时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Hey, Avery, is that one of your friends? 嘿 艾芙莉 他是你朋友吗 [00:08] Really? You think this is one of my friends? 什么 你竟然以为他是我朋友 [00:12] Well, I was hoping not, but I’m trying to be less “Judgey.” 我本来就不希望是 但又不想显得自己以貌取人 [00:16] It’s Union General Ambrose Burnside. 他是北方将军安布洛斯・伯恩赛德 [00:18] I’m doing a report on…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] Hey, Avery. How’s it goin’? 艾芙莉 干嘛呢 [00:11] Oh, you’re working on 噢 你在忙着画 [00:12] your painting for the youth art competition? 参加青年艺术比赛的作品吗 [00:14] Yep. And this is the most exciting part of the process. 对啊 正处于最激动人心的阶段啊 [00:17] The canvas is blank. All things are possible. 画布一片空白 这就是所谓的一切皆有可能 [00:20] You have…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Bennett, do I have to keep asking you to finish assembling the garden shed? 班尼特 需要我提醒你去组装那个花园小屋吗 [00:10] You don’t have to. It’s really your choice. 不必不必 你自己看着办 [00:14] Thanks for the towels, dad. 谢谢毛巾 爸爸 [00:16] Now, I’m going to get the rope and a glue gun. 现在我去拿绳子和胶水 [00:19] Aren’t you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] ( Laughing ) [00:08] Hey, Avery. 嘿，Avery。 [00:09] Sweetheart, what are you laughing at? 亲爱的，你在笑什么？ [00:10] This report card. 这张成绩单。 [00:12] What have we told you about laughing at Tyler’s report card? 我们和你说过什么？不要嘲笑Tyler的成绩单。 [00:16] Okay, which one of the three stooges 好吧，这次他们评价他 [00:18] did they compare him to this time? 是“活宝三人组”里的哪个？…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Come on, everyone! 大家伙，快来！ [00:07] Get in here for breakfast, 快来吃早饭， [00:08] or I’m gonna give all the eggs to the dog! 不然我就把所有的鸡蛋都给狗吃了！ [00:11] Hey…I’m the dog! 哇哦（^_^）我就是狗！ [00:18] No one’s coming. 没有人过来~~ [00:20] Uh, time to give all the eggs to the you-know-who. 额，是时候该把鸡蛋都给那个谁了~~~ [00:30] Can’t blame a guy for…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Everyone always wants to be “responsible.” 每个人都想要变得“负责(responsible)” [00:08] But what is “re” “sponsible”? 但什么叫“re”“sponsible”？ [00:10] Are you being “sponsible” for a second time? 是两次变得“sponsible”吗？ （re前缀表示“再次”，实际上responsible和sponsible木有关系） [00:13] Ooh, I wish I had thought of that in my old stand-up days. 噢，我真希望在我站起来的那个日子里 就已经想到这个了。 (stanup–站起来 Stan up–Stan起来)（stanup和Stan木有关系） [00:17] What is the deal with dog…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] But it’s your turn.No, I don’t want to. 但是轮到你了。 不，我不想这么做。 [00:07] Shh! 嘘! [00:09] Avery, I am your mother.Don’t shush me, it’s… Avery,我是你母亲. 别嘘我，这。。。 [00:12] It’s okay.She’s expressing herself. 这没什么. 她只是在表现自己. [00:14] Shh!Avery, I am your father. 嘘! Avery, 我是你父亲. [00:17] Guys, don’t wake up stan.I think he’s sick. 各位，别吵醒Stan. 我觉得他病了….
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Atomic shock. Atomic shock and… Plus a blast! Yes! 原子能冲击 原子能冲击 外加超级大轰炸 [00:12] The patient Roosevelt, suffers from an irrational fear of… 从来耐心的罗斯福被一阵莫名的对 [00:17] Fear itself. 莫名的恐惧困扰 [00:19] It’s not mommy. 我不是妈咪 [00:21] You don’t have to pretend to be working. 你就不用装工作了 [00:24] Hi, princess. Hey, how was school? 嗨 我的公主…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] My slipper! 我的脱鞋 [00:10] Stan! 斯坦 [00:13] At least he didn’t touch this one. 好歹这只还没遭毒害 [00:15] Hey, I was looking for that! 嘿 我正要找它呢 [00:19] What do you have against me?! 你跟我有仇吗 [00:21] “Top ten things I have against Ellen.” 跟艾伦结下的十大仇恨 [00:25] Number ten: she hates dogs. 第十条 她恨狗狗 [00:29] That’s…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] It’s eighty-five and sunny today in Pasadena. 帕萨迪纳今天晴天 85华氏度 [00:07] That’s right, it’s Christmas time. 对了 圣诞节马上就要到了 [00:10] For the first time in my whole life, 这是我一生中第一次 [00:12] I get to spend Christmas as part of a family, 作为一个家庭成员和大家共度圣诞节 [00:14] And I’m so excited that I even let them dress me…