时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Hey,jack. 嘿 Jack [00:05] Congratulations,lemon. 恭喜你 Lemon [00:07] I see you read my memo about having more catchphrases on your show. 你已经读了我写的备忘录 在节目里加了标志性语言了 [00:10] What catchphrases? 什么标志性语言? [00:11] Oh,are you talking about… 哦 你说的是… [00:13] If your man leaves in boxers and comes home in briefs, 如果你的男人出门时穿的是三角内裤 回来穿的是四角内裤 [00:17] that’sa deal…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] how late is tracy now? Tracy迟到多久了? [00:06] 21/2 hours. 两个半小时了 [00:07] this is outrageous. 太可恶了 [00:08] especially after i was told i can’t leave during the day 尤其是有人告诉我不能请假 [00:10] fomy ridiculous anger management stupid piece of crap! 去上我那狗屁的情绪管理治疗课程! [00:15] how did this happen? 怎么会这样? [00:16] i had grizz call him at…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hi. I’m looking for an engagement ring. 你好 我想买一枚订婚戒指 [00:08] Are you sure? 你认真的? [00:12] Maybe you should have had a ring the first time you proposed. 或许你第一次求婚时就该买个戒指 [00:14] Then elisa wouldn’t have said no. 那样Elisa就不会拒绝你了 [00:15] She didn’t say no. She said we should think about it. 她没拒绝 她说我们要考虑一下 [00:18]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Okay. 好吧 [00:07] Now,you’re all here because you’ve been suspended om work for sexual harassment. 你们聚在这里 都是因为实施性骚扰而停工 [00:12] But through this seminar, 但是通过这个研讨小组 [00:13] You will learn the skills to keep you from making the same kinds of mistakes that got you here. 你会学到避免重蹈覆辙的技巧 [00:18] Excuse me,mr. Winerslav– 打断一下 Winerslav先生– [00:20]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Okay,guys,i just want to say congratulations on our 50th show! 同志们 恭喜大家 这是我们第50期节目! [00:12] That’s 50 hours of comedy,over 300 sketches,one unsolved crew death, 那可是50小时的欢笑 300多个草稿 1个莫名而亡的剧组成员 [00:17] And anemmymagazine cover story. 还上了一次艾美奖封面 [00:22] Hey,and someone got us booze gifts. 还有人给我们送来了狂欢大礼 [00:24] – Oh,sweet. – They’re all empty. What the hell?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] – Hello? – Lemon. Good morning. – 你好? – Lemon 早上好 [00:08] What… what is that sound? Are you frying bacon? 那是… 那是什么声音? 你在煎培根嘛? [00:10] No,it’s my new running shoes. 不 那声音是我新买的跑步鞋 [00:13] Come on. Lemon,I’m going over the guest list for my fiftieth birthday party. 拜托 Lemon 我在看我的五十岁生日宴会的客人名单 [00:16] and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Kenneth,i’m gonna duck uptown and have lunch with my boyfriend. Kenneth 我打算到市区和男朋友共进午餐 [00:08] Yes,ma’am. 好的 女士 [00:09] Is that code for some kind of older gal medical procedure? 这是某种大龄剩女的医疗程序代码嘛? [00:12] No,k i really have a boyfriend. 不 Kenneth 我真的有个男朋友 [00:14] Look. He’s handsome and a doctor. 瞧 他英俊潇洒还是个医生 [00:16] A doctor?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Oh,miss lemon! Let me help you out. 喔 Lemon小姐! 我来帮你 [00:06] Oh,thanks, Kenneth. 谢谢 Kenneth [00:08] What are all these little plastic containers for? 这些塑料储物盒是干吗的? [00:11] Are you pickling squirrel meat? ‘Cause I can lend you my skull presser. 你在腌松鼠肉吗? 我可以借你我的敲脑壳器 [00:14] No,Kenneth. 不是 Kenneth [00:15] I went to the new…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Thanks for coming out. Thanks for watching. 感谢现场观众 感谢收看 [00:05] Love,peace, and hair grease. 爱 和平 还有发蜡 [00:08] Hey,liz me,lutz,toofer,and josh are gonna go to that bar where the waiters are dressed like ninjas. 嘿Liz 我 Lutz Toofer还有Josh 要去那家侍者都穿忍者服的酒吧 [00:13] You in? 你来吗? [00:14] No,I’m just gonna go to the 24-hour…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Are you sure you don’t want to go to a real restaurant? 你确定你不去一家真正的饭店吗? [00:03] No,this food cart is great. 不 这个大排档挺好的 [00:12] Look at this guy. He used to be a man once. 看看这人 他曾经也是个堂堂正正的男人 [00:16] What is that supposed to mean? 你啥意思? [00:17] Don’t you want what he has someday–…