时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Come on,put it… 拜托 把它… [00:04] Excuse me. 不好意思 [00:06] Out of the way,please. 麻烦让让 [00:09] Chill out,mamacita. 淡定 辣妈 [00:11] What’s with the,weekday vibe. 工作的氛围到哪去了 [00:14] It is a Tuesday,sir. 这是周二 大哥 [00:16] You work on that show? 你在那个节目工作? [00:17] Yeah,I work on that show. 对 我在那工作 [00:19] Just like…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] All right,Lemon,you got me. 好吧 Lemon 被你抓个现行 [00:12] Yes,this is the same flashy night tie I was wearing when I left work yesterday. 这是昨天我戴的那条闪光领带 [00:17] My hair is a disaster. I am indeed on a walk of shame. 我头发乱糟糟的 好羞色满面啊 [00:21] You slut! 你个骚货 [00:22] That woman was Pizzarina Sbarro,the heiress…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Very well. I certainly appreciate your candor. 很好 谢谢你这么坦诚相见 [00:10] – Were you just skyping with a horse? – Not “a horse,” lemon. – 你在跟马视频吗? – 不是普通的马 Lemon [00:13] – Rafalca,mitt romney’s champion dressage mare. – Sure. – Rafalca是Mitt Romney的竞选驯马 – 那还用说 [00:17] She answers yes or no questions by eating…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] After all these years,I finally have it all. 这些年过去了 我终于如愿以偿 [00:10] I’m gonna miss this place. 我会怀念这地方的 [00:12] That’s how you do it. It’s two lines. 你该这么演 就两句台词啊 [00:16] Hey,1% d-bag! 嘿 微脑残 [00:18] You can’t park here! You don’t own the sidewalk! 你不能停这里 人行道不是你家的 [00:22] It’s nice to see you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] You didn’t whisper in my ear and kiss me to wake me up like you always do. 今天你怎么没在我耳边细语 轻轻吻我起床呢 [00:08] I’ve never done that. 我没这么干过呀 [00:10] Sweetie,wake up. It’s morning. 亲 起床啦 太阳晒屁屁啦 [00:16] I love you too. 我也爱你 [00:18] Anyway,I’m taking the van out to Queens. 我要开车去皇后区 [00:20] There’s this…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] ***** [00:17] I’m sorry I bit your tongue. It’s been a while. 抱歉咬着你舌头了 好久没接吻过了 [00:19] I’m sorry I taste like korean cigarettes. 抱歉我一股朝鲜烟味 [00:21] Tobacco’s the only thing with protein over there. 那里就只有烟含蛋白质 [00:23] Their meat is just deflated kickballs. 他们的肉就像是放了气的皮球 [00:25] – How are you feeling? – Ready to put…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Previously on “Queen of Jordan”. [00:04] Randy’s another harvest dad,I need a nanny. Randy 又搞了个现成的爹 我要个保姆 [00:06] That’s perfect! All my children were taken away. 好得很! 我的孩子都被抢跑了 [00:10] Can you believe that D’Fwan is telling you that 知道吗 D’Fwan说 [00:12] Angie is starting her own clothing line? Angie居然要搞自己的服装品牌? [00:14] – Why…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] live television. Who cares? 实况转播? 谁高兴看? [00:05] who cares? Everybody. 谁高兴看? 大伙儿都看 [00:07] – We love live tv. – do we,lemon? – 人人都爱看现场 – 真的咩 Lemon? [00:09] Do you really love the overzealous studio audience who will applaud at anything? 过度兴奋的观众在演播室 高声二叫瞎吆喝 你好这口儿哇? [00:13] Here in the greatest city on earth,newyork…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] * clean up,clean up * *扫家家 扫家家* [00:03] * do your own housework,you little crackers * *快干活儿 你个小疯婆* [00:06] what? 啥? [00:06] My kindergarten teacher was a former black panther. 我幼儿园老师以前是黑豹党的 [00:10] Hey,I’m gonna fix that loose baseboard upstairs. 我要把楼上松了的壁板修修 [00:12] Wow,look at you,all sweaty with your tool belt and your…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Jack,I’ve got a huge problem. Jack 有个大麻烦 [00:04] The tgs sweatshirts were supposed to say “tgs season six,yuck,” TGS套头衫上面该印 [00:08] which is a catch-phrase from a pretty great sketch. 这是我们一个段子的招牌语 [00:10] Yuck! 哎呀! [00:11] But they got misprinted and now they say,”tgs season six,duck!” [00:13] ***** [00:15] and that’s a seanso…