The Change Up(互换身体)[2011]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：互换身体
英文名称：The Change Up
年代：2011

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时间	英文	中文
[00:10]		【本片含有大量露骨对白，已尽量做低调处理，请有选择的观看！】
[00:30]		请尊重个人劳动，任何组织和个人转载，修改请注明出处！
[01:11]	Your turn.	这次该你去了
[01:16]	oh, fuck.	要命了
[01:29]	Okay, I’m awake.	好吧，我去搞定
[01:39]	Good morning.	早上好啊
[01:43]	You guys are up a little early today, huh.	你们今天起的比较早啊，嗯？
[01:46]	Did we have some nightmares or something?	有没有做噩梦啊尿床啊什么的？
[01:51]	Let’s see what you made for daddy.	看看给宝宝准备了什么好东西
[01:53]	Let’s see.	看看噢
[01:55]		（原来是便便）
[01:56]	I wouldn’t like to sleep with that in my pants, either.	我可不愿意留一裤裆这东东睡觉
[02:00]	But it did happen once in college.	不过你爸我确实上大学时候干过一次这事
[02:04]	Can you leave that bottle alone, honey?	宝贝儿，把瓶子放下好吗？
[02:06]	Can you put it down?	放手好吗？
[02:09]	Honey… Sarah…	宝贝儿
[02:11]	No, no! Sweetheart!	不要啊我的心肝儿！
[02:13]	Damn.	顶你个肺的
[02:15]	I know. I’ll have you back in your warm little bed in one second.	好好，马上把你放回温暖的小床上噢
[02:20]	Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart.	好咯，乖乖回床上，小宝宝
[02:22]	You got a fresh, dry diapy.	现在换上了又干又爽的小尿布
[02:26]	Peter, please!	儿子你。。。。
[02:28]	Buddy, we talked about the head thing.	小子，我们说好的不能这么自残的
[02:32]		（不得不插一句，这傻小子太恐怖了吧！）
[02:33]	Let me get you all hooked up.	让爸爸给你把尿布扣上
[02:38]	Hang on, don’t fall.	坚持一下，别掉下来噢
[02:41]		（注意！）
[02:48]		(重口味的来了！)
[02:49]	Oh, no.	不要啊
[02:53]	Peter… Oh.
[02:56]		(我要吐了！)
[02:59]		(你们呢？)
[03:09]	Okay. A little something for daddy.	好了，让老爸歇会儿
[03:23]		互换身份
[03:39]	Good morning, Lockwood.	早上好LOCKWOOD
[03:40]	Good morning, Mr. Steel.	早上好，STEEL先生
[03:42]	Thank you.	谢谢
[03:44]	How are the kids?	孩子们还好吗
[03:45]	Oh, they’re terrific. Just terrific.	嗯，都很好，非常捧
[03:47]	Children are such a joy.	孩子们是快乐的源泉
[03:48]	Yes, absolutely. Always.	必须的，绝对是
[03:50]	Any word on the Amalgamated merger?	关于公司合并的问题考虑的怎么样了
[03:52]	That’s all but signed.	有利有弊吧
[03:53]	And just in time for your partner review, no less.	马上要给股东们做个汇报
[03:56]	Really? Oh, I hadn’t noticed.	真的？我没收到通知啊
[03:59]	I look forward to having your antic sense of humor	我期待着你为股东们来个印象深刻的
[04:01]	in the partner suite, Lockwood.	表演啊，LOCKWOOD
[04:03]	It can get a touch dry up there.	你可以让他们黔驴技穷的
[04:05]	Thank you so much. Hmm.	谢谢领导。 么的四！
[04:07]	But a Double Windsor?	要知道这相当于高尚演出
[04:09]	Come on, son. This is not the dog track.	知道吗，小伙子，咱这儿不是赛狗呢
[04:12]	No. Yes.	不，不会的
[04:13]	Yeah.
[04:14]	Absolutely not. Thank you.	绝对不会。那很好
[04:16]	Hi.	嘿
[04:17]	Seriously,Dave, this isn’t the dog track.	说真的DAVE，这不是赛狗场噢
[04:19]	Yeah. Good morning, Sabrina.	当然，早上好SABRINA
[04:21]	Last week he told me my shoes were dangerously Italian.	上星期他不说我的鞋是山寨意大利货呢
[04:24]	what?	不会吧？
[04:25]	My turn with the Amalgamated files?	给我的有关合并案的文件？
[04:27]	Yeah, I adjusted the WACC to reflect the new monthly projections,	是的，我把每月的平均资金成本这部分进行了调整
[04:29]	and I pre-negotiated articles 23 through 29.	就在谈判条款23-29条这里
[04:33]	Okay.
[04:34]	I like the way you had it before, by the way.	我希望你能先看看
[04:36]	Yeah. Thank you.	好的，谢谢！
[04:45]		（水平不济，以上蒙的）
[04:52]	Good morning, Patricia.	早上好，PATRICIA
[04:58]	Hello. MITCH: Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies.	你好。 大JB，小BB，ED哥，湿湿妹。。。
[05:01]	Mitch. I’m at work.	MITCH，哥在公司呢！
[05:03]	Did I get you? Yeah. You sure did.	被我打败了吧？ 是的，你牛X！
[05:05]	You got me on speakerphone? Yep.	你刚刚用的免提吧？是啊
[05:06]	Did the secretary hear?	你那个秘书听到了吗？
[05:07]	Yes, the secretary heard. She heard it all.	是，听到了，全TMD听到了
[05:10]	That’s awesome.	哥们儿爽了！
[05:11]	Not really. How stoned are you right now?	坑爹呢！你一大早的就喝多啦？
[05:13]	I’ve taken some weed.	哥刚刚HIGH了一下
[05:14]	Have you? Mmm-hmm.	是吗？嗯哼
[05:15]	Do you know what time it is? Mmm-mmm.	你知道现在是几点啊？知道
[05:17]	It’s like 9:00.	好象是早上9点么
[05:19]	Holy fuck-knuckles.	我勒个去
[05:20]	Guess what I’m looking at right now. A bong?	你猜我看到什么了？ 闹钟？
[05:23]	No, I found a futon on the street last night.	错，我昨晚上买了个日式床垫
[05:25]	I sort of had to fight a bum for it. He was so thin.	我忽悠人家说是个垃圾货，Y卖家几乎崩溃了
[05:29]	And it also came with this vintage Navajo pony blanket…	其实这个比那种印弟安小马短毛毯一点不差
[05:31]	So I think that’s pretty much a win for me.	哥绝对赚到了！
[05:33]	Mitch, you know the adults are about to fire up a work day.	MITCH，你要知道做为一个成年人，是要努力工作地
[05:35]	I know, I just miss you, dude, that’s all. I miss you, too.	我知道，这不是想你Y了么。行行，我也想你
[05:38]	We’ve been super best buddies since third grade.	我们从三年级开始就是最好的兄弟了哎
[05:40]	I haven’t seen you in forever.	可是我老是见不着你
[05:41]	Oh, I’ve been swamped.	嗯，我都要累挂了
[05:43]	We’re sleep-training the twins,	我们家有对儿双胞胎
[05:44]	and I just haven’t had a moment to breathe.	你知道么，连喘口气的时间都没有
[05:45]	I’m sorry, man. I’m just super-excited to see you.	同情你，不过我很想见见你
[05:47]	We are still on for tonight, right?	我们的兄弟之夜你记的吧？
[05:50]	David? Yep.
[05:52]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the thingy.	是是是，必须的
[05:55]	Braves-Marlins. Please don’t tell me that you forgot.	大胆儿旗鱼酒吧。别告诉我你忘了噢
[05:58]	Didn’t forget.	当然没有
[05:59]	What time are you going to pick me up?	那你几点来接我啊？
[06:00]	Don’t you bail on me, David.	你小子不准放我鸽子
[06:02]	I am not going to bail.	绝对不会
[06:03]	If you bail on me, I’m going to literally eye-rape you.	你要是敢放我鸽子，我就意淫你！
[06:05]	I got it.	收到！
[06:07]	I will actually place myself inside your ocular… Oh!	我绝对让你过目难忘！挖草！
[06:11]	It’s my dad.	我老爹来鸟！
[06:12]	Mitch Planko, Sr. making a rare appearance.	MITCH，打扮的性感点
[06:14]	This guy fucking hates me.	这家伙对我没啥好感
[06:16]	I’ll pick you up at 6:00. Got it.	我晚上6点去接你。好的
[06:18]	Kirk out.	收线
[06:21]	Dad.	老爸！
[06:23]	What are you doing here?	你来揍啥 ？
[06:24]	Oh, I just came by to tell you	嗯，我是过来告诉你
[06:26]	how incredibly proud of you I am, son.	你老子是多么的为你自豪
[06:29]	I’m pretty baked right now,	我现在酒还没醒呢
[06:31]	but I think you’re being sarcastic.	但是我依然知道你是来挖苦我的
[06:33]	Right?	是不？
[06:34]	No, dropping out of high school	不是噢，为了当个神马的演员而退学
[06:35]	to be an actor was a great decision.	是需要很大的勇气的
[06:37]	I saw you in that commercial for meat, incidentally.	当然了，我发现你是这产业的重要组成部分
[06:40]	That was the most brilliant portrayal of baloney I have ever seen.	这是我见过的最胡扯八道的说法了
[06:43]	Why are you here?	你倒底来干吗的啊？
[06:44]	Just came by to see if you’d like to have some breakfast.	我是来蹭你个早饭吃的
[06:47]	I can’t. I got a super-duper important conference call in 10 minutes.	那不行，我10点钟有个巨鸟的电话会议。
[06:50]	You don’t have a job. You don’t have any hair.	你是个社会闲散人员！你还是个大光头呢！
[06:52]	Right.	倒也是。
[06:54]	Well, then I’ll just say it here.	好吧，我郑重的告诉你
[06:56]	I’m getting married again,	你爹我又要婚了
[06:58]	and I’d like you to come to the wedding.	我希望你能参加我的婚礼。
[07:03]	When’s the wedding? Next Saturday.	什么时候？下周六
[07:06]	My betrothed, Pamela, would like you	你后妈，PAMELA
[07:08]	to be there to say a few words.	她希望你能去说几句过年话给咱听听
[07:11]	I’ll catch the next one.	行，我去
[07:13]	Yeah, right. Okay, well, then I’d better get home	嗯，好，那我回家去了
[07:18]	and boil my shoes.	把我的鞋蒸了（啊？阿胶？）
[07:21]	Great visiting. You, too.	谢谢到访。
[07:28]	Good.
[07:36]	And the baby-eating monster	突然，大嘴宝宝怪
[07:38]	rises from the deep!	出现了！
[07:44]	Hey, Daddy, which one do you like better?	老爸，你看你喜欢哪一个？
[07:47]	The southern monarch or the many-spotted skipperling?	帝王蝶，还是斑点蝶？
[07:49]	I am a many-spotted skipperling man, all the way.	我一直喜欢斑点蝶
[07:53]	The monarch is just a glorified moth, don’t you think?	帝王蝶看上去就是个超级大蛾子，你说呢
[07:56]	Yes. I tend to agree.	是的，我基本同意
[07:59]	Hi, Mom! Hi!
[08:02]	What a bad, bad day.	噢，这个坏爸爸
[08:03]	Hi.
[08:04]	The zoning board shut us down for the millionth time.	咱被区政府拒绝了N多次了
[08:08]	Dr. Klein lost the twins’ immunization records.	因为KLEIN把咱们孩子的免疫证给搞丢了
[08:11]	And Cara got bullied in ballet class again.	还有，CARA在芭蕾舞班又调皮了
[08:13]	Did you tell Daddy?	你和爸爸坦白过了吗？
[08:14]	Nicolette Peters keeps knocking me over during the battement gliss.	NICO PETERS 在训练的时候给我捣乱
[08:18]	Oh, I’m sorry, sugarbug. Are you okay?	可怜的娃儿，你没事吧？
[08:21]	We just need to keep striving for verbal resolution.	我们要争取我们的权利！
[08:25]	Yeah, yeah. Verbal resolution, sweetheart.	是是，合法权益，老婆
[08:28]	So where do you want to do this tonight?	那你今天晚上没其他事了吗
[08:30]	Do what?	什么意思？
[08:32]	Dialogue Night.	辅导日
[08:33]	Oh, my God.	天啊！
[08:36]	Honey…	亲爱的我。。。
[08:37]	Don’t even say that.	不要说你。。。。
[08:39]	I’m so sorry. I suck.	真对不起，我错了
[08:43]	Dr. Tillman said just once a week, for one hour.	可是TILLMAN医生一周只有一小时时间
[08:46]	I’m sorry.	对不起
[08:47]	That was three months ago.	三个月前就订好的
[08:49]	I know. I heard her.	我知道，我听她说过
[08:50]	And I want to sit and talk with you for an hour	而且我确实想和你坐下来好好的交流一个小时
[08:53]	more than once a week, but tonight, I cannot.	不用说一星期一次了。。不过今天。。我真的不行
[08:56]	Why? What are you doing?	什么？你要干什么去？
[08:57]	I promised Mitch I would sit and watch	我答应过MITCH
[08:59]	a game with him tonight, and…	一起看球赛的
[09:00]	What?	什么！
[09:01]	Can we please just slide the Dialogue Night again?	我们能不能另预约对话日？
[09:04]	I’m so sorry.	我真不是故意的
[09:08]	I can do Monday night.	那就周一晚上吧
[09:10]	Thank you.	太好了
[09:12]	He’s early.	他来早了
[09:13]	Yeah, you’d be early, too,	是的，换了是你整天吃鹰嘴豆，打飞机
[09:14]	if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.	你也得早来
[09:17]	What’s hummus?	什么是鹰嘴豆啊？
[09:18]	That is a Mediterranean spread, honey.	一种生长在地中海附近的植物
[09:21]	What’s master-ate?	那什么是打–飞机？
[09:22]	It’s a cracker.	一种饼干
[09:25]	Oh, hey, Mitch. Your hair looks good.	嘿MITCH.头发做的不错啊
[09:27]	Thanks.
[09:28]	Yeah, I had to cut it for a fucking tampon commercial.	是。为了个卫生棉广告剪成这样的
[09:31]	Uncle Mitch!	MITCH叔叔！
[09:32]	How’s my favorite ballerina doing?	这不是我最爱的小芭蕾舞家吗
[09:35]	Hi, Uncle Mitch. Hi! Wow!
[09:37]	Gosh, you’re so light. Are you dieting?	天那，你怎么这么轻撒？你减肥呢？
[09:40]	Do you want to come to my dance recital?	你想不想去看我的表演？
[09:42]	Oh!
[09:43]	No, honey.	不行，亲
[09:45]	The only style of dancing that Uncle Mitch likes	你MITCH叔叔只喜欢一种舞蹈
[09:47]	involves a big, shiny pole, and a broken woman with daddy issues.	地方很大，有光滑的柱子，还有被爸爸们撕破衣服的阿姨
[09:52]	Yeah, story time is over.	好了，故事时间结束
[09:53]	Go fix your hair.	去整理下头发
[09:55]	Ow.
[09:57]	Mmm, smells good in here, Jame.	闻上去很香啊JAME
[09:58]	Mmm.
[10:00]	Ooh! Num-nums!
[10:02]	Vegetable medley!	哇！蔬菜酱
[10:03]	How are you? Good.	你怎么样？不错
[10:05]	You’re good? Yeah.	真不错？是的
[10:07]	Are you dating anyone?	有女朋友了吗
[10:08]	Ooh! You know who I ran into? Who?	噢，你知道我现在追谁呢？谁？
[10:10]	Mrs. Hickham at a Starbucks in Druid Hills.	HICKHAM小MM，在星巴克认识的
[10:13]	Our social studies teacher? Yeah.	我们那位社会学老师？是啊
[10:15]	I asked her out and she wouldn’t go out with me,	我约她，她不睬我
[10:17]	which is crazy, because I nailed her in high school.	你想不到吧，我天天到学校盯着她
[10:19]	You did? I dated her mouth for a full semester.	真的？我约了她整整一个学期呢
[10:22]	Okay. Bathed, diapered, and in the PJs.	好了。澡洗完，擦干干，全套结束
[10:26]	Is Dave meeting your needs, sexually?	DAVE能满足你的需要不？
[10:29]	Yeah, I guess. MITCH: Good.	是的，我想是的。太好了！
[10:32]	Not really, mmm-mmm. Ahh.	也不是很。。
[10:34]	I would like to strap you to my face and say the alphabet.	我可以把你捆着面对面的背字母表
[10:37]	That’s going too far.	扯远了
[10:38]	Oh!
[10:40]	Look at these little fuckers!	快看这些小傻蛋儿们
[10:45]	What’s your name? Hey.	你叫什么名字啊？
[10:48]	What’s your name?	你叫什么你叫什么 What’s your name?
[10:50]	Why can’t they talk yet? Are they retarded or something?	他们怎么不说话啊？智障还是怎么的？
[10:53]	Don’t say… You can’t say that.	你Y，别胡说
[10:54]	Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy.	真的，你看这个看上去是有点。。。
[10:57]	Or that. MITCH: I’m kidding.	那个也是。。 我开玩笑的啦
[10:59]	A little bit, though? No.	确实有一点噢，是不是？ 不是！
[11:00]	Pumpkin, we’ll see you right after the game, okay?	我的小南瓜，球赛完了我就回来好吗
[11:03]	Have fun.	玩开心点
[11:04]	I like it. Oh, God.	我喜欢这小家伙。天啊
[11:06]	Let’s go. Okay. Bye.	我们走吧，好的宝宝
[11:12]	Mitch and Dave.
[11:13]	Mitch and Dave, out on the town.	哥儿两个自由啦
[11:16]	Oh, dude, I didn’t tell you!	噢，对了，我忘了告诉你
[11:18]	I booked a major movie role this week.	这星期我签了一部大片的角色
[11:19]	I auditioned for a movie role, I got it.	我去试了镜，选上了！
[11:21]	Yeah, first one. Hey, good for you. What is it called?	嗯，第一个选上的。 那不错啊，电影叫啥名？
[11:23]	Untitled Awesome Movie.	无名牛B大电影
[11:25]	Truly? That’s the name?	泥马？叫这名字？
[11:26]	Yeah.	是的。 你行啊 Yeah. Good for you.
[11:28]	Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? No, no.	你要不要来点大麻？ 不要了
[11:30]	I’ve got a big day tomorrow. Take the wheel. Steer. Steering wheel.	明天可是我的好日子。 握好方向盘啊！
[11:33]	Oh, steer for me.	你替我扶着
[11:34]	Mitch, come on, buddy.	MITCH,兄弟啊
[11:36]	Let’s make it to the game in one piece, don’t you think?	我们就去看个比赛，你觉的呢
[11:39]	Want to try that? This Fiero, unfortunately, is airbag-free.	你不试试这个？这个很猛很爽很免费
[11:42]	It’s a work day tomorrow.	明天还要上班呢啊
[11:43]	Come on. All right, I’ll take one hit.	来吧。 好吧，我试一小口
[11:46]	Oh! What the… You motherfucker!	噢！你Y。。。你大爷的
[11:49]	Let’s just focus on the driving.	你好好开车！
[11:50]	Just say no, Reagan. God, why would you do that?	你说你不来不就行了，干啥 给我扔了！
[11:53]	Well, we’re driving. God!	我们在开车！天噢！
[11:55]	This is a car carrying a lot of speed. This is terrible.	车速挺快的，这样很危险啊
[11:57]	Hit the steering wheel. I’m going again!	握好方向盘，我又来啦！
[12:07]	Whoo! Drink!	哇！来，哈酒
[12:08]	I’ll drink to that. All right! That was a strikeout.	我要都喝了，三振出局啊！
[12:12]	Huh, what’s going on? It is good to see you again.	怎么呢？见到你很开心
[12:14]	It’s good to see you, too, Dave.	DAVE，我见到你也很开心
[12:16]	What’s going on with the women, huh?	你泡妞的事儿怎么样了？
[12:17]	I’ve been seeing a number of very, very nice ladies.	我倒是遇见一票很漂亮的妞儿
[12:21]	I got some pictures. Wow.	我还偷拍了照片。哇！
[12:24]	That is Tatiana.	这个是小泽
[12:25]	Tatiana.	噢，小泽啊
[12:27]	What’s her last name?	姓啥 ？
[12:29]	It’s Tatiana Calls-me- at-three-in-the-morning- and-wants-to-fuck-stein.	姓玛丽亚，她早上三点打电话给我，说想要。。。
[12:33]	Who gives a shit what her last name is?	谁管他娘的她姓什么呢
[12:35]	Mitch. Reminds me a little bit of Sabrina.	MITCH，这让我有点想起了丽花
[12:38]	Yeah! Wait, who’s Sabrina?	是啊！等等？谁是丽花？
[12:39]	Sabrina. She’s this…	丽花么，她是。。
[12:42]	She’s this new law associate at my work.	就是我公司制服诱惑的那个。
[12:44]	She’s so hot. Oh, Mitch, is she hot. Uh-oh.	很火爆啊。MITCH,真的很火爆啊。。
[12:47]	She’s like fall-out-of-a-magazine hot, you know?	她简直就是一本道的头牌，你懂么
[12:50]	I bet she’s number one on your cancer list, right?	我打赌她的电话号码在你手机私密联系人里
[12:52]	What is that?	啥 东西？
[12:53]	Come on, you know what that is. What is that?	少来了，你肯定知道。 什么东西啊？
[12:55]	Every married guy has a cancer list.	每个已婚男人都有私密联系人
[12:56]	It’s the first three women you’d have sex with	这必须是第一个被你醉奸的女人哈
[12:58]	if your wife suddenly died of cancer.	如果你老婆突然得癌症挂了（这什么JB朋友啊！）
[12:59]	That’s fucking sick.	这太过分了
[13:01]	Come on. That’s the mother of my children.	不能乱说，那可是孩子们的妈。
[13:02]	Oh, I know.	好吧
[13:04]	But I’ll play. Yes, she’d be at the top of that list.	不过我得承认，她是我意淫第一对象
[13:06]	It’s like a gift. Yeah.	她就是一份大礼
[13:08]	But I interrupted you. Tell me about this one again.	打断一下，再和我说说你那个妞
[13:10]	God, last week, Tatiana, she comes over,	上星期，小泽吧，她过来找我
[13:13]	she’s wearing this tight black mini-dress,	穿了个紧紧的黑色迷你小短裤
[13:15]	and you know what she says to me?	你都想不到，她和我说啥了
[13:16]	Tell me slow. No, nothing.	慢慢说给我听。 啥也没说
[13:17]	Because all Tatiana wants to do at 3:00 in the morning	因为小泽早上3点跑来就是想
[13:20]	is fucky, fucky, rubber ducky.	搞！搞！搞，不停的搞。
[13:22]	This chick is insatiable!	这小淫贼简直是淫的没边
[13:24]	She wants it in every position under the sun.	她想用尽这世界所有已知的姿势
[13:27]	God, you’re so lucky.	MLGB你小子太性福了！
[13:28]	We do the Wheelbarrow, the Arabian Goggles,	我们试过了老汗推车和观音坐莲
[13:31]	the Lonesome Dove, the Arsenio Hall,	还有老树盘根、仙人指路
[13:33]	the Jelly Donut, the Pastrami Sandwich, the Wolfgang Puck…	还有….（妈的我比较传统，实在想不出啥来了）
[13:37]	And let me tell you something, no man is that hungry.	我告诉你噢，地球人没她这么饥渴的
[13:39]	What? I don’t even know what these are.	什么？你刚刚说的那些我都不懂
[13:40]	You’re married. You’re married, Dave. That’s true.	你已婚，知道么，已婚 是噢。
[13:42]	Anyway, we start going at it	还有，我们开始搞了吧
[13:44]	and it gets so intense that my nose starts bleeding.	搞的如此激烈以致于哥们儿都滚鼻血了
[13:47]	Come on.	是不是真的啊
[13:48]	This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit	这简直就是成人版《吸血僵尸惊情四百年》
[13:51]	happening right in front of me.	我演TMD那个德古拉
[13:52]	Good for you.	牛B大发了
[13:53]	When all is said and done, when we finish up, and the dust settles,	等所以说的这些姿势都试过了。然后双双高潮以后
[13:55]	she looks up at me, and she says,	她看着我说
[13:57]	“Mitchell, next Tuesday, I am coming back here,	“亲，下星期二，姐来，包快！”
[14:02]	“and we’re really going to fuck.”	“保证干的你支付宝里空空如也”
[14:04]	Yes!	牛啊！
[14:06]	Yes! Tatiana.	小泽玛丽牛！
[14:08]	Fuck. Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.	奶奶的MITCH!
[14:11]	You’re just…	你Y太。。。
[14:12]	How did I miss this?	我怎么就没这么好运气？
[14:14]	I missed all the sex and the drugs and the bad choices,	我就没机会做个坏男人，可以爱爱可以HIGH一下
[14:17]	and I just fucking rushed it, didn’t I? Wasn’t I rushing?	我是不是太保守了？是不是啊？
[14:20]	You were busy.	你没空
[14:21]	Rushing to get into a good college, right?	没机会进个美女多的大学，对吧？
[14:23]	And then into a good law school.	结果我上了法学院
[14:24]	Once I got into a good law school,	我倒是进了个不错的法学院
[14:26]	I just wanted to get into a good law firm.	我所希望的就是进个好的律师行
[14:27]	I met Jamie, we got married, we had Cara, and that was it.	遇到了JAMIE，婚了，生了个娃，这辈子就这样了
[14:29]	I pissed away my 20s, right? Now it’s too late.	我要是能从新过20岁就好了。现在啥都晚了
[14:33]	Look, shitbird. You got it made!	你看，菜鸟，你也不错
[14:36]	You have an extremely hot wife,	你有个很火辣的老婆
[14:38]	and you got a beautiful house	你有所大宅子
[14:40]	that’s full of furniture and food and kids.	里头装满了家具、粮食、孩子
[14:43]	And you make a ton of money.	你还大把大把的挣钱
[14:45]	And you come home at the end of the day	每天下班回家
[14:46]	and you’re surrounded by people who give a shit about you.	老婆孩子热炕头
[14:50]	You’re never lonely.	你就不象我这么孤单
[14:52]	What more do you want?	你还抱怨什么呢
[14:53]	I’ll tell you what I want, okay?	那我告诉你我想要什么
[14:55]	I want something different.	我想要点改变
[14:56]	I want your life, you know?	我想过你这样的生活
[14:58]	I want Sabrina. I want Tatiana.	我想要丽花和小泽玛丽亚
[15:01]	And sex with strange, new women.	还有和不认识的女人们爱爱
[15:04]	You’re living the dream.	你这种梦幻般的生活
[15:05]	How much fun is it being an actor, working one week a year?	当个演员多好啊，一年就干一礼拜活
[15:08]	I want to smoke weed all day.	我想整天都能抽大麻
[15:10]	I want to start a book that I actually finish.	我想有个全新的开始
[15:13]	I would like to take a nice, solid dump	我想有个不错的地儿
[15:16]	because I’m not constantly stressed out.	因为我需要一直可以排解压力
[15:18]	I want to learn how to rollerblade.	我还想学学单排滑轮
[15:22]	And I’d like to take a piss.	还有我想撒个尿
[15:23]	Me, too. Fountain, fountain, fountain.	我也要撒尿！喷泉！喷泉！喷泉！
[15:25]	Perfect.	这儿不错
[15:35]	Whoo!
[15:40]	This chick does not look happy.	这个熟女看上去一点也不开心噢
[15:42]	I was just saying that I really envy your life.	你的生活真的让我嫉妒羡慕恨
[15:45]	That’s all. I envy yours.	真的，我还嫉妒你呢！
[15:47]	No, you don’t. You’re just trying to be nice.	不，你不会的，你想过的更爽
[15:49]	I’m not. I do, I envy it.	我才不呢，我真的嫉妒你
[15:50]	No. I envy yours.	不，是我嫉妒你
[15:52]	I wish I had your life.	我想过你现在的生活！
[16:16]	it’s rolling blackouts or something?	断电了？
[16:18]	Yeah, I guess.	估计是
[16:21]	Look at your flow, it’s so nice and thick.	看你尿的，又高又远的
[16:25]	It’s confident.	必须的
[16:26]	Yours is very steamy. Thanks.	你也尿的很奔放。 谢谢！
[16:29]	My urologist says I run a little hot.	我的医生说过我尿的有点热
[16:31]	Good to go? Oh, yeah.	可以走了？可以了
[16:33]	Can you drive? Oh, yeah!	你能开车吗？可以
[16:58]	Holy fuck-knuckles!	我勒个去啊！
[17:00]	Where is my bong?	我的闹钟呢
[17:04]	Whose fucking kid is that?	这谁家的死孩子啊
[17:07]	What is with all these goddamn pillows?	我破枕头是怎么回事啊？
[17:15]	Jamie! Jesus!	老婆！我靠！
[17:17]	What? That’s fucking disgusting!	怎么了？ 这太恶心了吧
[17:19]	Put those tits away, this isn’t Africa!	把咪咪转一边儿去，这儿又不是非洲
[17:21]	What am I doing in this bed? Did I sleep here last night?	我怎么会睡在这床上？我昨天晚上睡这儿？
[17:24]	Did I fucking nail you?	昨天晚上我们还嘿啾了？
[17:26]	Are you still drunk?	你还没醒酒啊？
[17:31]	Where is Lockwood?	LOCKWOOD哪去了
[17:37]	What the fuck?	我干！
[17:39]	Oh, my God.	天啊！
[17:41]	I’m Dave?	我变成DAVE了？
[17:46]	Oh, my God!	不会吧！
[17:54]	Open the goddamn door, Dave.	赶紧开门DAVE
[17:58]	Come on, open up the door, right now.	快开门啊
[18:00]	Fuck.
[18:02]	Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.	兄弟，快开门
[18:04]	Let’s do it.	开门
[18:08]	Dave, come on. Open up the door, right now!	DVAE，快点开门
[18:12]	Okay, I’m awake. MITCH: Open up this fucking door!	好，我去搞定 开门啊！
[18:23]	Open the goddamn door, Dave!	快TMD开门啊
[18:24]	Mitch?
[18:26]	Why am I in your apartment?	我怎么在你家里？
[18:28]	Dave, hurry up, open up the door!
[18:33]	Something very bad has happened. Wait until you see me.	坏事啦，等你看到我就知道了
[18:35]	Wait until you see you! Jesus Christ, relax.	不是，等你看到你。 天噢，放松
[18:37]	Super freaky, dude. Let’s do it!	超级可怕，兄弟。快开门
[18:40]	Oh.
[18:44]	What the hell is this?	这是神马？
[18:45]	I knew it. Oh, my God.	我就知道。天啊！
[18:49]	Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?	我的天，这是怎么回事
[18:52]	Look at this.	看仔细
[18:55]	Yeah, it’s you.	是的，这是你
[18:59]	And this is all me. All of this shit is mine.	这些就是我，这一坨都是我
[19:02]	You’re welcome.	真好！
[19:03]	I got this.	我变成这样了
[19:04]	What are you doing to me?	你对我动什么手脚了？
[19:05]	Hey, stop it. I’m so strong.	等下！ 我好给力啊！
[19:08]	You’re choking yourself!	你要把你自己憋死啊
[19:10]	Must wake up.	必须醒过来
[19:12]	Wake up!	快点醒啊
[19:13]	I can’t breathe. Take my hands off you.	我不能呼吸了，把我的手从你身上拿开！
[19:15]	Wake up! Get the fuck off me!	快醒醒！ 离我远点啊！
[19:21]	Okay, okay, okay!
[19:23]	Go look in the mirror. Right there!	去照镜子！
[19:27]	All right?	看到啦？
[19:30]	I’m a douche bag.	我太恶了！
[19:31]	I’m a fucking tool!	我也完了！
[19:33]	Oh! What did you do?	噢，你都干啥了？
[19:34]	What did I do? You think I want to be you?	我干什么了？你以为我想变成你啊？
[19:36]	Who said I wanted to be you?	谁说我想变成你了？
[19:39]	Holy shit, we did.	靠，我们都说了！
[19:42]	We wished for each other’s lives	昨天晚上在那个喷泉那儿撒尿的时候
[19:43]	when we were pissing in that fucking fountain last night.	我们说过想要过对方的生活
[19:46]	We wished we had each other’s lives.	我们想过对方的生活
[19:47]	I was just trying to be nice!	我想当个好男人。
[19:49]	Oh, my God!	天啊！
[19:51]	I know a shortcut to the fountain.	我知道去喷泉有条近路
[19:53]	Go this way.	这边
[19:56]	Careful! Easy.	小心。淡定
[19:58]	I got it.	我没事我没事 I got it.
[20:08]	What are we going to do when we get to the fountain?	我们到了喷泉那儿应该做啥 ？
[20:10]	We’re going to take a piss in it, or…	再尿一泡呢，还是。。
[20:11]	I don’t give a shit. We’re gonna get our lives back.	我不管，我们要把自己的生活换回来
[20:16]	You’ve got to be kidding me.	玩笑开大了吧！
[20:22]	Hey, where is the fountain?	嘿 ，喷泉哪去了？
[20:24]	It is getting restored.	重建去了
[20:25]	What are you talking about, restored? Where did you take it?	你们说什么？重建？给弄哪儿去了？
[20:27]	I don’t know, guy, I just fill the hole.	我不知道，我是来填坑的
[20:29]	I’m not the fountain spokesman.	我又不是喷泉代言人
[20:30]	Hey, motherfucker…	狗日的
[20:32]	Whoa, whoa, who could tell us where it is?	噢噢，，谁知道喷泉哪去了
[20:34]	Maybe ask the district manager.	去问问我们经理
[20:53]	Nope. It is not in the computer.	没有，电脑里没记录
[20:56]	Okay, when will it be in the computer?	好吧，那什么时候电脑里会有记录
[20:59]	Maybe tomorrow. That’s when Victor gets back.	明天吧，VICTOR回来以后
[21:01]	It’s not in the computer, it’s not in the park.	电脑没记录，公园里也没有了
[21:03]	Who is Victor?	VICTOR是哪位？
[21:04]	The guy that knows how to find shit in the computer.	IT部门的人
[21:06]	How can you lose a fountain?	你们怎么就能把个喷泉搞丢了呢
[21:08]	This is a big deal to us, okay? I mean, it’s a fountain!	这对我们来说可是件大事儿，我是说这是个喷泉啊！
[21:10]	Can you look a little bit harder? That’s incredible!	你就不能再仔细看看？也太不靠谱了
[21:13]	It is not in the computer.	电脑里。。。没记录
[21:15]	Yeah, but your attitude is right on your shoulders.	嗯，但是你那个鸟态度很让哥不爽
[21:17]	No, no, no!
[21:18]	There was no physical contact.	没碰到你没碰到你
[21:20]	We’re okay. We’re fine. We’re fine.	好的好的，我们会没事的
[21:23]	I have the biggest meeting in my life in 45 minutes. This isn’t happening.	45分钟后有我最重要的一个会面。 那是不可能了
[21:26]	Did you have something you wanted to do today?	你今天有什么事要做？
[21:27]	I’ve got day one of my big break movie.	我那部牛B电影今天开机
[21:29]	If I don’t make this meeting, I don’t make partner,	我要是不参加会面，以后15年里我就
[21:31]	and the last 15 years of my life, everything I’ve done, wasted!	再也没机会成为股东了，所有的一切都白费了
[21:34]	All right, fine, I’ll do it.	好吧，我来搞定
[21:35]	I’ve got it. I’ll do it.	我来吧，我能行
[21:38]	I got you. Do what?	我就是你。干什么？
[21:40]	I’m an actor. Human chameleon.	我是个演员，真人变色龙
[21:41]	I can do lawyer in my fucking sleep. Give me the keys.	我闭着眼都能演好个律师。告诉我关键的问题
[21:43]	Oh, you’ll play me in one of your productions?	噢，你准备把我当你的一个角色演啊
[21:45]	Yeah, give me the keys. Okay, no.	是的，告诉我关键的问题。 好的，不可能
[21:46]	Why? Because you’re…	为什么？ 因为你。。
[21:48]	Careful.	想好再说
[21:50]	Because there’s more to being a lawyer than what you see on TV, Mitch.	因为当个律师比你在电视上看到的难的多
[21:53]	Is there? Yeah.	就这？是的
[21:54]	I object! Oh, my God.	我抗议！天噢
[21:56]	Okay? No!	行吗？不行
[21:57]	Wrong, my friend. You don’t know the first thing about being a lawyer.	你错了朋友，你都不知道律师第一重要的素质是什么
[22:00]	You’re not a trained actor.	你也不是个训练有素的演员
[22:02]	Neither are you.	你也不是啊！
[22:03]	Save it, all right, Dave?	省省吧好吗？
[22:04]	It’s one day. We’re Mitch and Dave!	就这么一天，我们变成对方了
[22:06]	We can do one day of anything. Give me the keys.	我们可以在这一天里做任何事，告诉我关键
[22:09]	Let’s go. Do you have a better plan?	我们走吧，你还有更好的办法？
[22:11]	Shit. Okay. All right.	妈的，好吧
[22:12]	You’ve got 41 minutes, okay? Great!	你还有41分钟，够了！
[22:14]	Go to my house, get dressed in my clothes.	去我家，穿上我的衣服
[22:17]	Then you go to my office, find my legal associate, Sabrina.	然后到我办公室，找到我的助手，丽花
[22:20]	Get the merger documents from her,	让她把并购文件给你
[22:22]	take them to the conference room, and…	拿着到会议室，然后。。。。
[22:24]	Oh, God, the partners are going to be there.	噢，天啊，股东们都会在那儿
[22:25]	Listen, do not say a single word.	听好，一个字也别说
[22:29]	What if somebody asks me a question?	那要是有人问我问题呢
[22:30]	They’re not going to ask you a damn thing.	他们屁都不会问你
[22:32]	Once the meeting starts, you will continue to say nothing.	会议开始以后，你继续一言不发
[22:33]	When a partner asks you for the merger documents,	如果有股东问你关于并购文件的事，
[22:35]	you will then silently hand them over.	你把文件无声的递给他们
[22:38]	I get it. Play it big, but maintain my reality.	了解，耍大牌，不卑不亢
[22:40]	It’s pretty simple. No! You play it small.	太简单了。 不，不能耍大牌
[22:42]	I have spent the last nine months	我费了几个月的心血
[22:43]	banging out the terms of this deal.	才把这个交易变成可能
[22:45]	The only thing you have to do is hand over the documents, that’s it.	你唯一要做的事就是拿 到文件
[22:47]	Dude, easy as fuck.	放心，这比嘿啾都容易
[22:48]	You can’t say things like that in the meeting, Mitch.	你绝对不在会议的时候这么说话
[22:50]	True. Good note.	是的，好建议
[22:51]	For me, you go to my house, okay? All my info is on my fridge.	我这边，你去我家，所有需要的信息都在冰箱上
[22:54]	When you get to the set, you go to hair and makeup,	等你去了片场，你先做头发，化妆
[22:56]	and you learn your lines.	马上去看台词
[22:57]	Most of all, do not fuck this up for me, all right?	最关键的是，别给我搞砸了，懂吗
[23:00]	This is my big break, my Raging Bull. Do you hear me?	这可是我的头等大事，比我的蛋蛋还重要，听清楚了吗
[23:03]	You respect my art, you respect my life.	你尊重我的表演，就等于尊重我的生活
[23:05]	You respect mine.	你也要重视我的
[23:06]	Yeah, I got you. Power hug. Come on. Yeah, okay.	好的，知道了，抱一个，出发！
[23:10]	Hold on. You got to pick up Cara.	等下，你得接CARA
[23:12]	Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay?	4点去舞蹈班接CARA
[23:14]	I am fucking all over that shit.	真受不了这一切
[23:15]	Holy shit.	我靠
[23:31]	Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood?	一大早的去打高尔夫了？
[23:34]	Ha-ha! Terrific!	爽的
[23:45]	Num-nums!
[23:46]	Fucking score!	我的菜！
[23:48]	Fucking grocery store.	简直是个小卖部啊
[23:51]	Look at all of this for little Mitchie-poo.	瞧瞧这些个小零食
[23:56]	Nice!	太摆了！
[23:57]	Oh, there you are.	噢，你在这儿呢
[23:59]	I redid the 10-19 variants, everything else is the same. Ready?	我重整了10-19部分，其他没变，你准备好了？
[24:02]	Oh, you must be Sabrina, huh?	噢，想必你就是SABRINA
[24:05]	You must be Dave.	那你一定是DAVE了
[24:06]	Are we role-playing or something? Because we’re late.	我们是在角色扮演吗？快要迟到了
[24:08]	He didn’t tell me you were a big, fat, fucking boner.	他可没告诉我你这么高大，丰满，让人兴奋
[24:12]	Sorry. That was unprofessional. Wasn’t it?	不好意思，不专业了。是吗？
[24:14]	Dave have a mimosa for breakfast? A little nervous?	DAVE没吃早餐？还是有点小紧张？
[24:17]	That was a joke. Hey…	开玩笑的，嘿。。。
[24:18]	I’ve got one really important question before we go.	我有个很重要的问题
[24:20]	All this food here, is it free?	这些个。。。都是免费的？
[24:24]	You got this.	拿 好
[24:26]	Yeah, I got it.	好的，我拿 着
[24:27]	I got it. Okay.
[24:28]	Let’s do this.	好戏上演了
[24:29]	All right. You remember though?	好的。你不记得了？
[24:31]	Oh, right. It’s down there. Got it.	噢，对的，在那边，，对的
[24:56]	Perhaps you would like to sit on our side of the table.	也许你应该坐在我们这边
[25:02]	Thanks.
[25:08]	Now, before we formalize this merger,	在并购计划生效前
[25:10]	are there any outstanding questions we might address?	还有没有重要的问题需要再交流下的？
[25:15]	Our back-of-the-envelope analysis	从我们的第三方分析来看
[25:17]	shows your P&L to be 2% less than expected	你们的盈亏率比预期低了2个百分点
[25:20]	as per the MAC clause.
[25:22]	Can I get confirmation that the EBITDA	我可以了解一下关于
[25:25]	still aligns with comfortable…	毛利率的数据吗
[25:28]	Dave?
[25:31]	Dave! Yes. Dave is here.
[25:36]	Hey, man.
[25:37]	Hey.
[25:39]	Oh, I’ve got your thing.	噢，这是你要的东西
[25:41]	Boom!
[25:43]	No, Dave, uh…
[25:45]	Mr. Kinkabe had a question about the EBITDA.	KIMKABE先生对毛利率有些疑问
[25:53]	Okay.
[25:57]	Uh, how is it?	这个，你怎么看？
[26:02]	Good.	挺好
[26:05]	Good?	挺好？
[26:08]	What am I saying?	我说什么来着？
[26:09]	EBITDA is bad.	那什么确实不咋地
[26:12]	Fucking terrible.	很蛋疼
[26:15]	Are you saying the premium needs to be adjusted?	你的意思是风险准备金需要调整？
[26:18]	I didn’t say that.	我可没这么说
[26:19]	Did you hear me say it? Nope.	你听到我说了吗？没
[26:21]	What about our WACC?	那投资回报率呢？
[26:23]	Huh? What PPS multiple are you using?	嗯，你们使用哪种多重抽样算法？
[26:25]	What’s that? Is the financing still stable?	什么？ 你们的资金链还是稳固的吗？
[26:27]	Hang on, guys.	等下一同志们
[26:28]	Fucking 25 guys on this side. Can you fire at somebody else?	这边有TMD25个人，你就不能问问别人？
[26:31]	Can anybody else field the fucking question?	就没人能回答这个烂问题吗？
[26:32]	Dave? Yep.
[26:34]	It’s your job to know this.	这是你的工作，只有你知道
[26:37]	Yeah, and I know that.	是，我知道。。。
[26:39]	You know, we’re… Everything is…	你们看，我们。。。这个。。
[26:43]	Here is the deal.	这个交易摆在这儿
[26:45]	We are very rich.	我们很有钱滴
[26:47]	Everybody rich!	大家都很有钱滴
[26:50]	So let’s sign this.	所以呢，签了它！
[26:52]	What’s the worst that can happen? Right?	还能有啥不妥的对吧
[26:55]	We will just roll this party out	我们尽快把这事儿结束了
[26:57]	to some sushi and some sake bombs.	出去吃个寿司啊，做个按摩啊
[26:59]	Moustache is buying. And then a little karaoke for dessert?	帖个假胡子啊，吃个甜点啊唱个小曲儿啊
[27:03]	What have we got to lose?	我们有啥好担心的？
[27:04]	Let’s bones that. Huh, ‘stache?	让我们搞定他吧
[27:07]	Is this some kind of joke?	这是开哪门子玩笑？
[27:09]	Are you trying to poison the well?	你们是不是想反悔了
[27:10]	You are the one on a fishing expedition, Kinkabe.	你是个有远见的人KIMKABE
[27:13]	You were never serious about this merger.	我相信你对这次并购的重视
[27:15]	Me?	我
[27:16]	This moron works for you. You are the one sabotaging it.	找了个傻子来干活，我看是你不想搞下去了
[27:19]	Fuck you with that… “Moron” is a bad word here.	去你大爷的啦。傻子是脏话！
[27:21]	This merger is over.	并购不谈了
[27:22]	You have just made the biggest mistake of your career, mister.	先生，你犯了你职业生涯中最大的错误
[27:25]	I will see you in court. No, no.	我们法庭上见吧。不不要啊
[27:27]	What a bunch of bullshit!	这是场闹剧
[27:30]	Hang on. Don’t get up.	等下，你们都别起来啊
[27:32]	Is this a break? Taking a break?	茶歇？？现在茶歇了吗？
[27:35]	Quick fiver?	要去庆功吗？
[27:38]	What the hell was that?	你搞什么飞机？
[27:40]	Relax. This is good.	放松，这不挺好的吗
[27:42]	Look at how great this is.	你看这不是很成功吗
[27:43]	It’s all part of my secret master plan.	这都是我密秘强大计划的一部分
[27:47]	It is? You bet.	是吗？恭喜你，猜对了
[27:49]	You are hurting my arm a little bit.	你弄疼我膀子了
[27:52]	This deal is critical to the very survival of this firm.	这个交易事关公司的生死
[27:55]	Is that clear? I got it.	你明白吗？ 我知道
[27:57]	I know what I’m doing. I’ve been doing it for…	我知道我在做什么，，我正在。。
[27:59]	How long have I been doing it here, huh?	我在这儿做了多久了？
[28:00]	How long have I worked here? You know that.	我在这儿工作了多长时间了？你知道的
[28:02]	I don’t know.	我不知道。
[28:04]	Nine years, 10. Yeah.	9年了。。10年 是的
[28:06]	Yeah. Perfect. Exactly 10 years, that’s exactly right.	是的，10年了，很正确
[28:08]	And have I ever steered you wrong?	我什么时候有过失误
[28:10]	No.	没有
[28:13]	Trust me, bro.	相信我弟兄
[28:14]	Bro?	弟兄？
[28:17]	Fine.	好吧
[28:18]	But from here on out, you are on an extremely short leash!	但是从这儿出去以后，你要管好自己咯
[28:22]	Understand?	明白吗？
[28:23]	Now, go. Put on some proper clothes.	现在去换身正装来
[28:26]	You look like a Jew.	搞的自己象个混混
[28:27]	Oh.
[28:31]	Excuse me, hello. Where do the movie stars park?	请问，你好，请问明星的停车场在哪儿？
[28:44]	Hello, there. Hey, man. What’s up?	你好，嘿兄弟，怎么着？
[28:47]	Where the fuck is hair and makeup?	在TM哪儿做头发化妆？
[28:49]	Mitch Planko. Fuck me.	MITCH的专用。我干
[28:54]	Right there.	那儿
[28:56]	Fuck me.	我干！
[29:01]	Oh, look at that. That looks like fun.	瞧瞧！看上去很有型啊
[29:05]	Ready for you on set.	准备上镜了
[29:06]	Anything I can get you? Vitamin water or Pellegrino?	还需要点什么？维他命水还是什么？
[29:09]	No, thank you. I just have a quick question.	不，谢谢了，我有个问题
[29:11]	What does that mean, there, “TS?”	这个TS，是什么意思？
[29:13]	Titty shot.	乳头特写
[29:15]	And, “BTS,” right there?	那BTS呢
[29:17]	Bouncing titty shot.	全景乳头特写。 Bouncing titty shot.
[29:20]	Steve Driver, coming to the set.	上镜吧
[29:22]	I’m just curious, what kind of movie is this?	我有点疑惑。这电影是什么类型的？
[29:24]	It’s a Iorno.	色片
[29:26]	I’m not familiar with that genre. Is that European?	我不太了解这种风格哈，，是欧洲风吗？
[29:28]	Lorno, “Light porno.” Tits and shadows.	就是三级片啦，不打码的
[29:31]	You ever hear of Skinemax?	你没听说过吗？
[29:37]	Oh, no.
[29:38]	Come on, big guy.
[29:39]	No, no, no. More oil.	不行不行，得多点油
[29:41]	Make him shiny like fish.	要把他弄的象条活鱼
[29:43]	Are you the one in charge here?	你是这儿说了算的？
[29:44]	Mitch, I’m Valtan, the director.	我是导演
[29:46]	Oh, good. There’s been some kind of mistake…	太好了，这里有些误会 。。。
[29:49]	Mona!
[29:50]	Where the fuck is… I’m here!	这TMD。。。 我来啦！
[29:51]	Hey!
[29:53]	Here’s the scene, okay? You going to enter with a gun…	这出戏是这样的。 你走进来，拿着枪、、、
[29:55]	Where the gun?	枪那？
[29:58]	Mitch, you going to come in. Guard going to try to stop you.	MITCH，你走进来，守卫想要阻止你
[30:00]	Line, line, line. You knock him the fuck out, okay?	你把他给打趴下
[30:03]	You see Mona. She lying there in the bed.	然后你看到了MONA，她躺在这床上
[30:05]	Then we bounce titty, bounce titty, bounce titty,	然后我们弹乳头，弹乳头弹乳头
[30:07]	slow mo, bouncy titty, Iicky tip of nipple,	停一下，再弹乳头，再亲乳头
[30:12]	regular speed, bouncy titty,	快事的，弹乳头
[30:14]	slap the ass, slap the ass, slap the ass,	然后打她屁股，打屁股，打屁股
[30:17]	and a wind come in, blow out a candle. Finite. What do you think?	然后就猛插进去，爆浆，结束，怎么样？
[30:20]	Oh, it’s like a poem! It’s like a poem!	噢，好诗意啊！ 是的，很诗意！
[30:23]	Mitch is gonna be great in our movie film.	MITCH会在我们这部片子里一举成名的
[30:26]	Lock it up!	准备！
[30:28]	Have a good scene. Places, everyone.	拍好这一幕 各就各位！
[30:30]	Quiet on the set. This is heavy. Do you want to take…	安静！ 这个太重了，你可不可以。。
[30:32]	The camera is rolling.	开机了！
[30:35]	And action!	开拍！
[30:40]	Hey.	嘿！
[30:42]	Action!	开拍啦！
[30:49]	No entry!	不得入内！
[30:52]	Mitch, here.	看这儿！
[30:54]	If you let…	如果你。。。
[30:57]	If you let me don’t in, Taco, I will fuck you dead.	如果你不让我进去，TACO.老子干死你
[31:01]	That can’t be right.	这不象回事儿！
[31:02]	All right, come on! Just knock him the fuck out, go inside.	好啦，直接把他放倒，进去！
[31:04]	Keep rolling! Still rolling.	继续拍 拍着呢
[31:06]	Action!	开始
[31:12]	Come on. I barely hit him.	有没搞错，我就这么碰一下。。
[31:14]	All right, we fix it in post. Just keep rolling, keep rolling.	好没事，我们后期把这块儿剪了，继续拍！
[31:17]	Keep rolling!
[31:21]	Lola, wake up surprise.	LOLA,你惊醒了！
[31:23]		(啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！！)
[31:24]	Holy shit!	我草泥马！
[31:27]	Steve Driver, you perfect bastard, you.	STEVE DRIVER，你这个混蛋！
[31:32]	Rip it off.	罩罩扯掉！
[31:37]	God!	我的天！
[31:38]	Oh, yeah, eat that titty, boy. Eat that titty.	很好，吃她的奶，快吃她的奶！
[31:41]	Yeah, yeah! Eat that titty.	好好，吃她的奶
[31:44]	Oh, Shit.	我靠！
[31:47]	Like Cheerio, boy. Delish!	很美味的样子！
[31:50]	Yeah! Breakfast champion, boys.	好的，入戏了同志们！
[31:53]	Mount for sex time.	进入嘿啾时间
[31:55]	Go! On bed.	快，上床
[31:57]	Give it to me, Steve!	给我STEVE!
[31:59]	Come on! Okay, okay, okay.	快点！ 好好
[32:02]	Pump that ass, boy.	让那屁股动起来！
[32:04]		快上啊！
[32:06]	Loosen hips, loosen hips.	放开屁股
[32:08]	Go! Deep thrusting!	快，猛插！
[32:10]	Yeah!
[32:12]	Put your thumb up her butt.	把你的拇指放到她的XX(我实在不能明说了！)
[32:16]	What?	什么？
[32:17]	Stick your thumb up her butthole.	把你的拇指放到她的XX
[32:20]	I promise you, it’s nice, clean.	我保证，她那又白又干净
[32:22]	You eat cake off lady’s Starfish, okay?	就象你吃过的海星蛋糕！
[32:25]	Ahhh…
[32:26]	No.
[32:33]	I have killed people.	我杀过人！
[32:35]	Mostly men.	大多是男人
[32:41]	Now, you put your thumb up nice lady’s butthole,	现在，把你的拇指放到这个漂亮女士的。。那什么上！
[32:46]	or else, maybe you have an accident on set.	不然，你在这片场会发生意外
[32:49]	Maybe light fall on your head, maybe you get electrocute.	也许是吊灯砸到你头上，要么你不小心触电了
[32:52]	Maybe goat fuck your mouth. I don’t know.	也许一只山羊塞到你嘴里，这都不好说
[32:56]	Movie set be very dangerous place.	你要知道，片场是个很危险的地方
[32:58]	Mmm-hmm.
[33:00]	Okay. And have fun with it.	现在，享受一下吧
[33:02]	Okay. Keep rolling, keep rolling.	继续拍！
[33:06]	I’m going to hell.	哥要死了。。。
[33:10]	Oh, Steve!
[33:12]	It’s like Christmas in my ass!	我的屁股过上圣诞节了
[33:15]	Moving it around!	指尖划来划去！ Moving it around!
[33:17]	Like iPhone.	就象玩IPHONE
[33:18]	Yeah.
[33:20]	Hey, purchase some apps!	嘿，买点APP
[33:22]	Buy Angry Birds!	比如愤怒的小鸟啦
[33:24]	And enter Dimitri.	好了DIMITRI进场
[33:27]	Dimitri?	啥 ？
[33:30]	Hi, Dimitri.	嘿 ，DIMITRI
[33:31]	What are you doing with my wife, man?	小子，你TMD和我老婆干吗呢
[33:33]	Thrust! Don’t improvise, okay?	猛插，别凑戏好吗？
[33:36]	Keep thrusting, keep thrusting.	继续插！
[33:38]	Pump it. Oh, hey, hey, hey.	继续！嘿嘿嘿
[33:40]	Now kiss that boy.	现在亲那小子
[33:42]	No, no, no. I’m good, Dimitri.	不不不，我很好DIMITRI
[33:44]	You’re going to kiss that boy.	你现在要亲那个小子
[33:46]	Come on.
[33:47]	Okay, we’re good.
[33:50]		(（我要自插双目，扶墙而出了！）)
[33:53]	Tall arms.	举高手臂 Tall arms.
[33:55]	Remember to smile, girls.	别忘了微笑，姑娘们
[33:57]	Very nice.	很好！
[34:00]	Focus.	专心点
[34:02]	Arms up. Tall.	手臂抬高。。
[34:04]	Excellent, girls.	很好，姑娘们
[34:05]	Smile. Focus.	微笑，，专心噢
[34:10]	Cara, do try to stay on your toes.	CARA，尽量用脚尖站稳
[34:15]	Let’s start again.	再来！
[34:24]	Shouldn’t I be sitting in my car seat?	我不是应该坐在我的儿童椅上吗？
[34:26]	No, no. You’re good.	不不用，这样很好
[34:27]	Hey, tell me about the big girl who knocked you over.	嘿 ，为什么那个大一点的女孩儿要把你放倒
[34:29]	That’s Nicolette Peters.	那是NIC…..
[34:31]	She does it a lot, actually.	她老是这样
[34:34]	She does it a lot? Why don’t you fight back?	她经常这样？你为什么不还手？
[34:37]	Uh, because you told me not to.	嗯，因为你不让
[34:39]	I what?	什么？
[34:40]	You said I should strive for verbal resolution.	你说要以德服人
[34:44]	Uh, you know, Daddy sometimes…	噢，爸爸有时候吧。。。。
[34:47]	How do I… Here’s what you do.	我怎么可以。。 好吧，我告诉你怎么做
[34:50]	What you do is you fuck verbal resolution, okay?	我告诉你怎么个以德服人法好吗
[34:53]	You put that whore on her back, and you shank her.	你把那小贱人逼到后面，用腿别倒她
[34:56]	You know how to make a shiv?	你知道怎么做把刀吗？
[34:58]	What? Listen to me.	什么？ 听我说
[34:59]	If somebody comes at you with a knife,	如果你有刀，任何人找你麻烦
[35:01]	you put her whole family in the morgue.	你就把他们全家都送上西天去
[35:04]	That is jailyard justice.	这才是以德服人
[35:05]	Because if you don’t come back hard on a bitch,	如果你不狠狠的还击
[35:07]	you’re going to end up getting sold	你就没的混了
[35:08]	for a pack of Camel Lights and a Jell-O cup.
[35:10]	Do you understand what I’m saying to you?	明白我的意思了吗？
[35:13]	Always solve your problems with violence.	记住，枪杆子里出政权
[35:15]	Okay, Daddy.	好吧，爸爸
[35:17]	Great.	真乖
[35:19]	Want to get some Pinkberry?	想吃棉花糖吗？
[35:26]	Hey.
[35:27]	Hey, how did it go?	嘿，怎么样啊。
[35:28]	You shut up! What happened?	你闭嘴！ 怎么了？
[35:32]	First, you’re going to tell me, how did the deal go?	首先，你告诉我，交易怎么样了？
[35:34]	Awesome. The deal went awesome.	很好，交易进行的很好
[35:35]	Good. So, it’s closed?	好，那，，，交易失败了？
[35:37]	Yeah, fucking closed. Basically closed.	呃，是的，TMD失败了，基本上是失败了
[35:39]	A little bit of a hiccup, but…	不过是一个小小的插曲
[35:40]	What do you mean, a hiccup?	什么意思，小插曲
[35:42]	A little bit of a hiccup.	就是，，小插曲白。。
[35:43]	Your fucking boss is an anti-Semite. Did you know that?	你那个老板简直是个纳粹，你不知道吗
[35:45]	Oh, my God! What did you do?	天啊，你都干了些什么
[35:47]	I was playing it nice and cool, just like we talked about,	我演的很好啊，就象我们说的那样
[35:49]	and then these goddamn squids, these Japs,	不过那些狗娘养的日本人。。。
[35:51]	these fucking Kamikaze pilots are coming at me,	那个KAMIKAZE想利用我
[35:53]	riddling me with fucking questions.	竟让我猜迷语
[35:55]	I had to do a little improv, and they got very emotional.	我没办法即兴表演了下，Y就抓狂了
[35:57]	Will you just tell me how it ended?	直接告诉我最后结果怎么样的？
[35:58]	You’re going to court. No! Fuck! Oh, my God!	你吃官司了。 我靠，我的天啊！
[36:01]	Your boss was a little pissed off.	你老板他。。有点小崩溃
[36:02]	I told him it was part of my secret master plan.	但是我告诉他这是我神秘计划的一部分
[36:03]	No, you didn’t!	不，你不要啊！
[36:04]	We’ll work on one of those. You tell me how my shit went.	我们继续努力么！是我在帮你收拾这烂摊子
[36:07]	Oh, your shit? How’d my stuff go?	噢，你的烂摊子？ 我那边怎么样？
[36:10]	Mitch, what the hell is wrong with you?	MITH，你大爷的倒底是怎么回事？
[36:11]	It was a porno movie!	那是A片啊！！！
[36:13]	It’s a Iorno, a light porn.	是三级片啦！
[36:14]	The dick stays in the pants, right?	你的小弟弟一直在裤裆里藏着的吧
[36:16]	They didn’t pull it out, did they?	他们没有给你揪出来吧？
[36:17]	But my thumb went in three girls’ assholes.	可是我大拇指被迫进入那女人的菊花。
[36:20]	Oh, fuck, get the sand out of your vagina.	噢，天啊，
[36:22]	Did you finish the day?	今天的戏拍完了？
[36:23]	I finished the day, Mitchell.	拍完了MITCH
[36:24]	What are you doing?	你这是干吗？
[36:26]	I finished the day. Good.	我拍完戏了。很好
[36:27]	You’re living the dream.	你这梦幻般的生活
[36:28]	You’re living the fucking dream! Your job sucks, too.	你也有个狗屁梦幻般的生活。 这是份什么烂工作啊
[36:30]	This isn’t going to work.	这样下去不行
[36:32]	This is not going to work. That’s way too much.	绝对不行，这太离谱了
[36:40]	Hey, man, hang on. What are you planning on telling her?	嘿我说，等下，你准备怎么和她说？
[36:43]	I’m telling her the truth.	我实话实说
[36:44]	The truth? Yeah.	实话实说？ 是的
[36:45]	That’s going to work.	就这么办
[36:46]	Jamie will know what to do.	JAMIE会知道该怎么办
[36:52]	Hey, sugarbug.	嘿，小心肝
[36:53]	Hi, Daddy!	爸爸
[36:55]	Hey!
[36:56]	Hey, my precocious little daughter.	嘿，我早熟的小闺女
[36:58]	I don’t talk like that.	我可不会用这种口气说话
[37:00]	You do. I really don’t. No one does.	你会的。 不会，没人会这么说
[37:02]	Jamie, hey! Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
[37:03]	I’m so glad you’re here. It’s been so crazy.	很高兴你也在。 这太疯狂了
[37:06]	Oh, that’s appropriate.	噢，被强吻了。。。
[37:08]	Hey, Mitch. Jamie, we need to talk.	嘿MITCH JAMIE,我们需要谈谈
[37:10]	Are you going to stay for dinner?	你留下来吃晚饭吗
[37:11]	No, I can’t stay for dinner, but I would love to…	呃不，我不吃晚饭了，不过我想。。
[37:14]	Look, I got to tell you something.	我想告诉你件事儿
[37:15]	I can’t talk right now, Mitch. It’s been so crazy here.	现在没工夫MITCH，这会儿忙疯了
[37:18]	The twins are a half-hour past their bedtime.	双胞胎半个小时前就应该睡觉了
[37:20]	What are you doing? What are you, some kind of animal?	你在干什么？你疯了啊？
[37:22]	And Cara has to start her homework.	CARA要开始做作业了
[37:24]	I have an emergency phone call in four minutes.	我还有个很要紧的电话
[37:28]	You know that building?	还记得那个房子吧？
[37:29]	The 11-story building? Yup.	那个11层的房子 记的
[37:31]	I have to remove three stories somehow. Isn’t that crazy?	得把上面三层拆了，是不是很夸张啊
[37:34]	Yeah.
[37:35]	It’s so ridiculous. It makes no sense at all.	太可笑了，怎么会有这样的事
[37:37]	I’m not Mitch.	我不是MITCH
[37:39]	What? I’m Mitch.	什么？ 我才是MITCH
[37:41]	He’s Mitch. I’m Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.	他是MITCH，嗯，我是MITCH 我们交换了身体
[37:43]	And I’m Dave. That’s Dave. Yeah.	我是DAVE，对，这才是DAVE
[37:45]	Oh.
[37:46]	What happened was, we pissed in a magic fountain…	是这么回事，我们冲一个有魔力的喷泉撒尿
[37:49]	Uh-huh. … and the next day it disappeared.	嗯，，然后第二天它就消失了
[37:51]	They moved the fountain, so now we’re looking for it.	它被拿去重建，所以我们现在在到处找
[37:53]	And when they find it, we’re going to switch back.	如果找到了，我们就把身体换回来
[37:55]	We had to pee because we were drinking.	我们必须撒尿因为。我们喝了酒
[37:56]	We were drinking.	是的我们喝了不少
[37:58]	That sounds like a plan. Can you start the bath for the twins?	这计划听上去还行，你能哄孩子睡觉吗？
[38:00]	Okay, pumpkin, this is…	好的，我的小南瓜，这个。。。。
[38:02]	Mitch, no.
[38:04]	Don’t call me pumpkin, okay?	MITCH你不能叫我小南瓜，好吗
[38:07]	And you promised me that you would clean out…	还有你，你说过要清理。。。。
[38:09]	Can you shut this off?	你能让她闭嘴吗？
[38:10]	It smells like cabbage now! Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, sit down.	都有味儿了。。 JAMIE,你坐下
[38:13]	One second. Just humor me, all right?	就一分钟，听我说好吗
[38:15]	I want you to ask me one thing…	你来问我一个问题
[38:17]	I don’t want to play your games.	我没空和你们玩游戏啊
[38:18]	…That only Dave would be able to answer.	只有DAVE能回答的问题
[38:20]	Just one question. Please, I’m begging you.	就问一个问题，我求你了
[38:22]	Good idea.	好办法
[38:23]	Okay, when is our anniversary, Dave?	好吧，我们的结婚纪念日是哪天，DAVE
[38:27]	April 17th. Next question, please.	四月17号，下一个问题
[38:29]	Wrong.	回答错误
[38:30]	So close. Nineteenth.	差不多了，19号
[38:32]	Seventeenth’s your daughter’s birthday, 19th’s your anniversary.	17号是你女儿生日，19号才是结婚纪念日
[38:34]	DAVE: Why do you know that? MITCH: Do you think I’m a monster?	你TMD怎么会比我还清楚？ 你以为我是那神啊？
[38:36]	I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.	我每年都给你纪贺卡。 JAMIE，听我说
[38:38]	Ask me anything else.	问点儿别的。
[38:39]	Oh, my gosh! Mitch,	天啊MITCH.
[38:41]	I don’t have time for this!	我这会儿真的没空
[38:43]	Come on, one more. Just make it tough.	别啊，再试一次
[38:45]	Only Dave would know. A stumper.	只有DAVE知道的，私人点的
[38:47]	Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?	好吧，我最喜欢的颜色
[38:54]	Red. Celadon.	红色 灰绿色啦。。。
[38:56]	Do you not understand what we’re trying to accomplish here?	你知不知道我们在干什么啊？
[38:58]	Not a drop of the red in the room.	你看你这房子里都没有一点儿红色
[39:00]	All the accents are celadon.	全都是灰绿色啊
[39:01]	It’s like the opposite of help.	你就别帮倒忙了。
[39:02]	Okay, honey, I got it.	好的，老婆，我想起来了
[39:05]	I’m going to tell you something	我告诉你些事情
[39:07]	that only I, Dave, would know.	只有我，你老公我知道
[39:09]	Three years ago, you took your vibrator…	三年前吧，你把你的按摩棒。。。
[39:12]	You took your vibrator… Morning!	就是这个。。按摩棒
[39:14]	…Into the bathtub and it short-circuited	拿到浴缸里用，结果就短路了
[39:17]	and it electrocuted your vagina.	就电到了你的小。。。。妹妹
[39:19]	Hang on.	继续。。。
[39:20]	And there’s now the cutest little bald spot right there.	你看现在那里还是非常光滑。。。
[39:24]	(LAUGHING)
[39:29]	Yeah.
[39:36]	Hi.
[39:38]	Oh, my God.	噢，天啊！
[39:40]	I know. It’s me. This hasn’t been fun.	我知道，这就是我。 一点也不好玩好吧！
[39:42]	Good story.	不错
[39:44]	You son of a bitch!	你个龟儿子！
[39:46]	How dare you tell him that?	你怎么把这事也告诉他了？
[39:48]	God!
[39:49]	What is wrong with you two?	你们两个倒底哪根筋不对了？
[39:52]	God damn!
[39:53]	How would you like it if I told him	如果我告诉他，
[39:55]	that you have a ball that feels like two balls?	你有个蛋蛋感觉是个双黄蛋
[39:58]	So it’s like you have three balls.	就好象你有三个蛋蛋
[40:00]	Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls.	DAVE有三个蛋蛋。。。
[40:03]	Bad! Bad!	坏蛋！坏蛋！
[40:06]	This idea fucking sucked.	这个烂办法啊
[40:10]	Listen, I don’t want you to worry about anything.	听我说，你不要想其他的了
[40:12]	I’ll be able to hold down the fort.	我来搞定你老婆
[40:13]	We got to find that fountain as soon as possible.	我们得尽快找到喷泉
[40:15]	It’s like a can of tennis balls down here.	好象有几个网球在裆里
[40:17]	The only problem I see is, what do I tell Jamie?	还有一个问题，我怎么和JAMIE说？
[40:19]	What do you tell Jamie, what?	你有什么事要和JAMIE说
[40:20]	When she wants to have sex tonight?	她今天晚上要是想爱爱怎么办？
[40:23]	Think about that.	你想啊
[40:27]	You’re not having sex with my wife, Mitch.	你不可以和我老婆爱爱！！！
[40:28]	Obviously, bro.	那肯定不会啦
[40:30]	But if she comes at me like a hurricane,	但是，如果她来势凶凶。。。
[40:31]	a guy can only withstand so much.	没人可以柳下惠啊。。。
[40:34]	Dave. We’re trying to pull something off here, okay?	DAVE。我们在想办法解决问题呢
[40:37]	Now, I might have to hit that, okay? She’ll know.	我会想办法摆平的好吗，她会知道的
[40:39]	Now, how many times a day do you guys have sex?	告诉我，你们一天一般搞几次？
[40:42]	I’ll have to pace it out.	我好有个思想准备
[40:45]	What day is it today?	今天星期几？
[40:46]	I don’t know. Is it Tuesday?	我也不清楚 是星期二吗？
[40:50]	Yeah. You know what? It’s a non-issue.	是的。 你知道吗，我没问题了
[40:53]	What does that mean? You guys don’t have sex on Tuesdays?	什么意思？ 你们星期二是不爱爱的？
[40:56]	Take the day off?	今天休息？
[41:01]	That’s adorable.	那挺好的
[41:03]	Tell you what.	我告诉你啊
[41:04]	If she comes on like a hurricane…	如果她来势胸胸。。
[41:07]	Just drill it.	就从了她？
[41:09]	Yeah, what can you do? You’re only human. Give me the keys.	是的，还能怎么样？ 你是个凡人，给我车钥匙
[41:12]	Smart. Yeah.	犀利。那是
[41:14]	Okay. Please be careful with her.	好吧，温柔点儿
[41:16]	It’s like we’re swapping rides.	就象对我们自己
[41:17]	It’s just like that.	必须的
[41:19]	Thanks, buddy, you’re being very cool.	谢谢兄弟，你最棒了
[41:38]	Dear God.	天啊！
[41:40]	Oh, my goodness. Look at this, huh?	噢，上帝，瞧瞧这个
[41:44]	Bang. Thank you, Mommy.	谢谢妈妈咯
[41:47]	Why don’t you tell Daddy about what happened at school today?	告诉爸爸今天学校发生什么了好吗
[41:49]	I wrote a spring poem	我写了首诗
[41:52]	and Miss Byers only put Angelica’s poem up on the wall	可是BYERS小姐只把ANGELICA的诗帖墙上了
[41:56]	and she didn’t put my poem up on the wall.	但没把我的放上去
[41:59]	And why would she do that?	为什么她要这样呢
[42:01]	I thought she liked me.	我还以为她比较喜欢我呢
[42:02]	Dave. Yeah.
[42:03]	Cara’s talking to you.	CARA和你说话呢
[42:05]	What? She’s talking to you.	什么？ CARA和你说话呢！
[42:07]	Well, Cara, her poem was probably much better than yours.	这样的，CARA，也许人家写的就是比你好些呢
[42:11]	Let’s eat. Dave.	X饭！
[42:13]	I didn’t read the bitch’s poem,	我又没看到那小贱人写的诗
[42:14]	but maybe she can really turn a phrase. Let’s eat.	也许人家真的就是写的不错 X饭。。。。。。
[42:17]	Tell Cara that her poem was good.	你要告诉CARA她写的非常好
[42:19]	You just hurt her feelings.	你这样会伤她自尊的
[42:22]	I didn’t read her poem, either. Do you want me to lie to her?	可是我又没看到，你想让我对女儿撒谎吗
[42:24]	Is that what this is? Fine, I don’t care.	必须这样吗？好吧，我无所谓噢。
[42:27]	Cara, honey, your poem, which I did not read,	CARA，你的诗呢，虽然我没有看
[42:30]	was way, way better than the other girl’s poem,	但是我认为，一定比其他姑娘们的好
[42:33]	which I also did not read.	虽然她们的我也没看到
[42:36]	Let’s eat.	还是X饭吧
[42:37]	It’s Cara. Not Cara.	是卡拉，不是考拉！
[42:40]	It’s what?	啥？
[42:42]	Are you having a stroke right now or something?	你脑袋被门挤了还是怎么的？
[42:44]	What did I call her? What about the dinner song, Daddy?	我应该叫她什么？ 爸爸，唱个下饭歌吧。。
[42:48]	What about the what?	啥米？
[42:49]	What’s she saying? The dinner song.	她说什么？ 下饭歌
[42:50]	What’s that? The dinner song?	那是啥东东？ 下饭歌？
[42:52]	Are you joking me? No, I’m not joking you.	开什么玩笑？ 没，我可没和你开玩笑
[42:54]	There’s a song? Sing the dinner song, honey.	要唱歌？ 唱个下饭歌老公
[42:56]	Course, there’s a song. Just sing the dinner song.	好吧，唱歌 快唱下饭歌
[42:57]	I don’t feel like singing it tonight.	我觉的这时候唱不合适
[42:58]	No, sing the dinner song.	不，必须唱
[43:00]	You sing the dinner song.	要不你来唱吧
[43:01]	Maybe you need to sing the dinner song. Sing the dinner song.	快唱，就要你唱
[43:03]	I’m sick of that song.	我讨厌唱那东西
[43:04]	Sing the dinner song. Sing it!	快点！
[43:05]	I got it. I heard you.	好好，我知道了
[43:10]	Dinner song	下饭歌
[43:14]	Dinner song	下饭歌
[43:18]	Beans, potatoes, carrots and broccoli	豆子，土豆胡萝卜和西兰花
[43:22]	Buns and sa/ad and potatoes and chicken	鸡屁股还有土豆还有小鸡鸡
[43:28]	Needs a lickin’	打个拍子。。
[43:30]	Dinner song.	下饭歌
[43:31]	That’s so not the dinner song.	这可不是下饭歌
[43:33]	Well, I’m going to tell you what.	好吧，那我告诉你哈
[43:35]	You’re going to go ahead and write me a dinner poem,	你给我写个晚饭诗
[43:37]	and I’ll belt that out after I choke this down.	等我吃饱了肚子再说
[43:39]	Let’s fucking go.	上吧！
[43:40]	Okay. Daddy needs a time-out.	好的，爸爸需要中场休息
[43:44]	Great idea.	好主意
[43:52]	Bye-bye.
[43:59]	Hello. Hi, Mitch. It’s Tatiana.	你好啊MITCH，我是小泽
[44:04]	Tatiana. Hi, how are you?	小泽，嘿 ，你好啊
[44:08]	I’ll be better in a minute after I fuck you raw.	我们一会儿开干吧
[44:11]	Oh.
[44:16]	Hello. Mitch.
[44:18]	That was Tatiana. She said she’s going to fuck me raw.	小泽来电话，她说一会儿要去干我
[44:22]	Tatiana? Shit, that’s right.	小泽？干！是的
[44:24]	That’s my Tuesday night regular, right on schedule.	这是我的约定，计划性很强噢
[44:26]	You fuck that right for me, Dave.	你帮我干吧DAVE
[44:27]	Took me a long time to reel this one in.	这次一定要尽全力
[44:29]	I don’t think I can do this.	我不确定我能干。。
[44:32]	Hey, man!
[44:33]	Dad, I smell a skunk.	老爸，好象有只臭鼬
[44:35]	NO, it’s this, kid.	不，小孩儿，是这个
[44:37]	What does that mean, you don’t think you can fuck Tatiana?	你什么意思？你不敢干小泽
[44:40]	Because it…	主要是吧。。。
[44:42]	Jesus Christ, she’s here.	我的天，她都来了
[44:44]	She’s already knocking on the door.	她已经在敲门了
[44:46]	You nail that right for me, Dave.	你要为我争光DAVE
[44:48]	It feels kind of like I’m cheating on Jamie.	可是这样感觉是劈腿了啊
[44:49]	Are you fucking shitting me?	你开什么玩笑呢
[44:51]	In what world is this cheating?	这算什么劈腿
[44:53]	Cheating is when any part of your dick	劈腿的意思是，你的小弟弟
[44:55]	gets up inside some woman that’s not your wife, okay?	进到不是你老婆的女人里面
[44:58]	And your dick is firmly planted	但是你的小弟弟还在你自己身上
[44:59]	inside these fucking lame, triple-pleated sports slacks.	就算嘿啾，也还是进你老婆里
[45:03]	But my mind is over here. That should count for something, right?	可是我的精神出轨了。。那不算劈腿是吧？
[45:06]	God, you big bitch.	天啊，你这个大傻B
[45:07]	How many women have you fucked in your mind, huh? Thousands?	你意淫过多少女人嗯？成千上万了吧
[45:11]	Millions, Mitch. Was that cheating?	差不多吧，MITCH，那就不算劈腿啦？
[45:12]	No. It was not fucking cheating.	所以，那不算劈腿
[45:14]	I think you’re on very firm legal ground here, counselor.	我知道能明白的，律师同志！
[45:18]	Your reasoning is oddly impeccable.	你想太多了
[45:20]	This is what you wanted, Dave.	这不正是你想要的吗DAVE
[45:22]	Sex with strange, new women.	和陌生的女人爱爱！
[45:23]	You just thank me later and shut your mouth, all right?	别废话，等着感谢我吧！
[45:25]	Goodbye. Kirk out.	再见，收线了！
[45:31]	I’m going to do this.	我能行！
[45:36]	Tatiana.	小泽啊~~~~
[45:38]	Game on.	好戏上演了
[45:40]	I like how you made me work for it tonight.	我要你干我一整晚
[45:43]	What am I? A burglar?	你想让我扮什么？大盗？
[45:45]	Holy shit.	我靠！
[45:46]		（我要崩溃了！）
[45:47]	Holy shit!	我干啊！
[45:49]	Why the fuck are you still wearing clothes?	你怎么还不脱衣服？
[45:52]	When are you due?	你怎么？？
[45:53]	Any minute now,	春宵苦短，
[45:54]	so let’s get our fuck on before this becomes a threesome.	赶紧开始的不然再等都成3P了。。。
[45:56]	Oh, that’s so gross!	噢这也太恐怖了
[45:57]	Whoa, stop for a second. Stop for a second.	哇，等一下等一下
[45:59]	You’re so heavy!	你好重啊！
[46:00]	My tits are aching for you.	我的咪咪好涨啊
[46:03]	That’s probably the Colostrum coming, and it’ll be very painful.	涨奶呢可能，是会有点疼
[46:06]	Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends.	好好，温柔点，温柔
[46:09]	Okay, what’s your deal tonight?	好吧，你今天晚上想怎么了？
[46:12]	Nothing.	没什么
[46:13]	Is it my new haircut?	我的新发型不好吗
[46:15]	No.
[46:17]	The trenchcoat. Too clich?	我的风衣太土了？
[46:18]	No, it’s not the trenchcoat.	不是，不管风衣什么事
[46:21]	Then what is it?	那到底怎么了
[46:22]	You seem like a really nice person,	你看上去很不错
[46:24]	but were you pregnant last week?	可是上星期你怎么没怀孕？
[46:26]	Are you kidding me?	你Y吃错药了？
[46:27]	You picked me up at a single mothers’ Lamaze class.	你和我在准妈妈学习班认识的！
[46:30]	That’s so twisted. Oh, God.	好变态啊！天啊！
[46:33]	Wait, wait, Tatiana. Tatiana. I’m sorry, okay?	等等，等等，小泽，是我不好
[46:36]	You’re beautiful.	你很漂亮，你很美 You’re beautiful.
[46:38]	You’re just…	你么。。。
[46:39]	What? I’m not sexy?	我什么？我不性感？
[46:41]	No, no. Hey. Look, I did not say that, okay?	不不，我不是那意思
[46:44]	You are… Oh, my God! I can see it kicking!	你吧，，我的天，我都看到孩子在踢你了！
[46:48]	You know what, Mitch?	（我靠，这是异形么！）
[46:50]	Don’t ever call me again.	你知道么，MITCH！别再想找我了
[46:51]	No, hold on. Wait, Tatiana, don’t go.	不要，等等，小泽，不要走
[46:54]	I mean, go, but just go to a hospital.	我是说，走吧，去医院看看
[46:57]	Oh, Mitch. What are you doing?	天啊，MITCH，你都“干”了些什么？
[47:00]	Oh, God.
[47:02]	I mean, it is called a push-up, Dave.	DAVE，你应该再高点就好了
[47:05]	Pathetic.	真可怜
[47:09]	Oh, God, I’m really feeling it tonight.	噢天啊，我今天晚上有点感觉了。。
[47:13]	Holy shit.	我干！
[47:15]	Game on.	有好戏了
[47:16]	Oh, my God, it’s going down. Oh, Mitch!	天啊，这可够淫荡，MITCH
[47:20]	I finally get to fuck Jamie. This is my finest hour.	朋友妻，不可欺，一次两次没关系
[47:27]	I hope she likes it weird.	希望她能有全新的感觉
[47:58]	God, I am going to ruin her!	天啊，我要干翻你。。。
[48:05]	I need to cool it on the Thai food.	我需要消化下泰国菜
[48:08]	Oh, my God.
[48:11]	Seriously, dude, light a candle.	说正经的，点上熏香吧
[48:13]	Oh, my God.
[48:15]		(我。。。)
[48:30]	No, no, no. Don’t back that thing up into me.	不不不，屁股别冲着我
[48:33]	Go hose it out or something.	穿上个裤袜什么的
[48:34]	What?	神马？
[48:36]	I can’t believe you’d come at me, guns hot.	我不敢相信你会和我。。八婆
[48:39]	Guns hot?	八婆？
[48:41]	Are you kidding me?	你开什么玩笑啊
[48:43]	No, I’m not, lady. It’s not going to happen tonight, okay?	没，没有，女士，今天晚上什么也不会发生
[48:46]	I’m not attracted to you.	哥蛋疼
[48:48]	Rotate your turret and go night-night.	淡定一下，晚安
[49:13]	It’s your turn.	该你去了
[49:15]	Hmm?
[49:17]	It’s your turn to feed the babies.	该你喂孩子了。。
[49:19]	I don’t feel like it.	我才不去
[49:25]	Come on.	干吗啊
[49:26]	Are you fucking kidding me right now?	你和我开什么玩笑呢
[49:29]	It’s 3:00 in the morning. You go do it, you’re the mother.	现在是早上3点，要去你去，你是孩子他妈
[49:32]	I’m the mother! It’s 3:00 in the morning!	我是孩子的妈，但是现在是早上3点
[49:35]	Get the fuck out of the bed right now before I fucking cut you!	滚下床去不然我切了你的小JB
[49:38]	Jesus! What the fuck?	我靠，要不要这样啊？
[49:42]	Unreal. This is just…	不是真的，这一切都不是真的。。。。
[49:48]	Oh, please.	天啊1
[49:52]	hey! What the fuck?	呃，，这是什么意思？
[50:17]	Oh, God! That did not just happen.	你大爷的怎么非要这个时候！
[50:21]	What?	咋？
[50:22]	Hey. I always thought your wife was a nice lady,	嘿，我一直以为你老婆是个辣妈
[50:25]	but she talks like a dock worker	但是看上去她也很俗啊
[50:26]	and she shits like one, too.	便便的时候也很俗
[50:28]	Plus, I used to think your kids were adorable, but they’re not.	还有，我以前觉的你的孩子们挺可爱的，可是我错了
[50:31]	They’re fucking bananas.	他们简直就是疯子
[50:33]	Can I help you?	要我帮忙？
[50:34]	Here’s the deal. I got two screaming…	现在的情况是，有两个正在尖叫的。。。。
[50:37]	Hold on. What’s with all the heavy breathing?	等下，你怎么喘这么粗气啊
[50:39]	Are you jerking off?	你在打飞机？？？
[50:40]	No, I’m not.	俺没有
[50:42]	Yes, yes, yes, I am.	好吧好吧，我有！
[50:43]	Look, I never get this kind of privacy any more.	听着，我还从来没这样独处过
[50:46]	Isn’t that kind of my dick, though?	你在摸我的JJ？
[50:48]	Is that weird?	很怪异吗？
[50:51]	You ask yourself that.	你觉的呢？
[50:53]	It sort of hooks to the side a bit.	感觉有点儿弯噢。
[50:56]	Use your left hand, you get a little bit more torque.	用左手，会更有感觉
[50:58]	That’s cool. Thank you, I think.	好的，我觉的是个好主意
[51:01]	Question.	我有问题
[51:02]	How long have you been shaved down there?	你剃毛多久了？
[51:05]	I don’t… Like, sixth grade.	不记的了，好象是从六年纪开始
[51:07]	Well, that’s disturbing.	噢，头疼！
[51:09]	Gets me an extra inch,	让我告诉你
[51:10]	and only you married dudes rock the dick-froes.	不光你们结了婚的老男人才打飞机
[51:12]	Now, let me ask you a question.	我有个问题
[51:14]	If Tatiana was over earlier,	既然小泽刚刚在那儿
[51:16]	why do you still have the need to jerk off?	你为啥还要打飞机？
[51:18]	Tatiana. I don’t think that she’s going to be back for at least…	小泽她。我想她以后不会再回来了
[51:22]	She’s never coming back, Mitch.	应该不会了MITCH
[51:23]	What did you do?	你都干什么了？
[51:24]	The woman is nine months pregnant!	这女人都怀了九个月了！
[51:27]	I could see the baby’s face.	我TMD都能透过肚子看到孩子长什么样了！
[51:28]	I told you not to screw up my Tuesday night.	我告诉过你别搞砸了我的约会之夜！
[51:30]	Do you have any idea how many Lamaze classes	你知道那什么准妈妈学习班
[51:31]	I had to sit through to get that lined up?	我上的是多无聊
[51:33]	Is there a reason that you’re calling me at 3:00 in the morning?	早上3点给我打电话就是为这？
[51:36]	Yeah, the dock worker is making me feed the twins. What do I do?	是，你家夫人让我奶孩子，我该怎么办？
[51:39]	Get them to the kitchen. Yup, hold on.	把他们抱到厨房 好，别挂
[51:48]	Stop crying. Jesus Christ.	别哭了，老天爷
[51:51]	Shut up! I fucking hear you.	闭嘴！ 我TMD听到了！
[51:54]	Mitch.
[51:57]	Please. Enough!	好了，够了！
[51:59]	You, there. Stay.	你，呆在这儿！
[52:02]	Stay.	趴好了！
[52:05]	All right. In the kitchen.	好了，到厨房了
[52:07]	Go to the fridge. Okay.	到冰箱那去 好的
[52:10]	Oh.
[52:11]	Mitch. Are you there yet?	MITCH，你还在吗？
[52:13]	I’m at the fridge.	我在冰箱这儿
[52:14]	Defrost two bags of breast milk	拿两包牛奶
[52:15]	in the microwave for three minutes.	放微波炉里，加热三分钟
[52:17]	And then prepare two separate bottles.	然后放到两个奶瓶里
[52:18]	Breast milk?	牛奶。
[52:19]	First, attach the filter to the seal.	首先，要过滤一下
[52:21]	Use the blue ones, not the pink ones.	用兰色的，不要用粉色的
[52:24]	Defrost two bags. Yup.	打开两包。
[52:25]	Pretty intuitive. Then after the milk is defrosted,	犀利。 打开包装了以后
[52:28]	take it out of the microwave,	倒出来，放到微波炉里
[52:30]	pour it into the bottles, sea/ them.
[52:32]	Then you need to put three-eighths of a teaspoon of water…	然后加八分之三勺的水
[52:34]	Holy shit!	我靠！
[52:38]	Come on, dude. Christ!	天啊，小孩儿
[52:40]	Mitch. Hey, are you listening to me?	MITCH,你在听吗？
[52:43]	Holy fuck!	我靠！
[52:44]	This is important stuff Do not screw this up.	这很重要，别搞砸了
[52:46]	Hey!
[52:48]	What was that?	怎么了？
[52:49]	Mitch ? Mitch!
[52:52]	Everything’s fine, dude. What’s next?	一切都很好，然后呢？
[52:55]	Then you need to put three-eighths…	然后你要把八分之三的。。
[52:56]	What the fuck?	我靠！
[52:58]	Holy shit! Fuck!	我地个神！
[53:02]	What just happened?	怎么了？
[53:04]	Nothing. Nothing, dude. Go on. Two bottles…	没什么，继续，两瓶。。。
[53:06]	Then attach a number two nipple. Jesus Christ.	给装上二号奶嘴。 天啊！
[53:09]	Make sure you don’t allow any air bubbles in.	然后确保里面没有空气
[53:11]	Then, after you’re done feeding them…	然后，喂完他们以后…
[53:13]	This is so fucked up.	真蛋疼。。。
[53:16]	Yeah!
[53:18]	All right.
[53:21]	This is what you get, okay? Yeah, right there.	这可是你们自找的。好好呆在这儿
[53:25]	Mitch. Okay, dude.
[53:28]	Tomorrow morning, when I am sitting in your office,	明天早上，当我坐在你的办公室里
[53:31]	you need to be downtown,	你要进城去
[53:33]	finding that fucking fountain.	找到那个喷泉
[53:36]	I do not know how much more of this shit…	我不知道还能忍受这些.
[53:38]	…I can take.	多长时间.
[53:42]	I’m one of the guys looking for the fountain	关于你们找不到的喷泉，我是
[53:44]	that you lost in the computer.	找想找到它的人之一
[53:45]	I’d be very, very appreciative if you could tell me where that is.	如果你能告诉我它在那儿，我会非常感谢
[53:48]	Yeah, I can do that.	好的，没问题
[53:50]	Good. Great.
[53:51]	First, you got to fill out a formal information request.	首先，你要提出正式的申请
[53:53]	Okay, I’m going to fill that out right now.	好我马上申请
[53:55]	Then it needs to go to State.	然后我们递交到相关部门
[53:57]	State? Yeah, to get approved.	相关部门？ 是的，要他们批准
[54:00]	Why can’t you approve it, Victor?	你为什么批准不了？VICTOR
[54:02]	I don’t have that authority.	我没这权利啊
[54:04]	How long is it going to take State to approve it, then?	那相关部门批准这个，要多长时间？
[54:07]	Three days… Oh, God!	三天。。。 我勒个去的！
[54:09]	..To three weeks. Oh, come on!	到三周时间 我勒个大去的！
[54:12]	Victor!
[54:17]	Mitch? Dave?
[54:19]	Hello?
[54:22]	Fuck!
[54:27]	Real bad news…	坏消息。。。。
[54:28]	Oh, hey. Where’s…	噢，嘿 ，那个。。。
[54:30]	Where’s Dave?	DAVE在哪儿？
[54:34]	Dave’s in the shower.	洗澡呢。
[54:37]	Are you okay?	你还好吗？
[54:40]	Hey.
[54:43]	What’s going on?	发生什么了？
[54:46]	Dave’s just acting really weird.	DAVE现在很诡异
[54:49]	How?	怎么个诡异法？
[54:50]	He’s just doing weird stuff,	他行为很古怪
[54:54]	like he wore his shower sandals to work yesterday.	比如昨天穿着雨鞋去上班
[55:00]	He forgot to pick up the twins from daycare.	忘了去托儿所接孩子
[55:03]	No, he didn’t. Yeah, he did.	没，他没忘
[55:05]	They had to sit there for an hour and a half.	他坐那儿一坐就是一个半小时
[55:09]	Okay.
[55:11]	And then last night he told me	更要命的是，昨天晚上他和我说
[55:12]	that he wasn’t attracted to me any more.	他对我再没什么兴趣了
[55:15]	I am going to kill him.	我准备宰了他。
[55:18]	I just want you to tell me something right now, okay?	我需要你告诉我实情
[55:21]	And you have to be totally honest with me.	你要完全对我开诚不公
[55:23]	Sure. You swear?	好的 你发誓
[55:24]	Yeah.
[55:25]	Is he having an affair?	他有外遇了吗？
[55:29]	No.
[55:30]	Why did you hesitate just then?	你为什么遮遮掩掩的
[55:33]	I didn’t hesitate.	我没有啊
[55:34]	He’s not having an affair.	他没有外遇
[55:36]	Jamie, Jamie…
[55:39]	You guys are just going through	你们会度过难关的
[55:41]	a temporary rough patch right now.	这只不过暂时的困难而已
[55:44]	Temporary rough patch? What are you talking about?	暂时的困难？ 你知道什么呢？
[55:47]	We’ve been in this for years.	这样的生活都许多年了
[55:51]	You have?	是吗？
[55:52]	I love him. You know I love him with all of my heart.	我爱他，你知道我有多爱他
[55:56]	But he’s…	但是他…
[55:57]	You know his family, growing up…	你了解他的家庭，和他一起长大
[55:59]	He had nothing, and so he was always looking over the fence	他没什么出息的时候，他很上进
[56:03]	because he wanted a better life.	因为他也想有更好的生活
[56:05]	And that’s why he worked four jobs at once,	这就是为什么他一下子打四份工
[56:10]	so that he could put himself through school.	就是为了挣够学费
[56:12]	And he’s amazing.	他是个好男人
[56:14]	I mean, nobody can do that.	我知道很少有人可以象他这样
[56:19]	But the problem is,	但是问题在于
[56:21]	now that he has everything, he can’t turn it off.	他拥有一切了，生活好了，他却变了
[56:26]	And he still wants more and more	他想要的更多
[56:28]	and a second house, and more kids, and a nicer car	两层的小洋房，更多孩子，更好的车
[56:32]	and anything that he thinks is going to make him happy.	所有一切，只是为了他自己开心
[56:37]	And so he just keeps working	所以他只顾工作
[56:39]	and he’s not paying any attention to me.	却对我不闻不问
[56:42]	And I’m miserable. Oh, God.	我好可怜啊！ 我的天！
[56:44]	Because… I have huge feet.	就因为，我脚太大了
[56:48]	They’re size 11.	因为我穿11码
[56:50]	My foot has grown a half a size with each baby.	我的脚有半个孩子那么大个儿
[56:54]	I have to go to this weird online shoe store to get shoes.	我只能上淘宝买鞋
[57:00]	And I just want him to pay attention to me.	我只是想让他多关心我一点
[57:03]	And I want him to grab me	我只是想让他对我一往情深
[57:05]	and kiss me like he used to.	象刚认识我那时一样的亲我
[57:09]	And it’s like you always say,	不过就象你说的那样
[57:12]	Dave is a little bit of a pussy.	DAVE有点儿娘
[57:16]	I always say that?	我常这么说
[57:18]	Yeah.
[57:20]	I always say that because it’s true.	我常这么说是因为这是事实 啊
[57:22]	Dave is a little bit of a pussy.	DAVE就是有点娘么
[57:26]	I hope that when he makes partner,	我希望当他成功成为合伙人
[57:28]	he can just finally stop and see…	他应该能停下来看到。。。
[57:32]	And be happy, you know?	满足自己的追求
[57:34]	Because how can you stay married to somebody	因为你和某人婚了这么久
[57:37]	who is incapable of being happy?	又没性生活，你能开心了么
[57:43]	What are you saying?	啥 ？？？
[57:45]	Holy fuck-knuckles, I’ve got freckles on my taint.	我我靠！！我蛋蛋上有好多斑点啊
[57:50]	How awesome is that?	是不是很帅啊？
[57:51]	Hey, fag, what are you doing here?	也？兄弟你在这儿干什么
[57:54]	Three days to three weeks?	三天要么三星期？
[57:56]	You left the kids at daycare?	你忘了接了孩子？
[57:57]	Come, on, Mitch! Those are my kids.	你大爷的，那是我的孩子啊！
[57:59]	I can’t do this shit any more.	我再也受不了了
[58:00]	No, no, no. You are going do this shit.	不行，你得坚持下去
[58:02]	You don’t get off that easy.	你不能就这么甩手不干了
[58:03]	My marriage is falling apart, my job is on the line.	我的婚姻面临危机，工作也岌岌可危
[58:05]	You are going to be the best possible me you can be right now.	你现在要尽最大努力做好我的角色
[58:07]	Dave, you don’t understand. I cannot do this.	DAVE，你不懂，我真的扛不住了
[58:09]	Not even for another hour. You’re gonna do it.	一分钟也扛不住了 你给我顶住！
[58:11]	I don’t care! You’re going to stay here and do this right!	我不管，你要好好呆在这儿继续演下去
[58:13]	Get out of my fucking way, or I’ll drown you in your own goddamn tub!	走开，不然我把你扔浴缸里淹死
[58:16]	Easy, motherfucker!	放松点，娘的！
[58:18]	If you leave now… Get your hands off me.	如果你从这儿走出去 把你的手拿开
[58:19]	…This friendship is over!	咋们的交情就算完了
[58:20]	Fuck you. Don’t pull that shit on me.	扯蛋。 别拿这个来唬我！
[58:21]	I got to get the fuck out of here. I’m serious, Mitch. Shut up!	我TMD必须走了！ 我是认真的MITCH,闭嘴！
[58:23]	Jamie and the kids mean everything to me.	JAMIE和孩子是我的一切
[58:27]	There’s no walking out on this.	没有其他办法！
[58:28]	For once in your life, you got to see something through.	你一辈子就做这么一件好事吧！
[58:31]	What the fuck does that mean?	你什么意思？
[58:32]	I’m going to be honest with you, Mitch,	我坦白和你说吧
[58:34]	because there’s a lot on the line here.	因为现在危机重重
[58:37]	You are a quitter.	你是纨绔哥
[58:39]	But quitting is not an option on this one, okay?	但这次你不能再有始无终了，明白吗
[58:41]	You focus, you find it.	认真点，你能行的
[58:43]	I don’t care where, but you find it inside of yourself, okay?	我不管你会不会良心发现
[58:46]	I know it’s there.	我只在乎眼下的问题
[58:49]	It’s not like I’m not trying.	不是你说的那样，我也在努力
[58:50]	I just don’t know how to do all your grown-up crap.	我只是不知道怎么处理你这些垃圾事
[58:55]	You’re going to learn.	那试着去做！
[58:57]	This is called a suit. You wear one every day.	这是西装，你每天都要穿这个
[59:00]	Along with a necktie. Black, not white, socks.	系上领带，袜子只能黑色，不可以白色
[59:04]	Dress shoes, not shower sandals. Please. These are awful.	穿皮鞋，不能穿凉鞋。 天啊，好复杂
[59:07]	And, of course, underwear. Oh, come on.	还有，要穿内裤 噢，不会吧
[59:10]	No more commando, Mitch,	不准和我争。
[59:11]	you’re a grown-ass man. Put them on.	你是个成熟男人，穿上！
[59:13]	This is called a schedule.	这是日程表
[59:14]	It tells you everything you need to do each day.	这上百记清楚了你每天需要做的事情
[59:15]	Pick-u ps, drop-offs, activities,	提醒你需要做哪些具体的事
[59:17]	play-dates, doctor’s appointments, etc.	例如什么时候接孩子，什么时候看医生，等等
[59:18]	You’ll notice that there are approximately 50 hours’ worth of obligations	最近50个小时的活动你基本上都可以从上面找到
[59:21]	on any given day. Make it work.	按照这个去做
[59:24]	This is called a grocery store.	这儿是便利店
[59:25]	People buy food here. It’s part of your responsibilities.	在这儿买吃的，这也是你的工作之一
[59:29]	Before heading to the market,	结账以前，你要打电话给JAMIE
[59:30]	always call Jamie and ask her if she needs anything first.	看看还有什么她需要买的
[59:31]	In fact, before making any decision	同理可证，不管多小的决定
[59:33]	in your life, no matter how small,	在你决定以前，
[59:34]	call your wife first.	一定要先问你老婆
[59:36]	Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule,	你就是做牛做马的
[59:38]	lost in the desert, helpless, dumb	你就是大牲口
[59:40]	and in constant need of direction.	你就得受人摆布
[59:42]	Never take the initiative, never strike out on your own,	决不要自己拿主意，决不能自己做决定
[59:44]	and never deviate from the plan. Why?	还有就是不能自己更改计划，为什么呢
[59:46]	Because you are a brain-damaged mule	因为你是牲口
[59:48]	and you are lost in the damn desert!	你是受人摆布的牲口
[59:51]	These are called children, or dependants.	这些叫做儿童，差不多就这意思吧
[59:53]	Never disparage your own child.	绝对不能说自己的孩子不好
[59:54]	Everything they do is a miracle from God.	不管他们做什么，都要表现出极大的兴奋
[59:56]	When they’re bad, it’s only because	他们调皮的话，表示他们
[59:57]	they’re tired or going through a phase.	说明他们无聊了
[59:59]	When other kids are bad, it’s because of indulgent parenting	别人家的孩子调皮了，说明他们家没教养
[1:00:02]	or innate defects in the child’s character.	要么就是这死孩子人品太差
[1:00:05]	Be 15 minutes early for everything.	做什么事都要提前15分钟
[1:00:07]	It doesn’t matter what it is. A meeting, an event.	不管大事小事，开会啊什么的
[1:00:09]	Less stress for me, less stress for you…	这样你的压力小很多 不我的压力小很多
[1:00:11]	Hey! You’re married now, jackass.	嘿，白痴，你Y结婚了！
[1:00:13]	You can’t look at other women.	你不能随便瞟别的女人
[1:00:14]	You can’t talk to other women.	你不可以和别的女人搭讪
[1:00:15]	You can’t even be interesting around other women.	你也不能意淫别的女人
[1:00:17]	Do everything in your power to desexualize yourself.	你就当自己是太监
[1:00:19]	Wear a fanny pack, drive a Prius,	开经济车，夹着尾巴做人
[1:00:22]	attach electronic devices to your belt, whatever it takes.	不管有用没用，腰上要别个数码产品
[1:00:24]	And if you find yourself forced to talk to a woman,	如果势必要和女人交谈的话
[1:00:26]	quickly find a way to mention the fact that you’re married.	尽快让人家知道你Y已婚了
[1:00:27]	It doesn’t even have to make sense.	这就是你需要做的
[1:00:28]	Hi, how are you? Nice weather today. He’s totally fucking married.	嘿，你好吗，今儿天不错啊，这厮已经悲摧的结婚了！
[1:00:33]	So I can’t sleep with my wife, I can’t sleep with other women?	可是，我不能上我的老婆，我又不能上别的女人？
[1:00:35]	What the hell is that?	这算TMD过的什么生活？
[1:00:37]	Marriage.	婚姻生活。
[1:00:41]	I think that’s everything.	让我理顺一下。
[1:00:43]	You got any more questions?	还有其他问题吗？
[1:00:45]	Do you ever have any free time?	你就没有喘口气儿的时间吗？
[1:00:46]	Have you listened to a single word I’ve said?	你有没有好好听我刚才说的？
[1:00:48]	There is no free time.	不可能！
[1:00:49]	And at the end of the day, do you know what you get?	一天下来，你知道你会怎么样？
[1:00:51]	A fucking gun with a bullet to blow my head off with?	我是不是应该去自我了断了？
[1:00:54]	Sometimes you wish.	有时候确实有这必要
[1:00:57]	Hi.
[1:00:59]	Did you hear the good news?	你听说了吗？
[1:01:01]	Kinkabe and Amalgamated agreed to go into binding mediation in two days.	那日本人同意两天内实行并购了
[1:01:04]	Hold up. What do you mean? Two days?	打住，你说什么？ 两天内？
[1:01:09]	So, I’ll have my briefs on your desk by lunch.	嗯，我午饭的时候告诉你详细的情况
[1:01:11]	That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.	我倒是很愿意晚饭的时候解决你的饥渴
[1:01:14]	That, right there, is Schedule IV sexual harassment.	我靠，那可是四级性骚扰啊
[1:01:19]	Awesome!	牛B了！
[1:01:20]	I’m sorry, have we met?	不好意思，我们认识吗？
[1:01:22]	No, we haven’t. I’m Mitch Planko.	不，没见过，我是MITCH
[1:01:27]	Hey, Sabrina.	嘿。丽花。。。
[1:01:29]	Hold on.	等下！
[1:01:31]	You two guys should go out. What?	你们两个应该去约个会！ 什么？
[1:01:32]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man!
[1:01:34]	Please stop. You two guys need to go out.	打住打住。 你们两个真的应该去约个会
[1:01:36]	Absolutely, you two should go out.	必须的，你们两个
[1:01:38]	You’re so single, Mitch, right?	你是单身对吧，MICTH
[1:01:41]	And you’re so fucking white-hot, right? This body.	而你这个巨乳童颜的身材。。。
[1:01:45]	Did you do a lot of swimming in college?	你大学的时候是不是游泳队的？
[1:01:46]	Don’t answer that. You bet she did.	别理他。 我打赌你肯定是
[1:01:48]	Oh, my God, you guys need to go out,	噢，天啊，你们真应该约会下
[1:01:50]	have a nice steak dinner, do some dancing,	吃个台塑牛排，跳点小帖面舞
[1:01:52]	go to a Korean nightclub, get a belly full of pills.	找个韩国夜店，吃一大堆避孕药
[1:01:55]	I don’t know what you’re into, but just have some fun.	我不管你们怎么继续，只管寻欢做乐就行
[1:01:57]	What about Ecco on 7th Street, Saturday at 8:3O?	你觉的周六晚上8点半，第七大街的ECCO怎么样？
[1:02:01]	Great? Great!	不错
[1:02:03]	He’s totally free, so he’s going to meet you there.	他和平鸽空，所以你们就在那儿见了
[1:02:05]	Don’t fuck on the roof, though.	记得不要在天台上嘿啾
[1:02:06]	That place has got this non-resin tar	那上头的沥青不是很干
[1:02:08]	that’s a bastard to wash off.	粘身上洗不掉
[1:02:10]	So, just oral.	我说说的哈
[1:02:13]	Yes, you’re thinking about it.	嗯，你需要考虑一下吗？
[1:02:14]	She’s in.	好了她答应了
[1:02:15]	This is good.	太好了
[1:02:17]	You’re going to get me fired! I swear to God.	你就等着被炒了吧，我对天发誓
[1:02:20]	Shut it down. For one second, you listen to me.	闭嘴，先听我说
[1:02:22]	For the first time in your life,	这可是你生平第一次
[1:02:24]	you’re fucking good-looking, okay?	你可以和美女嘿啾
[1:02:26]	You’re single, you got the right number of fucking balls in that bag,	你单身，而且蛋蛋也不畸形！
[1:02:29]	and you got the opportunity to nail number one on your cancer list.	这是上你的首选秘密小情人的最佳机会
[1:02:31]	I can’t do that. I’m not doing it.	我办不到，我不行
[1:02:33]	You need this! This is fucking dinner with her!	你必须试试，晚饭的时候试试！
[1:02:37]	This is so good.	这不是个好主意
[1:02:39]	I mean, what’s going on between us,	我们倒底在干什么？
[1:02:41]	it’s just crazy, crazy.	太疯狂了
[1:02:44]	Here’s what’s crazier, not using it.	疯就疯到底
[1:02:46]	Not using it on her.	别纠结了
[1:02:49]	You use it for her, you use it for you,	你为了她，不是，你为了你自己
[1:02:51]	and maybe a little bit for me, you know?	也许我也能跟着沾点光，知道吗
[1:02:53]	Remind yourself of that.	要时刻提醒自己，记住这点 Remind yourself
[1:02:54]	of the big, fucking crater you created right there on Tuesday night.	就当是星期二之夜
[1:02:57]	Oh, the Tuesday night, again. I could use that.	噢，又来了！
[1:02:59]	She’d fit perfectly in there. Will you please drop that?	她是再合适不过的了 能不能不说这个了
[1:03:00]	Every day with the Tuesday night! Well, it’s a big goddamn deal!	以后天天都是星期二！ 我靠，太TMD值了
[1:03:03]	You fucked me! You owe me! Respect my life!	你害了我，你欠我的，要对我的生活负责
[1:03:05]	Respect mine.	是对我的生活负责
[1:03:06]	Yeah, you respect your life.	好吧，你负责你的生活
[1:03:09]	Fine! I am proud of you.	支持！ 我为你自豪
[1:03:10]	Just promise me, you listened to every word I said.	答应我，我说的每句话你都会放在心上
[1:03:13]	I heard everything. Every single syllable, you got it?	我每句话都听进去了，包括每个单词，懂吗
[1:03:14]	Did you hear everything I said?	那你听进我说的每句话了吗
[1:03:16]	Caught a few things. Yeah, just enough.	听进去了，是的，那就行了
[1:03:19]	You betcha. You go have a good time, little girl.	你去爽你的吧
[1:03:21]	I got your life all put away here, nice and safe.	我会好好的安全过你的生活的
[1:03:24]	Answer my phone.	接我的电话！
[1:03:26]	Hello.
[1:03:27]	Hi, Mitch Planko.	我找MITCH
[1:03:29]	Bingo! Who the fuck is this?	我就是，你Y是谁啊？
[1:03:30]	What?	啊？
[1:03:32]	Dad? Hello?	老爸？ 你好？
[1:03:35]	Is this Mitch’s dad? Is this Mitch, Sr?	你是MITCH的老爸吗
[1:03:38]	Dave? Hi, this is Dave Lockwood.	DAVE？是的我是DAVE
[1:03:42]	Why are you calling me?	你怎么给我打电话了？
[1:03:44]	I just wondered if we can get together for a little while today.	我是想问问你我们今天可次可以见个面？
[1:03:50]	Boy, it’s a work day. Half an hour.	我上班呢。 只要半个小时就可以
[1:03:53]	I look different. I don’t like my outfit today.	我觉的不太好，我今天穿的土，不想出门
[1:03:57]	Dave, half an hour.	DAVE,只需要半个小时
[1:03:59]	Mitch, Sr. wants to sit down with Dave Lockwood.	你想和我坐下来谈谈
[1:04:01]	Yeah. Why?	是的。 为什么？
[1:04:03]	I need to talk to you about Mitch.	我想和你谈谈有关MITCH的事儿
[1:04:09]	Hello.
[1:04:11]	Dave. How are you?	DAVE你好
[1:04:13]	Good, thank you.	我很好，谢谢
[1:04:14]	What are we doing here? When was the last time the two of us saw each other?	我们在这儿干什么？上次我们见面是多久以前的事了？
[1:04:17]	I don’t care. Listen.	我不管，听着
[1:04:19]	I’m getting married to a very beautiful woman named Pamela.	我要和一个非常漂亮的女人结婚了，她叫PAMELA
[1:04:22]	Her name’s Pamela? Yes.	她叫PAMELA？ 是的
[1:04:24]	Wow, you can say “I do” in English this time.	噢，你可以用普通话对她说“我愿意”
[1:04:26]	What? Is Pamela from America?	啊？ PAMELA是美国人吗？
[1:04:28]	Yes.
[1:04:30]	Anyway…	这个。。。
[1:04:32]	I’m not going to have anybody there.	我除了MITCH以外
[1:04:33]	The only family I have is Mitch.	就没有什么亲人了
[1:04:36]	I went to his apartment a couple of days ago	前几天我去他那儿
[1:04:38]	and told him that Pamela would like him	告诉他PAMELA想
[1:04:41]	to say a few words at the wedding	他去我们婚礼上讲几句话
[1:04:43]	and that wasn’t true.	不过我说的不是实话
[1:04:44]	Truth of the matter is, I would like him to say a few words,	问题是，实际上是我自己想让他说几句
[1:04:46]	if he could find it in his heart to do so.	如果他打心眼里想这么做的话
[1:04:51]	I don’t know why you don’t tell him yourself.	为什么你不自己告诉他呢
[1:04:53]	That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.	对一个儿子来说，那应该是件很温情的事
[1:04:57]	So, you want me to go tell Mitch	可是，你想我去告诉MICTH?
[1:04:58]	that you would like him at the wedding.	是你想让他参加婚礼的
[1:05:00]	He’s going to say, “Why the hell does	我估计他会说“他怎么会想我去的？
[1:05:02]	“he want me there? He thinks I’m an idiot.”	他一直觉的我是个白痴”
[1:05:04]	Well, that’s not totally true.	这个吗，其实不是这样的
[1:05:06]	I think he’s got some nice qualities.	其实MITCH还是有很多优点的
[1:05:09]	I think he’s got some problem areas, too.	当然他也是个有缺点的人
[1:05:12]	What are those?	什么缺点？
[1:05:13]	You’re his friend, you know him as well as I do.	你是他的好朋友，你比我更了解他
[1:05:15]	You probably know him better than I do. He’s a quitter!	你应该比我更知道他的性格 他总是三分钟热度
[1:05:17]	He has never finished anything in his life.	他从没有认真的去完成一件事
[1:05:19]	He picks up something, he puts it down.	今天突发奇想，明儿就放弃了
[1:05:21]	He’s good at it for five minutes, and it’s gone.	三分钟热度
[1:05:23]	He’s flaccid. No gumption. No get-up-and-go.	他个性太软弱，没有进取心
[1:05:26]	His accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash.	他唯一的特长就是画睫毛
[1:05:29]	Oh, he’d probably say, “Fuck you ,” if he heard you say that.	噢，如果他听到你这么说，一定会说“你大爷的”
[1:05:31]	Well, maybe he would and maybe he wouldn’t.	这个吗，也许吧
[1:05:33]	But I want him to be part of my life.	但归根结底，我还是希望我们能言归与好
[1:05:35]	With all due respect, Mr. Planko, you don’t know Mitch.	坦率的讲PLANKO先生，你并不了解MITCH
[1:05:40]	What you don’t realize about him	你真的不了解他
[1:05:42]	is that he’s a fucking Jedi!	他是个绝地
[1:05:44]	A what? He’s a Jedi Knight, sir.	啥 东西？ 他是个绝地武士！
[1:05:47]	And next time you see him, he’s going to be slitting throats.	下次你见到他的时候，他会让你知道的
[1:06:00]	Fuck!
[1:06:12]	I’m not a fucking quitter!	我不是个没信念的人！
[1:06:25]	All right, let’s do this.	好吧，奋斗！
[1:06:29]	Good morning, Patty-cakes.	早上好
[1:06:30]	Daddy needs a box set of Law & Order,	我需要一箱法律文书
[1:06:32]	three meatball subs and a hand-folded,	外加三个内丸
[1:06:34]	24-inch samurai sword, chop-chop.	2尺4寸的日本武士刀
[1:06:38]	What are you doing?	你在干吗
[1:06:39]	I got this one. I got it.	我来，我来
[1:06:41]	Back to bed.	回去睡吧
[1:07:02]	Objection!	我抗议
[1:07:04]	Sustained.	继续
[1:07:30]	Excuse me.	借过
[1:07:39]	Hi.
[1:07:50]	Fuck me, she’s cute.	我勒个去的，她真可爱
[1:07:56]	Here comes the battement.	巴特曼步来了
[1:08:04]	Fucking nice, Cara!	CARA,真棒！
[1:08:07]	Sweet!	超赞的！
[1:08:09]	That bitch bounced. Beautiful!	干的好，漂亮！
[1:08:12]	Man alive! That’s my daughter, bitches!	好夺目啊！贱人们，那是我闺女！
[1:08:16]	Dad’s very proud. Keep going.	老爸为你自豪！继续保持！
[1:08:27]	Oh, I mean, what did we learn from this?	咽，我们上次学的什么？
[1:08:30]	Always solve my problems with violence.	枪杆子里出政权！
[1:08:32]	That’s bingo, baby! Five, up high.	对啦！来，击掌庆祝，高一点！
[1:08:35]	No! Yes!	不好！ 很好！
[1:08:36]	No, that is not the lesson that we learned, Cara.	不，CARA，我们不要学这个
[1:08:38]	It is!	必须的！
[1:08:39]	Violence is cool.	发飚很酷！
[1:08:41]	Dave. Kidding.	DAVE! 我开玩笑的！
[1:08:43]	I’m not kidding.	我没开玩笑：）
[1:08:50]	She did make a pretty funny sound, though,	不过当她把人家放倒的时候
[1:08:52]	when she hit the ground like that. Yes, she did!	她确实很开心！ 那是！
[1:08:56]	But don’t make a habit out of that, okay?	不过不能老是这样，好吗？
[1:08:57]	I know. All right.
[1:09:03]	I love you, Daddy.
[1:09:09]	I love you, little girl.
[1:09:18]	MITCH: Hey.
[1:09:21]	That ass looks real hot, you know.	好翘的屁屁啊！
[1:09:23]	You like my ass?	你喜欢？
[1:09:24]	Yeah. Tight as a drum.	是的，又翘又紧
[1:09:28]	Wouldn’t mind putting my drumstick in it.	你想不想昆一下啊？
[1:09:30]	Ooh! Really? Ha. Keep going.	真的？继续说
[1:09:35]	I like how big and fat those tits have gotten.	我还喜欢你这对大咪咪
[1:09:38]	This little calf wants to get her mouth on the udders.	这丰满的小腿让我不禁想拜倒在你的跨下！
[1:09:41]	And I think that I want you to fuck me like you just got out of jail.	我想你狠狠的干我就象刚刚放出来
[1:09:47]	Roger that.	从了！
[1:09:48]	And you don’t even have to go down on me because I know it’s late.	而且你不必在我下面
[1:09:51]	Appreciate it. All right, turn around.	太好了！那。。转过去
[1:09:53]	Oh! What are you doing? Here we go.	噢，你干吗？开始咯
[1:09:55]	What do you mean? I thought you said you wanted to have some sex.	你怎么了？我以为你想和我嘿啾呢
[1:09:58]	Yeah, but not like two dudes at a rest stop, okay?	但是不能象这样急吼吼的啊
[1:10:02]	Okay, I got it. Want to go grab me three Q-tips?	好的，我知道了。 需要来点刺激的吗？
[1:10:06]	How about we just do what we always do?	不如我们按以前的套路来
[1:10:12]	What, do you mean with a lot of eye-Contact and real personal?	什么？你的意思是先预热一下？
[1:10:15]	Uh-huh. Come here. I love you.	是的，过来，我爱你
[1:10:17]	Yeah. Oh, don’t say that.	嗯，噢，不要说话
[1:10:18]	Let’s not… How about no talking, okay?	我们，，，不要说话好吗
[1:10:19]	We can do some silent sex. Seriously.	我们可以安静的爱爱，真的
[1:10:22]	Kiss me. No, no, no. No talking.	亲我！ 不不不，，不要说话
[1:10:24]	All right, let me kiss a shoulder first. Okay? Okay.	好吧，让我先亲亲你的肩膀好吗
[1:10:27]	There you go. Where’s that hand going?	我来了！ 你的手在干什么？
[1:10:29]	Hello! Did you shave your balls?	嘿！ 你刮过毛了？
[1:10:34]	Who doesn’t love a couple of smooth criminals?	哪个女人不喜欢坏男人呢？
[1:10:36]	Is that why there was all that pubic hair in the drain?	那就把毛毛都剃光了？
[1:10:39]	I would bet, yeah. Why are you still soft?	我想是的！ 那为什么你还这么软了巴几的？
[1:10:43]	I don’t know. Can we try the no-talking for just, like, three minutes?	我也不知道，我们能不能。。。不说话，就三分钟
[1:10:46]	That’s all it’s gonna take, okay?	就这样好吗？
[1:10:47]	Let’s do it like we did it on our wedding night.	让我们重温一下新婚之夜吧
[1:10:50]	No, no, no. Jamie, what are you talking about, our fucking wedding night?	不不，，JAMIE，你说什么？我们的新婚之夜
[1:10:53]	God! I can’t do this! Why not?	天啊，我不行了！ 怎么？
[1:10:55]	I cannot believe I can’t do this!	真不敢相信 我做不来！
[1:10:57]	What the hell is happening? God damn it!	出什么事了？ 妈的！
[1:11:01]	What?
[1:11:07]	You don’t want to have sex with me?	你不想和我爱爱了？
[1:11:08]	Yeah, I want to have sex with you.	不，我想和你爱爱
[1:11:10]	I’ve wanted to have sex with you since the sixth grade!	我从小学六年纪就开始想和你爱爱了
[1:11:12]	I mean, you should be a mess by now,	我是说，你需要有点耐心
[1:11:14]	but things are not… Well, let’s do it!	可是现在这光景。 那让我们干起来吧！
[1:11:17]	This is new.	多新鲜啊
[1:11:20]	Sorry, Jamie.	对不起JAMIE
[1:11:22]	I think I’m in over my head.	我，我脑子里很乱
[1:11:24]	I think I’m way in over my head. I got this fucking house,	我想的太多了！
[1:11:27]	and a job, and a family.	房子，工作，家庭
[1:11:29]	I’ve got you, I’ve got the Kids, and I’ve got a fucking carpool. And rules!	我有你，我有孩子，我有车，还有一大堆的规矩
[1:11:32]	I’ve got these fucking rules, half of which I don’t even understand.	这么多的这个那个，让我头昏眼花
[1:11:35]	This is impossible. I don’t know how to be this man.	太不可思议了，我都不知道我怎么才能做到很好
[1:11:40]	I’m sorry.
[1:11:45]	Sorry. That’s okay.
[1:11:47]	That’s okay.
[1:11:51]	Come here.	过来
[1:12:00]	Yeah, it’s fantastic in here.	噢，这地儿不错
[1:12:03]	It’s very warm. I think I remember this.	挺温暖的，我记的这感觉
[1:12:07]	Mmm-hmm.
[1:12:15]	Dave Lockwood.	我是DAVE，请留言
[1:12:17]	Mitch! Where the hell are you?	你跑哪去了，MITCH
[1:12:19]	It’s been two days. I gotta know what’s going on with Jamie.	都两天了，我需要知道JAMIE还好吗
[1:12:22]	Call me back.	回我电话
[1:12:25]	What the hell is he doing?	这小子在干啥 ？
[1:12:32]	Mitch. Hi.
[1:12:35]	Jamie. What are you doing here?	JAMIE，你在这儿干吗
[1:12:37]	I come here every Saturday after yoga. What are you doing here?	我每个星期六做完瑜伽都会来 你跑这儿来又是干什么？
[1:12:40]	I am plowing the crap out of this chick around the corner,	呃我在清理这肉食鸡里的垃圾
[1:12:44]	and now we’re gonna have dinner. We’re gonna make some scallops,	这个我们要一起吃晚饭，要做点扇贝
[1:12:46]	and then it’s going to get ugly. This chick is a mess.	这个肉食鸡太恶心了
[1:12:50]	Why do you have to talk like that? You have such a sweet side.	为什么老是这样说话啊？ 你也有可爱的一面
[1:12:52]	You should let people into your sweet side.	你应该让大家多看到你可爱的一面
[1:12:54]	Yeah. Listen, I wanted to ask you something.	好吧，那个我想问你个问题
[1:12:57]	The other night, you were in a pretty dark place.	晚上，乌几麻黑的
[1:13:00]	Oh, yeah. I know.	嗯，
[1:13:01]	How’s that going with Dave?	你和DAVE…..
[1:13:03]	Is he treating you a little bit better?	他对你好吗？
[1:13:04]	Yeah. He’s been very sweet.	是的，他很温柔
[1:13:06]	Really open and communicative… Good.	很开朗的和我沟通
[1:13:09]	He held my hand all night while we slept last night.	整夜他都握着我的手睡觉
[1:13:12]	Attaboy!	好兄弟！
[1:13:13]	Did you tell Dave to shave his balls?	呃是你怂恿DAVE，剃了毛吗？
[1:13:16]	Uh…
[1:13:18]	Don’t act like you didn’t tell him. I know it came from you.	别告诉我你没教他，我知道这是你的主意
[1:13:20]	Don’t be a bad influence on him.	一肚子的坏水对你可没啥好处
[1:13:22]	I though you two might like that.	我以为你们两个会喜欢这样
[1:13:24]	No, I don’t like that. It needs some coverage.	不，我不喜欢，我还是喜欢有内容的JB
[1:13:28]	Yeah, I’ll tell him to grow it out.	噢，，我会告诉他的，让小弟弟留胡子
[1:13:30]	It was really great seeing you. You okay?	见到你很高兴，，你还好吧？
[1:13:32]	I’m good. In fact, I’m much… Much better now.	我很好，实际上，，我好多了
[1:13:36]	Good. Yeah.
[1:13:37]	Okay. All right.
[1:14:02]	Okay, I’m awake.	好的，我醒了！
[1:14:16]	Fuck it.
[1:14:31]	Hello, I’m trying to find… Oh, come on!	你好，我想找。。。 噢，少来了
[1:14:33]	Look, bring it to me in the office. I don’t care.	听着，让我进他办公室，我不管
[1:14:36]	Relax, I’ll be there. Yes, sir.	放松，我马上就到
[1:14:38]	Just look at… This is important. Taxi!	盯着点。。。。那很重要的 出租车！
[1:14:56]	Thank you.
[1:14:57]	Thank you, America.
[1:15:09]	Whoa!
[1:15:35]	I’ve got my eye on you!	我盯着你那！
[1:15:55]	Go for Lockwood.	LOCKWOOD,请讲
[1:15:56]	Mitch, I’m panicking over here.	MITCH ,我有点慌了
[1:15:58]	I haven’t been on a date in 18 years.	我已经有18年没约个会了
[1:16:00]	I’m drowning in my own fear.	我怕自己都没功能了
[1:16:02]	Relax and calm down.	放松一点儿
[1:16:03]	Don’t tell me to relax! You did this to me. I can’t do it, okay?	别和我说什么放松，你来搞定，我不行的
[1:16:06]	Don’t move, I’ll be right there.	呆着别动，我马上过去
[1:16:11]	Mitch?
[1:16:12]	Hey.
[1:16:13]	How do I look?	我看上去怎么样？
[1:16:16]	Just grow a mustache and lure a child into your van.	能不能成熟点啊扮什么萌啊你
[1:16:19]	Where did you find that shit?	你从哪儿翻出来的这破衣服
[1:16:21]	The back of your closet.	你压箱底儿的
[1:16:22]	Put it back!	放回去！
[1:16:24]	These are called jeans.	这叫做牛仔裤
[1:16:26]	They’ve been popular with America’s youth for over 60 years.	已经在美国流行了超过60年了
[1:16:28]	Jeans to a restaurant? Yeah, jeans to a restaurant.	穿这个去饭店？ 是的，就它了
[1:16:31]	Look who else can hit.	看着我！
[1:16:32]	In order to feel confident, you got to look good, okay?	你必须穿的有型，才能让自己更自信
[1:16:34]	This is a vest, put that on.	穿上这个休闲服
[1:16:37]	Okay, this is called gel or product.	好的，这东西叫�ㄠ�
[1:16:39]	Too little, you look like a pedophile,	涂小了，看上去象恋童癖
[1:16:41]	too much and you look Persian.	涂多了，就成了波斯王子了
[1:16:43]	Mitch, I have done everything that you have asked of me.	MITCH,我按你的要求做好所有的事了
[1:16:44]	I got the jeans on, I got the vest, the gel in my hair…	牛仔裤，休闲西装，还有一头者里
[1:16:47]	You look great. … but I am not going to do this.	你看上去很棒 但是我不能去
[1:16:48]	Yes, you are going to do this. Why do I have to do this?	不，你必须去 为什么？
[1:16:50]	Because it shows that you’re considerate,	因为这表示了你会体贴人
[1:16:52]	that you’re clean, that you’re American.	你爱干净，你是个美国人
[1:16:54]	Why do you even care? It’s my body!	谁TMD关心些这个？ 我啊！
[1:16:56]	It’s my body right now!	你现在身体是我的！
[1:16:57]	I’m scared!	我害怕啊！
[1:17:00]	There, we have it.	来，我们继续
[1:17:02]	Nobody ever needs to know that this happened, Mitch.	确保没有其他人会知道这一切，MITCH
[1:17:10]	Boy, real tempting to kiss my own dick.	哇，我的蛋蛋好漂亮，我自己都想亲自己一下了
[1:17:13]	Ah, that tickles.	呃，很痒啊。。。
[1:17:14]	Shh, you’re jiggling the sac.	嘘，别乱动
[1:17:16]	Oh, you’re going to go all the way back there, huh?	呃，不需要这么仔细的来来回回的吧
[1:17:18]	We’re going to dinner, not Rio.	我们就是去吃个晚饭，不是体检
[1:17:21]	AH right. You got any extra batteries?	呃。。。还有没有其他电池了？
[1:17:43]	Hi.
[1:17:44]	Mitch. How are you?
[1:17:50]	So…	这个。。。
[1:17:56]	What the weather?	天气怎么样？
[1:17:57]	Listen, the only reason I’m here	听着，我来这儿的唯一原因是
[1:17:59]	is because my boss told me to be.	我老板让我这么做的
[1:18:01]	This is not a date. This is not a “get to know you.”	我不是来约会的，我是来“认识你的”
[1:18:03]	This is just me trying to save my job.	我这是为了保住饭碗
[1:18:06]	I’m going to go.	呃，那我走了
[1:18:07]	Just sit the fuck back down.	滚回去坐好了
[1:18:09]	I showered, I showed up, I’m starving and I could use a drink.	我洗的香香的，我来到这儿，我又渴又饿
[1:18:13]	How long have you known Dave?	你认识DAVE多久了
[1:18:16]	My whole life, actually.	实际上，，一辈子了！
[1:18:17]	And have you ever seen him act like he did yesterday?	你什么时候看到过他象昨天那样？
[1:18:20]	Like a super-douche?	象个大傻鸟？
[1:18:23]	Uh, I have, at times.	这个，，，有时候吧
[1:18:25]	But I’m really hoping that he didn’t say anything to offend you.	不过我真的希望他们没冒犯到你
[1:18:28]	He totally did.	可惜他已经让我抓狂了
[1:18:29]	But I like being offended, just usually after work.	不过我喜欢下了班以后偶尔发个火什么的
[1:18:32]	Wow.
[1:18:33]	Here’s the bottle you ordered, sir. Excellent.	先生这是您点的酒。 很好
[1:18:35]	Mmm-mmm, send that shit back.	嗯，退掉
[1:18:37]	Bring us two Macallan 25s, neat.	给我们两杯25年的麦卡伦威士忌，纯的
[1:18:39]	Right away, ma’am. Right away.	马上来。
[1:18:41]	So, let me ask you something.	那么，让我问你件事儿
[1:18:43]	It’s a question.	一个问题噢
[1:18:45]	How do you like working with Dave?	你喜欢和DAVE共事吗？
[1:18:47]	How is he?	他这人怎么样？
[1:18:49]	I love it.	我很喜欢
[1:18:51]	I mean, he’s a brilliant lawyer.	我是说，他是个成功的律师
[1:18:53]	He’s the best.	他是最棒的
[1:18:58]	Actually, if you must know,	实际上你要是真的想知道的话
[1:19:03]	I used to kind of have a crush on Dave.	我还真的想和他一夜风流
[1:19:07]	Oh, no, you didn’t!	噢，不会吧，你不会真这么想
[1:19:12]	You’re funny.	你很有趣
[1:19:13]	I mean, obviously, he’s married, so…	我是说，显然他是个已婚的男人，所以。。
[1:19:15]	Right, obviously, obviously, obviously.	是是是
[1:19:18]	Super-married. What do you do, Mitch?	已婚老男人。 你是做什么的MITCH
[1:19:20]	Me? For a living? Yeah.	我？你说我的工作？ 是的
[1:19:22]	You know, I am…	这个吗，我。。。
[1:19:27]	I…
[1:19:29]	When I’m not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating,	基实吧，我是个这个。。。。
[1:19:32]	I dabble in light porn.	我拍三级片的。。。
[1:19:35]	I hear that’s a growth industry. Yeah!	真的啊，朝阳行业呢！ 是是！
[1:19:38]	I’m just going to get everything on the dessert menu.	我来点一些甜点吧
[1:19:39]	I’m going to order, like, six desserts.	我来叫一点。。比如说。。。八大件。。。
[1:19:45]	Oh, my God.
[1:19:52]	No, no, no!
[1:19:57]	Do I have anything in my teeth?	我牙上粘了东西吗？
[1:20:02]	That’s a lot of sugar.	糖放的太多了吧
[1:20:03]	Yeah. A lot of scotch!	是的，胃很受伤
[1:20:05]	Yeah. That was a lot of fun, is what it really was.	刚才非常开心，真的
[1:20:08]	Was? What, are we done?	很开心？我们都做什么了？
[1:20:10]	It’s only 2:00!	才凌晨2点而已
[1:20:12]	No! I’m just messing with you.	呃，我和你开玩笑的
[1:20:17]	We’ll go to a rave or something. You want to get raving?	要不我们去吼歌或者什么的。 你要不要去吼歌？
[1:20:19]	People raving right now?	要不就现在？
[1:20:21]	Let’s rave! Yeah.	好吧，让我们开吼！
[1:20:23]	I forgot about raves!	都好久没有过了
[1:20:25]	Man, I’m messing with you.	哈哈，我逗你玩呢
[1:20:27]	Go and do that? No.	去吗？不
[1:20:29]	I do have an idea. Uh-huh.	我倒是有个主意
[1:20:31]	What do you think about doing something	你觉的做什么样的事
[1:20:33]	that we will really, really regret in the morning?	会让你明天早上极度后悔
[1:20:40]	You into it?	你可以吗？
[1:20:43]	Yeah, we can definitely do that.	是的，我们绝对可以
[1:20:46]	Okay!
[1:20:47]	Okay. Let’s go. All right, let’s go.
[1:20:50]	Fuck, fuck, fuck!	有的干了，有的干了！
[1:20:54]	Oh, my God.	Oh, my God.
[1:21:07]	Oh, God!
[1:21:09]	Oh. Wow. Really?	噢，你真的。。。。
[1:21:11]	Are you sure that’s what you want?	你确定你要这种？
[1:21:13]	Absolutely. I like that.	很确定，我喜欢这个
[1:21:15]	You’re okay with that being on your body for, like, forever?	这个永远在你身上，你会习惯吗
[1:21:19]	I feel pretty good about it.	我感觉不错
[1:21:21]	How is yours down there?	你那儿感觉。。。
[1:21:22]	It’s good.	爽的
[1:21:24]	It tickles a little.	就是有点痒
[1:21:25]	Rico. Yo.
[1:21:27]	What do you think of this turn, man?	你看这儿怎么处理？
[1:21:31]	I don’t know, man.	我也不知道
[1:21:32]	TOMMY? Ask Tommy. Tommy!	你问TOMMY吧
[1:21:34]	Yeah, man.
[1:21:36]	Check this out, man.	你来看看
[1:21:40]	You never did tell me about your childhood.	你还没告诉我你小时候的事呢
[1:21:43]	Really? Now?	是吗？现在说？
[1:21:45]	With the Sons of Anarchy between your…	当着这些个头埋在你。。。无政府主义小子的面
[1:21:47]	Um, let’s see here…	你们看这里哈。。。
[1:21:49]	Tommy, Rico. Hey, guys.	嘿 ，你们
[1:21:50]	We are sightseeing now.	我们是来打酱油的
[1:21:52]	Let’s move it along, please. Come on.	给我们点时间
[1:21:54]	You are such a gentleman.	你好有风度
[1:21:56]	Now you only have one ponytailed ex-convict between your legs,	好了你现在双腿之间只有一个梳小辫儿的了
[1:21:58]	so everything is fine.	我们可以开始了
[1:22:02]	I’m kidding. I was absolutely joking.	我开玩笑呢，你别当真
[1:22:04]	I love your ponytail. And that little pirate beard.	我喜欢你的小辫儿和海盗胡子
[1:22:07]	Sun kidding.	很阳光的！
[1:22:17]	That’s me, there.	我到家了
[1:22:19]	This is you. Mmm-hmm.	这是你家？
[1:22:21]	Yeah, that is nice. Thanks.	真不错啊 谢谢
[1:22:23]	Yeah.
[1:22:34]	Well, good night.	好么，，晚安
[1:22:37]	Good night.
[1:22:45]	Hey, Mitch?
[1:22:47]	Yeah.
[1:22:49]	Are you going to call me?	你会给我打电话吗？
[1:22:53]	I thought you said this wasn’t a date.	我记的你说这不是约会。。
[1:22:57]	Things change.	情况有变不是。。。。
[1:23:07]	That’s a cute tie. Thank you.	好可爱的领带。 谢谢
[1:23:10]	You should wear that to the party.	你应该系着它参加聚会
[1:23:12]	What party?	什么聚会
[1:23:14]	Our anniversary party.	我们的周年纪念日啊
[1:23:19]	Our anniversary party? Why the fuck wasn’t I…	我们周年纪念日？ 为什么我。。。
[1:23:23]	What about Mitch?	那MITCH怎么办？
[1:23:26]	You said you didn’t want him to come.	你说你不想他也参加
[1:23:29]	I did? Yeah.	是吗？ 是的
[1:23:31]	You said you were really embarrassed of him.	你说过他会让你难堪
[1:23:35]	That’s why I didn’t invite him.	因为这个我没邀请他
[1:23:36]	I can’t believe I don’t remember that.	不敢相信，我忘了我说过了
[1:23:38]	You also said that you thought	你还说，你认为
[1:23:40]	that he would get hammered	他会把我们的
[1:23:42]	and hit on all of our married friends, be mean to my grandma	所有已婚的朋友带坏了
[1:23:44]	and turn the whole thing into a key party.	把整个聚会搞的乱七八糟
[1:23:46]	Once, that happened.	就一次啊！
[1:23:47]	And you said he would force everyone to do Kamikaze shots,	你还说他会逼所有人玩飞机游戏
[1:23:50]	spike the punch with ecstasy,	结果是一场混乱
[1:23:54]	That was the same party.	还是那次聚会的事儿
[1:23:55]	Hmm. Weird.	嗯，奇怪了
[1:23:57]	Maybe we should talk about your bad memory at Dialogue Night.	也许我们应该把这段不好的回忆在对话日聊聊
[1:24:00]	Stilton Coffee House tonight. Don’t forget.	别忘了，今天晚上奶酪时光见
[1:24:04]	Okay. Okay?
[1:24:07]	Bye.
[1:24:32]	Hello.
[1:24:33]	This is District Manager Carla Nelson	我是CARLA总监
[1:24:36]	from the Atlanta Department of Parks.	亚特兰大公园管理处的
[1:24:38]	Oh, yeah.
[1:24:39]	Well, we have found that fountain.	我们找到那个喷泉了！
[1:24:43]	It’s been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard.	它现在被搬到林荫大道1100号了
[1:24:46]	You found it. Okay, well…	你们找到了？
[1:24:49]	Okay, we’ll be there soon.	好的，我们马上到
[1:24:51]	All righty, then. Have a good day.	好的，祝你好运
[1:24:54]	Thank you.
[1:25:05]	Hi.	Hi.
[1:25:07]	How are you?	好啊
[1:25:08]	Good. Just on my way to see Dave.	我很好，我在找DAVE
[1:25:11]	Actually,	实际上
[1:25:13]	all the senior staff is going to be at the mediation tomorrow.	明天所有的中层都要去开调解会
[1:25:16]	So, I snagged Flemming’s seats	所以么，我抢了两个好位子
[1:25:19]	to the Marlins-Braves game.	是枪鱼队和勇士队的比赛
[1:25:21]	You, me, beer, baseball.	你，我，啤酒，还有棒球
[1:25:24]	What more could a guy want?	一个男人所有想要的都有了
[1:25:28]	Don’t take this the wrong way.	你可能理解错了
[1:25:31]	I would really love to go to that game with you, but I don’t…	我很希望和你去看这个比赛，但是我不能。。
[1:25:33]	Are you breaking up with me?	你要和我分手是吗？
[1:25:39]	What? I’m messing with you.	什么？我逗你玩呢
[1:25:41]	Oh!
[1:25:43]	Look, it is just a baseball game.	瞧，只是看场比赛而已
[1:25:44]	They’re dugout seats.	不是情侣座啦
[1:25:46]	Whatever you have to do, cancel it.	不管你有什么事，推掉！
[1:26:03]	Hey.
[1:26:05]	They found the fountain.	找到喷泉了
[1:26:06]	Yeah, they did. She called me, too.	是的，她也给我打过电话了
[1:26:09]	Yeah.
[1:26:11]	So…
[1:26:13]	Good news.	这是个好消息
[1:26:15]	Yeah, it’s good news.	是啊，好消息
[1:26:18]	Awesome.	帅的！
[1:26:20]	We should probably go, you know, take a piss.	我们应该过去，，，撒个尿了
[1:26:23]	Yeah, yeah, let’s do it.	是的，，来吧！
[1:26:25]	Yeah.
[1:26:27]	Except… Except?	除非。。 除非什么？
[1:26:29]	Except, the mediation is tomorrow,	明天是调解会！
[1:26:33]	and I’ve been working my ass off on that.	我为这事儿忙的屁滚尿流的
[1:26:34]	Yeah, you’ve been working real hard on that.	是啊，你确实花了不少工夫
[1:26:36]	And I want to prove to myself	我想向所有人证明自己
[1:26:38]	and to people
[1:26:40]	that I can see that through.	我能行的！
[1:26:42]	And you should. Yeah.	那是应该的 是的
[1:26:44]	You deserve that.	你应得的
[1:26:45]	What are you saying?	什么？
[1:26:47]	We could wait.	要不我们再等两天？
[1:26:49]	You want to wait? We could wait a day.	你想多等一天？ 我们可以再多等一天的
[1:26:51]	Push it a day? Or a week?	推迟一天？或者一星期？
[1:26:53]	We should wait to switch. We can do it…	我们等等再交换吧。 是的我们可以。。
[1:26:55]	A month? Yeah.	或者一个月？ 嗯！
[1:26:56]	It’s time.	时间到了！
[1:26:57]	Really, what is time?	是吗？什么时间到了？
[1:26:59]	Come here, Dave.
[1:27:00]	Come on, buddy.
[1:27:02]	This went so well. Yeah, it did.	事情发展的不错。 是的，我也觉的
[1:27:05]	It’s kind of surprising.	真是惊喜连连
[1:27:06]	Very surprising.	确实
[1:27:07]	If they offer you one red cent over $700 million,	噢，如果他们出价7亿美元
[1:27:11]	you accept that. Got it?	你就接受。知道吗？
[1:27:13]	Yes, of course. Why wouldn’t I?	那当然了，为什么我不接受
[1:27:14]	Why wouldn’t you?	为什么你不接受
[1:27:16]	Great! Good!
[1:27:17]	What’s the worst that can happen? Nothing can happen!	还有比这更坏的事么？ 不可能有了！
[1:27:19]	I think it’s fine.	我想一切都好起来了
[1:27:40]	Dave Lockwood.
[1:27:41]	Did you forget something?	你是不是忘了什么事了？
[1:27:43]	Who is this? Your wife.	你是谁？ 你老婆！
[1:27:46]	Oh.
[1:27:47]	Ummm. Did I forget something? I don’t know. What?	嗯，我忘了什么事了？ 我不记的了，是什么啊？
[1:27:51]	Never mind.	算了
[1:27:52]	It’s the mediation tomorrow, so I’m under it.	明天是调解会，所以我正忙这事儿呢
[1:27:56]	I can’t play.	没时间多说
[1:28:00]	So, how did it go? How much money is it?	那么，怎么样？ 一共多少钱？
[1:28:02]	Just two hours, so, 14 bucks.	两个小时，14美元
[1:28:04]	Great.
[1:28:06]	Sorry you got stood up.	很抱歉你被放了鸽子
[1:28:10]	He just forgot.	他只是忘记了
[1:28:11]	Yeah, that’s what I meant.	是的，我就是这个意思
[1:28:14]	He forgot me at the coffee shop	他就这么让我一个人呆在咖啡店
[1:28:17]	when all I wanted to do was go and talk to him.	我只是想和他说说话
[1:28:20]	Which isn’t a lot to ask, do you think?	这要求很过分吗？你说呢？
[1:28:23]	What do you want me to say?	你想，让我说什么呢？
[1:28:25]	Well, have you ever been stood up by a man?	嗯，你有没有被男人放过鸽子？
[1:28:27]	Not really. Uh-huh.	应该没有
[1:28:29]	Our parents drive us places, though, so…	我父母会带我去，所以。。
[1:28:31]	Bottom line, Katie,	KATIE，底线是
[1:28:33]	is work always comes first,	永远是工作第一
[1:28:36]	and we always come second.	但是女人永远都是次要的
[1:28:38]	And I don’t think that’s ever going to change.	而且我知道，永远都不会改变
[1:28:41]	I’ve got to go home now	我得回家了
[1:28:42]	because I have this Spanish test, so…	我还有个西班牙语考试
[1:28:44]	I can write you a note.	等下给你写支票
[1:28:46]	I guess deep down,	我严重的觉的
[1:28:48]	I’m afraid that I’ll keep compromising	我怕我这么一直妥协下去
[1:28:51]	until getting the shit end feels normal.	至到我自己都麻木了
[1:28:54]	And then I’ll be so beaten down by life	那我这辈子真的就完蛋了
[1:28:57]	that, just for a second, I will consider asking	我上次在洗车店找了一个无家可归的人
[1:29:00]	the homeless guy at the car wash who looks like Kris Kristofferson	看上去长的象Kris Kristofferson
[1:29:03]	to rub my shoulders.	让他帮我捏捏肩膀
[1:29:05]	And I will, and he will.	感觉吧
[1:29:07]	And you know what? It’ll be wonderful.	你知道么，感觉还错
[1:29:10]	And I’ll love it.	我还挺受用的
[1:29:12]	Because why not?	为什么不呢？
[1:29:13]	I mean, I’m not getting anything here.	我是说，我其实一无所有
[1:29:17]	Nobody’s fucking me here.	姐孤单的很！
[1:29:19]	You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.	KATIE，你知道吗，这就是人们离婚的原因
[1:29:25]	I’m so sorry.
[1:29:27]	I’m so sorry. That was way out of line.
[1:29:34]	Do you want some ice cream?	你想来点冰激凌吗
[1:29:36]	I’m not getting any closer to leaving, am I?	我对生活的理解是不是不太透彻？
[1:29:40]	No.
[1:29:55]	Wow!
[1:29:58]	It’s looking good out there.	看的真爽啊！
[1:30:00]	Hudson loves the sinker. He’s been crushing them all year.	他是这球队的绝对主力
[1:30:02]	Listen to you, you are a big baseball fan!	听上去你是个超级球迷啊
[1:30:04]	Yeah, huge.	是的，超级的
[1:30:05]	I didn’t know that about you.	看来我还需要多了解你
[1:30:07]	I was Phil Niekro for Halloween three years in a row as a kid.
[1:30:10]	No way! Phil Niekro is my number one favorite of all time!
[1:30:13]	Why is my voice so high?
[1:30:30]	Thank you for coming in today.	感谢今天大家的出席
[1:30:31]	My name is Erin Walsh,	我是ERIN WALSH
[1:30:33]	and I’ll be mediating your claim.	我负责今天的调解
[1:30:34]	Any and all agreements made during this mediation are binding	今天所有有关并购所达成的协议
[1:30:38]	and carry with them the full rights	包括所有的权利和义务
[1:30:40]	and responsibilities of the law	都会符合
[1:30:42]	as stated in Federal Code 325 A, Section 4.	联邦法律第四章第325A法案
[1:30:49]	Kinkabe agrees in principle to the terms of the sale	日本人基本上同意目前的出售条件
[1:30:52]	and valuates your company at $625 million.	价格是6.25亿美元
[1:30:55]	This is their best and final offer.	这是他们最终的价格
[1:31:00]	There is no way we can make this deal.	没门儿！
[1:31:03]	Six-twenty-five is not the end of the world.	6.25亿也不是非常的离谱
[1:31:05]	You’ve just got to know when it’s time to quit.	最后你会知道的，我们签了吧
[1:31:08]	Fuck that noise. We are not quitting.	扯蛋，我们不签
[1:31:10]	I think you can do better, Ted.	我觉的你可以谈个更好的价格
[1:31:13]	I beg your pardon.	抱歉，你说什么？
[1:31:14]	I don’t see anybody headed for the door.	我没看到任何人走出那个房间
[1:31:16]	This is just like trying to fuck a Catholic girl who keeps saying,	这就好象你搞女人一样，她们会说：
[1:31:19]	“No, I don’t want to. I’m really drunk and you’re circumcised.”	“不，不要啊！我其实是喝醉了，你这个坏蛋”
[1:31:22]	But she keeps on making out with you,	但是嘴上说不要，下面还忙着呢
[1:31:23]	she’s not leaving your Fiero…	其实是想让你干的更猛！
[1:31:24]	It means she really wants to.	其实，她很想要！
[1:31:26]	She just needs a little bit of a nudge.	她只不过需要半推半就
[1:31:28]	A little bit of a coax, little bit of a tickle.	或者是花言巧语，更多乐趣而已
[1:31:29]	Just to rationalize it to herself, to her God.	不过是为了更HIGH罢了
[1:31:31]	Do you know what I mean?	明白我的意思了吗？
[1:31:34]	No, Dave. We most definitely do not know what you mean.	呃DAVE，我们实在不明白你在说什么
[1:31:38]	Okay. What I mean is,	好吧，我的意思是
[1:31:40]	they want to spend more, they just don’t know it, all right?	他们其实想多花钱，只不过他们自己不清楚
[1:31:43]	If this really was their final offer,	如果这真的是最终的开价了
[1:31:44]	they’d be leaving, but they’re not.	他们就应该走了，但是没有
[1:31:45]	They’re sticking around. They’ve got more money to spend.	他们吊胃口呢，他们的心理价位远不如此
[1:31:49]	She wants to unroll that rubber at the bottom of her purse	她想打开自己的小包包，装更多的银子
[1:31:52]	that she put in there three semesters ago.
[1:31:58]	How much more do you think we can get out of them?	那你觉的我们加多少呢？
[1:32:01]	10？15？ Ten million? Fifteen?
[1:32:02]	Pull those panties to the side, Ted, and take a hundred more.	不要小家子气了，加100以上
[1:32:06]	What?
[1:32:08]	Do not listen to him, Ted. He is beyond reckless.	不要听他的TED，这家伙疯了
[1:32:12]	If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away.	如果我们加太多了，会把人家吓跑的
[1:32:15]	Ted, it doesn’t hurt to ask.	TED,不要犹豫
[1:32:17]	You would not believe the nasty shit	不要听信无知的建议
[1:32:19]	I get these girls to do, just by asking.	以泡妞的经验，直接叫价吧
[1:32:20]	Honestly, it’s revolting.
[1:32:24]	It does seem odd that they’re not leaving.	不过他们确实也没走啊。。。
[1:32:26]	Punch her in the seat.	上了她！
[1:32:36]	You can tell Kinkabe we want an extra 100 million.	你告诉日本人，我们加价1亿
[1:32:39]	And that is our final offer, because we’re leaving.	这是我们的最后价格，因为我们马上走了
[1:32:42]	Fuel the jet, let’s go.	飞机加满油，我们走
[1:32:53]	For the record, I did not support that decision.	我事先和你说明下，我是不支持这个决定的
[1:32:55]	Sir!
[1:32:59]	Sir, Mr. Kinkabe has agreed to $725 million.	先生，日本人接受7.25亿这个价格
[1:33:03]	The deal is closed!	交易成功了
[1:33:05]	Oh, my God!
[1:33:12]	What did I tell you?	我说什么来着？
[1:33:35]	Oh, my God!
[1:33:37]	Wow.
[1:33:38]	Are you glad you came now?	来这里开心吗
[1:33:40]	Am I glad I came? It’s like the greatest day of my life!	开心吗？这是我这辈子过的最开心的一天
[1:33:43]	Where did that come from?	怎么突然就下雨了？
[1:33:45]	Hang on, hang on, I got it.	别急别急，我有伞
[1:33:48]	Oh, no, they are going to call it.	噢，不要啊，他们肯定会终止比赛的
[1:33:51]	Man, this is amazing. I can’t believe they’re making me partner.	哈哈，太神奇了，他们让我做合伙人了
[1:33:54]	I’m the greatest lawyer, ever.	我是史上最牛的律师
[1:33:56]	What a day.	多美妙的一天啊！
[1:33:59]	So, now you can be happy.	你现在开心了
[1:34:01]	Do you think they are going to give me a medal?	你相信吗，他们会给我发奖章哎！
[1:34:02]	Could you imagine an engraved sword?	你能想象一下上面刻着武士刀
[1:34:04]	Honestly, I’d be happy with anything engraved.	说实话，我喜欢所有有印章的东西
[1:34:07]	A sword or a spear.	不管是刀还是矛
[1:34:09]	Even a shield would be good.	就算是个盾牌也很不错
[1:34:10]	Slap it, Cara. Cara.	来击下掌，CARA
[1:34:15]	We are gathered here tonight	今晚我们欢聚一堂
[1:34:16]	to celebrate the newest partner in our esteemed firm.	庆祝新的合伙人的加入
[1:34:22]	was born on March 25th, 1974.	1974年三月25日生人！
[1:34:25]	By all accounts, Dave was a sweet,	据我们所知，DAVE是个可爱的
[1:34:28]	diligent, hardworking little boy.	勤奋和上进的小伙子
[1:34:35]	Wow.
[1:34:36]	Yeah, I know.	呃，我知道这个有点。。。
[1:34:38]	I love it.	我喜欢
[1:34:40]	Why?
[1:34:41]	It reminds me of high school.	让我想起了我的高中时代
[1:34:43]	I feel like I’m about to lose my virginity.	感觉就象那天我破了处。。。。
[1:34:46]	Bathroom?	浴室在哪？
[1:34:47]	Yeah, right there.	那里
[1:34:56]	Do you want a drink or something?	你想喝点什么吗？
[1:34:57]	Or warm clothes or I can get you a drink?	要不先把衣服晾干，再给你拿点喝的？
[1:35:00]	No, it’s okay. We’ll have one after.	没关系，一会儿再说
[1:35:02]	Okay. After what?	好吧，什么一会儿？
[1:35:05]	Relax, Mitch, you’re going to get laid tonight.	放松点MICTH，你今天晚上有的睡
[1:35:09]	In high school, Dave graduated first in his class.	高中的时候，DAVE以全班第一名的名次毕业
[1:35:13]	After winning a full scholarship to Princeton,	DAVE仅用了三年就以全额奖学金的资格
[1:35:16]	Dave, amazingly, graduated in just three years.	让人信服的从普林斯顿大学毕业
[1:35:22]	And after graduating from Yale Law School with honors,	从耶鲁大学毕业后
[1:35:26]	Dave clerked for Justice Souter	DAVE成为了美国最高法院的公诉人
[1:35:28]	on the United States Supreme Court.
[1:35:34]	Work is hard.	工作压力大
[1:35:35]	I like going to baseball games	所以我喜欢看棒球
[1:35:38]	and drinking too much, and getting tattoos at 3:00 in the morning.	喝个大醉，然后凌晨三点去纹身
[1:35:41]	Yeah.
[1:35:43]	Boot. Take it off.	帮我把靴子脱掉
[1:35:49]	We were not put on this earth to work, breed and die.	我们活在这个世界上不是只为了工作和活着的
[1:35:53]	No, we were not… Don’t interrupt me, handsome.	是的，我们不。。。 不要打断我帅哥
[1:35:56]	We are here to have fun.	我们活着，是为了享受生活
[1:35:58]	Right? Yeah.	是吗？ 是的
[1:36:03]	Boot.	脱靴子
[1:36:07]	I just think there’s too many rules.	太多的条条框框
[1:36:11]	Think about all the amazing experiences that we miss out on	想想那么多快乐的事情我们错过了
[1:36:14]	because we’re so worried about what other people will think.	只是因为我们太过在乎别人的看法
[1:36:17]	Why can’t I be a professional, successful woman	为什么我做个成功的女强人
[1:36:21]	who sleeps with someone she just met?	就不能拥有激情？
[1:36:24]	You know?	你知道为什么吗？
[1:36:26]	I haven’t heard a word you said	你脱裤子以前我从来
[1:36:27]	since you took your pants off.	没听说过这种说法
[1:36:29]	Shirt.	上衣
[1:36:32]	Shirt.
[1:36:36]	You smell like lemons.	你闻上去就象个柠檬
[1:36:38]	I do smell like lemons.	我为什么会象个柠檬？
[1:36:41]	Oh, God, you’re nervous. I like that.	噢，天啊，你有些紧张。 我喜欢！
[1:36:45]	Your leg is shaking.	你的腿在发抖！
[1:36:46]	That’s not my leg.	好象不是我的腿
[1:36:48]	Take off my bra.	脱掉罩罩
[1:36:50]	All Of it?	所有的吗？
[1:36:51]	Just the parts covering the breasts.	只有咪咪上的东西
[1:36:53]	That’s a good start.	开局很好！
[1:37:00]	Oh, that’s great.	噢，太棒了
[1:37:03]	At the end of the day…	忙一天下来。。。
[1:37:04]	Holy shit!
[1:37:05]	…I am just tired of over-thinking things.	我真的懒的去想那些乱七八糟的事了
[1:37:08]	I’m tired of over-thinking things, too.	我也是
[1:37:10]	We should just do what we want to do.	我们应该做我们爱做的事
[1:37:12]	Let’s do it. Let’s just do it.	来吧，让我们做爱，，做的事吧！
[1:37:14]	The only thing Dave loves more than the law	DAVE最爱的除了法律，
[1:37:17]	is his beautiful wife, Jamie.	还有她漂亮的妻子，JAMIE!
[1:37:21]	Their life is like a fairy tale	他们过着童话般幸福的生活
[1:37:23]	made even more perfect by their three adorable children.	有着三个无与伦比可爱的孩子
[1:37:27]	So, as we celebrate one partnership tonight…	今天，我们庆祝新合伙人的加入。。。
[1:37:40]	Look, Daddy,it’s you and me.	爸爸快看，你和我啊！
[1:37:54]	…would bring most men to their knees,	大多数人都无法做到
[1:37:57]	but not Dave.	但DAVE不同。
[1:37:59]	He excelled on all fronts,	他永远是最优秀的
[1:38:01]	putting the rest of us to shame.	让我们所有人都自愧不如
[1:38:04]	I didn’t earn this.	这不是我应得的
[1:38:05]	The law may be the first thing on Dave’s mind,	法律也许在DAVE的生活里是最重要的
[1:38:09]	but his family has always been the first thing in his heart.	但是他的家庭却是他心中最不可或缺的
[1:38:15]	What should we do with each other, Mitch?	我们该怎么做？MITCH
[1:38:17]	Oh, God, everything.	噢，怎么都行
[1:38:20]	We could…	我们可以。。。
[1:38:24]	Is that a…	那个是。。。
[1:38:36]	Is that a many-spotted skipperling?	那个是斑点蝶吗？
[1:38:39]	Yeah.
[1:38:45]	Mmm.
[1:38:47]	You can have whatever you want.	你可以怎么样都行
[1:38:53]	What do you want to do?	你想怎么来呢？
[1:38:58]	I want to go home.	我想回家！
[1:39:01]	What?
[1:39:03]	I want to go home.
[1:39:06]	What? I don’t…	什么，我不明白
[1:39:08]	I got a meeting. I got to go.	我还有事，我得走了
[1:39:16]	Lockwood residence.	LOCKWOOD家
[1:39:17]	Where is Dave?	DAVE哪去了？
[1:39:18]	Dave is at the country club. They made him partner.	DAVE去了西郊俱乐部，他现在是合伙人了
[1:39:27]	A brilliant attorney,	一个完美的律师，
[1:39:30]	loving husband,	体帖的丈夫
[1:39:31]	devoted father.	可敬的父亲
[1:39:36]	It is my distinct honor	我非常荣幸的
[1:39:38]	to introduce to you,	向你们介绍
[1:39:40]	our newest partner, David Lockwood.	我们的新合伙人，DAIVD LOCKWOOD
[1:39:55]	Way to go, Dave.	飞黄腾达DAVE
[1:39:59]	Congratulations, Dave.	恭喜DAVE
[1:40:01]	You deserve it.	你实至名归
[1:40:03]	This is not my life.	这不是我的生活
[1:40:34]	ls she kissing the wrong guy?	她亲错人了吧？
[1:40:35]	I know it’s weird. Just go with it.	我知道这有点奇怪，随他们去吧
[1:40:59]	We tried to tell you.	我们原来试着要告诉你的
[1:41:01]	You ready to take a piss?	你有尿可撒么？
[1:41:02]	You bet your ass I am.	用屁股想都会有
[1:41:04]	I love you, pumpkin.	我爱你小南瓜
[1:41:28]	Are you sure this is the address?	你确定在这儿？
[1:41:29]	Yeah, this is the place.	是的，就是这儿
[1:41:45]	You got to be kidding me. Oh, wow.	不会吧！！！！
[1:41:50]	Jesus Christ, it’s like the whole city is in here tonight.	我的天，好象全城的人今天晚上都来这儿等着看了
[1:41:52]	Okay, let’s just do this. Come on.	不管了，开始吧！
[1:42:03]	How are we supposed to get this done?	可是我们怎么下鸡鸡啊？
[1:42:04]	You just be super cool…	要极度冷静
[1:42:07]	and don’t draw attention to yourself.	分散注意力。。。
[1:42:12]	Why aren’t you peeing?	你怎么不尿？
[1:42:13]	I got a lot of people around me.	太多人围观了。。。
[1:42:15]	Don’t yell at me. I’m all locked up.	别冲我喊，我正在酝酿
[1:42:16]	No one is even looking at us. We’re fine.	现在没有人看我们，我们安全的
[1:42:18]	Mommy, that man is peeing in the fountain!	妈妈，那个男的往喷泉里撒尿！
[1:42:24]	Oh, my God.
[1:42:26]	The cat is out of the bag, buddy. You got to go now.	这下糗大发了，我们得赶紧闪
[1:42:28]	Why don’t you take a picture? Mitch!	你怎么不帮我照张相
[1:42:29]	Come on!
[1:42:30]	It’s snipped. Mitch! Mitch!
[1:42:32]	By the way, why didn’t you invite me to your anniversary party?	顺便问下，你怎么不邀请我参加你的结婚周年聚会
[1:42:38]	Okay, look…
[1:42:42]	I feel really bad about that	我知道是我的不对
[1:42:43]	but can we talk about that at another time?	可是我们能不能改天再谈这事儿？
[1:42:44]	There is a girl scout staring at my penis.	有个姑娘一直在盯着我的小鸡鸡呢
[1:42:46]	I want to talk about it right now.	我想现在就搞清楚
[1:42:48]	Really?	你不是吧
[1:42:49]	Are you embarrassed of me?	你觉的我给你丢脸吗
[1:42:51]	I’m sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I was.	对不起，以前是的
[1:42:56]	But I’m not any more.	但是现在不会了
[1:42:59]	I’m actually proud of you, Mitch.	实际上现在我为你而自豪
[1:43:02]	Really?
[1:43:04]	Really.
[1:43:09]	Attaboy!	好兄弟
[1:43:11]	I think that’s what had me all locked up.	我知道我为什么尿不出来了
[1:43:12]	Hey!
[1:43:15]	Shit, we got security on us.	我靠，保安盯上我们了
[1:43:17]	We got to do this right now.	得赶紧尿完了闪人
[1:43:18]	321 Three, two, one…
[1:43:20]	I wish I had my old life back!	我要过我原来的生活！
[1:43:21]	What did they say?	他们说啥米呢？
[1:43:23]	Do you feel any different? No, go again.	你觉的有效果了吗？ 没，再来
[1:43:25]	I wish I had my old life back!	我要过我原来的生活！
[1:43:29]	Oh, shit! Come on, guy!	我靠，快点！
[1:43:31]	We are running out of time here. Three, two, one…	没时间了，321
[1:43:33]	I wish I had my old life back!	我要过回我原来的生活！
[1:43:36]	Bingo! Nice! Let’s go, this way!	有效果了，太好了！ 快，这边走
[1:43:39]	I’m peeing all over people, slow down!	我想把这些人都尿一身。 慢点啊！
[1:43:40]	Watch it!	当心
[1:43:41]	Excuse me, I’m sorry. Pardon me.
[1:44:12]	Oh, my God.
[1:44:17]	Oh, my God.	Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[1:44:19]	Oh, thank God.	Oh, thank God.
[1:44:23]	Pumpkin! Pumpkin, I’m back.
[1:44:25]	Pumpkin, wake up.
[1:44:27]	Can you wake up, baby? I’m back, I’m back.	你醒醒，亲爱的，我回来了，我变回来了！
[1:44:30]	Oh, my God, I missed you so much. Oh, honey.	噢，天啊，我想死你了，亲爱的
[1:44:33]	Okay, I owe you an explanation for last night.	昨天晚上的事，我欠你一个解释
[1:44:35]	I owe you an apology for this week.	这星期我欠你的太多
[1:44:37]	And most importantly, I owe you a fix for the last five years.	最重要的是，这五年我欠你的都要补偿
[1:44:40]	Honey, things are changing, I promise.	亲爱的，我变了，我发誓
[1:44:42]	You and the kids mean everything to me. Nothing is more important.	你和孩子最我生命中最重要的，没有什么和你们相提并论
[1:44:46]	In fact, I’m going to quit my job.	实际上，我准备辞职了
[1:44:48]	I’m going to work today, I’m going to quit my job.	我今天去上班，但是今天是最后一天
[1:44:51]	I’m going to apply to Kinko’s, all right?	我去KINKO这种小公司找个工作
[1:44:55]		或者做个全职老公？
[1:44:57]	Hold on, just a second. Foot Locker?	等下，等下下
[1:44:59]	It is the middle of the night. Shh.	现在是半夜
[1:45:03]	All right, I don’t know what’s going on with you two dorks.	我不知道你们两个家伙怎么了
[1:45:07]	That’s enough.	无关紧要了
[1:45:09]	I don’t want you to quit your job.	你不用辞职
[1:45:11]	What are you talking about?	你在说什么啊？
[1:45:12]	You love your job and you love the law.	你喜欢你的工作你喜欢法律
[1:45:16]	I love that about you.	我爱的就是那个你
[1:45:19]	I just want you to come home for dinner.	我只希望你能回家吃晚饭
[1:45:21]	I know. And Dialogue Night.	我知道 还有对话日
[1:45:24]	And to see the kids.	还有就是看好孩子
[1:45:27]	And I want you to want to be here.	我想你能做回自己
[1:45:29]	I do. You have no idea.	我知道
[1:45:34]	You don’t have to get all, like,	你不需要太极端，比如
[1:45:36]	“I’m going to quit my job.”	我要辞职
[1:45:42]	It’s my turn. No, no, no.	该我去了 不不不
[1:45:43]	Back to bed. They’re mine.	回去睡觉 我去吧
[1:45:47]	I love you.
[1:45:53]	Hi!
[1:45:55]	Look who’s up.	看看谁起来了
[1:45:57]	Good morning.
[1:45:59]	Hi, my little man.
[1:46:03]	And how are you this morning, little princess?	你今天早上好吗？我的小公主
[1:46:07]	Good morning.
[1:46:09]	How was your sleep?	睡的好吗？
[1:46:11]	Yeah, I know.
[1:46:13]	Okay, she’s first.	好的，她先来
[1:46:14]	She’s a little bit more vocal.	她小一点
[1:46:16]	Right?
[1:46:17]	Are you trying to tell me you’ve got a little surprise?	你准备好给我个惊喜了吗？
[1:46:21]	Did you make me something special?	有没有什么特别的啊？
[1:46:22]	Daddy.
[1:46:24]	Hi, sugarbug, come here.	嘿，宝贝，过来
[1:46:29]	Give me a hug, sweetie.	抱抱
[1:46:32]	Good morning.
[1:46:34]	You smell like a pillow.	你闻着象个大枕头
[1:46:36]	Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair.	坐那个椅子上，和我说说话
[1:46:39]	Tell me about school.	学校怎么样啊？
[1:46:41]	I want to know what you learned yesterday, okay?	我想告诉你我昨天学了什么好吗？
[1:46:43]	And I want to hear everything.	所有的我都想听听
[1:46:44]	Did you know that atoms are smaller than a grain of sand?	你知道原子比一粒沙子小多少吗？
[1:46:48]	How amazing is that?	很神奇是吗？
[1:46:50]	So amazing!	太神奇了！
[1:46:51]	And everything on this planet is made out of atoms.	而且所有的事物都是用原子构成的
[1:46:54]	Which is kind of strange	多么奇怪啊
[1:46:57]	because I think that means that I’m the same as a piece of fruit	我想那意味着我和水果是一样的呢
[1:47:00]	or a fish	或是一条鱼
[1:47:02]	or this chair!	甚至是这个椅子
[1:47:26]	I’m me. God, I’m me. Thank you. Thank you.	我变回来了，我变回来了！
[1:47:29]	God, look at that. Gorgeous!
[1:47:32]	God, it’s so good to be back!
[1:47:34]	Oh, yeah.
[1:47:35]	Welcome home. I missed you.	欢迎回家，我太想你啦
[1:47:36]	Look at that,two perfectly shorn balls.	看啊，我有两个完美的蛋蛋了
[1:47:48]	Hi.
[1:47:52]	I left my purse. I would have called but…	呃，我钱包忘在这儿了，我没打电话告诉你。。
[1:47:55]	But you left your phone in your purse.	因为我手机也在包里
[1:47:56]	Yeah. Right.
[1:47:59]	I just wanted to apologize, because I know	我还想和你说对不起，因为。。
[1:48:02]	that I probably came off a little aggressive last night,	昨天晚上我有点太主动了
[1:48:06]	and I just wanted to say sorry.	我只是想说，对不起
[1:48:11]	No.
[1:48:12]	Don’t apologize. I apologize.	不用道歉。我道歉
[1:48:14]	I probably came off a little gay last night.	我昨天晚上可能性取向有些不太稳定。
[1:48:17]	I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you.	我希望你别把这些事往心里去
[1:48:20]	Hey, guess what? It’s breakfast time.	嗯，你看，早餐时间到了
[1:48:23]	Do you want to get some breakfast?	一起吃早餐好吗？
[1:48:25]	Yeah.
[1:48:30]	Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God	各位，我们因主的名义齐聚这里
[1:48:33]	to unite this man and this woman in the…	来见证这对恋人的。。。。
[1:48:44]	Mitch, you came.	MITCH，你来了
[1:48:46]	I’m very, very touched. Thank you.	我真的很感动 谢谢你
[1:48:48]	You’re welcome, Dad.	不客气，老爸
[1:48:50]	Ooh!
[1:48:51]	Fuck me! This must be my new mom.	我干，这一定是我的新妈妈了
[1:48:53]	Hi, Mitch Planko.
[1:48:55]	Good. Thank you.
[1:48:56]	She’s holding onto me.	她应该拉着我的手才对
[1:48:58]	Okay, good, let go.	好的，放手吧
[1:48:59]	Keep away from him. The man’s a pervert.	离这个家伙远，这小子不是啥好鸟
[1:49:07]	Happy anniversary, Jamie and Dave!	周年快乐，JAMIE 和DAVE
[1:49:16]	For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Mitch Planko.	你们大部分都不知道我是谁，我是MITCH
[1:49:18]	I was that nut sack’s best man 10 years ago.	10年前我是这个笨蛋的伴朗
[1:49:20]	Here we go.
[1:49:21]	When we were kids, Dave and I, we had a lot of big plans.	在我们的孩提时代，我和DAVE，我们有一大堆的远大理想
[1:49:26]	Dave, he was going to be an astronaut,	DAVE想当个宇航员
[1:49:28]	and I was going to sell dolphins on the black market.	我么就想着能在黑市上卖海豚挣钱
[1:49:32]	Astronaut!	宇航员哈
[1:49:34]	There’s a reason I’m not selling dolphins.	我没卖成海豚是有原因的
[1:49:36]	We live in Atlanta, they’re tough to find.	我们生活在亚特兰大，海豚太难找了
[1:49:39]	And those things, they don’t sleep,	但是这些理想，都没有忘记
[1:49:43]	which also makes it real hard to catch them.	实际上我们一直在努力追寻
[1:49:46]	But I think that we all know	但是我想，我们都知道
[1:49:48]	that life doesn’t always turn out exactly how you plan it.	生活并不总是如你所想
[1:49:52]	Sometimes,	有时候
[1:49:54]	just sometimes,	仅仅有时候
[1:49:55]	it turns out better.	会变的更好
[1:49:58]	Dave, i think there’s a reason	DAVE ,我想，有一个原因
[1:49:59]	that you’re not walking on the moon right now.	造成你现在没办法在月球上漫步
[1:50:01]	It’s because you belong here,	因为你属于这里
[1:50:05]	in your life,	属于你现在的生活
[1:50:06]	with that incredible woman sitting beside you.	属于这个坐在你身边的完美女人
[1:50:13]	Can we please raise our Kamikaze shots	让我们一起举杯
[1:50:17]	to my two best friends, please?	敬我最好的两位朋友
[1:50:20]	To Dave and Jamie.	敬DAVE 和JAMIE!
[1:50:21]	Dave and Jamie!
[1:50:23]	Happy anniversary.	周年快乐！
[1:50:25]	Happy anniversary!
[1:50:31]	How did I do? You’re such a poet.	我表现怎么样，你就是一诗人
[1:50:33]	You’re Robert Frost. Who?	你就是ROBERT FROST 他是谁啊？
[1:50:35]	It doesn’t matter. God, you’re good looking.	无关紧要，上帝啊，你真TMD帅
[1:50:36]	Yeah.
[1:50:37]	I’m going to meet you in five minutes. All right.	我五分钟后回来。 好的
[1:50:39]	Okay.
[1:50:42]	I took care of you guys, huh?	我很给你们面子吧？
[1:50:44]	We love you.
[1:50:46]	Oh…
[1:50:47]	Come on. Really?	我靠，你来真的啊？
[1:50:50]	Hey, buddy. I love you.
[1:50:52]	I love you, man.
[1:50:55]	How are things going at home? Good?	家事如何？还好吗？
[1:50:57]	Yeah. I mean, come on.	当然，我是说，你看的出来的
[1:51:00]	Yeah. Yeah, it’s great. It’s fantastic.	当然很棒。 非常棒
[1:51:03]	Good. Yeah.
[1:51:05]	What about you? What about Sabrina?	你呢？ 还有丽花？
[1:51:07]	Good. It’s good. We’re taking things slow, but it’s good.	很不错 我们慢慢培养感情，进展顺利
[1:51:15]	Is it weird that I miss your penis?	奇怪了我怀念起你的蛋蛋了
[1:51:17]	Come on. It would be weird if you didn’t.	少来了，你不怀念它才奇怪了呢
[1:51:54]	What are we doing here?	我们在这儿做什么呢？
[1:51:56]	We’re doing this.	我们抽这个
[1:52:00]	Huh?
[1:52:01]	A little treat from Uncle Mitch.	从MITCH叔叔那里搞的一点小大麻
[1:52:03]	Do you remember how to do this?	你还记的怎么。。。。。
[1:52:06]	okay.
[1:52:10]	Oh.
[1:52:16]	I know. Mmm.	当然记的
[1:52:24]	it’s fun, though, right?	很好玩啊，是吗？
[1:52:28]	Yay! Let’s go look at some fish.	走，我们去海底世界吧
[1:52:30]	Okay.
[1:52:31]	Oh, God!
[1:52:36]	Oh, my God!
[1:52:38]	Ow! What the hell was that? Oh.	刚刚那是什么？
[1:52:39]	Explain yourself!	解释一下！
[1:52:41]	You’ve never heard of the Bryant Gumbel?	你从来没听说过（这个不知所以然的）招术？
[1:52:45]	Let’s do that again.	再试一次
[1:52:55]	Why?
[1:53:05]	Mitch sent us a video. Yeah? That’s weird.	MITCH送过来的视频？好奇怪噢
[1:53:16]	No entry!
[1:53:24]	Steve Driver, you perfect bastard, you!
[1:53:30]	Oh, no.
[1:53:32]	Oh, Steve, it’s like Christmas in my ass!
[1:53:36]	What are you doing with my wife, man?
[1:53:37]	Dimitri? Hey, join the fuck party.
[1:53:40]	Let’s make lady sandwich. Okay.
[1:53:44]	Oh, my God. Not very well made, huh?	噢，天啊，制作很不精良啊
[1:53:47]	When was that shot? Who Knows? Probably years ago.	这什么时候拍的啊？谁知道，N年前的东西了吧
[1:53:52]	“Thank you for covering me last week. Love what you did with my hair.”	“谢谢你上周帮我救场，发型我很喜欢”
[1:53:55]	Hey!
[1:54:00]	You got with a man?	你还和一个男的？？
[1:54:03]	Dimitri was surprisingly gentle, and we were very safe.	DIMITRI，是很有绅士风度的，我们很安全
[1:54:07]	Uh-huh.
[1:54:08]	He smelt a little like lamb, though.	他看上去确实很温柔。
[1:54:10]	That pooper shot looked real. No. God, please, don’t!	看上去拍的还挺象真的。。。。 噢，不要说啦
[1:54:13]	It did. Oh, God.
[1:54:15]	Dave? What?
[1:54:17]	Can you change my oil?	你能不能给我加点料？
[1:54:19]	No, I can’t!	不行啊
[1:54:20]	I’m gonna cut my thumbs off tomorrow, I swear to God.	明天我就把指头切了，我发誓
[1:54:23]	And we’re gonna destroy that thing first thing in the morning. Okay?	明天早上第一件事就是把这东西毁了好吗？
[1:54:26]	I don’t want you to. I like it.	我不要，我喜欢！
[1:54:28]	Hey, hey! Oh! It’s growing in so nicely.	噢，嘿，，，好象变大了噢！
[1:54:32]	Yeah. Real in-between phase.
[1:54:35]	It’s like Sonny Crockett down there.