Bad Neighbors(邻居大战)[2014]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：邻居大战
英文名称：Bad Neighbors
年代：2014

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时间	英文	中文
[00:43]	Okay, it’s happening. It’s spontaneous.	好吧 我们真的在做了 好随性哦
[00:48]	This… who saw this coming? I did not see this coming.	真是…谁能想到呢 我是真心没想到啊
[00:50]	Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let’s do it.	行行行 我们开始吧
[00:52]	Okay. It’s happening. It’s totally happening.	我们做了哦 真的做了哦
[00:56]	What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay.	真是百转千回 好耶
[00:59]	This is so spontaneous.	太随性了
[01:01]	We’re having sex one minute…	我们现在居然在啪啪啪…
[01:02]	Who knows what’s gonna happen next?	谁知道接下来我们又会干点啥呢
[01:04]	Who knows what we’ll be doing in 10 minutes?	谁知道十分钟后我们又会干啥呢
[01:05]	Okay. This is crazy!	哈哈要疯啦
[01:08]	I’ve never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life.	我从来都没在餐厅的椅子上啪啪啪过诶
[01:10]	This is amazing.	太爽了啊
[01:12]	I’m taking you to boner town, bitch.	小婊砸 我带你去大鸟镇溜达一圈吧
[01:13]	Don’t call me”bitch!” Okay. I’m sorry.	-你别骂我呀 -哦 对不起哦
[01:15]	I’m taking you to boner town, love. Okay.	我带你去大鸟镇 亲爱的
[01:20]	Baby? Baby?	怎么了 宝贝
[01:23]	She’s totally fucking looking at us.	女儿正看着我们呐
[01:24]	Hey, baby.	你好啊 宝贝
[01:25]	She knows what’s happening.	她知道咱俩干嘛呢
[01:27]	She totally knows what’s happening.	她肯定知道
[01:29]	She can’t see anything. She just sees shapes.	不会的 她看不清的 她只看得到两个黑影
[01:31]	She sees shapes fucking each other, is what she sees. She can…	她…看到的是两个黑影 在啪啪啪啊
[01:34]	She’s fine. She just sees shapes.	没事 她只看得到黑影啦
[01:36]	It’s like bouncing balls.	就好像弹力球一样
[01:37]	My bouncing balls.	那是我胯下的弹力球啊
[01:39]	She’s fine. She’s fine. You know what?	她不碍事的
[01:41]	Let me turn her around. Let me turn her around.	这样 我们把她转过去吧
[01:42]	Okay. Okay.	好吧
[01:44]	Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl.	嗨 小宝贝 乖女儿
[01:46]	Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.	转过去吧 看看墙
[01:50]	Let’s go.	继续吧
[01:51]	Okay. There you go. Love you, sweetie. Okay.	好的 就这样吧 爱你哦 小宝贝
[01:55]	Okay! Let’s do it.	好啦 继续吧
[01:57]	We’re back. We’re back in business.	我们继续 继续干正事
[01:58]	Okay. Okay.	好嘞
[01:59]	We are back. It’s happening. Okay.	继续咯 我们开始做啦
[02:04]	Oh, God. She keeps turning… turn around.	天啊 她还在不断扭过头来
[02:07]	Just look that way. Just turn around.	看那边啦 转过去啊
[02:09]	Why is she… okay.	她为什么总是…唉
[02:11]	I think it’s over.	我没感觉了
[02:12]	We still did that.	我们还是做过了呀
[02:13]	Oh, I’m sorry. Okay. We still did that.	-不好意思 -对 我们做过了
[02:16]	Hello.	你好啊
[02:18]	What are you doing in your jumperoo?	在你的跳跳车里面待的怎么样啊
[02:19]	This never happened.	刚才你什么都没看见哦
[02:20]	We’re gonna finish that. We will finish that.	-我们还没做完呢 -对 我们要做完的
[02:22]	Fyi, we’re gonna do it in every room.	告你一声 我们每个房间都要做一遍
[02:24]	And this time, I’m going to ejaculate.	这次我一定要射出来
[02:26]	Just because we have a house and a baby	并不是说我们有了房子跟小孩
[02:28]	doesn’t mean that we’re old people.	就说明我们老了
[02:29]	No. Fuck old people.	当然不是 老个屁
[02:31]	Old people don’t fuck like we just did.	你见过谁家老人像我们刚刚那样啪啪啪的
[02:32]	Baby, I nearly came.	亲爱的 我刚刚都要高潮了
[02:34]	This is like the Brady bunch.	这一切都好像脱线家族呢
[02:36]	I know! What’s nice about the house	我知道 我觉得这个房子最好的地方就是
[02:38]	is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it.	让我感觉到我们花的每一分钱都值了
[02:41]	So, at least it looks like it.	最起码看上去很值
[02:42]	It’s legitimate, right?	看着特好 对吧
[02:44]	Neighbors. Hey. Hi.	跟邻居打个招呼
[02:47]	Hey. Oh. Gay couple.	哦 一对基友
[02:49]	There’s a gay couple. Gay couple.	-基友哦 -真的是基友哦
[02:51]	They seem like a nice couple. They’re so happy.	-他们看着真不错啊 -好幸福的感觉
[02:53]	That’s awesome! Dream!	-太棒了 -简直就是人生梦想啊
[02:55]	It is. Well, it’s the second dream.	也不算…算是第二人生梦想吧
[02:56]	First dream, taco bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope.	第一人生梦想是塔可钟在隔壁开分店 那才叫爽
[02:59]	Hi! Hi!	你们好
[03:01]	Hey. It’s a fabulous neighborhood.	嘿 这个小区超级棒的哦
[03:06]	Oh, she’s awake. Really?	-哦 女儿醒了 -真的吗
[03:08]	She’s awake. Okay.	-真的醒了 -好吧
[03:09]	Okay. Uh… well, bye.	好吧 再见
[03:11]	Okay. Bye. Love you.	再见 爱你哦
[03:12]	Love you. Bye. Have a good day.	再见 亲爱的 祝你今天开心
[03:13]	Can I come?	我能跟你一块去吗
[03:14]	Kidding.	哈哈哈玩笑
[03:16]	No, we’ll have a great day! We’ll have a great day. Okay. Bye!	我们会开心的 一定会开心的 好啦 再见
[03:18]	I love you!	爱你哦
[03:21]	Uh-oh. Mac attack.	啊哦 这不是马克嘛
[03:22]	Hey!	嘿
[03:24]	Hey, there he is.	他就坐在这儿呐
[03:25]	Hey.	嘿
[03:26]	I need that mendelson file by 4:00.	四点钟之前 你得把门德尔松的文件给我交上来
[03:28]	Okay, yeah.	好的
[03:30]	And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking.	我现在可是你老板 不是你哥们儿
[03:33]	I’ll have it to you by 3:30. How’s that?	三点半我就把文件给你 行不
[03:34]	Mac! Okay.	-马克 -好吧
[03:36]	Mac!	马克
[03:37]	What?	怎么了
[03:38]	Wait. Hold on.	你等我一下
[03:41]	Okay!	好吧
[03:44]	Oh, jeez, it’s so far.	太远 跑的好累
[03:46]	Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing.	我们得出去谈谈我们谈的那事儿
[03:50]	What thing? What’s going on?	-什么东西 -怎么了
[03:52]	We have to go work on that joint file.	我们得谈谈我们一块起”草”的那个文件
[03:56]	Of course. The joint file.	哦 我们起”草”的那个文件
[03:57]	You guys are doing a joint file?	你们一起起草了什么文件
[03:59]	Yeah. We’re pretty deep into it. It’s tight.	对 我们为了那个文件很拼的
[04:01]	It’s pretty thick. It’s a big file.	-很拼的 -很重要的文件
[04:03]	Pretty fat file. It’s dank.	-很重要啊 -费了很大劲
[04:05]	Yeah, we gotta file that for the thc corporation.	我们给Thc公司起草的文件
[04:10]	Okay.	好吧
[04:11]	Because we are in the weeds.	我们现在”麻”烦缠身呢
[04:14]	How’s Stella? She’s a cute baby.	-斯特拉最近咋样 -她真是太可爱了
[04:16]	It’s nice.	挺不错的
[04:18]	I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked.	刚开始的六个月里 我觉得一切都塌了
[04:20]	Everything changes completely. Yeah.	我的世界天翻地覆
[04:22]	You’re like,”my life is over!	我想 我的生活完蛋了 一切都不同了
[04:24]	Everything’s different!	我什么都不能做了
[04:24]	But now, I realize that that’s all gonna go back to normal.	但现在 我意识到 一切都回归了正常
[04:29]	You sure about that? She can start drinking soon.	-真的吗 -她马上就可以自己吸食了
[04:31]	They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol.	现在有种带子 能测出母乳的酒精含量
[04:33]	She puts them on her tits?	你老婆就戴着那种带子
[04:35]	Yeah, she puts them on her tits. Her tits are huge right now.	对啊 她的奶子现在大得惊人
[04:37]	Are they really? But I can’t touch them.	-真的吗 -不过我不能碰啦
[04:39]	She won’t even let me see them, is what’s fucked up.	她现在甚至都不让我看她的奶子
[04:40]	What? When we have sex,	-啥 -我们晚上啪啪啪的时候
[04:41]	she leaves a wife-beater on.	她都不肯脱掉背心
[04:43]	It’s like having sex with Tony soprano.	就好像在跟托尼·斯波拉罗上床似的
[04:45]	You’re the goomah in this situation.	-你就好像她情妇一样 -对 不爽哦
[04:46]	You are the only one of our friends that has a house	现在我们的朋友中 只有你现在买了房子
[04:49]	and a kid.	有了宝宝
[04:49]	Yeah.	对
[04:51]	It’s like you’re, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know?	就好像你一下子比大家都老了十岁一样
[04:54]	You’re divorced.	你他妈都离过婚了
[04:55]	The point is…	我想的是…
[04:57]	It’s Jimmy time. You know what I mean?	现在是属于我一个人的时光 你懂吗
[04:58]	And the girls, when you’re dating…	当你约会的时候 周围其他的那些女孩…
[05:00]	Yeah? Holy shit!	-怎么 -该死
[05:02]	See, we missed out on the whole, kind of,	你不知道我们错过了多少
[05:04]	sex-tech bubble, you know what I mean?	高科技的性爱时代 你懂吗
[05:05]	Now they got sex book and fuck friends and…	现在他们有那种爱爱指南之类的
[05:10]	There’s this thing called grindr, which is just…	现在有个东西叫Grindr 超灵的
[05:14]	Your phone beeps when there’s someone horny near you.	你周围有想约炮的人 你手机就会响起来
[05:15]	It’s kind of amazing.	很神奇的哦
[05:17]	It’s mostly guys, but I’m gonna find a girl pretty soon.	虽然基本都是男的 不过我会找到几个妞的
[05:21]	You’re up.	给你抽
[05:22]	Oh, oh! Oh!	哦哦哦哦哦
[05:23]	Hey.	嘿
[05:24]	What are you guys doing out here?	你们干嘛呢
[05:30]	-There are the girls. -Hi.	我家姑娘们好啊
[05:32]	How’s it going, sweetie? Good.	-今天过得怎么样 宝贝 -不错
[05:34]	What’s happening?	怎么样
[05:35]	There you go.	给你抱
[05:36]	She’s excited to see you.	她看见你多开心啊
[05:38]	Wait, wait. Hey.	等等 嘿
[05:45]	Man, parenting is easy. Look at that!	看啊 当父母真的不难哦
[05:47]	Yeah, two hours a day.	当然了 你一天只当两个小时
[05:48]	Yeah.	嗯
[05:50]	This is delightful. This is awesome, this thing.	这些东西 挺好玩的嘛
[05:54]	We should get one of these above our bed.	我们应该给自己床上也挂两个
[05:55]	Oh!	哦
[06:02]	Hello? Hey!	-喂 -嘿
[06:04]	Oh, my God. You guys have to come out with me.	我的天啊 你们两个一定要跟我出来玩玩
[06:06]	I haven’t seen you in forever.	-感觉我一辈子没见过你们啦 -怎么了
[06:08]	Okay. My friend is spinning at the royalton tonight.	我朋友今晚在罗亚尔顿玩的时候
[06:12]	There’s a rumor that prince might perform.	听说普林斯今晚可能会在那表演哦
[06:16]	I have not been out since Jimmy and I got divorced	自从跟吉米离婚之后我就没出去玩过了
[06:18]	and I really need you there. Please?	你们一定要来陪我 行吗
[06:21]	How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch?	那我们怎么办 给保姆机构打电话
[06:23]	I don’t know about that. Let’s just…	我不知道 要不…
[06:24]	It’s too late. We’ll… Okay.	-现在太晚了 不行吧…-那好吧
[06:25]	Why don’t you drop it at the fire station?	直接把孩子送到消防站不行吗
[06:26]	What are you talking about? That’s not how it works.	你扯啥呢 根本行不通的啊
[06:29]	The baby drop.	难道他们不管吗
[06:31]	Okay. No.	不行的
[06:32]	You, like, lost your sense of humor?	我开个玩笑 生个孩子你连幽默感都没了吗
[06:35]	what are you doing?	你在做毛
[06:37]	I am using the little box in the facetime to put makeup on.	我对着Facetime的屏幕当镜子化妆啊
[06:40]	You did not even look at it as we speak right.	你根本就没看着我们说话 对吗
[06:42]	No. Who looks at the other people when they facetime?	当然没有 谁Facetime时候会看对方啊
[06:45]	Why are you guys not coming out? Is fucking Jimmy there? Jimmy?	你们为什么不出来啊 是因为该死的吉米在你家吗
[06:48]	No, Jimmy’s not here.	没有 吉米不在这里
[06:49]	We don’t have a babysitter, so… Yeah.	我们找不到保姆看孩子 所以…
[06:51]	Hello. Fucking bring her.	拜托 你们带上他不就行了
[06:55]	No…	哦不…
[06:58]	Yes?	行
[07:00]	No. Yes?	不…行
[07:02]	What are you doing? What are you thinking?	你看我干吗 你怎么想的
[07:04]	Let’s just do it!	我们就这么做吧
[07:05]	This could be, like, a doorway to	这可能会是我们幸福生活的入口
[07:07]	a whole new life, where we have it all.	去到我们能拥有一切的生活
[07:09]	We have fun and a baby. That’s fantastic!	-我们又能玩 又能养孩子 -太神奇啦
[07:10]	This is the moment. Let’s do it. Okay. I need to go out!	-就是这一刻 -我必须要出门去 我们走吧
[07:13]	All right. I’m down. Little chicken. Come on!	好了 我要去了 小母鸡 来吧
[07:16]	Baby’s first rave. Baby’s first rave.	-咱家宝贝的第一场狂欢 -第一场狂欢
[07:18]	Baby’s first rave.	第一场狂欢
[07:19]	Baby’s first rave.	第一场狂欢
[07:21]	Baby’s first rave.	第一场狂欢
[07:28]	-Baby’s first rave! -Baby’s first rave!	-第一场狂欢 -第一场狂欢
[07:32]	Wait. Shit! Diaper bag! It needs to be restocked.	等下 等等 尿布包 尿裤不够了
[07:35]	You know what? She needs an extra onesie in case she craps herself.	记得带上一件婴儿服 以免她拉在身上
[07:38]	I think I better pump.	-我最好去吸点奶 -现在
[07:40]	She wants your necklace. Give me your necklace. Now, go pump.	她想玩项链 给我你的项链 好啦现在去吸奶吧
[07:44]	We should get the cooler.	小冰箱也带上吧
[07:45]	Wait. If we’re bringing the swing, let’s just bring the jumperoo.	等下 既然我们带了小秋千 那把跳跳车也带上吧
[07:49]	We have room. I think we have room.	车子应该放得下
[07:51]	Butt paste. I don’t know where the butt paste is.	PP霜 PP霜在哪儿
[07:52]	Binky, binky, binky. I don’t know where the binky is.	-奶嘴 奶嘴呢 -我怎么知道
[07:55]	Binky’s over here. I got binky.	找到了 我找到奶嘴了
[07:58]	Huh?	嗯
[08:01]	We fell asleep. Let’s go. Let’s go.	-我们居然睡着了 -我们快走吧
[08:02]	Okay, let’s go. We’ll go now.	走走走 现在就走
[08:03]	Wait. Shit! Another video.	等一下…该死 发视频过来了
[08:06]	Best night ever.	最爽的一夜啊
[08:09]	Look at how much food I just ordered.	看看我点了多少食物
[08:11]	I’m not even hungry. It’s so wasteful!	我一点儿都不饿呀 哈哈哈好浪费
[08:13]	We missed it.	我们错过了
[08:15]	Shit. Don’t hit me.	讨厌 别打我呀
[08:16]	I’m so tired.	我要累死了
[08:18]	I know. Let’s just go to sleep.	我也是 我们快睡吧
[08:22]	Tomorrow’s a new day.	明天又是新的一天了
[08:24]	Love you.	爱你哦
[08:28]	Good night. Good night.	晚安
[08:37]	Excuse me. Sorry.	不好意思哦 抱歉
[08:43]	They’re actually really good. They taste like vanilla, kinda.	挺好吃的 好像香草味
[08:45]	They’re awesome.	真的好吃
[08:47]	Pudgie, what do you got there?	小胖胖 你在干什么呀
[08:49]	Moving truck. Moving truck.	搬家卡车
[08:50]	There’s a moving truck. Wow.	来了一辆搬家卡车
[08:52]	Who do you think… come on. Oh, my God.	-你觉得…我们去看看 -天哦
[08:54]	Look, look, look.	快去看看
[08:56]	What do we got?	是谁搬来了呀
[08:58]	Gay couple? Gay couple?	是基友吗 是基友吗
[09:01]	What is this? What are they doing?	何方神圣 他们在干嘛
[09:04]	And what are these kids in the pink shirts?	穿着粉红衣服的这些孩子是干嘛的
[09:07]	Is that a fraternity?	难道是兄弟会
[09:10]	Yeah, they got big Greek letters.	好像是 他们衣服上都有希腊字母
[09:13]	Looks like a fraternity.	看上去就是兄弟会
[09:15]	Oh, my God. Look at that guy.	我的天啊 看那男的
[09:17]	That guy’s the sexiest guy I’ve ever seen.	真是我见过最性感的男人
[09:19]	He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory.	好像实验室里特别设计的 性感同志一样
[09:22]	Look at his arms.	看他那两条胳膊
[09:24]	Oh, my God. They’re like two giant, veiny dicks.	我的天啊 就像两条巨大的布满青筋的JJ
[09:26]	It’s like a gun show.	肌肉大展览啊
[09:27]	Look at the blonde.	看那金发妞
[09:29]	I don’t see which one you’re…	什么金发妞啊我不知道…
[09:33]	That blonde dude with the red sleeves?	是不是那个金发红袖子的男的
[09:34]	He’s a handsome guy.	挺帅的
[09:35]	What do we do? Okay, okay. I know what we do.	-我们该怎么办 -好吧 我有个办法
[09:37]	They’re gonna be loud, obviously.	他们肯定会又吵又闹
[09:39]	And they’re gonna fucking party a lot.	天天爬梯聚会
[09:40]	Baby, this is a fucking nightmare!	亲爱的 这简直是他妈的噩梦
[09:42]	I agree. We need to go over there.	我知道 我们得过去跟他们说说
[09:43]	We need to fucking tell them not to do that. Right now.	我们得警告他们 不能那样 现在就去
[09:45]	As soon as they move in,	他们来这里住 就应该知道
[09:46]	they know this	我们这个街区不能瞎搞
[09:47]	And we’re fucking grown-ups, we have a baby, and they need to be cool.	我们他妈的是大人 当了父母 他们得消停点
[09:51]	They need to be cool to us, okay? Yeah, yeah.	-他们得对我们尊重 -没错
[09:53]	But… okay, wait. Maybe we don’t come on strong, though.	但是我们不要很强硬地去说
[09:55]	Maybe we come on… We act cool.	我们可以表现得非常酷
[09:57]	We come on like peers. Yeah. Yes.	-以一种同龄人的感觉跟他们交流 -好
[09:59]	Totally, we be cool. We take them a joint.	对 我们自己要酷起来 我们给他们一根大麻烟
[10:00]	Yeah. We be cool.	恩 这想法不错 很酷
[10:01]	Roll them a spliff. Give that to them.	-给他们卷一颗大麻烟 -让他们抽
[10:03]	Then we seem cool. They’re thinking…	然后我们看起来就很酷嘛 他们就会想
[10:05]	We’re hip.”Oh, they’re like us.	这对夫妇很潮的 跟我们差不多
[10:07]	“This could be us in a few years.”	几年后我们长大也会这么潮
[10:08]	Yes, respect.	对 要尊重
[10:10]	They’ll want us to like them. Yeah.	他们就会想取悦我们
[10:11]	Then we say,”by the way, keep it down.”	然后我们顺便就让他们声音小一点
[10:14]	Exactly. Well, we won’t say it like that. We’ll just…	对 不过我们不要用那种语气去说
[10:15]	No, of course not.	哦 当然不了
[10:16]	I’ll say it. Like, we’ll just…	我来说 我们就像这样…
[10:17]	You know,”keep it down.”	就这样 “声音小点”
[10:20]	You’re doing it a little weird.	你这样太奇怪了
[10:22]	I’ll throw it away. Just throw it away.	-就随口一说那种感觉 -哦 我就随口一说
[10:24]	Just like, you know,”if you could just keep it down.”	就这样”尽可能小点声音行吗”
[10:26]	Just say it normal! I can get it!	-表现得正常点行吗 -我很正常啊
[10:28]	It’s an important, key phrase here.	这句话非常重要的
[10:29]	Okay, watch. I’m just gonna do it like this.	你看我说 我就这样
[10:33]	“Keep it down.”	“小点声”
[10:34]	“Keep it down.”	“小点声”
[10:36]	Lift it! Come on!	抬起来呀
[10:38]	Come on!	快点
[10:57]	Wicca-wazzup?	哥们儿咋样啊
[10:59]	Hey! How’s it going? Hey!	怎么样啊大家
[11:01]	Are you our new neighbors?	你们是我们的新邻居吗
[11:02]	We’re your new neighbors!	对 我们是你们的新邻居
[11:04]	All right!	好耶
[11:07]	I’m Teddy. This is Pete.	我是泰迪 他是皮特
[11:13]	What’s going on? And who’s this little lady?	你们好啊 这个小妹妹是谁呀
[11:16]	Oh, that’s so sweet. No one ever knows she’s a girl.	哦 你们真好 没人看出来过 她是个女孩
[11:19]	What? Of course she is, because you’re a little princess.	不能吧 她是个多么漂亮的小公主啊
[11:22]	So, you’re the little princess.	小公主哦
[11:24]	Oh, she just scrunched her little nose!	看啊 她冲我皱鼻子了
[11:26]	So cute.	太可爱了
[11:29]	What’s her name?	她叫什么名字
[11:30]	Stella. Stella, yeah.	-斯特拉 -对 斯特拉
[11:31]	That’s the best name ever. Are you kidding?	真的吗 真是最好听的名字啦
[11:33]	She’s a little flirt.	她比较外向 不认生
[11:35]	Oh, like her mom, I bet.	哦 跟她妈妈在床上一样吧
[11:38]	Cool.	好吧
[11:39]	Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know	总之吧 就是想让大家知道
[11:41]	that in this neighborhood, we don’t keep off the grass.	在我们这个小区 我们并不排斥大麻哦
[11:44]	What? You know what I’m saying?	明白我意思吗
[11:46]	No way!	我书读得少你不要骗我哦
[11:47]	Legalize it, y’all.	这里大麻合法哦
[11:49]	A joint. Thank you, guys.	谢谢你们的大麻
[11:51]	Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes…	对了 如果你们可以适当的…
[11:53]	Keep it down!	声音小点
[11:55]	All right.	好吧…
[11:57]	Well, I mean, if you guys ever need anything,	如果你们需要我们帮忙
[11:58]	or we get too noisy, just talk to me, or talk to Pete.	或者如果我们声音太大了 跟我或者皮特说一声就行
[12:01]	We’ll take care of it. Same with us.	-我们会注意的 -我们也是
[12:02]	I mean, we get pretty loud over there. Yeah, yeah.	-我是说我们平时在家也很吵 -没错哦
[12:04]	Game of thrones, we get loud.	《权力的游戏》一开始 我们都疯啦
[12:06]	When khaleesi comes on, I’m like…	龙母一出场我们就”啊啊啊啊啊啊啊”
[12:08]	Yeah. It’s crazy.	嗯 很疯狂啊
[12:13]	All righty. Well…	那行 好吧
[12:14]	-Dope. -Cool.	-酷 -酷
[12:16]	We’re okay. Cool.	大家都没事儿了吧
[12:18]	-Later! -See you, guys.	-再见了 -再见
[12:19]	All right. All right. Nice.	好的
[12:23]	Welcome to the neighborhood.	欢迎你们入住这个小区
[12:24]	Take it sleazy.	好好做人哦
[12:26]	Bye, Stella!	再见 斯特拉
[12:30]	And now, as president of delta psi…	现在 作为台达帕普西兄弟会的…
[12:34]	And vice president, we call…	-主席 -和副主席 我们宣布
[12:35]	Our first official meeting in the new house to order.	新居第一次聚会正式开始
[12:39]	Chivalry above self!	骑士精神至上
[12:41]	Much like scoonie’s cock,	就像司寇尼的JJ一样坚挺
[12:44]	this year is going to be legendary.	这一年将是创造奇迹的一年
[12:48]	I don’t know if you guys are aware,	我不知道大家意识到没有
[12:50]	but delta psi is simply responsible	台达帕普西一直都有着举办历史性经典爬梯
[12:52]	for the most epic party moments in history.	的光荣传统
[12:56]	Gentlemen, take a look at the wall.	先生们 看一眼那面的墙壁
[12:59]	Travel back in time with me to 1930.	跟我一起穿梭时光 回到1930年
[13:02]	Delta psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.	台达帕普西将凯撒大帝搬上舞台
[13:08]	A girl in the audience unexpectedly hands one of our brothers a beer.	观众中的一个女孩突然递给 我们的兄弟一杯啤酒
[13:13]	And after that one fateful sip,	命中注定的那一小口啤酒喝下去
[13:16]	the toga party is born!	奠定了长袍聚会的诞生
[13:17]	Hold that gam steady, Pete.	把你的腿放平了好吧
[13:22]	The year is 1971.	接下来是1971年
[13:24]	The us plays red China in ping-pong.	美国对抗红色中国乒乓球赛如火如荼
[13:28]	Meanwhile, back at delta psi, our brothers	与此同时 台达帕普西的兄弟们
[13:30]	play a little ping-pong of their own.	也在举办着一场自家人的球赛
[13:32]	An errant ball lands in a brother’s beer,	一记回球意外地落到一个兄弟的啤酒杯里
[13:37]	and he just drinks it.	他就径直喝了下去
[13:44]	I give you beer pong!	这就是 乒乓啤酒
[13:55]	The year is 1985!	继续来看1985年
[13:59]	Sebastian cremmington and his brothers	塞巴斯蒂安·柯明顿和他的兄弟们
[14:01]	They’ve been drinking since the butt-crack of dawn.	喝酒一直喝到日出时分
[14:05]	Sebastian knows he has to throw up, but he wants to keep partying.	塞巴斯蒂安知道他马上就喝吐了 但他仍想继续爬梯
[14:08]	What does he do? Does he puke, or does he drink?	他做出了选择吗 到底是吐 还是喝
[14:11]	Why not do both?	为什么不边吐边喝呢
[14:13]	I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!	这就是他妈的”吐完继续喝”的由来
[14:26]	So many party inventions.	如此多的爬梯方式
[14:29]	So many party discoveries.	如此多的爬梯新发明
[14:32]	How are we supposed to stand on the shoulders of giants?	我们要怎么做 才能站在前辈巨人的肩膀上呢
[14:35]	Tell ’em, Teddy.	快说 泰迪
[14:36]	I’ll tell you how.	我告诉你们
[14:38]	Do you see that empty space on the wall?	看到那墙上的空相框了吗
[14:41]	Let’s fill it with dreams.	让我们用梦想填满它
[14:44]	We are gonna end the year	今年毕业之前
[14:45]	with the most legendary rager of all time.	我们要举办 最大最传奇的一次爬梯
[14:50]	I’m talking even bigger than last year’s white trash bash.	要比去年的白色垃圾狂欢还要盛大
[14:53]	No, no, no!	不行吧…
[14:55]	Seems like an impossible feat.	看上去像是不可能完成的任务
[14:58]	But when we do it,	但是当我们做到之后
[15:00]	we will get our faces on that wall,	我们的照片 将会永久挂在墙上
[15:02]	amidst the rest of these legends!	跟传奇的前辈们比肩
[15:06]	Pete, do you want to tell us	皮特 跟我们分享一下
[15:08]	about your first summer as a delta?	你刚来兄弟会的那个暑假吧
[15:10]	My parents got divorced.	我父母离婚了
[15:12]	And where did you go? Right here.	-你去哪儿了 -来兄弟会了
[15:14]	And what happened? I cried.	-然后呢 -我哭了
[15:15]	Why did you cry?	为什么要哭
[15:17]	Because I felt safe.	因为我觉得安全
[15:18]	Because I was surrounded by my brothers.	因为我被兄弟们围绕着
[15:21]	Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.	我们兄弟之间的感情超越了友谊
[15:25]	We are the family you get to choose, and we don’t get divorced!	我们是你可以选择的家人 而且我们不会离婚
[15:29]	No, we don’t. We don’t.	-不离婚 -肯定不离婚
[15:30]	To believe in the life of love…	相信真爱人生
[15:32]	…To walk in the way of honor,	走上荣誉之路
[15:35]	to serve in the light of truth.	追求真理之光
[15:37]	This is the life, the way, the light of delta psi.	兄弟就此生活行事
[15:40]	This is the creed of our fraternity.	这就是台达帕普西之训
[15:43]	Can you take me higher?	让我飞得更高
[15:47]	Delta psi.	台达帕普西
[15:49]	Delta psi.	台达帕普西
[15:50]	Delta psi, delta psi!	台达帕普西
[15:53]	Delta psi!	台达帕普西
[15:54]	Delta psi! Delta psi!	台达帕普西
[15:57]	Delta psi! Delta psi! Delta psi!	台达帕普西
[16:00]	Christ! What the fuck?	-上帝啊 -这是在搞毛
[16:02]	They’re gonna wake Stella. What do we…	-好大声 -他们会吵醒斯特拉的 我们怎么办
[16:05]	What do you think we should do?	你觉得呢
[16:06]	We should call the police.	我们报警吧
[16:07]	No, no, no, no, no.	不好吧
[16:08]	We can’t do that.	我们不能报警
[16:10]	We should go over there, okay? And talk to them.	我们应该过去跟他们说说
[16:12]	They’ll listen to us if they think we’re cool, you know?	如果他们觉得我们人不错 就会小声点了 知道吗
[16:14]	Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay.	好吧
[16:16]	Okay.	好
[16:18]	Grab the baby monitor.	拿上婴儿监视器
[16:20]	Hey, Mac, Kelly. What’s up?	嘿 马克 凯利 你们怎么样
[16:23]	We hate to be these guys, but do you mind just, like, kind of…	我们也不想这样 但是你们能不能…
[16:27]	Just keep it down.	声音小一点
[16:28]	Just a little bit. A little bit.	就小一点点
[16:29]	The music?	音乐太大声了吗
[16:30]	Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just a tiny bit.	对 就小一点
[16:31]	First off, my bad.	对不起 是我的错
[16:33]	Yo, guys! Music check!	兄弟们 注意音乐
[16:34]	We have neighbors, for Christ’s sake!	拜托了 我们还有邻居要睡觉
[16:36]	Come on. Thank you.	-快点 -谢谢
[16:38]	That’s a big bong.	水烟枪很大嘛
[16:39]	Is that a two-story bong?	还是双层的吧
[16:40]	I really appreciate you guys coming by.	感谢你们能先跟我沟通
[16:41]	Out of control.	好厉害诶
[16:42]	Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much.	谢谢你了
[16:44]	That’s all we wanted.	小声点就够了
[16:46]	Cool. Great.	-酷 -好的
[16:48]	See you guys around.	再见咯
[16:49]	Okay, thanks, man. Dope. Cool.	好的 谢谢 酷啊
[16:55]	I think we should invite the old people in.	我觉得咱们应该邀请这对老夫妻进来
[16:57]	They’re old and lame.	他们又老又无聊
[16:59]	I mean, yeah, I like their baby,	他们的孩子是挺可爱的
[17:00]	but this is no place for a baby.	但是有了孩子的人怎么还能在这儿啊
[17:01]	They can make our lives a living hell.	他们是邻居啊 总投诉我们就不好了
[17:04]	We need them on our side.	我们得拉拢他们一下
[17:05]	If we’re cool with them now, they’ll be cool with us.	如果我们对他们好 他们也会宽容我们
[17:08]	Hey, slow down!	嘿 等一下
[17:09]	Hey, there they are!	他们还没走呢
[17:10]	Where you going?	你们要去哪儿
[17:11]	Do you guys want to come in?	想进来看看吗
[17:13]	You don’t want us to come back in.	我们去就没意思了
[17:14]	I mean, no, we can’t. We couldn’t possibly.	我们也不能进去啊
[17:15]	No, no, no.	不行的不行的
[17:16]	Are you serious?	你真的邀请我们来吗
[17:17]	I think you should. Come on.	-快进来吧 -进来吧
[17:19]	No, we’ve got the baby, so… We’ve got the baby. We can’t.	-不行 我们还有孩子 -我们得照顾孩子
[17:21]	Come on. Just real quick.	就进来看一下下
[17:22]	You have the baby monitor right there.	你带着监视器呢吧
[17:24]	We do, it’s working.	带着呢 还有信号
[17:25]	It works perfectly.	信号好得很
[17:26]	You’re, like, 10 feet away. Come on.	我们的房子也就隔了十英尺 没问题的
[17:28]	-Just the tour, maybe. -Just the tour.	-就转一转吧 -进来看看
[17:31]	-Just the tour. Cool. -Oh, it’s so exciting!	-好吧 就进去看看 -快进来 很刺激的
[17:33]	Oh, yeah! Magic mushrooms!	对啦 迷幻蘑菇
[17:36]	Slow down.	慢点吃
[17:37]	I’ve been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.	互联网还没有发明之前 我就他妈的开始吃蘑菇了
[17:44]	That’s a weird phone!	你的电话很奇怪
[17:45]	No, it’s my baby monitor.	这不是电话 是婴儿监视器
[17:47]	You should look, you can see her.	看看屏幕 能看到我女儿
[17:49]	Aw!	好可爱哦
[17:50]	Peekaboo!	躲 猫 猫
[17:54]	He’s done.	他睡过去了
[17:57]	-Peekaboo! -Oh!	-躲 猫 猫 -哦
[18:01]	Oh, no, no. The monitor is not working.	不行 监视器没信号了
[18:03]	I gotta get back. Gotta get back, gotta get back.	我得往后站站
[18:05]	I’m gonna throw up.	我想吐
[18:07]	Whoa…	不要不要…
[18:13]	I can’t…	不行了…
[18:15]	No, no, no!	不要不要
[18:17]	No, no, no!	不要
[18:32]	Do you guys want to see something amazing?	你们想看点奇妙的东西吗
[18:33]	Yes, I want to see something amazing.	当然 我就喜欢奇妙的东西
[18:36]	Yeah. What is it?	是什么啊
[18:40]	I know you’re all wondering	我知道 你们一定都在奇怪
[18:41]	why I brought you here.	我把你们叫到这里干嘛
[18:42]	Behold.	瞧着
[18:57]	Wow! Good job, man.	干得漂亮 兄弟
[18:59]	Yeah, take a bow.	鞠个躬
[19:04]	Wait. Wait.	等等我
[19:09]	Welcome to the lion’s den, my friend.	朋友 欢迎来到狮子笼
[19:10]	Yes!	好耶
[19:12]	This is my room. Off limits during parties.	这是我的房间 爬梯时候禁止入内
[19:14]	This is where we keep all the important shit.	我们在这里放着要紧的物资
[19:16]	Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles.	烈酒 药物 假护照 乒乓球拍之类的
[19:20]	Those things are always fucking disappearing.	这些东西总是无声无息的失踪
[19:22]	Yeah, dude. My bros is always stealing my paddies.	没错 兄弟 我有个哥们儿总是偷我的球拍
[19:23]	Right? What the fuck?	就说嘛 搞毛
[19:25]	Holy shit! That’s a lot of fireworks.	草哦 这么多烟花
[19:27]	Can we light some of those off right now?	我们现在能放几颗吗
[19:28]	Man, literally, the last time we lit those off, we burned the house down.	上次我们放了一点 差点把房子烧了
[19:35]	It’s not funny. That was really bad.	那可不好笑 后果不堪设想
[19:38]	Check this out. Watch the yard.	看着院子里哦
[19:40]	-Ready? -Yeah.	-准备好了吗 -好了
[19:45]	That’s awesome.	太棒了
[19:46]	Welcome to paradise.	欢迎来到天堂
[19:48]	Like, when you think of Batman, who’s Batman?	对于你来说 蝙蝠侠是谁
[19:52]	Are you kidding me?	你说笑么
[19:53]	Christian bale?	是克里斯蒂安·贝尔吗
[19:54]	Christian bale.	当然是克里斯蒂安·贝尔
[19:54]	Michael keaton is Batman to me.	迈克尔·基顿是我心中的蝙蝠侠
[19:57]	“Where is she?”	[模仿贝尔的蝙蝠侠]”她在哪儿”
[19:59]	Michael keaton’s Batman was like,	迈克尔·基顿是这样的
[20:01]	“Hey, I’m Batman.”	[模仿基顿的蝙蝠侠]”我是蝙蝠侠”
[20:03]	“No! Hey, I’m Batman!”	不对 “我是蝙蝠侠”
[20:06]	“No, dude, no. I’m Batman. This is what Batman sounds like.”	不对 不是这样 “我是蝙蝠侠” 这样才对
[20:09]	“I’m counting on it!”	“我指望着你呢”
[20:10]	“No, I’m counting on it. I’m Batman.”	不对”我指望着你呢 我是蝙蝠侠”
[20:12]	We actually met in college. Yeah.	我们在大学相遇的
[20:14]	Aw!	噢…
[20:15]	Yeah, I was here for an exchange program.	我来美国当交换生
[20:18]	I was only supposed to stay a semester,	本来应该只念一个学期的
[20:21]	but then he convinced me to hang around.	但他说服我留下来了
[20:24]	Aw! Yeah.	-噢…-是呀
[20:25]	What’s cool is we’re almost roommates.	最棒的是 我们基本上就属于室友了
[20:27]	Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other.	我们俩的房间相隔也就10英尺
[20:30]	Dude, we can have walkie-talkies,	兄弟 我们应该买一对对讲机 这距离绝对可以用
[20:31]	Let’s get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time.	好呀 我们可以都用对讲机交流啊
[20:36]	Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God.	-对讲机啊耳机啊什么的 -我的天啊
[20:38]	That would be so dope.	肯定会很酷
[20:39]	It’d be so fun.	肯定挺有意思的
[20:40]	So, how did you meet Teddy?	你跟泰迪是怎么相遇的
[20:42]	I saw him. He saw me.	我看见他了 然后他也看见我了
[20:45]	Yeah.	就这样
[20:47]	It’s a really romantic story.	挺浪漫的故事
[20:49]	Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this.	把握住现在的好时光吧 孩子 好好享受
[20:52]	Because soon, you fucking blink,	因为你他妈再一眨眼
[20:55]	and you’re the oldest guy at the party,	你就变成了爬梯上最老的那个
[20:58]	and it’s terrible.	那感觉糟透了
[21:00]	You don’t seem old.	你看着不老
[21:02]	You seem like a senior that took a year abroad.	你看着也就是个出国晃了一年的毕业生
[21:08]	Really? Yeah, man.	-真的 -真的
[21:11]	Bottom of my heart.	说真心话
[21:13]	You want to swordfight?	要比剑吗
[21:16]	Absolutely.	当然
[21:21]	Aw!	噢…
[21:25]	Epic night!	今晚真爽
[21:28]	Crazy! I owe you, man.	太疯狂了 谢谢你了 兄弟
[21:30]	-I really needed that. -Thank you so much.	-我正需要好好玩一下 -再次谢谢你
[21:32]	Yeah, again, if you can just generally	不过 如果你平时也能
[21:33]	kind of, you know, keep it down.	就是…声音小一点就好了
[21:35]	Just keep it down.	小声一点
[21:36]	Just keep it down. Low.	-小声一点 -声音低一点
[21:38]	That would be… That would be fucking… That would be trill.	那就…那就太好了
[21:40]	You really want us to keep it down?	你真的想让我们声音小点吗
[21:41]	Yeah, like, every night.	恩 最好每天都小声点
[21:42]	Yeah, try to keep it down.	嗯 声音小点
[21:44]	I’ll give it the old college try.	我会尽力试试
[21:46]	Nice! That was good. Nice.	那就好
[21:47]	Cool, cool. How is that?	-怎么样 -很好
[21:49]	Just make sure if we’re too noisy, you call me first.	如果我们声音大了 你就先打电话给我
[21:52]	Don’t call the cops, okay?	先不要叫警察 好吗
[21:53]	Okay. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.	当然了
[21:54]	Do you promise? I promise.	-保证吗 -保证
[21:55]	Do you promise?	-保证吗 -我们保证
[21:57]	You promise? Okay. Because a promise is a big deal to me.	一定要保证哦 因为承诺对我来说是很重要的
[22:01]	Okay. Okay.	好的
[22:02]	We promise. Thank you so much, guys.	-我们保证 -谢谢你们的承诺
[22:05]	I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more.	希望你们能多来跟我们玩玩
[22:08]	Yeah, dope, dope. Cool. It was a good time.	-好啊 -昨晚多有意思
[22:09]	I’ll go tell them to shh!	我会让大家 “嘘”
[22:10]	Yeah.	好的
[22:11]	See you guys.	再见
[22:13]	Great night!	晚安
[22:21]	Hey, Teddy. It’s Mac again. Your neighbor.	喂 泰迪 我还是你的邻居马克
[22:25]	You said to call if it was ever too loud.	你说如果你们太吵 先给你打电话
[22:27]	So, we’re calling. It’s too loud.	现在你们太吵了 所以我打电话来了
[22:29]	It’s 4:00 in the morning, our baby’s awake.	现在是凌晨4点 你把我们的女儿吵醒了
[22:32]	She’s freaking out.	她现在情绪激动
[22:34]	Thank you.	谢谢你理解
[22:35]	Ten times.	10次了
[22:36]	I’ve called him ten times. What do we do?	我都给他打了10个电话了 我们怎么办
[22:38]	If we actually go over there and tell them to keep it down,	如果我们再去上门请他们小声点的话
[22:40]	we’re gonna seem so lame.	那就太没意思了
[22:41]	We’re gonna have to call the cops.	我们必须报警了
[22:42]	We call the cops? Yes.	-报警 -对
[22:43]	He told us not to call the cops.	他说了不让我们报警的
[22:45]	Do it anonymously.	打匿名电话报警啊
[22:48]	We’re cool, they shut up,	我们装无辜 他们会收声
[22:49]	she goes to sleep. Done.	然后女儿睡着了 一切都好了
[22:51]	We have no blood on our hands.	我们不需要做坏人了
[22:52]	We’re innocents. We’re innocents in all this.	整件事我们都是无辜的了
[22:55]	It’s a good idea. It’s a good system.	-好主意啊 -社会体制好啊
[22:56]	Let’s do it. Okay, I’m doing it. Let’s do it.	好吧 那我打电话了
[22:59]	Here we go. Here we go.	来了来了
[23:02]	Here they are.	警察来了
[23:06]	I feel so lame.	我觉得没意思透了
[23:07]	I can’t believe we called the cops.	真不敢相信 我们居然叫了警察
[23:11]	They can’t tell it’s us.	反正他们又不知道是我们
[23:12]	They don’t know it was us. Could’ve been anyone.	他们不会知道是我们 这小区这么多人
[23:14]	Could have been anyone. Any one of these people could have called.	每个人都有可能打电话的
[23:15]	We’re not gonna get caught for this.	我们不会被抓现行的
[23:17]	Anyone would do this. This isn’t because we’re old.	每个人都有可能报警 并不是说我们太老不经吵闹
[23:22]	Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh!	该死
[23:24]	Oh, shit! Oh, no!	哦 该死
[23:25]	Oh, no! Oh, fuck!	不要 他妈的
[23:27]	Oh, no.	不
[23:28]	He sold us out.	他居然出卖我们
[23:30]	Fuck, they’re coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they’re coming.	操 他们都走到车道上来了 该死 他们来了
[23:32]	-Oh, shit. -They’re right there.	该死 他们就在门口
[23:34]	-Just go, you answer it. -You answer it.	-快开门啊 -你去开
[23:36]	You answer! You are gonna answer.	你去开
[23:38]	You do it. You do it. You do it.	你让报警的 你去
[23:40]	We’re just getting dressed! I’m naked!	我们先穿衣服 我裸睡来着
[23:42]	No, I see you guys right there. One moment.	-别骗人了 我能看到你们 -再等一下
[23:44]	Act like you just woke up.	假装你刚醒来
[23:48]	Hey.	嘿
[23:50]	Hello, are you Mac?	你好 你是马克
[23:52]	Yeah. What’s happening?	对 怎么了
[23:54]	You called about your neighbors?	你投诉你的邻居了
[23:56]	No.	没有
[23:58]	No.	没有啊
[24:00]	I have a call, it’s from Mac radner.	我收到一个来自马克·拉德纳的电话
[24:02]	That’s you. Right?	就是你 对吧
[24:03]	Yeah. How do you have that information?	你怎么会有我的电话信息
[24:05]	We have caller ID. We’re cops.	那叫来电显示 我们是警察
[24:08]	Everybody has caller ID. You’re Mac radner.	随便谁家都有来电显示 你是马克·拉德纳吧
[24:10]	Okay, yes.	没错 我是
[24:11]	You called us. Why did you call us?	你为什么要报警
[24:13]	I called the cops because you were being noisy, man.	报警的是我 因为你们太吵了
[24:17]	And I tried to get you to stop, and you wouldn’t stop.	我试着给你打电话让你们消停 结果你们不消停
[24:18]	They won’t stop partying!	他们根本不消停
[24:20]	Officer, you know how it is.	警官 你懂我的吧
[24:21]	We have a little baby. We have a baby.	我们家里有个小女儿
[24:23]	Mac’s working in the morning. We got jobs.	-马克早晨要工作 -我们要工作呢
[24:25]	They were at the party with us just last night.	昨晚他还跟我们一起玩呢
[24:27]	Did you party with this kid? We don’t party with them!	-你有没有跟他一起玩 -我们才没有
[24:29]	We shouldn’t be in trouble. We haven’t done anything wrong.	我们才不会惹麻烦 我们不会做傻事
[24:31]	We have a baby. We’re parents.	我们有孩子有家庭的
[24:32]	Well then, what do you call these?	那这个是什么
[24:35]	I’m too fucked up! Ahhh! Ahhh!	我是个大烂人 啊啊啊啊啊啊
[24:38]	Well, it looks like you guys were partying with him.	看起来你有跟他们一起爬梯哦
[24:40]	You party pretty heavy.	玩儿的还挺嗨
[24:41]	That’s a joke photo!	那是开玩笑拍的
[24:44]	It’s a joke? That’s a joke!	-是玩笑 -对啊 闹着玩的
[24:45]	It’s not a good joke.	这可不好玩
[24:46]	Okay, you know what? Let’s end this.	好吧 我们结案吧
[24:47]	I’m sorry. I rescind the complaint.	很抱歉 我撤销投诉
[24:50]	You can go. No noise complaint.	你可以走了 没有噪音投诉了
[24:52]	You know the boy who cried wolf?	你知道喊狼来了的那个熊孩子吗
[24:53]	You’re that boy.	你就是那个熊孩子
[24:55]	Okay, I cried wolf. Never call us again.	-好吧 我是熊孩子 -再也别打电话找我
[24:57]	Never call you again? You’re the fucking police.	别打电话找你 你他妈的是警察
[25:01]	Look, man, we’re sorry.	听着 哥们 我很抱歉
[25:02]	We tried to call you. I don’t know what to say.	你太吵了 我想提醒你来这 我不知道该怎么解释
[25:05]	We called you five times, you didn’t answer us.	我打了好几次 你不接电话嘛
[25:07]	You made a promise to me last night.	你昨晚许下了承诺
[25:08]	We were pissing. We crossed streams.	我们尿尿时候都比剑了啊
[25:11]	Don’t worry about it, you know?	别生气了好吗
[25:12]	“Hey, I’m Batman.” You know? Right?	记得吗”嘿 我是蝙蝠侠”
[25:16]	We’re still cool, man. We’re still cool. We’re sorry.	我们还是很酷的呀 对不起嘛
[25:18]	I’m not mad.	我没有生气
[25:19]	I’m just disappointed.	我就是太失望了
[25:22]	Hey, come on. Wait, let’s just…	别这样 我们说说嘛…
[25:27]	What’s that?	这是什么
[25:29]	Those are for you.	送你的
[25:30]	What the fuck?	这什么
[25:32]	Oh.	哦
[25:36]	You shouldn’t have called the cops, bro!	哥们儿 你不应该叫警察的
[25:38]	Okay.	好吧
[25:40]	Okay, very good.	好吧 干得不错
[25:42]	Very good.	干得不错
[25:43]	Okay. Congratulations.	恭喜了
[25:45]	You better put that in the recycling bin.	你们最好把这些放到可回收垃圾筒里
[25:46]	All of it. All of it.	全都收拾好
[25:50]	It’s like Edward scissorhands. Do you like it?	喜欢这从剪刀手爱德华的神作吗
[25:52]	It’s a really expensive bush!	这树丛很贵的
[25:54]	I’m sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do?	不好意思 灵感迸发了 我又能咋办
[25:56]	I’m about to rip this shit out of the ground.	我要把这堆垃圾拔出来
[26:00]	Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man!	干翻这树丛 干翻这树丛
[26:01]	Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush!	干翻这树丛
[26:03]	Harder, man. Yeah, really get in there.	-使劲干啊 -走心啊
[26:05]	Oh! Oh! God damn it! Kelly!	妈的 凯利 来帮忙
[26:07]	Whoa. Hey, man, buy him dinner first.	哇 兄弟 要干先请人家吃饭啊
[26:08]	Fuck this bush!	干翻这树丛
[26:12]	Oh! Shit!	妈的
[26:13]	Okay. Ha-ha.	一点不好笑
[26:15]	Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.	对不起哦 我的蛋不小心撞到你脸上了
[26:22]	I love you. Baby.	我爱你 亲爱的
[26:25]	Oh, God.	上帝啊
[26:27]	I can’t believe this is happening.	真不敢相信我们在这里做
[26:29]	It’s finally happening.	我们终于啪啪啪了
[26:33]	-What the fuck? -Oh, my God!	-搞毛啊 -天啊
[26:37]	We can’t be the only people in the neighborhood	整个社区里不可能只有我们
[26:39]	who are sick of this bullshit, you know.	受不了这群熊孩子吧
[26:40]	We’ve gotta get everyone on our side.	我们要团结同志 建立统一战线
[26:41]	We could lead a revolution.	我们可以领导一场革命啊
[26:42]	Oh, no.	不会吧
[26:45]	They’re buying off the whole neighborhood with their slave army.	他们居然假帮别人来贿赂小区居民
[26:48]	Oh! Mrs. Haywood, you’re better than that.	哦…Haywood夫人 你可别看上这样的呀
[26:55]	I can’t sell your house.	你们的房子是没法卖的
[26:57]	Why? Well,	为什么
[26:58]	because the only people who would want	因为没人受得了
[27:00]	to live next to a frat house is a frat house.	住在兄弟会旁边
[27:02]	Oh, the university might be interested.	不过 大学有可能会对这房子有兴趣
[27:04]	I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building.	我听说西班牙语系在找新的活动基地
[27:07]	Only thing, if you sell to the university,	不过 如果你把房子卖给大学的话
[27:09]	I’d say, optimistically, you’re looking	乐观地讲 你们有可能会失去
[27:12]	at losing about half your investment.	一半以上的投资
[27:15]	We put all of our money in.	一半 我们所有的钱都买了房子
[27:16]	This is all of our money.	我们只有这么多钱了
[27:17]	We can’t lose half.	我们不能接受
[27:18]	But you keep half.	但是你们还能收回一半的投资啊
[27:21]	We don’t need that! What is that?	我们不需要 你说啥呢
[27:23]	Sold!	就这样吧
[27:24]	And you keep making money no matter what!	反正怎么说都是你赚钱
[27:26]	Real estate is a fickle bitch.	房地产 真是个薄情的小婊砸
[27:28]	Okay, maybe it’s best you just go.	行了 你快走吧
[27:30]	Thank you for coming. Okay.	谢谢你能来
[27:31]	That was not helpful.	不过你没啥太大用处
[27:32]	Well, okay.	好吧
[27:34]	What are you wearing? What is this?	-你们穿的这是啥 -在搞什么
[27:36]	What are you doing? Yeah.	你们在干嘛
[27:38]	We’re throwing a Robert de niro party.	我们在举办罗伯特·德尼罗主题爬梯
[27:40]	Should be pretty fucking loud.	肯定会很吵
[27:42]	It’s probably gonna go pretty fucking late, too.	估计也会很晚
[27:45]	I’m taxi driver de niro.	我是《出租车司机》里的德尼罗
[27:47]	Yeah, I’m meet the fockers de niro.	我是《拜见岳父大人》里的德尼罗
[27:49]	I’m watching you. I’m watching you.	我盯着你呐
[27:52]	Who painted that mole on your face? Did you do that yourself?	谁给你点的痣 你自己点的
[27:54]	Yes, I did. Yes, I did, focker.	没错 我自己点的 华客
[27:57]	who are you?	你又是谁
[27:58]	Oh, I’m Sam Jackson, you know, from Jackie brown.	我是塞缪尔·杰克逊 《危险关系》里的
[28:01]	Hoo-ah!	呜哇
[28:02]	Hoo-ah!	呜哇
[28:04]	That’s Al Pacino. That’s not even… yeah.	-那是阿尔·帕西诺 -甚至都不是…
[28:05]	Scent of a woman.	《闻香识女人》
[28:07]	Hoo-ah!	呜哇
[28:09]	There’s no consistency here.	你们这都不搭调的
[28:10]	You’re all over the place with your references.	左一部电影右一部电影 随便乱说
[28:14]	Just stop doing this stupid shit! We’re sorry.	请不要继续这种垃圾游戏了 我们道歉
[28:16]	Hey, when you called the cops,	嘿 你打电话报警那一刻
[28:17]	you violated the circle of trust, focker.	你已经破坏了信任圈 华客
[28:19]	We’re sorry we called the cops, okay?	报警我们也很抱歉 好吗
[28:22]	Are you talking to me?	你跟我说话
[28:23]	-Yes. -Yes.	-是啊 -是啊
[28:24]	Are you talking to me?	你跟我说话
[28:25]	Yes! Yes!	是啊
[28:26]	Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?	-你跟我说话 -你跟我说话
[28:29]	I don’t see anyone else here.	我没看见这儿有别人
[28:30]	I don’t see anyone else here, either!	-我也没看见别人啊 -我们想好好谈谈
[28:32]	“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides…”	“当正义之人的道路被邪恶所…”
[28:36]	What the fuck are you doing?	你他妈说屁呢
[28:37]	That’s the wrong Sam Jackson speech!	塞缪尔·杰克逊这台词 根本就不是在《危险关系》里的
[28:39]	Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?	你跟我说话还是跟他说话
[28:42]	Just get off! Are you talking to me?	-快滚啊 -你跟我说话
[28:44]	Shut the fuck up!	你他妈闭嘴
[28:45]	You get the fuck out of here.	快滚出我家
[28:46]	Stop it!	别喊了
[28:49]	Hey. What’s nice is in a few years,	往好处想 再过几年
[28:51]	we’ll have a third person to help us do this.	女儿长大了就可以帮我们收拾了
[28:55]	What do you got there, sweetie?	宝贝 你拿的是什么啊
[28:58]	Is that a balloon?	是气球吗
[29:00]	Did you find a balloon?	你找到气球玩了吗
[29:02]	Oh, shit! That’s not a balloon!	妈的 那不是气球
[29:04]	Oh, Jesus!	上帝啊
[29:05]	Oh, God! Oh, no!	上帝啊 不
[29:07]	Help! Help!	救命啊
[29:09]	Get the fuck… Get out of my way! Move!	滚开 不要挡路
[29:11]	Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!	医生 医生
[29:15]	All right. Hey.	好了 我们来看看
[29:20]	Your baby	你家孩子
[29:23]	has HIV.	得了艾滋病
[29:25]	Oh, my God.	哦 天啊…
[29:26]	Is how bad this could have gone.	是可能发生的最坏情况
[29:29]	The condom was unused.	安全套是没用过的
[29:30]	Are you fucking kidding me?	你他妈开什么玩笑
[29:32]	Who the fuck says that to a couple of parents?	谁他妈会对家长说这种话
[29:36]	Hey! Ma’am!	女士 不要这样
[29:37]	Chill out, chill out!	冷静 冷静
[29:39]	They are dangerous to the neighborhood!	他们给这个小区的居民造成了危险
[29:40]	There’s a clear focus going on here.	这是不容忽视的事实
[29:41]	I heard they burned down their last house.	我听说他们上一个活动基地被他们烧了
[29:43]	And they were reprimanded for that.	他们也因此受到了惩罚
[29:45]	We have a very strict three-strike policy at this school.	我们学校里有非常严格的 三振出局规则
[29:48]	So, they have one strike.	现在他们已经有了一次大错
[29:50]	If they get two more, then they’re out.	再来两次 他们就被取缔了
[29:51]	A strike?	大错
[29:52]	Well, listen, the way I do my job is,	听着 我做工作的方法
[29:55]	you know, I’m always thinking about the headlines, right?	就是把工作当成报纸头条去看 明白吗
[29:57]	So,”Duke lacrosse team rapes stripper.” Bad headline.	这么说吧”大学曲棍球队强奸脱衣舞女” 坏头条
[30:02]	“Fraternity keeps couple awake”?	“兄弟会吵得邻居夫妇睡不着”
[30:04]	That’s not really even a headline.	这根本上不了头条
[30:06]	I don’t even think it would make the local police blotter.	当地派出所案件记录都不会写这东西
[30:08]	Get ready to read the headline of the century.	准备好听一下这个世纪最大头条
[30:10]	Extra, extra!”Baby swallows condom!”	号外 号外 “婴儿吞下安全套”
[30:13]	That’s disgusting! Exactly!	-真恶心 -说的正是
[30:15]	It’s the frat’s condom! That’s the frat’s condom!	这是你们兄弟会的套套
[30:17]	I have a headline for this.	我有个头条
[30:18]	“Fraternity practices safe sex.”	“兄弟会推广安全性爱”
[30:21]	That’s a good headline. I could get a raise off that headline.	这头条多棒 写出来我都能涨工资了
[30:23]	I got a headline for you.	我给你一个头条
[30:25]	“Mean Dean doesn’t realize that frat is bad for everyone.”	“卑鄙的院长无法意识到 兄弟会百害而无一利”
[30:30]	It’s very poorly worded. I don’t think that would ever make it to print.	用词好白痴 还没送去印刷就会被毙掉吧
[30:34]	I don’t know where you went to school.	你语文谁教的
[30:35]	I went here, okay? That’s why I’m dumb!	你们学校的老师教的 所以我才这么蠢
[30:38]	You know what? I just thought of another headline.	知道吗 我又想了一个新的头条
[30:40]	“Negligent parents allow baby to swallow condom.”	“粗心父母让婴儿吞下安全套”
[30:44]	What’d you say? It’s not a good headline.	-你说什么 -这可不是什么好头条
[30:46]	Here’s a headline. How about,”go fuck yourself”?	这个头条怎么样”麻痹你死吧”
[30:49]	That’s what you get.	这个适合你
[30:51]	This is our little cub on our lawn with a condom in her mouth.	我们宝贝女儿在自己家草坪上嘴里塞着套
[30:54]	Oh, my God. I’m a mama bear.	他妈的 我是头熊妈妈
[30:56]	Yes, you are. You know what?	-没错 你是 -知道吗
[30:58]	I’m gonna act all docile and then…	我先假装温顺 然后突然…
[31:01]	My claws are out! I’m gonna fucking get them!	利爪伸出来 干死他们
[31:04]	Fuck these fucking guys!	操翻他们
[31:05]	They don’t know who they are fucking with.	他们不知道自己惹上什么麻烦了
[31:07]	They think I’m just a regular dad	他们以为我只是居家好爸爸
[31:09]	and then you know what happens?	然后接下来会发生什么 你知道吗
[31:12]	Teddy’s dead! Pete’s dead! Scoonie’s dead!	泰迪死了 皮特死了 司寇尼也死了
[31:15]	Fuck you! No, no.	-草泥马 -不要
[31:16]	I’ll fucking kill them! No, no.	-我他妈杀了他们 -不要 不要…
[31:17]	Boom! No.	不要这样
[31:19]	I’m buying a fucking gun! No, you’re not!	-我要去买枪 -不行 不能买
[31:21]	I’m not buying a gun! You’re right, it’s a bad idea.	不买了 你说得对 我不能杀人
[31:23]	Bad call.	不能这么做
[31:24]	What about one of those small prostitute guns?	那种妓女防身枪也不行吗
[31:25]	No. You’re not buying a gun.	不行 不能买枪
[31:27]	Fuck!	该死
[31:28]	What can we do? That fucking Dean.	我们怎么办 看刚刚那女人的嘴脸
[31:30]	What woman is named”Dean”?	哪个女人会起名叫迪恩
[31:32]	She’s not named”Dean.” That’s her job.	她的名字不是迪恩 那是她的职位
[31:34]	What? That’s what”Dean” is here.	-什么 -迪恩在美国就是院长的意思啊
[31:36]	No. Yeah.	-不是吧 -真的
[31:37]	Really? What did you think?	-真的吗 -你以为呢
[31:39]	I thought that was her name. No.	-我以为她就叫这个呢 -不是的
[31:40]	Oh, no.	原来不是哦
[31:41]	What do they call it in Australia?”Chancellor.”	-你们澳大利亚怎么叫的 -我们叫”校长”
[31:43]	No, she’s the chancellor.	哦 她就是校长
[31:45]	Oh, my God. I was so rude to her.	哦 我太失礼了…
[31:48]	I don’t know what to do. What do we know?	-我想不出办法了 -我们利用一下已知条件
[31:49]	What didn’t we have in college?	我们上大学那会 最缺的是什么
[31:51]	I didn’t have any money.	我缺钱
[31:52]	I had no money either. We had no money.	-我也缺钱 -当时我们都是穷比 穷疯了
[31:54]	We fuck with their house. They can’t afford to fix it.	我们可以搞坏他们的房子 他们没有钱修
[31:57]	Yes. They have to move.	-对哦 -他们只能搬走
[31:58]	Yeah, fuck them! Fuck them!	-对 干死他们 -干死他们
[31:59]	We’re gonna fucking fuck them! Fuck them!	我们要干死他们
[32:01]	We are going to fuck them! Fuck them!	我们要干死他们
[32:23]	So the water came out of here? Yep.	-水是从这里漏下来的 -是
[32:25]	This is gonna ruin us.	我们全完了
[32:27]	I mean, the foundation is flooded. We can’t pay for this shit.	地基已经渗水了 我们修不起的
[32:30]	They’re gonna condemn the house.	他们会收回房子的
[32:32]	Okay, well, on that note,	好吧 既然你这么说了
[32:33]	maybe we should clean up and not	也许我们应该赶快收拾一下
[32:35]	stand here with our dicks in our hands.	而不是站在这里盯着我们的JJ无所事事
[32:38]	“Dicks in our hands.”	“我们的JJ”
[32:42]	Dicks in our hands.	我们的JJ
[32:47]	Dicks in our hands.	我们的JJ
[32:50]	Dicks in our hands.	我们的JJ
[32:55]	Dicks in our hands.	我们的JJ…
[32:57]	Teddy, how much time we got?	泰迪 还要多久才能好
[32:59]	Just a couple minutes, and then we pour in the latex.	几分钟就好 然后就可以倒上胶乳了
[33:02]	We’ve got delta psi dildos we can merchandise.	新鲜出炉的台达帕普西假JJ就可以卖了
[33:05]	Oh, God, I can’t keep my boner much longer.	上帝 我坚持不了硬这么久
[33:08]	We’re supposed to have boners?	我们要硬起来吗
[33:09]	Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.	当然 没人想要软绵绵的假JJ
[33:11]	You don’t know that. People could want it for after.	你又不知道 万一有人就喜欢事后来一个软软的
[33:15]	Like, for cuddling, and it’s like a love…	蹭一蹭亲一亲 也是一种爱…
[33:18]	Okay, you’re right. It’s just a limp dick.	好吧 我编不下去了 软绵绵的确实没人要
[33:20]	Hey, you boys have to go digital.	嘿 兄弟们高科技起来
[33:23]	Look at that 3-d printer go.	这里直接就可以3D打印哦
[33:25]	Look at it go!	快看啊
[33:26]	That’s awesome.	好棒
[33:27]	Now I can go to class while my dick prints.	让它先自己印着 我去上课了
[33:32]	Got it at my architecture lab. Pretty cool, right?	我建筑实验室里拿的 很不错吧
[33:34]	Wow. Man, you should go to class sometime.	哥们儿 偶尔也去上个课吧
[33:35]	We have excellent facilities that, like, no one uses.	好多超棒的仪器都没人用的
[33:38]	All right, let’s pull these bad boys off and see what we’ve got.	好了 拔出来看看效果如何吧
[33:40]	We’re good? Yeah.	行了吗
[33:41]	Let’s do it.	拔出来吧
[33:42]	This is like Christmas. Oh!	感觉好像过圣诞哦
[33:44]	Wow. Whoa.	哇
[33:46]	Hey, you know, I think the Clay is stuck to my pubes.	我说 我感觉我的毛毛被黏住了
[33:49]	Why do you have pubes?	你怎么会有毛
[33:52]	Wait. You guys shaved?	等下 你们都剃过了
[33:54]	Dude, I texted you. I said,”shave.”	哥们 我特地给你发短信说剃毛的啊
[33:55]	I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but…	我以为我们要拍照片的 我剃了胡子…
[33:57]	Not your face.	不是剃胡子啊
[34:00]	Oh, God.	天啊
[34:01]	Oh, shit. Oh, shit.	该死的
[34:03]	Don’t worry about it. I’m gonna enjoy this.	-别担心 -我要看好戏了
[34:04]	It’s not gonna come off.	拔不下来的
[34:05]	I’m gonna drill a hole, I’m gonna pee.	我就留着这个就好 我在头上钻个洞尿尿
[34:07]	I can get bigger pants.	我可以买号大一点的裤子…
[34:09]	Look at me. You trust me, right?	看着我 你相信我吗
[34:11]	I’m gonna pull this thing off.	我会帮你把它拔下来
[34:12]	Come on, just relax. I got you.	放轻松 我罩着你
[34:13]	Stay the fuck away from me!	别他妈过来
[34:15]	Calm down. Count of three.	淡定 数到三
[34:16]	Teddy… One.	-泰迪…-1…
[34:18]	Look at my eyes.	看着我的眼睛
[34:19]	2… Two!
[34:27]	That was so much worse than I thought.	比我想的可怕多了
[34:30]	Ladies, I need a single-file line.	女士们 请排成单列队伍
[34:33]	And if you’re in the back,	请不要插队 如果你的位置较靠后
[34:36]	it is approximately a 20-minute wait.	可能会等20分钟
[34:37]	Um… I’ll take a Teddy. Cool. How about a Pete?	-我要个泰迪的 -好吧 来个皮特的怎么样
[34:40]	Oh, no.	哦 不要
[34:42]	I was just kidding, anyway.	我就是开个玩笑
[34:43]	So weird.	你好奇怪
[34:45]	Holy shit, guys. I think we made $10,000.	妈的 我觉得我们挣了一万块钱诶
[34:48]	Hey, you guys, if my calculations are correct,	大家 如果我的计算无误的话
[34:49]	not only can we fix the water damage,	我们不仅能修好漏水的损失
[34:52]	but we can get the biggest hot tub in the world!	还够买一个世界上最大的热浴盆
[34:55]	And outdoor speakers!	还有户外音响
[34:57]	Yes! Yeah!	好耶
[34:59]	Delta psi!	台达帕普西
[35:01]	Delta psi.	台达帕普西
[35:03]	Delta psi! Delta psi! Delta psi!	台达帕普西
[35:07]	Dildo psi!	台达帕普西
[35:08]	Dildo psi! Dildo psi!	台达帕普西
[35:16]	This is fucking ridiculous.	这他妈是在逗我
[35:18]	Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn’t buy a hot tub.	他们用自己的JJ买了个热浴盆 我的JJ就买不了
[35:22]	Hey.	别这样说
[35:24]	Your dick could buy more than a hot tub.	你的JJ能够买到比热浴盆更珍贵的东西
[35:26]	Your dick bought me.	它买到了我
[35:27]	Thank you very much.	谢谢
[35:29]	I’m not a sizeist.	我不歧视你
[35:30]	That’s a little patronizing.	你这么说有点屈尊俯就
[35:39]	I don’t get it. Who would even buy one of those dildos?	我不明白了 谁会愿意买他们的假JJ
[35:45]	Bros before hos.	先兄弟 后马子
[35:47]	Why? Because your bros are always there for you.	知道为什么吗 因为你的兄弟永远为你出头
[35:50]	They have got your back	当你的马子把你心撕成碎片的时候
[35:51]	after your ho rips your heart out.	你的兄弟会陪你渡过难关
[35:54]	And you were nothing but great to your ho.	先兄弟 后马子…
[36:05]	Bros before hos.	先兄弟 后马子
[36:08]	Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood.	兄弟会存在的基石 就是 他们之间的兄弟情义
[36:10]	The only way to break it apart is to get in there,	唯一能够打入兄弟会内部并瓦解他们的方法
[36:13]	infiltrate a party, and get them to put hos before bros.	就是让他们兄弟之间为马子打起来
[36:17]	Hos don’t go before bros.	不可能的 马子不可能重于兄弟
[36:18]	It just doesn’t work like that.	男人不会这么做的
[36:19]	A ho has never gone before a bro.	马子绝对不可能重于兄弟的
[36:20]	Maybe I have been a ho who’s taken down some bros.	我曾经就当过拆散兄弟的马子啊
[36:23]	Ho, no, you haven’t. I’m just saying.	-不会吧 -我就这么一说
[36:24]	You have? That is messed up.	你真的当过 太糟了…
[36:26]	I’m saying, that’s the only way.	我是说 这是唯一的一种方式
[36:28]	We’ve got to get in there, we gotta infiltrate.	我们需要渗透到内部去
[36:30]	Get those little motherfuckers, turn them against each other.	抓住那些小混蛋的把柄 让他们内部起矛盾
[36:32]	Okay. I’m serious.	-好的 -我说真的
[36:34]	Just ease up.	你淡定一点
[36:35]	Sorry.	抱歉
[36:36]	She’s on the fast road to her first word being”cunt.”	再这么下去她学会的第一个词就会是”傻逼”了
[36:38]	It’s not cool here. Sorry.	-这可不好玩 -对不起
[36:40]	We’re gonna make them put hos before bros.	我们要让他们先马子后兄弟 是吗
[36:42]	Step one, lock down a babysitter.	第一步 去请一个保姆
[36:45]	Get this one taken care of.	来照顾我们小女儿
[36:47]	Yeah? Right?	对吧
[36:49]	Yeah. We’re gonna get these guys.	好好对付他们
[36:51]	Yo. I’ve been waiting forever.	我等了好久了
[36:53]	What is she doing here? Wait. What is he doing here?	-她来这儿干嘛 -他在这儿干嘛
[36:56]	Look, we’re friends with both of you.	你们都是我们的朋友
[36:57]	Fucking just learn to deal with it, okay?	忍一忍吧 好吗
[36:59]	This is an abomination.	这行为太恶劣了
[37:01]	You… right now, both of you have to make a choice right now.	你们两个 现在就做出选择
[37:03]	Me or her, choose. It’s up to you. You choose.	要我还是要她 快选 你们现在就选
[37:06]	Shut the fuck up.	你他妈闭嘴
[37:08]	We’re on a mission.	我们有重任在身
[37:10]	Yes, ma’am. I was just kidding.	知道了 女士 我刚才说笑的
[37:13]	You here to ask us to turn the music down?	你过来是想让我们小声点
[37:15]	Because that’s not gonna happen.	绝对不可能啊
[37:16]	No, we’re here to tell you to turn it up.	不 我们来是想让你大声点
[37:19]	Shit, homie, we’ve been beefing for too long.	同学 我们彼此斗了这么久
[37:22]	We just want to squash this like a bug.	咱们大事化小 小事化了吧
[37:24]	That’s all my weed, and it’s really hard for me to get weed.	这是我所有的大麻了 现在搞大麻很难的
[37:27]	Oh, shit.	该死
[37:29]	Okay, you guys can come in.	好吧 你们进来吧
[37:31]	No ‘shrooms for you, mister.	这次可不能再吃迷幻蘑菇了 先生
[37:33]	Don’t worry about it, man.	别担心 我不会了
[37:34]	All right.	好吧
[38:01]	Okay, Teddy’s fucking Brooke,	好吧 泰迪和布鲁克在上床
[38:02]	but Brooke wants to fuck Pete.	但是布鲁克想跟皮特上床
[38:03]	But she’s afraid because Pete and Teddy are best friends.	但她又不敢 因为皮特和泰迪是死党
[38:06]	We’ve gotta get Brooke to hook up with Pete publicly.	我们只要让布鲁克和皮特在公共场合调情
[38:08]	Then Teddy is gonna want to kill Pete	泰迪看到了就会想宰了皮特
[38:10]	and the whole frat will implode.	整个兄弟会随之崩溃瓦解
[38:12]	Paula, flirt with scoonie. Keep him talking and distracted.	保拉 去缠着司寇尼 别让他分神管闲事
[38:15]	Okey-dokey.	好哒
[38:16]	Jimmy, isolate Whitney.	吉米 去支开惠特尼
[38:18]	Okey-dokey.	好哒
[38:19]	What do I do? Do I get to do something?	我要干啥 我有啥任务没
[38:20]	You’re on Teddy patrol. Keep him close.	你去盯着泰迪 看紧他
[38:22]	He’s gotta see them hooking up.	保证他看到布鲁克和皮特调情
[38:23]	Otherwise, this plan won’t work.	不然 整个计划就失败了
[38:25]	We’ve only got a few minutes before they go upstairs	在他们两个接吻 然后上楼去上床之前
[38:28]	and start fucking.	我们只有几分钟实施计划
[38:29]	Okay, let’s do it. Okay?	我们行动吧
[38:31]	-Let’s go. -Go team.	-行动 -加油啊大家
[38:36]	What? What?	什么 什么
[38:39]	Cutting through.	借过一下
[38:41]	What it is, y’all.	干什么呢
[38:43]	What’s up?	怎么了
[38:45]	What’s this, a dance-off?	你在干嘛 要和我拼舞吗
[38:47]	I don’t know, bitch. Is it a dance-off?	我不知道啊 婊砸 你觉得呢
[38:49]	You tell me. I think it’s a dance-off.	-你说呢 -我觉得是要拼舞的架势
[38:51]	Oh, shit!	哦 妈的
[38:52]	Dance-off!	这里在拼舞
[38:59]	Jesus Christ, not another dance-off.	老天啊 又要拼舞了
[39:01]	He likes them.	他喜欢跳舞
[39:03]	How about some shots, guys?	喝两杯吧 你俩
[39:05]	Okay, yeah!	好啊
[39:06]	Sure!	好呀
[39:42]	Cheers. Here we go.	干杯 喝吧
[39:44]	Cheers. Here we go.	干杯
[39:48]	Another one! Another one!	再来一杯
[39:52]	One more, one more, one more.	再喝一杯
[39:54]	I can’t. No.	不能再喝了
[39:56]	I don’t want to.	我不想喝了
[39:57]	Oh, shit.	该死
[39:59]	I think I’m drunk.	我觉得我醉了哦
[40:00]	You guys are so cute together.	你们两个真般配啊
[40:02]	No! No!	-不是的 -不是的
[40:04]	No. She’s my…	不是的 她是我…
[40:05]	I’m with Teddy. She’s with Teddy.	-我是泰迪的女朋友 -她跟泰迪在一起了
[40:07]	So you guys have never hooked up?	你们两个从来没上过床吗
[40:08]	No!	没有
[40:09]	You’re blushing.	你脸红了哦
[40:11]	No, I’m not. You are.	-我才没有 -你有
[40:13]	You guys have gotta relax.	你们不要太紧张嘛
[40:31]	You’re so cute. You’re like a little possum.	你真是可爱 就像只小负鼠一样
[40:33]	Look at you. I’m a possum.	-看看你 -我是小负鼠
[40:35]	I’m a possum.	我是负鼠
[40:47]	No…	不要啊…
[40:48]	No! No, no, no, okay? No!	不行的 这样不行
[40:52]	Just a little taste, a little taste.	就亲一下下 就一下下
[41:10]	That was sexy. Can I make out with someone now?	你很性感嘛 我现在能跟别人亲热一下吗
[41:12]	What are you doing? We have 60 seconds before they go upstairs.	你呆着干嘛 现在我们只有60秒钟的时间了
[41:14]	Get in the dance circle.	快去舞池里
[41:16]	Okay, okay. I’m winning, by the way.	好的 对了 拼舞我正赢着呢
[42:18]	-Hey, man. -Oh, shit!	-嘿 -干嘛
[42:19]	I think Teddy saw you.	我觉得泰迪看到你了哦
[42:22]	What? No.	什么
[42:23]	No, no, no. Shit. Shit.	不行不行 我完了…
[42:29]	Hey, what’s up, man?	你好吗 兄弟
[42:30]	Hey, man.	你好
[42:31]	What’s up?	你…你…好啊
[42:32]	What’s up? You good?	没事儿吧
[42:35]	Yeah, I’m good, man. How’s it going?	嗯 我挺不错的 你呢
[42:36]	Everything’s good. Fucking great party.	-我也挺好 -挺来劲的爬梯啊
[42:38]	Great party, right? Awesome party.	-来劲吧 -是啊 不错
[42:46]	And we got a fight over here!	这边打架了哦…
[42:50]	-Fuck, are you okay, man? -Dude, I’m so…	该死 你没事吧 兄弟 我太冲动…
[42:57]	Oh!	哦
[42:59]	Is that how people fight now? What are they doing?	现在人们都这样打架的吗 他们在做什么
[43:01]	Let go, let go.	放手啊
[43:03]	I’ll never let go.	我永远不会放手
[43:05]	I’ll hold onto your balls forever.	我要永远握着你的蛋
[43:13]	What are you thinking about?	你想什么呢
[43:15]	Why are you so calm?	为何你如此平静祥和
[43:18]	What the fuck? Ew!	啊啊啊啊你搞毛 恶心死了
[43:20]	So gross!	恶心死了
[43:22]	I never wanted to have to use that on you!	我从来没想过对你用这招
[43:24]	What the fuck, man?	你他妈搞什么
[43:25]	It’s a blessing and a curse!	这既是天赋 也是我人生的诅咒
[43:27]	Get the fuck out of here! You’re so gross!	快滚出去 你太恶心了
[43:31]	God damn it.	真见鬼
[43:34]	Throw shit off the porch!	到门廊去发泄
[43:35]	Throw shit off the porch. Throw shit off the porch.	到门廊去发泄
[43:38]	Let’s throw shit off the porch! Whoo!	我们到门廊去发泄
[43:59]	Holy fuck.	妈的
[44:02]	Somebody call 911!	谁打电话叫个警察好吧…
[44:09]	He’s still alive.	他还活着
[44:11]	He’s still alive!	他还活着
[44:12]	He’s still alive.	他还活着
[44:13]	Oh, shit.	吓死了
[44:15]	We didn’t kill anyone. We didn’t kill anyone.	我们没有杀人
[44:16]	Hey, guys!	嘿 伙伴们
[44:18]	What do you think of my new necklace?	你们觉得我的新项链好看吗
[44:20]	It’s a choker.	是项圈款式哦
[44:25]	I fucking did it! I totally did it.	我们做到啦
[44:27]	We couldn’t have planned it better.	我们的计划真是不能更棒
[44:28]	That was incredible!	太赞了
[44:31]	We’re celebrating.	我们要庆祝一下
[44:33]	Fuck it. I’ll pump and dump.	管他的 我把奶挤出来倒掉
[44:52]	We fucking did it.	我们他妈的做到了
[44:54]	Baby, let’s be spontaneous. Let’s go fuck on the kitchen floor.	亲爱的 我们随性一点 在地上啪啪啪好嘛
[44:58]	Yes! Come on.	-好呀 -来嘛
[44:59]	Let’s do that shit. Whoo! Let’s do it!	我们去啪啪啪
[45:02]	Let’s do something we’ve never done. Okay.	-我们来尝试一下从未练过招数吧 -好的
[45:04]	I don’t know. Hit me with something.	我也不知道 你拿个什么东西打我吧
[45:06]	Okay. Smack me.	-好的 -抽我吧
[45:07]	Let’s be crazy.	疯狂一点
[45:09]	Okay. Ow! Fuck!	-好 -哦草
[45:10]	Fuck! Hey! Shit, stop! Stop! I don’t like it, I don’t like it!	草 不要打了 我不喜欢这样
[45:12]	I like it. I don’t like it, stop!	-我喜欢啊 -我不喜欢 不要打了
[45:14]	This is turning me on. I don’t like it.	-我现在好高潮啊 -我不喜欢
[45:15]	I like it. Don’t do that!	-我喜欢 -不要这样
[45:17]	Sorry. It hurts.	-不好意思 -很痛啊
[45:17]	Okay. Okay.	行了
[45:19]	Let’s do something crazy.	我们来做点疯狂的事吧
[45:20]	Why don’t I stick something up your ass?	我往你菊花里插点东西怎么样
[45:23]	No, not tonight. Not tonight.	算了吧 今晚就算了吧
[45:25]	Can I stick something up your ass?	我可以往你菊花里插东西吗
[45:26]	No, I’m not that drunk.	不行 我还没有那么醉
[45:27]	Oh, I’m gonna come soon.	我马上就要高潮了
[45:29]	Okay, I’m not even close.	我还早着呢
[45:30]	I’m gonna come. Come, baby.	-我就要射了 -射吧 亲爱的
[45:31]	I’m coming. Are you close?	-射了哦 -要射了吗
[45:33]	Come on.	射吧
[45:35]	And… I’m too drunk to come.	不行了 我太醉了射不出来
[45:37]	I’m not gonna come.	射不出来了
[45:39]	It’s gone mushy. Thank you, sire.	-软下来噜 -谢谢你了 先生
[45:41]	I will take the gentleman’s route out and call it a day,	我带着我的家伙出来了 今天就这样吧
[45:45]	for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication.	反正今天由于酗酒过度 也不会射出来了
[45:52]	That’s how adults do it.	成年人啪啪啪就该这样
[45:55]	I love you, baby.	我爱你 亲爱的
[45:56]	Baby, I love you.	宝贝 我爱你
[45:57]	We’re a great team.	我们组团多棒啊
[45:59]	Baby, we’re a hot team.	不仅棒 还长得很好看呢
[46:02]	My boobs really hurt.	我的乳房胀痛诶
[46:04]	I think I should probably pump.	我去吸一下奶
[46:06]	My boobs are feeling really full.	胸部好涨
[46:08]	I like ’em like that.	涨的挺好
[46:11]	I like ’em full, baby.	我喜欢涨涨的奶
[46:20]	We did it. We did it.	-成功咯 -成功咯
[46:22]	That’s a beautiful thing.	计划太完美了
[46:23]	Bros before hos, motherfucker.	先兄弟 后马子 去你的吧
[46:25]	That dude forgot the golden rule.	他们全都忘干净啦
[46:27]	I feel like shit.	感觉好糟糕
[46:29]	But I love it.	但是我喜欢
[46:33]	Oh, my boobs.	哦 我的胸部
[46:35]	I gotta feed Stella. Okay.	-我得给斯特拉喂奶 -好的
[46:37]	Is she awake? I’m more milk than woman.	她醒了吗 奶都要积满了
[46:41]	I gotta get this out of me.	我得放出来
[46:43]	Get it out of you.	放出来就对了
[46:46]	Wait. Wait, wait, wait!	等一下 等一下
[46:49]	Wait. Wait, no! Wait!	等一下 等一下
[46:51]	Wait. Wait. Wait.	等一下 等一下
[46:54]	Whoa. Wait. Wait.	等一下 等一下
[46:56]	No, no, no! What? What?	-不行不行不行 -怎么了
[46:58]	Don’t slap my boob.	别动我的胸啊
[46:59]	There’s booze in your boobs. There’s booze in your boobs.	你的奶里有酒精
[47:02]	It’s poison. It’s alcohol.	那是毒药 是酒精
[47:04]	There’s alcohol in there.	里面有酒精
[47:07]	It’s like a white Russian. Lay down, sweetie.	就像个烈酒瓶子 躺好 宝贝
[47:09]	Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me.	我的奶好痛 我得挤出来啊
[47:12]	Okay, we’ll get that milk out. Get the pump. Ow!	-我们把奶挤出来 -快去拿吸泵
[47:15]	Okay, I got it.	好了 我拿来了
[47:17]	Fuck me! Fucking idiot!	你个蠢货
[47:19]	What are you doing? I’m sorry.	-干什么呢你 -对不起
[47:20]	Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax.	草啊 不好意思 你淡定一下
[47:23]	I’m sorry. What the fuck?	对不起 怎么办
[47:24]	It broke. I totally broke it.	我把吸泵摔坏了
[47:26]	I don’t even know what the fuck to do with this.	怎么办 我不知道怎么修
[47:28]	Oh, no.	哦 不
[47:29]	Oh, shit!	该死
[47:31]	Oh, they’re hulking out! They’re gonna blow.	你的胸看起来就像绿巨人一样 要爆炸了
[47:34]	What is happening to me?	我怎么了
[47:35]	Oh, gross! They look like my grandma’s legs.	好恶心 看着跟我奶奶的腿子似的
[47:40]	Okay, let me call my mom. She’ll tell us what to do right now.	我去给我妈打个电话 她会告诉我们该怎么做的
[47:42]	Do not call your mother!	不许给你妈妈打电话
[47:44]	Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!	天了噜 你们犹太人跟你们该死的老妈
[47:46]	What do I do?	那我该怎么办
[47:48]	Milk me. What?	-帮我挤出来 -啥
[47:49]	I don’t want to milk you. Well, you’re gonna have to.	-你帮我挤出来 -我不想挤 -你没得选
[47:52]	I don’t fucking want to! What do you mean”milk you”?	我他妈不想挤啊 什么叫”挤”啊
[47:54]	You don’t have a choice!	你没得选
[47:55]	Be a man and milk me.	爷们儿一点 帮我挤奶
[47:56]	Milk yourself! Try milking yourself!	你自己不能挤吗 你自己先试试
[47:58]	I can’t…	我不行…
[48:01]	Oh! I’m sorry. Okay.	对不起 我来吧
[48:03]	Get on your hands and knees. We need a pail or something.	你膝盖跪在地上 手撑地 我去找个桶
[48:05]	What? You gotta get on your hands and knees.	-什么 -你手撑地跪着啊
[48:07]	I’m not a cow! Well, how else do you do it?	-我又不是奶牛 -那怎么挤
[48:10]	just normal	就像平常人那样挤啊
[48:11]	There’s no normal way to milk a human woman.	平常人谁会给女人挤奶的啊
[48:13]	Okay, okay! Come on!	-快点 -好吧 好吧
[48:17]	I can’t do it. Don’t yell, just try to…	我不行 能别叫唤吗 就…
[48:19]	Come on! Ow! I’m sorry.	-快点 -抱歉
[48:21]	It’s not working.	挤不出来啊
[48:25]	Oh, fuck. Oh, God.	-哦草 -天了噜
[48:29]	Boo-ya!	好耶
[48:30]	Okay.	好了
[48:34]	We are not high-fiving.	才不跟你击掌
[48:35]	Oh, God.	天了噜
[48:38]	They say it tastes good to the baby.	听说婴儿觉得这个很美味
[48:39]	It tastes funny to me.	但我觉得很诡异
[48:40]	Just relax. Just settle down. Okay.	-放松点 别激动了 -好的
[48:43]	I got, like, four pails out of you.	从你胸里挤出来的 大概有4桶奶吧
[48:46]	We should go mom tipping later.	待会得拿出去倒了
[48:48]	Hey, too soon.	这么快就开玩笑吗
[48:49]	Okay, too soon. Way too soon.	太快了吧
[48:51]	Yeah, I agree. I’m just trying to lighten the moo-ood.	说得对 不好意思 我只是想逗母牛开心一下嘛
[48:55]	Moo-ood.	母牛哦
[48:57]	Stop it. I know.	-别开玩笑了 -知道啦
[48:59]	I’m gonna move back to Australia if you don’t stop.	如果你再嘲笑我 我就搬回澳大利亚
[49:02]	Now I can’t stop thinking of them.	现在我脑子里全是笑话了
[49:04]	Okay. Mac…	-马克…-好吧
[49:05]	That was udder-ly traumatic.	这件事在我”乳”齿纯洁的心中留下了阴影
[49:07]	Please stop.	别说了
[49:09]	How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?	你身体的多少成分被震撼到了 2% 1%
[49:12]		双关语 Cheesy的词源是奶酪的意思 这里还是关于奶子的笑话
[49:12]	That was a cheesy one.	这个笑话真俗气
[49:14]	That was good. You like that?	-不错嘛 -你喜欢哦
[49:15]	You did it. See?	你也是能讲笑话的嘛
[49:17]	Yeah?	是吗
[49:18]	But you know what? You hear that?	听见了吗
[49:20]	It’s victory.	这是我们的胜利
[49:21]	We can finally go back to our lives.	我们终于可以好好过日子了
[49:23]	It’s over.	一切都结束了
[49:25]	What the heck are you guys doing here? Where’s Pete?	你们俩来这儿干嘛 皮特呢
[49:27]	I don’t know. At some job fair or some shit.	我不知道 好像是去什么校园招聘会去了
[49:28]	What the heck’s more important than this?	还有什么能比这个见面重要
[49:30]	Hey, I just wanna let you guys know	嘿 我就是想跟你们说一声
[49:32]	that I ate a whole pot brownie before coming in here	来这里之前 我吃了 整整一个大麻巧克力蛋糕
[49:34]	and I am really starting to feel it right now. Yeah.	劲儿慢慢地上头了哦
[49:37]	Why would you do that?	你干嘛要吃
[49:38]	Guys, don’t talk. Please let me handle this.	你们两个不许说话 我来处理
[49:41]	Okay.	好了
[49:44]	“Fraternity severely injures economics Professor.”	“兄弟会严重致伤一名经济学教授”
[49:48]	What is this?	这是啥
[49:50]	It’s a headline.	报纸头条
[49:51]	Is it a good one, or a bad one?	是好头条 还是坏头条
[49:53]	It’s a bad one.	坏的
[49:54]	Yeah, it’s a really bad one.	非常坏的头条
[49:56]	It’s a bad one.	坏头条
[49:58]	I promise you, as the president of delta psi,	作为台达帕普西的主席 我保证
[50:00]	that we will find a way to right this wrong.	我们会想方设法纠正我们的错误
[50:04]	Very sorry about this.	非常抱歉
[50:07]	You know what? That’s it.	算了吧
[50:10]	You’re on probation until the end of the year.	你们到这学期结束之前都留校察看
[50:12]	Okay? You so much as throw a party,	如果你们再因为办爬梯
[50:14]	generate a noise complaint, or end up on any sort of headline,	导致噪音投诉 或者再给我 弄出一个这样的头条
[50:18]	and you are out.	你们就要被取缔
[50:19]	Please don’t put us on probation.	请不要让我们留校察看
[50:21]	What about the end-of-the-year bash, Teddy?	我们学期末的狂欢怎么办 泰迪
[50:23]	I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs.	我们还要名垂青史 我们还买了一堆气压啤酒桶呢
[50:25]	What, is she gonna reimburse us for those kegs?	她会给我们报销那些酒桶吗
[50:27]	Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No.	-你能不能给我们把酒桶报销了 -不能
[50:29]	Scoonie. Not now.	司寇尼 现在别闹
[50:31]	Get out!	滚出去
[50:34]	I’m so sorry.	真抱歉
[50:37]	I just want to let you know,	我想跟你说啊
[50:38]	I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.	来见你之前 我吃了整整一个大麻蛋糕
[50:40]	I’m the opposite of the person you say that to.	你最不应该透露这事的人就是我了
[50:43]	That could have been two strikes, right there.	你这一项就能又算一个大错了
[50:49]	Oh, there he is.	哦 你在这儿呢
[50:51]	Holy shit.	吓死我啦
[50:53]	I’m just kidding. Sort of.	我算是逗你玩儿呢
[50:55]	What’s up, man?	怎么样 兄弟
[50:56]	Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. vp.	副主席 你错过了院长会面啊
[50:58]	I had this job interview, so…	我有工作面试 所以…
[51:00]	No, no, clearly you had more important things to do.	当然了 你自己的事更重要嘛
[51:03]	Yeah.	也是
[51:04]	So, how’d the meeting go?	院长会面怎么样
[51:05]	Oh, it went great. It went great.	挺好
[51:07]	We’re on probation. We can’t party.	我们被留校了 不能再开爬梯了
[51:08]	Shit. That’s a bummer. Mmm-hmm.	该死 真扫兴哦
[51:14]	So, are we cool with what happened last night?	那…昨晚的事怎么说
[51:19]	Bros before hos. Right?	先兄弟 后马子 不是吗
[51:21]	-Yeah. -Right?	-对 -对吗
[51:22]	Yeah, man.	对啊
[51:24]	Junk before trunk.	先JJ 后美臀
[51:27]	All right, balls before dolls.	对啊 先蛋蛋 后花姑娘
[51:28]	Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.	先同僚 后 情妇
[51:31]	Brad pitt before grab clit.	先布拉德皮特 后玩小木耳
[51:33]	Deez nuts before skinny sluts.	先大棒 后瘦干狐狸精
[51:35]	Masturbate before I ask her to date.	先撸管 后约炮
[51:36]	Beef stew before watching the view.	先放屁游戏 后看大妈访谈
[51:39]	Male erection before one direction.	先勃起 后1D
[51:42]	Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.	先超级玛丽 后末路狂花
[51:45]	Bert and Ernie before squirtin’ spermy.	先伯特与厄尼[芝麻街里的基友]后上床欢喜
[51:48]	Man purses before regular purses.	先男人钱包 后…其他钱包
[51:52]	Makes sense. Yeah.	-说的不错 -恩
[51:53]	Sports before genital warts… No, fuckin’. That’s bad.	先运动 后生殖瘤…不要 这个不好
[51:58]	That was a little weird. I’m fading a little bit.	-这个很怪诶 -我有点不在状态了
[51:59]	John madden before…	先约翰·麦登 后…
[52:02]	Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!	阿拉丁里的茉莉
[52:06]	We just said it at the same time!	我们同时说出来的
[52:08]	All right, man, I should probably…	好了 我还有事…
[52:09]	But, I’ll see you back at the house, yeah?	待会我们回去见 好吗
[52:10]	See you, brother.	再见
[52:11]	-All right. Good talk, man. -Later.	-聊得不错 哥们 -待会见
[52:14]	Hey! You delta psi?	嘿 你是台达帕普西兄弟会的吗
[52:16]	Yeah. Are you a delta?	是的 你也是兄弟会的
[52:18]	No, my roommate was.	不 我过去的室友是
[52:19]	I used to wear his ties to get girls.	我总是带着他的领带去勾搭女孩子
[52:22]	You interested in working for at&t?	你对AT&T的工作感兴趣吗
[52:24]	What do you guys do?	你们是做什么的
[52:27]	We’re a giant telecommunications corporation.	我们是一家大型电讯公司
[52:30]	Cell phones. Oh.	-手机啊…-哦
[52:32]	What’s your gpa?	你的平均绩点是多少
[52:34]	Like, low twos.	大概二出头吧
[52:35]	I’m just kidding. High ones.	我在说笑 一点几 将近2
[52:39]	We’re actually looking for candidates	我们想找的员工
[52:41]	that are a little more academically inclined.	最好在成绩上面有所建树
[52:43]	So, you have a nice day.	祝你愉快
[52:46]	What does that mean?	你什么意思
[52:47]	It means you’re too dumb.	就是说你太蠢了
[52:51]	Good luck, bro.	祝你好运 兄弟
[52:55]	I hope we can”build” a great future together.	我希望我们能够共同”建立”美好未来
[52:58]	Architecture joke.	建筑学笑话嘛
[53:00]	I know!	我懂啊
[53:02]	I like to have fun with it.	我喜欢开玩笑
[53:04]	Lame.	无聊
[53:10]	Big Mac! Yo!	老马克
[53:12]	There he is. Hey!	-他坐在这儿呐 -嘿
[53:16]	You know, I was just thinking,	你知道吗 我在想
[53:18]	it would be great to have you and Kelly	你和凯利可以带着你家小公主
[53:21]	and your little princess over for a play date.	来我家一起聚一聚
[53:24]	We’ll put it on the books. Okay, cool. Great.	-我们会考虑的 -好的 行
[53:26]	Sometime soon. I’ll just… I’ll get back to you.	争取就最近吧 我会给你答复的
[53:28]	Yeah. Great.	很好
[53:30]	“And the dog goes, ‘woof, woof, woof, woof!	这时候狗就开始叫 汪汪汪
[53:35]	“‘Woof, woof, woof!'”	汪汪汪
[53:39]	-oh, hi, baby. -How’s it going?	-你好 宝贝 -今天过得怎么样
[53:41]	Oh, good. Yeah, I’m good, I’m fine.	挺好 我挺好的
[53:44]	I’m fine.	我挺好
[53:45]	I’m a bit bored, but I’m fine. I’m fine.	有点点无聊 但是挺好
[53:47]	Yeah, I’m bored, too.	我也很无聊呢
[53:48]	My boss just invited us for a play date,	我老板请咱们去他家聚会
[53:50]	so we can both just kill each other.	然后我们就可以互相残杀了
[53:52]	I kind of miss the rush of messing with the frat.	我开始有点怀念跟兄弟会斗的日子了
[53:55]	I have to go. She’s awake.	我得走了 女儿醒了
[53:57]	Okay, call me after. Call me soon.	好吧 待会给我回电话
[54:06]	Hey, neighbor.	嘿 邻居
[54:14]	Okay. Are you ready?	你准备好没
[54:15]	Me and Kelly, we have found a way	我跟凯利想了一个办法
[54:17]	to give the frat their last strike.	让这些家伙能被三振出局
[54:18]	Get them out of here forever! Out!	-让他们永远离开这里 -离开
[54:20]	Why are we doing this? Didn’t we already win? Remember?	我们为什么还要这么做 难道我们不是已经胜利了吗
[54:23]	“Bros before hos,” that whole thing? It’s over!	“先兄弟后马子”那一套 已经结束了
[54:25]	They’re still fucking there! There’s beer cans on the lawn.	他们仍旧在这里胡闹 啤酒罐扔的到处都是
[54:27]	They’re barbecuing.	他们还烤肉
[54:28]	So?”So?”	-怎么了 -“怎么了”
[54:29]	It smells delicious in here.	烤肉很香啊
[54:31]	Try living next to it. Try living next to it!	你自己试试住他们隔壁
[54:33]	Hey, you guys don’t want to go back to your	你们两个 就是因为不想回到
[54:34]	boring ass lives as parents. That’s what it is.	自己无聊的婚后生活而已吧
[54:36]	I’m surprised and shocked, honestly,	你真让我震惊了
[54:38]	that it is so hard to convince you,	你怎么就这么听不进人话呢
[54:40]	of all people, that this is a good idea.	赶走他们一劳永逸
[54:41]	What?	什么
[54:42]	One of those Childs is having sex with your wife.	那些孩子里 有一个 跟你老婆啪啪啪过
[54:46]	It’s fine. We’re divorced.	无所谓 我们离婚了
[54:49]	Jimmy! Wake up! Wake up, man.	-吉米 醒醒吧 -醒醒吧 哥们
[54:50]	His dick is this big!	他的JJ比我手臂还长
[54:52]	“Hey, homie. I’m gonna fuck your wife with my giant dick.”	“嘿 兄弟 我要用我的巨鸟插你的老婆”
[54:54]	“Oh, my God, this is amazing.”	“天了噜 好爽”
[54:55]	“Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good.”	“天了噜 兄弟 好爽哦”
[55:02]	Okay, enough! Stop imitating!	行了行了 不要再模仿了
[55:04]	I get it! He’s got a huge dick!	我明白 他的JJ那么大
[55:06]	And her vagina,”bye!” It’s ruined!	整个把她的阴道都毁掉了
[55:07]	Destroyed. Gone!	毁掉了 没有了
[55:09]	It’s like when you lend a fat friend your shirt,	就像你把衣服借给一个肥胖的友人
[55:11]	and it comes back, and it’s all stretchy and flappy!	拿回来的时候都撑肥了
[55:13]	Sagging all over the place! It’ll be like this.	就这样晃晃荡荡的
[55:17]	-I’m in! -Yes!	-我加入 -好的
[55:18]	Nice! Nice! Great! Awesome, awesome!	好啊 好
[55:22]	What’s the plan? Okay, okay.	-什么计划 -好的
[55:23]	We’ve been thinking. What gets frats	我们一直在想
[55:25]	kicked out of schools more than anything?	什么事最能让兄弟会被扫地出门呢
[55:27]	Rape!	强奸
[55:30]	I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.	不好意思 不好意思
[55:32]	Hazing scandals. Hazing scandals!	-虐待丑闻 -虐待丑闻啊
[55:35]	You should’ve said it before you let me answer.	你让我回答之前就应该说的嘛
[55:38]	We need all that equipment you bought to spy on Paula.	我们要用一下 你之前买来监视保拉的装备
[55:40]	I didn’t… What?	我没有…说啥呢
[55:44]	Just stop.	别不认账
[55:45]	Look, you just take these spy glasses.	你带上这个监视眼镜
[55:47]	They look totally like normal glasses.	看起来就是普普通通一副眼镜而已
[55:49]	You wear them into the frat house.	你带着它到兄弟会去
[55:50]	Teddy’s gonna start pushing you around	泰迪像往常一样对你动手动脚
[55:52]	and fucking with you, like he always does.	折腾你的时候
[55:53]	Like I’ve seen him do a million times.	我见过好多次了
[55:55]	At that moment, you just push back.	那时候 你就把他一把推开
[55:57]	Okay? Just push back.	记住吗 反击他
[55:59]	The rest will take care of itself.	剩下的事情就顺其自然
[56:01]	He’ll haze the fucking shit out of you.	之后他肯定会凌辱虐待你
[56:02]	It’ll all get caught on this camera.	眼镜上的相机会拍下一切
[56:04]	Delta psi is gone, you’re a free man.	台达帕普西就此被取缔 你重获自由了
[56:07]	Those guys are my brothers.	那些人 是我的兄弟
[56:08]	Your brothers?	兄弟
[56:10]	Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?	兄弟们会那样对待你吗
[56:12]	Think about what they’ve done to you.	想想他们对你做过的事
[56:13]	They dehumanized you.	他们不把你当人看
[56:14]	They treated you like shit. They degraded you.	他们把你当屎一样对待 侮辱你的人格
[56:16]	You’re an animal.	对于他们来说你是动物而已
[56:17]	They called you assjuice.	他们甚至给你起了难听的外号
[56:18]	Assjuice Assjuice.
[56:19]	-Assjuice -Assjuice -Assjuice. -Assjuice.
[56:21]	-Subhuman. -Assjuice.	-非人待遇啊 -Assjuice
[56:22]	Assjuice Assjuice. Assjuice.
[56:24]	Assjuice Assjuice Assjuice. Assjuice.
[56:26]	Assjuice Assjuice Assjuice Assjuice Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
[56:30]	You better eat this fucking dog food, now!	你他妈快点吃下这块狗粮
[56:34]	What’s the lesson?	你得到了什么教训
[56:35]	Don’t go to sleep!	不能睡觉
[56:39]	This is your destiny, assjuice.	Assjuice 这是你的宿命
[56:42]	Assjuice Assjuice Assjuice Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
[56:45]	Assjuice Assjuice Assjuice! Assjuice!
[56:47]	I don’t know.	我不知道诶
[56:48]	Everyone breaks, bro.	每个人都会崩溃
[56:49]	Biology.	这是生物学
[56:51]	That’s from zero dark thirty.	语出刺杀本拉登
[56:54]	You guys don’t get it.	你们根本不能理解
[56:56]	I’ve gone through hell.	我已经经历了地狱
[56:58]	I’m not gonna throw that all away now.	我才不会就此放弃
[57:00]	You know how many bjs I’ve been promised?	你知道他们承诺给我多少次口交吗
[57:03]	Infinite bjs.	无数的口交
[57:05]	Infinite. Infinite.	无数次 无数次
[57:07]	Infinite bjs.	无数次的口交
[57:09]	Delta psi forever, ya bish.	台达帕普西万岁 婊子们
[57:17]	We’ll give you $1,000.	我们给你一千块钱
[57:19]	Okay. I’m in.	好的 我干
[57:21]	Nice! That was good! That was good. That was really good.	好样的
[57:25]	That was good. That was sexy, too.	不错 你戴上很性感
[57:27]	He looks like j.J. Abrams.	他好像J·J·艾布拉姆斯
[57:29]	You look good. It looks okay. I think it’s okay.	挺帅嘛 不错 不错的
[57:31]	Move, elephants! Move! Keep marching.	走啊 大象 前进
[57:35]	March!	前进
[57:39]	I’m not doing this anymore.	我做不下去了
[57:40]	Get back in line, assjuice!	Assjuice 回到队伍中去
[57:42]	Get back in line!	快回去
[57:43]	Fuck you. I am not an elephant!	你去死吧 我不是什么大象
[57:45]	What did you just say to me?	你刚才说什么
[57:46]	I am not an elephant!	我不是大象
[57:48]	He’s doing it. He’s doing it.	他在反击了
[57:49]	I’m a human man! I have dignity!	我也是人 也有自尊
[57:52]	We all have dignity! Yes, assjuice, yes!	-我们都有自尊 -Assjuice 厉害
[57:54]	Our names are not fuckhead, or jizzface,	我们的名字不是脑残货 高潮脸
[57:57]	or lea Michele.	也不是莉亚·米歇尔
[57:58]	Lea Michele from glee? That’s actually funny.	-莉亚·米歇尔 演欢乐合唱团那个 -真有意思
[57:59]	Yeah, that’s really funny.	好有意思哦
[58:00]	It’s Evan.	他叫埃文
[58:04]	And Brendan.	这是布伦丹
[58:06]	And Juan.	还有胡安
[58:07]	So, fuck you.	你麻痹去死吧
[58:09]	Haze me. Say it.	有种你就骂我啊
[58:11]	Say it! Come on! Say it, Teddy.	快点啊泰迪 羞辱他啊
[58:13]	I will haze you until your fucking face falls off!	我他妈的要骂到你没脸见人
[58:15]	Yeah!	好耶
[58:18]	You’re in so much fucking trouble. Come with me, pledge.	你这次要死了 滚过来
[58:25]	Fuck him up, Teddy.	泰迪 弄死他
[58:29]	I’m sorry. I’ll do anything.	对不起哦 你让我干什么都可以
[58:36]	What’s going on, Gary?	加里 你怎么了
[58:39]	Are you okay, man? You seem distraught.	你没事吧 你看起来心烦意乱的
[58:42]	I mean, you’ve always been, in my opinion, like, our strongest pledge,	在我心中 你一直是我们最棒的新人
[58:45]	and now you’re talking back.	现在你却跟我顶嘴
[58:46]	I’m fucking scared, man. I’m tired all the time.	-我好怕 好累 -怕么
[58:51]	Fucking tired. I miss my mom.	累成狗 我想我妈妈
[58:53]	Oh, no, assjuice.	不要这样 Assjuice
[58:54]	Breaking? The guy was right.	那个人说人都会崩溃 说的挺对的
[58:55]	Everybody breaks.	每个人都会崩溃
[58:56]	Okay. I’ll tell you what.	好吧 我跟你说
[58:57]	You go up to my room.	你去我房间里
[58:59]	Lock the door, draw yourself a bath. Relax.	锁上门 好好洗个澡放松一下
[59:02]	“Draw yourself a bath”?	“洗个澡”
[59:03]	Catch up on some z’s, okay? Take a nap.	好好休息一下 睡一会
[59:05]	Full season of girls up there in the dvr.	录像机里有一整季的《都市女孩》
[59:07]	We never planned for nice.	没想到他这么和蔼
[59:08]	Thanks for talking to me, brother. All right?	你能跟我谈心 我很感激
[59:10]	You can always come to me with this kind of stuff, all right?	以后这种事你也可以跟我求助 知道吗
[59:14]	You’re doing a great job. See you upstairs.	你做的不错 待会我们楼上见
[59:23]	I’m sorry, guys. He’s too good of a dude.	不好意思 他人太好了
[59:26]	No! Teddy!	-不要啊 -泰迪
[59:30]	What’s up? Yeah, one more thing.	-怎么了 -还有一件事
[59:31]	These glasses, there’s a camera in them.	-没有事了 -这个眼镜里有隐藏摄像头
[59:35]	No!	完了
[59:37]	The asset’s gone rogue.	一切都完了
[59:38]	So the fraternity would get dissolved.	…这样他们才能扳倒兄弟会
[59:44]	And this isn’t the first time.	这已经不是第一次了
[59:45]	No, no, no, no. They flooded the basement.	之前 他们还放水淹了地下室
[59:47]	They got brother Pete to hook up with sister Brooke.	他们骗皮特兄弟跟布鲁克姐姐调情
[59:50]	It’s okay. They’ve been after us for weeks.	-真对不起 -没事 -他们已经盯上我们很久了
[59:53]	No! He’s telling him everything!	拜托 他居然什么都说了
[59:55]	Oh, my God! Jesus Christ, guys!	上帝啊 伙伴们
[1:00:00]	Wait.	等等
[1:00:02]	He’s looking at us.	他是在看我们吗
[1:00:03]	What are you doing? He’s looking at us.	-干什么呢 -他在看我们
[1:00:06]	You guys just crossed the fucking line. You’re dead.	你们玩过界就死定了
[1:00:09]	We’re dead?	死定了
[1:00:12]	Oh, God! Oh, my God! That was scary.	天噜 还挺吓人的
[1:00:13]	Come on, guys. Jesus.	拜托了…
[1:00:15]	How do you turn these off?	这东西怎么关的
[1:00:17]	It’s on the side.	在边上
[1:00:20]	We’re gonna go to the shops	我们要逛街啦
[1:00:23]	then we’re gonna go to mommy and me	然后我们一起去看
[1:00:26]	and see all those bitches that I hate	那些我痛恨的小婊砸
[1:00:30]	it’s gonna be really boring	一定会很无聊咯
[1:00:34]	but we’ll get out of the house!	不过能出门还是好的
[1:00:45]	I think the frat has broken into the car	我想兄弟会的人把我们车里的
[1:00:47]	and stolen all of the airbags.	安全气囊都偷走了
[1:00:48]	Airbags? Yeah.	-安全气囊 -是的
[1:00:50]	That’s so weird. Is anything else missing?	太奇怪了 别的东西丢了没有
[1:00:52]	No! Okay.	-没有 -好吧
[1:00:54]	Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?	他们为什么要偷安全气囊呢
[1:00:55]	I don’t know. We should file a police report…	我不知道 我们先报警…
[1:01:03]	What the fuck?	搞毛啊
[1:01:05]	Oh, shit!	该死的
[1:01:08]	Found the airbags!	找到安全气囊了
[1:01:12]	There’s three left!	还剩三个
[1:01:14]	Fuck!	草哦
[1:01:16]	Two left!	还剩两个
[1:01:18]	Jimmy, are you okay?	吉米 你还好吗
[1:01:20]	I’m fine!	我没事
[1:01:21]	It wasn’t as bad as it seemed. I’m fine.	没有看起来的那么糟糕 我没事
[1:01:24]	Delta psi has the upper hand!	台达帕普西暂时领先
[1:01:26]	We went too far now. This is dangerous.	我们玩的也太过分了 这样很危险的
[1:01:29]	We did not go too far.	我们没有过分
[1:01:31]	Now is when we get them back even more.	现在我们要更加激烈地反击
[1:01:33]	Do you see what they fucking did to me?	你看到了吗 这些人把我整成什么样了
[1:01:35]	We don’t stop now!	现在我们不能停手
[1:01:35]	So, what it’s gonna be next? They’re gonna break into the house?	那接下来怎样 他们万一闯入我们家里怎么办
[1:01:37]	You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.	-不会的 -你成熟点好吗 你的家人有危险了
[1:01:41]	I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up.	-我成熟 -是啊 你要成熟点
[1:01:43]	One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship.	在我们的婚姻中总得有个人成熟一点
[1:01:46]	That’s not only offensive, but it’s fucking stupid.	-你以为你就不用负责吗 -你这样说既伤人又愚蠢
[1:01:49]	It’s offensive that I’m saying that you should be smart?	你觉得我说你聪明很伤人吗
[1:01:51]	Yes, it’s offensive that I have to be the smart one all the time!	当然 你总认为我理所应当地做聪明的那个
[1:01:54]	I’m allowed to be just as irresponsible as you.	我也有像你一样不该负责的权利
[1:01:56]	Well, that’s how it works! I’m the dumb guy,	婚姻生活不就是这样吗 我是蠢丈夫
[1:01:58]	and you’re the woman who’s supposed to	而你应该是那个阻止蠢丈夫
[1:01:59]	stop the dumb guy from doing dumb shit!	的聪明妻子
[1:02:01]	Haven’t you ever seen a fucking Kevin James movie?	你他妈没看过凯文·詹姆斯那电影吗
[1:02:03]	We can’t both be Kevin James. I’m Kevin James!	我们不能都当凯文·詹姆斯 我才是凯文·詹姆斯
[1:02:05]	I have a little bit of Kevin James in me.	我内心也有一点凯文·詹姆斯呢
[1:02:07]	Clearly, you’re the one who knows better,	本来你平时就总是更聪明
[1:02:09]	so you should know better.	所以这种蠢事应该你来负责
[1:02:11]	You know that I’m not like that, and I’ve never been like that.	你知道我没有更聪明
[1:02:14]	Well, maybe you should be. That’s never been me.	-那就学着聪明点啊 -我不需要
[1:02:15]	Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean	虽然我现在当妈妈了
[1:02:17]	that I’m gonna change who I am.	那也不意味着我要做出多少改变
[1:02:20]	It doesn’t mean I can stop doing mushrooms with teenagers.	那也不意味着 我不能再跟青少年混迷幻蘑菇吃了
[1:02:24]	Fine! Fine!	-很好 -很好
[1:02:25]	Okay, Kevin, I don’t think we’re a good team anymore.	好吧 凯文·詹姆斯 咱们不再是合作团队了
[1:02:28]	The team is breaking up. Yep.	-我们可以散伙了 -好的
[1:02:29]	This worked before we had Stella, but…	我们生斯特拉之前可能有效…
[1:02:31]	Now it doesn’t. It doesn’t work anymore.	不过现在不行了
[1:02:33]	Yeah, because someone refuses to grow up.	因为有人不愿成熟起来
[1:02:34]	Fine. Okay. Fine then.	-好吧 -好的
[1:02:35]	You go find your nagging wife that you	你去找你想要的唠叨老婆吧
[1:02:37]	want to find, and I’ll go find a real man.	我要去找个真爷们
[1:02:39]	Fine! Good to know. Fine.	-好啊 感谢通知 -好
[1:02:40]	I don’t feel safe here, just in case you didn’t know.	我现在在这个家没有安全感
[1:02:43]	Well, that’s crazy.	你是胡说的
[1:02:44]	I’m gonna take our child and go.	我要带走女儿走了
[1:02:47]	Because this is perhaps the safest place on the planet,	这座房子明明是 世界上最安全的地方
[1:02:50]	just so you know!	我就这么一说
[1:02:51]	You’re kidnapping our baby! Asshole!	-你绑架我女儿 -混蛋
[1:02:53]	Don’t kidnap our baby!	别绑架我们的孩子
[1:02:54]	I’m gonna put out an Amber fucking alert!	我要发布黄色警戒
[1:02:56]	Enjoy the house by yourself, you child!	你自己一个人住着吧 小屁孩
[1:02:58]	This is safer than the white house!	这里明明比白宫还要安全
[1:03:02]	Dude, we missed the airbag!	哥们儿 我们错过了安全气囊
[1:03:04]	Kelly, there’s one left!	凯利 就剩下一个了
[1:03:06]	It could be anywhere!	可能在任何地方
[1:03:12]	Hey, man, do you think, maybe we’re going, like, way too far with this?	老兄 你觉不觉得我们做的有点过了
[1:03:17]	I mean, as a child of divorce, I just…	作为一个家长离婚的小孩 我…
[1:03:19]	I can’t help it, I sympathize with them.	我忍不住同情他们诶
[1:03:22]	Well, my parents love each other, and I think it’s hilarious.	我家长很相爱 所以我觉得这一切都挺搞笑的
[1:03:44]	Fuck!	哦草
[1:03:46]	Fuckers! Fuck!	该死的
[1:04:18]	Shalom, Mac.	你好 马克
[1:04:20]	Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.	嘿
[1:04:23]	How’s it going? I’m sorry.	-你没事吧 -真对不起
[1:04:24]	I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry.	太对不起了
[1:04:26]	I love you so much. I’m so sorry.	我好爱你 对不起哦
[1:04:27]	I love you, I’m sorry.	对不起
[1:04:28]	I was so stupid.	我太傻了
[1:04:30]	What a stupid fucking fight to have.	这场争吵根本就是没意义的
[1:04:32]	No, I was stupid. I’m really, really sorry.	-我也够蠢的 -真抱歉
[1:04:33]	I’m so sorry. It was so dumb.	对不起 我太傻了
[1:04:34]	It was really dumb. I love you so much, okay?	-吵架太不应该了 -我太爱你了 知道吗
[1:04:36]	Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you.	-你还喜欢我吗 -喜欢啊
[1:04:39]	Okay, good. I love you. Okay.	好了 我爱你
[1:04:41]	She’s so crazy.	她太疯了
[1:04:42]	She’s still behind you.	她还在你后边站着呢
[1:04:54]	Lame, isn’t it, Pete?	真无聊啊 你说呢 皮特
[1:05:03]	You’re really villaining out in here.	你还真是神神秘秘的
[1:05:06]	What’s lame? What’s going on?	你说什么无聊 怎么了
[1:05:08]	Lame that we’re on probation.	我们被留校 很无聊啊
[1:05:11]	We’re not gonna end up on this thing.	我们没法上这面墙了
[1:05:13]	That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right?	确实很不爽 但是上了这墙又有什么意义
[1:05:17]	No, man. I just mean, like, you’re the president, you know?	-你说什么 -我是说 反正你是主席嘛
[1:05:22]	If you want to be up there so bad, just put your picture up.	你那么想上墙 你把自己的照片挂上去不就得了
[1:05:24]	No one’s gonna stop you.	也没人会阻止你的
[1:05:25]	Because then I didn’t earn it.	因为我不是凭借真正实力上的墙
[1:05:28]	It doesn’t mean anything if you don’t earn it.	如果你没做什么实事 上墙也没有意义啊
[1:05:31]	Who cares?	谁管你
[1:05:33]	“Who cares?”	“谁管你”
[1:05:36]	Are you kidding me?	你开玩笑嘛
[1:05:40]	You’re the vp, man.	你是我的副主席
[1:05:45]	Dude, that was four years ago, okay?	现在都过去4年了好吗
[1:05:48]	We were fucking virgins. All right?	当时我们都是处男 好吧
[1:05:50]	We’re about to be, like, adults now.	现在 我们都要成大人了
[1:05:52]	In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.	两周后我们毕业了 这一切都没意义了
[1:05:55]	I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it’s all bullshit, right?	我说 你知道这面墙上的故事都是假的吧
[1:06:00]	Like, my brother’s fraternity also thinks they invented beer pong.	我哥的兄弟会还说他们也发明了兵乓啤酒呢
[1:06:03]	Well, your brother is a liar.	你哥是胡说的
[1:06:05]	All right, let’s put that down.	放下这个 好好说话
[1:06:07]	Dude, I don’t want you to take this the wrong way,	兄弟 我不想让你误解
[1:06:09]	but I think you’re freaking out	但是我觉得 你对于自己
[1:06:11]	about what you’re gonna do next year.	明年要做什么感到恐惧
[1:06:13]	What?	什么
[1:06:14]	I’m trying to be your friend, okay?	我只是当你朋友给你说这些
[1:06:16]	But I don’t know why you try to hide this stuff from me.	我不知道你干嘛不跟我谈谈这些感受
[1:06:18]	I’m a psychology minor, you know that.	我副业修心理科的啊
[1:06:20]	“I’m a psychology minor.”	“我副业修心理科的啊”
[1:06:21]	Dude, why do you think you’re so obsessed	兄弟 你知道为什么你如此放不下
[1:06:23]	with that old couple next door, all right?	隔壁那对夫妇吗
[1:06:25]	It’s because they remind you of the future.	因为他们让你想到未来的自己
[1:06:27]	I’m sorry, but it’s true.	对不起 但这是事实
[1:06:28]	What the fuck are you talking about?	你他妈在说什么
[1:06:30]	You’re trying to be my friend? Yes!	-你是拿我当朋友对吗 -是啊
[1:06:31]	Well, why don’t you go fuck my girlfriend again?	那你干嘛不再去跟我女朋友来一炮呢
[1:06:33]	What? Yeah.	-什么 -对
[1:06:35]	I thought we were over that. What are you…	我以为我们已经冰释前嫌了 你怎么…
[1:06:36]	How the fuck could I be cool with that, man?	我怎么可能原谅你
[1:06:38]	You had sex with my girlfriend!	你睡了我的女朋友
[1:06:40]	What are you… We said all those things, all right?	我们不是说了那些押韵的打油诗吗
[1:06:42]	They rhymed! What the hell was that?	现在你又反目…
[1:06:44]	We said some shit that rhymed? Are you crazy, man?	押韵的打油诗 你疯了吗
[1:06:47]	You don’t think I was clearly trying to mask how I really felt,	那些烂玩意怎么可能让我原谅你 你没看出来吗
[1:06:52]	so I tried to bro out with you?	我只是假装大度 继续跟你做兄弟而已
[1:06:53]	I don’t know! You’re a good actor!	我怎么会知道 你演得太好了
[1:06:55]	What the fuck am I supposed to think?	我他妈该怎么想
[1:06:57]	Get the fuck out of here!	快滚出去
[1:06:58]	God! Dude, take your shit out on someone else, all right?	天噜 你有气找别人撒好吗
[1:07:01]	This isn’t about me. Okay.	-这事又不是我的错 -行
[1:07:02]	That’s right, Pete. Walk away.	他说得对 皮特 快滚吧
[1:07:06]	Bitch. Oh, my God.	婊砸
[1:07:09]	Scoonie put his dick in your mouth	司寇尼有天在你睡觉的时候
[1:07:11]	while you were sleeping, bitch!	把他的JJ放进你嘴里了 婊砸
[1:07:13]	Uh-uh. I wasn’t asleep.	不 我才没睡觉
[1:07:34]	One sec!	等一下
[1:07:37]	Get your knees in there.	把腿放进去
[1:07:39]	There you go.	好啦
[1:07:43]	Hey, neighbor.	你好啊 邻居
[1:07:46]	What the fuck do you want, man?	你还想怎么样
[1:07:47]	Hi, how’s it going?	你好 最近怎么样
[1:07:49]	What do you want? It’s over. Yeah.	你还想怎样 都结束了
[1:07:50]	You won. There’s nothing else.	你赢了 我们不想继续了
[1:07:52]	We’re just getting started.	我们才刚刚开始呢
[1:07:53]	I know what you might be thinking.	我知道你们脑子里想的什么
[1:07:55]	“Teddy is gonna graduate this year	泰迪明年就要毕业了
[1:07:57]	“and everything’s gonna be fine.”	然后一切就都会平息
[1:07:58]	But it won’t.	不会的
[1:08:00]	Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.	几周后 学期结束 我们的留校察看也就结束了
[1:08:03]	There’s gonna be hundreds and thousands of teddys living	还会有千百个泰迪前仆后继地
[1:08:07]	next door to you for all time.	住在你家隔壁
[1:08:08]	Because”Teddy” is just an idea.	泰迪只是一个符号
[1:08:12]	It’s over. It’s over, man.	都结束了好吗
[1:08:13]	It’s over? Okay, it’s over, it’s over, it’s over.	没错 结束了
[1:08:15]	I just have one thing I wanted to say.	我只想说一件事
[1:08:17]	This entire time, your daughter is gonna be growing up	在这段时间里 你们的女儿
[1:08:20]	watching all these young, shirtless men next door,	将会看着隔壁无数个年轻赤膊的汉子长大
[1:08:22]	and we’re gonna be watching right back.	而我们也会看回去
[1:08:25]	You’re a bad boy! Get off our porch.	你这人咋这么坏 快滚开
[1:08:28]	Delta psi, bitch. Now! I’m gonna call the police!	-台达帕普西万岁 婊砸 -快滚 我要报警了
[1:08:29]	Get off!	滚
[1:08:32]	We are not moving.	我们绝不搬家
[1:08:33]	No. They are.	不 我们逼他们搬
[1:08:36]	The problem is that they’re on probation.	问题是现在 他们被留校察看了
[1:08:37]	I know. They’re being careful.	-我知道 -也就是说他们现在行事更小心了
[1:08:39]	They’re never gonna do anything ridiculous,	以前那些荒唐事他们再也不会干了
[1:08:40]	What would be great is if they didn’t think they were on probation.	所以我们就要让他们以为自己脱离留校察看了
[1:08:49]	Our probation’s been lifted! Our probation’s been lifted!	我们的留校察看被撤销了
[1:08:53]	Our probation’s been lifted!	我们的留校察看被撤销了
[1:08:56]	Yeah, this is amazing.	真不错
[1:08:58]	I want a baby. I’m gonna have a baby.	我也想要个孩子
[1:09:00]	You don’t want a baby. Oh, I do.	-你可不想 -我真的想要
[1:09:02]	Would you be my surrogate, Kelly?	你愿意当我的代孕妈妈吗 凯利
[1:09:03]	No! Dude, don’t ask that.	-不 -老兄 别这么问
[1:09:05]	Don’t be so fucking offended. It’s not like we’re gonna have sex.	不要用这么受伤的语气 我又没说要跟她上床
[1:09:09]	-I would masturbate into her. -That’s not how it works.	-我可以自己撸到她里面啊 -代孕不是这样的
[1:09:11]	Oh, shit. Teddy just tweeted.	泰迪刚刚发推特了
[1:09:14]	What?	什么
[1:09:16]	Tomorrow night, party’s on.	明天晚上大爬梯
[1:09:18]	There’ll be food, blankets. It’s gonna be great.	今晚有免费爬梯 有吃的 有毛毯 会很不错的
[1:09:21]	We’re back on the air with dirty boy.	坏小子正在直播 接下来我们来接听听众热线
[1:09:22]	All right, caller, what’s your name?	来电听众 请问你叫什么名字
[1:09:26]	This is nutsack calling over from delta psi.	我是台达帕普西兄弟会的毛蛋蛋
[1:09:30]	What’s up, nutsack?	你好 毛蛋蛋
[1:09:32]	We’re having a huge rager tonight.	我们今晚要举行狂欢
[1:09:33]	You know what brings people to a party more than anything?	你知道如何给爬梯 招揽更多客人吗
[1:09:36]	This is mark wahlberg.	名人效应 我是马克·沃尔伯格
[1:09:38]	If you don’t come to this party,	如果你不来参加我们的爬梯
[1:09:40]	I’m gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich.	我就要对准嘴给你来上一拳
[1:09:41]	Oh, my gosh. This is Anne hathaway.	哦天了噜 我是安妮·海瑟薇
[1:09:44]	I want to ask you to the party this weekend	我邀请你们这周末
[1:09:46]	that I’m having with friends.	跟我的朋友一起来这个有趣的爬梯
[1:09:48]	Hello. This is Julia child.	你好 我是茱莉亚·蔡尔德
[1:09:50]	Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party?	嗨 亲爱的 你要爬梯嘛
[1:09:53]	The question is, do you want to party?	问题是 你们想要爬梯嘛
[1:09:55]	Right there.	就在这里
[1:09:56]	You, too, deadwood. There you go.	枯树干 也给你一张吧
[1:09:57]	See you guys.	晚上见哦
[1:09:59]	Hey, it’s ray Romano. What are you doin’?	大家好 我是雷·罗曼诺
[1:10:03]	No, this is ray Romano and…	你说错了 应该是这样 我是雷·罗曼诺
[1:10:04]	No, this is ray Romano…	我说的是对的
[1:10:04]	Who is ray Romano?	雷·罗曼诺到底是谁
[1:10:07]	This is president Barack Obama,	我是奥巴马总统
[1:10:09]	telling you to come to a great party	我号召大家今晚都来参加
[1:10:12]	this evening at 2203 west olmstead.	在奥姆斯特德西街2033号举行的爬梯
[1:10:15]	Peace, nigga.	好运啊 哥们
[1:10:36]	Gentlemen, we are fortunate members	先生么 我们幸运地继承了
[1:10:38]	of a prestigious lineage of extraordinary gentlemen.	杰出先辈的荣耀血统
[1:10:43]	We are delta psi beta.	我们是台达帕普西 Beta兄弟会
[1:10:46]	Delta psi!	台达帕普西
[1:10:50]	Now, there is no higher honor in delta psi than making it onto the wall.	在我们兄弟会 登上那面墙是至上荣耀
[1:10:56]	And this year, we will make it on that wall.	这一年 我们终会登上这面墙
[1:11:00]	People have hot-boxed showers.	人们发明过大麻熏浴室
[1:11:02]	They’ve hot-boxed cars.	大麻熏车厢
[1:11:04]	Attics. Caves. Fire trucks.	大麻熏阁楼 大麻熏洞 大麻熏消防车
[1:11:06]	Porta-potties. Private planes.	大麻熏厕所 大麻熏飞机
[1:11:08]	But tonight, forget the hot-box.	今晚 让我们忘了那些吧
[1:11:11]	I give you the hot house.	隆重介绍 大麻屋
[1:12:30]	Holy shit.	妈的
[1:12:32]	This party is getting out of control.	爬梯已经脱离控制了
[1:12:34]	This is strike three. This is crazy.	-这绝对可以三振出局了 -太疯狂了
[1:12:35]	Strike three. Yes!	-三振出局 -好耶
[1:12:38]	Yes, hello. This is the president of the neighborhood watch.	你好 我是街区委员会主席
[1:12:41]	There is a giant party at 2203 west olmstead right now.	奥姆斯特德西街2203号正在举行爬梯
[1:12:45]	They’re yelling and fighting. The ringleader’s name is scoonie.	又吵又闹 领头的是一个叫司寇尼的
[1:12:49]	He’s a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick.	他是个长了个大JJ的瘦猴
[1:12:51]	Come on, come on. Stay on message! I’m sorry.	-拜托 不要扯远了 -对不起
[1:12:54]	We have a disturbance at 2203 west olmstead.	奥姆斯特德西街2203号有噪音扰民案件
[1:12:57]	10-4.	收到
[1:13:01]	What is this? Is this our flyer?	这是什么东西 我们的传单吗
[1:13:03]	No, we do everything online!	不是 我们都是在网上宣传的
[1:13:05]	Who makes flyers anymore?	现在谁还用传单
[1:13:07]	Fucking old people!	那群老混蛋
[1:13:08]	Old people?	老混蛋
[1:13:10]	Thumbsucker! Let me see the letter from the school, man!	吞雷货 让我看看学校的解禁令
[1:13:18]	Our school’s insignia is in Latin.	我们的校徽上面写的是拉丁语
[1:13:20]	This is in Jewish!	这里写的是希伯来语
[1:13:22]	What? We’re not off probation!	-什么 -我们的留校察看没有被取消
[1:13:23]	The old people have the upper hand.	那些老混蛋在耍我们
[1:13:25]	We got to get everyone out of here!	快把人物都疏散出去
[1:13:26]	We got to get everybody…	大家一起来…
[1:13:27]	Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!	呼呼呼
[1:13:30]	Guys!	伙伴们
[1:13:32]	Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!	呼呼呼
[1:13:42]	Shit, they’re hootie-hooing!	妈的 他们开始哄人了
[1:13:43]	What? They’re fucking hootie-hooing.	-什么 -他们在呼呼呼
[1:13:44]	What does that mean?	什么是呼呼呼
[1:13:47]	-I don’t get it! -It’s from an outkast song.	-我不明白 -就是流浪者组合的那首歌
[1:13:56]	Okay, okay, we fucking get it! I get it. I get it.	-行了别唱了 -明白了
[1:13:58]	That’s the song. How could they know that’s happening?	-就是这个歌曲 -他们怎么会识破我们
[1:13:59]	How do they know something’s wrong?	他们怎么会知道我们在耍他们
[1:14:00]	It’s because of the Hebrew.	应该是因为希伯来语
[1:14:03]	I put a little Hebrew in the school sign,	我在学校校徽里加了一句希伯来语
[1:14:04]	you know, like a coded game.	好像解码游戏
[1:14:05]	What? What?	什么
[1:14:06]	Check this out. Inside the school seal,	你看啊 在他们的校徽里面
[1:14:08]	I put sof hamisschak,	我写了一句 Sof Hamisschak
[1:14:10]	which is Hebrew for”game over.”	希伯来语就是”玩儿完”的意思
[1:14:12]	What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why did you do that?	你有病吗 你干嘛要写那个
[1:14:15]	-Stop hitting me. -That’s so stupid!	-别打我呀 -你真蠢
[1:14:16]	Like at the end of a heist, you leave your calling card.	不是 就像一个示意 在作案之后留下一张名片
[1:14:19]	It’s like,”they got us again.”	他们就会很沮丧 “唉 又让他们得逞了”的感觉
[1:14:21]	One big difference, the heist isn’t done!	很大的不同是 我们还没作完案呢
[1:14:23]	We’re mid-fucking-heist, genius!	我们正在作呢 天才
[1:14:37]	Everybody out! Party’s over!	大家都出去 爬梯结束了
[1:14:40]	Let’s go! This is not a fucking drill!	这不是演习 快出去
[1:14:42]	Stop standing around! Let’s go!	不要逗留了 马上离开
[1:14:44]	Drinks down! No alcohol outside! Get the fuck out of here!	把酒喝干净 不要带到外面去 大家快离开
[1:14:48]	Party’s over! Dirty Santa, let’s go!	爬梯结束了 圣诞老人 快走吧
[1:14:51]	Everyone’s clearing out. Oh, my God!	他们在清场了
[1:14:52]	Everyone’s leaving!	大家都走了
[1:14:54]	This isn’t a strike! It’s not a strike if everyone’s leaving!	大家都走了就不能三振出局了
[1:14:57]	Shit!	妈的
[1:14:59]	It’s Watkins.	我是沃特金斯警官
[1:15:00]	Looks like the party shut down.	看起来爬梯已经结束了
[1:15:05]	Cops are here.	警察来了
[1:15:07]	Fuck me! Shit! They’re sending garf out to talk to him.	妈的 他们让加菲去跟警察交涉了
[1:15:09]	He’s so charming, he’ll get the cop to leave.	那孩子很有魅力 警察一定会被他说走的
[1:15:11]	Yo, is there a party going on around here?	听说你们这里在开爬梯
[1:15:12]	No, no. There was, but I shut that down.	没有 刚才有 我让他们都离开了
[1:15:15]	You got nothing to worry about, officer.	警官 你就不用担心啦
[1:15:17]	That’s really responsible of you guys.	你们真是负责的好青年
[1:15:18]	You must’ve heard we were coming.	你们一定知道我要来了吧
[1:15:20]	Look, we’re in a nice neighborhood. We want to be good neighbors.	我知道我们的小区很和睦 我们也想做和睦的一员
[1:15:23]	It’s the least we could do, you know?	这是我们力所能及的事嘛
[1:15:25]	We appreciate that, man.	嗯 我很感激啊
[1:15:26]	I’m gonna go now. No.	-我得走了 -别着急啊
[1:15:28]	You’re not trying to get rid of me, are you?	你不是想赶我走吧
[1:15:29]	No. No.	哪有啊
[1:15:32]	We’ve got to save… Come on, we’re so close!	我们还能挽回吗 我们马上就成功了
[1:15:34]	We gotta save this. What do we do? Okay, okay, okay.	-我们要挽救一下啊 -好的
[1:15:36]	Teddy’s room. We got to sneak into Teddy’s room.	我们要到泰迪的房间去
[1:15:37]	Fuse box. We’ll turn the party back on.	我们要找到保险丝盒 让他们继续爬梯
[1:15:39]	Get the party going again. Get the party started.	-让爬梯重新开起来 -嗯 让他们重新爬梯
[1:15:41]	Let’s go. Get the party started! Come on!	我们走 让他们重新爬梯
[1:15:42]	Grab the monitor. Grab the monitor.	带上监视器
[1:15:44]	What are you doing? I’m sneaking.	-你在做毛 -悄悄潜入啊
[1:15:46]	What the fuck?	搞毛啊
[1:15:48]	Don’t worry about it.	别这样
[1:15:49]	Is that your real name? Garf?	你原名就叫加菲吗
[1:15:51]	Well, Garfield.	我叫加菲尔德
[1:15:52]	Garfield. Garfield, yeah. Yeah.	-加菲尔德 -对 加菲尔德
[1:15:55]	Like the cat. My father… yeah.	-就像加菲猫一样 -我爸的名字…也是
[1:15:56]	“I hate mondays!”	“我讨厌礼拜一”
[1:15:58]	“I hate mondays!”	“我讨厌礼拜一”
[1:16:00]	“I love lasagna!”	“我喜欢宽面条”
[1:16:06]	Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself.	快学学猫咪 装个逼或者舔舔手
[1:16:11]	Okay. All right.	好吧
[1:16:20]	I love fucking with you when you high, man.	我最喜欢逗嗑药嗨了的人了
[1:16:28]	Get the hell out of here.	快离开这里
[1:16:29]	Everybody out! Hootie-hoo! Let’s go!	大家都出去 呼呼呼 该走了
[1:16:33]	All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie-hoo!	快走吧兄弟 呼呼呼
[1:16:36]	What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What the…	你他妈有病吗
[1:16:39]	That was, like, a distraction so they couldn’t see what was going on.	我只是让他们放松警惕而已
[1:16:41]	Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay.	-别计较了 挺管用的 -好吧
[1:16:42]	Yeah. There wasn’t anything behind it.	你以为我真的对你有意思吗
[1:16:43]	You used so much tongue!	你用太多舌头了
[1:16:45]	Upstairs clear!	楼上清干净了
[1:16:52]	Hey. Do not let anyone upstairs, you got me?	任何人都不许上楼去 知道吗
[1:16:55]	Yes, sir.	知道了
[1:17:05]	Holy fuck.	见鬼
[1:17:11]	What was that?	怎么回事
[1:17:13]	Shaggy, Scooby, jizzface, let’s investigate!	茸茸毛 史酷比 高潮脸 我们来调查
[1:17:18]	It’s open. It’s open.	门开着
[1:17:32]	He’s right there! He’s right there!	他在里面
[1:17:34]	What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?	我们怎么办 怎么办
[1:17:35]	We got to get him out of there! Distraction.	-我们得让他出来 -障眼法
[1:17:37]	Okay, distraction. What? What do we do?	好吧 障眼法 怎么障
[1:17:39]	I’m gonna jump off the balcony. What?	-我从楼梯上跳下去 -什么
[1:17:43]	No, no, why? Why? No! What?	-不要 为什么啊 -你干嘛
[1:17:47]	Oh, God!	哦 天啊
[1:17:51]	Fuck! Shit, shit. Go!	妈的 躲起来
[1:17:56]	What the fuck?	搞什么
[1:18:01]	Nice. He’s gone.	好了 他走了
[1:18:02]	He’s gone.	他走了
[1:18:04]	Come on, come on! Damn it!	妈的
[1:18:06]	123 One, two, three?
[1:18:08]	No!	不对
[1:18:12]	My God, Jesus!	上帝啊
[1:18:14]	What the hell, bro?	你怎么搞的 老兄
[1:18:15]	What up, Teddy?	泰迪 你好啊
[1:18:16]	What the fuck?	搞毛
[1:18:17]	“Boobs” upside down!	“胸部”的拼写倒过来
[1:18:18]	I can’t do”boob.” I can do”Bob.”	那是四个字母 这里只有三位
[1:18:20]	I can do”cock.” I can do”c-o-k.”	我试试JJ 试试C-o-k
[1:18:22]	Sixty-nine?	-试试69 -密码是三位数的
[1:18:23]	What other stupid number combinations are there?	还有什么二逼的数字组合啊
[1:18:27]	I’ll never talk! I’m unbreakable!	我不会告诉你怎么回事的 我不会崩溃
[1:18:32]	I’m not a distraction.	我才不是什么障眼法
[1:18:35]	It’s a distraction?	这是障眼法
[1:18:36]	No! No!	不是 不是啊
[1:18:37]	I got it, I got it. I got it.	我解出来了
[1:18:43]	420 Four-twenty?
[1:18:43]		420是4月20日 是一些爬梯文化中的全美吸食大麻日
[1:18:44]	Victory.	赢咯
[1:18:46]	Boom! Yes!	好耶
[1:18:50]	Yes. I’m gonna kill you.	好耶 我要宰了你
[1:18:53]	Go, go. Okay.	-你快走 -好的
[1:18:56]	Don’t open this door no matter what you hear!	无论听到什么都不要出门
[1:18:58]	This is it.	就是现在
[1:19:00]	Mano y mano.	男人之间的决斗
[1:19:02]	You are not getting through this door.	你今天进不了这扇门
[1:19:03]	Jesus. Okay.	上帝啊 好吧
[1:19:07]	Fuck, these kids locked everything!	妈的 这些孩子什么都上锁
[1:19:09]	God damn it.	妈的
[1:19:10]	I’ve been wanting this. I’ve got your number.	我一直在等这一刻 我解出了你的密码锁
[1:19:12]	Ready?	准备好了吗
[1:19:14]	Yeah, I’m ready. Are you ready, huh?	我准备好了 你呢
[1:19:19]	Old man. Oh, my nuts!	-死老头 -哦我的蛋
[1:19:20]	Why the fuck do you keep fighting?	你干嘛还死不认输
[1:19:26]	Yes, that felt good!	这感觉真爽
[1:19:28]	I hit him, Kelly! Fuck!	我刚刚打到他了 凯利
[1:19:36]	Okay, let’s just relax for a second.	我们先休息一下好吗
[1:19:38]	I can’t let you in yet. I haven’t figured out how to open it!	-给我开门救我啊 -不行 我还没打开保险丝盒
[1:19:43]	Okay, fuck me!	草泥马呀
[1:19:49]	Stay!	好好呆着
[1:19:54]	What the fuck?	麻痹干嘛
[1:19:57]	How’d you even do that?	你怎么做到的
[1:19:58]	No idea.	我也不知道
[1:20:00]	Come here! No!	-你过来吧 -不要
[1:20:03]	What the fuck? Damn it!	麻痹搞毛
[1:20:04]	Who still has waterbeds?	现在谁还睡水床
[1:20:20]	Let’s do this shit.	我们就这样打吧
[1:20:28]	Suck my dick!	吞我JJ
[1:20:30]	Suck my dick.	吞我JJ
[1:20:36]	Yeah, suck it! Suck my dick.	吞我JJ
[1:20:37]	No, no!	不要
[1:20:43]	So gross! Ew!	恶心死了
[1:20:45]	That was very immature!	这样太幼稚了
[1:20:52]	I’m Batman!	我是蝙蝠侠
[1:20:54]	Oh! Fuck!	妈的
[1:20:58]	I’m Batman!	我是蝙蝠侠
[1:21:01]	Ahhh!	啊
[1:21:03]	Oh, shit!	该死
[1:21:05]	Fuck me!	该死
[1:21:19]	Good luck with all your problems, officer.	警官 祝你万事顺利
[1:21:22]	Really.	真心的
[1:21:33]	Get off of me!	放开我
[1:21:34]	God damn it!	妈的
[1:21:36]	No, no, no! Yeah!	-不要 -来吧
[1:21:40]	Kelly!	凯利
[1:21:42]	Kelly, honey.	凯利 宝贝
[1:21:44]	He’s coming. Kelly, it’s over!	-他来了 -凯利 一切都结束了
[1:21:46]	Kelly, he’s coming!	凯利 他上去了
[1:21:48]	Fuck! Shit!	糟糕
[1:21:51]	So long, neighbor.	再见了 邻居
[1:22:04]	I need backup at 2203 west olmstead!	我需要警力支持
[1:22:08]	Delta psi is attacking me! I’m under fire right now!	台达帕普西对我进行了袭击 我现在全身起火
[1:22:10]	I need backup! Over!	我需要支持 完毕
[1:22:12]	Well played, motherfuckers.	挺会玩儿啊 混蛋
[1:22:14]	What the fuck are you looking at?	你们他妈瞎看什么
[1:22:15]	What the fuck are y’all looking at?	看毛看
[1:22:18]	Well played. What the fuck?	-挺会玩 -怎么回事
[1:22:22]	You can’t tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby?	你可别给别人说我给你看这个哦
[1:22:24]	Oh, my God. Shut up, scoonie.	你能闭嘴吗 司寇尼
[1:22:25]	I’m sorry, baby.	对不起哦 宝贝
[1:22:32]	No, guys! Hey, hey!	别进来
[1:22:35]	Oh, shit!	妈的
[1:22:36]	Holy shit!	这下糟了哦
[1:22:37]	My brothers need me.	我的兄弟们需要我
[1:23:01]	Holy shit! Did you break your leg?	该死 你把腿摔断了吗
[1:23:04]	Baby broke his leg!	小孩把腿摔断了哟
[1:23:05]	I’m not a baby.	我不是小孩
[1:23:07]	Oh, no? I’m a fucking man!	-不是吗 -我他妈是个男人
[1:23:09]	My God, Jimmy!	天啊 吉米
[1:23:11]	He’s so light. He’s all dick.	他真的好轻 全身只剩下JJ了
[1:23:12]	Thank you.	谢谢夸奖
[1:23:14]	Keep your dick away from my wife!	你和你的JJ都离我老婆远点
[1:23:22]	This is who I am.	这就是我
[1:23:24]	Jimmy fuckin’ blevitz.	他妈的吉米·布勒维斯
[1:23:27]	You want this?	你想要我吗
[1:23:29]	Oh, my leg.	啊我腿疼
[1:23:34]	Let’s make a baby.	我们生小孩吧
[1:23:37]	That’ll solve all our problems.	我们之间的问题就都解决了
[1:23:38]	Yeah.	好啊
[1:23:47]	We are fucked, man.	我们完蛋了 兄弟
[1:23:48]	Yeah. We’re fucked, man.	没错 我们完蛋了
[1:23:50]	I guess we’re all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?	我想 好兄弟生死与共 对吗
[1:23:53]	What? No way, man. Get out of here.	不行 你快离开这里
[1:23:56]	Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day	哥们 那天我说到的
[1:23:58]	about you and the fraternity…	关于你和兄弟会的
[1:24:00]	Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man.	都是胡扯 好吗 我太过分了
[1:24:02]	This stuff is important.	兄弟会是很重要的
[1:24:03]	I know.	我知道
[1:24:04]	Regardless of anything, we’re brothers for life.	无论如何 我们是一生的好兄弟
[1:24:07]	This is on me. I took it too far.	这都是我的错 我玩过火了
[1:24:10]	That’s why you got to go.	所以你得离开
[1:24:11]	You got a bright future, kid.	你前程远大 孩子
[1:24:13]	You’re the smartest person I know.	你是我认识的最聪明的人
[1:24:15]	I’m the president of a fraternity.	我只是个兄弟会的主席
[1:24:17]	You could be president of the united nations.	而你能做联合国的主席
[1:24:18]	There is no president of the united nations.	联合国没有主席…
[1:24:20]	Yeah, but see, that’s my fucking point!	我知道 我就是举个栗子
[1:24:22]	You know shit like that, man!	你看 你知道的事比我多
[1:24:23]	This is all my fault.	这一切都是我的错
[1:24:25]	You’re not taking the heat for this.	我不能让你帮我承担
[1:24:26]	I fucking will, man.	我自己一人就好
[1:24:27]	Brothers don’t get divorced. Yeah, I know.	-我们是不离婚的兄弟 -我知道
[1:24:29]	I’m a supernova. Burn bright, die young.	我是陨落的超新星 虽然年轻但死得耀眼
[1:24:32]	I fucking love you, man.	我爱死你了 兄弟
[1:24:33]	I love you, dawg. I love you.	-我也爱你 哥们 -我爱你
[1:24:36]	I fucking love you, man. Get out of here.	我也爱你 你快走吧
[1:24:38]	Be in this moment! Live in this shit with me!	快体会这一刻 跟我一起说
[1:24:41]	I love you! I love you, too, man.	-我爱你 -我也爱你…
[1:24:43]	I love you!	我爱你
[1:24:44]	-I fucking love you, Pete. -I love you!	-我他妈也爱你 皮特 -我 爱 你
[1:24:47]	I love you, too, but… Get out of here, man! Just go!	我也爱你…你快别废话了 走啊
[1:24:52]	Delta psi.	台达帕普西万岁
[1:24:54]	Delta psi, man. All right?	台达帕普西万岁 兄弟
[1:24:58]	Go! Get the brothers out of here now, man!	走 带着兄弟们撤退
[1:25:00]	T-bone, gerbil, jizzface, let’s get the fuck out of here! Let’s go!	T牛排 老沙鼠 高潮脸 我们快撤 走吧
[1:25:14]	Delta psi forever!	台达帕普西万岁
[1:25:18]	Delta psi this shit!	台达帕普西是屎
[1:25:19]	You’ve been a bad boy. I’m gonna spank you.	你这个坏孩子 我要好好教训你
[1:25:42]	That’s our baby.	我们的小女儿
[1:25:44]	She’s so sweet.	她多可爱啊
[1:25:46]	Look at her.	看看她
[1:25:50]	We’re a family.	我们是一家人
[1:25:52]	We are.	没错
[1:25:57]	I love you.	我爱你
[1:26:08]	Holy shit. That was close.	该死 几乎就要醒了
[1:26:10]	I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way.	-现在我可没心情哄她睡 -绝对没有
[1:26:12]	Jesus. I’m exhausted.	-上帝哦 -我好累
[1:26:13]	That would be a fucking disaster. Oh, Jesus.	-醒了可就完蛋了 -天了噜
[1:26:16]	We did it!	我们成功了
[1:26:17]	We did it. We fucking did it.	真的成功了
[1:26:18]	We did it.	我们做到咯
[1:26:19]	We did it.	做到咯
[1:26:20]	Come on.	给力哦
[1:26:22]	We fucking did that shit.	我们做成了
[1:26:23]	We totally did it.	实现了计划
[1:26:25]	I think I was near one of those oil drums for too long.	我觉得我在那个汽油桶旁边站太久
[1:26:30]	I think I might be really quite stoned.	我感觉自己被熏嗨了
[1:26:32]	Me, too.	我也是
[1:26:34]	Life’s crazy.	人生啊 真是无常
[1:26:36]	It is crazy.	太疯狂了
[1:26:37]	I milked you.	我还给你挤过奶
[1:26:39]	You’re a human being, and I fucking milked you.	你是个人诶 但我还是给你挤奶了
[1:26:43]	We made a baby. Things have changed. Everything has changed.	我们生了小孩 一切都不一样了
[1:26:46]	Part of our life is just totally over.	我们生活中有个部分永远结束了
[1:26:48]	Yeah.	没错
[1:26:49]	Just gone. Yeah.	-结束了 -对
[1:26:51]	It’s never coming back. No.	-再也回不去了 -是的
[1:26:53]	We’ll never not be responsible for someone until we’re so, so old.	以后我们再也不能不负责任地瞎闹了
[1:26:58]	I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.	我觉得跟年轻小混蛋比起来 我更喜欢老年人了
[1:27:01]	I love brunch.	我喜欢吃早午餐
[1:27:02]	And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee.	喝现磨的咖啡我也更高兴
[1:27:07]	Me, too, because it’s awesome.	我也是 因为好喝嘛
[1:27:08]	Like, way too excited.	超级高兴的
[1:27:11]	I want a tomato garden. How’s that?	我想种个西红柿园子 好不
[1:27:13]	I love going to the container store and buying containers.	我喜欢去容器店买一大堆盆回来
[1:27:16]	Me, too.	我也是
[1:27:18]	I love our hand soap that’s shaped like seashells.	我喜欢我们贝壳型的洗手皂
[1:27:20]	Why?	为什么啊
[1:27:21]	It smells like lemongrass.	有柠檬草的味道
[1:27:22]	Me, too.	我也是
[1:27:24]	Do you think we’ll be good parents?	你觉得我们能当好父母吗
[1:27:27]	I think we’ll be good at it and bad at it.	我觉得我们会当好 同时又会很糟糕
[1:27:34]	You know, when we had Stella,	当我们有了斯特拉之后
[1:27:36]	I was afraid of missing the party,	我很担心自己错过爬梯什么的
[1:27:38]	but then I realized that we are the party.	现在我才意识到 我们两个就是爬梯
[1:27:41]	This is the only party I want to be at.	你是我唯一愿意参加的爬梯
[1:27:45]	You’re gonna make me cry.	好感人 我都要哭了
[1:27:47]	Don’t cry.	不要哭啊
[1:27:52]	Oh, my God.	天了噜
[1:27:55]	Where did you get that?	你从哪儿拿的这个
[1:27:58]	I brought it into bed with us.	上床的时候我就拿着了
[1:28:02]	I also got some ranch dipping sauce.	我还带了农家蘸酱
[1:28:06]	That’s the best idea.	这主意真棒
[1:28:18]	Welcome to Abercrombie.	欢迎来阿伯克龙
[1:28:20]	Come inside. Check out some board shorts.	进来看看滑板短裤吧
[1:28:23]	Hey, Mac!	你好 马克
[1:28:25]	Hey, dude. What’s up, man?	-嘿 兄弟 -你好啊
[1:28:26]	What up, man? How’s it going?	最近怎么样
[1:28:28]	Good to see you. Good to see you, too.	-很高兴见到你 -我也是
[1:28:29]	You’re one of those guys!	你现在做这个啦
[1:28:30]	I am, yeah. Yeah.	没错
[1:28:32]	It’s a pretty good gig. Yeah.	-这工作还不错 -是吗
[1:28:34]	You’d be surprised, I actually meet a shit-ton of girls here.	说出来也许你不信 但是在这里我勾搭好多女生哦
[1:28:36]	Not that surprised.	我肯定信
[1:28:37]	Your body basically looks like a giant arrow	你的整个身体就像一个巨大的箭头
[1:28:39]	pointing right towards your dick.	直指你的JJ
[1:28:40]	Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem, man.	-天噜谢谢夸奖 -没事啊
[1:28:42]	I think that’s a compliment. It is a compliment.	-我觉得你是夸我的吧 -我就是在夸你
[1:28:44]	We went nuts.	我们过去干了不少疯狂的事
[1:28:46]	It escalated to a really crazy place. That was really nuts, man.	-是 最终一发不可收拾 -确实很疯狂啊
[1:28:51]	How are the guys?	兄弟会怎么样了
[1:28:52]	They’re all great. They got a big house off campus.	不错 他们在校外找了座大房子
[1:28:54]	Pete’s a fancy architect, designing buildings and stuff.	皮特现在是个高端建筑师 设计楼房啊之类的
[1:28:57]	How’s the rest of post-college life treating you?	你呢 毕了业之后怎么
[1:29:00]	It’s good, man. I’m having fun.	还不错 我过得不错
[1:29:02]	I realize I probably should have studied a little bit more.	我也意识到还是要多学习一点
[1:29:04]	Little bit.	学一点 对
[1:29:06]	But I’m going to night school to get my degree, so…	现在我上夜校攻学位了…
[1:29:09]	Awesome, man. Yeah.	不错啊 兄弟
[1:29:12]	Well, it’s still really good to see you, man.	嗯 很高兴见到你
[1:29:14]	Great to see you too, buddy.	一样 兄弟
[1:29:15]	Bring it in for the real thing.	好好过日子吧
[1:29:18]	Nice, okay. Good to see you, dude.	好的
[1:29:20]	You know what? While I’m here…	要不这样 反正我在这儿了…
[1:29:23]	I’ve always wanted to do this.	我一直都想这么做
[1:29:25]	All right. Wow, you’re really going for it.	哇 你还来真的
[1:29:27]	I’m doing it. Oh, man.	-当然 -那好啊
[1:29:29]	So, is it our posture? Why do we look so different?	是我们姿势不同的缘故吗 咱俩看起来太不一样了
[1:29:33]	I don’t know, man. Just be free.	我也不知道 你就自由发挥吧
[1:29:34]	Just kind of let it out. Okay.	-自由演绎 -好的
[1:29:36]	I feel free.	我确实很自由
[1:29:40]	Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. Can we take your order?	欢迎来到阿伯克龙&菲奇 你想买点什么
[1:29:43]	Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch.	欢迎来到阿伯克龙&菲奇
[1:29:44]	Abercrombie, Fitch.	他是阿伯克龙 我是菲奇
[1:29:46]	Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. How you doing?	欢迎来到阿伯克龙&菲奇
[1:29:48]	Can we take your order?	你想买点什么
[1:29:49]	We’re a great team. Thanks.	-我们合作很愉快啊 -谢谢
[1:29:51]	You make the store more approachable.	你拉低了此店的门槛
[1:29:52]	What does that mean?	什么意思
[1:29:55]	It’s like, I make…	你是说
[1:29:57]	I’m a more obtainable goal.	我才是正常人能够达到的身材么
[1:30:00]	Yeah, you’re like the relaxed-fit Jean guy.	你就是那种休闲装模特的感觉
[1:30:01]	Yeah. I’m the relaxed-fit jeans.	对 我是休闲装的模特
[1:30:07]	I made some blue meth. It’s gatorade.	我用佳得乐做了点蓝色冰毒
[1:30:09]	Oh, perfect! Great.	太好了
[1:30:10]	She’s all ready to go.	她准备好拍照了
[1:30:12]	This is gonna be the best calendar yet.	这套日历肯定会很赞
[1:30:14]	Look at that, sweetie.	看看呀 宝贝
[1:30:15]	All right. Let’s do it.	好了 我们拍吧
[1:30:17]	Who’s my little Heisenberg? You are!	我家的海森堡是谁呀 是你吗
[1:30:19]	She’s a little meth head.	她就是冰毒小瘾君子 对不对呀
[1:30:20]	No, she just makes it.	没有 她只是制毒而已
[1:30:25]	-Hey. Look who it is. -What’s up, dude?	-看看这是谁呀 -你好吗 哥们
[1:30:27]	We’re at burning man!	我们在野人狂欢节上
[1:30:28]	Burning man!	野人狂欢节
[1:30:31]	Bring Stella! You can bring kids! Bring Stella!	-你们也来 带着斯特拉 -可以带孩子
[1:30:35]	No. No, we’re making a Stella calendar.	-不用了 -我们给她拍日历呢
[1:30:37]	Yeah, we got six months left.	我们还剩6个月的要拍
[1:30:39]	She’s Heisenberg. She’s Walter white.	她现在在扮海森堡 扮老白啊
[1:30:40]	See? You’re such a lame-o!	-看见了吗 -你们真没意思
[1:30:42]	Don’t be so fucking lame! Totally lame.	-别这么无聊 -就喜欢无聊
[1:30:44]	It only gets better and better!	这里太爽了 越来越爽了
[1:30:46]	I feel completely comfortable missing that party. Okay.	错过你们爬梯我一点也不遗憾
[1:30:50]	-We gotta go, okay? -We gotta go.	-我们要挂了 -我们得挂了 好吗
[1:30:52]	Yeah, have a good one. Try not to die.	祝你们开心 不要死
[1:30:54]	What should we do next?	接下来我们怎么办
[1:30:56]	-Don draper. Yeah. -Yeah, don draper.	-唐·德里普 -对 唐·德里普
[1:30:58]	Let’s get the leading men out of the way.	我们要把所有的男主角都演一遍
[1:31:00]	I love you. I love you.	-我爱你 -我爱你
[1:31:03]	We love you. We love you.	我们爱你
[1:31:05]	Little Walter white. Baby.	可爱的小老白
[1:36:36]	Sof hamisschak. It means”game over.”	Sof Hamisschak 意思是”玩儿完”