黑人只有我 服务员和男孩男人乐队
[19:24]	I’ve already had three people tell me they love my music.	已经有三个人跟我说喜欢我的音乐了
[19:26]	? Doin’ a little east coast fling ?	? 来点东海岸的摇摆 ?
[19:30]	? Boyz II Men going off ?	? 男孩男人乐队闪亮登场 ?
[19:32]	Duty calls.	我还有工作
[19:34]	I’ll take a snow check on that dance.	改天再邀你跳舞
[19:34]	? Not too hard, not too soft ?	? 不需要太强硬 也不会太软弱 ?
[19:36]	– Canadian for “rain check.” – Okay.	-加拿大人不说”下雨”说”下雪” -好的
[19:36]		rain check 下次 改天
[19:38]	? The spotlight is on us now ?	? 我们站立在聚光灯下 ?
[19:39]	à bient?t.	回头见
[19:40]	Okay.	好
[19:40]	? Watch us do this ?	? 看好了 ?
[19:46]	? Live and direct from Philly town ?	? 在费城现场直播 ?
[19:47]	Man, you’re pounding ’em kinda hard, don’t you think?	你喝得有点太猛了吧 你觉得呢
[19:49]	? Rap and hype and we can get down ?	? 尽情地说唱 我们兴奋得难以名状?
[19:50]	I got fired today, man.	我今天被炒鱿鱼了 伙计
[19:51]	? We are ready to roll ?	? 我们准备好摇滚了 ?
[19:52]	You told me you quit.	你跟我说是自己辞职的
[19:53]	? So now the world will know that we were ?	? 现在世人都会知道我们 ?
[19:54]	I was forced to quit because of…	我是被迫主动辞职的 因为
[19:56]	? Back in school we used to dream about this everyday ?	? 学生时代 我们常常幻想这一刻 ?
[19:57]	Yeah, okay, man.	好吧 伙计
[19:58]	Lie to me some more.	接着编吧
[19:59]	? Could it really happen? ?	? 梦想会成真吗 ?
[20:01]	? Or do dreams fade away ?	? 还是会逐渐消失 ?
[20:01]	You good?	你还好吗
[20:03]	? Then we started singing them ?	? 于是我们开始 ?
[20:05]	? They said it sounded smooth ?	? 人们说听上去很流畅 ?
[20:07]	? So we started a group and here we are ?	? 我们建立了乐队 走到了这一步 ?
[20:07]	Shit. Is the secretary of state looking at us?	我靠 国务卿在看我们吗
[20:10]	? Kickin’ it just for you ?	? 只为你们狂欢 ?
[20:12]	She’s looking at you？	她在看你
[20:12]	? Motownphilly’s back again ?	? 汽车城卷土重来 ?
[20:15]	Fred.	弗雷德
[20:19]	Fred. What the hell? What was that?	弗雷德 什么情况 刚刚怎么回事
[20:22]	Damn. Hey, what was that?	我去 到底怎么回事
[20:26]	I…	我
[20:27]	Kinda… I kinda know her. Okay?	好像 我好像认识她 行了吗
[20:28]	– You kinda know her? – Yeah.	-你好像认识她 -嗯
[20:30]	Nobody kinda knows Charlotte Field, all right?	没人能随便认识夏洛特・菲尔德 好吗
[20:32]	It’s like kinda knowing a mermaid, dude.	这就像认识美人鱼一样 老兄
[20:34]	You tell people that shit.	这种事值得炫耀
[20:35]	– That’s exceptional. – Okay.	-太不可思议了 -好吧
[20:37]	I’ll tell you a story.	我告诉你一个故事
[20:38]	So, I’m like 13, she’s like 16.	那时我大概十三岁 她大概十六岁
[20:42]	She’s my babysitter.	她是我的保姆
[20:43]	It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday – Boyz II Men
[20:43]	? How do I say goodbye ?	? 我该如何开口 ?
[20:48]	She’s like, perfect. She’s very nice to me,	她很完美 对我也很好
[20:50]	? To what we had ?	? 向我们所拥有的告别 ?
[20:51]	which goes a long way with me.	这对我来说很重要
[20:52]	So, we’re at her house…	我们当时在她家里
[20:54]	She’s practicing a speech that she’s writing.	她在练习自己写的演讲稿
[20:56]	She’s running for Student Council president.	当时她在竞选学生会主席
[20:57]	? The good times that made us laugh ?	? 美好的时光 让我们笑口常开 ?
[20:58]	Did you know that every year,	你知道吗 每一年
[20:59]	the school throws away over 500 tons of recyclable garbage?	学校都会扔掉五百吨的可回收垃圾
[21:02]	– And no one cares. – I know, it’s total bullshit.	-没有人在乎 -我知道 这太扯了
[21:02]	? Outweighed the bad ?	? 胜过所有的不欢 ?
[21:05]	But how do you get idiots to care about shit	但你怎么才能让那些笨蛋
[21:06]	– they don’t care about? – They’ll just care	-去在乎他们不在乎的事 -他们会在乎的
[21:09]	? I thought we’d get to see forever ?	? 我曾以为我们能看到永恒 ?
[21:09]	because it’s the right thing to care about.	因为这是应该在乎的事情
[21:11]	You’re more inspiring than George Bush and Dan Quayle combined.	你比乔治・布什和丹・奎尔加起来还鼓舞人心
[21:14]	Well, that’s not too hard.	超越他们并不难
[21:17]	? But forever has blown away ?	? 但永恒已渐渐消散 ?
[21:17]	Well, she was amazing, and she was smart,	她真的很棒 很聪明
[21:19]	and she seemed to kinda like me,	感觉她有点喜欢我
[21:20]	and I felt like we were having a moment.	我觉得我们之间有感觉
[21:22]	You know what I mean? Like a romantic moment.	你懂的 看对眼的感觉
[21:23]	? It’s so hard to say goodbye ?	? 向昨日道别 ?
[21:25]	Oh, shit.	我靠
[21:26]	So I did something,	于是我做了一件事
[21:27]	that in retrospect was highly inappropriate.	现在回想起来特别不妥的事
[21:29]	? To yesterday ?	? 如此艰难 ?
[21:29]	I kissed her.	我吻了她
[21:31]	I looked down…	低头一看
[21:32]	I got a fucking 13-year-old boner, man!	我两腿之间竖起了十三岁的勃起
[21:35]	Hard… But not big.	坚挺 但是不大
[21:38]	But hard. And pronounced, “13-year-old boner.”	但是坚挺 宣告着”十三岁的勃起”
[21:38]	? I don’t know where this road ?	? 我不知道这条路 ?
[21:41]	Sorry.	抱歉
[21:41]	And she looks at it. She sees it. And she goes…	她看到了 发现了 然后她说
[21:44]	It’s okay.	没关系
[21:45]	? Is gonna lead to ?	? 将会通向何方 ?
[21:46]	And then,	接着
[21:47]	her boyfriend comes into the room,	她男友进来了
[21:48]	who was in the other room watching Blossom!	之前他在隔壁看《绽放》
[21:50]	Hey, babe.	亲爱的
[21:51]	Points out my fucking little boner.	指着我小小的勃起
[21:51]	? All I know is where we’ve been ?	? 我只知道 我们一起去过的地方 ?
[21:53]	He makes a joke!	嘲笑了我
[21:55]	And they left.	然后他们离开了
[21:57]	? And what we’ve been through ?	? 还有我们一起经历过的一切 ?
[21:58]	I’m sorry.	对不起
[22:01]	And I’m left standing there alone…	留下我一个人
[22:04]	? If it gets me to tomorrow ?	? 如果能让我坚持到明天 ?
[22:05]	in the kitchen,	站在厨房里
[22:06]	with my little, hard 13-year-old fucking boner.	竖着我小小的 坚挺的 十三岁的勃起
[22:10]	– Hard as a rock. – And on top of that,	-硬邦邦的 -更重要的是
[22:11]	she didn’t win the fucking election.	她没能当选学生会主席
[22:13]	Bill Sterling won	比尔・斯特林当选了
[22:14]	because he ran on a two-prom platform.	因为他宣布要办两场毕业舞会
[22:16]	– Two-prom! – Two-proms! Back-to-back!	-两场 -两场 连着的
[22:18]	? I hope it’s worth all the pain ?	? 希望所有的苦痛都值得 ?
[22:20]	She didn’t stand a fucking chance.	她根本没有机会
[22:21]	No, man.	一点都没有
[22:22]	I think you’re skimming over the best part of that story.	我感觉你略过了故事最美好的部分
[22:24]	? It’s so hard to say goodbye ?	? 向昨日告别 ?
[22:25]	What’s the best part of that story?	哪有最美好的部分
[22:26]	She says your boner was okay.	她说你的勃起还可以
[22:28]	She said, “It’s okay,” like she was trying	她说”没关系” 就好像她在
[22:29]	to not make me fucking feel bad.	安慰我 不让我难堪
[22:30]	? To yesterday ?	? 向昨日告别 ?
[22:32]	Fred, you see a fucked-up story,	弗雷德 你认为这是个操蛋的故事
[22:33]	when I see a beautiful story about a girl that you liked,	但我认为这是个美好的故事 你喜欢的女孩
[22:37]	liking your boner in all of its okay-ness.	全盘接受了你平庸的勃起
[22:37]	? And I’ll take with me the memories ?	? 我会带着所有的记忆 ?
[22:40]	You need to talk to her tonight.	你今晚就得去找她
[22:42]	She probably doesn’t remember who I am.	她大概已经忘记我是谁了
[22:44]	If she does remember who I am,	如果她还记得我
[22:44]	? To be my sunshine after the rain ?	? 成为风雨之后的彩虹 ?
[22:45]	the last thing she wants is	她最不希望的就是
[22:46]	my 13-year-old-boner-having fucking ass walking up to her.	我这个十三岁就对着她勃起的变态走向她
[22:49]	Excuse me.	打扰一下
[22:51]	Secretary Field would like to speak with you.	国务卿菲尔德想和你谈谈
[22:51]	? It’s so hard to say goodbye ?	? 向昨日道别 ?
[22:53]	With me?	和我
[22:54]	With him, right?	和他对吧
[22:55]	– Yeah. – Right now?	-对 -现在吗
[22:57]	? To yesterday ?	? 如此艰难 ?
[22:57]	Do you know why?	你知道她找我有什么事吗
[22:58]	This way.	这边走
[23:00]	This is good.	这是好事
[23:02]	What are you nervous about？	你紧张什么
[23:03]	What the fuck? Everything I just said!	搞什么 我刚刚都白说了吗
[23:04]	? And I’ll take with me the memories ?	? 我会带走所有的记忆 ?
[23:11]	? To be my sunshine after the rain ?	? 成为风雨后的彩虹 ?
[23:15]	Oh, my God, dude, there she is.	天哪 老兄 你看看她
[23:23]	? It’s so hard to say goodbye ?	? 向昨日道别 ?
[23:26]	What are you gonna say to her?	你打算和她说什么
[23:28]	I don’t know.	我不知道
[23:29]	Should open with a neg.	应该先贬低她一下
[23:30]	? To yesterday ?	? 如此艰难 ?
[23:31]	Tell her she’s too tall.	跟她说她太高了
[23:32]	I’m not gonna neg the secretary of state.	我才不会贬低国务卿
[23:34]	– It was so nice to see you. – You as well.	-很高兴见到你 -我也是
[23:38]	Give me the signal when you need me.	如果需要我 就给我个信号
[23:43]	A man brought me here.	有个人带我来的
[23:44]	Yes, sorry about that.	是的 真不好意思
[23:46]	No, not at all.	不用 完全不必
[23:47]	I can’t shake this feeling that we know each other.	我总有一种我们认识的感觉
[23:50]	– We do. – We do?	-我们认识 -是吗
[23:51]	– We do know each other. – Okay, so I’m not crazy.	-我们确实认识 -好的 我没有胡思乱想
[23:53]	– I’m Fred. – Fred…	-我是弗雷德 -弗雷德
[23:55]	I was shorter,	以前我要矮一点
[23:56]	– but other than that… – Flarsky?	-但除此之外我基本… -弗拉斯基
[23:58]	– Yeah! Holy fuck! – No！	-是的 我操 -不是吧
[23:59]	I can’t believe it. You remember.	真不敢相信 你还记得
[24:00]	Oh, my God, look at you!	天哪 看看你
[24:03]	Look at me, yes.	看看我 是啊
[24:04]	What are you doing here?	你在这干什么
[24:05]	My friend, Lance… That’s Lance.	我朋友兰斯 那是兰斯
[24:08]	Hey, how you doing?	你好吗
[24:09]	He, uh, he just brought me here to see Boyz II Men.	他带我来看男孩男人乐队
[24:11]	I just met them.	我刚跟他们聊过
[24:13]	– You met the Men? – Yeah.	-你跟他们聊了 -是的
[24:14]	– What was it like? – Don’t tell anybody,	-感觉如何 -别告诉别人
[24:16]	but it was the highlight of my life.	但感觉是我的人生巅峰
[24:18]	I totally get that.	我完全理解
[24:18]	And I’ve met the Dalai Lama.	我可是见过xxxx的
[24:20]	Fuck him. How many hits does he have? None.	干他的 他有几首热单 一首都没有
[24:23]	Don’t actually fuck him.	别真的干他
[24:24]	– He’s a wonderful man. – Yeah.	-他是个好人 -是啊
[24:26]	What are you doing these days?	最近你都在干什么
[24:27]	I bet it’s something amazing.	我猜肯定是很厉害的工作
[24:30]	– It’s pretty amazing. – Yeah.	-是挺厉害的 -是吗
[24:32]	Yeah, but it’s still in its, uh, gestation period, I guess.	是的 但还在酝酿中
[24:35]	I don’t need to get into it.	不要在意细节
[24:36]	What about you, what have you been up to?	你呢 在何处高就呢
[24:39]	You’re the secretary… I’m joking.	你是国务卿 我开玩笑呢
[24:40]	I know what you’ve been up to.	我知道你在何处高就
[24:41]	Yeah. You’re very, um…	嗯 你非常…
[24:42]	You know, I just, I… I just wanna say it’s, like, amazing	我只是想说 你人生中所成就的一切
[24:44]	to see what you’ve done with your life.	真的太厉害了
[24:45]	A lot of people say they’re gonna do all this incredible stuff	很多人都夸口要做伟大的事
[24:48]	and they don’t do anything,	但却从未付出行动
[24:49]	but you actually did it all, so, congrats.	但你真的办到了 恭喜你
[24:53]	Well, I’m trying.	我还在努力
[24:55]	I think you’ve done it.	我觉得你已经成功了
[25:00]	Parker Wembley.	帕克・温布利
[25:02]	I hate this guy.	我讨厌这家伙
[25:03]	Parker Wembley, the guy who buys and sells newspapers	帕克・温布利 那个买卖报社
[25:06]	and thinks that hurricanes are caused by gay marriage?	认为是同性婚姻导致了飓风的家伙吗
[25:08]	You know him?	你认识他吗
[25:09]	He’s coming over here.	他要过来了
[25:10]	– Is he behind me? – Yeah.	-他在我身后吗 -是的
[25:12]	– Finally. Secretary Field. – Parker, how are you?	-终于见面了 国务卿菲尔德 -帕克 你好吗
[25:15]	You are looking particularly gorgeous tonight.	今天你真是格外光彩照人
[25:18]	Thank you.	谢谢
[25:18]	I… I’ve been trying to set a meeting with you	我这几个月一直想跟你
[25:21]	for some months now, and, uh…	安排会面
[25:24]	I mean, have you been avoiding me?	你是在回避我吗
[25:26]	No! No.	没有 怎么会
[25:28]	Not successfully.	这不还是见着了吗
[25:33]	Who’s your friend?	这位朋友是
[25:35]	– Fred. – Hey, Fred!	-弗雷德 -弗雷德
[25:36]	– Yes, hi. – How are you?	-你好 -你好吗
[25:38]	And, uh, what is it that you do?	你是做什么的
[25:39]	I’m a journalist, actually. Yeah.	其实我是记者
[25:42]	A journalist.	记者啊
[25:43]	Will I have read anything that you’ve written?	你有什么大作吗
[25:46]	Probably not recently ’cause I’m unemployed at the moment.	最近可能没有 因为目前我失业了
[25:49]	I am so sorry to hear that.	真是太遗憾了
[25:51]	Not your fault.	不是你的错
[25:52]	Excuse me, Secretary Field, we need a word.	打扰一下 国务卿菲尔德 借一步说话
[25:54]	– Okay. – So we will have that meeting.	-好的 -那我们约好了
[25:56]	– Right? – Yes.	-对吗 -是的
[25:57]	Okay, good. Fred.	那就好 弗雷德
[25:58]	– Yes? – Best of luck.	-什么事 -祝你好运
[26:00]	Why, thanks.	你太客气了
[26:00]	Things will turn around for you.	你会时来运转的
[26:01]	So nice of you.	谢谢你的好意
[26:02]	Darkest before the dawn and all that.	黎明前的黑暗
[26:06]	– I actually… I do have to… – Yeah.	-那个 我得… -好
[26:08]	You probably have a lot of things to do.	你可能有很多事要忙
[26:10]	Better than this.	没空跟我寒暄
[26:11]	It’s really nice to see you again.	真的很高兴再次见到你
[26:12]	Yeah. Okay. Sure. Great.	是的 好的 没问题
[26:16]	You’re backless. Wasn’t expecting that.	你穿的是露背装 意料之外
[26:19]	– Have fun at the party. – You too.	-祝你玩得开心 -你也是
[26:20]	Great to see you.	很高兴见到你
[26:25]	I see you. I see you. Yeah.	我看到了 我看到了
[26:30]	So I said, “You want…”	于是我说 “你想…”
[26:35]	What’s that look in your eye? What are you about to go do?	你这是什么眼神 你要干什么
[26:36]	Tonight is about the animals, dude.	今晚是为了给动物捐款 老兄
[26:38]	Fuck the animals! They’re fucking gone, man.	去它的动物 它们都灭绝了
[26:40]	Too late for the fucking animals.	该死的动物都没救了
[26:46]	– Fred? – Yeah, look.	-弗雷德 -听着
[26:47]	– What’s the problem? – I’ll tell you the problem.	-有什么问题吗 -我来告诉你有什么问题
[26:49]	– What? – You’re the problem, man!	-什么 -问题就是你
[26:51]	You’re everything that’s wrong with this fucking country.	你就是这个国家的一切问题所在
[26:53]	‘Cause you’re an old, rich, white piece of shit	因为你是个有钱的白人垃圾
[26:56]	and your media conglomerate is ruining this planet!	而且你的传媒集团正在摧毁这个星球
[27:00]	– Enough. – I’m done anyway.	-够了 -反正我已经说够了
[27:01]	I had more time with you than I thought I would,	我也没想到能跟你面对面说话
[27:03]	so joke’s on you. Excuse me, thank you.	傻了吧你 我先走一步 谢谢
[27:05]	Shit!	我靠
[27:09]	God!	天啊
[27:11]	Cracker down!	白垃圾摔下去了
[27:13]	Oh, my God.	天啊
[27:15]	Looks like it hurt.	他好像摔伤了
[27:16]	Boyz II Men, back up.	男孩男人组合 退后
[27:18]	You all right? You good?	你没事吧 还好吗
[27:19]	– You all right? – I’m okay!	-你没事吧 -我没事
[27:20]	He’s okay!	他没事
[27:22]	How is he standing?	他怎么还站得起来
[27:34]	No. That’s the Ruff Ryder…	不 这是拉夫・莱德的歌
[27:37]	This is so creative.	太有创意了
[27:42]	– What was that? – Thank you, Tom.	-都是什么啊 -谢谢你 汤姆
[27:44]	God, that was crazy.	天哪 太疯狂了
[27:46]	I mean, now that we know he’s okay,	既然他没有大碍
[27:48]	it was all so hilarious.	这一切就太好笑了
[27:50]	And so what is the relationship exactly?	你们究竟是什么关系
[27:53]	– Was he your super? – No,	-他是你上学时的宿管吗 -不是
[27:54]	we grew up next door to each other.	我们小时候是邻居
[27:57]	Yeah.	对
[27:59]	Fuck, I used to babysit for him.	我以前当过他的保姆
[28:01]	– You babysat for him? – I did.	-你当过他的保姆 -是的
[28:04]	Time has not been kind.	岁月不饶人啊
[28:05]	He was such a strange little kid.	他小时候就很怪
[28:07]	But he was really funny. And he was super smart.	但他真的很有趣 而且非常聪明
[28:10]	He did have this chip on his shoulder, though.	不过他确实很易怒
[28:12]	He’s actually not a bad writer.	其实他的写作水平还行
[28:14]	Wait, you’ve read his stuff?	等等 你看过他写的东西
[28:15]	Yeah, Brooklyn Advocate.	看过 《布鲁克林鼓动报》
[28:17]	Oh, God, of course, you read that, Tom.	天哪 你当然会看那个 汤姆
[28:19]	Didn’t that paper just get sold off?	那家报社不是刚被收购了吗
[28:21]	Wembley Media just bought them.	温布利传媒刚买下了这家报社
[28:23]	That makes total sense.	难怪了
[28:25]	That’s why he was such a dick to Wembley.	所以他对温布利态度那么恶劣
[28:27]	So the rest of the schedule for the day is pretty packed.	今天剩下的行程排得满满当当
[28:31]		布鲁克林鼓吹报 弗雷德・弗拉斯基 两党制可以吃�湃チ� (其实就是两个��)
[28:38]		去你妈的诶克森美孚公司
[28:41]		【国务卿】
[28:42]	Did you like any of those writing samples?	你喜欢那些样稿吗
[28:45]	Yeah, McKenzie is good. Bess is solid.	嗯 麦肯齐不错 贝丝也可以
[28:49]	And, um, Fred’s stuff isn’t too bad.	弗雷德的也不算太差
[28:53]	Wait, not the…	等等 不是那个…
[28:55]	The homeless person that fell down the stairs?	摔下楼梯的流浪汉吧
[28:57]	Yeah. He has a real voice.	是的 他的观点很切实
[29:00]	And he knows me. I mean, he knew me.	而且他了解我 我是说我们之前认识
[29:03]	And that’s probably a good thing	请他来给我写讲稿
[29:04]	if he’s going to be writing for me.	可能是件好事
[29:07]	Bringing someone like that onto the team,	在团队中引入这样的人
[29:09]	I have to say, feels a little reckless.	说实话 我觉得有点草率
[29:12]	His writing is really good. And it’s funny.	他的文笔真的很不错 很幽默
[29:15]	I think he can get that number up by a few points.	我觉得他能让我的幽默感提升几分
[29:17]	And if he doesn’t, we fire him.	如果不行 就炒了他
[29:19]	Okay.	好吧
[29:20]	Okay.	好
[29:22]	Fred Flarsky it is.	那就选弗雷德・弗拉斯基了
[29:24]	Thanks.	谢谢
[29:31]	All right, bye.	好 再见
[29:38]	Unknown!	未知来电
[29:40]	I don’t give a fuck. Answer that shit.	管他是谁 接电话
[29:41]	– What? – Answer it!	-什么 -接电话
[29:43]	What if it’s The Man trying to get at me?	万一是那家伙想报复我呢
[29:44]	No, it’s the universe trying to talk to you.	不 是宇宙想跟你通话
[29:46]	Really?	真的吗
[29:47]	– Gang. – Gang.	-黑帮 -黑帮
[29:49]	Do that shit, man. Fred, don’t fuck with me.	接电话 弗雷德 别烦我了
[29:51]	All right. Hello. Gang.	好吧 喂 黑帮
[29:52]	– Mr. Flarsky? – What?	-弗拉斯基先生吗 -什么
[29:54]	Wait, slow down. What?	等等 慢点说 什么
[29:55]	– You’re unknown. – Oh, my God. Mr. Flarsky.	-你是谁 -天哪 弗拉斯基先生
[29:57]	– Pardon? – Hello?	-你说什么 -喂
[29:58]	Go on.	请说
[29:59]	This is Maggie Millikin from Secretary Field’s office.	我是国务卿菲尔德办公室的玛吉・米利金
[30:04]	Hello, Maggie, who works for Secretary Field.	你好 玛吉 国务卿菲尔德的手下
[30:06]	Hello?	喂
[30:07]	– That’s good! Talk to her. – Hello?	-是好事 跟她聊 -喂
[30:09]	How can I help you?	有什么事吗
[30:10]	The secretary would like to meet with you immediately.	国务卿想立刻见你
[30:13]	We will send a car over.	我们会派车来接你
[30:14]	Can you give me the most convenient address?	你能把离你最近的地址告诉我吗
[30:16]	What is she saying?	她说什么
[30:17]	Secretary would like to meet with me immediately	国务卿想立刻见我
[30:19]	and they’re going to send a car?	而且他们要派车来接我
[30:23]	Mr. Lou’s Deli in Brooklyn.	布鲁克林的卢先生熟食店
[30:25]	– I’m sure you can find it. – I will google it.	-你一定能找到 -我搜一下
[30:28]	Mr. Lou’s in Brooklyn. Stay right there.	布鲁克林的卢先生熟食店 待在那别走
[30:30]	Okay.	好的
[30:31]	I’ll see you soon.	一会见
[30:34]	I feel so scared.	我心中好忐忑
[30:36]	Do I look okay?	我看着还行吗
[30:37]	Do I look funny?	会不会很滑稽
[30:38]	– Why are these pockets here? – It’s okay.	-怎么这么多口袋 -没事的
[30:40]	God fucking damn it!	天杀的
[30:41]	Why am I wearing these fucking stupid pants?	我为什么要穿这么一条白痴裤子
[30:43]	They’re too tapered!	下面收太紧了
[30:45]	Who wears these silly-looking, fucking tapered cargo pants	谁会穿这种傻兮兮的小脚工装裤
[30:46]	and see the fucking secretary of state?	去见他妈的国务卿
[30:48]	You can’t think like this. You have to be positive.	不要这么负能量 正面一点
[30:50]	– Mr. Flarsky? – Oh, shit.	-弗拉斯基先生 -该死
[30:52]	Mr. Flarsky.	弗拉斯基先生
[30:55]	Wish me luck, man.	祝我好运
[30:56]	Yeah, you don’t need luck, man. She said it was okay.	你不需要好运 没事的
[30:58]	Luck is for losers.	�潘坎判枰�好运
[31:00]	You’ve got destiny on your side.	你命中注定要飞黄腾达
[31:02]	You’re good. Fred.	你没问题的 弗雷德
[31:04]	You buy the body.	心诚则灵
[31:06]	That doesn’t mean anything.	你胡扯什么
[31:10]	Fred, put your seat belt on.	弗雷德 系好安全带
[31:12]	Take care of my friend. All right?	照顾好我朋友 好吗
[31:15]	– I look normal? – You look cool.	-我看着正常吗 -你帅呆了
[31:18]	I love you, Fred!	我爱你 弗雷德
[31:20]	Nut boys for life!	铁哥们 一辈子
[31:27]		华盛顿特区
[31:37]	Empty your pockets and take off your backpack.	清空所有口袋并取下背包
[31:41]	Empty my pockets?	清空所有口袋
[31:44]	All right. That’s…	好吧 那…
[31:46]	Let’s see how this goes.	走一步看一步
[31:51]	Not a regular cop, I assume.	你不是普通的警察吧
[31:53]	Got bigger fish to fry than just normal cop shit, right?	这工作比普通警察牛逼多了吧
[31:56]	So, uh, okay. Let’s do it.	好了 开始吧
[32:00]	That’s prescription. For anxiety. Uh…	这是处方药 抗焦虑的
[32:04]	This is if you can’t dance for a long time and you want to.	这是你想跳舞又力不从心时吃的
[32:07]	That’s prescription as well, for, uh, lack of energy.	这也是处方药 治疗精神不振的
[32:10]	That’s energy powder.	就是能量粉
[32:12]	These are to wrap the anxiety medication in	这些是用来包裹抗焦虑药物
[32:16]	when inhaling it medicinally.	方便点燃吸入的包装
[32:19]	That’s if you want to vaporize the anxiety medicine,	这个是用来遵循医嘱
[32:21]	which I have a prescription for.	汽化抗焦虑药的
[32:24]	And that’s a blunt.	这是根大麻雪茄
[32:44]	Will you sign this, please?	你能把这个签了吗
[32:46]	– What is it? – It’s an NDA.	-这是什么 -NDA
[32:48]	A non-disclosure agreement?	保密协议吗
[32:49]	– That’s right. – Okay.	-没错 -好的
[32:51]	– Oh, my God. – Fred.	-天哪 -弗雷德
[32:54]	Nice to see you again.	很高兴再次见到你
[32:55]	– You too. – Come on in.	-我也是 -过来
[32:56]	Take a seat.	请坐
[32:57]	Good to see you were not injured from that fall.	很高兴看到你没有摔伤
[33:00]	Yeah, you know what?	是啊 知道吗
[33:01]	I actually think the brim of my hat	我觉得是我的帽檐
[33:03]	kind of protected my face ultimately.	非常好地保护了我的脸
[33:05]	So, thank God I was underdressed in the end, right?	谢天谢地我穿得太随便了 对吧
[33:07]	Well, as long as you’re good.	你没事就好
[33:09]	– I’m okay. – Yeah. Great.	-我没事 -很好
[33:13]	Why am I here?	找我过来有什么事
[33:14]	What I’m about to share with you	很明显 接下来我要跟你谈的事
[33:16]	is, obviously, highly confidential.	是高度保密的
[33:18]	Oh, yeah.	了解
[33:19]	Keep it on the down low.	不要声张
[33:22]	President Chambers will not be seeking reelection.	钱伯斯总统不准备争取连任了
[33:26]	Really?	真的吗
[33:27]	Yes.	真的
[33:28]	That’s fucking sick! That’s awesome.	真他妈带劲 太棒了
[33:31]	Are you telling each American individually the good news?	你要逐一召见所有美国人告诉他们这个好消息吗
[33:35]	I mean, but seriously.	不过说真的
[33:36]	Did he just realize he sucks at it	他终于明白自己干得很糟
[33:37]	and decide not to do it anymore?	然后决定不干了吗
[33:39]	He just wants to move into film and make movies.	他只是想进军大荧幕 去拍电影
[33:43]	– Really? – Yeah.	-真的假的 -真的
[33:45]	That’s cool. That’s a tough transition to make.	挺好的 这种转型很难成功
[33:46]	Not many actors have made the leap from TV to film.	鲜少有演员能从小荧幕跨越到大荧幕
[33:49]	You got George Clooney, you got Woody Harrelson…	成功的有乔治・克鲁尼 伍迪・哈里森
[33:51]	Jennifer Aniston.	珍妮弗・安妮斯顿
[33:52]	Did she though?	她真的成功了吗
[33:53]	You don’t think Jennifer Aniston’s a movie star?	珍妮弗・安妮斯顿还不算是电影明星吗
[33:55]	Just ’cause you star in movies	出演电影
[33:56]	doesn’t mean you’re a movie star.	不代表就是电影明星
[33:57]	The point is…	重点是
[34:00]	he’s going to endorse me for president in 2020.	他将支持我2020年竞选总统
[34:04]	– I know. – Mazel tov.	-我知道 -恭喜
[34:05]	So. We’re headed to an environmental summit	我们要去参加一个由瑞典国王古斯塔夫
[34:08]	hosted by King Gustav and the Swedish Royal Family.	及瑞典皇室举办的环保峰会
[34:11]	At the summit, I’ll be announcing	在峰会上 我将宣布
[34:13]	that the world’s three largest polluters	世界三大污染国
[34:16]	have signed on to the most comprehensive	签署了有史以来最全面
[34:17]	and exciting environmental deal ever.	最令人振奋的环保协议
[34:19]	You know, after I have some dairy,	知道吗 只要我摄入乳制品
[34:20]	I’m one of the world’s three largest polluters.	就会成为世界三大污染者之一
[34:22]	Excuse me?	你说什么
[34:24]	We’ll address rising sea levels,	我们将应对海平面上升
[34:26]	combat deforestation	阻止滥砍滥伐
[34:28]	and protect the world’s pollinators.	保护地球上的授粉昆虫
[34:30]	I’m calling it the Global Rehabilitation Initiative.	我称之为全球修复倡议
[34:33]	Internally, we’re referring to it	我们内部把它称作
[34:34]	as “Bees, Trees and the Seas.”	“蜜蜂 森林和海洋”
[34:36]	Soon after that,	那之后
[34:37]	I hope to announce that 100 countries have signed on.	我希望很快能宣布一百个国家签署协议
[34:40]	At which point…	到那时
[34:42]	I will resign as secretary of state.	我将辞去国务卿一职
[34:45]	Using this initiative as a springboard,	用这份倡议做跳板
[34:47]	I will announce my presidential run in 2020.	宣布我2020年要竞选总统
[34:50]	– Cool. – So…	-棒 -那么
[34:53]	I need some writers to punch up my speeches.	我需要写手为我的演讲稿增添笑点
[34:56]	I read your work and I really like it.	我看了你的作品 真的很喜欢
[34:58]	That’s…	这真是…
[34:59]	You mentioned you were between jobs.	你说过你最近失业了
[35:01]	So it’s a really good fit.	所以真的很适合
[35:02]	It’s so nice of you to think of me at all,	你有那么多事要处理
[35:04]	honestly, with everything going on in your head.	还能想到我 说实话 你太好了
[35:07]	I look forward to working with you.	我很期待和你共事
[35:08]	Thank you.	谢谢你
[35:12]	So, when do you need to know by?	你需要什么时候得到我的答复
[35:16]	What? I don’t understand.	什么 我不明白
[35:18]	When do you need to know if I’m going to take your,	你需要什么时候知道我是否接受你的…
[35:20]	your punch-up job?	你的笑点工作
[35:23]	Right now.	立刻
[35:26]	Then I guess, maybe… maybe,	那么或许 或许
[35:29]	no?	我拒绝
[35:29]	Maybe no, I don’t know.	或许拒绝 我不确定
[35:31]	I don’t know!	我不确定
[35:31]	You know what, Madam Secretary, he’s not interested.	国务卿女士 看来他不感兴趣
[35:33]	We tried, it didn’t work out.	我们试了 结果不成功
[35:35]	So I can give you some writing samples…	我可以给你其他写手的样稿…
[35:42]	What don’t you know?	你有什么不确定的
[35:44]	This whole Seas, Bees and Trees thing.	“海洋 蜜蜂和森林”这件事
[35:47]	Is it actually going to do something?	真的会做出实业吗
[35:49]	Or is it going to be one of those things	还是会成为那种
[35:50]	that maybe only sounds like it’s gonna do something,	只是听起来要做实业
[35:52]	but doesn’t actually do something?	但实际上什么都不做噱头
[35:54]	I only wanna come work for you	只有它真的会做出实业
[35:57]	if it’s actually gonna do something.	我才想为你工作
[35:58]	It will do something.	它会做出实业
[35:59]	This is a perfect document.	这份协议很完美
[36:01]	They all start out that way and then they get watered down.	起初都是这样 然而会逐渐打折扣
[36:04]	Fred.	弗雷德
[36:05]	Not only does this initiative sound good,	这份倡议不只听起来好
[36:07]	it’s going to do good.	它也将做好事
[36:08]	It’s gonna save the fucking planet.	它将拯救地球
[36:11]	Not to mention, pay your rent.	更别提能让你付上房租
[36:12]	So, are you in?	你加入吗
[36:14]	Or do you have something more important to do?	还是你有其它更重要的事要做
[36:17]	Than save the planet with you?	比和你一起拯救地球更重要的事吗
[36:21]	No, I don’t. I’m in.	不 没有 我加入
[36:25]	Let’s save the planet.	我们一起拯救地球吧
[36:27]	That was…	刚刚…
[36:28]	What just happened? She’s good.	发生了什么 她真有一套
[36:58]	I had some jokes,	我写了几个笑话
[37:00]	I was gonna run by you, maybe, if you have a second.	如果你有时间 我想让你看一下
[37:05]	What are you… What are you looking at?	你在…你在看什么
[37:13]	– Jesus! – Oh, my God!	-老天 -天啊
[37:14]	Why would you just barge in here while I’m sleeping?	你为什么在我睡觉时闯进来
[37:16]	– You were sleeping? – Yes!	-你刚刚在睡觉吗 -是的
[37:17]	I was micro napping.	我在微睡眠
[37:19]	– That’s what you call that? – Yes.	-你那么叫它吗 -是的
[37:21]	Sorry, I didn’t realize you were sleeping.	抱歉 我不知道你在睡觉
[37:22]	You were standing and your eyes were open.	你就那么站着 眼睛还睁着
[37:24]	Do you need something?	你有什么事吗
[37:25]	I have some jokes that I wrote	我写了几个笑话
[37:26]	that I was gonna run by you if you have a second.	如果你有时间 想让你看一下
[37:28]	Yeah, that was actually a really good nap.	好 我刚刚睡得真的很好
[37:30]	Great. Seemed very restful.	很好 看起来很舒适
[37:32]	Okay.	好了
[37:37]	I feel like these jokes are a little angry.	我觉得这些笑话有点激愤
[37:40]	I thought maybe they were, like, emphatic?	我觉得它们是强调语气
[37:42]	“With every fracking drill thrust,	“水力压裂钻头的每一次插入”
[37:44]	“We are literally butt-fucking Mother Earth”?	“都是在干地球母亲的后门”
[37:47]	It can be normal fucking.	可以是正常的干
[37:48]	It doesn’t have to be in the butt.	不一定是干后面
[37:50]	I can take that part out.	我可以删除这部分
[37:51]	Yeah, listen, Fred.	好吧 听着 弗雷德
[37:52]	If I’m angry, I’m hysterical.	如果我愤怒 就是歇斯底里
[37:54]	If I’m emotional, I’m weak.	如果我多愁善感 就是软弱
[37:55]	If I so much as raise my voice, I’m a bitch.	甚至我声音大点 就是婊子
[37:57]	My job’s hard.	我的工作很难做
[37:58]	Not as hard as mine.	没有我的难做
[38:00]	I think maybe, like, part of the problem is that, like,	我想 或许部分问题在于
[38:03]	a lot of humor is based on, like, personal experiences.	大部分笑话是基于个人经历
[38:06]	I was thinking, you know,	我在想
[38:07]	you cared a lot about the environment since high school.	你从高中起就关心环境
[38:10]	So maybe include some stories about that.	或许可以加一些那时候的事
[38:14]	– High school? – Yeah.	-高中吗 -是的
[38:17]	You think that’s funny?	你觉得那样会好笑吗
[38:18]	I think it’s a good area.	我觉得那是不错的话题
[38:20]	Nostalgia, pop culture references.	怀旧 涉及流行文化
[38:22]	People love that.	人们都喜欢
[38:23]	Jimmy Fallon’s made an entire career off of that.	吉米・法伦的整个事业都基于此
[38:24]	When I think about school, I just think about studying.	说到学校 我只会想到学习
[38:27]	No, you did so much more than that.	不 你那时可不光是学习
[38:28]	I think your whole 1991 platform was pretty on-point	我觉得1991年你竞选学生会主席时的
[38:31]	when you were running for Student Council.	竞选宣言就说得很到位
[38:32]	I remember you said, “Everyone at this school	我记得你说了 “这所学校里每个人”
[38:35]	“pretends to care about the underdog,	“都假装在乎弱者”
[38:37]	“but the planet Earth is the biggest underdog of them all.”	“但地球才是最大的弱者”
[38:40]	Something like that.	类似这种
[38:41]	I said that?	我说的吗
[38:42]	Yeah, you did say that.	是的 你说的
[38:44]	You were in the kitchen, making pizza.	你当时在厨房做披萨
[38:46]	We were making signs for your election.	我们在为你的竞选制作标语
[38:48]	And you were wearing that shirt.	你穿着那件上衣
[38:51]	I don’t know if it was a strawberry or a flower,	我不知道图案是草莓还是花
[38:53]	it always confused me.	一直让我迷惑
[38:54]	It was both.	即是草莓又是花
[38:56]	There you go.	你想起来了
[38:57]	That’s all I remember about that night, though.	不过那晚的事我就记得那么多
[38:59]	That’s where my memories concerning that evening expire.	我对那晚的记忆到那里就结束了
[39:04]	I learned a lot from that election.	那次竞选让我学到了很多
[39:06]	Yeah, that kids are probably more likely to vote for two proms	是啊 孩子更有可能投票赞成两场毕业舞会
[39:09]	than a very elaborate recycling program.	而不是精心考量的回收项目
[39:12]	Not only kids.	不只是孩子
[39:14]	Yeah, that’s true.	说得没错
[39:17]	Did you know he asked me out to one of those proms?	你知道他邀请我去其中一场舞会了吗
[39:20]	– Bill Sterling? – Yeah.	-比尔・斯特林吗 -是的
[39:22]	After he beat you?	在他打败你之后
[39:23]	– Yup. – Prom one or prom two?	-对 -第一场还是第二场
[39:27]	What a fuckhead! You’re way better than prom two.	真是人渣 第二场舞会配不上你
[39:31]	I went to zero proms, by the way, for the record.	顺带一提 我一场舞会都没参加
[39:34]	I think you’re the smart one in this situation.	就此来说你才是最明智的
[39:36]	Yes, that’s why I didn’t go to prom.	没错 所以我没参加舞会
[39:38]	‘Cause I was too smart.	因为我太明智了
[39:44]	Cool. I’ll get to work on that speech stuff.	好 我继续去写演讲稿
[39:47]	Great.	好
[39:48]	Fred.	弗雷德
[39:49]	Yeah.	什么事
[39:51]	You know, if you want to try some non-joke stuff,	如果你想写一些笑话之外的东西
[39:54]	just go ahead.	尽管写
[39:54]	Really? Like the main part of the speech?	真的吗 比如演讲稿的主体部分吗
[39:57]	Yeah. Just write.	是的 写吧
[40:01]	Cool. Awesome. Thanks.	好 太棒了 谢谢
[40:03]	If you take another nap,	如果你再微睡眠
[40:04]	you should put on, like, a bicycle helmet or something.	你应该戴个自行车头盔之类的
[40:06]	‘Cause you’re gonna tip over, there’s turbulence.	因为你可能会摔倒 有气流颠簸
[40:08]	That’s actually a really good idea.	这个主意挺不错的
[40:09]	It is. I want you to be careful.	确实是 我希望你小心点
[40:11]	– Yeah. – We need you.	-好的 -我们需要你
[40:16]		斯德哥尔摩
[40:29]	– Ambassador. – Welcome to Sweden.	-大使 -欢迎来到瑞典
[40:31]	Nice to see you again.	很高兴再次见到你
[40:31]	Yeah, you too.	我也是
[40:35]	I look forward to seeing you tonight at dinner.	我很期待今晚晚宴时见到你
[40:36]	Yes.	是的
[40:38]	Madam Secretary,	国务卿女士
[40:39]	I have some ideas I wanna throw by you.	我有一些主意想让你听听
[40:40]	Yeah, soon, Fred.	我一会就听 弗雷德
[40:41]	Tom, do you have the schedule?	汤姆 日程安排在你那吗
[40:42]	– Yes, of course, ma’am. – All right.	-是的 女士 -好
[40:47]	In the back, Flarsky!	坐后面 弗拉斯基
[40:50]	Then at 8:15, you have a fitting for tonight’s gala.	八点十五 你要为晚宴试衣
[40:52]	Then at 8:45, a call with Iraqi Prime Minister Masum,	八点四十五 和伊拉克总理马萨姆通话
[40:55]	9:15, a call to Brazilian President Temer	九点十五 致电巴西总统特梅尔
[40:57]	about deforestation issues.	谈论乱砍滥伐问题
[40:58]	2:15, you have a call with U.K. Foreign Secretary Green	两点十五 和英国外交大臣格林通话
[41:01]	to discuss your tour of Scotland in a few weeks.	讨论几周后你访问苏格兰一事
[41:03]	2:25, then you have a call with New York Times	两点二十五 和《纽约时报》通话
[41:05]	to comment on POTUS’ latest Instagram attack	评论总统最近在图享网
[41:08]	on Prime Minister Bharath of Kashtar.	对喀什塔总理巴拉斯的攻击
[41:10]	5:45, we’re meeting with	五点四十五 我们要见
[41:11]	the head of Sweden’s Diplomatic Protocol, ingrid Minervudottir,	瑞典外交礼节大臣英格丽德・米纳伍多特
[41:14]	to discuss tonight’s schedule.	谈论今晚的安排
[41:15]	Okay. And then after that?	好的 那之后呢
[41:16]	Also, Parker Wembley keeps trying to get	还有 帕克・温布利一直想
[41:18]	– some face time with you. – Oh, God.	-和你见面 -天啊
[41:19]	Parker can wait. Okay, Fred. Go.	让帕克等着吧 好了 弗雷德 说
[41:21]	Yeah, sure.	好的
[41:23]	So, you know, based on what we were talking about last night,	根据我们昨晚的谈话
[41:27]	I just took a stab at the whole speech, basically.	我基本上尝试写了整篇演讲稿
[41:31]	That’s good.	很不错
[41:32]	– Thank you. – This part isn’t.	-谢谢 -这段不行
[41:35]	Okay, well, you said you didn’t want to sound too angry.	好吧 你说不想听起来太气愤
[41:37]	I also don’t want to sound like I have a head injury.	我也不想听起来像大脑受损
[41:40]	Okay. I’ll go change it.	好的 我去改一下
[41:42]	Great. Thanks.	很好 谢谢
[41:43]	Okay, here we go.	好了 我们开始
[41:46]	So…	那么
[41:47]	All right.	好吧
[41:50]	Fred.	弗雷德
[41:51]	Yeah?	什么事
[41:51]	Do you have any grown-up clothes to wear tonight?	你今晚有成熟点的衣服可以穿吗
[41:58]	Okay, I was gonna…	我本来准备
[41:59]	I was thinking of zipping this up all the way, like to here.	我想着把拉链拉到顶 到这里
[42:02]	That’s kind of a little more…	那样会更…
[42:03]	It’s, like, slightly more buttoned up.	稍微更严实一点
[42:04]	You know what, Madam Secretary,	这样吧 国务卿女士
[42:05]	I would be delighted to dress Fred for tonight.	我很乐意帮弗雷德为晚宴着装
[42:09]	Thank you, Maggie.	谢谢你 玛吉
[42:10]	I’d be thrilled to have you dress me for tonight’s event.	我很乐意你帮我为晚宴着装
[42:13]	What a fun adventure.	多么有趣的冒险
[42:14]	Get a little makeover. All right, have a good one.	打扮一下 好了 祝你们愉快
[42:16]	Thank you, Fred.	谢谢你 弗雷德
[42:17]	Why, thank you.	应该我谢你
[42:18]	…and then it’s saying hello,	然后就是打招呼
[42:19]	you’ll sit down, we’ll have dinner,	你坐下 我们吃晚餐
[42:21]	– I’ll pull you up… – Where’s Flarsky?	-我叫你起来 -弗拉斯基在哪儿
[42:22]	Why are we waiting?	我们还在等什么
[42:24]	What, is he doing his hair?	怎么 他在做发型吗
[42:29]	What the…	搞什么
[42:35]	What the fuck are you wearing?	你他妈穿的是什么
[42:37]	She bought me this shit. Okay?	这是她给我买的 好吗
[42:39]	It’s a traditional Swedish suit.	这是传统的瑞典正装
[42:41]	I don’t see another fucking Swede up in here	我没见到这里任何一个瑞典人
[42:43]	dressed like this.	这么穿的
[42:45]	It’s all I could do on such short notice.	时间这么短我已经尽力了
[42:47]	You just take the jacket off, it’s going to make it better.	把外套脱了 会好一点
[42:49]	It’s just… Make it look… Oh, my God.	会好一点…天哪
[42:56]	Better with the jacket on? Great.	还是穿着外套好点 行吧
[42:58]	Razzing the new guy, I get it. Fuck you, Maggie.	我明白 你们欺负新来的 去死吧 玛吉
[43:00]	Calm the Smurf down.	冷静点
[43:01]	Bring a fucking suit next time.	下次带件像样的正装来
[43:08]	Do you like the speech?	你喜欢这篇演讲稿吗
[43:09]	Yes, the speech is good.	是的 演讲稿很棒
[43:10]	You’re going to have to stay way back there, Fred.	你必须离我远点 弗雷德
[43:12]	Just stay back, Flarsky. Okay? She’s got to focus.	退后 弗拉斯基 好吗 她需要专注
[43:14]	On what?	专注干什么
[43:15]	Getting India and China to agree	让印度和中国同意
[43:17]	to be a part of this initiative.	加入这项倡议
[43:18]	They haven’t even agreed to be a part of it yet?	他们还没同意加入倡议
[43:20]	They will, we just have to sort out a few details.	他们会同意的 我们只需再落实一些细节
[43:22]	We just wrote a whole speech	我们刚刚才写了一篇演讲稿
[43:23]	about how they’re on-board already.	谈论他们都加入了倡议
[43:25]	Don’t worry, Fred.	别担心 弗雷德
[43:27]	You just stay here and	你就留在这里
[43:28]	make sure nobody from Candy Land needs their car parked, okay?	确保糖果乐园来的人车都停好了 好吗
[43:28]		赛车桌游
[43:32]	I don’t know why you needed a writer.	你还要写手干什么
[43:33]	Those are sick burns.	你这讽刺水平一百级
[43:36]	Secretary of State Charlotte Field	美国国务卿
[43:38]	of the United States of America.	夏洛特・菲尔德
[43:43]	Your Majesty. Your Highness.	王后陛下 公主殿下
[43:45]	– Your Highness. – Pleasure.	-王子殿下 -幸会
[43:56]	No, thank you. I’m working right now.	不了 谢谢 我在工作
[43:58]	And you know you are, too.	你知道你也在工作
[44:01]	I do know that.	我的确知道
[44:02]	But you dressed me like Cap’n Crunch’s Grindr date,	但你把我打扮的像麦片盒上的嘎嘣脆船长
[44:04]	so I’m going to drink to make you uncomfortable.	所以我要喝点酒让你也不爽一下
[44:07]	Honestly, Fred, your entire life makes me uncomfortable.	说实话 弗雷德 你的存在就让我不爽
[44:13]	Oh no, fuck me.	不是吧 我操
[44:16]	Yes.	是的
[44:18]	We both shop in the same mystical village, I see.	看来我们是在同一个神秘村落购物的
[44:23]	Yes, you look great.	是的 你看起来很棒
[44:24]	– Congratulations. – Skal.	-祝贺你 -干杯
[44:25]	Skal. Skal to you, too.	干杯 你也干杯
[44:28]	Yes.	是的
[44:33]	Jesus.	天哪
[44:36]	We’re making a few revisions to the speech.	我们要对演讲稿做一些修改
[44:39]	What?	什么
[44:39]	So we’re losing the “Seas” part, so go cut that,	要把”海洋”的部分删除 你去做删减
[44:42]	and then brainstorm a couple of other funny lines	然后再为”森林”的部分
[44:44]	for the “Trees” section, okay?	头脑风暴几个段子 好吗
[44:45]	Wait, wait, wait, wait.	等等 等等 等等 等等
[44:46]	Losing the Seas part, why?	删除海洋的部分 为什么
[44:49]	Because India wouldn’t go for it. So we had to pivot.	因为印度不接受 所以必须灵活变通
[44:51]	That’s not a pivot,	这才不叫灵活变通
[44:51]	that’s a third of the whole fucking shit.	这他妈是倡议的三分之一
[44:53]	Are you kidding me? That’s it, it’s just gone?	你开玩笑吗 就这么删了
[44:56]	Yeah, it’s gone.	是的 删了
[44:57]	And there’s nothing we can do?	我们什么都不能做吗
[44:58]	No. And you don’t have to worry about it.	不能 你也不必担心
[44:59]	Just go over to the computer. Start typey-typing.	只要打开电脑 开始打字就行了
[45:03]	Well, no.	不行
[45:05]	I’m not gonna do that.	我不干
[45:06]	So you quit, resignation accepted.	那你就是不干了 接受辞职
[45:08]	I will rewrite the speech.	我来重写演讲稿
[45:10]	The fuck you will!	你他妈想得美
[45:11]	What the fuck?	搞什么
[45:21]	– You don’t… – Let go!	-你不能 -放手
[45:31]	Look out. Excuse me!	小心 借过
[45:32]	Stop running! Stop running! Stop running!	别跑了 别跑了 别跑了
[45:34]	Fred, stop running!	弗雷德 别跑了
[45:38]	Fred…	弗雷德
[45:44]	Why did you do that?	你为什么要那样做
[45:45]	Because I will not have you damage	因为我不会让你破坏
[45:47]	the integrity of my writing!	我的作品的节操
[45:48]	The integrity of your writing?	你的作品的节操
[45:50]		美国传奇作家 诗人 黑人民权运动家
[45:50]		你是写笑点的 又不是马娅・安杰卢You’re a punch-up writer, you’re not Maya Angelou!
[45:53]	What is going on?	怎么回事
[45:54]	What’s going on with you, bruh?	你怎么回事 哥们
[45:56]	Did you just call me “bruh”?	你刚刚是叫我”哥们”吗
[45:57]	– She’s the secretary of state. – Is he high?	-她可是国务卿 -他嗑药了吗
[45:59]	He is wasted, but he’s also just stupid.	他喝醉了 不过他本来就很蠢
[46:01]	Meet me in the conference room, I’ll handle this.	去会议室等我 交给我处理
[46:06]	What’s the deal, Fred?	你想怎样 弗雷德
[46:07]	What’s the deal? What’s the deal? What are you…	我想怎样 我想怎眼 你说什么
[46:10]	The only reason I’m here is ’cause you told me	我来这里的唯一原因 就是你告诉我
[46:12]	you cared about this shit,	你在乎这些鬼东西
[46:14]	and in the time I come out here to have a smoke,	结果我出去抽根烟的功夫
[46:16]	you fucking got rid of a massive element of the whole thing.	你就把倡议里关键的一部分删除了
[46:19]	I got two out of three. I only lost one.	三个里面还剩两个 我只删除了一个
[46:22]	That one was the seas.	这一个可是海洋啊
[46:25]	It covers 75% of the planet!	海洋覆盖地球表面75%
[46:28]	– It’s a pretty big one! – Bring down your voice.	-很大的一部分 -声音小点
[46:30]	You know why I’m upset?	知道我为什么生气吗
[46:31]	This is exactly what I thought was going to happen.	因为我早就知道会发生这种事
[46:33]	And I even said it. I said it in your office.	这话我甚至说过 在你办公室里说的
[46:35]	I don’t want to write for some bullshit politician.	我不想给什么狗屁政治家当笔杆子
[46:38]	I wanted to write for you.	我想为你而写
[46:39]	Because I thought you cared about this shit.	因为我觉得你在乎这些鬼东西
[46:41]	Until you’re running the game, you have to play the game.	在你成为规则制定者前 你都要遵守规则
[46:44]	Well, then, by the time you win the game,	那么等你赢得比赛的时候
[46:46]	you don’t know who’s scoring touchdowns on whose nets,	你都不知道是谁在谁网里触地得分
[46:49]	and you don’t know who’s hitting home runs	不知道是谁在谁的球门区
[46:51]	in whose fucking end zones!	击出了本垒打
[46:52]	– What are you talking about? – I don’t know sports.	-你在说什么鬼话 -我不懂体育
[46:54]	Let me try it with food.	我用食物重新说一遍
[46:55]	You wanna open a restaurant. But all you got is chopsticks.	你想开个餐馆 但是你只有筷子
[46:57]	No! I don’t have time for this, okay?	不 我没时间跟你胡扯 好吗
[47:00]	If you want to quit, then just fucking quit.	如果你不想干了 那就辞职吧
[47:03]	– I don’t give a shit. – Yeah, you don’t give a shit.	-我不在乎 -是啊 你不在乎
[47:04]	– No, I don’t. – You used to fucking give a shit,	-对 我不在乎 -你以前会在乎的
[47:06]	but now you don’t give a shit about anything.	但现在你什么都不在乎了
[47:08]	You cared more about recycling in high school	你高中的时候更在乎垃圾回收
[47:09]	than you do this shit and it’s very disappointing to me.	而不是现在做的这些破事 我很失望
[47:13]	Fuck this. I’ve got a speech to give.	去你的 我还要去演讲
[47:15]	Oh, yeah, good luck giving it,	是吗 那就祝你好运吧
[47:16]	it’s on my computer in the snow.	稿子在雪地中我的电脑里
[47:18]	I have copies, you idiot.	我有存档 你这个蠢货
[47:19]	You just threw your computer in the snow, that’s it.	你只不过是把自己的电脑扔进雪地了而已
[47:23]	No! Shit!	不 该死
[47:27]	God damn it!	该死的
[47:28]	It’s soaked! I need a bowl of rice!	浸湿了 我需要一碗米
[47:31]	I need a big bowl of rice!	我需要一大碗米
[47:34]	God damn it! Why didn’t I back this thing up?	该死的 我为什么没有备份
[47:37]	All my shit’s on here.	我的东西都在这里
[47:49]	Fred. Look.	弗雷德 看啊
[48:00]	I’ve never seen anything like that.	我从没见过这样的景象
[48:04]	No, I…	是的 我…
[48:06]	I’ve seen pictures of it, but I never…	我看过照片 但我从没…
[48:09]	actually…	真正…
[48:12]	I never saw it.	从没亲眼见过
[48:15]	Are you crying right now?	你是在哭吗
[48:18]	It’s pretty.	真美
[48:23]	Yeah.	是啊
[48:27]	Fred?	弗雷德
[48:28]	Yeah?	什么事
[48:31]	If you ever pull some shit like that again,	如果你再跟我闹这一出
[48:33]	I’ll have you thrown in Gitmo.	我就把你扔进关塔那摩监狱
[48:37]	Yes, Madam Secretary. I’m sorry.	遵命 国务卿女士 对不起
[48:40]	You better hope this fucking speech goes over well.	你最好祈祷这次演讲大获成功
[48:46]	I’ve often gravitated toward the underdog.	我往往会被弱者吸引
[48:50]	The band of misfits who fight back against the bullies.	一群不合群的人反抗霸凌
[48:54]	In high school, I would talk about the underdog a lot.	高中时 我经常谈起弱者
[48:59]	And I would often find myself on a soapbox,	我总是站在临时演讲台上
[49:01]	rambling on and on about the injustices of the world.	没完没了地抱怨世界的不公
[49:08]	Which makes you extremely popular,	这会让你很受欢迎
[49:11]	especially when everybody would rather be watching	尤其是在人人都更想去看
[49:13]	Beverly Hills, 90210.	《飞跃比佛利》的年代
[49:19]	But that is why I am happy to announce	但正因为如此 我很高兴能宣布
[49:22]	an initiative that would make my 16-year-old self proud.	一项会让十六岁的自己骄傲的倡议
[49:25]	In what is now being dubbed “The Underdog Speech,”	这场演讲现在被称为是”弱者演讲”
[49:25]		夏洛特・菲尔德敞开心扉
[49:28]	the secretary of state opened up about her childhood	国务卿与大家分享了自己的童年
[49:30]	and passion for the environment	以及对环境问题的热忱
[49:32]	by announcing a bold new initiative…	她宣布了一项大胆的新倡议
[49:34]		《飞跃比佛利》女主角 娇生惯养的恶毒少女
[49:34]	…turns out she has always been an Andrea Zuckerman	原来她虽然有着凯利・泰勒的外表
[49:35]		国务卿菲尔德展现柔软的一面
[49:37]		《飞跃比佛利》女主角 不善交际但见解深刻
[49:37]		但内心却是安德里亚・扎克曼in the body of a Kelly Taylor.
[49:44]	You shaved your neck.	你把脖子上的胡须刮了
[49:46]	I did. I cleaned it up.	是的 全刮掉了
[49:47]	Got my whole back. Went all the way down.	背上的也是 一路向下
[49:49]	Looks good.	看上去不错
[49:50]	Trying to make a good impression, I guess, anyway…	我想给人留下好印象 总之
[49:52]	I, uh…	我
[49:54]	I just wanted to apologize to you, again,	我只是想再次向你道歉
[49:58]	for acting a little crazy, you know.	我之前有点发疯了
[50:01]	I’m gonna…	我会
[50:03]	I’m going to really try to tone it down	我会努力保持低调
[50:04]	and not, you know, make you risk global, uh, humiliation.	不让你在全球人民面前丢脸
[50:08]	Good. Great.	好的 很好
[50:10]	Also.	还有
[50:11]	I googled speech writing	我搜索了演讲稿写作
[50:12]	and it was actually very informative.	结果其实很有教育意义
[50:14]	What I learned	我学到了
[50:15]	was that in order to write better for you,	为了能更好地为你写作
[50:17]	I should kinda get to know you better and get in your head,	我应该加深对你的了解 了解你的想法
[50:19]	and everything I already know about you,	我已经把目前我对你的了解
[50:21]	I kinda used on the first speech.	都用在第一篇演讲稿里了
[50:22]	So, what I did	所以我想了个办法
[50:24]	was I wrote a ton of questions	我写了一大堆问题
[50:25]	that will maybe help me capture your voice,	这些问题也许能帮我更好地表述你的观点
[50:27]	if you have a minute.	如果你能腾出一分钟的话
[50:28]	I actually have seven.	其实我有七分钟时间
[50:30]	Seven. Okay, great. Yeah. I’ll take it.	七分钟 棒极了 我就要七分钟
[50:32]	– All right. – Seven minutes in heaven.	-好的 -天堂的七分钟
[50:35]	– Okay. – So. Ah… I guess…	-好了 -那么 我想
[50:37]	Just like… What are you into?	比如 你喜欢什么
[50:38]	What kind of shit you into?	你喜欢什么玩意
[50:40]	Well, this is pretty much it.	差不多就这些玩意
[50:41]	I mean, secretary of state stuff.	国务卿的这些玩意
[50:43]	Do you have any hobbies? Anything? Do you watch TV?	你有爱好吗 什么都行 看电视吗
[50:45]	Do you watch Game of Thrones or anything like that?	你看《权力的游戏》之类的吗
[50:47]	I’m fully aware of what happened	我完全清楚每一季
[50:48]	in every season of Game of Thrones.	都发生了什么
[50:50]	Because you watch it?	因为你看了吗
[50:52]	Because I read synopses on every episode.	因为我看了每集的梗概
[50:54]	That can’t actually work.	那样不行的
[50:56]	I couldn’t believe when Khaleesi’s dragon	我简直不敢相信卡丽熙的龙
[50:58]	came back as a White Walker.	变成异鬼回来了
[51:01]	– See? – What about movies?	-看吧 -那电影呢
[51:02]	Do you watch movies?	你看电影吗
[51:03]	Synopses of all the award contenders.	看各大奖项提名电影的梗概
[51:06]	You used to love movies!	你以前可喜欢看电影了
[51:07]		你逼我看了三十遍《沉睡野人》You made me watch Encino Man 30 times.
[51:07]		1992年电影 地震后发现的冰块中 沉睡野人苏醒了
[51:09]	“Wheeze a little juice!”	“喝点饮料吧”
[51:12]	You still do the worst Pauly Shore impression	在人类模仿保利・肖尔的历史上
[51:14]	in the history of mankind.	你是最不像的那个
[51:16]	I can’t believe you’re still doing “The Weasel”	你居然还在模仿”黄鼠狼”保利・肖尔
[51:18]	and you haven’t seen any of the Marvel Universe.	而且你没看过任何的漫威电影
[51:19]	Those movies are sick. You’re like frozen in time.	那些电影超棒的 你的时间仿佛冻结了
[51:23]	I am Encino Man.	我就是沉睡野人
[51:26]	All right, what is your favorite book as a kid?	好吧 小时候你最爱的书是哪本
[51:29]	The Velveteen Rabbit. You?	《绒布小兔子》 你呢
[51:31]	Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.	《赌城风情画》
[51:31]		河内
[51:32]	– That explains a lot. – Yeah.	-怪不得你变成这样 -嗯
[51:36]	I’m so sorry for what we’ve done to you.	很抱歉我们对贵国的所作所为
[51:39]	Best drug experience?	最好的嗑药经历
[51:40]	I could get summoned at any moment	我随时有可能被召去
[51:42]	to deal with an international crisis,	应对国际危机
[51:44]	I can’t do that on acid.	磕了迷幻药还怎么去
[51:45]	What about Molly?	那摇头丸呢
[51:47]	Who’s Molly?	莫莉是谁
[51:49]	Secretary of State Charlotte Field	国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德
[51:49]		巴塞罗那
[51:50]	continues on her impressive 20-country world tour	继续其令人惊叹的二十国之旅
[51:52]		气候峰会将至 美国气候协议势头强劲
[51:54]	to garner more support	为她雄心勃勃的
[51:55]	for her ambitious environmental initiative.	环保倡议争取更多的支持
[51:57]	And all in a private jet, no less.	全程私人飞机 一点也不环保
[51:57]		菲尔德浪费时间
[51:59]	You know what would save the environment?	你知道什么能拯救环境吗
[52:00]	Charlotte Field grounding her ass.	夏洛特・菲尔德闭门不出就可以
[52:02]	I know where I’d like to ground her ass.	我知道我希望她在哪里闭门不出
[52:05]	I walked right into that one.	这个烂梗是我自找的
[52:06]		里斯本
[52:06]	Must Have Been Love by Roxette.	罗克塞特乐队的《那一定是爱》
[52:10]	– That’s just fucking hot. – Right?	-那首歌超带感 -对吧
[52:11]	– I got a new one. – What?	-我又想起一首 -什么
[52:12]	I got to change my favorite song.	我得换一首最喜欢的歌
[52:13]	– You have too many. – I’ve done it a few times.	-你换了多少次了 -只换了几次
[52:15]	Broccoli by D.R.A.M., featuring Lil Yachty.	D.R.A.M.和小船哥一起合唱的《西蓝花》
[52:19]	– All those words – are the name of a song? – Yeah.	-这堆词是一首歌的名字吗 -没错
[52:22]	I don’t really think I have one.	我觉得我没有过那种经历
[52:23]	You gotta have one. Everyone has one.	你肯定有 每个人都有
[52:25]	Well, I don’t embarrass that easily.	我没那么容易感到尴尬
[52:27]	Yeah, I hear that. I don’t either, really.	我知道 我也不太容易感到尴尬
[52:29]	– Yes, you do. – No, I don’t!	-才不是呢 -就是
[52:31]	Oh, my God. Okay.	天哪 好吧
[52:34]	What’s your favorite sexual position?	你最喜欢的体位是什么
[52:38]	I mean, you know, front.	就是 那个 面对面
[52:40]	– Normal. Front facing normal. – Oh, my God.	-正常体位 正常的面对面 -天哪
[52:42]	– What kinda question is that? – That’s all it took.	-这是什么问题 -一个问题你就尴尬了
[52:43]	Look at you.	看看你
[52:44]	Well, what’s your favorite sexual position?	那你最喜欢的体位是什么
[52:47]	– Don’t be gross, Fred. – Yeah, see?	-别恶心了 弗雷德 -你也会尴尬吧
[52:49]	What’s your favorite sexual position?	你最喜欢的体位是什么
[52:52]	It’s too complicated to explain.	太复杂了 解释不清
[52:54]	– Really? – I told you mine.	-一定要说吗 -我跟你说了我的
[52:57]	Oh, God, okay.	天哪 好吧
[52:59]	I just got back from a trip to New Delhi.	那次我刚从新德里回来
[53:01]	Yeah?	然后呢
[53:02]	I got called into a meeting with the Joint Chiefs,	我被叫去参加参谋长联席会议
[53:04]	and I was a little nervous.	我有点紧张
[53:06]	– Yeah. – Yeah.	-嗯 -嗯
[53:08]	And my stomach was a little weird from all the curry.	而且吃了很多咖喱 肚子有点不舒服
[53:12]	Oh, no.	不是吧
[53:14]	Delhi belly.	在德里吃坏肚子
[53:17]	Well, we were in a motorcade and we couldn’t stop.	我们在车队里 不能停车
[53:21]	Oh, no.	不是吧
[53:23]	God…	老天
[53:25]	I ruined a really nice Dolce & Gabbana bag.	我毁了一只非常漂亮的杜嘉班纳包
[53:29]	– You puked in it? – Nope.	-你吐在里面了 -不是吐
[53:31]	Oh, no! In a moving vehicle?	不是吧 在行驶中的车里
[53:34]		莫斯科
[53:37]	Do you actually understand what’s happening right now?	你真看得懂剧情在讲什么吗
[53:39]	Yes, I speak Russian.	看得懂 我会俄语
[53:42]		神盾局局长尼克・弗瑞扮演者
[53:42]	The Russian Samuel L. Jackson guy is dope.	俄罗斯版的塞缪尔・杰克逊酷毙了
[53:44]	Do svidanya, motherfuckers!	再见了 混蛋们
[53:51]	Oh, my God, they just shot the pirate guy!	天哪 他们开枪打死了独眼海盗
[53:54]	But he’s keeping the team together.	但他是团队的主心骨
[53:55]	I know.	我知道
[53:56]	I don’t think I can handle that.	我觉得我接受不了
[53:57]	– It’s okay. – No,	-没关系的 -有关系
[53:59]	I really liked him in the movie.	我真的很喜欢这个角色
[54:00]	Don’t worry, just keep watching.	别担心 继续看就是了
[54:02]		马尼拉
[54:02]	You know, the Philippines gets a bad rap.	菲律宾被恶意抹黑了
[54:04]	Because it’s pretty nice here.	你看这里多棒啊
[54:06]	You’d never know civil war was about to break out.	根本看不出内战就要爆发了
[54:09]	This is good.	写得很好
[54:10]	– Oh, yeah? – Yeah.	-是吗 -是的
[54:12]	What if we use this line to start with?	如果我们以这句话作为开头怎么样
[54:16]	Yeah, “I’m going to start this speech	我要用我十六岁时
[54:17]	by saying the same thing I said to my boss	在百视达影音店跟我老板讲过的话
[54:19]	at Blockbuster Video when I was 16.	来开始我的演讲
[54:22]	I quit.”	我不干了
[54:23]	– That’s not bad. – I love that.	-不错嘛 -我很喜欢
[54:25]	This is really fucking good.	写得真是太棒了
[54:27]	Look at you, you get me, Fred.	瞧瞧 你懂我啊 弗雷德
[54:29]	I totally get you.	我完全懂你
[54:32]	? All I want for my birthday ?	? 我最想要的生日礼物 ?
[54:32]	Birthday Song (feat. Kanye West) – 2 Chainz
[54:33]	? Is a big booty ho ?	? 就是一个大美臀 ?
[54:35]	? All I want for my birthday… ?	? 我最想要的生日礼物 ?
[54:37]	I couldn’t be happier that out of all the shit	我给你听了那么多
[54:38]	I played you from the last decade,	过去十年间的烂歌
[54:40]	that what you’ve liked the most is 2 Chainz.	你最喜欢的是双链大师 我太高兴了
[54:42]	– It’s catchy. – It’s awesome.	-朗朗上口 -这是神曲
[54:49]	So, are you, like, dating the prime minister of Canada?	话说 你在和加拿大总理交往吗
[54:54]	– No. No. – No.	-没有 没有 -没有
[54:56]	I feel like I read… Did I read that	我好像看过…我看过
[54:58]	in some shitty tabloid that you guys were dating?	某个小报上说你们在交往
[55:00]	– Maybe it’s not true. – No, I’m sure you did. It’s…	-也许不是真的 -你应该没看错
[55:02]	They like to write about it, but no. I…	他们喜欢炒作这个 但是没有 我
[55:05]	We’re not, we… We flirt.	我们没有…我们只是调情
[55:08]	– Yeah. Okay. – Kind of.	-好吧 -差不多是这样
[55:10]	It’s weird. We made out once.	很奇怪 我们亲热过一次
[55:13]	Dope.	厉害
[55:15]	You asked.	是你问的
[55:16]	No, hey! I’ve hooked up with my fair share of world leaders, too.	没事 我也和很多世界领导人有过一腿
[55:20]	I 69’d Fidel Castro once.	我和菲德尔・卡斯特罗玩过双吹
[55:20]		古巴领导人
[55:23]	You thought his beard was big.	别以为他只有胡子浓密而已
[55:26]	But how does that work with you? Do you, like…	但你的感情生活怎么样呢
[55:29]	Do you, like, date?	你和人交往吗
[55:33]	Yeah. I date.	我和人交往
[55:36]	Generally, you know,	一般情况下
[55:37]	with people who have similar lifestyles to me.	都是找和我生活方式类似的人
[55:40]	People who travel a lot.	经常出差的人
[55:44]	It’s hard to keep those things alive. I…	很难维持一段感情
[55:49]	I mean, who wants to follow me around the world	谁会心甘情愿跟着我满世界跑
[55:51]	and hope I have five minutes to be affectionate?	我能抽出五分钟时间来亲热就心满意足呢
[55:54]	– Yeah. – And honestly,	-是啊 -说实话
[55:56]	guys don’t really want to date women	男人其实不愿意
[55:57]	who are more powerful than them.	和比自己更有权势的女人交往
[55:59]	They think they do, but…	他们觉得自己愿意 但是
[56:02]	It’s a dick shriveller.	这是老二软化剂
[56:05]	Dick Shriveller is my favorite Batman villain though.	迪克・软化剂可是我最喜欢的蝙蝠侠反派
[56:08]	So…	所以
[56:11]	You gonna ask why I’m still single?	你要问问我为什么单身吗
[56:13]	No, I get it.	不 我懂的
[56:16]	– It makes sense. – Yeah. It adds up.	-合情合理 -一目了然
[56:28]	We’re right in front of the window.	我们正对着窗户
[56:31]	What the fuck is happening?	到底怎么回事
[56:32]	Insurgents are fighting the army.	叛乱分子在和军队交战
[56:34]	– Are we in danger? – Yes! Yes!	-我们有危险吗 -有 有
[56:36]	Madam Secretary, we need to leave now!	国务卿女士 我们要立即撤离
[56:38]	Fuck!	操
[56:39]	This way!	这边走
[56:41]	All right, guys, come with me.	好了 各位 跟我来
[56:44]	Come on.	快
[57:10]	Secretary Field, this way!	国务卿菲尔德 这边走
[57:11]	I got her, secure them!	我保护她 去抬他们
[57:14]	This way.	这边走
[57:18]	You’ll be safe in here.	这里是安全的
[57:22]	Fuck! Are you okay?	我操 你没事吧
[57:23]	Yeah, I’m okay. Are you okay?	我没事 你没事吧
[57:24]	– I’m okay. Yeah. We’re okay. – Okay.	-我没事 我们没事 -那就好
[57:26]	– Okay. – Okay. Okay. Holy shit!	-好 -好 我靠
[57:32]	We could have just died.	我们差点就死了
[57:33]	Oh, my God, I’m freaking out a bit right now.	天啊 我有点吓疯了
[57:36]	I’m having a hard time catching my breath a little bit.	我有点喘不上气
[57:38]	You don’t seem like you’re freaking out very much.	你好像一点也不害怕
[57:39]	I am! I’m employing a Navy SEAL breathing technique,	我害怕 我在用海豹突击队的呼吸法
[57:42]	for dealing with panicking.	来应对恐慌反应
[57:44]	It’s just gonna take about 90 seconds to work.	需要九十秒时间才能起效
[57:46]	90 seconds? I need more than fucking 90 seconds!	九十秒 我需要的远不止九十秒
[57:49]	I need 90 fucking years!	我需要九十年
[57:50]	I’m fucked up for life from this shit, yo!	我的精神创伤一辈子都好不了了
[57:53]	I have so many regrets, did so many terrible things!	我有很多遗憾 做了那么多坏事
[57:56]	When I was 12,	十二岁时
[57:57]	I peed on a dog to impress an older kid.	我为了取悦一个大孩子 在狗身上撒尿了
[58:00]	The dog didn’t like it. The older kid didn’t either!	那条狗不喜欢 那个大孩子也不喜欢
[58:03]	It was just pointless.	根本毫无意义
[58:04]	What the fuck?	搞什么
[58:05]	Holy shit! Fuck!	我靠 操
[58:09]	Is there more? Is there gonna be more?	还有吗 还会有吗
[58:11]	– Fred. – Is there more?	-弗雷德 -还有吗
[58:12]	You’re gonna have to calm down.	你必须冷静下来
[58:13]	I don’t think I can.	我冷静不了
[58:15]	Sit down with me.	跟我一起坐下来
[58:16]	And breathe.	深呼吸
[58:18]	Four seconds in.	四秒吸气
[58:20]	Four seconds out.	四秒呼气
[58:22]	Four seconds in.	四秒吸气
[58:23]	One, two, three, four…	一 二 三 四
[58:25]	– Four seconds out. – One, two, three, four…	-四秒呼气 -一 二 三 四
[58:27]	– Four seconds in. – One, two, three, four…	-四秒吸气 -一 二 三 四
[58:30]	You don’t have to count while you’re doing this.	呼吸时不必数数
[58:32]	…four. It helps me.	四 这样对我有帮助
[58:33]	– One, two, three, four… – There you go.	-一 二 三 四 -就这样
[58:36]	One, two, three, four.	一 二 三 四
[58:39]	One, two, three, four.	一 二 三 四
[58:42]	One, two, three, four.	一 二 三 四
[58:45]	– You got it. – That actually works.	-你做到了 -真的有用
[58:48]	Those guys are good.	海豹突击队真厉害
[58:54]	We did almost just die, though.	但是我们差点死掉了
[58:55]	We actually did almost die.	我们真的差点死掉了
[58:57]	– Yeah. – Oh, thank God.	-嗯 -谢天谢地
[58:58]	That actually makes me feel better.	你这么说我感觉好些了
[59:00]	Means I didn’t overreact.	就是说我没有反应过激
[59:01]	Oh, God, no, you completely overreacted.	天啊 你绝对反应过激了
[59:04]	Yeah, maybe.	也许吧
[59:08]	I can think of worse ways to go	和你一起死在这里
[59:11]	than here with you.	也不算太糟
[59:14]	Honestly, this has been like,	老实说 这几周
[59:16]	the best few weeks of my entire life.	是我一生中最美好的几周
[59:22]	You don’t have to say it back to me.	你不必也对我说同样的话
[59:23]	I know it’s not true for you.	我知道对你来说不是
[59:25]	I saw you sing with Bruce Springsteen last year,	去年我看过你和布鲁斯・斯普林斯汀在那场
[59:27]	at that benefit concert.	慈善音乐会上一起唱歌
[59:28]	That was probably a way better week.	绝对比这几周精彩
[59:29]	Just as an example.	只是举个例子
[59:32]	Well, this is a pretty close second.	这几周是紧随其后的第二美好
[59:35]	Really? To The Boss?	是吗 能与斯普林斯汀媲美
[59:37]	Yeah.	是的
[59:40]	That’s nice.	那真好
[59:54]	I feel like maybe you want me to kiss you right now,	我觉得你现在也许想要我吻你
[59:57]	but I don’t want to make the same stupid mistake I made 25 years ago.	但我不想重蹈25年前的覆辙
[1:00:00]	Wouldn’t be a stupid mistake.	不会重蹈覆辙的
[1:00:03]	Wait… Really?	等等 真的吗
[1:00:11]	We’ve secured the location.	已经安全了
[1:00:13]	But we need to move you. The helicopter is standing by.	但我们要转移你们 直升机已经准备好了
[1:00:17]	Thank you, Agent M.	谢谢你 特勤M
[1:00:23]	Holy shit.	我靠
[1:00:24]	That helicopter was way louder than I thought it was gonna be.	直升机比我想像的要吵多了
[1:00:26]	– Fred, enough. Enough. – I’m sorry! I’m sorry!	-弗雷德 别说了 -对不起 对不起
[1:00:30]	We’re safe here though?	但我们在这里安全吗
[1:00:31]	– Yes! – Oh, my God, Fred!	-安全 -天啊 弗雷德
[1:00:33]	This way.	这边走
[1:00:34]	This place looks really nice.	这地方看起来很不错
[1:00:39]	Fred, I need you to come work	弗雷德 我需要你来帮我
[1:00:40]	on that speech with me, right now.	修改那份讲稿 现在就来
[1:00:42]	– Right now? – Yeah. Right now.	-现在就去吗 -对 现在就来
[1:00:45]	Okay.	好吧
[1:00:53]	Hang on, get my pants off.	等一下 我把裤子脱了
[1:00:54]	Okay, I gotta, too. Shit.	好 我也得脱 靠
[1:00:57]	– We’re doing it? – Yeah!	-我们要做吗 -要
[1:00:58]	– Do it faster. – Let’s do it.	-快点做 -来吧
[1:00:59]	They’re coming off!	快脱下来了
[1:01:02]	Fucking tapered pants. Shit!	该死的小脚裤 靠
[1:01:05]	Fuck!	操
[1:01:08]	Okay, just leave it! Just leave it! Leave it!	算了 别管裤子了 别管了
[1:01:10]	– Okay. – Okay. Yeah.	-好了 -好了 好
[1:01:11]	Should I go in, then?	我能进去吗
[1:01:12]	Yeah, enter.	好 进来吧
[1:01:14]	Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, no!	天啊 天啊 不要
[1:01:17]	– I’m gonna come really soon. – Me too.	-我马上就要高潮了 -我也是
[1:01:19]	– Really? – Yeah!	-真的吗 -真的
[1:01:20]	Oh, God!	天啊
[1:01:22]	– Oh, boy! – Oh, boy!	-老天 -老天
[1:01:26]	– Oh, God! Okay. – Oh, my God!	-天啊 好了 -天啊
[1:01:29]	– I’m coming out. – Okay, come on.	-我要出来了 -好 出去吧
[1:01:33]	Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Oh, fuck!	天啊 我操
[1:01:39]	Oh, my God, I’m sorry.	天啊 真抱歉
[1:01:41]	I don’t know what happened.	我不知道怎么回事
[1:01:42]	I usually last way longer than that.	我通常都比这要持久
[1:01:45]	– You know? – Not me.	-知道吗 -我就没持久过
[1:01:47]	That was weird.	太奇怪了
[1:01:48]	We both said, “Oh, boy” when we came…	我们高潮的时候都说了”老天”
[1:01:49]	– Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. – at the same time.	-是啊 我也在想这个 -异口同声
[1:01:51]	– That’s never happened before. – I’ve never said that.	-从来没这样过 -我从没这样说过
[1:01:53]	– Yeah. – Super strange.	-是啊 -超级奇怪
[1:01:56]	Should we do that again?	我们要再来一次吗
[1:01:57]	Yeah, my hands are shaking, I need a minute.	要 我的手在抖 让我缓一下
[1:02:06]	Who’s this little guy?	这个小家伙是谁
[1:02:08]	I was a writing an article about neo-Nazis	我之前在写一篇关于新纳粹的报道
[1:02:10]	and I had to get a bottom half of a swastika tattooed on me…	我不得不在身上文了�d字符的下半部分
[1:02:13]	– Oh, my God. – so they wouldn’t kill me	-天哪 -免得他们杀了我
[1:02:15]	and I didn’t want that,	我不想要这个文身
[1:02:17]	so I added little shoes and I made him a little stick man	所以我加上了鞋子 把他改成了火柴人
[1:02:20]	and I named him Adolf Stickler.	我给他起名为阿道夫・火柴勒
[1:02:24]	You’d never know he had little swastika legs.	根本看不出来他有�d字腿呢
[1:02:26]	– No. – He’s so happy about it.	-没错 -他对自己的腿很满意
[1:02:27]	I know, they just look like pants.	我知道 看起来就像是裤子
[1:02:29]	You’d never know he was born in the fires of hatred.	你根本想不到他是在仇恨的火焰中诞生的
[1:02:34]	Man, I am hungry.	老天 我好饿
[1:02:39]	What time is it?	现在几点了
[1:02:40]	I couldn’t tell you what fucking day it is.	我都不知道现在是周几
[1:02:45]	And where… Where are we right now?	而且我们…现在到底在哪儿
[1:02:47]	I don’t have a clue.	我不知道
[1:02:48]	You don’t know?	你不知道
[1:02:49]	No. They just dropped us here.	不知道 他们直接把我们送来了
[1:02:50]	They just took us here on the helicopter.	直接用直升机送来了
[1:03:16]	– Good morning, Mr. Flarsky. – Jesus!	-早上好 弗拉斯基先生 -老天
[1:03:20]	You scared me, man.	你吓死我了 伙计
[1:03:27]	Could you maybe not tell anybody about this?	你能不能别告诉任何人这件事
[1:03:29]	They wouldn’t believe me anyway.	反正说了也没人会信
[1:03:33]	Fair enough.	有道理
[1:03:35]	Good luck, man.	祝你好运 伙计
[1:03:38]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:03:48]	These helicopters are scary.	直升机太可怕了
[1:03:51]	It’s gonna be fine, Fred. Just breathe.	不会有事的 弗雷德 深呼吸
[1:03:57]	One, two, three, four.	一 二 三 四
[1:03:59]	One, two, three, four.	一 二 三 四
[1:04:13]		卡塔赫纳
[1:04:13]	I feel so happy right now!	我现在感觉好幸福
[1:04:15]	Like, I’m beginning to realize,	我是说 我开始意识到
[1:04:17]	I may have never been happy.	我可能从来都没幸福过
[1:04:19]	This might be the first time I ever felt happy.	这可能是我第一次体会到幸福
[1:04:21]	And it feels good.	感觉棒极了
[1:04:23]	This is like, the best shit that’s ever happened.	这简直是有史以来最棒的事了
[1:04:26]	There’s like this crazy big banquet thing tonight,	今晚有场疯狂的大型宴会
[1:04:27]	and she gave me like a tuxedo to wear.	她给了我一套晚礼服穿
[1:04:29]	And it’s not like a date,	这不是约会
[1:04:30]	but it kinda feels like a date.	但感觉又有点像约会
[1:04:32]	How do I not fuck this up? Seems impossible.	我怎么才能不搞砸呢 似乎不可能
[1:04:35]	Dude, you just need to give yourself affirmation, man.	老兄 你只是需要肯定自己
[1:04:37]	You need to…	你需要
[1:04:39]	You need to say that you’re worthy of love, man.	你需要说你值得被爱 伙计
[1:04:42]	I am worthy of love.	我值得被爱
[1:04:43]	All right, now you gotta say it 10,000 more times,	好 现在你得再说一万遍
[1:04:45]	until you believe it.	直到你相信为止
[1:04:46]	Okay, look, I gotta go.	好吧 我得挂了
[1:04:48]	I have no fucking clue how to tie a bow tie.	我根本不知道怎么打领结
[1:04:50]	All right, man.	好的 伙计
[1:04:52]	Be bold!	大胆一点
[1:04:57]		布宜诺斯艾利斯
[1:05:10]	You look really pretty.	你太美了
[1:05:13]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:05:15]	You look really pretty, too.	你也很帅
[1:05:19]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:05:20]	Thanks for the suit.	人靠衣装
[1:05:21]	We should probably head in.	我们该进去了
[1:05:22]	– Shall we? – Yeah.	-我们走吧 -好
[1:05:29]	This is awesome.	太厉害了
[1:05:29]	It’s cool being in Argentina.	能来阿根廷真好
[1:05:31]	I think the guys who killed my grandparents	我觉得杀了我祖父辈的纳粹
[1:05:32]	are hiding here somewhere.	就躲在阿根廷呢
[1:05:35]	Shit, they got a band.	我去 还有乐队
[1:05:38]	Do you wanna, uh, dance maybe? Or grab a drink?	你想跳支舞吗 或者喝一杯
[1:05:42]	So there are representatives from over 75 countries here tonight.	今晚有来自75个国家的代表在场
[1:05:45]	She has three hours to get out there,	她有三个小时的时间来施展魅力
[1:05:47]	– shake her money maker… – Yeah.	-晃动摇钱树 -好
[1:05:47]	and get as many commitments as possible.	尽可能多地争取承诺
[1:05:49]	– This is a work event. – Of course, yeah. I get it.	-我们是来工作的 -好的 我明白
[1:05:51]	We could, uh, maybe at the end of the night, have a drink.	也许晚宴结束时 我们可以喝一杯
[1:05:54]	Yeah, if you have time. Cool.	好 如果你有时间的话
[1:05:56]	– We’ll see. – Yeah.	-看情况吧 -好
[1:05:58]	All right. Okay.	好了 好
[1:06:04]	I know what’s going on.	我知道是什么情况
[1:06:09]	– What do you mean? – You know what I mean.	-什么意思 -你知道是什么意思
[1:06:11]	There’s nothing going on.	没有什么情况
[1:06:12]	Don’t fucking bullshit me, Fred.	别跟我扯淡 弗雷德
[1:06:14]	‘Cause my EQ is through the goddamn roof.	因为我的情商突破天际
[1:06:17]	And I understand and intuit the nuances of social dynamics	而且我对社交动态中微妙变化的敏感直觉
[1:06:20]	like you wouldn’t believe.	准确到你无法想象
[1:06:21]	The two of you are having sex with each other.	你们俩上床了
[1:06:24]	There’s no way you could discern something like that.	这种事你不可能辨别出来
[1:06:26]	Charlotte told me.	夏洛特告诉我了
[1:06:28]	Really?	真的吗
[1:06:29]	No, but you just did, you fucking idiot.	假的 但是你告诉我了 你个蠢货
[1:06:31]	Fuck! Shit! That was fucking very clever.	我操 这招太精明了
[1:06:34]	Jesus, well, you know what, yes.	老天 好吧 你说得没错
[1:06:35]	Okay. We’re sexing one another down.	好吧 我们性交了
[1:06:37]	– So? – Ew.	-那又怎样 -恶心
[1:06:38]	Honestly, it’s probably weirder to me than it is to you.	老实说 我可能比你还感到震惊
[1:06:40]	Look, I can’t believe I have to say this,	听着 真不敢相信我要这么说
[1:06:42]	but just so you know, there’s no way the two of you work.	但是你得知道 你们俩绝无任何可能
[1:06:46]	Why would you say that? You don’t know that.	你为什么这么说 你又不知道
[1:06:48]	The public will never accept the two of you together,	公众绝对不会接受你们两个在一起
[1:06:50]	so neither will she.	所以她也不会
[1:06:52]	Honestly, Fred, it doesn’t matter if you get it or you don’t,	老实说 弗雷德 你明不明白都无所谓
[1:06:54]	’cause the truth is, she is going to realize it for the both of you,	因为事实是 她早晚会为你们两个意识到
[1:06:56]	then you’ll have your heart broken.	然后你就会心碎
[1:06:58]	And that could be kinda fun to watch.	到时候应该挺精彩的
[1:07:00]	Ambassador Plenipotentiary…	全权大使
[1:07:19]	Madam Secretary!	国务卿女士
[1:07:22]	Excuse me.	失陪了
[1:07:23]	Parker.	帕克
[1:07:24]	Nope. Nope.	不行 不行
[1:07:28]	You know, we still have not found time to sit down.	你知道 我们还是没能找出时间坐下来谈谈
[1:07:31]	You know, it’s not gonna happen.	你知道 那是不可能的
[1:07:33]	I’m not gonna find time.	我找不出时间
[1:07:34]	I will get my way on this.	我会得偿所愿的
[1:07:37]	I don’t even know what you mean by “this,”	我都不知道你”所愿”的是什么
[1:07:38]	but please have at it. It’s all yours.	但是你请便 都是你的了
[1:07:41]	– May I have a word? – Can you excuse me?	-我能跟你说几句吗 -不好意思
[1:07:42]	We’re in the middle of a conversation here.	我们还没说完呢
[1:07:43]	Of course. Yes.	当然可以 好的
[1:07:44]	Oh, my God. You are a…	天啊 你真是…
[1:07:46]	You look absolutely wonderful.	你看起来美极了
[1:07:52]	I have to say, I have been so impressed by your initiative.	我得说 你的倡议让我刮目相看
[1:07:55]	Does this mean I can add Canada	这是否意味着我可以把加拿大
[1:07:57]	to the list of countries taking part?	列入签署国名单
[1:08:00]	On one condition.	有一个条件
[1:08:01]	Let me guess.	让我猜猜
[1:08:02]	You want fewer restrictions on lumber.	你想减少对木材的限制
[1:08:05]	I don’t care about lumber.	我才不在乎木材
[1:08:08]	I just want to dance.	我只是想邀你跳支舞
[1:08:13]	Sure.	好
[1:08:43]	You know when you see something,	你知道有些事物一看
[1:08:44]	and it just looks right.	就是天作之合
[1:08:47]	Like a Kangol hat on Samuel L. Jackson.	比如袋鼠贝雷帽和塞缪尔・杰克逊
[1:09:00]	I’m worthy of love.	我值得被爱
[1:09:03]	I’m worthy of love.	我值得被爱
[1:09:07]	What the fuck are you saying?	你嘀咕什么呢
[1:09:10]	Nothing.	没什么
[1:09:44]	Bonjour, ma’am.	你好 女士
[1:09:51]		我喜欢上你了
[1:09:58]		而且我 找到希特勒了
[1:10:18]	Excuse me.	失陪了
[1:10:21]	Agent E, look alive.	特勤E 打起精神
[1:10:40]	I hear you have a crush on me.	我听说你喜欢上我了
[1:10:43]	I do.	是的
[1:10:46]	Kinda have a crush on you, too.	我好像也喜欢上你了
[1:10:49]	Well, that’s cool.	那敢情好
[1:10:55]	I know I asked earlier.	我知道我之前问过了
[1:10:56]	But, uh…	不过
[1:11:01]	Do you want to dance with me?	你愿意和我跳支舞吗
[1:11:05]	It’s a dope song.	这首歌太赞了
[1:11:08]	Really fucking good song.	太他妈赞了
[1:11:09]	– Maybe the best song ever written. – Yeah.	-很可能是史上最棒的 -嗯
[1:11:14]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:11:14]	It Must Have Been Love – Roxette
[1:11:19]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:11:25]	? Lay a whisper ?	? 在我枕畔 ?
[1:11:28]	? On my pillow ?	? 留下细语 ?
[1:11:31]	? Leave the winter ?	? 将冬季 ?
[1:11:34]	? On the ground ?	? 留在地上 ?
[1:11:37]	? I wake up lonely ?	? 我孤单醒来 ?
[1:11:40]	? This air of silence ?	? 卧室及四周 ?
[1:11:44]	? In the bedroom ?	? 被寂静 ?
[1:11:46]	? And all around ?	? 笼罩 ?
[1:11:49]	? Touch me now ?	? 触碰我吧 ?
[1:11:52]	? I close my eyes ?	? 我闭上双眼 ?
[1:11:55]	? And dream away ?	? 开始梦游 ?
[1:12:00]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:12:03]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:12:07]	? It must have been good ?	? 那一定很美 ?
[1:12:09]	? But I lost it somehow ?	? 但我终究失去 ?
[1:12:12]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:12:15]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:12:18]	? From the moment we touched ?	? 从我们触碰彼此 ?
[1:12:21]	? Till the time had run out ?	? 直到时光流尽 ?
[1:12:25]	? Make believing ?	? 假装相信 ?
[1:12:28]	? We’re together ?	? 我们在一起 ?
[1:12:31]	? That I’m sheltered ?	? 我被你 ?
[1:12:34]	? By your heart ?	? 用心呵护 ?
[1:12:37]	? But in and outside ?	? 但由里到外 ?
[1:12:40]	? I turn to water ?	? 我已化成水 ?
[1:12:43]	? Like a teardrop ?	? 就像你掌中的 ?
[1:12:46]	? In your palm ?	? 一滴泪水 ?
[1:12:49]	? And it’s a hard ?	? 那是一个 ?
[1:12:52]	? Christmas Day ?	? 寒冷的圣诞 ?
[1:12:55]	? I dream away ?	? 我开始梦游 ?
[1:12:59]	I want you to fuck me from behind	我要你从后面干我
[1:13:01]	and slap my ass really hard.	同时用力打我屁股
[1:13:05]	What?	什么
[1:13:06]	What?	什么
[1:13:07]	Nothing. What, did I say “what”?	没什么 我说”什么”了吗
[1:13:09]	Am I being too bossy?	我是不是太霸道了
[1:13:11]	No. No. No. No. Not at all. No. No.	没有没有 完全没有 没有
[1:13:13]	I am. I am. I’m your boss all day,	我有 我有 白天我一直是你老板
[1:13:15]	and now I’m bossing you in bed.	现在我又在床上对你发号施令
[1:13:16]	I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it that way.	对不起 我不是那个意思
[1:13:16]	No. Not at all.	没有 完全没有
[1:13:18]	My brain, honestly, just went into shock a little bit…	说实话 我的大脑有点短路了
[1:13:20]	Yeah, but you hesitated.	嗯 但是你犹豫了
[1:13:21]	No, it’s just not how I imagined you liking things.	没有 我只是没想到你喜欢这种的
[1:13:24]	You know what? We’ll do exactly what you were imagining.	这样吧 我们完全按照你想象的去做
[1:13:27]	And then you turn me around and slap me on my ass	然后你把我翻过来 打我的屁股
[1:13:29]	and then choke me a little bit.	稍微掐住我的脖子
[1:13:32]	Oh, my God.	天啊
[1:13:51]	Frederick.	弗雷德里克
[1:13:53]	Margaret.	玛格利特
[1:14:00]	You forgot this… Oh, fuck!	你忘了这个…我操
[1:14:01]	Gross!	恶心
[1:14:03]	I thought you guys hated each other.	我以为你们讨厌对方
[1:14:04]	– We do hate each other. – We do. Big time.	-我们确实讨厌对方 -没错 超讨厌
[1:14:06]	We are also fucking.	但我们也上床
[1:14:08]	How long have you been fucking?	你们这样多久了
[1:14:09]	That was probably 20 minutes.	刚刚大概有二十分钟
[1:14:10]	Not right now!	不是指现在
[1:14:12]	A lot of questions. Um, I…	好多问题啊 我…
[1:14:14]	I would say anywhere between two and five…	我觉得应该在两到五次之间…
[1:14:16]	Three and a half times.	三次半
[1:14:17]	I would say on my end, five.	就我来说 是五次
[1:14:19]	Three and a half sounds right.	你只有三次半也没错
[1:14:20]	I don’t know how you’re tallying that shit. That’s sick.	我不知道你是怎么算出来的 太变态了
[1:14:22]	Okay, first of all, there’s a woman present.	好了 首先 这里有女性在场
[1:14:25]	There’s a woman in there, too?	里面还有个女人
[1:14:26]	– Excuse me. – Easy.	-你说什么 -别激动
[1:14:29]	– And I got it. – Sorry.	-你别插嘴 -抱歉
[1:14:29]	– Again. – Sorry, I’m…	-别再插嘴了 -抱歉 我…
[1:14:31]	A woman is present and that woman is me.	这里有女性在场 也就是我
[1:14:33]	– You? – We’re talking about her.	-你 -货真价实的女人
[1:14:34]	Trust me, I know, Fred.	信我没错的 弗雷德
[1:14:36]	Tom, I got this.	汤姆 别插嘴好吗
[1:14:38]	I’m gonna say goodnight.	我要说晚安了
[1:14:38]	You tuck that in. Goodnight to you.	憋回去吧你 你也晚安
[1:14:40]	And I will take my leave.	然后我要走了
[1:14:41]	No. No way. I’m not touching that shit.	不要 没门 我才不碰你的脏手
[1:14:44]	– It’s not the worst instinct. – Guys, just…	-你的直觉还挺准的 -各位 我们…
[1:14:46]	Those hands have been places.	那双手施展了奇迹
[1:14:47]	Goodnight.	晚安
[1:14:48]	With France’s commitment, U.S. Secretary of State	有了法国的承诺 美国国务卿
[1:14:49]		一百个国家签署历史性气候协议
[1:14:51]	Charlotte Field’s noble Rehabilitation Initiative	夏洛特・菲尔德崇高的修复倡议
[1:14:54]	has secured the support of 100 countries.	已得到一百个国家的支持
[1:14:59]	The president wants to talk to you.	总统想和你谈谈
[1:15:01]	We’ve set up the tent in the next room, Madam Secretary.	我们在隔壁搭设了篷屋 国务卿女士
[1:15:03]	Tell him hi.	替我向他问好
[1:15:09]	Mr. President. Bonjour.	你好 总统先生
[1:15:12]	Charlie, bonjour.	你好 夏理
[1:15:13]	What’s this I hear about an environmental treaty thing?	我听说的这个环保条约是怎么回事
[1:15:17]	It’s the Global Rehabilitation Initiative, sir.	这是全球修复倡议 先生
[1:15:20]	It’s been on your desk for the last three weeks.	已经在你桌上放了三周了
[1:15:23]	Yeah, well, we ran it up the flagpole	嗯 我们试探了一下风向
[1:15:25]	and it’s ruffling some feathers.	结果有人很不爽
[1:15:27]	Sir, you are the flagpole.	先生 你就是风向
[1:15:30]	There are actually quite a few flagpoles in this joint.	实际上 有不少惹不起的风向
[1:15:33]	We need you to revise it.	我们需要你修改一下
[1:15:35]	Sir?	先生
[1:15:37]	We need you to kill the trees.	我们需要你把森林砍掉
[1:15:43]	Why would he do that?	他为什么要这样做
[1:15:44]	Because he’s funded by a bunch of fucking rich assholes	因为他的资金来自一群有钱的混蛋
[1:15:47]	and I probably pissed one of them off.	而我大概把其中一个惹毛了
[1:15:49]	Can I just say the optics of this	我能不能说 在这件事上
[1:15:50]	are actually not that different?	民意其实没有什么区别
[1:15:52]	The initiative still has the same name.	倡议的名字保持不变
[1:15:53]	It sounds very impressive,	听起来非常厉害
[1:15:56]	which is ultimately all that matters.	这才是最重要的
[1:15:58]	I actually cared about this.	我真的在乎这个倡议
[1:16:00]	Now what am I fucking left with? Bees?	现在我还剩下什么 蜜蜂吗
[1:16:02]	I don’t even like bees.	我都不喜欢蜜蜂
[1:16:04]	Do you have to listen to him?	你必须听他的吗
[1:16:05]	Yes. I have to listen to him.	对 我必须听他的
[1:16:08]	Because unless he endorses me, I won’t win.	因为除非他支持我 否则我赢不了
[1:16:11]	And this whole fucking show would have been for nothing.	然后这场该死的闹剧就全白搭了
[1:16:14]	Well, maybe you don’t need his endorsement to win.	好吧 也许你不需要他的支持就能赢
[1:16:16]	You know? People are digging your shit.	明白吗 人们喜欢你这一套
[1:16:17]	And your numbers are good.	民调数据很不错
[1:16:19]	You know what, Fred? She needs a little alone time.	这样吧 弗雷德 她需要独处一会
[1:16:21]	Right, she probably just needs a friend right now.	对 她应该只需要朋友的陪伴
[1:16:22]	Time to go, buddy.	你该走了 伙计
[1:16:24]	Oh, my God.	天哪
[1:16:25]	Maggie, just give me a second alone with Fred, please.	玛吉 让我和弗雷德独处一会 谢谢
[1:16:43]	I don’t wanna do this job anymore.	我不想干这份工作了
[1:16:46]	I fuckin’ hate it.	我恨死这份工作了
[1:16:48]	I mean, what’s the point?	有什么意义呢
[1:16:50]	Every time I do something, it just gets undone.	每次我做成一件事 就会被破坏掉
[1:16:54]	I’m sorry.	我很遗憾
[1:16:55]	I just wanna be a normal person	我只想做个普通人
[1:16:57]	and not give a fuck about anything	对什么都漠不关心
[1:16:58]	just like the rest of the world.	和世上其他所有人一样
[1:17:01]	Yeah, most people don’t give a shit about anything.	嗯 大部分人什么都不关心
[1:17:03]	I bet it’s really nice.	活得一定很自在
[1:17:06]	That’s what I want.	那就是我想要的
[1:17:08]	I don’t know how to give that to you.	我不知道如何帮你实现
[1:17:13]	Let’s get fucked up.	我们嗨起来吧
[1:17:15]	Fucked up?	嗨起来
[1:17:16]	– Yeah. – Like a few beers fucked up	-嗯 -你是指喝几杯啤酒那么嗨
[1:17:19]	or more than that fucked up?	还是嗨得更厉害
[1:17:21]	Like super fucked up.	我是指超级嗨
[1:17:29]	I want to smoke a Molly with you.	我想和你一起抽莫莉
[1:17:32]	What?	怎么了
[1:17:35]	That’s not, um…	不是这么…
[1:17:36]	That’s not how you take it, but…	摇头丸不是这么用的
[1:17:38]	How do you take it?	那要怎么用
[1:17:39]	It’s a pill. You take it in your mouth.	是药片 放嘴里吃掉
[1:17:41]	But I don’t know if you wanna do it.	但我不确定你是不是真的愿意
[1:17:42]	Why not?	有何不可
[1:17:44]	I just don’t know if it’s a good idea.	我不确定这是个好主意
[1:17:45]	As your boss, I’m ordering you to get me a Molly.	我是你的上司 我命令你给我一个莫莉
[1:17:50]	Oh, man.	老天
[1:18:21]	You good?	你没事吧
[1:18:22]	I don’t feel anything.	我什么都没感觉到
[1:18:24]	You don’t feel it?	你没感觉到吗
[1:18:26]	No, I don’t feel a fucking thing.	没有 我什么都没感觉到
[1:18:33]	Was right.	这就对了
[1:18:34]	Holy fuck…	我操
[1:18:39]	No!	不
[1:18:39]	My jaw feels really weird.	我的下巴感觉怪怪的
[1:18:41]	Yeah, that’s the drugs.	嗯 毒品的效果
[1:18:43]	Drugs love a jaw.	毒品喜欢下巴
[1:18:44]	– I want more. – No, no, no, no.	-我还想要 -不不不
[1:18:47]	Maybe in like an hour.	一小时后再说吧
[1:18:48]	We should do it now.	我们现在就吃
[1:19:18]	Yes, motherfuckers!	太牛逼了
[1:19:21]	I could do this forever!	我能永远嗨下去
[1:19:23]	We’re gonna.	就这么办
[1:19:24]	I know I’ve been like…	我知道我一直
[1:19:27]	I’ve been, like, playing it pretty cool.	我知道我一直表现得很冷静
[1:19:29]	Like I’ve probably been a little hard to read,	我可能有点难以捉摸
[1:19:31]	and I’ve been acting kinda, like, aloof,	我表现得有点冷淡
[1:19:32]	maybe like I don’t care that much.	就好像我不是那么在乎
[1:19:35]	But I don’t wanna do that anymore. I really like you.	但我不想再那样做了 我真的很喜欢你
[1:19:38]	You haven’t been playing it cool at all.	你表现得根本一点都不冷静
[1:19:40]	You just followed me into the bathroom.	你刚刚跟着我去洗手间了
[1:19:43]	Yeah, to talk.	那是为了陪你说话
[1:19:44]	– I really like you, too! – Really?	-我也真的很喜欢你 -真的吗
[1:19:46]	– Yeah! – Yeah!	-真的 -太好了
[1:19:50]	– Madam Secretary! – Yeah!	-国务卿女士 -怎么了
[1:19:52]	Madam Secretary! Listen to me!	国务卿女士 请听我说
[1:19:54]	Dance with me, Steven! Dance!	和我一起跳舞 史蒂文 跳舞
[1:19:56]	We have a situation.	有情况发生
[1:20:09]	How much longer is this Molly stuff gonna last?	这个莫莉药效还有多久
[1:20:12]	We just re-upped.	我们刚刚又吃了
[1:20:14]	You kept saying you wanted to take more, so we did.	你一直说还想再吃 所以我们就吃了
[1:20:16]	So we have another maybe four or five hours.	所以药效大概还有四五个小时
[1:20:20]	Yeah. Why?	是的 怎么了
[1:20:22]	I’m in so much trouble.	我摊上事了
[1:20:24]	What’s happening?	出什么事了
[1:20:25]	I’m gonna be in so much trouble.	我摊上大事了
[1:20:26]	What’s happening? Are they outta water?	出什么事了 没水喝了吗
[1:20:30]	One of our U2s went down	我们的一架U2战机
[1:20:31]	while performing a standard fly-over in Kashtari airspace.	在喀什塔领空执行标准飞行任务时坠毁
[1:20:34]	The pilot was able to eject,	飞行员跳伞了
[1:20:35]	but it appears he was taken by the Kashtari military.	但是看来他被喀什塔利军方抓走了
[1:20:38]	Thank you, General.	谢谢你 将军
[1:20:40]	Prime Minister Bharath is refusing	巴拉斯总理拒绝
[1:20:41]	to return the pilot to United States custody.	将飞行员交还给美国
[1:20:44]	He’s personally hurt by the many insults	他多次受到总统的侮辱
[1:20:46]	hurled at him by POTUS.	心中耿耿于怀
[1:20:47]	Good job. All right.	干得好 好了
[1:20:52]	It’s gonna be okay in there, right?	里面应该不会有问题吧
[1:20:54]	That’s up to you, ma’am.	这取决于你 长官
[1:20:57]	Oh, God. You got this.	天啊 你能行的
[1:21:17]	I can hold onto your sunglasses for you, if you’d like.	如果你愿意 我可以帮你保管墨镜
[1:21:19]	No. I have alopecia. In both eyes.	不用了 我有脱发症 两只眼睛都是
[1:21:30]	Hello.	你好
[1:21:32]	– Secretary Field! – Oh, my God!	-国务卿菲尔德 -天啊
[1:21:34]	Hello, Bharath?	你好 巴拉斯
[1:21:37]	I hear we have a situation here?	我听说出了点情况
[1:21:40]	One that we both probably want resolved.	我们双方应该都很想解决
[1:21:45]	Very quickly…	迅速解决
[1:21:47]	You’re not going to bully me this time, Madam Secretary.	这次你不能再欺负我了 国务卿女士
[1:21:50]	Your man will stay here	你们的人要留在这里
[1:21:52]	until your president personally apologizes to me.	直到你们的总统亲自跟我道歉
[1:21:55]	Over Instagram.	用图享网道歉
[1:21:57]	– He won’t do that. – Yeah, no. Yes…	-他不会那么做的 -嗯 确实
[1:22:02]	Yes?	什么事
[1:22:03]	Can I level with you?	我能跟你说实话吗
[1:22:05]	Can I fill you in on something?	我能告诉你一件事吗
[1:22:06]	Go ahead.	说吧
[1:22:07]	Me and Charlotte, we’re fucked up right now.	我和夏洛特 我们现在磕嗨了
[1:22:09]	We’re on drugs.	我们嗑药了
[1:22:10]	First of all, I don’t wanna talk about that.	首先 我不想谈这个
[1:22:12]	Why? We can’t talk about the drugs.	为什么 我们不能谈嗑药
[1:22:13]	Do you know we’re on drugs?	你知道我们嗑药了吗
[1:22:15]	I don’t wanna talk about that in this room.	我不想在这个房间里谈这个
[1:22:19]	What’s happening?	什么情况
[1:22:21]	We’re on drugs right now.	我们现在嗑药了
[1:22:24]	That’s funny. That’s a funny joke!	太好笑了 这个笑话太好笑了
[1:22:26]	What’s a joke? We’re on fucking drugs…	什么笑话 我们他妈嗑药了
[1:22:29]	Are we going somewhere?	我们要去什么地方吗
[1:22:32]	What is that?	什么意思
[1:22:34]	What is happening? We’re on drugs right now.	什么情况 我们现在嗑药了
[1:22:36]	So you’re admitting that the United States government	那么你承认美国政府命令
[1:22:39]	ordered these planes to spy on my country?	这些飞机来监视我的国家
[1:22:41]	No.	不是
[1:22:43]	No! No! Of course not!	不是 当然不是
[1:22:46]	That’s what it sounded like. Face it.	听起来就是这样的 面对现实吧
[1:22:49]	You have no leverage here.	你没有谈判的筹码
[1:22:50]	Match his aggression, Madam. It’s the only way out of this.	气势不能输 长官 这是唯一的出路
[1:22:53]	I don’t know, he seems really fucking pissed off.	我不太确定 他好像很愤怒
[1:22:56]	Get more fucking pissed.	比他更愤怒
[1:22:57]	Let him know who’s really in charge.	让他知道谁是真正的老大
[1:23:03]	Oh, my God, that really hurt.	天啊 疼死我了
[1:23:06]	I gotta be honest, I’m not…	实话实说 我不…
[1:23:08]	I’m not feeling all this aggression stuff.	我对你说的气势不太感冒
[1:23:11]	I’m into more of, like, a chilled vibe.	我更喜欢放松的氛围
[1:23:15]	You know, just feeling…	你懂的 我感觉…
[1:23:19]	God, are those Gauloises?	老天 那是高卢烟吗
[1:23:22]	Just, I’m so…	我太想…
[1:23:24]	I’m just gonna bum one.	借我抽一根
[1:23:29]	Just give me one sec.	稍等我一下
[1:23:30]	Don’t worry.	别担心
[1:23:40]	Bharath.	巴拉斯
[1:23:41]	– Hello? – Listen.	-我在 -听着
[1:23:47]	You and I are in the same boat, my friend.	你和我在同一条船上 朋友
[1:23:52]	How is that the case?	是这样的吗
[1:23:54]	We both have to deal with my boss	我们都得应付我的上司
[1:23:56]	and we both think he is an asshole.	而且我们都认为他是个混蛋
[1:23:59]	You also think he’s an asshole?	你也认为他是个混蛋
[1:24:01]	Oh, my God, he’s such an asshole.	天啊 他简直太混蛋了
[1:24:02]	His stupid fucking TV show	他那个傻逼电视剧
[1:24:05]	was like, good for three episodes	也就前三集还能看
[1:24:06]	and then it just didn’t make any sense.	然后就开始瞎编了
[1:24:09]	Fuck, it feels good to say that.	操 说出来感觉真爽
[1:24:13]	Listen.	听着
[1:24:17]	You need to keep this on the real DL.	你一定不能声张
[1:24:21]	We both know that the U.S. does not	我们都知道 美国不和
[1:24:24]	negotiate with terrorists.	恐怖分子谈判
[1:24:27]	But, we do negotiate with homies.	但是 我们可以和兄弟谈判
[1:24:33]	So if you give us our guy back,	所以如果你把我们的人还回来
[1:24:35]	I’m gonna hook you up with a sweet aid package.	我就给你整一个慷慨的援助项目
[1:24:39]	So not only do you not have to keep a guy hostage,	这样你不仅不用囚禁俘虏
[1:24:43]	which is a pretty shitty thing to do.	这事做起来可糟心了
[1:24:46]	I mean, I’ve done it myself.	我这可是经验之谈
[1:24:48]	Don’t tell anybody, super classified.	别告诉任何人 这是超级机密
[1:24:51]	It sucks, I hate it.	确实很烦 我不喜欢
[1:24:53]	Yeah. So, why don’t we instead	是啊 所以 我们为何不转而
[1:24:58]	save a ton of lives?	拯救一大堆人命呢
[1:25:02]	I mean, that’s pretty fucking awesome, right?	那他妈就太棒了 对吧
[1:25:05]	I think this is a really good idea.	我觉得这是个相当好的主意
[1:25:10]	What do you say?	你说呢
[1:25:14]	Ma’am.	长官
[1:25:20]	– Hostage saved, motherfuckers! – Yeah, yeah!	-人质得救了 混蛋们 -太好了
[1:25:24]	She did it! She did it! She did it!	她做到了 她做到了 她做到了
[1:25:28]	I’m here with Secretary of State Charlotte Field.	我身边的是国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德
[1:25:31]	Who, after a tense and complicated negotiation with Kashtar,	她与喀什塔进行了紧张而复杂的谈判
[1:25:34]	has secured the release of the pilot	确保了在喀什塔领空
[1:25:36]	of the U.S. Spy plane that went down	坠机的美国侦察机飞行员
[1:25:38]	over Kashtari airspace.	得以获得释放
[1:25:40]	I know, right. Crazy.	说得没错 太疯狂了
[1:25:43]	And this is all in the midst of the success	而且这件事发生时
[1:25:44]	of your environmental initiative,	你的环保倡议正大获成功
[1:25:45]		美国国务卿在巴黎发言
[1:25:46]	which I understand has secured the support of 100 countries.	据我所知这项倡议已获得一百个国家的支持
[1:25:50]	– Yes, um… – Ooh, sore subject.	-是的… -说到痛处了
[1:25:51]	I’m very happy to announce that	我非常高兴能宣布
[1:25:51]		美国国务卿在巴黎发言
[1:25:53]	not only do I have the support of those 100 countries,	我不仅获得了一百个国家的支持
[1:25:56]	but the president himself called me personally	总统本人还亲自打来电话
[1:25:58]	just to tell me how psyched he is about this initiative…	告诉我他对这个倡议有多激动
[1:26:01]	– Did he call? Did he call? – That didn’t happen.	-他打电话了吗 打了吗 -没那回事
[1:26:03]	don’t change a word,	一个字都不要改
[1:26:03]		美国国务卿在巴黎发言
[1:26:05]	especially the part, uh, with the trees.	尤其不要改有关森林的那部分
[1:26:08]	– That’s a lie. – So, all in all,	-这是撒谎 -所以总的来说
[1:26:09]	I’m just… Well,	我感觉…
[1:26:09]		美国国务卿在巴黎发言
[1:26:10]	I kinda feel like I’m just kinda crushing it right now.	我感觉自己现在势头正猛
[1:26:13]	– Thank you so much. So… – Thank you.	-非常感谢 那么… -谢谢
[1:26:17]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:26:17]	The incredible Charlotte Field.	不可思议的夏洛特・菲尔德
[1:26:18]		美国国务卿在巴黎发言
[1:26:20]	Who clearly still feels the effects	很明显她仍然受到
[1:26:21]	of the intense all-night hostage situation.	整夜紧张的人质事件的影响
[1:26:38]	After negotiating the release of Lieutenant Gary Smith…	在谈判释放加里・史密斯中尉之后
[1:26:39]		国务卿菲尔德与被释放人质会面
[1:26:40]	Charlotte Field’s popularity continues to skyrocket…	夏洛特・菲尔德的人气持续飙升
[1:26:40]		菲尔德的民意支持率持续上升
[1:26:42]	In the newest Gallup poll, 68%…	新一轮盖洛普民调中 68%
[1:26:42]		夏洛特・菲尔德人气飙升
[1:26:44]		接下来 女权
[1:26:44]	…are women mentally unfit to hold the presidency?	女性的精神状况是否不适合担任总统
[1:26:48]	Here to chat about it is Chris Brown,	今天的座谈嘉宾是克里斯・布朗
[1:26:50]	Jeremy Piven, and Brett Ratner.	杰里米・皮文和布雷特・拉特纳
[1:26:52]		夏洛特・菲尔德 领跑大选
[1:26:52]	In the wake of her successful hostage negotiation,	成功谈判了人质释放后
[1:26:54]	Charlotte Field’s poll numbers keep going up.	夏洛特・菲尔德的民意支持率持续上升
[1:26:57]	I’d like to apologize to Charlotte,	我想向夏洛特道歉
[1:26:59]	and anyone out there who was upset yesterday	还想向昨天我称呼她为大胸洛特时
[1:27:00]	when I called her Booby-McBoobson.	被冒犯到的观众道歉
[1:27:04]	Give me the president’s office.	给我接总统办公室
[1:27:07]	Yep?	进来
[1:27:08]	Can I talk to you for a second?	我能和你谈谈吗
[1:27:10]	Of course.	当然可以
[1:27:11]	We got some new polling that I thought I’d share with you.	我们做了新的民调 我想给你看看
[1:27:14]	All right.	好吧
[1:27:14]	It feels like everything is kinda falling into place for us.	感觉一切都在我们的掌控之中
[1:27:17]	So we thought we’d dig a little deeper	所以我们认为应该深入调查
[1:27:19]	and make sure there are no surprises.	确保不会有意外发生
[1:27:20]	– Why are you acting so weird? – It’s good.	-你为什么表现的这么奇怪 -结果不错
[1:27:22]	We got some really helpful feedback.	我们得到了一些非常有用的
[1:27:25]	From the public.	来自公众的反馈
[1:27:27]	So we asked a thousand constituents	我们询问了一千名选民
[1:27:30]	how they would feel	他们会有什么感受
[1:27:32]	if, say, Princess Di…	如果说比如 戴安娜王妃
[1:27:35]	if she were to start dating	如果她开始和
[1:27:38]	Guy Fieri.	盖伊・菲里交往
[1:27:40]	I don’t even know who that is.	我都不知道那是谁
[1:27:42]	They don’t like that.	他们不喜欢
[1:27:43]	– Yeah. – Or Kate Middleton	-嗯 -或者凯特・米德尔顿
[1:27:46]	were to start dating Danny DeVito.	开始和丹尼・德维托约会
[1:27:48]	I see where you’re going with this.	我明白你的意思了
[1:27:49]	Pretty negative reaction.	相当负面的反应
[1:27:51]	Or if Jennifer Lawrence	或者如果詹妮佛・劳伦斯
[1:27:53]	were to start dating this potato in a teal windbreaker.	开始和这个穿蓝绿色夹克的土豆约会
[1:27:58]	They would be very upset.	他们会很生气
[1:28:00]	You did a lot of work,	你做了很多工作
[1:28:01]	– and I… – Well, but, can I just finish?	-而我… -能听我说完吗
[1:28:03]	– No, that’s, like, a lot of… I get it. – Madam Secretary.	-不 有很多…我明白 -国务卿女士
[1:28:06]	– I have no desire to limit your romantic life. – Good.	-我完全不想限制你的感情生活 -很好
[1:28:09]	But the optics of you and Fred	但是你和弗雷德在一起
[1:28:12]	will make a presidential run very challenging.	会使民意对大选相当不利
[1:28:15]	Fred is a journalist.	弗雷德是记者
[1:28:16]	Who’s written some extremely fucked-up stuff.	他写了一些很操蛋的报道
[1:28:18]	No. That’s exposed some really fucked-up stuff.	不 他揭露了一些很操蛋的真相
[1:28:22]	And I just want to know for myself,	我只是自己想知道
[1:28:24]	you’re comfortable with putting	你愿意把一切都押上
[1:28:26]	everything on the line for a hookup?	就为了约个炮吗
[1:28:28]	Oh, my God.	天哪
[1:28:28]	Why are we having this conversation?	我们为什么要谈这个
[1:28:31]	This is insane.	太疯狂了
[1:28:32]	I don’t have to explain myself to you.	我不需要向你解释自己
[1:28:34]	I’m sorry. I really don’t understand this.	抱歉 但我真的不能理解
[1:28:36]	And I fucking love you, Charlotte.	我爱死你了 夏洛特
[1:28:38]	I want you to be happy.	我希望你获得幸福
[1:28:39]	But more than that, I want you to be in charge.	但更重要的是 我希望你能掌权
[1:28:40]	And I want you to be president.	我希望你能当总统
[1:28:42]	For the sake of the future of our country.	为了我们国家的未来
[1:28:48]	Look, there’s another option.	听着 还有一个办法
[1:28:51]	There’s a guy who works for the Secret Service	特勤局有一个人
[1:28:53]	whose job it is to handle the mistresses…	他的工作就是处理情妇…
[1:28:57]	Maggie. You’re gonna have to stop.	玛吉 你不能再说了
[1:28:58]	And there are a series of tunnels in the White House	白宫里有一系列的暗道
[1:29:00]		美国第28任总统
[1:29:00]	– that Woodrow Wilson… – That’s enough.	-当年伍德罗・威尔逊… -够了
[1:29:04]	Fred is not an idea that I’m floating by you for your approval.	弗雷德不是一个我征询你意见的想法
[1:29:09]	And you’re getting very close to crossing a line.	而且你就快要越界了
[1:29:16]	Okay. Got it.	好 明白了
[1:29:18]	Goodnight, Madam Secretary.	晚安 国务卿女士
[1:29:25]		可能的总统候选人成为偶像
[1:29:25]	When I grow up, I want to be Charlotte Field.	等我长大了 我想成为夏洛特・菲尔德
[1:29:27]	Because she’s smart and pretty	因为她既聪明又漂亮
[1:29:29]	and she’s going to be president.	而且她会成为总统
[1:29:29]		可能的总统候选人成为偶像
[1:29:34]		安格拉・默克尔 亚当・杜瑞兹
[1:29:38]	I will be that little girl’s president.	我会成为那个小女孩的总统
[1:29:41]	Thank you, and God bless America.	谢谢你们 上帝保佑美国
[1:29:45]	Massive applause. Massive cheering.	热烈的掌声 热烈的欢呼
[1:29:47]	At that point, I think the stage would descend,	到那个时候 我觉得舞台应该降下来
[1:29:50]	right, and then Lil Uzi Vert or Charli XCX	然后利尔・乌兹・弗特或者查莉XCX
[1:29:54]	would join hands with the Harlem Boys Choir…	会与哈林区唱诗班携手献上…
[1:29:56]	Well, I said we’ll figure that out later.	好吧 我说了那些之后再考虑
[1:30:00]	Madam Secretary,	国务卿女士
[1:30:01]	the president would like to see you right now.	总统现在要见你
[1:30:03]	Shit.	该死
[1:30:06]	Damn it!	该死的
[1:30:07]	The nation is at war!	国家处于战争之中
[1:30:09]	I find myself torn.	我左右为难
[1:30:10]	Torn between my personal love and my love of country…	在我个人的爱和我对国家的爱之间徘徊
[1:30:15]	Sir, is this a good time?	先生 现在不方便吗
[1:30:17]	Hi, Charlotte. No, I’m just running lines.	你好 夏洛特 没事 我只是在练习台词
[1:30:20]	All right.	好了
[1:30:20]	Clear the room. Everybody, just Charlotte, please.	大家都出去 只留夏洛特一个
[1:30:26]	Thanks.	谢谢
[1:30:30]	Is everything okay, sir?	没出什么事吧 先生
[1:30:34]	Look who it is.	瞧瞧这是谁
[1:30:35]	She’s here at last.	她终于来了
[1:30:38]	You gotta love that secret door. Sit down.	不得不爱那扇暗门 坐下
[1:30:45]	This feels like an ambush.	这感觉像是个埋伏
[1:30:47]	Well, in the entertainment world,	这个嘛 在娱乐界
[1:30:49]	we call this a surprise walk-on.	我们管这个叫龙套惊喜
[1:30:51]	You see, Charlotte,	你看 夏洛特
[1:30:53]	we have a number of business interests	我们有许多商业上的利益
[1:30:55]	and that, you know, may be gravely affected by this agreement of yours.	可能会受到你这个协议的严重影响
[1:31:00]	Yeah. Uh, aside from getting into film,	嗯 除了演电影之外
[1:31:02]	I’m looking to use my connections as president	我还准备利用我作为总统的关系网
[1:31:05]	to expand my investment portfolio.	来扩大我的投资组合
[1:31:07]	Sort of like an Ashton Kutcher type thing, you know.	有点像阿什顿・库彻的风格
[1:31:10]	I mean, that guy is killing with acting and investing…	那家伙又是演戏又是投资 混得风生水起
[1:31:12]	I think what the president is trying to say,	我认为总统想要说的是
[1:31:15]	is that the server farm we want to build in Alaska	我们想在阿拉斯加州建设的服务器群
[1:31:18]	is sitting on 10 miles of land which will now be	所处的十英里土地 正好位于
[1:31:22]	protected by your initiative.	你的倡议的保护区内
[1:31:24]	Move your server farm.	换个地方建服务器群
[1:31:26]	We want to build it in Alaska.	我们想建在阿拉斯加州
[1:31:28]	There’s plenty of room for expansion.	那里有广阔的发展空间
[1:31:29]	Charlotte. I’m surprised that it’s come to this.	夏洛特 我很惊讶事情会发展到这一步
[1:31:32]	You’re usually so agreeable.	你通常都很善解人意的
[1:31:34]	But I watched you undermine me	但那天我看到你
[1:31:36]	on TV the other day.	在电视上诋毁我了
[1:31:38]	TV of all places.	居然是在电视上
[1:31:40]	That’s my medium. All right?	那是我的地盘 好吗
[1:31:43]	You used TV against me!	你用电视来对付我
[1:31:46]	That was your first mistake.	那是你犯的第一个错误
[1:31:49]	Look, I’m about to give you the easiest ultimatum	听着 我要给你一个你这辈子
[1:31:52]	that you’re ever, ever gonna receive.	收到的最好解决的最后通牒
[1:31:56]	Drop the tree thing.	别管森林了
[1:31:57]	– Or? – Or…	-否则呢 -否则…
[1:32:00]	We will release the content of your friend’s hard drive.	我们就会公开你朋友硬盘上的内容
[1:32:06]	We found a lot of interesting stuff	我们黑进他的摄像头后
[1:32:09]	when we hacked into his webcam.	发现了很多有意思的东西
[1:32:11]	Now here is a little taster.	给你看个预告片
[1:32:17]	Charlotte, it’s Fred.	夏洛特 我是弗雷德
[1:32:19]	You want to come to my room	你想来我房间
[1:32:20]	and have sex with me really fast?	快速跟我打一炮吗
[1:32:23]	Oh no, don’t worry. I’ll find ways to kill time today.	没关系 别在意 今天我自己想办法打发时间
[1:32:26]	It’s cool. Just let me know when you’re back.	没事的 等你回来告诉我
[1:32:28]	Great.	好
[1:32:33]	…important to me.	对我而言很重要
[1:32:35]	That’s a good speech.	这演讲说得真好
[1:32:38]	– The band of misfits fight back against the bullies. – Nice dress.	-一群不合群的人反抗霸凌 -裙子也漂亮
[1:32:43]	Never giving up.	永不放弃
[1:32:44]	Never laying down.	永不妥协
[1:32:49]	In high school,	高中时
[1:32:49]	I would talk about the underdog a lot.	我经常谈起弱者
[1:32:53]	And I would often find myself on a soapbox	我总是站在临时演讲台上
[1:32:56]	rambling on and on about the injustices of the world.	没完没了地抱怨世界的不公
[1:33:02]	Which makes you extremely popular…	这会让你很受欢迎
[1:33:04]	especially when everybody would rather be watching	尤其是在人人都更想去看
[1:33:07]	Beverly Hills, 90210.	《飞跃比佛利》的年代
[1:33:24]	Oh, boy!	老天
[1:33:30]	Oh, no…	不要啊
[1:33:32]	Yucky.	恶心
[1:33:35]	– Oh, boy! – What the fuck?	-老天 -搞什么
[1:33:39]	Oh, my God! I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry this happened.	天啊 对不起 发生了这种事真对不起
[1:33:44]	– You don’t have to be sorry. – What do we do?	-你不用道歉 -我们怎么办
[1:33:45]	This is what everyone was afraid was gonna happen,	大家都担心会发生这种事
[1:33:48]	because of me.	因为有我在
[1:33:49]	And now it’s happening because of me.	现在真的因为我发生了这种事
[1:33:50]	– Do I get a publicist? – No.	-我有公关吗 -不用
[1:33:51]	– Do I do a publicity tour? – Stop.	-我要进行公关活动吗 -别说了
[1:33:53]	– Do we have a press conference? – Fred, listen to me.	-我们要召开记者会吗 -弗雷德 听我说
[1:33:55]	I took the deal.	我接受了交易
[1:33:58]	What?	什么
[1:33:59]	We scratched the tree thing	我们把森林的部分删除
[1:34:01]	and I have a real shot at becoming president.	然后我就真的有机会成为总统
[1:34:03]	And some billionaire motherfucker	就让某个混蛋亿万富翁
[1:34:08]	gets to blackmail you? Using me?	这样用我胁迫你吗
[1:34:12]	Doing something that everybody does?	我只是做了所有人都做的事
[1:34:15]	Out of a policy that you cared about,	而这个政策是你真正在乎的
[1:34:17]	since you were in middle school.	从中学起这就是你的志向
[1:34:18]	Since I’ve known you, you’ve cared about this.	自从我认识你 你就在乎这个
[1:34:20]	And now you’re just gonna get rid of it?	现在你打算功亏一篑吗
[1:34:21]	I’m trying to compromise here for a bigger goal.	我是在为更伟大的目标而妥协
[1:34:25]	Well, I don’t think you should right now.	我觉得你不应该妥协
[1:34:27]	Oh, my God!	天哪
[1:34:28]	Of course you don’t think I should.	你当然觉得我不应该妥协
[1:34:29]	You never compromise for anything in your life,	你这辈子从没为任何事而妥协过
[1:34:31]	which gives you the perfect excuse to fail.	这为你的失败提供了完美的借口
[1:34:33]	Well, it’s better than maybe bending over backwards	好吧 这总比为了取悦别人
[1:34:36]	for anyone who asked,	使出浑身解数
[1:34:37]	to the point that you don’t even know	直到你都想不起来一开始
[1:34:39]	why the fuck you’re doing this shit anymore!	做这些破事是为了什么了
[1:34:40]	In my world, in order to achieve	在我的世界里 为了达成
[1:34:42]	what I’m trying to achieve, I have to compromise.	我想要的目标 我必须妥协
[1:34:44]	Why, because you’re a woman?	为什么 因为你是女人吗
[1:34:45]	Yeah, motherfucker.	对啊 混蛋
[1:34:47]	Okay, that makes sense.	好吧 说得有道理
[1:34:48]	And because I’m not giving up everything I’ve ever wanted	还因为我不会因为不符合你的道德准则
[1:34:50]	just because it doesn’t live up to your moral code.	就放弃我一直以来想要的一切
[1:34:53]	I don’t care if this tape comes out. I really don’t.	我不在乎这个录像被曝光 我真的不在乎
[1:34:55]	– Oh, my God, Fred. – I’ll be okay.	-天哪 弗雷德 -我会没事的
[1:34:57]	You don’t have to do this for me.	你不必为了我这么做
[1:35:01]	You’re not doing this for me.	你这么做不是为了我
[1:35:05]	Obviously.	显而易见
[1:35:06]	Look, you and I both know	听着 你我都明白
[1:35:09]	the woman who stands beside the guy	比起那个真正颜射自己的男人
[1:35:11]	that’s coming on his face gets way more scrutiny	站在他身边的那个女人
[1:35:14]	than the guy who’s actually coming on his face.	会受到更多的审视
[1:35:17]	Don’t know if that’s happened enough	我觉得这种事不太常见
[1:35:18]	for there to be, like, a precedent for it.	应该没有先例可以参考
[1:35:20]	So, who knows? Maybe that won’t be the case this time.	所以谁知道呢 也许这次会有所不同
[1:35:23]	Who knows? Maybe people will think it’s romantic.	谁知道呢 也许人们会觉得这很浪漫
[1:35:25]	I’m jerking… I’m jerking off to you.	我打飞机…我对着你打飞机
[1:35:26]	You don’t know how people are gonna react.	你又不知道人们会作何反应
[1:35:27]	I’m not taking that risk.	我不会冒这个险
[1:35:34]	I can’t do it.	我做不到
[1:35:36]	Okay.	好吧
[1:35:44]	So the video doesn’t come out, what happens to us?	那么视频不会流出去 我们会怎样
[1:35:53]	I was talking to Maggie, and she knows	我跟玛吉谈了 她认识
[1:35:57]	this consultant who could scrub your history.	一个可以洗白你的过往的顾问
[1:36:00]	We could make sure nothing else like this	我们可以确保不会再出现
[1:36:01]	pops up and surprises us.	这样的惊喜
[1:36:05]	And then we just…	然后我们就
[1:36:05]	We work on your image,	我们改善你的形象
[1:36:06]	and we figure out how we want to	然后我们考虑应该
[1:36:08]	present ourselves as a couple to the public.	如何向公众呈现我们的恋情
[1:36:11]	That’s all.	仅此而已
[1:36:17]	– Okay. – Okay.	-好吧 -好吧
[1:36:20]	How long… How long will it take,	你觉得要花多久
[1:36:21]	do you think, to create an image of me	才能为我创造一个
[1:36:25]	that we can present to the public?	可以公诸于众的形象
[1:36:27]	Just through the first couple months of the campaign.	只需要用竞选活动的前几个月时间
[1:36:30]	You think? But you don’t know that, right?	你这么觉得吗 但你也不能确定吧
[1:36:33]	It could take longer than that.	可能需要更长的时间
[1:36:34]	In a couple of months, you could find that it’s not a good moment	几个月后 你可能发现时机不合适
[1:36:37]	to introduce a new boyfriend, right?	不能介绍新男友 对吧
[1:36:39]	And then we’d have to wait a couple more months.	然后我们就得再等几个月
[1:36:41]	I don’t know how long it’s gonna take, Fred.	我不知道需要多长时间 弗雷德
[1:36:45]	And then meanwhile,	与此同时
[1:36:47]	you’re pretending not to date me.	你假装没有和我交往
[1:36:50]	And you’re scrubbing my Internet history?	同时删除我的网络记录
[1:36:53]	So my articles are gone.	那我的文章就都没了
[1:36:55]	And you, like, sneak me around	你还要让我偷偷摸摸的
[1:36:57]	like I’m Marilyn Monroe and you’re JFK?	就像我是玛丽莲・梦露 而你是肯尼迪
[1:36:59]	Is that what we’re talking about?	我们是在讨论这个吗
[1:37:00]	I just want to be clear, that’s what we’re talking about.	我只是想搞清楚我们在讨论什么
[1:37:03]	And we have to do that because I’m…	我们必须这么做 因为我…
[1:37:07]	not right.	不正经
[1:37:10]	And then once we present us to the world,	等我们昭告世人后
[1:37:13]	we present a version of me that isn’t… actually me?	我们呈现的那个我其实…不是我
[1:37:21]	Yeah.	嗯
[1:37:31]	I can’t do it.	我做不到
[1:37:35]	I wish	我也希望
[1:37:37]	that I was the type of person that could, but I can’t.	我是能做到的那种人 但我做不到
[1:37:50]	You don’t have to do it.	你不必勉强
[1:38:12]	Don’t know what the fuck I was thinking.	不明白我他妈是怎么想的
[1:38:14]	Why the fuck I thought someone like her	我怎么会觉得她那样的人
[1:38:18]	and someone like me could work?	能和我这样的人在一起
[1:38:20]	She’s a fucking politician. Like, I don’t even know her.	她是个该死的政客 我根本不了解她
[1:38:23]	Like, I don’t know who she is.	我不知道她到底是什么人
[1:38:26]	She has no moral compass.	她根本没有道德准则
[1:38:29]	She’s working with fucking Democrats one day,	她今天跟民主党合作
[1:38:31]	Republicans the next fucking day.	明天就跟共和党合作
[1:38:32]	I mean, what’s wrong with working with Democrats and Republicans?	与民主党和共和党共同合作有什么问题吗
[1:38:35]	That’s… That’s the whole country.	因为我国就是两党制
[1:38:38]	Yeah, except fuck Republicans,	是啊 除了一点 共和党去死
[1:38:40]	I guess is the problem with that.	我想这就是问题所在
[1:38:42]	Speaking as an American, shouldn’t you see both sides?	作为一个美国人 你难道不能理解双方吗
[1:38:45]	Yeah. I see one side’s fucking wrong.	是啊 我理解有一方错了
[1:38:49]	What’s the problem here?	有什么问题吗
[1:38:51]	I’m a Republican.	我是共和党的
[1:38:52]	You’re fucking joking right now.	你他妈开玩笑的吧
[1:38:54]	Member of the GOP! Yeah, you know me.	共和党党员 是的 你了解我的
[1:38:57]	You’re a Republican.	你是共和党的
[1:38:58]	Yeah, I’m a Republican!	对 我是共和党的
[1:38:59]	The shit has worked out so far for me.	共和党一直待我不错
[1:39:02]	What the fuck, man?	搞什么 伙计
[1:39:03]	All that shit you’re always saying to me!	你总是对我说的那些屁话
[1:39:05]	– Yeah. – Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.	-没错 -靠自己的努力奋斗
[1:39:07]	And being in charge of your own destiny.	掌握自己的命运
[1:39:09]	– Republican shit. – Oh, and it worked on me.	-共和党格言 -而且对我有效
[1:39:11]	And it works on a lot of people.	对很多人都有效
[1:39:13]	That’s fucking sick.	真他妈恶心
[1:39:14]	That’s right.	没错
[1:39:15]	That’s gross!	太恶心了
[1:39:16]	That Republican shit,	共和党的屁话
[1:39:17]	you put it in my brain and it made me feel good.	你给我灌输洗脑 让我感觉良好
[1:39:19]	That’s fucked up, man!	太变态了 伙计
[1:39:20]	Come on. See, this is what I’m talking about,	拜托 这正是我要说的
[1:39:22]	your negative way of thinking.	你消极的思维方式
[1:39:23]	I don’t even know you!	我根本不了解你
[1:39:24]	What do you mean?	你什么意思
[1:39:25]	I’m the same dude from two minutes ago.	我还是两分钟前的那个我
[1:39:27]	Your best friend.	你最好的朋友
[1:39:28]	Why’d you never tell me this?	你为什么一直都瞒着我
[1:39:29]	‘Cause I knew you’d act exactly how you’re acting right now.	因为我知道你会有现在这样的反应
[1:39:32]	Wait a minute.	等一下
[1:39:33]	You’re always talking about how, like,	你经常说的那些话
[1:39:34]	the universe has a plan for all of us…	什么宇宙对我们所有人都有安排
[1:39:36]	Take it easy.	别激动
[1:39:36]	There’s someone watching over us at all times.	有人一直在注视着我们
[1:39:38]	– Yeah. – Does that mean…	-嗯 -也就是说…
[1:39:40]	I’m a man of Christian faith.	我信仰基督教
[1:39:42]	What the fuck!	操你妈
[1:39:44]	Now, come on now! We pray for you!	别闹了 我们一直为你祈祷
[1:39:45]	Don’t pray for me! Keep it!	别为我祈祷 我不稀罕
[1:39:47]	– Lord. – Oh, stop it. Ignore him, God!	-主啊 -住嘴 别理他 上帝
[1:39:49]	He doesn’t mean that.	他不是那个意思
[1:39:50]	– Don’t pray for me! – You are trippin’ right now.	-别为我祈祷 -你疯了吧
[1:39:52]	I’m not fucking trippin’! How could you be Christian?	我才没疯 你怎么可能是基督徒
[1:39:54]	I wear this cross, every day, since you’ve known me!	自从你认识我以来 我天天都戴着这个十字架
[1:39:58]	What did you think it was for?	你以为这是干什么用的
[1:39:59]	I thought it was…	我以为这是…
[1:40:01]	a cultural thing.	文化十字架
[1:40:03]	You mean like, ’cause I’m black?	你是说因为我是黑人
[1:40:06]	That’s what I thought, yeah.	嗯 我确实是这么想的
[1:40:08]	That might be.	也许没错
[1:40:09]	But that don’t mean what you said ain’t racist.	但你说的话还是种族歧视
[1:40:11]	– You’re right. – Yeah, I know I’m right!	-你说得对 -我知道我说得对
[1:40:13]	– Fuck. – That’s racist as shit!	-操 -种族歧视到家了
[1:40:15]	All right, dude…	好了 老兄
[1:40:16]	I love you, man.	我爱你 伙计
[1:40:18]	But you’re very judgmental.	但你太武断了
[1:40:20]	They don’t want politics to get into this,	他们不想牵扯到政治
[1:40:22]	because you’ve never really been good	是因为你从来都不擅长
[1:40:24]	at looking at shit from other people’s perspective, Fred.	从别人的角度看问题 弗雷德
[1:40:27]	– I know. – It might explain	-我知道 -这也许可以解释
[1:40:28]	why you haven’t been able	为什么你不能从
[1:40:29]	to look at this through Charlotte’s eyes.	夏洛特的角度来看这件事
[1:40:31]	I’m sorry.	对不起
[1:40:32]	I’m sorry you couldn’t be who you are around me,	对不起 在我身边你不能做你自己
[1:40:34]	and you had to hide your true self.	你必须隐藏真实的自己
[1:40:36]	That’s really fucked up.	这太操蛋了
[1:40:38]	That’s all right, man.	没关系 伙计
[1:40:39]	But my love for the GOP and the G-O-D	但是我对共和党和上帝的爱
[1:40:43]	has nothing to do with us.	与我们的关系无关
[1:40:45]	I’m racist. You’re a Republican.	我是种族主义者 你是共和党的
[1:40:47]	I don’t know what the fuck’s going on.	我不明白这个世界怎么了
[1:40:50]	Polls suggested I should get into yoga,	民调显示我应该去练瑜伽
[1:40:53]	which I did and it turns out,	我去练了 结果发现
[1:40:54]	I don’t really like yoga.	我不怎么喜欢瑜伽
[1:40:55]	Don’t you sometimes just wish you could say,	有时候你难道不会想说
[1:40:59]	“Fuck the polls”?	“去他妈的民调”吗
[1:41:00]	Well, polls say that people find my laugh unattractive.	民调显示 人们觉得我的笑不讨喜
[1:41:06]	So I shouldn’t laugh in public.	所以我不应该在公共场合笑
[1:41:07]	That was a bit of a bummer,	感觉有点扫兴
[1:41:08]	because I really, I like to laugh.	因为我真的喜欢笑
[1:41:11]	A lot.	很喜欢
[1:41:13]	But we came up with another laugh	不过我们准备了另一个笑
[1:41:14]	that was better. That’s more, uh…	更好的笑 更符合…
[1:41:16]	Presidential, I guess.	领导人风范吧
[1:41:20]	That’s good.	很不错
[1:41:21]	It’s a lot of teeth and not too much sound.	露出很多牙齿 没有多大声音
[1:41:22]	Yeah.	嗯
[1:41:25]	So, um, after dinner,	话说 晚餐后
[1:41:27]	how about we go for a drink somewhere?	我们去喝一杯怎么样
[1:41:30]	I know this great little place that’s not too far from here.	我知道离这儿不远有个很棒的小地方
[1:41:33]	It’s called Mini Bar.	叫作小冰柜
[1:41:35]	It’s quite exclusive, you need a little key to access it.	不是谁都能去的 得用钥匙才能打开
[1:41:40]	And you get charged as you remove the bottle.	取出酒瓶就会收费
[1:41:45]	It’s actually more of a small fridge than a bar.	其实我说的是台小冰箱
[1:41:47]	– And it’s in my room… – No, I get it.	-就在我的酒店房间里… -我明白
[1:41:49]	I’m inviting you back to my room.	我在邀请你去我的房间
[1:41:51]	I…	我
[1:41:55]	That was my real laugh.	这是我真正的笑
[1:41:58]	I don’t know why they told you not to use that laugh.	真不明白他们为什么不让你这样笑
[1:42:02]	It’s…	很…
[1:42:10]	Big day tomorrow, Madam Secretary.	明天是个大日子 国务卿女士
[1:42:14]	Yeah. Big day.	嗯 大日子
[1:42:18]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:42:18]	It Must Have Been Love – Roxette
[1:42:23]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:42:29]	? Lay a whisper ?	? 在我枕畔 ?
[1:42:32]	? On my pillow ?	? 留下细语 ?
[1:42:35]	? Leave the winter ?	? 将冬季 ?
[1:42:36]	Okay. “Hey, it’s Fred.”	好了 “我是弗雷德”
[1:42:38]	? On the ground ?	? 留在地上 ?
[1:42:41]	? I wake up lonely ?	? 我孤单醒来 ?
[1:42:44]	? This air of silence ?	? 卧室及四周 ?
[1:42:47]	? In the bedroom ?	? 被寂静 ?
[1:42:50]		来电 弗拉斯基
[1:42:50]	? And all around ?	? 笼罩 ?
[1:42:53]	? Touch me now ?	? 触碰我吧 ?
[1:42:56]	? I close my eyes ?	? 我闭上双眼 ?
[1:42:59]	? And dream away ?	? 开始梦游 ?
[1:43:02]	Hello?	你好
[1:43:04]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:43:05]	Beep.	哔
[1:43:07]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:43:07]	Guess I got your voicemail.	看来是接到语音信箱了
[1:43:10]	It’s Fred.	我是弗雷德
[1:43:10]	? It must have been good ?	? 那一定很美 ?
[1:43:12]	I guess I wanna start by saying I’m really sorry.	我想我首先要说我真的很抱歉
[1:43:13]	? But I lost it somehow ?	? 但我终究失去 ?
[1:43:15]	You were right about everything	你什么都是对的
[1:43:16]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:43:17]	and I was wrong about everything.	我什么都是错的
[1:43:19]	And we should go along with the plan.	我们应该按计划行事
[1:43:19]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:43:22]	? From the moment we touched ?	? 从我们触碰彼此 ?
[1:43:25]	? Till the time had run out ?	? 直到时光流尽 ?
[1:43:26]	I can be Marilyn. I can be your Marilyn.	我可以做玛丽莲 我可以做你的玛丽莲
[1:43:29]	? Make believing ?	? 假装相信 ?
[1:43:30]		我更想做你的伯德夫人I’d rather be your Lady Bird,
[1:43:30]		第36任美国总统及第一夫人
[1:43:32]	because, you know, LBJ put a ring on that finger.	因为林登・贝恩斯・约翰逊跟她结婚了
[1:43:32]	? We’re together ?	? 我们在一起 ?
[1:43:35]	? That I’m sheltered ?	? 我被你 ?
[1:43:37]	But I would do anything to continue,	但为了继续下去我愿意做任何事
[1:43:38]	? By your heart ?	? 用心呵护 ?
[1:43:41]	to be able to be with you.	为了能和你在一起
[1:43:41]	? But in and outside ?	? 但由里到外 ?
[1:43:44]	? I turn to water ?	? 我已化成水 ?
[1:43:46]	Okay, bye.	好了 再见
[1:43:47]	? Like a teardrop ?	? 就像你掌中的 ?
[1:43:50]	? In your palm ?	? 一滴泪水 ?
[1:43:53]	? And it’s a hard ?	? 那是一个 ?
[1:43:56]	? Christmas Day ?	? 寒冷的圣诞 ?
[1:43:59]	? I dream away ?	? 我开始梦游 ?
[1:44:02]	So, we’re losing the trees, huh?	我们要把森林删除 是吗
[1:44:03]	Yeah. POTUS talked me out of it.	是的 总统说服了我
[1:44:05]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:44:06]	I know that meant a lot to you. I’m so sorry.	我知道那对你很重要 我很遗憾
[1:44:07]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:44:09]	Nothing we can do about it.	我们无能为力
[1:44:10]	? It was all that I wanted ?	? 我的唯一所求 ?
[1:44:10]	We need his endorsement.	我们需要他的支持
[1:44:12]	– Yep. – Yep.	-对 -对
[1:44:12]	? Now I’m living without ?	? 如今却已失去 ?
[1:44:16]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:44:17]	And I am sorry about you and Fred.	你和弗雷德的事我也很遗憾
[1:44:19]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:44:22]	? It’s where the water flows ?	? 那里细水长流 ?
[1:44:23]	You know, he called last night.	知道吗 他昨晚打电话来了
[1:44:26]	He said he’d do it, he’d go along with the plan.	他说他愿意 他同意配合计划
[1:44:28]	? it’s where the wind blows ?	? 那里微风吹拂 ?
[1:44:29]	Really?	真的吗
[1:44:31]	That’s a shock.	真没想到
[1:44:37]	Okay.
[1:44:38]	I’ll… I’ll start to make arrangements.	我会着手安排
[1:44:40]	No, Maggie.	不用 玛吉
[1:44:42]	There’s nothing to do.	没什么可做的
[1:44:43]	At the end of the day, it was never gonna work.	说到底 我们根本不适合在一起
[1:44:48]	Well, today is such a good day,	好吧 今天是个好日子
[1:44:51]	and I am so excited.	我很激动
[1:44:53]	We should be psyched.	我们应该兴奋起来
[1:44:55]	So psyched.	超级兴奋
[1:44:57]	All right, I will see you out there.	好 等会见
[1:44:58]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:44:59]	All right.	好
[1:45:01]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:45:04]	? It must have been good ?	? 那一定很美 ?
[1:45:05]		独家新闻 国务卿深夜幽会
[1:45:07]	? But I lost it somehow ?	? 但我终究失去 ?
[1:45:10]	? It must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:45:13]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:45:16]	? From the moment we touched ?	? 从我们触碰彼此 ?
[1:45:19]	? Till the time had run out ?	? 直到时光流尽 ?
[1:45:20]	Hey, man.	伙计
[1:45:22]	? Oh it must have been love ?	? 那一定是爱 ?
[1:45:22]	Can I get a beer?	我要一杯啤酒
[1:45:25]	– Thanks for coming. – No problem, bro.	-谢谢你能来 -没事 兄弟
[1:45:25]	? But it’s over now ?	? 但已经结束 ?
[1:45:28]	? It was all that I wanted ?	? 我的唯一所求 ?
[1:45:28]	How you feelin’ though?	你感觉怎么样
[1:45:31]	Okay, you know, you were right.	还行 你是对的
[1:45:31]	? Now I’m living without ?	? 如今却已失去 ?
[1:45:33]	I called her.	我打给她了
[1:45:34]	I left a message. She didn’t call me back.	我在语音信箱留言了 但她没回电话
[1:45:35]	So… Whatever.	所以 随便吧
[1:45:37]	Sure you wanna watch this?	你确定你想看这个吗
[1:45:40]	Yeah, I have to.	嗯 我必须看
[1:45:44]	Madam Secretary, I’d like to introduce you	国务卿女士 我想向你介绍
[1:45:46]	to Lil Yachty.	小船哥
[1:45:47]	He’s going to be performing after the speech.	他会在演讲后演唱
[1:45:49]	Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Yachty.	很高兴认识你 船哥先生
[1:45:51]	I’m a big-ass fan. I’m so excited to vote for you.	我是你的死忠粉 能为你投票真是高兴极了
[1:45:53]	– I’m sorry, it’s game time. – Okay.	-抱歉打扰 该上场了 -好
[1:45:59]		菲尔德
[1:46:09]		竞选声明 国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德 2020年大选候选人
[1:46:13]	Good morning!	早上好
[1:46:14]	Thank you, everyone, for being here with me today.	感谢大家今天到场支持
[1:46:19]	Let me start by saying something	让我用一句自我十六岁
[1:46:20]	I haven’t said since I was 16	在百视达影音店打工之后
[1:46:23]	and worked at Blockbuster Video.	就不曾说过的话来开始
[1:46:27]	I quit…	我不干了
[1:46:29]	I helped write that joke.	这个笑话有我的功劳
[1:46:30]	Oh, yeah? That’s a good joke.	是吗 这笑话不错
[1:46:31]	…as secretary of state,	我辞去国务卿一职
[1:46:33]	in order to run	因为我要竞选
[1:46:35]	for president of the United States of America.	美利坚合众国的总统
[1:46:42]	God bless.	上帝保佑
[1:46:44]		菲尔德:我将竞选总统
[1:46:45]		菲尔德加油
[1:46:46]	And I’m honored	我不胜荣幸
[1:46:49]	to have the full support of President Chambers,	能够获得钱伯斯总统的全力支持
[1:46:52]	a man I greatly admire.	我非常敬仰他
[1:46:55]	A man who is an extraordinary leader.	他是一位非常优秀的领袖
[1:46:56]		竞选声明 国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德 2020年大选候选人
[1:46:59]	Man, you know who you should date?	伙计 你知道你该和谁交往吗
[1:47:02]	Taylor Swift.	泰勒・斯威夫特
[1:47:04]	Hell, yeah. I could see that.	没错 我能够预见
[1:47:06]	Why… Why do you think I could date Taylor Swift?	为什么你觉得我能和泰勒・斯威夫特交往
[1:47:10]	Fred, you were dating Charlotte Field.	弗雷德 你之前在跟夏洛特・菲尔德交往
[1:47:12]	That’s the most powerful woman on Earth!	那可是地球上最有权势的女人
[1:47:14]	I get it.	我懂了
[1:47:15]	I don’t know what me and Taylor Swift have in common.	我和泰勒・斯威夫特应该没有什么共同点
[1:47:19]	Y’all white. Ya ain’t got a care in the world.	你们都是白人 不知人间烦恼为何物
[1:47:23]	That’s true.	这倒没错
[1:47:24]		竞选声明 国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德 2020年大选候选人
[1:47:24]	But this campaign is not about me.	但这次竞选的重点并不是我
[1:47:26]	It’s about you.	而是你们
[1:47:28]	It’s about us.	是我们
[1:47:30]	It’s about how together,	是我们团结一心
[1:47:32]	we can build the future our fellow Americans deserve.	就能创造出美国人应得的美好未来
[1:47:39]	I have dreamt about this moment	生长在一国之都 在还是一个小女孩时
[1:47:43]	ever since I was a little girl growing up in the nation’s capital.	我就梦想过这个时刻
[1:47:49]	And I know that if that young girl	我很清楚 如果那个小女孩
[1:47:53]	could see me standing up here right now…	能看到我此时此刻站在这里
[1:48:02]	She would be so…	她会多么地
[1:48:08]	She would be…	她会
[1:48:16]	What’s happening?	怎么回事
[1:48:19]	She… She would be so disappointed in me, actually.	她会对我多么地失望
[1:48:24]	Yeah, the truth is, that girl	事实上 那个小女孩
[1:48:27]	would want me to be honest	一定会希望我诚实
[1:48:29]	and have integrity and	希望我廉正
[1:48:30]	not be blackmailed by evil people with evil agendas.	希望我不被歹人的恶行所胁迫
[1:48:37]	So instead, I’m just gonna…	所以我只能
[1:48:39]	I’m just gonna tell the truth, and whatever happens, happens.	我只能以诚相告 承受应当的后果
[1:48:42]	So here we go.	我要说了
[1:48:44]	Parker Wembley and our dumb-fuck president…	帕克・温布利和我们的蠢蛋总统
[1:48:48]	are doing some evil shit together.	正在共同谋划邪恶的勾当
[1:48:50]	And because I just told you now,	因为我曝光了这件事
[1:48:51]		菲尔德:我将竞选总统
[1:48:52]	they’re going to release a video of a guy I dated	他们会公开一个曾经和我交往过的人
[1:48:55]	jerking off all over himself.	打飞机弄得满身都是的视频
[1:48:58]	Release the video.	公开视频
[1:48:59]	Get the fucking thing online. Get it online!	快他妈传到网上去 传到网上
[1:49:01]	But don’t slut shame me. I…	但是不要对我进行荡妇羞辱 我
[1:49:05]	I like him.	我喜欢他
[1:49:06]		竞选声明 国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德 2020年大选候选人
[1:49:06]	I like him a lot.	我很喜欢他
[1:49:08]	Fred, you gotta go to her.	弗雷德 你得去找她
[1:49:12]	Go get her ass, man.	快去找她 伙计
[1:49:14]	And he jerks off.	他会打飞机
[1:49:18]	And so do all of you.	你们都会
[1:49:20]	Hell, yeah!	可不是吗
[1:49:21]	So deal with it.	面对现实吧
[1:49:24]	Deal with it, America.	面对现实 美国人民
[1:49:35]	I’m Fred!	我是弗雷德
[1:49:36]	Is that an XL?	这是超大车型吗
[1:49:38]	I’ve got five stars in it,	如果你能开快点
[1:49:39]	if you could speed this shit up, man!	我就给你五星好评 伙计
[1:49:40]	We’ll give you extra tip, real tip.	我们给你额外的小费 真正的小费
[1:49:42]	Not Uber tip! Cash tip!	不是被优步抽成的小费 是现金小费
[1:49:43]	Get back! Get back!	退后 退后
[1:49:49]	– Where are we going? – I don’t know.	-我们去哪里 -我不知道
[1:49:55]	She’s leaving? Where is she going?	她要走了 她要去哪儿
[1:49:56]	Shit, I don’t know. This isn’t on the itinerary.	靠 我不知道 这可不在日程表上
[1:49:58]	Tom, you have to think past the itinerary!	汤姆 别光想着日程表
[1:50:00]	I can’t.	做不到
[1:50:01]	Fred, I just got a Wembley news alert	弗雷德 我收到了《温布利新闻》的推送
[1:50:03]	– with your name on it. – Don’t open it!	-上面有你的名字 -别点开
[1:50:05]	Oh, yeah! Oh, boy!	真爽 老天
[1:50:08]	Fred!	弗雷德
[1:50:09]	Oh, no. Oh, no.	不要啊 不要啊
[1:50:12]	It’s all right, man.	没事的 伙计
[1:50:13]	You know, we all got our things.	你懂的 我们都有癖好
[1:50:15]	I don’t bust a nut on my face. But, like…	我不会颜射自己 但是
[1:50:17]	It’s not like a thing I do!	我没有这种癖好
[1:50:20]	Do you think that’ll, like, go viral?	你觉得这视频会火吗
[1:50:23]	This is the news!	这都上新闻了
[1:50:26]	Shit.	我靠
[1:50:35]	Excuse me. Move, damn it! This man is in love.	借过 让开 见鬼 这男人恋爱了
[1:50:38]	Secretary Field just drove away,	国务卿菲尔德刚刚乘车离开
[1:50:39]		国务卿菲尔德在哪里 国务卿夏洛特・菲尔德竞选声明中途离场
[1:50:40]	no comment as to her destination.	对她的目的地无可奉告
[1:50:42]	We’re gonna keep tracking this story for you…	我们将持续为你追踪报道
[1:50:44]	Yo, check it out. It’s the come-guy!	快看 颜射男来了
[1:50:46]	– Yeah, that’s him! – Oh, sir,	-对 就是他 -先生
[1:50:47]	just a couple of questions. We’re live right now.	问你几个问题 我们正在直播
[1:50:49]	No! I’m come-guy?	不要 我是颜射男
[1:50:52]	No comments at this time, thank you! Thank you!	无可奉告 谢谢 谢谢
[1:50:54]	Thank you!	谢谢
[1:50:55]	Do not touch him! Do not touch him!	别碰他 别碰他
[1:51:14]	Holy shit.	我去
[1:51:17]	Did you see my speech?	你看过我的演讲了吗
[1:51:20]	Yeah. I think everyone saw it.	嗯 所有人应该都看过了
[1:51:23]	Yeah.	嗯
[1:51:27]	You know, your video’s out there.	知道吗 你的视频曝光了
[1:51:30]	Yeah, I caught that.	嗯 我看到了
[1:51:39]	Here’s the deal. I love you.	是这样的 我爱你
[1:51:42]	I know I do.	我很清楚
[1:51:44]	Because I’ve never been so scared in my entire life.	因为我这辈子从没这么害怕过
[1:51:50]	And I once shared an elevator with Saddam Hussein.	我可是和萨达姆・侯赛因共乘过一部电梯
[1:51:56]	Just me and Saddam.	只有我和萨达姆
[1:52:01]	And this is way scarier.	这比那要可怕多了
[1:52:06]	I love you.	我爱你
[1:52:11]	Okay, you’re really gonna have to say something right now.	你真的得说点什么了
[1:52:13]	‘Cause I’m freaking out.	因为我要吓疯了
[1:52:18]	I’ve been in love with you since I was 12 years old.	我从十二岁起就爱上你了
[1:52:44]	Hello?	谁啊
[1:52:45]	Fred, uh, there’s a million people out here	弗雷德 这里挤着成千上万的人
[1:52:48]	and they want to talk to the candidate and the come-guy.	他们想跟总统候选人和颜射男谈谈
[1:52:50]	So, I figured they’d hit you.	我想最好直接来你家
[1:53:16]	Fred!	弗雷德
[1:53:23]	A crazy day.	疯狂的一天
[1:53:25]	But I’m really glad you’re all here.	但我很高兴你们都来了
[1:53:27]	I’d like to introduce you to someone.	我想向你们介绍一个人
[1:53:31]	This is Fred.	这是弗雷德
[1:53:33]	Hi, there.	大家好
[1:53:36]	My boyfriend.	他是我的男友
[1:53:42]	You kind of know him already,	你们应该已经认识他了
[1:53:44]	but you’ll get to know him a lot more	但在接下来的几个月里
[1:53:46]	in the next few months…	你们将会更了解他
[1:53:49]	‘Cause he’s gonna be right by my side on my campaign trail.	因为整个竞选活动期间 他都将伴我左右
[1:54:02]		出自漫威电影《黑豹》
[1:54:02]		瓦坎达万岁Wakanda Forever!
[1:54:12]	Charlotte! Charlotte!	夏洛特 夏洛特
[1:54:18]	I started the chant!	是我起的头
[1:54:20]	I started that chant!	是我起的头
[1:54:25]	…that I will faithfully execute	我将忠诚地履行
[1:54:27]	the office of the president of the United States.	美利坚合众国总统的责任
[1:54:30]	What a momentous day,	多么盛况空前的一天
[1:54:32]	our first female president.	我们的第一位女性总统
[1:54:33]	I never thought I’d see it.	我从没想到过会有这一天
[1:54:35]		菲尔德总统白宫宣誓就职
[1:54:35]	Well, I mean, a lot of people are gonna say	好吧 很多人会说
[1:54:36]	this is a historic moment for women everywhere,	这对世界各地的女性来说是历史性的一刻
[1:54:38]	but do we really want her finger on the button	但我们真的放心让她在每个月的那么几天里
[1:54:40]	when it’s that time of the month?	掌管核武器按钮吗
[1:54:42]	I wouldn’t want my wife making any decision	每个月那几天里 我可不想
[1:54:44]	during that time of the month.	让我妻子做任何决定
[1:54:45]	You know what? Fuck you guys. I quit.	你们去死吧 我不干了
[1:54:47]	Looks like it’s someone’s time of the month.	看来某人的那几天到了
[1:54:49]	Looks like Aunt Flow	看来大姨妈的
[1:54:50]	is going to work down at the Red River Casino…	滚滚红流要抑制不住破闸而出…
[1:54:52]	Jesus Christ! Quick, quick, cut!	老天 快别拍了
[1:54:54]	Hi! I’m the First Mister of the United States of America.	大家好 我是美利坚合众国第一先生
[1:54:58]	My name is Fred Field.	我的名字叫弗雷特・菲尔德
[1:54:59]	I took my wife’s last name.	我改妻姓了
[1:55:00]	And, uh, I’m gonna give you a tour of the White House.	接下来 我将带你们参观白宫
[1:55:04]	We’re starting with the portraits of the first spouses.	从第一配偶的画像开始
[1:55:07]	Here we have Mamie Eisenhower.	这里有玛米・艾森豪威尔
[1:55:09]	Jackie Kennedy.	杰姬・肯尼迪
[1:55:10]	We have the beautiful Lady Bird Johnson’s portrait.	伯德・约翰逊夫人的美丽画像
[1:55:13]	And that leads us into my portrait.	最后是我的画像
[1:55:16]	It was painted by Todd McFarlane,	由托德・麦克法兰所作
[1:55:18]	who created the Spawn comics, of course.	他创造了《再生侠》 无需多言
[1:55:21]	The first versions were a little over the top.	第一个版本稍微有点夸张
[1:55:24]	Hi, guys.	大家好
[1:55:25]	I used to think the best way for me to change the world,	我曾经认为如果我想改变世界 让它变得更好
[1:55:28]	to make it a better place was through journalism.	最好的途径就是投身新闻业
[1:55:30]	Then I realized that’s not at all the case.	后来我意识到 事实并非如此
[1:55:31]	Really, the best thing I could be doing for the world	千真万确 我能为世界做的最好的事
[1:55:35]	is just supporting this amazing person	就是支持这个伟大的人
[1:55:38]	and just trying to learn from her	向她学习
[1:55:40]	and kinda just trying to be the best first mister I can be.	尽我所能 做好第一先生
[1:55:44]	I actually got a tattoo of the first mister insignia.	我还文了个第一先生标志的文身
[1:55:47]	– He did. – There we are.	-确实 -请看
[1:55:47]		美利坚合众国第一先生
[1:55:49]	You’re wearing mittens.	你还戴着连指手套
[1:55:50]	Got little mittens on.	戴着小小的连指手套
[1:55:52]	If you think of where this tattoo started to where it ended up.	想想这个文身的开始和结局
[1:55:55]	It really has an amazing arc to it.	整个故事线真的发人深省
[1:55:56]	What are some of the perks of your new roles?	你们的新身份带来了哪些福利
[1:55:59]	Well, I finally get to enact my vision for America.	我终于能将我对美国的宏伟计划付诸实践
[1:56:03]	I finally got to find out who killed Kennedy.	我终于知道肯尼迪是谁杀的了
[1:56:05]	– Oh, my God. Don’t you dare. – I won’t say.	-天哪 你要敢说 -我不会说的
[1:56:06]	– Don’t. – I won’t say.	-不许说 -我不会说的
[1:56:07]	Fred, I’m not kidding around.	弗雷德 我没开玩笑
[1:56:08]	It’s not who you think!	不是你想的那个人
[1:56:09]	Don’t do it.	不许说
[1:56:11]	It’s pretty surprising.	非常惊人
[1:56:13]	He’s my Mister.	他是我的先生
[1:56:14]	I’m her Mister. And she’s my president.	我是她的先生 她是我的总统