时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Previously,on “Queen of Jordan… Jordan家皇后 前集提要 [00:03] ” Don’t tell me I can’t sing. What the have you ever done? 不许说我五音不全 你算老几 [00:07] Who the are the Beatles? 甲壳虫乐队算哪根葱 [00:12] I know what you said about me. 你说我坏话了 [00:13] Please. I don’t even think about you. You’re nothing. 我都懒得想到你 你算什么 [00:17]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] wonderful*** 说个好消息啊 各位碌碌之辈 [00:05] My publicist just called from rehab. 我的公关刚从戒毒中心给我打电话 [00:07] – I made the internet. – You’re on joanofsnark.com? – 我在网上火啦 – 你上了Joanofsnark.com? [00:11] – On what? – Joanofsnark. – 那是个神马? [00:13] It’s this really cool feminist web site 一个超酷的女权网站 [00:15] where women talk about how far we’ve come…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Listen up,everyone, 大伙听着 [00:06] I have an announcement to make. 我有话要说 [00:08] As you may have heard,carol and I broke up last week. 估计你们已经听说 Carol和我上周分手了 [00:11] Hang on. Why do you have a cat… 等等 你干嘛搞只猫来 [00:13] And a fanny pack? 还挂个腰包? [00:15] And your ponytail,it’s being held up by a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] *** I blew mine up,and now it smells like my mouth. 你有颈枕吗? 我的被我弄破了 闻着跟口气一个味道 [00:05] I never sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted. 我从来不在飞机上睡觉 我怕被人”盗梦” [00:08] Are you going somewhere? 你要去哪? [00:10] Carol has a flight to raleigh-durham, so I’m going with him, Carol 要飞趟Raleigh Durham 我跟他一起去 [00:12]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] *********** 伙计们 从头开始 再来一次 [00:05] Everyone,I need your attention…Gather up. 所有人注意…大家集中一下 [00:07] I said everyone,sketchtron 6000. 我说所有人 包括你 机器人6000 [00:11] Mr.Hank hooper,the owner of our new parent company,kabletown, Hank Hooper先生 也就是 我们新母公司Kabletown的所有者 [00:16] is touring 30 rock for the first time today. 今天将首次巡视演播室本部 [00:19] I will make a good first impression,so…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in new york, 无论你在纽约生活了多久 [00:06] it’s still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot penises 抬头望天 YY所有高楼都是被切断的 机器人的鸡鸡 依然那么有趣 [00:10] be quiet,lemon. It’s happening. 别出声 Lemon 就要开始了 [00:20] Out with g.e.,in with kabletown. GE褪去 Kabletown亮起 [00:23] It seems…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Happy new year. Congratulations on getting married,sir. 新年快乐 恭贺新婚 先生 [00:09] I know I didn’t deserve to be invited, 我知道我不够格受邀参加婚礼 [00:11] so I thought I would give you your gift now. 所以我想现在就把礼物给你了 [00:13] Not if it’s a song. 如果是首歌那就免了吧 [00:16] It’s not. It’s… 不是歌 是… [00:19] This belt. 这条皮带 [00:23] Well,the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Merry christmas eve eve,jack. 圣诞前前夜快乐 Jack [00:03] Likewise,lemon. Is there any chance you’ll still be around tomorrow? 你也是 Lemon 明天你还来不? [00:06] Sure. You want to go to the penn station kmart with me and then watch tootsie? 来啊 和我去逛火车站的Kmart百货店 然后一起看电影Tootsie不? [00:09] I’m sorry.That’s what you’re doing instead of spending christmas eve…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Hey,what was that sound? 嘿 那是什么声音? [00:03] It was opportunity knocking. 是机会的敲门声 [00:05] – No one knocked. – You just barged in. 没人敲门啊 你直接闯进来的 [00:07] Knock knock. You were right,donald. – 咚咚 – 你说得对 Donald [00:09] It makes more sense for you to enter first. 你先进来才比较合符情理 [00:11] It’s okay,daddy. We’ll just…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Where are tracy and jenna? We’re supposed to be rehearsing. Tracy和Jenna跑哪去了? 早就该开始排练了 [00:03] Hey,l.l.,sorry we haven’t had time to get into our costumes yet. 嘿 很抱歉我们还没来得及换上戏服 [00:09] How are we already behind today? 为什么今天进度这么慢啊? [00:11] Liz,women wearing men’s watches is so over. Liz 女人带男士手表已经OUT了 [00:13] The new thing is to get…