时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I’ve finished my Cabletown self evaluation! Nailed it. 我的Cabletown自我评价搞定啦 [00:07] “My greatest weakness is humility. “最大的弱点 谦虚 [00:09] I’m probably the most humble person in the whole world.” 我不谦虚就没人谦虚了” [00:12] – I wrote that. – These self-evaluations are a charade. – 我写的 – 这种自我评价纯粹是”逗你玩儿” [00:15] People cannot be impartial about themselves….
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] 2012 APRIL 14 2012年4月14日 [00:02] Here are all my receipts. 我所有发票都在这儿 [00:04] Look,I don’t need these,Liz. 我不需要看 Liz [00:05] Your tax return is the same every year. 你每年的申报单都一样 [00:07] Actually,I’ll have you know that this has been a year of change,Howard. 其实今年改变的翻天覆地 Howard [00:11] I joined an over-40 dance team, 我加入了中年舞蹈团…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Lemon… [00:05] ******** 被危险人物劫持:Avery Jessup的故事 (半个人脸的封面模仿”总统杀局”) [00:06] What do you think? 你觉得如何? [00:07] “Kidnapped bydanger,colon, “the avery jessup story,comma,” “被危险人物劫持 冒号 Avery Jessup的故事 逗号” [00:11] brought to you with limited commercial interruptions “ 有限制地插播几次广告 特约播出单位: [00:12] by pride bladder control pads. 骄傲牌成人护垫 [00:15] Make every room a bathroom. 每个房间都是卫生间 [00:17] ”…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Why did I just receive these viewer essays on the subject “why I love tgs?” 我怎么收到 观众就为何喜爱TGS写的征文 [00:08] – please tell me it’s not- the annual tgs viewer walk-on contest. – 拜托这千万别是 – TGS年度观众跑龙套大赛 [00:12] It’s great promotion,lemon. 这是不错的宣传 Lemon [00:13] We found that if someone is actually on nbc,they’re 4%…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Tracy,Jenna. [00:04] We all know what happen when you hosted the St. Patrick’s day parade three years ago. 我们都知道3年前你们主持 圣帕特里克节游行是什么情况 [00:10] Wake up,mother. 醒醒 X你妈 [00:11] And when you hosted two years ago. 还有2年前主持那次 [00:13] Die,demon! 去死吧 恶魔! [00:15] Why didn’t you ever call me back? 你为什么不回我电话? [00:17] Unfortunately,unless Harry’s law…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] America’s Kidz Got Singing 美国小屁孩唱歌大赛 [00:04] Well,hello,Hank. So good of you to come up. 你好啊 Hank 你能过来太好了 [00:06] Well,I’m not gonna miss the America’s Kidz got singing finale. 我可不会错过”美国小屁孩唱歌大赛”总决赛 [00:10] Last time I was this excited was this morning. 我上次这么激动还是今天早晨 [00:13] I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] There she is! Whore of whores! 总算找着你了! 贱人堆里出来的! [00:05] My Frankie could have any woman on earth,and he chose you? 我家Frankie有的是人追 他就选了你这么个货色? [00:08] Ma! What are you doing here? 娘亲! 你来这干什么? [00:10] Why can’t you just be happy that I’m happy… With Liz? 我和Liz很幸福 你怎么就不开心呢? [00:13] – Can I just say…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Liz! Liz lemon! [00:03] It’s me,thad. From college. 是我呀 Thad 咱大学认识的 [00:07] I’ve had my skin tags removed since then so you can see my eyes now. 我后来把脸上那些皮赘都切除了 所以你现在能看到我眼睛了 [00:09] Oh,you ran the light board at the theater. Everyone called you… 对哦 你那时候在剧场里管光板 大家都叫你… [00:12] Thad,no nickname. Thad 没外号 [00:14] and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] What? 怎么了? [00:04] Lemon,I’m gonna be late for our meeting. I had to get out of my car and walk. Lemon 开会我要迟到了 我必须下车走过去 [00:08] Fifth avenue is closed for a joint pain walkathon. 第五大道因为步行马拉松被封锁了 [00:11] It’s only four blocks but they are so slow. 虽然只有四个街区 但他们太慢了 [00:14] I’m running late,too. My…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Liz,there’s someone in the apartment. Liz 屋里有人 [00:08] * someone who thinks you’re special * * 某人眼里的你是如此特别 * [00:11] * in every single way * * 表现在每一个小细节 * [00:15] * I wrote this song to wish you * * 谨以此曲 * [00:18] * a happy valentine’s day * * 祝福你情人节快乐 *…