时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Why is there hair everywhere? Did you shave in the kitchen? 怎么全都是毛?你在厨房刮的毛吗? [00:07] The water in here is softer. 这里的水更柔和些 [00:10] Look at this ski-jumping idiot, Bode Miller. What kind of a fruity name is Bode? 看这个滑雪的笨蛋, Bode Miller Bode算什么狗屁名字呀? [00:14] That cereal has the Olympics on it? It must be…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] You’re my girl, right? And I take care of you, huh? 你是我的女人，OK? 我会照顾你的 [00:09] Who knows? 谁知道呢? [00:10] Maybe we’ll see Natalie Morales, you know? 我们也许会见到Natalie Morales,知道不? （NBC著名新闻主持人） [00:12] That little firecracker, she gets my blood running south of the border. 那个小鞭炮，她让我热血沸腾啊 [00:16] That is less sweet. 这可不太好 [00:17] I’m gonna…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Tracy Jordan to the stage, please. Tracy Jordan请到舞台上来 [00:04] Tracy to the stage. Tracy请上舞台 [00:07] Hey, hey, hey,\ where are you going? 嘿,嘿,嘿,你去哪里? [00:08] They’ve been paging you\ for rehearsal! 他们正叫你彩排呢! [00:10] Rehearsal?\ We did a show last week. 彩排?我们上礼拜刚做过节目 [00:11] I just came\ to pick up a paycheck. 我是来拿支票的 [00:13]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] All right, we have a lot\ to get through today, you guys. 好了,伙计们，我们今天有很多事情要做 [00:05] Anybody have anything\ on page one? 关于第一页大家有什么问题吗? [00:08] I think we need to change\ this Donald Trump joke– 我觉得关于那个Donald Trump的笑话,我们要改一下\ (著名地产大亨,”飞黄腾达”中的老板) [00:13] because Donald Trump was eaten\ by a lion this morning 因为Donald Trump今早在国际空间站 [00:17] on the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Now, Robot, kick ’em in the knees. 快,机器人,踢他们膝盖 [00:01] Bears have weak knees. 熊的膝盖最没用 [00:03] And you should vibrate, ’cause the robot’s full of radiation. 你们要震动下 因为机器人浑身都是射线 [00:06] Yeah, that’s it. 对,就是那样 [00:06] Frank Frank. [00:07] How many bears did I say you could have? 我说过你能弄几只熊的? [00:09] One. 一只 [00:10] And…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I thought Tracy was getting here at noon. 我以为Tracy中午过来 [00:03] Movie stars move at their own pace, Liz. 电影明星有他们自己的方式, Liz [00:05] We have to accommodate them. 我们得适应他们 [00:07] Yeah, well, a lot of people are still upset 好吧,那么,很多人对Tracy加入节目 [00:08] about Tracy joining the show. 还是不太高兴 [00:10] That’s not my problem. 那和我没关系…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Excuse me. There’s a line, buddy. 请原谅,伙计 我们排着队呢 [00:10] There’s two lines. 我这儿也是在排队 [00:11] No, no, there’s one line. We’re in it. 不, 不, 只有一条队伍 我们这条 [00:14] I’m just getting a hot dog. 我只不过想买个热狗而已 [00:15] We’re all getting hot dogs. 我们都只不过要买个热狗 [00:17] What, you think there’s two lines and we’re all…